00:00Name something a teenage boy can do for hours at a time.
00:08Master B.
00:11Fine, thank you.
00:12What's your story?
00:13Well, I'm in young girls' pants.
00:15I manufacture pants.
00:18Prayed for snow on her wedding day.
00:22Yes, I did.
00:23It was 32 degrees and no snow on my wedding day, but I had eight inches on my honeymoon.
00:29Name a part of the body that gets bigger as adults get older.
00:33Freddy, penis.
00:36An old woman's breasts, things that sag.
00:40The electricity in our home flows from the blank to the what?
00:45From the plug to the vibrator.
00:48Hi.
00:49You know John?
00:50Yes, you do.
00:51Doesn't she have pretty dimples there?
00:54No, there you go.
00:58Name something a man has that he'd be upset if someone else used it.
01:03How about his jockstrap?
01:07What is there about your daughter that reminds you of yourself when you were dating?
01:11Well, there's not too much that reminds me of myself when I was dating.
01:17Except maybe she likes to park.
01:21What will your husband say is his favorite thing to squeeze in the supermarket?
01:25Jane?
01:26I say his meat.
01:27Pardon me?
01:28His meat.
01:29Right.
01:30Something that has to warm up before you use it, sir.
01:33How about your wife?
01:39Something you wouldn't try even once.
01:43Matthew?
01:44Sex on a train.
01:49Sex on a train!
01:50No!
01:53Funnily enough.
01:54Gentlemen, other than popcorn, what is your favorite thing to nibble on at the movies?
01:59Steve?
02:02Who?
02:03I'm gonna get shot.
02:04Her boobs.
02:05I don't know if you...
02:08Word for money.
02:11Eva.
02:12Bitch.
02:13Pardon?
02:14Bitch.
02:17Who's a bitch for money?
02:18Give me a slang name for policeman.
02:22Dick.
02:25What do you think?
02:26Dick.
02:27Okay.
02:29May we see what he said?
02:31Tell me, what is your favorite part of our newlywed game set?
02:34Jim?
02:37Probably wife number two.
02:41Yeah!
02:48Yeah!
02:49No!
02:50Yeah!
02:52No!
02:53No!
02:54No!
02:55No!
02:57I am!
02:58No!
03:00No!
03:01No!
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