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00:00From television city in Hollywood, it's Tattletales!
00:15Welcome to the game of celebrity gossip, Tattletales.
00:19And now, here's the star of Tattletales, Bert Conway!
00:30Hello, everybody. You're welcome to Tattletales.
00:34Thank you for tuning us in. Don't go away. We have madness for you today.
00:37And you and the studio are lucky enough to be part of it all.
00:39And I mean that sincerely. You're going to win the money.
00:42That makes you part of it, doesn't it?
00:43Here are the people who are going to win money for you today.
00:45For the blue section, Rip Taylor and Phyllis Diller.
00:52For the yellow section, Norman Fell and Karen Fell.
00:55And for the red section, Bill Daley and Vivian Daley.
01:08Okay, here we all are. Rip, you look smashing today.
01:11I lost a lot of weight real fast.
01:12Oh, you did?
01:13In three weeks, I lost 36 pounds and the will to live.
01:17I mean, I thought high cholesterol was a religious holiday, Bert.
01:22My buns had a different zip code. I was very fast.
01:24Wait a second.
01:26But I stopped drinking beer.
01:28I had enough gas to open a shell station.
01:33Well, I'm glad everything's going better.
01:34I feel better now. Go ahead.
01:36Yes, you lost how many? 36 pounds?
01:37In three weeks.
01:38My goodness.
01:39Yes.
01:39That's wonderful.
01:40Well, you're working hard. Maybe that has something to do with it.
01:42I just moved around the house when I sat around the house.
01:45You're in Atlantic City at the moment, aren't you?
01:47Yes, at Claridge Hotel.
01:48Claridge.
01:49Oh, how wonderful.
01:50Thank you so much.
01:50Have a nice engagement.
01:52Thank you very much.
01:52We'd like to get on with this one, shall we?
01:53Thank you. Come and see it.
01:54Okay. Ladies, this question is for you.
01:56It's worth $150 to your rooting sections.
01:58Here it is.
01:59Ladies, would you object if your 19-year-old daughter went out with a man you used to date?
02:07Goodbye.
02:09Moans and groans from three rooting sections.
02:12How would Phyllis feel about that?
02:14I think Phyllis would give her a few pointers.
02:15Yeah.
02:16Yeah, I think, yeah, I think it would be all right, yes.
02:20It would be all right.
02:21She wouldn't object then?
02:22I don't think she'd object at all, no.
02:23Really?
02:24No, I really don't think so.
02:25She's very funny and kind about things like that.
02:28Yeah.
02:28She wouldn't think, it wouldn't feel funny that her daughter would be dating the same man and...
02:33No, I don't think so.
02:35Probably be somewhat of an age.
02:36She'd hide the scratches, but you wouldn't see it.
02:38Yeah.
02:39All right.
02:39You'll say.
02:40She would not object.
02:40I don't think she'd object.
02:41Here she comes.
02:43Phyllis, would you object if you were a 19-year-old daughter dated somebody you used to date?
02:47I'm through with him.
02:48Why not?
02:51That's not exactly how he said it, but you're right.
02:54Good.
02:59That's what I like as a sensitive, thought-out answer, huh?
03:02I'm through with him.
03:04Next.
03:05Like a butcher.
03:05Next.
03:06Next.
03:08Bigger number.
03:08Next.
03:10What would Karen say to her?
03:12No, I'd better.
03:13Well, I used to date Karen's mom, you know, we're the same age.
03:17Ah.
03:17So, you know, I think that, well, I hope that Karen will say that if it's the right guy
03:26and everything is right, it doesn't matter what his age is.
03:29Yeah.
03:30You know, so she would not object to it.
03:32The fact that she had dated the fellow, too, wouldn't matter.
03:36No, if they're in love and it's a workable arrangement.
03:39Well, I don't, it didn't say that.
03:40It just says went out.
03:41I'm making up a whole story.
03:42You've got them in love and all that stuff, you know.
03:44I'm catering it.
03:45Go ahead.
03:46Read that again.
03:47Read that again.
03:49They're just going to go out, that's all.
03:51You know, we're talking about a tremendous age difference here.
03:54Oh, if they're going to go out.
03:55They're just, would she object if they're going to go out?
03:57Yeah.
03:57So you're...
03:58Well, if she's 19, she could go out with a guy 40.
04:01Yeah.
04:01Right?
04:02I don't know.
04:02And 40 is older than Karen is.
04:04Yeah.
04:05And I'm 20 years older than Karen.
04:08Yeah.
04:09Well, why should she object if your daughter goes out?
04:11I don't know.
04:11I lost the whole thing altogether.
04:13I was never really, I was never really very good at math, so I don't...
04:17What's the answer, Norman?
04:18Is it clear?
04:19What's the question?
04:21The question, which is the object if her daughter went out?
04:23Yeah.
04:23No, it's you.
04:24No.
04:24No.
04:25The answer is no.
04:25Here comes Karen now.
04:27Karen, would you object, in fact?
04:31Well, you know, it's interesting because we have four teenagers and they're all around
04:34that age.
04:35And on my side, Norman and I are 20 years, there's a 20-year difference between us, so
04:40I should say that it would be okay.
04:42But it absolutely would not be okay with me if my daughter did.
04:45There's an honest answer.
04:46How do you like that?
04:47And he said it would be, but you see, we're asking the lady and she feels very strong.
04:51Tell us why, right off the bat, Karen.
04:54Well, I think it's okay if you're 30 and the age difference is there, but when you're
04:5919 and there would be that age difference, I don't think these kids could handle it.
05:04And I love my kids, but I don't think they could handle somebody that much older.
05:08Never mind the fact that it was you that had dated the fellow.
05:11Right.
05:11The fact that the age is the main thing that you're concerned about.
05:14The age is the main factor, yes.
05:14Okay.
05:15We learned something, didn't we?
05:16What do you think, Vivian?
05:17I don't understand that question at all.
05:19Seriously, would you read that again?
05:20Would you object?
05:22I don't understand myself for this game or anything.
05:23I just came in on a bet.
05:25Wait a minute.
05:26I'm just filling in for Smoky Lance and Russell Arms.
05:30What is that again?
05:31Would you object if your 19-year-old...
05:32Are you asking her if she would object?
05:34I'm asking her.
05:35Why are you asking me then?
05:36Well, you said you wanted to hear the question again.
05:37That's why I'm getting confused.
05:39All right.
05:39You're asking her.
05:40You have to guess how she's going to answer that.
05:41This is called Tattletale.
05:42Are you in the right studio?
05:44No.
05:44Go ahead.
05:44You're asking her.
05:45Would you object if your 19-year-old daughter went out with a man you used to date?
05:50Not you.
05:50Vivian.
05:52First of all, my wife is 18, which is a little tough.
05:56Boy, that is...
05:56I really don't understand the question.
05:58Can we break for lunch?
06:00Okay.
06:01Let's put it this way.
06:03Vivian, when she was younger, went out with a...
06:05She's never been older.
06:06Okay.
06:07Went out with this fellow.
06:08When she was three years old.
06:10Okay.
06:11All right.
06:11She's on a date.
06:13She's on a date.
06:13And she's 19...
06:14She's 18 years old herself.
06:15Now, here we go.
06:16Years go by.
06:17Now, she has a 19-year-old daughter of her own.
06:20And a knock on the door, and you open the door, and there is this guy that Vivian went
06:24out with when she was 19.
06:26Here he is again.
06:27Now, he is considerably older now.
06:29He's going to take out her daughter.
06:31Yeah.
06:31Maybe yours, too.
06:32But what's the point?
06:33What's the question?
06:34Would she object to that?
06:35Yes or no?
06:36Would it make her feel funny?
06:38Karen had a very good reason.
06:39She thought the age difference would be just too great.
06:41I really thought this was match game.
06:42I'm sorry.
06:43It might be before you're finished.
06:45Yes, that's right.
06:46I am finished right after the song.
06:47No, I don't think she would object because she's so young and beautiful.
06:49I don't think so.
06:50Of course, she'll be beautiful when she's 40.
06:52I just have to go for something.
06:53I don't think she would object.
06:54You'll say no.
06:54She wouldn't object if her daughter went out with this fellow.
06:57Okay.
06:58Here she comes.
06:59I guess it's as good as a yes or a no.
07:01Vivian, what do you think?
07:03What do you think?
07:04Would you object if your daughter went out with the same fellow that you went out with?
07:07Bill must have had a good time with this question, I bet.
07:09No, I had a tough time.
07:10Not exactly a good time.
07:11I didn't get that at all.
07:13I might object, but I don't think I would tell my daughter who to date.
07:17I mean, I would hope that she had good judgment.
07:20Well, because I did.
07:21I didn't.
07:23So the answer is?
07:24So the answer is I wouldn't object.
07:26The answer is no.
07:26You would not object.
07:27And that's correct.
07:28That's what he said.
07:28Vivian, Bill, and Phyllis and Rip are right.
07:30What is that?
07:31Finally.
07:32We split that first one and a half.
07:33We'll come back in a moment.
07:34With question number two, or is it number six?
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09:28Hello, Ben.
09:29Hello.
09:29Hello there.
09:30Hello.
09:31Question number two.
09:32And if you're ready, we're going to do it.
09:33I just did a series during that last show.
09:35I believe you did.
09:36During that last question, I did three weeks.
09:37I hope it gets picked up.
09:38Listen to this, ladies.
09:39You're at sea and the ship is sinking.
09:42Should the women be loaded into the lifeboats before the men?
09:46Off you go.
09:47Think about that one.
09:48See how the ERA feels about this.
09:50What will Karen say about this one, Norman?
09:53Does she think that the women in the...
09:55Who knows what she would say?
09:56You know what I mean?
09:57Didn't say children.
09:57Just said, should the women be loaded into the lifeboats first?
10:00The lifeboats.
10:01Before the men.
10:02And then they put the lifeboats in the water?
10:04Or didn't they just load them into the lifeboats?
10:06I think they put the women in the water first.
10:07The lifeboats could hit them on the head when they put them in.
10:09I don't think they want to do that.
10:13I think she would say yes, sure.
10:15The women should be loaded into the lifeboats.
10:16Well, what's the alternative?
10:17The men first?
10:18Sounds pretty good to me.
10:19I don't know.
10:20I like that.
10:21I'll go for that.
10:22This ship is sinking, gang.
10:23I mean, if that's the choice, she's going to say to women.
10:25She'll say, yeah.
10:26She'll say yes.
10:27What do I know?
10:28I haven't been right there.
10:28Here she comes.
10:31What do you think about that, Karen?
10:33I'm thinking about that.
10:34I really think that it should be one and one, and one and one, and one and one.
10:40I don't like to get into a boat myself.
10:43I mean, you know, I'd like Norman in the boat first to help me in.
10:46I would say no.
10:49That's not what he said.
10:50He said no.
10:51He thought the women should be in first.
10:53Now, you were thinking also, you've got to be thinking equal rights.
10:56You've got to be thinking different time now, right?
10:58I'm glad to hear it.
10:59I'm, if it comes to sinking in a boat, I'm for the ERA, you know what I mean?
11:04Explain to her that it's either the women first or the men first.
11:07I know.
11:08No, no, it's not.
11:08It's not one and one.
11:09The women be loaded in the lifeboats before the men.
11:11It could be together, as she suggests.
11:13Doesn't mean that the men would have to be first.
11:15Oh, well, let's take that question.
11:16Okay.
11:17Take Karen off again.
11:18We'll ask it again.
11:19Bill, what will Vivian say to this?
11:21Now, wait a minute.
11:21My wife or 19.
11:23Here, you read it.
11:23My wife or 19.
11:27My wife or 19, and somebody walked in the room.
11:29No, wait a minute.
11:29I got a nice...
11:30Here you are, a 19-year-old lifeboat.
11:32The women first.
11:33She would definitely say.
11:33She would say the women first.
11:34Will she say that, though?
11:35Do you like that answer?
11:35Bill.
11:37She would say the women first.
11:37Wait a minute.
11:38I'm asking her, though.
11:39Don't make this hard, man.
11:40I'm trying to get off real fast.
11:42I'm trying to look good because I don't understand anything, and I'm trying to look real good
11:44and get off, get the camera off me and get on and get the show over.
11:47Wait a minute.
11:47Don't hang on me.
11:48You realize I'm asking...
11:49Wasn't that good enough?
11:49I'm asking Vivian.
11:50You do realize that.
11:51I just want to be sure that you understand I'm asking Vivian the question.
11:55That's all.
11:55Should the women be...
11:56I know.
11:56Could you have just taken that answer and gotten off me?
11:58What was the answer?
11:59Vivian said she'd go with the women and...
12:01The women should be first.
12:01Right.
12:02Here she comes.
12:03Don't say any more.
12:03I'm trying to speed up here.
12:05Bill's getting nervous.
12:07Vivian, what do you think now?
12:09How do you feel about that?
12:10Well, I think that...
12:11I think the answer is no.
12:15That's not what he said.
12:17Why do you think the answer is no?
12:18Because, I mean, I think children and elderly people should be...
12:21Oh, yeah.
12:22Right.
12:22And then men have to be in the boat to help the women in.
12:27That's true.
12:27But you said men versus women.
12:29No, I didn't say that.
12:31No, no, Norman said that.
12:32I didn't say that.
12:32Honey, you're not kidding.
12:32Norman, you're wrong.
12:33No, I said...
12:34Who deserved to lose?
12:35Norman is wrong.
12:36I said, what if it's a lifeboat that you went out with 20 years ago?
12:41You know what I mean?
12:41Yeah.
12:44Rip, please.
12:45Getting some sanity into this.
12:47I know, I know.
12:47This is really bad.
12:48If you've got to go to Rip Taylor for sanity, you're in big trouble.
12:50And you just watch it.
12:51I'm sorry.
12:53Well, if their oars are in the boat...
12:56That he got.
13:00Yeah.
13:02I think the women should get in with the oars.
13:04Wait a minute.
13:05The answer, then, is should the women be loaded in the lifeboats first?
13:08And the answer is either a yes or a no.
13:09I've seen Phyllis loaded in a automobile.
13:10In a rickshaw.
13:15Yeah.
13:15Okay.
13:16Get him in there.
13:17The answer is yes.
13:17We can find him, then.
13:18Here she comes.
13:19Get her in there.
13:20Phyllis!
13:22Nobody else has got this question right.
13:24We've had a lot of nice tries.
13:26Uh-huh.
13:26Do you think the women should be loaded into the lifeboats first?
13:29Well, now, I realize that women's lib has affected everything, even the Bible.
13:33Matthew, Mark, Luke, and Shirley.
13:35And I'm not really a women's liver, because we've lost so many privileges, which I love.
13:42And being loaded first into the lifeboats is one of them.
13:46And I want the women to go first.
13:47That's what the man said.
13:49You're right.
13:49You get the whole thing.
13:50Hey!
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13:53It's halftime, guys.
13:54Step to the rear.
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16:06We are back after halftime, trying to restore some sanity here.
16:11Bill is in the back, so things should go rather smoothly.
16:15Okay, guys, if you're ready, this question is for the fellas.
16:18Ladies, listen carefully, too.
16:19Men, you buy a classic limousine in mint condition.
16:23When you get it home, you open the trunk and find the body of a well-known gangster.
16:29Would you keep the car?
16:31Yes or no is what we're after.
16:32Would you keep that car?
16:33Off you go.
16:35You buy a mint condition limousine.
16:37We're going to start with you, Vivian.
16:38God help us.
16:40And there'll be a body.
16:41When you get home, you open the trunk, and there's a well-known gangster.
16:44Of course, there's a tremendous uproar of this.
16:47Incredible.
16:47But would you keep the car?
16:48I'm asking Bill, of course.
16:50Is he a car nut?
16:51No, not really.
16:52No.
16:53No, not really.
16:53He doesn't care what he drives.
16:57I would say that he would want to give the car up because, I mean, if it's a gangster,
17:02somebody could be after that car.
17:04Maybe that's what they're after.
17:06Maybe.
17:06Maybe that's what caused it.
17:07You'll say, no, he wouldn't keep the car.
17:09He wouldn't keep the car.
17:09He'd feel funny about that.
17:11Yeah.
17:11Or he'd worry.
17:12I would.
17:12Okay, here he comes.
17:14Now, we know this would never happen, of course, Bill.
17:16Bill?
17:17Are you there, Bill?
17:18Yeah.
17:19No, not really.
17:21What are you going to do?
17:22Are you going to keep the car?
17:23I'm going to keep the gangster and get rid of the car.
17:25No, I'd keep the car.
17:26And the gangster.
17:26No, that's not what she said.
17:27Well, that's the way it goes.
17:30See, when you answer quick, it doesn't work any better, does it?
17:34Sorry, Bill.
17:35I got that wife from Central Casting, too.
17:36I should have got the taller one with the blonde hair.
17:38It's not her fault, Bill.
17:40Okay.
17:40She's doing beautifully.
17:41What will Rip say, Bill?
17:42Oh, I know very well.
17:44Rip would keep the car, and he'd leave the guy in there because he loves jokes, and he'd
17:48show all his friends the guy.
17:49It would be great for laughs.
17:53You're right.
17:54It would be a great gag, wouldn't it?
17:55Yep.
17:55It's all right?
17:56It's all right.
17:56It's all right.
17:57It's all right.
17:57It's all right.
17:58Okay.
17:59Here he comes.
18:01What would you do with the car, Rip?
18:02Well, that's Phyllis and I got here today, so, yeah, you bet your poop she'll keep it.
18:06Sure it will.
18:07No, you'll keep it.
18:08That's right.
18:09Look at them go.
18:13Blue section, piling up the money in here.
18:14Good.
18:18All right.
18:19Now we come to Karen.
18:20Karen, you and Norman at this moment have El Zippo out here, so, uh, what's the answer
18:24going to be?
18:25Oh, we do?
18:25Yeah, nothing.
18:25Oh, I'm sorry.
18:27Um, I can't, he's not superstitious, and he doesn't worry about things.
18:31I can't imagine him giving the car back.
18:34I think he would give the body back, but I think he would keep the car.
18:37Keep the car.
18:37Yeah.
18:38He likes cars.
18:39I know he does.
18:39Yeah, he does.
18:40Because every time I see him, he's got a new one of those hot ones.
18:42Here he comes.
18:44Norman, what are you going to do?
18:46About what?
18:47About the weather.
18:48I don't know.
18:48Oh, you know, see, what would be worse than, than, than, than finding the body of a well-known
18:53gangster would be if he was dead.
18:56Then you'd have a problem.
18:57No, no, you see, this, this is the, the body of the well-known gangster is dead.
19:03Oh, oh.
19:04I'm sorry to tell you that, but he died sometime earlier.
19:07Well, I'll tell you exactly what I would.
19:09What would you do then?
19:10I would report it to the police.
19:12Uh-huh.
19:13Let them get rid of the body.
19:14Mm-hmm.
19:15Clean out the trunk.
19:16Mm-hmm.
19:16And I'd keep the car.
19:17That's what you said.
19:18You're right.
19:18Down to Norman, we're on the board.
19:22We'll split that one in half, won't we, gang?
19:24Yes, we will.
19:24And we'll be back in just a moment with our next question worth $300.
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21:50We are back.
21:51This question is worth $300.
21:52This will, of course, decide the game.
21:54It's in an area that I happen to think we all have very definite opinions about.
21:58Gentlemen, listen.
22:00You discover a pay phone that works without requiring any coins to be deposited.
22:06Will you report it out of service to the phone company?
22:09Off you go.
22:10Goodbye.
22:10Goodbye.
22:11Listen to the audience now, you see.
22:16They all react the same way we all do, I suppose.
22:18Karen, how does Norman feel about the phone company?
22:21Oh, he can't stand the phone company.
22:24Yes.
22:24I mean, he'd really like to get the phone company.
22:28But he's real honest.
22:30The guy's real honest.
22:31And I don't think he believes in shortcuts.
22:33And it's hard to say.
22:36I think he wouldn't use the phone.
22:37I'll say he'll report it.
22:39He won't use it.
22:40Is that my choice?
22:41Yeah.
22:42Will you report it out of service to the phone company?
22:44Yeah, he's not revengeful.
22:46I think he would report it.
22:47Okay.
22:48It's a pay phone, you know.
22:49I know.
22:49It's a pay phone.
22:50Okay.
22:51Is he a phone-aholic?
22:52Does he hang on the phone a lot?
22:52Oh, he hates the phone.
22:53He doesn't talk on the phone much.
22:54He hates the phone.
22:55That's right.
22:55That's probably why I never talk to him.
22:57That's right.
22:57I haven't heard from him lately.
22:59Okay.
22:59You say he will report it.
23:01I guess.
23:02If that's my choice.
23:03Either not to report it.
23:04You discover a pay phone that works without requiring any coins to be deposited.
23:07Okay.
23:08You'll say he'll report it.
23:08Only because he's honest.
23:09I know it's pay.
23:10That's the rub.
23:11We'll see.
23:12Okay.
23:12Here he comes.
23:14Norman, what are you going to do?
23:15You happen upon this pay phone that is letting you make all the calls you want.
23:19No money.
23:19Would you report it out of service to the phone company?
23:22Well, basically, I don't like anything for nothing.
23:25So, uh, I think I would.
23:27That's what she said.
23:32To the surprise of many.
23:36You know I was that late, huh?
23:39I'm, uh, I'm a little surprised, but I'm, I've, uh, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm surprised.
23:44But first, I would call everybody I knew.
23:46Yeah.
23:47And then say, guess what happened?
23:49Uh, okay, Vivian, what will Bill do in a case like that?
23:52Well, I think we should have phones like that.
23:54They're ripping us off anyway.
23:55But he, I don't think he would, I don't think he'd use it, but I don't think he'd report it.
24:00You don't think he'd report it, babe?
24:01I, I think, uh, I think what I would do is tell him to write me and I would send it to them by mail.
24:07Did you ever have, did you ever put him, get an extra, put an extra quarter in and I just lost 50 cents?
24:11And I say, well, if you care to write it down, meanwhile, you're in an airport.
24:14And you'll say, he will not report it.
24:18No, he will not report it.
24:19No.
24:19Here he comes.
24:20What are you going to do, Bill?
24:22There's his pay phone.
24:24You got the question, of course.
24:25Oh, yeah, yeah.
24:25Works without requiring any money at all.
24:27Well, I've lost, uh, an entire fortune, uh, in trying to call and losing money in the phone.
24:32Now, first thing I'd do, I would call the entire world, put them on hold, and I would accept all collect pervert calls.
24:37I mean, I would just stay there for the, for 300 years and call and never tell anybody, especially then.
24:43So you would not tell anybody.
24:45I mean, that's what you said, and you're right.
24:52Okay.
24:54Phyllis, how do you get along with the telephone?
24:56Is the phone, uh, easy for you?
24:57I love telephones.
24:59In fact, I just made the first call from an airplane to the ground.
25:02Uh, it's going to be possible.
25:04It's quite thrilling.
25:05I, I love communications and all this new stuff.
25:07Yeah.
25:07Yes, I still communicate with my mother, and she's been dead for years.
25:10I see.
25:13Now, that's phone service.
25:15That's a direct line.
25:16What do you think Rip will say about it?
25:17I know what Rip would do.
25:18He would move all his furniture into the booth.
25:20He would set up housekeeping in there, and the first call he'd make would be to China.
25:27Yes.
25:28Talks on the phone a lot, eh?
25:30Lots.
25:30Okay, the answer is, uh, no, he would not.
25:33He would not report it.
25:34Okay, here he comes.
25:35Rip, what are you going to do?
25:37Pay phone booths.
25:38You can call forever if you want to.
25:39However, in all honesty, if you're going to be in all honesty, would you report this phone out of service to the phone company?
25:46Uh, I would not report the phone out of service to the phone company,
25:49because anything we get is a gift.
25:51That's what you said, and you're right.
25:53And you're all right.
25:54Let's put that one free on freeway.
25:55I wouldn't help that at all.
25:57Sign us up, the blue section wins it.
26:00And I'm out of my cellar.
26:02We'll come back in a moment, give the blues their money.
26:05We ain't got the blues anymore.
26:07See you in a second.
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26:17If he doesn't feel well, why doesn't he go to a hospital?
26:20Because maybe the nurse would look like you.
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28:13It's time to blank on Match Game with Gene Rayburn.
28:17Then stick around for an hour of marital mayhem with the Newlywed Game and the new Newlywed Game.
28:23We are back.
28:25The blues section with Rip and Phyllis won $400.
28:28We had $1,000 able to buy $1,400 between them.
28:32That's not bad.
28:33Listen, before we go, Norman, you have a new series called Teachers Only.
28:37Is that correct?
28:38Yeah.
28:39Lynn Redgrave and myself, I play a principal.
28:41She plays a teacher.
28:42It's for Johnny Carson's company.
28:44It'll be on NBC starting in March.
28:45In March sometime.
28:46We'll look for that.
28:47We'll look for all of you in store windows all over America ripping Atlantic City soon.
28:51I hope you'll be watching for us right here on Tattletales.
28:53Until then, Bert Convy saying so long.
28:55Thank you, everybody.
28:55Bye.
28:56And in addition to cash awards, a member of the winning rooting section selected at random
29:03will also receive the Remington air purifier that released tobacco smoke just following
29:08the notice because it was scrub air filter, the Remington air purifier to clean the fresher
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29:3222, 23, 24, 25.
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29:37Greed, the only game show where one person in one night can win $2 million.
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