🎸💫 Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventures Season 2 Episode 1 – “Now Museum, Now You Don’t” (1991) kicks off the second season of the classic animated spinoff based on the blockbuster comedy films! Produced by DIC Entertainment and Orion Television, this season brings back everyone’s favorite time-traveling duo for new hilarious, history-bending adventures.
In this premiere, Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted “Theodore” Logan visit a museum for what should’ve been an easy school project—but their time circuits malfunction again! Suddenly, statues come alive, history gets scrambled, and our heroes must rock their way through time to fix the mess before the world’s timeline totally unravels.
🎞️ Series Information:
Title: Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventures
Season: 2
Episode: 1 – Now Museum, Now You Don’t
Release Year: 1991
Produced By: DIC Entertainment & Orion Television
Based On: Characters from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989 film)
Language: English
Genre: Animated Comedy, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Runtime: ≈ 23 min
Original Network: Fox Kids (US)
Voice Cast: Evan Richards (as Bill), Christopher Kennedy (as Ted), Rick Overton (as Rufus)
💡 About the Show:
The animated version continues Bill and Ted’s epic mission to “be excellent to each other,” blending humor, rock-and-roll attitude, and time-travel fun. Each episode delivers laughs, imagination, and a light moral about creativity, friendship, and fixing mistakes.
👦👧 Perfect For:
Kids, families, and fans of 90s animation who enjoy fun, clean, and imaginative adventures with a historical twist.
📺 Watch more classic cartoons in HD on:
👉 https://www.dailymotion.com/CartoonLTV
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In this premiere, Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted “Theodore” Logan visit a museum for what should’ve been an easy school project—but their time circuits malfunction again! Suddenly, statues come alive, history gets scrambled, and our heroes must rock their way through time to fix the mess before the world’s timeline totally unravels.
🎞️ Series Information:
Title: Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventures
Season: 2
Episode: 1 – Now Museum, Now You Don’t
Release Year: 1991
Produced By: DIC Entertainment & Orion Television
Based On: Characters from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989 film)
Language: English
Genre: Animated Comedy, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Runtime: ≈ 23 min
Original Network: Fox Kids (US)
Voice Cast: Evan Richards (as Bill), Christopher Kennedy (as Ted), Rick Overton (as Rufus)
💡 About the Show:
The animated version continues Bill and Ted’s epic mission to “be excellent to each other,” blending humor, rock-and-roll attitude, and time-travel fun. Each episode delivers laughs, imagination, and a light moral about creativity, friendship, and fixing mistakes.
👦👧 Perfect For:
Kids, families, and fans of 90s animation who enjoy fun, clean, and imaginative adventures with a historical twist.
📺 Watch more classic cartoons in HD on:
👉 https://www.dailymotion.com/CartoonLTV
#CartoonLTV#BillAndTed #BillAndTedsExcellentAdventures #BillAndTedCartoon #BillAndTedAnimated #NowMuseumNowYouDont #AnimatedComedy #AnimatedAdventure #SciFiCartoon #90sCartoon #RetroAnimation #DICEntertainment #OrionTelevision #FoxKids #ClassicCartoon #CartoonLTV #CartoonLTVKids #CartoonLTVHD #CartoonLTVOfficial #CartoonLTVWorld #EnglishCartoon #FullEpisode #CartoonFullHD #AnimatedSeries #FamilyCartoon #EducationalCartoon #FunnyCartoon #AdventureCartoon #PopCultureCartoon #AnimationFans #AnimationWorld #GlobalCartoon #FamilyShow #KidsTV #RetroTV #OldSchoolAnimation #NostalgiaCartoon #CartoonEntertainment #VintageAnimation #CartoonAdventure #CartoonClassic #EnglishHD #GlobalAnimation #CartoonForKids #CartoonLovers #CartoonStreaming #CartoonFun #AnimatedHistory #AnimatedComedyShow #90sAnimatedSeries #BillAndTedFans
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00:00I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire.
00:03And I am Ted Fedor Logan.
00:06Together, we are Wild Stallions.
00:10Greetings, excellent ones.
00:13Look at me, all you want it to be
00:17When you follow your dreams
00:20Join a team and always believe
00:23Soon your dreams will be reality
00:27It's been intense, excellent adventures
00:40A most bodacious, courageous team
00:43Let's stay together, friends forever
00:49It's been intense, excellent adventures
00:52A most bodacious, courageous team
00:55Cruising in the dark
00:59Party on, dudes.
01:01Excellent!
01:08Oh yeah, since when?
01:09Well, that's news to me.
01:11No, no, no.
01:13Well, that's not trouble.
01:15Oh yeah, since when?
01:16Well, that's news to me.
01:17Thank you, lovers of the arts.
01:27Dead, my esteemed colleague.
01:30Our music is falling upon deaf ears.
01:32I did not think we played that loud.
01:35Musically, this was a most frustrating experience.
01:38Well, let us unplug our extension cord from the art museum.
01:48While we are here, we can scope out these irreplaceable works of art.
01:52Whoa!
01:53Check it out!
01:54Whoa!
01:55This guy art definitely produced some awesome works.
01:57That must be why they named the museum after him.
01:58Ha ha ha!
01:59Ha ha ha!
02:00Ha ha ha!
02:01Ha ha!
02:02You can tell this is a most ancient statue.
02:03But what he's holding?
02:04An LP record?
02:05Whoa!
02:06A blast from the past!
02:07Bill!
02:08Bill!
02:09We should vacate these premises before opening time!
02:10We are inextricably caught on something.
02:11Help me out, Bill!
02:12Oh!
02:13Oh!
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03:07Do you have any idea how long it will take us to make a million?
03:10More than all summer vacation?
03:12Not if we go back to when she was made and bring her back with arms.
03:15But we must make haze where the museum opens in a few minutes.
03:19Dad, quick, give me a hand.
03:22Bill, I told you, the hands were most egregiously pulverized.
03:28And now, the Sandy Mazzard Museum proudly presents our new exhibition,
03:34Irreplaceable Works of...
03:37We have cleaned up most diligently.
03:40What happened to this woman?
03:43Uh, she used way too much sunblock.
03:51Bill, there's the listing from the Venus de Milla.
03:54Bogus, this must be a brand new directory.
03:57See, it already shows that we busted the arms off of Venus most heinously.
04:02Remain stoic, dude.
04:03We will go back to when the statue was still under warranty and get it replaced.
04:07Whoa!
04:10Grand History!
04:20Ah!
04:29You ready?
04:30Ah!
04:31Stop right there!
04:39I am king of the island of Milo.
04:42Where are you taking my statue?
04:44How can this be his statue?
04:46Does not resemble him.
04:48Excuse me, your sawed-off sword ship.
04:50But we are not taking.
04:52We're bringing it back to exchange.
04:54What are you babbling about?
04:56Bogus merchandise.
04:57Most places will exchange up to 30 centuries after purchase.
05:01So if you could just tell us where the artist is.
05:04Bah!
05:05You want to see an artwork?
05:06Look behind you.
05:08Bill, look!
05:09Venus de Milo!
05:10And she's got arms!
05:12And what arms?
05:13This is one buff, babe!
05:17True.
05:18It is a gift from my girlfriend, Venus the Amazon.
05:22King, sweetie!
05:23I've asked you a million times not to leave your spears lying around.
05:28Whoa!
05:29Palm City!
05:30Palm City!
05:30What is this supposed to be?
05:40I...
05:41It's the new statue of you, darling.
05:44With those puny arms?
05:45Does that look like me?
05:47But, honey bun, I thought you'd like it.
05:51It's an insult!
05:53I won't have anyone else see it!
05:55You two!
05:56Hammer my face off that monstrosity!
05:58Hey, if you're not done before I'm ready to leave, I'll send you to the galley!
06:05Uh, yes, sir!
06:06I mean, ma'am!
06:07Yikes!
06:09But, anyway, I thought you liked it!
06:13Ted, my esteemed friend, since Venus clearly does not want her statue, let us take it to the art museum.
06:19Excellent!
06:27Woo!
06:28Ted, I feel most strangely undressed.
06:33Your sweatshirt!
06:34It must have fallen off while we were pushing!
06:36Let us backtrack!
06:40Dude!
06:41I was worried about this!
06:42Huh?
06:43Skinny arms are bad enough!
06:45But no arms?
06:47I told you to take off the face!
06:49But your muscularity!
06:51This is a different statue!
06:52No excuses, boys!
06:54No excuses, boys!
06:55Quick!
06:56Ah!
06:56Ah!
06:57Quick!
06:57Hide in that humongous, hollow horse!
07:00I wonder, for what kind of play do they need this bogus horse?
07:09Hmm, the line, beware of Greeks bearing gifts, comes to mind.
07:12Or is it, beware of gifts bearing grapes?
07:16Whoa!
07:17Whoa!
07:17Whoa!
07:18Whoa!
07:19Whoa!
07:22Whoa!
07:27I'm gonna chain you idiots with my other galley slaves!
07:30Oh, Venus!
07:32Oh, Venus!
07:33What is it?
07:34Would you mind joining us those tenacious arms of yours again?
07:37They are incredible, aren't they?
07:43Most excellent double biceps!
07:49And what do you think about this?
07:54I think we'd better get out of arm's way.
08:00Come back, we're back!
08:05No, Ted, we must arrive at the museum right before opening time!
08:15Hurry, Ted, or we will most definitely be apprehended!
08:20Just a little further, and no one will know there was anything wrong.
08:26And in this gallery is the Venus de Milo!
08:30Perhaps the most beautiful statue of the ancient world!
08:33Everyone who sees it says,
08:38Bill!
08:39Something is intrusively wrong!
08:42Where did that fake come from?
08:44How can you call this a fake?
08:46It has the arms in everything!
08:49The Venus de Milo has no arms!
08:52It hasn't had arms for centuries!
08:55You mean we did not break?
08:57I mean, uh, we gotta find a phone booth!
09:01Bill!
09:02We had a most heinous slip-up in Greece!
09:04We must go back for the streamlined Venus!
09:06Keep everyone out of here until the police arrive!
09:18And they call themselves security guards!
09:21How could they let someone come in and take a statue right out from under their noses!
09:26We were fortunate, Bill!
09:30We did not destroy a most renowned work of ours!
09:33Wha?
09:35Uh-oh!
09:36Totally defaced!
09:38Well, maybe this had a hole in it already!
09:41I doubt it, Ted!
09:42I believe it is time that we left the vicinity!
09:53Aha!
09:54You thieves have returned!
09:57Whatever you say, Venus de Milo!
10:01Bill, I do not think we should ever take up art collecting!
10:04Agreed!
10:05But we still must replace that punctured picture!
10:08As soon as we figure out what it was!
10:10The answer is at our fingertips!
10:13Let us call information!
10:17Rufus!
10:19Amigos!
10:20What can I do for you?
10:22Rufus, do you know anything about famous works of art?
10:24You mean besides wild stallions?
10:26I guess so!
10:27Which one?
10:28Well, it was someone sitting down!
10:31Compadres!
10:32That sounds like the Mona Lisa by Leonardo!
10:34Dial Florence, Italy, 1503!
10:37Oh, I remember him!
10:38Thanks, Rufus!
10:39Mama Mia!
10:41That's a nice picture!
10:42All we need now, Mona, is a big smile!
10:48Oh!
10:49Hey!
10:50What's the matter, Mona?
10:51Oh, Uncle Leo!
10:52What's the smile about?
10:53I'm bored!
10:54Nothing ever happens in Florence!
10:56Look, Ted!
10:59Look, Ted!
11:00It's Leonardo!
11:01Remember us?
11:02I am Bill S. Preston, Esquire!
11:05And I am Ted Theodore Logan!
11:07Sure, I remember!
11:09I tell you a picture!
11:12Excellent!
11:14I don't believe it!
11:15I don't believe it!
11:16Where'd you guys come from?
11:17This is excellent!
11:20Hold it!
11:22You boys arrived just in time!
11:24There!
11:25My masterpiece!
11:27She's done!
11:28I call it...
11:29The Mona!
11:31Whoa!
11:32Major Babeler!
11:33Aw!
11:34You mean we ruined that picture?
11:36You ruined a picture?
11:38Hey!
11:39Don't you worry!
11:40You boys are making my models smile!
11:42I make you a copy of this picture!
11:44No charge!
11:45Uh...
11:46Yeah, that's nice!
11:47So, where you guys from?
11:49San Dimas!
11:50A total party town!
11:52Party?
11:53Why didn't you say so?
11:55I love to party!
11:57Let's go!
11:58Sure!
11:59You kids celebrate!
12:00Cause I can tell this picture!
12:02She's gonna be a smasher with the critics!
12:11Am...
12:12Am I in heaven?
12:15No!
12:16But you are clothes!
12:17This is a San Dimas mall!
12:19I need new clothes!
12:21But I didn't bring any gold!
12:23Bill!
12:24Did your dad not lend you his gold card to buy Missy a present?
12:27True!
12:28I suppose one little dress cannot hurt!
12:38That is definitely a little dress!
12:40And it does not hurt at all!
12:42It's so easy!
12:43I just hand them this card and they give me stuff!
12:47Ooh!
12:48Hold this to me!
12:49I just saw a jewelry store!
12:51Uh, Mona!
12:52We really should be getting you back to the 1500s!
12:55What are you nuts?
12:56I'm not going back!
12:57Sixteenth century Florence doesn't have shopping like this!
13:02Mona, wait!
13:04Hey!
13:08Mona, wait!
13:09She has vanished most transparently!
13:12Well, she can only go so far with a credit limit of 10,000!
13:22I am going to miss Mona!
13:24She was one bodacious baby!
13:26Yeah!
13:27Me too!
13:30Uh oh!
13:31Something heavy is transpiring at the art museum!
13:34Yes!
13:35Some vandals destroyed the Mona Lisa!
13:37When we catch them, I'll see to it they get 600 years!
13:41Oh no!
13:42We forgot the painting!
13:43We forgot the painting!
13:52Oh!
13:53Bad news for Leonardo!
13:54Now we have destroyed his painting twice!
13:56Ha ha!
13:57Ha ha!
13:58Ha ha ha!
13:59Oh!
14:00Ha ha ha!
14:01I'm ruined!
14:02Ha ha ha!
14:03Ha ha ha!
14:04We are highly sorry about trashing your masterpiece, Mr. Nardo!
14:07Ha!
14:08That was no masterpiece!
14:09The critics, they call it obvious!
14:11Obvious!
14:12Cliché!
14:13On a scale of 1 to 10, a minus 20!
14:15You mean...
14:16Uh...
14:17Yes!
14:18My latest picture was a bomb!
14:23Leonardo da Vinci!
14:24We're giving you two thumbs down!
14:27Whoa!
14:28Critics in 1500 sure had a lot of clout!
14:31Uh, in this town, you're only as good as your last picture!
14:35But in the future, Mr. Nardo, your painting will be the most famous one of all!
14:40So you gotta paint that picture again!
14:43Alright!
14:44I try!
14:45Maybe we'll call it...
14:46Mona 2!
14:47Hey!
14:48But where's my model?
14:49Oh!
14:50Right!
14:51Mona!
14:52I do not think she'll be coming back for the sequel!
14:55Hey!
14:56What about that girl?
15:00Ah!
15:01That's a Mona's cousin Lisa!
15:02She comes to watchin' me paint!
15:03But her boys...
15:04They've got a new hyper house!
15:06Leo!
15:07Anyone can paint a decent picture with a babe like Mona!
15:10But it would take a genius to make Lisa look good!
15:14You're right!
15:15I'm-a gonna do it!
15:19It's a high log!
15:20Keep up with the good work, boys!
15:21I'm almost done!
15:22I don't know...
15:23Something's a not right...
15:24Duck, Ted!
15:25Whoa!
15:26Moses!
15:27Lisa!
15:28Are you okay?
15:29That's it!
15:30That's it!
15:31That's it!
15:32That's it!
15:33A smile!
15:34Clinito!
15:35Whoa!
15:37Hold you high!
15:38I'm a-making a comeback!
15:39Bravo!
15:40It's a sensational!
15:41The best thing you ever did!
15:43What are you doing?
15:44Let's go!
15:46Try this!
15:49Look.
15:50Yeah, and...
15:51how do you feel?
15:52I'm making a comeback!
15:53What?!
15:54Yeah!
15:56It's sensational. The best thing you ever did. What do you call it?
16:01The Mona. The Lisa.
16:04The Mona Lisa? I love it.
16:07My dear, you are gonna be the biggest star of the 16th century.
16:14And now, I'm gonna make a copy for my good friends Bill and Terry.
16:18Because without an end, this picture could not have been made.
16:23Already he's repeating himself.
16:26But Bill, the museum must be loaded with cops. And probably my dad.
16:31Not if we go back to just before the museum lady saw the hole.
16:46Ted, my compatriot. We have done it.
16:50Someone is coming. Hide!
16:56Ted, it is us.
17:01I thought we looked familiar.
17:03Oh no! This means we came back too soon.
17:06They are going to... I mean, we are going to...
17:09Somehow, I knew that was going to happen.
17:16A most odious irony, Ted.
17:19We... I mean, our past selves just trashed Mona Lisa for the third time.
17:24This must be some kind of wrecker.
17:26Okay, we're gone. I mean, they are.
17:35Maybe we can get Mr. Nardo to fix it.
17:37What's that? What's that? What's going on?
17:39What's going on? What's going on?
17:40What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? How dare you?
17:54You have destroyed the world's most beloved painting!
17:57painting? Ein moment, madame.
18:02Rufus!
18:03Uh, jawohl.
18:05I am Rufus Anderhaus, celebrated
18:07art expert. And I
18:09assure you, these boys could not have
18:11to face the Mona Lisa. And how
18:13do you know that?
18:16Simple.
18:18The paint is still
18:19that.
18:21So, this cannot be
18:23the Mona Lisa. Thanks, Rufus.
18:25But if we write our copy
18:27of the Mona Lisa, where's the real one?
18:30You just chucked it out the window,
18:31my friend. Remember?
18:33Excellent reasoning.
18:41Yeah! Hey, look!
18:44Here's the Mona Lisa.
18:46Oh, thank
18:47goodness! For retrieving
18:50a priceless painting, I think
18:51some reward might be appropriate.
18:53Yeah? I suppose
18:55you're right. For their heroic
18:57service to this museum,
18:59these young men will be paid a
19:01$10,000 reward.
19:04Excellent!
19:05Bill, my esteemed colleague, how shall
19:07we spend this fortune? We could afford
19:09almost every video Madonna ever made.
19:12Or, one of the few guitars
19:13Pete Towns and never destroyed on stage.
19:15Actually, guys, 10 grand
19:17should just about cover Mona's
19:19shopping spree.
19:20Hey, kids, it's me, the ghost
19:34with the most! Yay!
19:36Come on, I'll get to work with me here.
19:38Beetlejuice, what are you doing?
19:39Huh? That's one!
19:40What are you up to, Beetlejuice?
19:41That's two! Lay that C word on me, kids,
19:43and I'm all yours!
19:44Ahem! Don't miss Beetlejuice, huh?
19:46Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That's three!
19:48It's showtime!
19:50Beetlemania is taking over.
19:52Watch Beetlejuice
19:54weekday afternoons, and don't miss
19:55Fox's Peter Pan and the Pirates
19:57every weekday on Fox.
19:59Beep!
20:15Beep!
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