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00:00Music
00:27Why didn't you wake me?
00:29I was asleep myself
00:31I definitely didn't need that last drink
00:33I'm hanging
00:35Got any chewing gum?
00:38No, I'm sorry
00:39I thought I had some
00:41Are you going to tell Theo what you stayed at last night?
00:45I don't know yet
00:47Do you want me to?
00:48I'm worried we didn't make it clear that nothing happened
00:51No
00:53No, it's fine
00:55I've got some
00:58Yeah, hold up
01:04Anyway, thanks
01:06I'd better go
01:08See you later
01:10That's the last box, Roy, then we'll be out of your hair
01:20I'm really grateful to Roy and Hunter for letting me in half his tape
01:24But it don't feel right you not being with us
01:26I'm sorry until we can save enough money for our own place
01:28And if your job interview went as well as you said it did
01:30Then you shouldn't be too long
01:32Hey
01:34Are you alright?
01:36Black coffee and tea cake please
01:38Certainly
01:39And is it okay if I put one of these on?
01:40Yeah, could you avoid covering up the Scouts Association bringing by?
01:44Our Kayla wasn't best pleased when she found herself supplanted by a vinyl floor specialist
01:50Will do
01:52Or first
01:54And I'll just put one of them there and all
01:56I'll just put one of them there and all
02:00See you
02:02I am so sorry, alright? I didn't mean to stay out all night
02:18Don't bother
02:20I know where you were
02:22And I know who you were with
02:24What?
02:26You spent the night with Billy
02:28What? Not like that
02:32Is there someone in there?
02:34You're not the only one who can have some fun
02:36Alright
02:38You got any more towels?
02:40Is that on my dressing gown?
02:42Oh sorry, I'll just
02:43Yeah, second door down mate
02:45On the left
02:48Who's he?
02:49What's going on?
02:50I thought that was pretty obvious
02:52You slept with him?
02:56Yeah
02:58What are these for?
03:04Just to say, good luck for your scan later
03:07Aw, thank you, they're lovely
03:08You're welcome
03:10So, are you excited?
03:12Are you going to find out the gender?
03:13Is David going with you?
03:14Er, yes, yes and yes
03:16Oh, I thought you might keep it as a surprise
03:18Well, David wants one but I don't need a surprise
03:20I need to know what I'm preparing for
03:22Are you hoping for a girl?
03:23Not particularly, no, but I think Lily wants one
03:25Where is David?
03:26Oh, he's gone off into town to pick up a bulk load of shampoo we got on an auction site
03:30He's always been a tight one
03:31Told him, no cutting corners with this one
03:33Morning
03:34Hello Bethany, lovey
03:35What are you hoping for?
03:36Are you hoping for a new great grandson or a new great granddaughter?
03:39Oh, good old boy, they'll both be loved excessively
03:43Anyway, what are you doing with yourself today?
03:45No plans
03:46Well, would you like to do some shifts in the salon, eh?
03:50I mean, till you decide what you want to do really
03:53Doing nails?
03:54Yes
03:55Can I think about it?
03:56Of course you can, yes
03:58Hi sweetheart
03:59All right
04:00You OK?
04:01Yeah, do you want a broom?
04:02Yes
04:03Well, what sort of humor's we got?
04:08Don't want to talk about it
04:09Fair enough, here take one of these
04:11What is it?
04:13Mr and Mrs
04:14But everyone's welcome
04:16If you bring Theo, I might cheer you up a bit
04:19Oh, I know what you're thinking
04:21I'm putting so much effort when the new owners are going to take over soon
04:25Well, I'm just that kind of girl
04:27I give it 100%, otherwise what's the point?
04:30New owners might come and change everything, sap people
04:32But at least I didn't go down without a fight
04:35And if something's worth it, you don't give up, do you?
04:38You know what I mean?
04:43It's all a face
04:44I mean, Ty was siding with me, he could see it in his eyes
04:47Cup of tea and a round of toast please, Roy
04:50Somebody has eaten the last of the bread at ours
04:53It wasn't me
04:54Liar
04:55I saw the plate by the sink this morning, there was crumbs everywhere
04:58And you know that plate was mine, do you?
05:00Yeah, because you were the last one up last night
05:03I was peckish
05:04Typical
05:05I knew it
05:06I'm not going to apologise for being peckish
05:08If you finish the bread, you've got to replace it
05:11All right, all right, I'll go and buy some more bread, okay?
05:14Uh, 350 please
05:16I'll bring it over
05:18Look, why didn't you
05:21Why didn't you pop round
05:23And talk to them
05:24Before Fizz has a chance to ruminate too much
05:27Yeah
05:28Yeah, I think I will, Roy
05:29That's a good idea, thanks
05:31Okay
05:32Hey, oh
05:33You all right?
05:34Hey, Roy
05:35Sorry
05:36Oh, hello, how are you?
05:38I just heard about you four
05:40Great, everyone been talking about it, have they?
05:42No, no, no, no
05:43It wasn't that
05:44It's fine, I don't need help
05:45Ow
05:46Ty, careful
05:47Sorry, Roy
05:48No, no, I'll just move the table for you
05:50Do you know what?
05:51I think we're going to give it a miss
05:53You what?
05:54Erm
05:55Oh
05:56Yeah, no, it's fine
05:57Honestly, Roy
05:58We'll come and see you another time, alright?
05:59See you later
06:00Ow
06:01Oh, sorry, sorry, Roy
06:03I wish you'd make us quick an exit out of my house
06:21Where's your friend?
06:23Gone home
06:24Is that really all you've got to say for yourself?
06:29How do you mean?
06:31You cheated on me
06:33And you're acting like it's no big deal
06:35At least I'm being honest about it
06:37I didn't sleep with Billy, alright?
06:39I slept on his sofa
06:41You told me that you had to work late
06:45You lied to me so you could be with him
06:49You've been sneaking around with him for days
06:51Alright, something has been going on
06:53It's not what you think
06:54What then?
07:03Right, Betts, I'm liking this dedication to your college whip
07:06But is there a chance we could have a bit of a tidy up, love?
07:08There's nowhere to sit
07:10Woah, woah, woah, please don't leave anything
07:13I know where everything is right now
07:14I've got to get it all done for tomorrow
07:17Do you know, show my tutor what I've been doing so far
07:19Right
07:20Okay, what's the theme?
07:22Environment
07:23Lots of recycled stuff
07:25Yeah, the things I've made have all been from recycled clothes
07:29But I kind of had, er, well, I interpreted the theme another way
07:35Right
07:36Well, my environment is my neighbourhood
07:38So I picked three neighbours and reworked their looks
07:41Hmm
07:42Can you guess who this is?
07:47Roy's Wells
07:48Roy?
07:50Oh my goodness, Betsy, that's amazing
07:53Thanks
07:54Yeah, I've still got to do like the coat and the skirt
07:57But I wanted to get the top done to show my tutor
08:00Oh, well, she'll be blown away, I'm sure
08:03Do you think?
08:04Yeah
08:06The thing is, er, ideally, I would like to see this on a live model
08:13What?
08:15Oh, no, uh-uh
08:16No, no, please
08:17Do you know, I won't know how it lies until I see it on an actual person
08:20Hmm
08:21And I know it's your day off and you therefore have no better plans
08:24What?
08:25Saved by the bell
08:27Saved by the bell
08:28Hmm
08:29Morning
08:31Oh, come on
08:37I'm bored
08:41You don't mind if I hang out here, do you?
08:43Right, course not
08:44Will you help me with my project?
08:45Sure
08:46Thanks
08:50Did, er, Carla get off to Ireland okay?
08:53Yes, thanks
08:55Come on, you are gonna be my model
08:58Finally, I've been discovered
09:00I always knew I was the next Kate Moss
09:06So why didn't you tell me?
09:08Didn't want to worry you
09:11I'm fine, by the way
09:12Got the all clear
09:14So, Billy
09:16Billy held your hand through it all
09:18What?
09:19No, I mean
09:21George came with me to the hospital
09:23So, everyone knew but me
09:25What, what, what, you're not telling me there's some kind of punishment?
09:28What?
09:29Oh, no
09:30So, you got the all clear
09:32And instead of coming home to talk to me
09:33You celebrated with Billy
09:35I've already told you, we didn't
09:37Well, not physically, no
09:39But emotionally, you've been cheating on me for weeks
09:42It's no wonder I slept with someone else
09:46Oh, no, don't you dare, don't you dare!
09:49Alright, there is no way that you were sleeping with someone else
09:51And then blaming me for it
09:53I'm just saying
09:54Just say it somewhere else
09:55What?
09:56I am done, alright?
09:57Pack your bags
09:58Are you serious?
09:59Deadly
10:01I am going out
10:02And when I get back, I want you gone
10:04You should have been home ages ago
10:05Where are you?
10:06Don't get up
10:07Oh, too late
10:08I'm stuck in a lift
10:09It's been a power cut
10:10Are you kidding me?
10:11Is he alright?
10:12I'm really sorry, but look, I don't think I'm going to be able to make it here
10:28Where are you?
10:31Don't get mad.
10:32Oh, too late.
10:33I'm stuck in a lift. It's been a power cut.
10:35Are you kidding me?
10:36Is he all right?
10:39I'm really sorry, but look, I don't think I'm going to be able to make it to the scan.
10:42I don't believe that. I told you not to go into town, didn't I?
10:45But you wouldn't listen, would you?
10:47You can't honestly blame me for this.
10:50Oh, I can. Anyway, I'm going to go now because I need to call a cab.
10:52Wait, Shona.
10:55Are you OK?
10:56No, I'm furious.
10:58Are you really going to go on your own?
10:59Look, if he really wanted to be there, he wouldn't be stuck in a lift in town with 50 half-price shampoo bottles now, would he?
11:05I'm not usually one to defend David, but I don't think he could have foreseen this particular situation happening.
11:11Look, I just want him to be there with me. Is that too much to ask?
11:15No.
11:17Well, what do you think I should do?
11:20I have an idea.
11:22I can't believe you made this, Betsy Boop.
11:25I mean, mind you, you always did love fashion.
11:28Do you remember when she cut up the cravat from your dress uniform to make a headband?
11:33Oh, yeah.
11:34I liked the black and white pattern.
11:37Right.
11:38It's all done.
11:40Mm-hm.
11:41What do you think?
11:43Oh, Betsy's brilliant.
11:44It's fantastic.
11:46Roy should be flattered.
11:47He's your first muse.
11:48And he can tell everybody that when you're a household name like Galeano or Westwood.
11:53Do you really think I could be?
11:57You're looking at me in this display of absolute genius and doubting yourself.
12:02All right, come on.
12:03Sit down, lady.
12:04Sit down.
12:05Uh-oh.
12:05And take in the glory of your creation.
12:12Oh.
12:13All right.
12:17Oh, yeah.
12:18Uh-huh.
12:19Uh-huh.
12:20Oh.
12:20I think I've had my new calling.
12:26Are you joking?
12:28I was about to tell you not to give up your day job.
12:30Rude.
12:31You couldn't do any better.
12:33What?
12:33Oh.
12:33Oh.
12:34What?
12:35Then stomp him at stomp face?
12:37It's like a baby elephant had moved in.
12:40Right.
12:43Okay, come on, then.
12:45Over.
12:46Over.
12:47Okay, over.
12:47Arms up.
12:48Arms up.
12:48Up, up, up, up.
12:49Right, go like this.
12:50Go around.
12:51Yep, okay.
12:51Oh, yeah, you've got it.
12:52You've got it.
12:53You know what you're doing.
12:54Annoyingly, you are actually carrying this off.
12:55Uh-huh.
12:56Right, show us what you've got, Mum.
12:57Okay.
12:58Show us your moves.
12:59Watch.
13:00And learn.
13:01Oh, yeah.
13:05Okay.
13:07Sashay, sashay.
13:09Oh.
13:10Oh, very, very nice.
13:12Cheeky wink.
13:12Uh-huh.
13:14Uh-huh.
13:17Go, Mum.
13:18Go, Mum.
13:19Pose.
13:19Woo-hoo.
13:20Pose.
13:20Pose.
13:21Pose.
13:22Woo!
13:27Right, well, that's everything in and sorted,
13:29but it's still a bit of a mess.
13:31But, look, thanks again for letting us stay.
13:34I know it's not exactly ideal having a bloat bed in the middle of the flat.
13:38It is no trouble at all.
13:40Hopefully it won't be for too long.
13:42I know you're not exactly approving of me and Carl.
13:44Well, it's none of my business.
13:46I just hope that you've backed the right horse, so to speak,
13:50for your sake and Alphys.
13:53It's the garage that I interviewed at.
13:58Wish me luck.
14:02Hello?
14:03Abby speaking.
14:04Yeah.
14:08Right.
14:10Can I ask why?
14:14Right, I see.
14:17Oh, thanks for letting me know.
14:19You can uncross them where I didn't get it.
14:24Look, I'll be back in a bit.
14:25I've just got to go and smash someone's face in.
14:31Hi, Cassie.
14:32Oh, hi, Sal.
14:34Are you and Steve going to the rovers tonight?
14:36Cos me and Tim are going to win the Mr and Mrs competition.
14:39Oh, are you now?
14:40Yeah, signed us up earlier on.
14:42Cos we've had a bit of a rather touchy few days
14:45and I thought this might be a nice bonding experience.
14:47Oh, we're trying to stop him, yeah.
14:50I was just, uh, hoping to catch Fizz before she goes home.
14:53Had a bit of a falling out ourselves
14:54and I was hoping to clear the air.
14:57What a fall now.
14:58Long story.
15:00Oh, well, Fizz isn't in there
15:02cos Carla gave her the rest of the week off.
15:03You know, she'll look after Tyrone.
15:05Was that yesterday afternoon?
15:07Yeah, after lunch.
15:10Ah, that's interesting.
15:12Oh, thank you, Sal.
15:13There you go.
15:14Is that for me?
15:15Yeah.
15:15What for?
15:16You're being a great help.
15:18Oh, thank you.
15:19See ya.
15:24What are you doing?
15:25This house ain't yours anymore.
15:27You can't just come barging in.
15:28Yeah, well, I want to talk to you.
15:29I might not want to talk to you.
15:31I've just been turned down for that job I interviewed for.
15:33Oh, right.
15:34Yeah, it's funny because in the interview
15:36we said I was a shoo-in.
15:37The most qualified applicant by miles
15:39so now suddenly, since receiving me reference,
15:42I'm no longer the right fit.
15:44So?
15:46So what?
15:47So what did you write in the reference?
15:49What are they for?
15:57You'll see.
15:58Perfect.
15:58Oh, hiya.
16:05You'll sign up, won't you?
16:06What for?
16:07Mr and Mrs.
16:08Oh, no.
16:09Oh, go on.
16:10There's a free drink for taking part.
16:12Ooh.
16:13Yeah?
16:14All right.
16:14Great.
16:15Sign up, Sean.
16:16Well, that's three couples already.
16:19I'm going to go stick a bit more slap on.
16:20It's going to be a banging night tonight.
16:22All right, hurry yourself.
16:24Two pints, please.
16:25Coming up.
16:26Yeah, do you remember when me and Paul won
16:28the last Mr and Mrs they had here?
16:30Oh, you think you saw the time break, didn't you?
16:33Yeah, I still got the trophy somewhere.
16:35Paul would let me throw it away.
16:38The pipe, please, Sean.
16:40Keep them coming.
16:49Is everything all right?
16:50Nope.
16:52Do you want to talk about it?
16:53Nope.
16:55Jack emailed them from my account.
17:02Jack.
17:04I only realised when I received a thank you for the extra information.
17:13What, you think I'm lying?
17:14Well, it's a pretty convenient excuse.
17:16I've been totally honest.
17:24I wouldn't trust Abba as she says one thing and does another.
17:30Completely unreliable will defo let you down sooner or later.
17:35Now, does that sound like something I'd write?
17:37You just said that about me?
17:43I told him off.
17:44He refused to apologise, but he said he wouldn't do it again.
17:50Right.
17:50I'd better go.
18:05Left everything on your bed, Boop.
18:07Ah.
18:08Got anything else to try on?
18:10No.
18:10The other two are still in the sketchy phase.
18:13Two more neighbours?
18:15Yeah.
18:17Which ones?
18:20Guess.
18:21Er, man or woman?
18:24Man always wears double denim with a hoodie underneath.
18:29It's David Platt, isn't it?
18:30Yeah.
18:31Oh, Bessie, that's amazing.
18:35Can I mark?
18:35No, you've got pizza hands.
18:38I see your table manners haven't improved any.
18:40We're not at the table.
18:41Could always...
18:42No, don't you do.
18:45I mean it.
18:46Oh.
18:47Hmm.
18:48Where's fun Lisa gone?
18:50I'd enjoyed seeing her again.
18:52Yeah, me too.
18:53Not seen you like that for a long while.
18:55No different than normal.
18:56Yeah, shut up.
18:57You were, like, two different people.
19:01You're not posting this anywhere, have you?
19:11Just on my socials, weren't you?
19:13So I'm in the background.
19:14There's people on your socials who'll know who I am.
19:24Oh.
19:24Oh.
19:25Oh.
19:25Very, very nice.
19:26Cheeky ring.
19:27Huh?
19:28Uh-huh.
19:29Come on, come on, come on, pose, pose, pose, pose.
19:37Right, ladies and gentlemen, let's step this game up her gear, all right?
19:41For every question your partner gets wrong, you get to choose shot or shoot.
19:47Sorry.
19:48You either make them take a shot, or you get to shoot them with your water pistol.
19:52Ooh.
19:52Ooh, that pen's ever ready.
19:55Tell me this, what is your partner's shoe size?
19:58Ooh.
19:59Ooh.
20:00Mm.
20:01Don't look at me, I don't know.
20:03Tell you what that Glenn does, she can work and room.
20:05Yeah.
20:07Yeah, do you want to go home?
20:07I can tell that you're worried about Asha.
20:09No.
20:11Well, yeah, I am worried about her, but she's coming home tomorrow, isn't she?
20:14Anyway, it'll be a distraction for man-minding the kids for a bit, won't it?
20:19True.
20:20Right, let's turn him around in three.
20:23One, two, three.
20:27Eight.
20:28Who do you think I am, Buzz or the clown?
20:30I'm a five.
20:32Oh, dear, Tim did not get that right.
20:35And Sally, Tim, did you get hers right?
20:36I don't know.
20:37Oh, you don't know your own shoe size?
20:39It's a ten!
20:44Which means you get to choose, Sally.
20:46What will it be?
20:47A shot or a shoot?
20:53It's a shoot.
20:55Never mind, Tim.
20:56Here you are.
20:56Right, and if anyone wants to sign up for the next round,
20:59speak to the lovely Sean at the bar.
21:02Right.
21:03Next question.
21:05What is your partner's mother's first name?
21:09One, eight, two, three.
21:20Hiya, Synth.
21:21My mother's name was Elsie.
21:23Yeah, but that's not fair, because you've met my mum.
21:25Oh, I'm very sorry that my mum died, Tim.
21:29What's it going to be, Sal?
21:31Shot or shoot?
21:32Oh, shoot.
21:33Shot or shoot?
21:34That was shoot.
21:36Shoot.
21:37Shoot.
21:38Shoot.
21:38Shoot.
21:38Can we talk?
21:44I have nothing to say to you.
21:46Please, Todd.
21:48Leave me alone.
21:49I'm watching this.
21:50I'm not going anywhere until you talk to me.
21:54All right, well, I'll be waiting.
21:56Right over there.
21:56All right, give us a minute, everyone.
21:57We'll just get Tim tried off.
21:59Stay at me.
21:59I'm soaking you.
22:00We're just supposed to shoot it, Warren.
22:01Yeah, we're not going to be waiting for a long time.
22:07We're settling, because you've been waiting for a long time.
22:07Yeah.
22:08Okay.
22:09Okay.
22:13What's wrong?
22:14Yes, what's wrong?
22:14Oh, well, that's one to Tim, ladies and gentlemen.
22:16Well, that's one to Tim, ladies and gentlemen, but the question is, shot or shoot?
22:26Oh!
22:27Shot or shoot!
22:28Very carefully, Timothy, in that car.
22:32Ah!
22:33Ah!
22:34That's cheating!
22:35Oh, come on, Sal, that's bad form.
22:37Oh!
22:38I'm wearing a water-soluble mascara.
22:40Oh, fair enough.
22:42Right, give him a big round of applause!
22:45Oh!
22:46It's Tim and Sally!
22:47What good sport have they been?
22:49Hey, don't forget your free drinks and all.
22:52Ah, look.
22:55They're still friends, even after Tim's abysmal performance.
22:59Right, who's next on the list, Sean?
23:02Erm, it's Chesney and Gemma!
23:06Oh, we've not missed it, have we?
23:11We got stuck in a meeting.
23:13No, don't worry.
23:14It was just Tim and Sally making a show of themselves.
23:16Aw, did they not do well?
23:18What was this call?
23:20Calm down, it's only supposed to be a bit of fun.
23:22Right, are you ready for your first question?
23:27Oh, yeah.
23:28Let's do it.
23:29I'm just going to leave him sat there all night.
23:32He can leave if he wants to.
23:33What's he done?
23:34Shh!
23:35I'm trying to watch this.
23:38Right, ladies and gentlemen, let's step this game up again, alright?
23:42What do you want?
23:45To see me son?
23:47Oh, now you want to see him.
23:48Shame you weren't as keen yesterday.
23:50I could say the same for you.
23:53What are you on about?
23:55I saw Sally before.
23:56She said Carla sent Fizz home yesterday.
24:00Which means she could have been here yesterday when you fell.
24:04But she wasn't.
24:06You shame me for not being here when you did exactly the same, you hypocrite.
24:11Is this true?
24:16Yeah.
24:18I was going to come home and then...
24:21I just couldn't face it.
24:23I needed the day to myself so I went into town.
24:28I'm so sorry, Ty.
24:30I just...
24:32I feel like I'm being pulled from every angle and I'm...
24:35I'm just drained.
24:37Love, come here.
24:39I'm sorry.
24:40I'm sorry.
24:41Come here, no.
24:42I'm sorry.
24:43I'm sorry that you're having to deal with all this.
24:44I know it's not easy.
24:45It's not your fault.
24:48And if I'd have known that you were on your own, I promise you I wouldn't have gone out.
24:53Hang on.
24:54Er, no.
24:55No hang on.
24:56What, you thought you could weed all your way back in by having a go up Fizz?
24:59When she does absolutely everything for this family, even more so at the moment.
25:03I wasn't having a go, I was just pointing out that we both did exactly the same thing.
25:07We didn't though.
25:08Oh, just leave, Mum.
25:09Oh, love.
25:10Go.
25:11You think neon pink would stick in your edges?
25:12I know, right?
25:13Oh.
25:14Oh.
25:15Oh.
25:16Oh.
25:17Oh.
25:18Oh.
25:19Oh.
25:20Oh.
25:21Oh.
25:22Oh.
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26:29day, and I want to take my mind off it.
26:32Plus, it'll help Glenda out and all.
26:35What, are you worried I'll trance you?
26:37No.
26:38Well, come on, then.
26:39I will not stop asking
26:41until you say yes.
26:44Oh, just say yes for everyone's sake.
26:46All right.
26:47He's in.
26:49He's in.
26:52This is not going to end well.
26:59You were only in the background for, like, two seconds.
27:10It was on her socials for an hour, tops.
27:11Yeah, can you see who viewed it?
27:13No, but only my friends can view my posts,
27:16and I saw that it only had two likes before I deleted it.
27:18Who?
27:20No-one that'd recognise you.
27:21Okay.
27:23You'll probably be fine.
27:26I hate this.
27:28I know.
27:28No, it's not fair.
27:31Yeah.
27:32I shouldn't have to worry about posting a funny video
27:34of my mum online.
27:35Come here, boop.
27:36No, stop calling me that.
27:37I'm not a kid anymore.
27:39Okay, I'm sorry.
27:40Yeah, and you can stop saying that as well,
27:41cos I'm sick of hearing it.
27:43I just want life to go back to normal.
27:46You wish I wasn't here?
27:49No.
27:50Yeah, I'm glad that you're here.
27:51I just wish it wasn't this massive, dangerous secret.
27:53Yeah, it won't be forever.
27:55Yeah, so you keep saying.
27:55I'm going to go out.
28:00I'll see you later.
28:02No, Betsy, wait.
28:04Out where?
28:07Right, all right.
28:09Just text me when you get wherever you're going
28:11and make sure you're back at a decent time, please.
28:12Oh, wow.
28:29It feels really good.
28:31How are you feeling now?
28:32De-stressed?
28:33Yeah.
28:34Suck it.
28:42Oh.
28:42There is me.
28:49I wish you'd answer your phone.
28:52The scan go well.
28:55Really good.
28:56I wasn't there for it.
28:58I promise you I'm not going to miss anything else, all right?
29:01First smile.
29:03First burp.
29:05First air cut.
29:06First tooth.
29:07I'm going to be by your side for all of it, all right?
29:09I mean, I know we've both done it before and everything, but
29:13I genuinely can't wait to do it all with you.
29:16I love you.
29:19Okay.
29:31Okay, hello.
29:32I love you, too.
29:35How was the scan?
29:36What are we having?
29:38A baby.
29:39Very funny.
29:40Boy or girl?
29:42I don't know.
29:43I didn't go.
29:44What?
29:45No.
29:46I didn't want to go without you.
29:48Oh, I'm such an idiot.
29:50I'm so sorry.
29:51It's okay.
29:53How are you holding up in there?
29:55It's hot.
29:56Really hot.
29:56And it stinks.
29:57Why is it smelly?
29:59Well, I don't know.
29:59Someone keeps farting.
30:02I thought you said that you're in there on your own...
30:04Ooh, David!
30:05I can't help it.
30:07I need a wee and a little door.
30:09I hope they hurry up and get here,
30:10or else there's going to be a puddle to clear up.
30:13All right, well, keep us updated, won't you?
30:15Will do.
30:16I love you.
30:17Love you, too.
30:18Bye.
30:19Bye-bye.
30:21Aw, poor David.
30:22He's a plonker.
30:23Yeah, but he's a good dad.
30:25Yeah.
30:26There's no-one else I'd rather do this with again.
30:28You know, you're really good at this.
30:33Thanks.
30:34It was actually quite therapeutic.
30:36Well, why the reluctance then to go and work at the salon?
30:39I don't know.
30:40When Audrey mentioned it,
30:41it just felt like it would be a step back
30:43and not into a good time in my life.
30:45Hmm.
30:47And now?
30:50Not sure.
30:50We're five for five, ladies and gentlemen.
30:57Five for five?
30:58They're not even an item.
30:59Well, can we make it six in a row?
31:01Ready?
31:03OK.
31:04So what item of clothing would Todd save first from a fire?
31:09Todd, turn yours on one, two, three.
31:15What?
31:16Really?
31:17Yeah, there's a bit of a story behind it.
31:19Oh, do tell.
31:21Oh, it's not exactly family-friendly.
31:24Enough said.
31:25But the question is,
31:27did Billy put cowboy boots?
31:30Drum roll.
31:33Oh, he did!
31:35Oh, you did.
31:35Oh, you did.
31:35Oh, you did.
31:37What can I say?
31:41Match made in heaven.
31:42I think that's enough for me.
31:50Are you sure?
31:50Yeah.
31:52OK, give these a big round of applause
31:54to our current leader, Gillian Todd.
31:58Who's going after him?
32:00Who?
32:01You know who.
32:03Let's see if our final contestants can beat them.
32:06Please welcome Alia and Adam.
32:11Woo!
32:15What's up with you?
32:16Just, I don't like being used as a pawn
32:19in whatever game you're playing with Theo, that's all.
32:21I'm not playing games.
32:22What?
32:23I'm not.
32:23I know you, Todd.
32:26You're always plotting something.
32:28He'll be really upset.
32:29Good.
32:30Drink?
32:31No.
32:33And go home.
32:34Oh, come on, don't be like that.
32:36Billy!
32:38Well, you've driven two men away.
32:39In as many minutes.
32:41That's a record, even for you, Todd.
32:42You should have seen what he wrote.
33:00He hates me.
33:02Well, ask if it really is, Jack.
33:03Oh, it is.
33:04There's absolutely no punctuation in it.
33:08Hey.
33:09Come on.
33:10Things all get better.
33:12How?
33:13I've got no house, no job, no money.
33:16Sorry, babe.
33:18But what are you doing?
33:19Just rolling over and let Kevin take the law?
33:22He's got a nice house, successful business.
33:25You're entitled to half if you get divorced.
33:28Go away, Tracy.
33:33She's unreal there.
33:35I'm trying to be the best buds again.
33:36OK.
33:36Adam says Alia's worst trait is...
33:39You going, then?
34:01Uh, yeah.
34:04Yeah, I've booked a hotel.
34:13I'm sorry.
34:16I messed up.
34:18Me, not you.
34:19I should never have said it was your fault that I cheated.
34:24That's all I wanted to tell you in the pub, but...
34:26I'm sorry.
34:31I hate myself.
34:32Why did you do it, then?
34:37It...
34:37It wrecked my head.
34:41You know, the thought of you and him over there.
34:44So you wanted to get back at me?
34:48Yeah.
34:48You say there's nothing going on between you and Billy, that you're just friends, and you're just Summer's dads.
34:58We are.
34:59But you lied to be with him.
35:02You know, you confide in him, not me, about an health scare.
35:07I've lived a lie for so long.
35:09I can smell it on people.
35:10I knew you were hiding something, and I got paranoid.
35:15It's not a reason to sleep with some random.
35:21Yeah.
35:22I know.
35:27I'm sorry.
35:28I'm sorry.
35:40I was supposed to whisk it off.
35:54Wait.
35:58Don't go.
36:05Oh, hi, Cassie.
36:06Hiya.
36:07Got your bread.
36:09What?
36:09I bought some this morning when I saw we'd finished, and Steve got some before his shift.
36:15Yeah, and I got some because I thought Steve would ignore me as per usual.
36:18Well, it looks like we're on butties for every meal for a few days now.
36:24Is everything all right?
36:26Not really, Ken.
36:27I tried to talk to Fizz, and it just made things worse.
36:30Do you know, Summer, we wouldn't be drowning in bread if there wasn't so many people living here.
36:35Admit it, Dad.
36:36It's getting ridiculous.
36:37One more person, and we'd have to register as an HMO.
36:41Oh, shut up, Tracy.
36:42Oh, yes.
36:43Shut up, Tracy, and eat your bread sandwich.
36:46If you've got an issue with the living conditions, simple answer, move out.
36:51As if.
36:53Last in, first out.
36:55That's enough.
36:57Cassie's going nowhere.
36:58You're going to like it or lump it.
37:02I promise I'll find a job soon, Roy.
37:04I don't expect to live here rent-free.
37:05Oh, please, don't put yourself under, under your pressure.
37:09I know you're not the type to take advantage.
37:11Though, look, I think I'll just be going up now.
37:15All right, well, I'll be up in a bit.
37:16If you could just make sure that...
37:17Oh, you're not, I'll make sure everything's spick and span, and I'll lock up after Carl's gone.
37:20Right, I will.
37:21I bid you goodnight.
37:22Goodnight, Roy.
37:23Goodnight.
37:30What are you doing?
37:31Making sure we don't wake Alfie up.
37:34What?
37:35He's just knocked into the blow-up bed.
37:37No, he's all right.
37:40Alfie's still snoring.
37:43Well, I can't wait to get her own place.
37:46I want to get Alfie one of those, um, one of those car beds for his bedroom.
37:51Yeah.
37:55But I do think that Tracy might have had a point earlier on.
38:00About what?
38:02Well, you are entitled to half of Kevin's assets.
38:07I hadn't thought about going down the divorce route yet.
38:10You can have to sooner or later.
38:12Maybe it's a good idea to rip the plaster off now.
38:15Less hurt in the long run.
38:18Right, I don't know if I can do it to him.
38:21And Jack is already so angry with me.
38:23He'll get over it.
38:24Like, they both will, but you need to think about Alfie.
38:27He deserves to live somewhere nice, doesn't he?
38:29Yeah.
38:30There you go, then.
38:33So, you get the ball rolling on the divorce.
38:37And then we can move forward together as a family.
38:41Are you all right?
38:41I'll, I'll speak to someone about it tomorrow.
38:43It was a shock this morning, seeing some stranger here.
38:59I know.
39:01Wearing my dressing gown.
39:02I am so sorry.
39:10I don't know why I did it.
39:17Must be so messed up to sabotage any happiness that I might have.
39:23You were jealous of me and Billy.
39:25You were angry.
39:29Yeah, I was.
39:32I, um...
39:33I wanted you to hurt like I was hurting.
39:38Can you understand that?
39:40Of course I can.
39:42It's exactly what I just did to you in the pub.
39:48Glad I'll hand it to you.
39:49You really know how to stick the knife in.
39:51I got the message.
39:54Half the pub did and all.
39:57I'm sorry, all right?
39:58I, I was out of order.
39:59I, I take things too far.
40:01I do.
40:04Watching you and Billy get all the questions right.
40:06That was really hard.
40:09Really hard.
40:11I mean,
40:12you are a match made in heaven.
40:13No, we've just known each other for forever.
40:20But I can see how me spending so much time with him could make you uneasy.
40:34What are you saying?
40:35I'm saying...
40:36I can accept that I'm
40:39not the easiest person to live with.
40:42So,
40:43I should be grateful that
40:45you want me.
40:48But you have got to promise
40:50that you will never do anything like this again.
40:59I, I promise.
41:01I promise.
41:01I promise.
41:01I didn't see for a start.
41:08For both of us.
41:17Anyway, he's on his way home now.
41:18Oh, poor David.
41:20All day stuck in a lift.
41:21Oh no,
41:21I think he was just pleased that there was no one else stuck in there with him.
41:24Yeah,
41:24and I'm just sorry that you never got to your scan.
41:27Oh no, it's fine.
41:28Honestly, they rescheduled it.
41:29Right.
41:30Anyway,
41:30Bethany was excellent at looking after me and keeping me calm.
41:34Also,
41:34I've had a think about your offer.
41:36Right.
41:37And I would like to accept.
41:39Really?
41:39Yeah.
41:40Yeah,
41:40it'll be nice to work with my family for a while.
41:42Oh,
41:42that's lovely,
41:43sweetheart.
41:44You can start tomorrow.
41:45Oh?
41:46Cheers.
41:48I was
41:49going to come around tomorrow to say I'm sorry.
41:52I promise I'll,
41:53I'll keep you
41:54well out of it in future.
41:55Yeah.
41:57For you and
41:58Theo,
41:58you,
41:59you're all right now?
42:00Yeah,
42:01I mean,
42:01he was
42:02a bit upset
42:03that I didn't tell him I was ill,
42:06but
42:06we're figuring it out.
42:09That's good to hear you.
42:11Listen,
42:12Billy,
42:12I
42:13really appreciate
42:15everything that you've done for me
42:16these last few days.
42:17It's no problem.
42:19We're mates,
42:19aren't we?
42:21Yeah.
42:21Yeah.
42:21But I do think
42:25it'd be better for everyone
42:27if we
42:27kept our distance
42:29for a while.
42:33All right.
42:35I just,
42:36I need to fix things with Theo.
42:39He means too much to me
42:40to
42:40let him just walk out of my life.
42:43You do understand,
42:44don't you?
42:45Yeah.
42:47Yeah.
42:48Of course.
42:50Thanks.
42:55All right,
42:55well,
42:55I guess I'll just
42:59see you around then,
43:02I suppose.
43:05Bye.
43:05Bye.
43:05I love you.
43:32I love you too.
43:35No more secrets,
43:37yeah?
43:40Yeah.
43:42Come on.
43:43Come on.
43:43I love you too.
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