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00:00People have an emotional support dog.
00:02You have an emotional support Birkin.
00:04Back.
00:06Oh, no, no.
00:07Not by the... Oh, gosh.
00:08Gosh, sorry.
00:09Put it over here.
00:09I have, like, separation anxiety.
00:11Don't touch the Birkin.
00:12It's like, when you see somebody
00:14with their emotional support dog,
00:15you don't go pet the emotional support dog.
00:17You don't talk to the emotional support dog.
00:19Don't talk to my Birkin.
00:20Just let the Birkin be.
00:22Can you tell me the story
00:23of you getting your first Birkin?
00:25Uh, yes, I...
00:27It wasn't even, like, an impressive Birkin.
00:29It was...
00:30I walked in and I said,
00:31oh, you know, like, you know,
00:32like a size 30 Birkin in the color gold.
00:35And they told me, oh, you know,
00:37it's just not as easy as, like, walking in here.
00:38You have to build a relationship.
00:39I was like, what does that mean?
00:41And there goes the point of, like,
00:43what does that mean?
00:44Let's not sugarcoat this.
00:45It's build the relationship.
00:46Like, spend more money here.
00:47Like, let's just cut to the point.
00:49Long story short, I got my first Birkin.
00:51And my advice to anybody that wants Birkins
00:53is if you're going to go down that route,
00:55it's addicting.
00:56You'll never stop.
00:57And you'll always want the next one.
00:59And the next one until you build a collection
01:00where you have to build a whole new closet.
01:02And then you're not going to want anybody
01:03to look at them, touch them, or breathe on them.
01:06So it's all downhill from the first one.
01:08Like, don't forget about this in the next one.
01:13So you can do that out there.
01:14And I don't know.
01:16We're going to have to go down there.
01:18But I think in this one,
01:19we've got to go down there.
01:20We've got to do it.
01:21We've got to go down there.
01:22Have a good one.
01:23And that's gonna go down there.
01:25We're going down there.
01:25And let's just figure it out.
01:27We'll find that through this one.
01:28We'll find you.
01:29We'll find out this one.
01:29We'll be fine.
01:30We'll find you next time.
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