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00:00I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm following you
00:02Ok go ahead go ahead, go ahead I'm moving forward
00:04I am with you, I am behind you
00:06What you are doing is very beautiful.
00:08That's a great parachute maneuver, I really like it
00:10Don't worry, don't worry, follow me, I'm going to show you something crazy
00:12First, I'm going to show you something crazy, don't worry
00:14You're going to lose it, you're going to lose it
00:16And I promise never to play multiplayer games again because they take up all my time.
00:31But Battlefield 6, from what I hear, is the best Battlefield in years and years.
00:36But what about the news?
00:39There are several multiplayer modes, as well as a multi-hour campaign mode.
00:43It's an immersive war game set in all four corners of the world.
00:45Environmental demolitions
00:47You have a sandbox back mode available called the Battlefield Portal
00:49To create custom worlds or scenarios
00:51Season 1 kicks off on October 28th with a bang, featuring new maps and new weapons.
00:54Great, that's the quick briefing, guys.
00:56Okay, it's Battlefield, normally everyone knows it.
00:58You want to play in mode like me, you know, like, in chill mode?
01:01Or do you want to discover a little bit about conquest?
01:02Make me dream, I just want to cast my first spell, you beg me.
01:04Alright, let's go, here we go, man!
01:06Your first game
01:07Yeah, it's not for a start, it's not the first time
01:09No, but don't even mention a map to me first, I'm going to shock you, man.
01:12Okay man, you know what? I'm playing with mistakes like in the old days.
01:15Uh, no
01:16What is it for?
01:17What do you mean no?
01:18Okay, go ahead, have a laugh.
01:19If I play with fire, I'll be shut down
01:20No, but this isn't really a map.
01:22Well, I don't think that's the case!
01:23It doesn't take a second!
01:24Okay, okay, you run with your cut too, man.
01:27Okay?
01:28Ah, I'm running with my cut
01:29Yeah, yeah, come on, come on
01:30Follow me, excuse me, excuse me
01:31Follow me, excuse me
01:32How do I get my cut?
01:33Uh, it's F, I think
01:37No
01:38It is...
01:39Ouch!
01:41You have to revive me
01:42But what did I take?
01:43There you have a line, there here, take a look at the A website.
01:47We're going to sit here for a little while.
01:49Are we going to attack them a little or do you want to snipe from a distance?
01:51Wait, I have...
01:53I landed some hits, I didn't kill anyone
01:54Make yourself comfortable, make yourself comfortable, make yourself comfortable
01:55Hey, come on, let's attack them
01:56We're gonna go flank on the right, man
01:57However, your sniper rifle is going to be a bit disgusting.
01:59Hey! There's a guy over there, hey hey hey!
02:01There's a guy over there, close
02:02He arrived crouching on my body
02:04I'm going to kiss him, I'm going to kiss him, I'm going to kiss him
02:05Oh gun, oh gun, I've got to fuck it
02:06He is crouching on my body
02:07This dog is guarding my body
02:08He is dead, he is dead
02:10Oh wow, well done, well done man
02:12Oh wow, well done, well done man
02:13Well done, man!
02:14I've never let you down again.
02:15I'm sorry
02:17Ahhh
02:19I'm burned, Loc!
02:20Don't worry, don't worry.
02:22Ah, but I'm too naked, actually, me too.
02:25But that's not possible.
02:27But what's wrong with you?
02:28There you go!
02:29I haven't played since 2012!
02:31So !
02:33No, it's okay, I'm not dead.
02:37Okay, that guy up there, the clever little one, we're going to get him.
02:40So, who else?
02:42There you go, a little hit.
02:43Go on, come back to your window.
02:44Well no, you're just shaving your underwear, obviously.
02:46Ah, Squeezie, you're going to have to start breaking through enemy lines.
02:50Because right now, we're having a bit of trouble.
02:52I got shut down.
02:53Okay, that didn't go over well, bro, seeing...
02:56We've taken the sector, well done!
02:59Well done, well done, my Loc!
03:00Well done, thank you, Squeezie!
03:01I didn't do a damn thing.
03:03But you can change your weapon!
03:05There's a guy in the street over there.
03:06There's a guy across the street.
03:07I see it, I see it.
03:08It needs to be atomized.
03:11There's also a sniper at the window.
03:13Don't worry, Squeezie, Micka is coming in the next game too.
03:16Get out of here.
03:18There's a top left sniper there.
03:20Come on, I'm wise, I see it.
03:25There's a grenade!
03:27Revive me!
03:30No, but bro, I need to get out of this thing I'm sniping.
03:31That's not possible, bro.
03:32Don't even worry, it's started.
03:33The real one is being assembled now, let's go.
03:35Go! Go! Go.
03:37Okay, let's get inside now.
03:39We penetrate them, we penetrate them.
03:40There's not even a debate, bro.
03:43Go away, you idiot.
03:45So now show them the real Scooby, the real face.
03:48What are the keys for what's there?
03:49Uh, you don't have a key.
03:53It's X, you drop the kit on the ground.
03:56Okay.
04:00What is this crap with robots?
04:02What's he doing?
04:03It's down there, it's down there, it's down there.
04:07Ha ha ha ha!
04:07Big noob!
04:09How do I do it?
04:09On me, Squeezie!
04:10Wait!
04:10You were able to do it on three?
04:11Hold.
04:12Gorgeous.
04:13Hold.
04:14Hey, we're babies.
04:15We're babies, we're babies, we're fine.
04:16Magnificent, magnificent, magnificent.
04:18Down, down, down, down, just down, just down.
04:20You turn it off and you raise me.
04:21You turn it off and you raise me.
04:23That's it, he's a bit too strong now.
04:26Yeah.
04:27We're all down here!
04:28Three down!
04:28Res me!
04:29Grenade!
04:30Grenade!
04:30I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
04:31No !
04:32Yeah, I know, man, but I have a noob weapon, I'm sorry.
04:35I can't spawn?
04:36Well, well, well.
04:37I'm going to send a package.
04:44Are there thermal sights?
04:45I'm going to use a thermal sight.
04:47Oh yeah, but not now, man.
04:49It's a bit too early for thermal sights right now.
04:49He took advantage of the fact that I pushed again.
04:51There you go, little at res me, res me.
04:52So !
04:53So !
04:53That's a squat that's really squatting.
04:54That's...
04:55Oh, damn, he's dead, what a loser!
04:56Here, I'll revive you, I'll revive you.
04:57There you go, baby.
04:58Be careful, the grenade did a lot of damage.
05:00He saw backstabbing, he died.
05:01Noublard!
05:02But show us the way, actually, there.
05:04We're waiting for number 1.
05:05Is there no other way to go up?
05:07Okay, so we can go to B, then.
05:08I'm better with us, and it's actually the best, in real life, to see.
05:11Yeah, yeah, I assure you.
05:13Alright, it's time for the carnage.
05:17And there, man, you're really...
05:19I think you're perfect right now, man.
05:22You're heading exactly the right way, you have to go.
05:25Now we're going to take the full left.
05:26We're going to take the full left, yeah.
05:28Full left, that's not bad, I think.
05:29And we're going to get on the motorway.
05:31And now we're going to take them in the...
05:33Yeah, we'll take them in the...
05:35In the back.
05:36Don't be agridi there, stay on the highway.
05:37Stay on the highway.
05:39Look, they're all going to arrive on the left.
05:40They will all arrive.
05:41Stay there, stay there, stay there.
05:43Ouch, ouch, ouch.
05:43I want to die for you.
05:45I absolutely want to get some kills.
05:47I'm sorry, my friend, I have classes to teach.
05:53Oh my god, he slid right on top of me.
05:55And you, on the motorway, you don't break a sweat, unlike him.
05:56Cover your buddy who's on the field.
05:58Come on, I'm with you, I'm with you.
06:01I'm with you.
06:01Okay, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, I'm moving forward.
06:04I am with you, I am behind you.
06:06It's very beautiful.
06:07Okay, okay, okay, go ahead, go ahead.
06:07That's a great parachute management, I really like it.
06:09There, there, don't worry, don't worry.
06:10Follow me, follow me, I'm going to show you something crazy.
06:12First, I'm going to show you something crazy.
06:13Don't worry.
06:13I'm following you.
06:14You're going to lose it, you're going to lose it.
06:16I'm following you.
06:20No, no, cover me.
06:21Oh, please, this is unbelievable.
06:25THANKS.
06:26He's already grumbling.
06:27Guys, this is my dream.
06:29It needs to be as furious as yesterday.
06:33You hate me.
06:34I beg you.
06:35Damn, you have to do everything yourself.
06:37Still behind.
06:38But I beg you, do something.
06:41I have to do everything myself, everything.
06:46Spouse me, I tell you, now.
06:47I'm not with you, I can be too.
06:49It's won, it's won, it's won.
06:51It's reinforcements, reinforcements.
06:55My little igoui-goui.
06:59Stay in biiii!
07:00Ah, that's good.
07:01Let's go, I won, victory!
07:03Let's go, how's he doing, Mika?
07:05Mika, I'm playing with the worst player in the world, please come and raise the level, I beg you.
07:10I'm playing sniper, I'm playing sniper, I'm playing sniper, don't worry.
07:14Stay with me, I'll get you up.
07:15Take the same line.
07:16There is where, he and I, don't worry.
07:17That's right, I want to upgrade that fucking sniper rifle.
07:20Put it up, put it up, put it up.
07:22So, guys, guys, the goal isn't to go to B, the goal is to go around them completely into their spawn.
07:30There you go, first kill.
07:33Yes, yes, yes, make a bang, make a bang, that dog.
07:36This is open field, bro, you're crazy.
07:37But we're open field, bro, you're crazy.
07:42That's why you have smoke.
07:46He died on your body.
07:47Guys, if you ever get the unfortunate, good urge to die, spawn on me now, spawn on me now, Mika.
07:55NOW.
07:56He is with me, he is with me.
07:56About you?
07:57You've got the best spawn of your life.
07:59Okay, guys, you need to let go of your spawn point.
08:01You have to come.
08:01He was supposed to move forward with what I had said.
08:03No, I knew, he killed someone, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
08:05Go ahead, I'll spawn on you, I'll spawn on you.
08:06Mika from William, Mika from William, spawned on me, Mika from William, spawned on me.
08:10The two guys in B, two guys in B.
08:11Mika de William.
08:12An ALK, an ALK, an ALK, check radar, check radar.
08:15But that guy is crazy.
08:17This guy is crazy, allied.
08:19Left.
08:20Oh dear, he's acting up there.
08:21Don't worry, don't worry, Dad is here.
08:23Come on, go, go, full left, go, full left, and we back the A.
08:25Full left, I'm on back the A.
08:28There, the A, it's armored, gentlemen.
08:30It's packed full of stuff, it's going to be top-quality juice.
08:32I'm with you.
08:33Oh my, that's some quality juice.
08:36Cat festival.
08:37Look at the radar, look at the radar.
08:38I spot them all.
08:39Mika, look where he is, he's already in it.
08:42Mika, his nose is acting crazy.
08:43She is half, she is half.
08:46Ah, I killed three of them, I killed three of them.
08:49But your grid, your grid, that's your problem, that's your grid.
08:52I don't have Grid, I don't have Grid, I have all three.
08:53Oh, he shut me down, damn, he has better reflexes.
08:54I'm disgusted, bro.
08:55No, not, no, not, no, not, no, not, no, not.
08:58No, not, no.
08:59Okay, on your right side, there are people shooting.
09:01I'm going to try to enter them.
09:02It's the bigou, it's the bigou, it's the bigou, guys.
09:04Nope.
09:06It's good.
09:08It's for nothing.
09:09Why is he leaving?
09:15Oh, but what?
09:17But why?
09:18I understand.
09:19It's the bigou.
09:22Mika de William, Mika de William, in big place.
09:24Mika de William, takes her place in the spawn.
09:29I'm going to throw it away, I'm going to throw it away.
09:29There are loads of guys where I pinged.
09:31Full of guys where I pinged.
09:32Full, full of guys where I pinged.
09:35Oh my god, but it's a joy, the kills, they make me do it.
09:38Thank you, thank you guys.
09:40I'm on the left, I'm on the left.
09:42No, I heard it.
09:44I heard him, he's going to the hammer.
09:46No.
09:47He killed me with a hammer.
09:48Yeah, he killed me with a hammer.
09:50I heard it, I turned around, I had the no-scope and it didn't kill it.
09:53Damage.
09:57He's a good one, guys.
09:58Why is he allowed to wear that, guys?
09:59I'm so dead.
10:03I'm so dead.
10:04All the flashlights that were pointed towards me.
10:06But being in the background, like this, isn't bad, guys.
10:09I've put an unlocker on it, I can't entertain you.
10:10But I'm missing a wide scope, you know.
10:13Damn.
10:15Yeah, they're far away, they're small, over there.
10:17It's tough.
10:21Oh, who saved my life?
10:23Oh, Lucas.
10:24Oh, I'm dead.
10:25I'm coming.
10:28Are we going to lose the bigot?
10:29No, no, no, it's okay, no.
10:30I'm going to die so much.
10:35Why is there a position, Nicolas?
10:36Go, go, pack, hatch, go, pack, hatch.
10:37What is everything, bro, I'm telling you.
10:40Oh, that's good.
10:44Ouch!
10:45Oh no, oh no, log, I saw everything.
10:49I saw everything.
10:51But what the hell are our fucking friends doing, bro?
10:54Absolutely, they're playing against us, the enemies, right there in their spawn.
10:56They need to play with us a little bit too.
10:58With 99 on me, 3 pax, 3 pax.
11:01Esquizite is here, it's the lass, watch out.
11:02I arrive in deployment.
11:04Oh.
11:06Deploy, deploy.
11:07Make me unfold.
11:07Flee with a potato launcher, fucking name.
11:09Hey, we might lose the deployment here.
11:12No, we're not going to lose it, we're not going to lose it.
11:13Ah, 99, in position to deploy on me.
11:17The same thing is that I just want to get kills with my strategy, guys.
11:19Not to lies.
11:19Two enemies.
11:23What? No way!
11:25But you know you get fewer kills using this strategy than using...
11:29Yeah, yeah, but wide, wide.
11:30In fact, since our friends aren't taking advantage of the fact that we're in the bar to attack,
11:34Well, actually, just...
11:34Yeah, they do...
11:35In fact, they're all relying on us.
11:37There's a fucking name that's been hunting us down with a potato launcher, you know.
11:39No, but bro.
11:41It's in the back, it's in the back.
11:43He's fine, he's careful.
11:44Go ahead, I'm going to play it straight, because it's off, guys.
11:46It's completely switched off.
11:48Let's put pressure on one point, because what we're doing here is...
11:51There's no point in trying, guys.
11:52Go ahead, go, go, go, go, go.
12:01There, A is doable.
12:03Every day.
12:06Over there, Mick, there are a lot of people.
12:08Would we have created it?
12:09Go ahead, let's take A, let's take A.
12:14Yeah, but you have to take both.
12:21Oh my God.
12:21What a shame, all this, because we wanted to be behind their backs the whole game.
12:25In fact, in this game, we were supposed to have two tanks, normally, and we didn't get them.
12:29What do you mean, two tanks?
12:30But actually, when you have the tanks, you win the first point, but when you don't have them...
12:34I'm going to pee, when I come back, we win the game!
12:36Let's go, guys, we're winning, it's the game.
12:38This is my map, I'm not even kidding.
12:39I'm not going to joke around, guys, I'm only going to get headshots with my sniper rifle, you know that.
12:41Okay, smokes on the left, guys, far, far, far away, I don't want to see them close.
12:44Look, we've got the Charles, we've got the Charles, we've won.
12:46Okay, sir, yes, there, we're going to the left.
12:49Okay, gentlemen, I'm heading to the left now.
12:52Excuse me, William, I support you.
12:53But wait, you're going all the way, all the way to the left, but we're just going to get sniped there, too bad.
12:57Excuse me, William, I'll put a pack of blood on the floor for you.
12:59Thank you very much, I will find my position.
13:01I saw people there.
13:02Excuse me, noted.
13:04I smoke both enemy positions.
13:06He extinguished me; the first duel is extinction.
13:09Okay, noted, I'll continue putting up smokes.
13:12Okay, we can go through.
13:12Close, close, close, close, close.
13:13Ah, I had cost it by hand, I had cost it by hand.
13:16With the endulx, yeah, go ahead.
13:18It's rubbish, it's rubbish, her strac, it's rubbish.
13:21It's perfect, you just need to throw away the smoke.
13:24I'm making you turn it off, look, I didn't come with you because it's...
13:26But he thinks we have shitty smokes.
13:26But wait, snipers, you lost, you became rotten, there, let go of the loss.
13:30He thinks we have smokes on six dead, three dead, three dead, three dead, come on, go ahead.
13:34Go ahead, him, the website.
13:35Okay, I want the right one first, I want the right one.
13:36Yeah, actually, we need to move forward.
13:37Okay, Mika, I'm sending the smoke signals, I'm sending the smoke signals.
13:40Okay, a smoke, I'm sending a smoke.
13:42A sniper here, in this barrel.
13:45On my left, on my left.
13:45Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two.
13:47It bypasses you.
13:48Two, behind you, Will, behind you.
13:50Absolutely no sense.
13:52No, but it's true that, sorry, sorry, excuse me, the best player of...
13:54Sorry, sorry.
13:55Follow the best Battlefield player.
13:56Follow the best player, you won't be disappointed, gentlemen.
13:59Look, there are kills galore.
14:01Players behind hills.
14:03A kind of big, discarded, and extinguished oaf.
14:05Ah, that's strange, that's strange.
14:07Okay, received, Squeezie, in position, on time, a Mike, before arriving.
14:10A little bit of healing, a little bit of healing.
14:12Oh my god, I'm causing a massacre, look.
14:15Okay, that's fine, I'm with you, Squeezie.
14:16There are a lot of snipers in the dune.
14:19There's a guy on the roof, right there.
14:20No, I don't listen to Locke and I'm just going on a rampage.
14:22They know we're here.
14:23Smoke away, smoke away, smoke away, smoke away.
14:26The whole map is on us, what are our allies doing, I have no idea.
14:30They are all on the right.
14:31They're all on the right, bro.
14:33They are all on the right...
14:33Drop a kit, drop a kit on the ground.
14:36Oh no, not no.
14:38Asaka, go B, go B, Asaka, for sure.
14:41Stay B, stay B, stay B, stay B.
14:42Spend on me.
14:43Stay B, stay B.
14:47Let's go!
14:48Oh yeah, I misplaced it.
14:49One guy on me, two guys.
14:53There's a whole surveillance operation on my face.
14:56Lead the guys, lead the guys.
14:57Come on.
14:57Wow, there were too many people on top of me.
15:02There were 5 of them.
15:03Spoke to me and enjoy.
15:05Oh no, it's okay, it's okay.
15:05It's good, it's good.
15:06We need to move forward, Lucas.
15:06We need to move forward here.
15:07It's over, it's over.
15:07No, but I turn the corner and I die there.
15:09There's a guy behind you in the bottom right corner, just so you know.
15:11Okay, let's go.
15:12Wait, wait, I'll go on the 13th.
15:13No, Lucas.
15:15Now, everyone follow William.
15:16Guys, all follow William.
15:18Okay, we'll follow William.
15:19He will lead you to victory.
15:20There's a guy on B and a guy who escapes.
15:22At the bottom, I have the fault.
15:23You've got two guys coming to climb my hill.
15:25I'm going to have to defend myself.
15:27I'm coming.
15:30Holy shit, we're in...
15:31Again, again, again, again.
15:32And then we go up into building B.
15:33We go up into building B.
15:34I use Snapchat.
15:35Ah, okay.
15:35You are at HP 10.
15:36Look, you're at HP 10.
15:38I'm going to put pressure on A.
15:39I'm going to put pressure on your back.
15:41Attaco, attaco, je cousy.
15:42Attaco, I'm a cousin.
15:42Close, close.
15:43He's coming.
15:44I lost the duel.
15:45Sorry.
15:45I lost the duel.
15:46That's my bad.
15:46That's my bad.
15:47I'm in, guys, I'm in, I'm in.
15:49Dude, you knocked me down.
15:523, 3, 3, this is coming.
15:54I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
15:55It's okay, I'll get to you, I'll get to you, guys.
15:56Behind you, you are you.
16:00Oh, what fucking bad luck.
16:03It's okay, I've got this, I've got this, I've got this, I've got this.
16:05I'm managing the bottom, I'm managing the bottom.
16:08I'm managing the bottom.
16:10To the right, to the right.
16:11I'm doing the pre-shot.
16:12No, to the left, but how can he please me?
16:14On the crane, on the crane, on the crane.
16:15The map is normally unwinnable.
16:16As desired, as desired.
16:17As desired.
16:18Yeah, honestly.
16:19We're not against it, how tough they are over there.
16:21I never got past that point.
16:22I am the best, the best player on the road.
16:25Ouch, I'm dead.
16:27Two seconds, two seconds, excuse me.
16:31Lucas, Lucas, here.
16:32You've got it, you've got it, you've got it.
16:33I remember you, Lucas.
16:37No, Lucas, you've got it.
16:40No, I killed him.
16:41What an idiot.
16:42The guy comes along, he thought he had a bayonet, bro.
16:44He is ill.
16:46We mustn't die, we mustn't die.
16:47Don't die, support your plans.
16:49Massage, get in front.
16:50I'm going to take the badge that pisses everyone off.
16:51I'm going to take the badge that pisses everyone off.
16:52He is dead, he is dead.
16:54Oh my, it's even more.
16:56Plans are in place, guys.
16:56Plans in place, plans in place.
16:57No need for plans, no need for plans.
16:59We are the best.
17:00We are the best, of the best.
17:01Go! Go! Go.
17:02It'll work, it'll work.
17:04Yes, guys.
17:05He won't go back, he won't go back.
17:06There's a tank, there's a tank.
17:07I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead too
17:10It's good, it's good, it's good
17:11Nice, yeah, nice
17:12Let's go baby
17:13I like it, it's simple
17:15Come on boys
17:16Wow guys, what a final game, it was magnificent!
17:18But people love it, that's the BF spirit
17:20I loved fucking
17:23Thanks EA for the response, obviously
17:25Thanks for following along anyway.
17:26It was cool, the game is available on all consoles.
17:29You know all the platforms
17:30It's a little bit of happiness, I'm getting the same feeling as BF3, it's a real treat.
17:37Subtitles by Jérémy Diaz