Blazing Dragons Season 1 Episode 1 – “The Quest for the Holy Quail” (1996) kicks off the legendary medieval parody where dragons are the heroes and bumbling humans are the villains. In this hilarious first adventure, Sir Loungelot, King Allfire, and young inventor Flicker embark on a ridiculous quest for the sacred Holy Quail — a mission filled with mischief, wit, and fiery fun.
Created by Terry Jones of Monty Python fame and produced by Nelvana Limited and Ellipsanime, Blazing Dragons flips the classic Arthurian tale upside down. The show delivers clever British-style humor, family-friendly storytelling, and fast-paced adventure through colorful animation and witty dialogue.
Series Information:
Title: Blazing Dragons
Season: 1
Episode: 1 – The Quest for the Holy Quail
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure
Language: English
Release Year: 1996
Produced by: Nelvana Limited & Ellipsanime
Runtime: ≈ 22 minutes
Format: HD Animation | Medieval Fantasy Comedy
Watch the hilarious beginning of this cult classic only on CartoonLTV!
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Created by Terry Jones of Monty Python fame and produced by Nelvana Limited and Ellipsanime, Blazing Dragons flips the classic Arthurian tale upside down. The show delivers clever British-style humor, family-friendly storytelling, and fast-paced adventure through colorful animation and witty dialogue.
Series Information:
Title: Blazing Dragons
Season: 1
Episode: 1 – The Quest for the Holy Quail
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Adventure
Language: English
Release Year: 1996
Produced by: Nelvana Limited & Ellipsanime
Runtime: ≈ 22 minutes
Format: HD Animation | Medieval Fantasy Comedy
Watch the hilarious beginning of this cult classic only on CartoonLTV!
🔗 https://www.dailymotion.com/CartoonLTV
#BlazingDragons #TheQuestForTheHolyQuail #Season1Episode1 #CartoonLTV #FantasyCartoon #AnimatedComedy #BritishHumor #90sCartoon #ClassicAnimation #Nelvana #Ellipsanime #MontyPython #TerryJones #DragonCartoon #MedievalComedy #AdventureCartoon #FamilyCartoon #RetroCartoon #AnimatedSeries #FunnyCartoon #CartoonNetworkClassic #VintageAnimation #BritishCartoon #WittyHumor #FantasyAdventure #ClassicKidsShow #DragonKnight #RetroAnimation #OldCartoon #CartoonFun #FamilyShow #ComedyCartoon #HDAnimation #AnimatedFantasy #FantasyWorld #FunnyDragons #90sAnimation #CartoonClassic #AdventureSeries #AnimatedShow #AnimatedHumor #FamilyEntertainment #FantasyComedy #ClassicCartoon #CartoonForKids #AnimatedEpisode #DragonAdventure #EnglishCartoon #AnimatedStory #NostalgiaCartoon #RetroTVShow #FunnyAnimation
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00:00Gather round ye brave young knights to hear this famous story
00:09Adventures of a squat table and a dragon glory
00:12In Camelot, in the cause of king of fire
00:15We must confess we do our best to hide the queen's mediah
00:18We're dragons and we're proud to say
00:22We fight for order and we don't get paid
00:26We're not damsels in distress
00:28You can bet we're at our best
00:29Blazing dragons we will save our day
00:32We swear to uphold the code of the square table
00:38We're straight and true and good and kind and we're very good and dizzy
00:42That doesn't rhyme, that's okay, we're gonna sing it anyway
00:45We're dragons and we're proud to say
00:47Luck is good, I'm ducking all fire's rain
00:51Then the poor duty calls, dragons one and all
00:55Blazing dragons we will save our day
00:58There once was a queen named Griddle
01:17Heavily thied and thick muddled
01:20She was taken for ransom by a shooter unhandsome
01:24And, um, uh, not much rhymes with Griddle
01:29Oh well, let's see what's going on in Camelot, shall we?
01:32Make way for king all fire
01:43Knives of the square table, arise!
01:48Sir Galahot, the proper, ready to serve the king
02:00Sir Hotbreath, the not-so-proper, ready to serve the king
02:05Sir Barnavir, the overly educated
02:10Obsequiously accessible to facilitate the monarch
02:15We don't understand him either
02:17Sir Blaze, the smartly dressed
02:20Ready to serve the order
02:22Sir Loudalot, ready to be served
02:32To king-sized breakfast
02:34Flickr! Flickr!
02:37There's never a squire around when you need one
02:41Flickr!
02:42Another invention?
02:45What do you call it, Flickr?
02:47A food cessproso flame
02:49Just the thing for making Loungelot's breakfast
02:52It, uh, still needs a little fine-tuning
03:07Oops, Loungelot's calling
03:10It's one glass of roughage on the way
03:13Now then, knights of the square table
03:18We are about to set off on the most sacred
03:21The most elusive and secretive quest
03:24The quest for the holy quail
03:29Not another quest!
03:35Ah, Queen Griddle
03:36Well, actually, my dear, it's not another quest
03:39It's the same quest we go on every year
03:42The quest for the holy quail
03:46Did somebody say quest?
03:53Whoa, Trixie! Whoa, girl! Settle down, that's it
03:56Sir Blaze, ready to service the king!
04:00Morning, Mumsy!
04:02Look, I got myself a new shiny crossbow
04:05Knights of the square table!
04:14And Blaze, prepare to rise!
04:20Oh, me! Oh, my! Oh, gracious!
04:23What do you ever care about in those silly knights
04:25And those ridiculous quests?
04:34Is it too much to ask that a wife be showered
04:37With a few wagon loads of undivided attention
04:40From time to time?
04:41Hmm?
04:42And so, ye olde plot thickens
04:59As the evil spy of Castle Camelhot
05:02Carries the news to the dreaded count
05:04Geoffrey de Buyon
05:05Lord and master of Castle Threadbear
05:08Da-da-da!
05:16So, Queen Griddle's upset her tried-and-true windbag hubby isn't setting her fire ablaze anymore.
05:28I have a plan.
05:31Evil knights one, two, and three.
05:34I want you to find a village monk and then...
05:37I will force our abducted man of the cloth to drink of a potion prepared by my most wicked of alchemists, Merle the Wizard!
05:48An evil brew that will...
05:51At your service, oh evil heretic of Castle Threadbearer!
05:55My enemies call me...
05:57The dreaded Count Geoffrey de Bouillon, oppressor par excellence of the poor and weak.
06:02Can I call you Geoff?
06:04Forget the potion.
06:08You are to scribe the most riveting and romantic poem of all time.
06:13There will... it will...
06:15It enraptures a dragon queen's heart to such overflowing capacity that she will be captivated in a hypnotic trance by the sheer beauty of your prose.
06:23Precisely.
06:27Then I'll use the poem to kidnap the queen of immense poundage and hold her for ransom with an asking price of nothing less than...
06:36Castle Camelhot.
06:38Have you finished oiling my socks?
06:42Yes, Sir Lounge-a-lot.
06:45All done.
06:49Yes.
06:49Speaking of which...
06:51And careful with the hangnail!
06:54Oh, listen up, Flicker.
06:55I've found yet a new way to get it good with Griddle, but I'll need a bottle of that perfume the others brought back from the Crusades.
07:02You know, Frankenstein, mirth, that sort of thing.
07:05I think it's frankincense and mirth.
07:09Whatever you can get on sale.
07:12Better make that two bottles.
07:15Or better yet, just get the tub.
07:17I'll try, sire.
07:19But I don't think I can carry her.
07:22Not the queen!
07:24The perfume!
07:26With all fire and his knights off on their silly quail quest, it'll be the perfect chance for me to indulge in flirtatious acts of insincerity with the queen.
07:39Such is the lowly lot of a squire.
07:42What could be worse?
07:43Oh, how are we doing with the ode to her royal thunder thighs?
07:51Cats!
07:54A dirty job, but somebody had to do it.
07:57Read-o, evil knights one, two, and three.
08:01Um, we just ate. Is it safe to read?
08:04How many times have I told you to practice your reading and writing?
08:08Blah, blah, blah. You missed a semicolon. Blah, blah, blah.
08:11Improper tense in the second verse.
08:13Blah, blah, blah.
08:14Cute twist of the wrap-up, though.
08:18It's the most beautiful thing we ever heard!
08:22Well done, old man.
08:24Ah, now, this is what being a noble dragon knight of the square table is all about.
08:36What say men?
08:38Pouts in the grunt outdoors?
08:39My apologies, sire, but I'm beginning to wonder if this holy quail even...
08:45...exists.
08:49Huh?
08:51I thought it was quail.
08:53I got it! I got it!
08:56The holy pale!
08:59Not pale, Sir Blaze. Quail!
09:03Are you sure?
09:04Yes, I'm certain of it. That's not even holy.
09:07It is now.
09:10For the love of lizards, it's the holy quail!
09:20Onward, brave knights!
09:25Hey, let me say it this time.
09:27No, me!
09:28My turn.
09:30Halt. Who goes there?
09:32Message for the Queen!
09:34Be down in a jiffy!
09:37Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
09:39Whoa!
09:40Whoa!
09:44Why don't they just put in a big door?
09:50Ah, your majesty, sensing that you were feeling a little down, I took the liberty of...
09:56that you were feeling a little down i took the liberty of a little token of my devotion to the
10:03fairest queen in dragondom oh loungelot you are my favorite my champion truths have never sounded
10:14so sweet as from your lips message for queen griddle a poem from a secret admirer
10:27do read it now blah blah blah mr semi-colon blah blah blah impropotence in the second verse
10:37blah blah blah cute twist in the wrap-up blah blah bs meet me outside the walls of camelhot my ravishing
10:46ampleness love your secret admirer a secret admirer how romantic
10:54but what about my gift
11:06where are you
11:13oh you're sweeping me off my feet i love a little mystery
11:26blazing dragons
11:38flame princess flame your stepmother queen griddle has been kidnapped
11:48but who would do such a thing who else the evil count jeffrey oppressor par excellence of the poor and
11:55oh
12:08you really know how to treat a lady oh you're spoiling me
12:16aha
12:17count jeffrey of threadbare castle in his evil knights levels one two and three
12:22what is the meaning of this i have no time to explain i'm in the middle of a ransom demand
12:28you're holding me for ransom
12:32oh this is even better how much are you asking for me
12:40nothing less than camel hut
12:42i'm worth more than a big lump of real estate you pencil neck you'll have to up the ransom
12:55i will personally dictate a list of ransom demands
12:58wait a moment i'm the dictator around here
13:01hold it
13:04evil knights numbers one two and three i have a plan i want you to find the village monk and
13:11this could take a while
13:13well so much for my eeny meeny meeny moody
13:18take heart sir bernaviour we shall soon
13:23i found it i found it
13:26the holy kale
13:32kale it's sort of a cabbage
13:39not kale
13:42after it then
13:48sir loungelot
13:51sir loungelot
13:53queen griddle has been kidnapped
13:55someone has absconded with my royal meal ticket
13:59call out the knights that's just it the knights are already out
14:04all except you me but i'm
14:08preoccupied but sire according to the knights of the square table code of chivalry section 401
14:15a knight must always save a damsel in distress
14:18aha but section 118 clearly states that a knight must always weigh the odds
14:25and i do weigh less than her you know what's this to lounge a lot
14:31uh ah i was uh just saying
14:35two arms
14:40hurry devise a rescue attempt where only you stand a chance of injury
14:45uh
14:48ah out center fouts and the great outdoors embarking on a noble quest
14:57are we there yet
15:02here they come time to give all fire their ransom though
15:05with me
15:06hi man sir
15:07oh
15:09me you didn't know that time
15:09hmm
15:09hmm
15:10hmm
15:11hmm
15:11hmm
15:11hmm
15:12ahem
15:12message for king over here
15:16we thank you kind squirrel
15:21oops
15:22the holy quail
15:28no time for that now i'm afraid
15:33after him noble knights
15:34oh
15:35oh
15:36duty calls
15:40duty calls
15:42well of all the well that's that then no ransom take her back i'm not going anywhere i'm not wanted
15:48i'm staying right here
15:49uh
15:51i have a plan
15:53i call forth the wicked alchemist
15:55no
15:56no
15:57no
15:57not
15:57smell
15:58the wizard
15:59what now
16:03what now
16:04i'm busier than a warthog's tail and fly time
16:08well well if it isn't queen girdle
16:12enough of your female pleasantries
16:14i have summoned you oh wicked witch to concoct a horrible demise for our unwelcome guests here
16:20with pleasure now let me see
16:23what's that
16:30it's making my feelings rattle
16:32ah stop that stop it i say
16:35oh no they must be torturing stepmother riddle
16:42for break and seek do your worst unwanted by all as i am i have nothing to live for
16:54fear not milady for it is i so lounge a lot
16:58what is that evil smell
17:02i'm afraid i can't smell a thing over your cologne
17:05there's no one here
17:08they've just stepped out to merle the wizard's cavern of despair and occult museum
17:12where they intend to feed queen riddle to the evil beast known as yogmort the many fanged
17:17thereby achieving the queen's horrible demise as is the dreaded count jeffrey's wand
17:23oh no
17:39what manner of perilous place be this
17:42merle the wizard's cavern of despair and occult museum two bucks ahead
17:45come on
17:46come on
17:47cop it up
17:50you too sweetie
17:53yes
17:55mother merle brought a lovely treat
18:02and as the legends would have it fate intervenes in the form of
18:06meanwhile around at the front entrance
18:21blazing dragons are first insurmountable obstacle
18:26doesn't look too insurmountable
18:30i insist that i stand guard outside thus ensuring that no big bad scary things follow besides i don't have
18:37any change
18:41well aren't we lucky
18:49oh unwanted
18:51unloved be my name
18:54abandoned by all
18:55i don't want to
18:58okay front
19:00skip the sweet talk till after we're finished the job jeffy
19:03ew
19:07what are we going to do
19:08here take the little one his meat is still marinating in baby fat
19:14oh end the misery of this empty heart
19:19with pleasure
19:24do you want your treat you have to roll over
19:32put a sock in it you flea-bitten mongrel
19:34you're ruining my soliloquy
19:36oh
19:42now where was i oh yes
19:44the boundless despair
19:46the pangs of anguish sorrow
19:52that's it
19:54surgeon left without love
19:56don't leave us
19:58honestly flicker how do you expect to be a knight if you're scared of the slightest thing
20:03what is it flicker stay back flame it may be dangerous
20:10does no one want this poor soul
20:14i forgot to mention i'm going back to the castle anyone want to live
20:17oh
20:22the knights of the square table you've all come to save me yes dear
20:29well of course naturally um you wouldn't have
20:32happen to see a little quake
20:39a holy quake
20:42l'angelot you came to save
20:45knock it off
20:48for you my liege
20:50sir l'angelot you will be hailed as the one who at long last found the elusive holy quake
21:00your appellation will be etched in epoch
21:03in other words you'll be famous
21:05i know you're the one who risked yourself to save my stepmother flicker
21:11then that's reward enough
21:13m'lady
21:14are we there yet
21:19well now that we've uh found the holy quake
21:22well what do we do with it
21:31whoo
21:32whoo
21:33whoo
21:33whoo
21:34whoo
21:36whoo
21:36whoo
21:37pass me a drumstick will you
21:38with the quail and the quest put to rest
21:45king all fire and knights did a test
21:47that with griddle's fine mood came laughter and food
21:51soo
21:52hey
21:52it turned out for the best
21:57sorry
22:02so
22:09so
22:13so
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