- 3 months ago
Stolen By Italian Macho
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00:00Attenzione prego!
00:02Si prega di portare attenzione la manaccia!
00:05Non lo ecco!
00:07Numero 3 del volo...
00:11Oh!
00:13Veda mia! Mi scusi ragazzi!
00:15Forgive me, forgive me!
00:17I... I'm so clumsy today!
00:19Mi scusi, cara!
00:21Mi scusi, cara!
00:25Welcome to Sicily!
00:30Idiot!
00:36Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:39Do you like him?
00:41Hmm?
00:44What the hell is this?
00:47Honey, I don't know how...
00:49Do you want everyone to see you naked?
00:51I'm talking to the hotel!
00:53Hey, you! Wait!
00:54Hey, you! Wait!
00:55Will you give us a ride to the hotel?
00:57No!
00:58No, senor! I'm in Harry!
00:59We're Americans! We pay well!
01:01Get my wallet!
01:03You have it!
01:05Ciao!
01:07Damn it!
01:08The wallet is gone!
01:09We are broke now!
01:10Happy?
01:11What are you looking at, huh?
01:12I'm not a man!
01:13No!
01:14No!
01:15No!
01:16No!
01:17No!
01:18No!
01:19No!
01:20No!
01:21No!
01:22No!
01:23No!
01:24No!
01:25No!
01:26No!
01:27No!
01:28No!
01:29No!
01:30No!
01:31No!
01:32No!
01:33No!
01:34No!
01:35No!
01:36No!
01:37No!
01:38I'm broke now!
01:39Happy!
01:40What're you looking at, huh?
01:41Other guy?
01:42Undoing your dress?
01:43Where did you let me live?
01:44This is your fault!
01:47Sorry!
01:52Senor!
01:53You dropped this!
01:57Thanks.
01:58So you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?
02:00Uh yeah!
02:01Uh, yeah.
02:02Put this suitcase in.
02:03Go, go.
02:07Please.
02:11Come on.
02:23Wait.
02:24Why'd you put me in a front seat?
02:26Because I'm stealing you, baby.
02:31What the hell is this?
02:37Mother of woman, what's wrong with you?
02:40Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:43Me?
02:44You just kidnapped me.
02:50Well then, go back to that stupidum.
02:53God knows I wanted to help you.
02:55Wait, so you saved me from my husband?
02:58You Americans don't know how to say thank you.
03:02You can't see past your own noses.
03:04I'm sorry.
03:05I'm sorry.
03:06I just thought you were a thief.
03:09Well, actually I am.
03:13So, what's the pin coat of your loving husband's cards?
03:17You're just a damn thief.
03:19Thief.
03:20I'm not just a thief.
03:21I'm the most handsome thief in Sicily.
03:26Well, I'd love to smash that handsome face of-
03:28You see?
03:30Face of yours?
03:31Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?
03:34Where are you going, Bella?
03:37You're in Sicily, guarda.
03:39Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:41I'm just taking my things.
03:42Please, Bella, wake up.
03:44I beg you, pray.
03:46Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.
03:48He's a scoundrel.
03:49He's a jerk.
03:50He's a stronson.
03:55Winter things?
03:56In summer, in Sicily.
04:03Madonna.
04:07You were planning the escape yourself.
04:14That's none of your business.
04:18Maybe I am a thief.
04:21But right now, I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:24I didn't ask for your help.
04:28Caruso.
04:29Gotcha this time.
04:30No.
04:31Stealing from tourists again?
04:32No, no, no, commissario.
04:33I didn't rob anyone.
04:34We're just she and I.
04:36She...
04:37And I.
04:38She...
04:39She's my fiancée.
04:40What?
04:52Hey, you see?
04:54Mateo Caruso, have some respect for elders.
04:57I've known you since you were a child.
04:59Don't try to sell me pasta for the tooth, Madonna Mia.
05:02What's wrong with you?
05:03No.
05:04I respect you, senora.
05:05I respect you.
05:06I didn't lie.
05:07But I love her.
05:08Guarda, I love her.
05:09She's my life.
05:10She's the love of my life.
05:11She's my only hope in this terrible world.
05:13Vasta.
05:14Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail.
05:17And I'll take you straight to the airbus.
05:19No.
05:20Uh...
05:21No.
05:22That's true.
05:23Yeah.
05:24I'm his fiancée.
05:25Bravo.
05:26Ma brava.
05:27I sent it.
05:28I sent it.
05:29And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:31Oh, no.
05:32That's rude.
05:33Senora Caruso.
05:34That's rude.
05:35You're Cecilia.
05:36I'm Cecilia.
05:37She...
05:38It's the wedding.
05:39It's tomorrow.
05:40Oh.
05:41Oh.
05:44Then I'll come to celebration.
05:46But...
05:47Beware.
05:48If this is fake, you both go to jail.
05:52Then we'll be waiting for you at the wedding.
05:56Yeah.
05:58At our family tavern.
06:00At the money.
06:02Laura has sent it.
06:04Mateus, excuse me.
06:06Hey, Santa Maria.
06:08Am I such a bad kisser?
06:10I came here to escape my husband.
06:12And now I have to get married instead?
06:14Tranquilla.
06:15Tranquilla, Bella.
06:16You're a tourist.
06:17They will search for you anywhere but under a veil.
06:20And I'll see you in the wedding, eh?
06:22Hey, listen.
06:23You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:26I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:28So either we're saving each other.
06:30Or we're both sinking under the water.
06:36I won't see.
06:37I agree.
06:38I..
06:40It's going to go back.
06:41I shall have to go back good.
06:42Well, you efter me days then.
06:43Like it's very 14th annual Matteo Aritersk nor Plugin to wake up in Donald Trump.
06:44How do you roll out me?
06:45Must?
06:46What is not possible?
06:48Yes, sir?
06:49Yes, sir.
06:50I get to get angry tomorrow, right?
06:52what godforsaken place is this what this is where we're getting married tomorrow
07:03what wedding francesco francesco ciao fratello uh adesso meet my bride hi
07:15americano oh francesco si cento per cento americano mateo idri mince cosa you disappear for weeks
07:29you steal and not today you bring this americana you call bride into our family taverna
07:37ora non parliamo italiano we speak inglese for the americans ma fratello fratello ma basta
07:43fratello she's family right now how could you have enough we just do this is our family
07:50cafe i'm the only one working here while you're off doing god no what what is in your head
07:56you know the echo here is too loud because this taver is always empty
08:03what's up sick of these i'm so sick of these maybe if you actually have it wouldn't be on
08:12verge of bankruptcy work here yourself and for your damn wedding
08:22so your brother hates you you steal police are after you and you're in your family cafe
08:37you're doing great
08:39this is not just a cafe that's my father's life my mother's my brother's in mine
08:52oh and i steal just to cover the depths because that's the only way i can save this place
09:02you know what my brother's right you're americana you'll never understand
09:09there was something familiar in this boy
09:17oh yes shattered dreams of a happy family where you're valued and loved
09:28are this your parents stay out of this
09:54yes
10:01yes
10:02or mine papa
10:03there was
10:15always a sea of people here
10:17a mediterranean sea
10:19as papa called it
10:21but after they died
10:25silence
10:26they always wanted me and my brother to
10:30keep the tavern alive
10:31there will be new life
10:34new weddings new people
10:36but we barely pay the bills to keep the empty tavern alive
10:41we can't even recreate mama's cook
10:46i know what it's like to live one life
10:55while dreaming of another
10:57another
10:58i know what it's like to live in a minute
11:00is that
11:04they are the best
11:05of their family
11:06and they can tell them
11:07to keep the ist
11:08the best
11:10one they say
11:11to eat
11:12many people
11:13i don't know
11:14every day
11:15i can see
11:16one of them
11:17we call them
11:18and they call them
11:19And there, in a cozy little corner, hit the family's biggest secret, one I was trying
11:37to solve, not knowing it would change my life and the lives of everyone around me.
11:49Signora Giordano, Signora Giordano, we prego, maybe, maybe order something else, anything
11:58at all.
11:59Ah, with such a cold heart you will never make it to heaven.
12:10At the gates you will see the same sign, close, mark my words.
12:17What?
12:18No.
12:19No, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:24Hey!
12:25Arancini?
12:26No, no, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:27Hey!
12:28Arancini?
12:29No, no, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:35Hey!
12:36Arancini?
12:37No, no, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:42Hey!
12:43Arancini?
12:44No, no, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:45Hey!
12:46Arancini?
12:47Hey!
12:48Hey!
12:49Hey!
12:50Hey!
12:51Hey!
12:52Hey!
12:53Hey!
12:54Hey!
12:55Hey!
12:56Hey!
12:57Hey!
12:58Hey!
12:59Hey!
13:00Hey!
13:01I'm not done yet.
13:02Don't jinx it.
13:04Hey!
13:05I can't wait.
13:07I wrote a message you did?
13:10But how?
13:11Oh it's exactly like Mama's.
13:12It was all in there.
13:12But Francesco and Dia, we tried cooking many times, a hundred times!
13:18The tavern ever worked!
13:21The tavern emptied because of it.
13:23Your father left you the tavern, but your mother, she must have left the recipes for your future wives.
13:32Only women could understand them.
13:36No.
13:38I'm not a woman.
13:42An Angela sent from the heaven.
13:46Hey.
13:48You want me to steal something for you, huh?
13:52Maybe the Venice?
13:53Maybe the Venice?
14:04Can you separate me for every five minutes?
14:08Of course.
14:11Santa Maria.
14:13Madonna Santa.
14:15The real customer.
14:20Damn internet.
14:22Damn Italy.
14:23Where is the police station?
14:28Damn it.
14:30Oh, hey, you.
14:32I've been robbed.
14:34Do something.
14:35Right now.
14:36This is Sicily, my friend.
14:39If I went looking for every lost wallet, I'd have lost 10 kilos already.
14:43And I don't want that.
14:45So I'm going to dinner.
14:47It's not just the wallet.
14:50My wife missing, too.
14:53Oh, wife missing with the wallet.
14:58Look near Prada and Gucci.
15:03Case closed.
15:05That's it?
15:07If they don't show up in three days, then come back.
15:11In the meantime, send her photo to the station.
15:14Ciao, Americano.
15:18Hey, you.
15:20You're a local, right?
15:21Si.
15:21I need the car.
15:24I find my wife.
15:26Viva.
15:26Non capisco.
15:27No more Americano.
15:28I will pay you.
15:30If you find her.
15:33My wife.
15:34Allora.
15:46Mateo.
15:47Francesco.
15:49As if wallets weren't enough.
15:51You're stealing wives now.
15:53Basta, basta, basta.
15:54Ascolta, Francesco, ascolta.
15:56I didn't steal her.
15:57I love her.
15:58Do you hear yourself, Mateo?
16:00We'll be in deep trouble because of you.
16:02But she saved our tavern.
16:05But what?
16:06Have a job.
16:08Have a job.
16:08Come on.
16:08Come on.
16:09Come on.
16:10Hey, hey.
16:12Francesco.
16:12Come on.
16:12Come on.
16:13Come on.
16:14I melted into that place, into the walls, the people, the smell of food, and the words.
16:39There was so much love and family warmth.
16:44Everything I ever dreamed of, and I melted into his eyes, irrevocably and completely.
16:56Eh, buona serata.
16:59Ci vediamo dopo.
17:01Ciao, ciao.
17:02Non dimenticate di venire domani, sì?
17:04Sì.
17:05Ciao.
17:06Ciao.
17:06Ciao.
17:07Ah, it's so nice you showed up here.
17:11This food is lucky to have you.
17:14Just like as we all are.
17:16I'll be waiting for tomorrow's wedding.
17:19A domani.
17:20A domani, ciao.
17:21Ciao.
17:24That's...
17:25Mom.
17:29Grazie.
17:30Grazie, mom.
17:31Ah.
17:34Looks like our parents sent you from Amber.
17:37We're an angelo.
17:39Yeah, yeah.
17:40Well, this all needs, you know?
17:58Si.
17:59But you know, you're in Italy.
18:02And nobody's in her here.
18:05He stole me just to give me my dream.
18:31And I was afraid to close my eyes.
18:35Afraid to breathe.
18:38To move.
18:59Because I knew this dream had to end.
19:04Tomorrow.
19:05Allora, tutti.
19:17Oh, ma che cos'è?
19:19Saurute americana.
19:20Hi.
19:21Ma che cos'è?
19:22Why are you in distress?
19:24Oh, this is Andres Walter.
19:26Eh?
19:27Bellissimo, Francesco.
19:29Bellissimo.
19:30Sì, signora Giordana.
19:32This is our mother.
19:36We kept it in our family home.
19:40For you.
19:41Because you are a family now.
19:42Sì, sì, sì, sì.
19:45Sì, sì, sì.
19:46Sì.
19:49Va bene.
19:51Ci vediamo.
19:52Allora.
19:54I dreamed of becoming part of this family.
20:03But I couldn't.
20:07I couldn't keep deceiving these people
20:09just to save myself.
20:20Hey, hey.
20:21Wait.
20:22Uh, you promised to help me.
20:25I sent you my wife's father
20:27and you didn't even reply.
20:29Oh, strange.
20:30I never received anything.
20:32Wait.
20:32Are you going to help me or not?
20:38You see,
20:39Sicilian police always help those in need.
20:42But not when they were invited to a wedding.
20:46Scusi.
20:48You've got to be kidding me.
20:56Bye.
20:57Ciao tutti.
20:58Ciao tutti.
20:59Hey.
21:02And now,
21:12with all the blessings from above,
21:15the bride.
21:21The bride.
21:24I stood there looking into his eyes
21:27and I realized
21:28that for the first time in my life
21:31I had met the one
21:33who made me happy.
21:35Forgive me.
21:36I'm so clumsy today, Miss Coozie.
21:39His first hug.
21:44His first touch.
21:47She's my fiancé.
21:49What the fuck?
21:50His first kiss.
21:54The way he looked at me.
21:56His tenderness.
21:58His tenderness.
22:00And what happened between us that night.
22:09I dreamed of being with him.
22:17But I couldn't.
22:18I only had one thing to say.
22:21I can't.
22:24I'm sorry.
22:25I...
22:25I...
22:26I can't become part of your big family.
22:30Because family isn't to be deceived and I...
22:33I deceive you all.
22:38I'm married.
22:41It's all vacant.
22:42My turn only helped me to escape my husband.
22:47So you lied to me after all?
22:49No, no, Camisano.
22:50No, no, he did it for me.
22:52I asked him to.
22:53This fake wedding was my decision
22:55and if anyone deserves a punishment,
22:58it's me.
23:00Because I'm the one with a husband.
23:03And here he is.
23:05Hmm?
23:07Darling.
23:08It's all right.
23:10Hmm?
23:10Come with me.
23:12And we...
23:13Leave this country.
23:15Dammit.
23:16Town.
23:17Right now.
23:18Okay?
23:22Forgive me for lying to me.
23:26I'm sorry.
23:32Hey, wait.
23:35What if it's...
23:36not a lie?
23:38Maybe you're not here by an accident.
23:41Maybe someone above
23:43brought us together here.
23:45Kara, listen.
23:47Only you could
23:48bring life back to this place
23:50and change me.
23:52What?
23:53What do you say?
23:54Both above?
23:55She's married.
23:57She's married.
23:57Christ's sake.
23:58I don't care what papers you have signed.
24:01I don't care who you are to him,
24:03but right now you're here.
24:05In Sisa.
24:06Among three C's.
24:07Among my family and...
24:09And my daughter.
24:11And I want all this to be yours.
24:15Hear me.
24:17I am yours.
24:19And I want you to be my angel.
24:21I'm not there.
24:22Hey!
24:23Are you visible?
24:24Huh?
24:25You a cop!
24:25Do something!
24:26Basta!
24:28If they say
24:29their
24:30vows here
24:31in presence of God,
24:33a priest,
24:34and all these witnesses,
24:36then you legal marriage
24:38is...
24:39nothing!
24:40My child,
24:41have you been married in church?
24:44No.
24:45We were about to, so...
24:48Then,
24:48it's up to you.
24:50Let me be a husband.
24:53Yes.
24:57I said yes.
24:58What?
24:59It's illegal!
25:00It's illegal!
25:01It's illegal!
25:06Love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage.
25:10It's when they open the doors of their home
25:13and family to you.
25:16Remember that.
25:17I'm Kira.
25:21And this
25:22is my Italian love story.
25:24What?
25:25I'm Kira.
25:27I'm Kira.
25:28I'm M soul.
25:31We love you all right.
25:40What?
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