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00:00You
00:30How cares, Beetlejuice?
00:50Day-o, is the day-o, daylight come and me one go.
00:56Here I am at the Neither World Shocking Mall with grossness wall-to-wall.
01:04But am I shopping for myself?
01:06No! I have to buy some for her.
01:09You see, I met Lily one year ago tomorrow and, well, she says it's...
01:13Our anniversary.
01:17But I don't have any money. You know what I am, kids?
01:20I'm flat broke.
01:23You kids are my only hope. It would mean so much to me.
01:28If you could, well...
01:31BAST THE STUFFINS OUT OF THOSE, NOT TO YOU, PICKYBACK TO YOURS!
01:34Come on, kids. Give me all your money. It's for a good cause.
01:38Me! Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
01:40Day-o, me say day-o, daylight come and me one go home.
01:47Day-o, me say day, me say day, me say day-o, daylight go and we just got home.
01:56I'm home!
01:57Hi, Percy.
01:58Hi, Percy.
01:59Hi, Percy.
02:02Hi, Dad.
02:03I can't wait to tell Beetlejuice about my new job.
02:12Beetlejuice?
02:17Mother, my room!
02:18What happened to my skeleton curtains?
02:20Now, Lydia, every day can't be Halloween.
02:24It is for me.
02:25You like them.
02:27The Chumleys will be here at six, so be ready.
02:33And smile, Lydia.
02:35Smile!
02:39My turn to redecorate.
02:46Though I know I should be wary, still I venture someplace scary.
02:51Ghostly haunting, I turn loose.
02:54Beetlejuice!
02:55Beetlejuice!
02:56Beetlejuice!
02:57Beetlejuice!
03:21I'm ready to party!
03:24I'm ready to party!
03:29Ah!
03:30Oooo, Ah!
03:33Vee-bee-bee-bee-bee-bee-dum-bidum!
03:36Bobe-be-boo-boo!
03:37Be-bee-bee-bee, davi-doo-boo!
03:39Be-bee-doo!
03:42Woohoo!
03:44Be-bee-dum-be-dum-be-dum!
03:46Be-ge-de-ge-dum-bo-dee!
03:48Ah, ho-dee-bo-da!
03:50Hey! Babes, our anniversary party's tomorrow. You've got decorations to put up, party hats to make, food to catch. Save that guy for later. So come on, kid, get on the ball.
04:09Beetlejuice, have you seen a doctor about this problem of yours?
04:12What do you mean, problem? I'm fit as a fiddle, strong as an ox. I get a kick out of life!
04:21Um, I get your drift, Beetlejuice. But listen, we'll have to put up our decorations tomorrow.
04:26Tomorrow?
04:27Believe it or not, I got a job.
04:30A job? A job? You mean work instead of play? Earning money instead of just taking it from people? Yuck!
04:39You haven't changed since the day we met.
04:42Hey, I like this suit.
04:45Lidio! The Chumleys are here!
04:49Coming, Mother!
04:50Where are you going?
04:52It's my new job. Mother and Father are going to the S.A.P. Festival with the Chumleys, and the Chumleys want me to babysit.
04:59Babysit?
05:00Two dollars an hour. See ya.
05:03Yeah, see ya.
05:07Babysitting? Two bucks an hour?
05:10Hmm.
05:12Boy, I could sit on babies for days!
05:20I'll have a present for Lydia, and a couple of squats.
05:24Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep! Meep
05:54That's one sharp kid.
06:02You babysitter.
06:11I'm gonna have to charge you the flat rate.
06:18Eat your baby food and you'll grow up big and strong like Frankenstein.
06:24Aw, little Arlo spit up.
06:29Oh no!
06:34Big baby spit up.
06:39According to my growth leader, that's a new low and junior achievement.
06:43Way to go, kid!
06:48It's the attack of the 50-foot baby.
06:51Crawling down Main Street.
06:53Knocking over buildings.
06:54Stepping on grown-ups.
06:58It's the attack of the 50-foot baby!
07:04Eek!
07:06Beetlejuice!
07:07You cannot let babies do whatever they want.
07:10No, kid.
07:11It is hazardous to your health.
07:17It just hit me.
07:19I think I'm hit over my head.
07:21Let me bite you goodnight.
07:23Grrr!
07:25Where do you keep the dog food?
07:26Hi, Lydia.
07:27I thought I'd drop in and see how your babysitting's going.
07:29We're just fine, Beetlejuice.
07:30What are you up to?
07:32Me?
07:33Oh, nothing.
07:34Nothing except, well...
07:36You see, I'm doing some babysitting, too.
07:38What's the scam, Beetlejuice?
07:39Hey, no scam.
07:40We're having a great time, yessiree.
07:41See?
07:43Beetlejuice, did you feed those babies?
07:45Feed them?
07:46I thought you just had to sit on them.
07:47You're sitting on them?
07:48I'd better come over there.
07:50Well, you insist.
07:53Come on, Arlo.
07:55What?
07:57Beetlejuice!
07:58I thought you just had to sit on them.
08:00You're sitting on them?
08:01I'd better come over there.
08:03Well, you insist.
08:05Come on, Arlo.
08:07What?
08:08Beetlejuice!
08:09Beetlejuice!
08:10Beetlejuice!
08:11I guess neither-world babies are a little harder to handle than you are, little Arlo.
08:20See?
08:21I-I told you we were having fun!
08:23Beetlejuice, why can't you fly when there's sandworms around?
08:43I don't know.
08:44I-I-I just freeze up.
08:48Bogus, huh?
08:50The first thing we need is some baby food.
08:52Or whatever it is they eat.
08:54Why?
08:55Gurgles, baby.
08:56Goop, of course.
08:57I had the grocery store since I'm over.
09:02Childproof jobs.
09:03You know I hate them.
09:05Goops on!
09:06Hey!
09:17Hey!
09:18Hey!
09:19Hey!
09:20Hey!
09:21Hey!
09:22Hey!
09:23Hey!
09:24Hey!
09:25Hey!
09:26Hey!
09:27Hey!
09:28Hey!
09:29Hey!
09:30Hey!
09:31Hey!
09:32Hey!
09:33Hey!
09:34Hey!
09:35Great example to set, Beetlejuice.
09:37They're revolting little monsters!
09:41Reminds me of me at that age.
09:43You know, I feel like a kid again.
09:44Beetlejuice, don't say that!
09:45What are you doing?
09:46I knew it!
09:47Beetlejuice, you gotta say, I feel like I'm normal again.
09:48Come on!
09:49Say it!
09:50Say it!
09:51Say it!
09:52propre!
09:53Hi!
09:54Do you!
09:55Hi-do!
09:56I knew it!
09:57Beetlejuice, you gotta say, I feel like I'm normal again.
10:00Come on, say it!
10:01Say it!
10:02Say it!
10:08I'm really babysitting now.
10:14And it's not worth two bucks an hour!
10:17I can handle this.
10:35After all, I'm an experienced babysitter.
10:38What babies want?
10:40Baby bottle?
10:42Lullaby?
10:45Diaper change?
10:47Lydia, me want present!
10:50Oh, yeah, right, Beetlejuice.
10:51You really deserve a present.
10:58Me get present!
11:02Hey, no, wait!
11:08Huh?
11:13No, wait!
11:14Great big huge baby!
11:16Not little Arlo!
11:17Wait!
11:18Come back!
11:19No!
11:20Stop!
11:20Oh, my God.
11:50Poor little Arlo must be terrified.
11:53Huh?
11:53Hey, baby.
11:55Arlo?
11:58It's the worst baby destruction that neither world has seen since the Great Pudding Wars.
12:05I have here a witness to the food fight to end all food fights so many years ago.
12:10Tell me, old-timer, what started the Great Pudding Wars.
12:15A baby named Beetlejuice.
12:20Whee!
12:22Whee!
12:24Whee!
12:25Oh!
12:26Whee!
12:37Gotcha!
12:40Attention, Neva World shoppers.
12:54What's the mouth-watering, blood-curdling snack that reacts?
12:58It's new Scream Pops, the new sweet-tasting snack that really screams.
13:05And you'll scream for more.
13:08Regular, and now new, extra-loud.
13:14Scream Pops, another terrible product from ghastly forms.
13:19Ew.
13:21Me what? Me what?
13:24Oh, Beetlejuice, will you grow up?
13:27Me grow up.
13:29Hey!
13:31Oh, Beetlejuice.
13:34All right, you babies. Throw down your rattles and come out with your cute little hands in the air.
13:47Now, now, now, don't cry.
13:50It's not your fault.
13:52Who's supposed to be taking care of you?
13:54Beetlejuice.
13:55Me? No, no, no, I was, uh, here doing some shopping for my poor little old grandmother.
14:03Oh, she doesn't get around too well these days.
14:06Tell the truth, I've never seen these little burpers before, you know what I mean?
14:11Wobbly!
14:12Hey, Beetlejuice.
14:14I thought I hired you to babysit my little gooey.
14:22It's a one-way ticket to sandworm land for you, Beetlebrat.
14:33Don't worry, Beetlejuice.
14:34I'll think of something.
14:36Look, I got a problem.
14:49Maybe you can help me out.
14:50I got these friends I said I'd meet.
14:52It's the kind of thing where you can count me their purse.
14:55Shut up, Beetlejuice.
14:57You're not getting off this time.
14:59This prosecutor's never lost the case.
15:06Order in the court.
15:10The Neitherworld voices Beetlejuice.
15:13The Honorable Judgmental presiding.
15:17Guilty!
15:19Beetlejuice has long been a pimple on the nose of the Neitherworld.
15:24There was the Gila monster in the mayor's underwear incident.
15:30The cootie invasion of 49.
15:33And who can forget Beetlemania?
15:44If Beetlejuice is found guilty, he'll be thrown to the sandworms and we'll never see him again.
15:54Yahoo!
15:56Is guilty case closed?
15:58No!
15:59I object, Your Honor.
16:10What are you?
16:11Some kind of sicko?
16:13We can get rid of this disgusting creep forever.
16:17This disgusting creep is my best friend.
16:20Yeah.
16:21You mean you'll hang around with Beetlejuice on purpose?
16:26Yes, Your Honor.
16:27Why?
16:29Because he makes me laugh.
16:32And he knows 101 ways to eat beetles.
16:35Yeah!
16:38And if you let him tell you in his own words, you'll see why he deserves a second chance.
16:43I'm talking about it!
16:58And tail!
17:00I'm the Neitherworld's main attraction.
17:11I'm the Neitherworld's biggest star.
17:14My gags will put you in traction.
17:17He's gross, revolting, bizarre.
17:19He's the top dog in the pouch.
17:21The biggest cheese around.
17:24I'm the semi-inflatable.
17:26Biodegradable.
17:27Jackalongradable.
17:28Ghosts.
17:29With a mag.
17:31What?
17:34You're guilty of her?
17:36Huh?
17:36Huh?
17:37It's as plain as the beetles between your teeth.
17:41Alright, alright.
17:42I'll tell you the truth.
17:44I sat on these babies because, well, you're gonna make me ruin the surprise, but what can I do?
17:50I needed the money to buy my best friend Lydia a friend.
17:54I don't believe it.
17:56Neither do I.
18:00I say.
18:02Guilty, guilty, guilty.
18:04No!
18:07No!
18:09Wow!
18:17Lydia, help!
18:20Oh, no, you don't.
18:25Great big huge baby!
18:32If I never see another sandworm, it'll be too soon.
18:39Little Arlo!
18:50No!
18:55Arlo!
18:56Save him, Beetlejuice!
19:09Save him, Beetlejuice!
19:10Save him!
19:12Who's gonna save me?
19:14Come on, you say you're the ghost of the most, prove it!
19:18Bad timing, Lydia!
19:20Real bad timing!
19:22And I thought you were the top dog!
19:25Yeah!
19:25The big cheese!
19:28Yeah!
19:29Not to mention, biodegradable, semi-implatable, jack-of-all-tradable!
19:35Ghost with the moon!
19:37Get him!
19:37Yeah!
19:41Yeah!
19:41Yeah!
19:44Yay!
19:45Yeah!
19:50Yeah!
19:51Yeah!
19:53Ooh!
19:53Nice!
19:54Hi!
19:55Whoa!
19:55Whoa!
19:56Whoa!
19:57Whoa!
19:58Whoa!
19:59Whoa!
20:00Whoa!
20:00No!
20:01No!
20:01See, your honor!
20:05Beetlejuice couldn't use his powers to save himself
20:08But he could do it for a baby
20:11Surely such an honorable ghoul deserves another chance
20:15Well, no, all right, you're free to go
20:20As far away as possible
20:23We did it, Beetlejuice
20:26Just a minute, you beetle-brain goody-goody
20:29You're going to pay for all the damages
20:32You and your knobby-kneed little friend
20:35I lost my first face
20:45Happy anniversary, Beetlejuice
21:02Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy
21:04Wow, just what I needed
21:06A new pair of pants
21:09A spider brooch
21:14Oh, I could kiss you
21:16But I'll just give you a big hug
21:20How about a spin of the old head to celebrate?
21:24Ooh, one of my favorites
21:25Oh, I don't get a wax in your ears
21:30You're one of a kind, Beetlejuice
21:33Don't ever change
21:34All right, I won't
21:38Don't ever change
21:42Your face
21:46¡Oh,ä½ èªª, Grace!
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