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00:00let's do it top six answers on the board name something a lady cop might do to her husband in
00:11the bedroom cut his penis off hi Chris can I have a consonant you can indeed thank you
00:23start with s and another oh and a vowel you and a consonant T okay sclerotherapy is a treatment for
00:40what medical malady and I know this one but I don't think Jennifer does I'm gonna have to say
00:46diabetes there's a diabetes that is incorrect the answer is varicose veins she got you you lose
00:54all I don't have varicose veins yet that's why Karen knew it
01:03this might be a lot more fun than we anticipated time people scream while having fun having sex
01:11girl number two these are my measurements now don't freak out biceps 22 inches chest 57 waist 33 size 29
01:28what do we have in common you get smaller as you go down
01:33by the way this is not true why are you looking so solemn I was trying to think of a name
01:48I've forgotten the question I instead of a birthday cake the wife surprised the
02:03husband with the lit candle stuck in her what in her daisy in her daisy in her daisy her daisy her
02:13vagina oh was the most infantile suggestion you made to your wife on your first date Joe
02:21uh why don't you eat something all right Patty says the most infantile suggestion was that uh that she
02:28shouldn't be so close-minded I should be looser you know you were loose enough that night
02:33Joe
02:37the people to name a place where you wouldn't expect to meet a nun
02:42Janet I brussel
02:44Dump, floater, and wipe are terms used in which team's sport?
02:52Is it A, badminton?
02:54Is it B, volleyball?
02:56Or is it C, water polo?
02:58What makes you think it's water polo?
03:05Because it's the only sport I can think of where they have a floater.
03:10Oh, no, I'm...
03:12Sorry, I have Tourette's.
03:15I can't help it.
03:16But you have a mild form of that?
03:18Yeah.
03:19Viagra solves that.
03:20Viagra cures that.
03:22Viagra cures that?
03:23Yeah.
03:24Lots of it.
03:25Two, two.
03:26If you take two, that's what would cure it.
03:28If you take two, really?
03:30What is that, Brandon?
03:32That's what?
03:32That's some bulls**t.
03:35Veronica, I understand that at one time you wanted to become a mortician.
03:41He made me quit.
03:42My husband.
03:43Why?
03:44Well, he didn't appreciate my sense of humor.
03:46I put an ear in his lunch one time because we got in an argument and...
03:50You finally got here.
03:52I did.
03:53I'm so darn excited.
03:54Yeah.
03:55And you know what?
03:55Now that I'm out here and I've met you and I think you're all right, that if he passes
04:01away and you're divorced, I'm giving you my phone number.
04:04You don't spend no money.
04:06No, I don't like shopping.
04:07Girl, call me.
04:08My wife right now.
04:11Woo!
04:12You hate shopping?
04:12I hate it.
04:14But I'm not real good with sex so you might want to keep her.
04:19We surveyed a hundred people and asked them to name a way of toasting someone.
04:23Michelle.
04:24Open fire.
04:24Top six answers on the board.
04:32We asked 100 women, name something you'd love Steve Harvey to teach your man how to do
04:39better.
04:41Sex.
04:47Name something a woman out on a date would hate to discover on her face if she stole a
04:51quick glance in a mirror.
04:53A booger.
04:56Welcome to Bullseye.
04:57It's a very interesting description Charlie just made there.
04:59I play a little golf myself.
05:02How's the game these days?
05:03Well, I'm real straight but not real long.
05:07Well, we all have our problems.
05:08I'm real long but I'm not very straight.
05:10How about...
05:11Well...
05:14Uh, you drink wine out of a little brown...
05:17Uh, uh, uh, jigger.
05:18These are...
05:19Uh, uh, your...
05:21Um, oh, golly.
05:25I've been past 100 men.
05:30Name something that gets you more excited than being with a woman.
05:35Sex.
05:36Yes.
05:38Aplausous.
05:46Ab
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