Doc_Martin_(The_Movie)_-_(2001)

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Doc Martin tells the tale of Martin Clunes' character in the film, in the months leading up to the Saving Grace story. Martin Bamford is a heart-broken London obstetrician, in a jealous rage after he finds out that his wife has been sleeping with three of his buddies. He escapes to a small Cornish fishing village, which he grows surprisingly attached to, and is extremely reluctant to return with his cheating wife when she comes to pick him up. Although he has only been looking for a week's R &amp; R, Dr Bamford stumbles across a network of secrets in the village of Port Isaac, and finds himself embroiled in the most exciting scandal the village has seen for centuries.

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00:26:39with Odette these days.

00:26:42Mum, Harvey's on the radio.

00:26:45Don't try accusing me of being the jelly maker.

00:26:47Go home, Justine.

00:26:58Morning, Harvey.

00:26:59Morning, beautiful. How you doing?

00:27:02Fine.

00:27:03How's my little godson tonight?

00:27:05I had a bad night.

00:27:06What are you doing out? I thought boy was sick.

00:27:09Yes.

00:27:11I found a new replacement.

00:27:13Who?

00:27:14Some bloke came in the pub late last night.

00:27:17What did he do?

00:27:19No idea.

00:27:20A stranger.

00:27:21Yeah.

00:27:23Driving no bags and no shoes.

00:27:25Come on.

00:27:26Come on, you bloody broke.

00:27:28Bloody bloody bloody.

00:27:31I'm wondering if he's in some kind of trouble.

00:27:34With the police.

00:27:36I seem sort of desperate.

00:27:37There you go. I'm going to sink the garbage.

00:27:39You be careful, Harvey.

00:27:46Oh, well.

00:27:51Who's that?

00:27:52That's Merlin.

00:27:54He lives on the boat.

00:27:55He protects us.

00:27:56What from?

00:27:58You want to start cutting some baits

00:27:59and we're ready when we get to the first string?

00:28:01Where is it?

00:28:03Where is it?

00:28:05Oh.

00:28:06I can smell the graveyard.

00:28:22What you can smell is your dirty old corpse.

00:28:25Why don't you go over and take a bath?

00:28:26You'll get my maggots excited.

00:28:27My day, is it Sarah finished?

00:28:30So who's out crewing for your bus, then?

00:28:32I'll tell you, if I can't work on the boats, I don't want to live.

00:28:38I don't.

00:28:39Dr. Cavrey says...

00:28:40Boy, who's fishing with Harvey?

00:28:43I don't know.

00:28:45I don't care.

00:28:49Harvey?

00:28:50You up there?

00:28:51Come back.

00:28:55Good morning, Billy.

00:28:58What you do now today, Harvey?

00:28:59Found arms.

00:29:03Oh, yeah?

00:29:04Who's that, then?

00:29:05Your friend.

00:29:06Stool bandit.

00:29:08Yeah, another criminal.

00:29:10What do you mean?

00:29:11I thought you were short of pots.

00:29:14Found some more.

00:29:16Yeah.

00:29:17I bet you're dead.

00:29:22Stop it, you piece of this bastard.

00:29:25Stop it.

00:29:27Oh, hello, Andrew.

00:29:28I'm so sorry to hear you've been having a little bit of trouble downstairs.

00:29:31I'm afraid we're going to have to operate without another setting at all.

00:29:34Oh, dear.

00:29:35Oh, dear.

00:29:36Timmy, say, please for you.

00:29:38A little bit of trouble downstairs.

00:29:40Well, sorry, you bastard bastard.

00:29:42Oh, this is lovely, Vicar.

00:29:47I shall enjoy this view.

00:29:51Are you absolutely sure you're going to need it?

00:29:55I get these terrible pains in the morning.

00:29:58It's just a question of time, you know.

00:30:00I've got to go to the hospital for a test, but...

00:30:04Is there something wrong?

00:30:07I'm not rotting next to that bastard.

00:30:10He stole two of my chickens.

00:30:11What else have you got?

00:30:18I don't want to see that Dr. Cadbury, Mum.

00:30:21He's shy.

00:30:22He's the doctor, Joanie.

00:30:23He's going to make you better.

00:30:24Trust me.

00:30:25He isn't.

00:30:26Just give it another chance, please.

00:30:28Please.

00:30:28You all right, Doctor?

00:30:39Oh, yes, yes.

00:30:40Fine.

00:30:41Yes.

00:30:42Now, where were we?

00:30:45Oh, yes.

00:30:47Antibiotics.

00:30:48I've tried them for three months.

00:30:50I still can't play football.

00:30:52They don't work.

00:30:53Well, if these don't work, I'm not a doctor.

00:31:00There you are.

00:31:02Grant, thanks very much.

00:31:06I think there's been some mistake.

00:31:09Mistake?

00:31:12No, no mistake.

00:31:14Just take them three times a day.

00:31:15I'm sure I'll be fine.

00:31:19Come on, John.

00:31:23What the hell's that?

00:31:30That's a conger ale.

00:31:36I know a man, Aral Jay, landed a conger on his boat.

00:31:41He had a mouth like that.

00:31:44Aral, he was so scared, he went and got his pistol from the pilot house and started shooting

00:31:49the bastard.

00:31:50Did you get it?

00:31:51Oh, yeah.

00:31:52It's on the boat.

00:31:55I like guns.

00:31:57You ever shot anyone?

00:31:58No.

00:31:59You?

00:32:00Not yet.

00:32:02Always a first time, isn't it?

00:32:10Are you sure this fellow is out?

00:32:12Pastor.

00:32:13I'll stay here.

00:32:15You're not coming up?

00:32:16If he finds the both of us up there, it's sure to smell a rat.

00:32:20But on your own, it's all right.

00:32:22It's your pub.

00:32:23Mrs. Gorry.

00:32:33Mrs. Gorry.

00:32:46So, when Harvey told me he thought this man was in some kind of trouble, I thought, I'll

00:32:52have a look round whilst I'm cleaning, see if anything turns up.

00:32:54His name is Dr. Bamford, not Mr. Brown.

00:33:01Unless that's an alias.

00:33:04You know the phantom struck again?

00:33:06Billy May.

00:33:07Why Billy?

00:33:09Why anyone?

00:33:10Truth is, this phantom's got a bloody axe to go hand against the whole village.

00:33:13Do you remember a case against some doctor at Trenang?

00:33:17Some time ago it was.

00:33:19He misdiagnosed an outbreak of E. coli at Tintagel.

00:33:22Tintagel had the squits for a week, blamed us for their water, until they found out the

00:33:26docker got it wrong.

00:33:28They took him to court.

00:33:30He got struck off.

00:33:33This is Dr. Bamford Chin.

00:33:35And he's come back to take his revenge on us.

00:33:37Now, come on.

00:33:39How do you explain this?

00:33:48Whoa!

00:34:04It's easy there!

00:34:05Here!

00:34:12Right.

00:34:14Now what?

00:34:15Stick him under that cloth there.

00:34:17Smother him.

00:34:19I like it.

00:34:32Well?

00:34:32He's not Mr. Broward.

00:34:38Ah, I knew there was something funny about him.

00:34:41So who is he?

00:34:43Dr. Bamford.

00:34:45Of Trenang.

00:34:55Northside, please!

00:34:57Right-o!

00:34:58This is great.

00:35:11I like it.

00:35:12How long have you been fishing?

00:35:14Since I was a boy.

00:35:15What a life!

00:35:15You?

00:35:15What brings you down here?

00:35:16Well, not talk about me if you don't mind.

00:35:17Fair enough.

00:35:17You know what I like most about today.

00:35:18What?

00:35:19I didn't have a minute to think about things.

00:35:21Like what?

00:35:22I'm gonna have to kill her.

00:35:23I'm gonna have to kill her.

00:35:23I'm gonna have a minute to think about things.

00:35:24I'm gonna have a minute to think about things.

00:35:25Like what?

00:35:26I'm gonna have to kill her.

00:35:28I'm gonna have to kill her.

00:35:29I'm gonna have to kill her.

00:35:30I'm gonna have to kill her.

00:35:35It's cash, so it's not for books.

00:35:36Right, how much do you want us, then?

00:35:37What?

00:35:38I'm gonna have a minute to think about things.

00:35:42Like what?

00:35:43I'm gonna have to kill her.

00:35:48Pete does a daily run to London to supply to a handful of the best restaurants.

00:36:01It's cash, so it's not for books.

00:36:03Right, how much do you want us, then?

00:36:04500.

00:36:05I'll have that, thank you very much.

00:36:09Now, you can't take the money.

00:36:12I'm broke.

00:36:13I need the diesel.

00:36:14You keep up the good work, Harvey.

00:36:15Only 22 grand to go.

00:36:17Don't you earn your boat?

00:36:18I've got a mortgage like everybody else.

00:36:19Only he's a bank.

00:36:20He owns a piece of most of the boats on the north coast.

00:36:21Hey!

00:36:22I'm broke to you.

00:36:23Where's my pots, you thieving bastard?

00:36:24Billy, what are you talking about?

00:36:25My string at Pentargo.

00:36:26It's gone.

00:36:27I checked it this afternoon.

00:36:28I know you've took it.

00:36:29I don't know.

00:36:30Well, nobody's talking to you, mate, alright?

00:36:31Billy, take your hands off him.

00:36:32I haven't got your pots.

00:36:33No?

00:36:34So what's this to me?

00:36:35Eh?

00:36:36What are you talking about?

00:36:37I don't know.

00:36:38I don't know.

00:36:39Well, nobody's talking to you, mate, alright?

00:36:40Billy, take your hands off him.

00:36:41I haven't got your pots.

00:36:47What's that?

00:36:52Where'd you get this?

00:36:53A jelly.

00:36:59Why would I steal your pots?

00:37:01Because you lost a lot in the last storm and you're broke.

00:37:04Billy, if it makes you feel better, you can go and haul every single pot I got,

00:37:08but I guarantee you, you ain't going to find one belonging to you.

00:37:11Now whoever gave you this is trying to stir it up between us two.

00:37:14Well, I hope you're telling the truth, Harvey.

00:37:17Because if I find your line, you're a dead man.

00:37:20You hear me?

00:37:27Jelly?

00:37:34Three words, Lee Harvey Oswald.

00:37:36Right.

00:37:37In the village, currently using the jellies for the preferred weapon for the hit.

00:37:41What, to kill President Kennedy?

00:37:43Not to kill Kennedy.

00:37:44Kennedy's dead, isn't he?

00:37:45Um, yeah, but you said...

00:37:47Lee Harvey Oswald was an assassin.

00:37:50That's all we got in this village.

00:37:53Who uses jellies?

00:37:54Right.

00:37:55To kill people.

00:37:56Well, no one uses a jelly to kill someone.

00:37:58What are you going to do, suffocate him?

00:37:59No.

00:38:00What's inside the jellies is causing all the trouble.

00:38:03That's why we've got to find out who it is before someone terrible happens.

00:38:06Not funny.

00:38:07Last week, we lost our butcher because his wife found out he was having an affair with his

00:38:12trainee.

00:38:13Wife got a jelly.

00:38:15Oh, God.

00:38:16Is that, um...

00:38:17My wife hates this stuff.

00:38:30What?

00:38:31What?

00:38:32Thanks.

00:38:37Thanks!

00:38:39Thanks!

00:38:41Pfft!

00:38:43Pfft!

00:38:45Pfft!

00:38:47Ranzo!

00:38:49Ranzo!

00:38:51Ranzo!

00:38:53Ranzo!

00:38:55Ranzo!

00:38:57I said try

00:38:59on this bad

00:39:01summer morning

00:39:03Ranzo!

00:39:05Ranzo!

00:39:07That's Rita. Mrs. Gorey to you.

00:39:09Mrs.

00:39:10Do you want to leave her alone? Husband's jealous past.

00:39:12What does he do?

00:39:13Demolition expert, but he's got a very short fuse.

00:39:16Well, that's understandable. She does have a beautiful voice.

00:39:19That's one way of putting it. Drink.

00:39:21Good idea.

00:39:22Kind of tinners then.

00:39:23Cheers.

00:39:24You'd better make that too.

00:39:26Coming right up, sir.

00:39:28As I was going over the Cork and Kerry mountains, I met with Captain Farrell and his money he was gunting.

00:39:44I first purchase my pistol, and then purchase my rivier.

00:39:48Things stand and deliver, for I am a bold deceiver.

00:39:52We are willing from a doubt.

00:39:54What's for the daddy-o?

00:39:56What's for the daddy-o?

00:39:58What's for the daddy-o?

00:39:59Did Alistair tell you about his stag period the other week?

00:40:02Wild one.

00:40:03He spent the day picking up litter on the beach.

00:40:06Alistair's saving the planet.

00:40:08Well, good for you.

00:40:10Four pound, please, Mr. Brown.

00:40:19What are you going to do tomorrow, then?

00:40:21Come back out with you again, if that's okay.

00:40:24You were staying then, sir?

00:40:26Yeah.

00:40:27No can have a better night than last night.

00:40:28In what way might that be, sir?

00:40:30Doesn't matter.

00:40:31Judith.

00:40:36How are you, lover?

00:40:37Judith.

00:40:38This is Marvin.

00:40:40Hi.

00:40:41Can I have a word?

00:40:43Yeah.

00:40:44Excuse us.

00:40:49Married to Dr. Cadbury.

00:40:51When I awoke next morning,

00:40:56takes the hours of six and seven.

00:40:58There stood Captain Farrowman,

00:41:00likewise Starling Jetty.

00:41:03Bugger me.

00:41:04I need a drink evening, Justine.

00:41:06Mitch.

00:41:07Bloody jelly maker.

00:41:08May lose me license now.

00:41:09They're that bastard noise running Ag Diesel.

00:41:13We think our guest might have something to do with the jelly.

00:41:16Sweet.

00:41:17He's a doctor, you know.

00:41:20Dr. Bamford.

00:41:21And the village has already got a doctor.

00:41:23Yes, I know.

00:41:24But what's he doing here, then?

00:41:26You don't think he might be the man you got struck off?

00:41:30If it was him.

00:41:31He could be our jelly maker.

00:41:33Could be.

00:41:35Could be.

00:41:47Could be.

00:41:48Could be.

00:41:49Would you like me?

00:41:50Would you like me?

00:41:51Would you like me?

00:42:13Oh,

00:42:14It gave me a fright. What are you doing sitting here in the dark?

00:42:20Where have you been?

00:42:22Out.

00:42:24Where, Judith?

00:42:27With Harvey.

00:42:29Oh, and how is dear Harvey?

00:42:32Looks like he's found someone to take Boy's place on the boat.

00:42:36The man's a doctor, you know. From Trenet.

00:42:42What's he doing here?

00:42:44Why don't you ask him?

00:43:14Are you all right, Johnny?

00:43:18Not really.

00:43:19I'll go and talk to the doctor.

00:43:22Don't bother. He's pants.

00:43:23Not him. Another one. I'll be back in a minute.

00:43:25I'll go and talk to the doctor.

00:43:30I'll go and talk to the doctor.

00:43:31I'll go and talk to the doctor.

00:43:33Not him. Another one. I'll be back in a minute.

00:43:35I'll go and talk to the doctor.

00:43:36I'll go and talk to the doctor.

00:43:37I'll go and talk to the doctor.

00:43:38I'll be back in a minute.

00:43:39I'll be back in a minute.

00:43:44Be on. The sight of you disturbs her.

00:43:47The doctor, we're all she has.

00:43:50Put her down, you loathsome creature.

00:43:53Fetch her. I've got nails and some wood.

00:44:04Fetch an apocryl. Make haste down.

00:44:08See how dawn grips the horizon.

00:44:14I fear we may be too late.

00:44:24You're a doctor, aren't you?

00:44:26Yes.

00:44:27I need your help.

00:44:28Oh, my God.

00:44:31It's coming for me.

00:44:35I just can't stand it.

00:44:39Oh, my God.

00:44:40Oh, my God.

00:44:44Oh, my God.

00:44:47Oh, my God.

00:44:48Oh, my God.

00:44:53Oh, my God.

00:44:56Oh, my God.

00:44:57Oh, my God.

00:44:59Oh, my God.

00:45:01Johnny?

00:45:05I've brought someone to see you.

00:45:08Hello, Johnny.

00:45:09Who are you?

00:45:10I'm a doctor.

00:45:11Your mum tells me you'll be having a bit of trouble playing football.

00:45:15And you've had a nasty cough for how long?

00:45:17Three months.

00:45:18Three months. Poor you.

00:45:20I'm going to have to listen to your chest, Johnny.

00:45:22Do you want to sit up?

00:45:26Breathe in.

00:45:28Go on.

00:45:29Deeper.

00:45:31And out.

00:45:35Sounds like ball bearings in a magic mix.

00:45:37Do you cough at night a lot?

00:45:38All night.

00:45:39All night?

00:45:41Hmm.

00:45:42You got a balloon, Johnny?

00:45:45I... yeah.

00:45:52Here, see if you can blow that up for me.

00:45:57Why?

00:45:58It'll show me how strong your lungs are.

00:46:04That's enough, that's enough, that's enough.

00:46:06Okay.

00:46:07I think you've got asthma.

00:46:10Not a chest infection?

00:46:12No, I don't think so.

00:46:16So what do we do?

00:46:17Um, get along to your GP.

00:46:19Ask him to prescribe something called Becatine.

00:46:22And you'll need a Ventolin inhaler.

00:46:24But don't tell him I told you so.

00:46:25He won't like that at all.

00:46:26Oh, sure.

00:46:27What's a Becatine?

00:46:28A Becatine and the inhaler is what's going to help you play football.

00:46:33A friend of mine uses an inhaler.

00:46:35Can you play football?

00:46:37Yeah.

00:46:38Well, there you go then.

00:46:43I'm not actually a doctor, not anymore.

00:46:45I'm an obstetrician.

00:46:47Well, you should be a doctor.

00:46:53Can I ask you a question?

00:46:55Go ahead.

00:46:55Why did you check in under a false name?

00:47:00Um, I didn't want my wife to find me.

00:47:03Are you staying long?

00:47:10I don't know.

00:47:12Must be a very busy man.

00:47:15Um, I was.

00:47:16I don't know how busy I'll be when I go back.

00:47:23Your husband's...

00:47:25He's away a lot.

00:47:25Mm.

00:47:33All right, but I'd better be off.

00:47:38Bye.

00:47:39Thanks very much for coming.

00:47:40Any time.

00:47:41Any time.

00:47:42He's a nice boy.

00:47:44Thanks.

00:48:03All right, let's go.

00:48:33Mrs. Gorey three packs. Mitch was in here. He loves his jelly. Two packs. Morning. Morning.

00:49:03And what flavor jelly do you have?

00:49:33And what flavor jelly do you have?

00:49:48And what flavor jelly do you have?

00:49:58What's the matter with you?

00:50:19I thought you'd stopped all that twaddle. I'm trying. I'm trying.

00:50:25Vicar. You can't believe all that nonsense, not as a clergyman.

00:50:31Was it in a jeepers?

00:50:35But I saw him.

00:50:37Him? It's a her.

00:50:40Our stranger.

00:50:42So, there are two of them.

00:50:46Like in Scream.

00:50:49Two killers. Now that's very clever.

00:50:53We must call a meeting. Call a meeting and confront them, all of us. We'll force the confession out of our two phantoms.

00:51:01What flavor was it?

00:51:06Hmm?

00:51:07Jelly.

00:51:08Oh! Green. Lime.

00:51:10What was in it?

00:51:11That thingy you gave me.

00:51:13Ring with you?

00:51:15Hello.

00:51:16Martin.

00:51:17Petronella. Hi.

00:51:18How are you?

00:51:19It's all right.

00:51:20I'm fine. How are you?

00:51:21Me too.

00:51:22Where are you?

00:51:23Well, what is it?

00:51:24Bye.

00:51:25Good, good.

00:51:26Good, good.

00:51:27I'm good.

00:51:28Good.

00:51:29I'm fine.

00:51:30Good.

00:51:34Hello?

00:51:35Martin?

00:51:36Petronella, hi.

00:51:37Hi.

00:51:38How are you?

00:51:39I'm fine.

00:51:40How are you?

00:51:42Me too.

00:51:43Well, where are you?

00:51:44On a boat.

00:51:45Well, what are you doing on a boat?

00:51:46I got the crabs.

00:51:47No, I'm holding a crab.

00:51:48I'm on a lobster boat.

00:51:49Fitting for crabs.

00:51:50Why?

00:51:51It's a nice thing to do in the afternoon.

00:51:55Sounds like you're enjoying yourself.

00:51:57Yeah. Yeah, I am.

00:52:01Why don't you stay a little longer?

00:52:03You probably do hear the world look good.

00:52:05What?

00:52:05Well, if you're having such a good time, come home when you're ready.

00:52:09We can talk about things then.

00:52:13Did you hear what I said, Martin?

00:52:15Yes.

00:52:17Don't be like that.

00:52:18Like what?

00:52:19You know, angry.

00:52:22I need some time. This isn't easy for me.

00:52:26What about me?

00:52:28I need time to think about us.

00:52:31What I want.

00:52:33What do you want?

00:52:37I miss you.

00:52:41Me too.

00:52:46Oh, shit.

00:52:50Bugger.

00:52:52Blast.

00:52:55Oh!

00:53:04All right?

00:53:05Oh, I should never have answered that call, that bloody woman.

00:53:09It's all she knows how to...

00:53:10Bitch.

00:53:11Oh, that's right.

00:53:14You probably don't want to hear this, but...

00:53:16You know how it is when you think you've got someone completely sussed.

00:53:21She's got no real concept of honesty.

00:53:22If she chooses to lie, if it suits her, she doesn't see it as lying. She just chooses not to use the truth.

00:53:31I bet she's still having an affair.

00:53:32Oh, yeah? Who is he?

00:53:33He.

00:53:34They.

00:53:35My so-called friends.

00:53:38They all had her.

00:53:39Three young anaesthetists.

00:53:42What, like in a gangbang?

00:53:45No, one after the other.

00:53:46You know, she's one of these people that wears their horizons right on the end of their nose. You know what I mean? Everything has to be about her. Her kitchen, her marriage, her bloody anaesthetist.

00:53:55Oh, when I first met her...

00:53:58Point.

00:54:00Yes, sorry.

00:54:06So, now what?

00:54:07I haven't got a clue, Harvey. I'm... I'm... I'm jobless. I'm wifeless. Homeless. Bloody gornless.

00:54:15There's a village meeting tonight. Would you like to come?

00:54:19Me?

00:54:20Why not?

00:54:21Well, thank you very much. Thanks.

00:54:22We're going to this meeting. There's something we've got to do first, maybe. Follow me.

00:54:47So, what are you going to do?

00:54:52Maybe she doesn't love you.

00:55:04Mm-mm.

00:55:06She loves me, all right.

00:55:09Ah, well, depends what you mean by love, though, don't I?

00:55:13Well, maybe she loves you. Maybe she's not in love with you. No woman sleeps with three other men, and she's married, unless...

00:55:21Really?

00:55:26Harvey, have you got a knife?

00:55:43What are you going to do?

00:55:44I'm just going to...

00:55:46...stab him in the throat.

00:55:47There you go. Thank you.

00:56:00Have you got a biro, or a piece of tube, or something?

00:56:03No.

00:56:04Uh, do you want to go and have a look for a hose, or a piece of bamboo, something like that?

00:56:08Quite quickly, please.

00:56:08It's all right, Doc.

00:56:26Um, yeah, a little bit long. You want to cut about six inches off the end, please?

00:56:29There we go.

00:56:46A little bit of sheep shit in there.

00:56:50Right now, that's...

00:56:54Oh, we can come...

00:56:57Oh!

00:56:59Make a wish.

00:57:06Hello. Hello, there we go.

00:57:09Just clean you up and put a dressing on that. You'll be...

00:57:11...right as rain.

00:57:14I was dead.

00:57:17What the hell are you doing up here, anyway?

00:57:21I thought you were doing my pops.

00:57:24Up here?

00:57:26Jesus, Billy!

00:57:27I told you I don't have your pots.

00:57:31Let's get him home before I kill the bats.

00:57:33That's better.

00:58:05Come and sit down here in front, next to Mrs. Corrie.

00:58:18How's your boy?

00:58:19Much better than us.

00:58:20Good, good.

00:58:22Now this won't take long.

00:58:24I called this meeting because I now have sufficient evidence to unmask our phantom.

00:58:31Is Justine a phantom if she don't wear a mask?

00:58:38Or should I say phantoms?

00:58:41And what have you got to say for yourself, Mr. Brown?

00:58:44Or should I say, Dr. Bamford?

00:58:49Justine, are you accusing him of being the phantom?

00:58:52One of them?

00:58:53Don't be so bloody ridiculous.

00:58:54Oh, he's no woman, Justine. I've got bigger tints than him.

00:58:58That's why he needs an accomplice, don't you, Doctor?

00:59:04I don't know what you're talking about.

00:59:07Let me tell you something, Doctor.

00:59:09We may live in the country, but we are not ignorant.

00:59:15Yeah, bitch the bastard!

00:59:18Don't even live in Cornwall, for Christ's sake!

00:59:22Now, tell us, please.

00:59:25What is your relationship with Mrs. Corrie?

00:59:30She's a friend.

00:59:32Just a friend?

00:59:33Yes.

00:59:34Then what were you doing at her house last night?

00:59:41I don't believe this.

00:59:43She needed my help.

00:59:45To deliver something?

00:59:46She was worried about her boy's health and she wanted me to have a look at him.

00:59:51Why are you really here, Doctor?

00:59:55You don't want to know.

00:59:57He's right. I can vouch for that, we don't.

00:59:59Yes, we do.

01:00:01Unless he's hiding something.

01:00:03What are you hiding, Doctor?

01:00:06You thief!

01:00:08You thief!

01:00:09Yeah!

01:00:15Sorry, Chris.

01:00:18You see?

01:00:20Guilty!

01:00:30Okay.

01:00:31Okay, I'll tell you why I'm here.

01:00:34Three days ago, I took three friends out to lunch.

01:00:39Only to discover they'd all been sleeping with my wife.

01:00:44What?

01:00:45What's their phone number?

01:00:46Another man speak.

01:00:48Why come here?

01:00:50I used to come here when I was a child.

01:00:52It's lovely here.

01:00:54Look, I'm not your phantom.

01:00:56I got a jelly myself, for Christ's sake.

01:00:59And what was it then?

01:01:00None of your bloody business.

01:01:01I'm right to know.

01:01:02Justine, have you had a jelly?

01:01:05Who?

01:01:06Why not?

01:01:08Why are you accusing me of being the jelly maker?

01:01:11I can't fix what happens.

01:01:12You sell everything the jelly maker uses!

01:01:15You do, Justine?

01:01:17And if he thinks for anyone else on the North Coast!

01:01:21That's not true!

01:01:23But he is, you old boy!

01:01:25Who said that?

01:01:27Why should we do that?

01:01:30Do you love an apple?

01:01:32Do you love a pig?

01:01:34Do you love a lady?

01:01:36With a comfy brown hair?

01:01:38But still, I love him, can't deny him!

01:01:42I'll go with him whenever he goes.

01:01:45Before I was married, I wore a black show

01:01:52Now I'm married to the world, but they're wrong

01:01:56But still I love you

01:01:58I'm sorry, I'm the living world and people

01:02:15Why do you fish?

01:02:33My father fished, so did my grandfather, so did his father

01:02:36So you knew it was what you were put here to do?

01:02:39No, I couldn't get a job as a policeman

01:02:41Joke

01:02:43You?

01:02:45Funny thing is, I'd completely forgotten why I wanted to be a doctor

01:02:49And still I knifed Billy May

01:02:52No, but things like that, saving people's lives

01:02:56When I was younger, all I wanted to be was a GP

01:02:59Then I met Petronella, and we decided I should be rich instead

01:03:03Got back to being a doctor

01:03:06It's not that easy

01:03:13I've got a doctor

01:03:15I remember my brother

01:03:17I was going to be a doctor

01:03:21I've got a doctor

01:03:23I'm going to be a doctor

01:03:25After that, it's not too late

01:03:26I'm going to be a doctor

01:03:28Now I have to be a doctor

01:03:30I'm going to be a doctor

01:03:31Hi, Claire. It's me.

01:03:53Hi. Harvey.

01:03:56Hi. Here, I heard about you often just phoning.

01:03:59Anyway, nice to meet you. Cheers.

01:04:03Look, Harvey, you're having a problem servicing the debt on your boat, right?

01:04:0720 grand, something like that?

01:04:09Something like that.

01:04:10Well, I've got that money in the bank.

01:04:12Good for you.

01:04:14No, you don't understand. I'm offering to give you that money in exchange for a share in your boat.

01:04:24Martin, you're a doctor, not a fisherman.

01:04:26I'm an obstetrician, actually. I was an obstetrician, but I don't want to do that anymore.

01:04:29I want to fish.

01:04:33This isn't about fishing, though, is it?

01:04:37Yes, it is.

01:04:43Well, think about it.

01:04:43Oh, I'm dying.

01:05:09Where are you going?

01:05:13I'm saying you're burning me.

01:05:15Yeah.

01:05:16A little missing.

01:05:19Hmm.

01:05:21Has this happened before?

01:05:22Oh, in the mornings.

01:05:24Every morning?

01:05:26Yeah.

01:05:27After a good skinful the night before.

01:05:30A couple of pints.

01:05:32I see.

01:05:33Have a look at your tongue, please.

01:05:34Oh, boy.

01:05:37Ha.

01:05:38There we go.

01:05:39Well, I don't think you're dying, boy.

01:05:41I don't care, anyway.

01:05:44What you should do is get yourself from the chemist

01:05:46and pick up a bottle of something called Gaviscon.

01:05:49Have a little swig of that in the mornings.

01:05:50That should get rid of your chest pains.

01:05:51You come down here with your big, fat, city checkbook

01:05:57and think you can buy anything you want.

01:06:01I've been working on fishing boats since I was 13.

01:06:05You've stolen my life.

01:06:06Oh, there you are.

01:06:22Morning, Justine.

01:06:23When are you leaving?

01:06:27I don't know.

01:06:28You'll never be accepted here.

01:06:30You know that, don't you?

01:06:32You belong in the city.

01:06:34Not here with us.

01:06:35You okay?

01:06:55Fine.

01:06:58Anything you want to talk about?

01:07:02Uh, no.

01:07:03Thanks.

01:07:05Thanks.

01:07:06Thanks.

01:07:07Thanks.

01:07:08Thanks.

01:07:09Thanks.

01:07:10Thanks.

01:07:11Thanks.

01:07:12Thanks.

01:07:13Thanks.

01:07:14Thanks.

01:07:15Thanks.

01:07:16Thanks.

01:07:17Thanks.

01:07:18Thanks.

01:07:19Thanks.

01:07:20Thanks.

01:07:21Thanks.

01:07:22Thanks.

01:07:23Thanks.

01:07:24Thanks.

01:07:25Thanks.

01:07:26Thanks.

01:07:27Thanks.

01:07:28Thanks.

01:07:29Thanks.

01:07:30Thanks.

01:07:31Thanks.

01:07:32Thanks.

01:07:33Thanks.

01:07:34Harvey.

01:07:47I can't do this.

01:07:49What do you mean?

01:07:50I'm not a fisherman.

01:07:53I know.

01:08:04Hello, Martin.

01:08:27You look terrific.

01:08:42I've missed you so much.

01:08:47Harvey, this is my wife, Petronella, my wife.

01:08:50This is Harvey.

01:08:52I expect you've heard a lot about me.

01:08:54No, I'm afraid Martin never said a word.

01:08:57Harvey, I've come to take you home.

01:09:27No.

01:09:34Why not?

01:09:48There are some things I have to work out.

01:09:52I don't want to sleep with you at present.

01:10:02When will you want to sleep with me?

01:10:03I thought we could go to counselling.

01:10:09Work it out together.

01:10:10Okay.

01:10:17Okay.

01:10:17Oh, hey.

01:10:38It's such a terrible mess.

01:10:51It'll be all right.

01:10:57I hope so.

01:11:08I hope so.

01:11:38I hope so.

01:12:08I hope so.

01:12:38I hope so.

01:13:08I hope so.

01:13:38I hope so.

01:14:08I hope so.

01:14:15I hope so.

01:14:22I hope so.

01:14:29I hope so.

01:14:38I hope so.

01:14:39I hope so.

01:14:40I hope so.

01:14:41I hope so.

01:14:42I hope so.

01:14:43I hope so.

01:14:44I hope so.

01:14:45I hope so.

01:14:46I hope so.

01:14:47I hope so.

01:14:48I hope so.

01:14:49I hope so.

01:14:50I hope so.

01:14:51I hope so.

01:14:52I hope so.

01:14:53I hope so.

01:14:54I hope so.

01:14:55I hope so.

01:14:56I hope so.

01:14:57I hope so.

01:14:58I hope so.

01:14:59I hope so.

01:15:00I hope so.

01:15:01I hope so.

01:15:02I hope so.

01:15:05I hope so.

01:15:06I hope so.

01:15:07I hope so.

01:15:08I hope so.

01:15:09I hope so.

01:15:10I hope so.

01:15:11I hope so.

01:15:12I hope so.

01:15:13I hope so.

01:15:14I hope so.

01:15:15I hope so.

01:15:18All right, then.

01:15:21All right.

01:15:24How serious is it?

01:15:48Serious? I'll tell you what's serious.

01:15:50You having an affair with Harvey, that's bloody serious.

01:15:55Lawrence, Harvey's my brother.

01:15:57So we've all been to Padstow. We all know what happens down here.

01:16:00Has he been sick recently?

01:16:02In the mornings.

01:16:03We didn't get away with everything.

01:16:05That bitch Myra ruined my career.

01:16:07An American student.

01:16:08Love Jell-O.

01:16:09But I learned quite a bit from that little minx.

01:16:12I'll call an ambulance.

01:16:13Everybody's got a grubby little secret.

01:16:16People don't like you, give them a jelly.

01:16:18Your wife starts shagging her brother.

01:16:20Get him a jelly.

01:16:22A new doctor comes to take your job.

01:16:25Bamford, you are a fake.

01:16:29What's wrong with him?

01:16:31Could be one of a number of things.

01:16:33Oh, listen to you.

01:16:35You don't even know what you're talking about.

01:16:39Is it curable?

01:16:40Curable?

01:16:41Who said I want to be cured?

01:16:42I want to be grilled!

01:16:44No!

01:16:45.

01:16:51.

01:17:03.

01:17:05.

01:17:07.

01:17:09I owe you both an apology.

01:17:23Pardon?

01:17:26No.

01:17:29I better get cleaned up.

01:17:32You're leaving us, Doc?

01:17:34Yep.

01:17:36I wish you luck.

01:17:38Thanks.

01:17:40Harvey?

01:17:41Take care, Doc.

01:17:42You'll come back and visit us sometime, eh?

01:17:44Yeah.

01:17:46Okay.

01:17:48Ten minutes, Mitch.

01:17:50See ya.

01:17:50There you go.

01:18:02There you go.

01:18:04There you go.

01:18:20All set and done.

01:18:21Yes.

01:18:22Yes.

01:18:36Stop.

01:18:38Stop

01:18:44You're off then

01:18:54Yes

01:18:56Nice meeting you

01:18:59You too

01:19:01Thanks

01:19:03My pleasure

01:19:08Come on, Johnny

01:19:38So what was his wife playing there?

01:19:57Very nice

01:19:58Oi, she's a right old witch

01:20:01Had him wrap round her little pinky finger doing something that he ate

01:20:04What else are you going to do? He's not a fisherman

01:20:18It's a perfect opportunity

01:20:20Martin

01:20:22What?

01:20:23Dinner with the Baxters

01:20:25Oh, yes

01:20:26All you need to say is I have to get away

01:20:29She'll understand

01:20:31I guess we could come back for holidays

01:20:35Hmm

01:20:36Cheers

01:20:37Bye then, Doc

01:20:38Bye-bye, Mitch

01:20:39Take care

01:20:40So why are you going to say to him?

01:20:41No

01:20:42No

01:20:43No

01:20:44No

01:20:45No

01:20:46No

01:20:47No

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01:20:52No

01:20:53No

01:20:54No

01:20:55No

01:20:56No

01:20:57Cheers

01:20:58Bye-bye, Mitch

01:20:59Take care

01:21:00Take care

01:21:01So why are you going to say to him?

01:21:02The village needs him

01:21:03And what about his wife?

01:21:04Oh, she's not in love with him

01:21:05He was her first love, see?

01:21:06Yeah

01:21:07She's never had any other men

01:21:08Having other men is something she feels she's missed out on

01:21:10That's why she went off shagging

01:21:12They're just good friends

01:21:13You reckon?

01:21:14Put your foot down, will you?

01:21:15Oh, you won't get a signal

01:21:16No

01:21:17No

01:21:18No

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01:22:11No

01:22:12We missed him.

01:22:40What the hell are you doing here?

01:22:42I'm going to be a doctor.

01:22:49Where am I taking you, Doc?

01:22:51The pub.

01:22:51Who is that?

01:22:52I'm going to be a doctor.

01:22:56What the hell?

01:22:59My son is saying,

01:23:01it's just that young lady where she stays.

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