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Stolen By Italian Macho - Full Movie
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00:00Attenzione prego!
00:02Si prega di portare attenzione alla faccia!
00:05Non leggo!
00:07Numero 2 del video...
00:13Edda mia! Mi scusi ragazzi!
00:15Forgive me, forgive me!
00:17I... I'm so clumsy today!
00:19Mi scusi, cara!
00:21Mi scusi, cara!
00:25Welcome to Sicily!
00:30Idiot!
00:36Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:38Do you like him?
00:40Hmm?
00:44What the hell is this?
00:46Honey, I don't know how...
00:48Do you want everyone to see him naked?
00:51No!
00:53No!
00:54No, senore!
00:55I'm in Harry!
00:57We're Americans!
00:58We pay well!
00:59Get my wallet!
01:00You have it!
01:01Ciao!
01:02No!
01:03No, senore!
01:04I'm in Harry!
01:05We're Americans!
01:06We pay well!
01:07Get my wallet!
01:08You have it!
01:09Ciao!
01:10No!
01:11No, senore!
01:12I'm in Harry!
01:13We're Americans!
01:14We pay well!
01:15Get my wallet!
01:16Oh...
01:17You have it!
01:19Ciao!
01:27Damn it!
01:29The wallet's gone!
01:30We are broke now!
01:33Happy?
01:34What are you looking at, huh?
01:36Other guy?
01:37Undoing your dress?
01:39Where you did let me lead!
01:40This is your fault!
01:51Senore!
01:53You dropped this!
01:56Thanks!
01:57So, you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?
02:01Uh...
02:02Yeah!
02:03Pull the suitcase in!
02:04Bye-bye!
02:07Prego!
02:11Amuni!
02:23Wait!
02:24Why'd you put me in a front seat?
02:26Because I'm sealing you, baby!
02:33What the hell is this?!
02:37Mother of woman!
02:38What...
02:39What's wrong with you?
02:40Are you...
02:41Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:43Me?!
02:44You just kidnapped me!
02:50Well then!
02:51Go back to that stupido!
02:53God knows I wanted to help you!
02:55Wait!
02:56So...
02:57You saved me from my husband?
02:58You Americans!
02:59Don't know how to say thank you!
03:02You can't see past your own noses!
03:04I'm sorry!
03:05I'm sorry!
03:06I just thought you were a thief!
03:09Well...
03:10Actually I am!
03:13So...
03:14What's the pin code of your loving husband's cards?
03:17You're just a damn thief!
03:18You're just a damn thief!
03:19I'm not just a thief!
03:20I'm the most handsome thief in Sicily!
03:23Very soon!
03:26Well I'd love to smash that handsome face of...
03:28You see?
03:30Face of yours!
03:32Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?
03:34Where are you going, Bella?
03:37You're in Sicily, Guarda!
03:39Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:41I'm just taking my things!
03:42Please, Bella, wake up!
03:44I beg you, pray!
03:46Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding!
03:48He's a scoundrel!
03:49He's a jerk!
03:50He's a thronesome!
03:55Winter things?
03:57In summer!
03:58In Sicily!
04:03Madonna!
04:07You were planning the escape yourself!
04:14It's none of your business!
04:18Maybe I am a thief!
04:21But right now, I'm the only one who can help you escape here!
04:24I didn't ask for your help!
04:28Caruso!
04:29Gotcha this time!
04:30No!
04:31Stealing from tourists again?
04:32No, no, no, Commissario!
04:33I didn't rob anyone!
04:34We're just...
04:35She and I, she...
04:37And I, she...
04:39She's my fiancée!
04:40What?
04:44Hey, you see?
04:54Mateo Caruso, have some respect for elders!
04:57I've known you since you were a child!
04:59Don't try to sell me pasta for the tools, Madonna Mia!
05:02What's wrong with you?
05:03No!
05:04I respect you, senor!
05:05I respect you!
05:06I didn't lie!
05:07But I love her!
05:08Guarda, I love her!
05:09She's my life!
05:10She's the love of my life!
05:11She's my only hope in this terrible world!
05:13Basta!
05:14Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail!
05:16No!
05:17No!
05:18And I'll take you straight to the airport!
05:19No!
05:20Uh...
05:21No, uh...
05:22I...
05:23That's...
05:24That's true!
05:25Yeah, um...
05:26I'm...
05:27I'm his fiancée!
05:28Bravo!
05:29Ma brava!
05:30I sent it!
05:31I sent it!
05:32And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:33Ah, no, that's rude!
05:34That's more...
05:35Senora Caruso, that's rude!
05:36You're Cecilia!
05:37I'm Cecilia!
05:38She...
05:39Allora, so when's the way?
05:40It's tomorrow!
05:41Oh!
05:42Oh!
05:43Then I'll come to celebration!
05:45But...
05:46Beware...
05:47If this is fake...
05:49You both go to jail!
05:51And our...
05:52We'll be waiting for you at...
05:54At the wedding!
05:55Yeah!
05:56At our family tavern!
05:58At the money!
06:00At the money!
06:01At the money!
06:02At the wedding!
06:03At the wedding!
06:04At the wedding!
06:05At the wedding!
06:06Hey, Santa Maria!
06:08You're such a bird kisser!
06:10I came here to escape my husband and now I have to get married instead?
06:13Tranquilla!
06:14Tranquilla!
06:15Tranquilla!
06:16Bella!
06:17You're a tourist!
06:18They will search for you anywhere but under a veil!
06:20That's a silly wedding, eh?
06:22Hey, listen!
06:23You don't want to go back to your husband!
06:25I don't want to go back to the jail so either we're saving each other or we're both sinking under the water!
06:32Bravo!
06:33What's wrong with you?
06:34Once!
06:35Just once!
06:36Even after the prayer we kissed three times!
06:58What godforsaken place is this?
07:00What?
07:01This is where we're getting married tomorrow, eh?
07:03Santa Lucia!
07:04What wedding?
07:06Francesco!
07:07Francesco!
07:08Francesco, ciao, fratello!
07:10Uh...
07:11Adesso...
07:12Meet my bride!
07:14Hi!
07:15Americana!
07:18Oh, Francesco, si!
07:20Cento per cento americana!
07:21Mateo!
07:22You drive me insane!
07:25Cosa?
07:26You disappeared for weeks!
07:28You steal!
07:29And now today you bring this Americana!
07:31You call Bride into our family taverna!
07:33Now don't speak Italian!
07:34We speak English!
07:35But...
07:36Fratello!
07:37Fratello!
07:38Fratello!
07:39She's family right now!
07:40How could you?
07:41You have enough!
07:42We just do!
07:43This is our family cafe!
07:44I'm the only one working here!
07:45While you're off doing God no water!
07:46What is in your head!
07:47Fratello!
07:48It's fine!
07:49No lanzare la voce con me così, eh?
07:50You know the echo here is too loud!
07:51Because this taver is always empty!
07:52Basta!
07:53Fratello!
07:54Fratello!
07:55Fratello!
07:56Fratello!
07:57Fratello!
07:58Fratello!
07:59Fratello!
08:00Fratello!
08:01Fratello!
08:02Fratello!
08:03Fratello!
08:04Fratello!
08:05Fratello!
08:06Fratello!
08:07Fratello!
08:08Fratello!
08:09Fratello!
08:10Fratello!
08:11Cut the poo!
08:12I specially had them on the verge of bankruptcy!
08:17Work here your cell.
08:19Em.
08:20For your damn Yup!
08:26So!
08:29Your brother hates you.
08:31You steal.
08:32Police are after you.
08:35And you're in your family cafe.
08:38You're doing great.
08:40This is not just a cafe.
08:45That's my father's life.
08:48My mother's.
08:51My brother's and mine.
08:54Oh.
08:55And I steal just to cover the depths.
08:59Because that's the only way I can save this place.
09:03You know what?
09:04My brother's right.
09:06You're Americana.
09:08You'll never understand.
09:10Yeah, I...
09:11There was something familiar in this boy.
09:19Oh, yes.
09:22Shattered dreams of a happy family.
09:25Where you're valued and loved.
09:28Are this your parents?
09:52Stay out of this.
09:53Yes.
10:02On mine, Papa.
10:03There was always a sea of people here.
10:17A Mediterranean Sea, as Papa called it.
10:23But after they died, it's a lens.
10:26They always wanted me and my brother to keep the tavern alive.
10:32That there will be new life.
10:34New weddings, new people.
10:37But we barely pay the bills to keep the empty tavern alive.
10:41We can't even recreate Mama's cooking.
10:53I know what it's like to live one life while dreaming of another.
10:57What about the earth?
11:06Huh?
11:06What about the chiester?
11:08Oh, what about the chiester?
11:10And there, in a cozy little corner, hit the family's biggest secret, one I was trying
11:37to solve, not knowing it would change my life, and the lives of everyone around me.
11:53Signora Giordano, Signora Giordano, maybe order something else, anything at all.
11:58Ah, with such a cold heart, you will never make it to heaven.
12:13At the gates, you will see the same sign, close, mark my words.
12:28No. No, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:48Hey!
12:50Arancini?
12:53No, no, no, no, caponade.
12:55Pasta ananorma.
12:57Oh, come here!
12:59Hey, hey, hey. I'm not done yet.
13:02Don't jinx it.
13:08But how?
13:10Oh, it's exactly like Mama's.
13:12It was all in there.
13:14But Francesco and I, we tried to cook it many times, hundred times.
13:17Tavern ever worked!
13:21The, the tavern emptied because of it.
13:24Your father left you the tavern, but your mother, she must have left the recipes for your future wives.
13:31Only women could understand them.
13:35No.
13:38Not a woman.
13:39Not a woman.
13:41An Angela.
13:43Sent from the heaven.
13:45Hey.
13:48You want me to steal something for you, huh?
13:51Maybe the Venice?
13:52Maybe the Venice?
14:04Can you separate me for every five minutes?
14:08Of course.
14:11Santa Maria.
14:13Madonna Santa.
14:14The real customers.
14:20Damn internet.
14:22Damn Italy.
14:23Where is the police station?
14:28Damn Italy.
14:30Oh, hey you.
14:32I've been robbed.
14:34Do something.
14:35Right now.
14:36This is Sicily, my friend.
14:39If I went looking for every lost wallet, I'd have lost ten kilos already.
14:43And I don't want that.
14:45So I'm going to dinner.
14:47It's not just the wallet.
14:50My wife missing too.
14:52Oh, my wife missing with the wallet.
14:57Look near Prada and Gucci.
15:03Case closed.
15:05That's it?
15:07If they don't show up in three days, then come back.
15:11In the meantime, send her photo to the station.
15:14Ciao, Americano.
15:18Hey, you.
15:20You're a local, right?
15:21Yes.
15:22I need the car.
15:24I find my wife.
15:26I don't understand.
15:27No more Americano.
15:28I will pay you.
15:30If you find her.
15:33My wife.
15:44Then?
15:46Mateo!
15:47Francesco.
15:49As if wallet weren't enough.
15:51You're stealing wives now to...
15:53Basta, basta.
15:54Ascolta, Francesco, ascolta.
15:56I didn't steal her.
15:57I love her.
15:58Do you hear yourself, Mateo?
16:00We'll be in deep trouble because of you.
16:02But she saved our tower.
16:05But what?
16:06Have a job.
16:07Come on.
16:08Come on.
16:09Come on.
16:10Come on.
16:11Come on.
16:12Come on.
16:13I melted into that place, into the walls, the people, the smell of food, and the words.
16:39There was so much love and family warmth, everything I ever dreamed of, and I melted into his eyes, irrevocably and completely.
16:57Hey, good evening!
16:59We'll see you later!
17:00Hi, hi!
17:01Don't forget to come tomorrow, yes?
17:04Yes, hi!
17:06Ah, it's so nice you showed up here!
17:10This food is lucky to have you!
17:13Just like as we all are!
17:15I'll be waiting for tomorrow's wedding!
17:18Adomani!
17:19Adomani, ciao!
17:21Ciao!
17:22Mom!
17:23Grazie!
17:24Grazie, Mom!
17:25Ah!
17:26Looks like our parents sent you from there, but...
17:27Golden Angelo!
17:28Yeah, yeah!
17:29Yeah!
17:30Yeah!
17:31Yeah!
17:32Yeah!
17:33Ah!
17:34Looks like our parents sent you from there, but...
17:36Golden Angelo!
17:37Oh!
17:38Yeah, yeah!
17:39Ah!
17:40Ah!
17:41Ah!
17:42Ah!
17:43Ah!
17:44Ah!
17:45Ah!
17:46Ah!
17:47Ah!
17:48Ah!
17:49Ah!
17:50Ah!
17:51Ah!
17:52Well...
17:53This all needs clean up
17:56Si, but you know you're in Italy...
18:02Nobody's in her here!
18:07Hmm...
18:09He stole me just to give me my dream, and I was afraid to close my eyes, afraid to breathe,
18:36and to move, because I knew this dream had to end, tomorrow.
19:06Hello everyone!
19:16What's up?
19:18Hello American!
19:19Hi.
19:20What's up?
19:21Why are you in distress?
19:23Oh, this hand-dress will do.
19:25Huh?
19:26Beautiful, Francesco.
19:28Beautiful.
19:29Yes, Ms. Giordana, this is our mother.
19:36We kept it in our family home.
19:39For you, because you are a family now.
19:43Yes, yes, yes.
19:44Yes.
19:45Yes.
19:46Okay, we'll see you.
19:50Then...
19:53I dreamed of becoming part of this family, but I couldn't.
20:06I couldn't keep deceiving these people, just to save myself.
20:19Hey!
20:20Hey!
20:21Wait!
20:22Uh, you promised to help me.
20:24I sent you my wife's photo, and you didn't even reply.
20:28Oh, strange.
20:29I never received anything.
20:31Wait!
20:32Are you going to help me or not?
20:36You see, Sicilian police always have those in need.
20:41But not when they were invited to a wedding.
20:45Excuse me!
20:48You've got to be kidding me!
20:56Ciao tutti!
21:06And now, with all the blessings from above.
21:14The bride.
21:21The bride.
21:24I stood there looking into his eyes.
21:27And I realized that for the first time in my life,
21:31I had met the one who made him happy.
21:34Forgive me.
21:35I...
21:36I'm so clumsy today, Miss Koozie.
21:38His first hug.
21:44His first touch.
21:47She's my fiancé.
21:48What the fuck?
21:49His first kiss.
21:54The way he looked at me.
21:56His tenderness.
22:00And what happened between us that night.
22:04I dreamed of being with him.
22:16But I couldn't.
22:17I only had one thing to say.
22:20I can't.
22:24I'm sorry.
22:25I can't become part of your big family.
22:29Because family isn't to be deceived and I...
22:34I deceive you all.
22:37I'm married.
22:40It's all fake and...
22:43Mater only helped me to escape my husband.
22:46So you lied to me after all?
22:48No, no.
22:49No, no.
22:50He did it for me.
22:51I asked him to.
22:53This fake wedding was my decision.
22:54And if anyone deserves a punishment, it's me.
22:59Because I'm the one with a husband.
23:00I'm the one with a husband.
23:03And here he is.
23:06Darling.
23:08It's alright.
23:10Come with me.
23:12And we...
23:13Leave this country.
23:15Dammit.
23:16Town.
23:17Right now.
23:18Okay?
23:21Forgive me for lying to me.
23:25I'm sorry.
23:31Hey, wait.
23:35What if it's...
23:36Not a lie?
23:38Maybe...
23:39You're not here by an accident.
23:41Maybe someone above...
23:43Brought us together here.
23:45Kara, listen.
23:47Only you could...
23:48Bring life back to this place, eh?
23:50And change me.
23:52What?
23:53What did you say?
23:54All above?
23:55She's married!
23:56She's married, for Christ's sake!
23:58I don't care what papers you have signed.
24:01I don't care who you are to him, but...
24:03Right now you're here.
24:05In Season.
24:06Among three seas.
24:07Among my family and...
24:09And my daughter.
24:11And I want all these to be yours.
24:15Hear me?
24:17I am yours.
24:18And I want you to be my angel.
24:21Hey!
24:22Are you invisible?
24:23Huh?
24:24You a cop!
24:25Do something!
24:26Basta!
24:27If they say their...
24:30Vows here...
24:31In presence of God...
24:32A priest...
24:33And all these witnesses...
24:35Then you legal marriage...
24:38Nothing!
24:39My child...
24:41Have you been married in church?
24:43No.
24:45We were about to...
24:47Then...
24:48It's up to you.
24:52Let me be a husband.
24:53Yes.
24:56I said yes.
24:57What?
24:58It's illegal!
24:59It's illegal!
25:00It's illegal!
25:06Love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage.
25:10It's when they open the doors of their home and family to you.
25:15Remember that...
25:16Remember that...
25:18I'm Kira...
25:20And this...
25:22Is my Italian love story.
25:23It's a beautiful love story.
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