Big Brother Season 03 Episode 17
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00:00I can't tell a joke. You were the least fine. I think Dela might be a little bit upset.
00:06Dr. Caroline, administer the medicine. Now.
00:11Hold your nose. Hold your nose.
00:14Caroline, please go away from here.
00:17Patient Sam, you have been diagnosed with chronic spineless disorder.
00:23Your doctors will soon begin administering a course of probing questions.
00:28Oh, my God.
00:35This is how.
00:58Dear 18, 10.22am.
01:11For this week's shopping task, the Big Brother house has been transformed into BB General Hospital.
01:21Morning.
01:23Come to the bambam for the reload.
01:26Come to the bambam for the reload.
01:30Morning.
01:34Bopped him wrong.
01:37Oh.
01:39Oh, hospital.
01:41There she goes.
01:43Oh, this is far.
01:45Ah, you need the hospital, babe.
01:47What the helly-belly.
01:49Oh, my God.
01:50Oh, my gosh.
01:51Is this some active IV drip?
01:53Because I would really like one.
01:55Oh, I love it.
01:56This is brilliant.
01:58Ugh.
01:58Housemates, welcome to BB General Hospital.
02:05BB General is struggling in the National League table and currently carries a needs improvement rating.
02:11Ha, fair.
02:12To secure a luxury shopping budget this week, you must work to earn points which push BB General into the exceptional rating zone.
02:20To do this, you'll step into the roles of doctors, nurses, and patients.
02:27Dear Caroline, please don't be a doctor.
02:29I believe it will be a doctor.
02:31The following housemates will become the patients.
02:35Zela.
02:36Fuck.
02:38Tate.
02:39Ah, of course.
02:40Yeah.
02:40Nancy.
02:41Oh, my God.
02:42Elsa.
02:43Oh, God.
02:44Sam.
02:44Oh, God.
02:46And Tasia.
02:47Yay!
02:48Yay!
02:50But we'll make the hospital very cute.
02:54Yeah.
02:54Don't you worry.
02:55The housemates that will transform into nurses are Cameron.
03:00Yay!
03:01Yes, Cami.
03:02And Baisola.
03:04I'm a doctor, baby.
03:05Richard, you will take on the role of the matron.
03:10Oh, you are.
03:11Ah, okay.
03:12So all behave yourselves, please.
03:13The housemates who will become the doctors overseeing diagnosis and treatment will be...
03:19Yeah.
03:19Fuck off, it's Caroline.
03:23Marcus.
03:24Yep, I'm ready for that job.
03:25Jenny.
03:26You're so fucked.
03:29And Caroline.
03:30What the hell is it?
03:32What the hell is it?
03:33I'm very serious.
03:34Big brother has a sense of humour because what the hell is it?
03:36Oh, this is brilliant.
03:38One thirty-four p.m.
03:48The patients are getting to know each other.
03:52So what are you in there for, mate?
03:54Sexy-itis.
03:56Can I catch it?
03:57I think you'll be okay.
03:58I have a kissing disease.
04:00Kissing disease?
04:01I wonder which doctor prescribed you with that.
04:05Jenny.
04:05I wanted the other one.
04:09Caroline?
04:10No.
04:11Dr. Marcus.
04:12Oh.
04:14He wasn't a very good doctor, trust me.
04:17The doctors have been tasked with diagnosing their patients.
04:22Well, whining it is, is Sam because all he does is moan.
04:26Lazy bone syndrome is Elsa because she's never already up there.
04:30Out of the ones that we've got there, we'd say I would go for spineless disorder because
04:34of the nominations and he was there for about half an hour.
04:37He doesn't have the balls, do you see how he feels?
04:41He was rubbish at that.
04:42And he was doing this.
04:43And he was taking a rash off his neck.
04:45He was getting rid of his spine.
04:46Right, we'll put it in.
04:47We'll give it to you.
04:48So out of the three left, Tasia, Nancy, Zila.
04:53Well, you've got a personality transplant.
04:55You want someone to have a better personality.
04:56Who would that be?
04:57And this is a hard one.
04:58A whole new personality.
04:59Right, personality transplant.
05:01I'm going Nancy and I'm giving funny bones to him two.
05:04The three of them.
05:04But you're only telling that about Nancy because of what happened to you.
05:07Are you being biased?
05:08No, I'm just, there's three people left.
05:10And if you ask me, Tasia and Zila are funny.
05:13This is broken funny bone.
05:15Means they're not funny.
05:16Aye, so give it to Nancy.
05:17She's not funny.
05:19I don't think any of them need a personality transplant.
05:21That's the last thing I'd give to Tasia.
05:23Personality transplant could be tight.
05:25That last?
05:25Oh, yeah.
05:26I need spine this, look.
05:28Spine, yeah.
05:29Yeah.
05:31I swap waiting for Tasia just because of the markers.
05:35Markers!
05:36And then...
05:37Spine's daughter.
05:38Yeah.
05:38That is...
05:39Hang on.
05:40Couldn't have got it any better.
05:41That's perfect now.
05:42I think it's perfect.
05:42Okay.
05:43Okay.
05:481.58pm.
05:51All of the patients are asleep on the ward.
06:01Hello.
06:02Who's speaking, please?
06:03This is a disgrace.
06:04The patients are sleeping on the ward.
06:07Yes, they're all resting well.
06:09They're not resting.
06:10Wake them up immediately.
06:11That's you.
06:13Wake up!
06:14Oh!
06:16Wake up!
06:17Wake up!
06:18He put the phone down on me.
06:20Who was it?
06:21Jeremy Gay.
06:22Jeremy Gay.
06:24Doctor's orders.
06:25Oh.
06:26What are they actually doing in there?
06:28I'm bringing them back again.
06:35Matron speaking.
06:36Hello, Matron.
06:37Is it true that the patients are sleeping on the ward?
06:40Well, they were until you sent us a message that said we had to wake them up.
06:43So they are now awake.
06:44They are now awake.
06:45Perfect.
06:46Why were they?
06:47Why were they sleeping?
06:48Well, they are because they're in a healing process.
06:51This is a fucking game, Richard.
06:53They're not in a healing process.
06:55There's what all wrong with them.
06:56Shut your mouth.
06:57It's my ward and I'm going to make sure if my patients need rest and I'll make sure they get it.
07:01Did you just say shut your mouth?
07:02When you're ready to speak in a more civilised tone, please call me back.
07:05Goodbye.
07:05Well, two or five p.m.
07:18The doctors have come to the ward to deliver their diagnoses.
07:23Who and why have you chosen to diagnose with lazy bones?
07:28This may come as a surprise to everybody, but it's got to be Elsa.
07:34I've never seen her wash up.
07:36I've never seen her run about.
07:39Yeah, she's just the one lazy cow.
07:41Wow.
07:43Wow.
07:44The picture's nice.
07:48Dr. Caroline, which two housemates have you chosen to diagnose with a broken funny bone?
07:55Well, we have picked Zila because I've never heard him tell a joke.
08:01What?
08:01Can't go to the sex people.
08:05Well, you were the least funny.
08:08Sorry.
08:09You know, I love you, but it's a trough.
08:12Okay, Nancy.
08:14Because her picture looks like she wants to kill someone.
08:18True.
08:18Yeah, that's what I think.
08:19Oh, Jesus, yeah.
08:20Which patient have you diagnosed with the need to have a personality transplant?
08:30Okay, unanimously.
08:32Unanimously.
08:33I was...
08:34Unanimously.
08:34This was not hard at all.
08:37At all.
08:38Tate.
08:39And the reason for Tate is that horrendous, horrendous, horrendous laugh.
08:44And also, it's just boring.
08:47Quite terrible to be around, to be honest.
08:48Dr. Caroline, who have you diagnosed with whingitis?
08:54We thought all of you were a bit like that.
08:57But mainly, Tasia.
09:01No back, no back, no back.
09:04Whinge, whinge, whinge.
09:06Oh, get a line to me.
09:07Just put it on my bed.
09:08This is a...
09:09Just put it on my bed, Caroline.
09:11I've had enough now.
09:13Can you stop whinging?
09:14No.
09:15I've got a disease, clearly.
09:16Who have you diagnosed with chronic spineless disorder?
09:25Okay, we picked this person quite easily, didn't we?
09:30But we picked Sam.
09:31He's never said a bad word.
09:33And in his head, he must have some real evil there somewhere.
09:36It holds in, and we want to get it out.
09:38So you need to grow some balls, mate.
09:39Sam, openly, admitted to me, the Allardy doesn't have a backbone.
09:45Son, Em.
09:45Thanks, Son, Em.
09:46You're welcome.
09:49I think Zeland might be a little bit offset.
09:52Yeah.
09:52The popcorn is not even for me.
09:54Doctor, I've got this feeling deep inside of me, deep inside of me.
10:182.32 p.m.
10:19Meert and Richard is discussing lunch options with the ward.
10:28For your dining pleasure, we have prepared for you...
10:32Oh, no.
10:33Listen, please.
10:35...congealed chicken scraps with soggy cabbage, pulpy vegetable hash, and lumpy lukewarm gravy.
10:43Yum, yum.
10:44What, there's nothing else? No juice, apple juice?
10:48Winditis, you need to lower it.
10:49I haven't been treated yet.
10:51Yeah, we can tell.
10:53This is Big Brother.
10:57As part of Big Brother's General Hospital's mission
10:59to improve its rating and enhance patient care
11:03and secure a little extra hospital funding,
11:06patients will now have the opportunity
11:08to upgrade to private health care.
11:12But how much?
11:13I've got no balls.
11:15Private health care comes with a range of luxurious benefits,
11:20including a gourmet feast featuring
11:23toasted artisan ciabatta sandwiches
11:27with Mediterranean mezzet salad and marinated olives.
11:31What?
11:32Oh, I'm upgrading.
11:34I don't care how much it costs.
11:35But how many eyeballs do you guys have?
11:36None.
11:37I've got none.
11:39I've got nothing left.
11:41I've got 50 knives left.
11:42I'll splash all of them if I need to.
11:44Tasia, don't rack up the prices.
11:46Sorry.
11:47An upgrade will cost you five eyes.
11:50Done.
11:51I'll do it.
11:51Done.
11:52I'll do it.
11:53Done.
11:53Done, mate.
11:54Me.
11:55I also do have eyes.
11:56Who wishes to experience the gorgeous plush perks
12:00of private health care?
12:02Me, me, me, me.
12:132.49pm.
12:15Matron Richard has come to speak to Big Brother.
12:20Hello, Matron.
12:20Good afternoon, BB.
12:22And how are you this fine, fine day?
12:23If you're not feeling on form, you can come and stay in my lovely hospital if you like.
12:27Richard, are doctors following doctor's etiquette?
12:31Who is the ultimate boss on, not concerning medication and diagnosis, that's for the doctors,
12:36of course, but in terms of just the running of the ward, the way patients are addressed,
12:40et cetera, et cetera, and the way they're treated, who has the final say there?
12:43I think it should be me, but I'm just checking with you.
12:48If the matron is running the ward, he should be allowed to do so without being undermined
12:56by other members of staff, just in the same way as I wouldn't even remotely dream of undermining
13:01their diagnoses or whatever medication they may prescribe.
13:04Everyone has to keep within their own sphere of operation, don't you think?
13:08Patience, Zila and Tasia are talking about Tate.
13:15As a friend, I feel like I'm getting along with him a lot more than last few days.
13:18Yeah, I feel like you guys have stuff in common as well about your fitness and that.
13:21Yeah, but something that's really important to me is like, you know, I like to know what
13:25people stand, especially with like...
13:26Yeah, and I don't know where, and also I don't have that relationship like you guys have.
13:31I'm not going to write it off because it's not to say we won't develop a relationship.
13:35Yeah.
13:35But I just don't, I've been there long enough, I can kind of see who I'm going to be tight
13:40with and who I'm not.
13:42Yeah.
13:42I'm not open to it, do you know what I mean?
13:44Yeah.
13:44We'll just say.
13:523.10pm.
13:55Nurses Cameron and Fia Scholler are delivering lunches and upgraded luxuries.
14:01I can't eat this, I can't eat this stuff.
14:12Oh, there's your pillow.
14:13Oh, you've got a pillowcase as well.
14:17This is worth it.
14:18This is so worth it.
14:20Eat it now.
14:21No.
14:22My spine's growing, my spine's telling me now.
14:25Eat it, stop.
14:26Buy it, buy it, buy it, buy it.
14:29Oh, my God, buy it.
14:31No.
14:32It's uncurable.
14:33I'd rather die without the spine.
14:37Here comes the chain.
14:40Chew, chew, chew, chew.
14:41What do you know?
14:42I'm feeling it.
14:45There you go, that's that backbone growing.
14:47I want to get home.
14:49This is Big Brother.
14:52Would Sam come to the diary room?
14:54Absolutely.
14:55Can you give me a turn?
14:56Oh, fuck off.
14:59Honestly, fuck off.
15:01Should I put that last bit dangerous there?
15:03Yeah, sure.
15:04Oh, there she is.
15:05Hello, Sam.
15:10How are you feeling?
15:13Surprisingly, worse than when I entered the fucking hospital.
15:17This is hell.
15:20I've never eaten such shit food in my life.
15:24It's freezing cold.
15:26It tastes like something and my dog would sick up.
15:29I've never eaten meat of that substance, that texture in my life.
15:34It's mushy.
15:35Why is the chicken mushy?
15:37It looks like it's straight out of a tin.
15:39Like it's giving dog food.
15:40I wouldn't be surprised if you said, ha ha, gotcha, this is dog food.
15:43I'd be like, sure, I can buy that.
15:46This is dog food, babe.
15:47And it's not good.
15:49I can't be doing this.
15:50Like, honestly.
15:52If I wasn't ready for eviction, I'd be like, get me home now.
15:55This is hell.
15:57Elsa, how are we?
16:08You've got the thousand yard stare.
16:10What is the thousand yard stare?
16:12It's like after people have been to war, they come back and they're just zoned out.
16:16Oh, I haven't been there before.
16:21Yeah.
16:22In this life.
16:26I would have.
16:28If my army application went through.
16:30Yeah.
16:32This is Big Brother.
16:34Dr. Marcus, read out the treatment plan for the lazy bones.
16:40The treatment for lazy bone syndrome comes in the form of pills, which have been proven
16:44get recipients up on their feet and moving.
16:47The pills will be delivered when you hear this medication sound.
16:53That's pretty cool.
16:54After the sound plays, the pills will begin appearing outside in the hospital grounds.
17:00The patient will have 60 seconds to collect all the pills and put them inside the medication boxes.
17:06Failure to collect and box up all the pills within 60 seconds will result in a failed treatment attempt
17:12and will cause rating points to be deducted from the final total.
17:15This is Big Brother.
17:18Dr. Caroline, to treat a case of whingitis, medicine must be inserted into the patient's mouth.
17:26Administer the medicine now.
17:28Oh, God.
17:29No.
17:31I fucking stink.
17:32Oh, my God.
17:33I can't, I have to.
17:34How do you know?
17:35Get her.
17:35Easy.
17:36How do you know?
17:37I don't know.
17:38I'm happy.
17:38Come on.
17:38It's good.
17:39It's not going to hurt.
17:39I swear.
17:40It's not.
17:40Oh, my God.
17:41talk to me.
17:41Come on, come on now, now.
17:43Right, no, she's, look.
17:45Come on.
17:47We'll lose the time.
17:55She hit me in the eye.
17:59It's on her cheek.
18:03Oh no, she's crying.
18:05I'm not doing it, I can't do it.
18:07Do you want to do it or not?
18:09Come on, head back.
18:11One, two, fell all over my pyjamas.
18:13It's too late.
18:15Tay-ja!
18:17Tay-ja!
18:19Tay-ja!
18:21Tay-ja!
18:23Water, water!
18:25Wow, wow!
18:27Unbelievable!
18:29Didn't taste this bad, did it?
18:31That was unbelievable, honestly, well done.
18:35She took one for the team there.
18:37Well done, Taja.
18:41Alright, broken funny bone treatment.
18:43The treatment consists of the patient wearing the following.
18:46Clown wig.
18:48Clown makeup.
18:49Not on my beard, Jenny.
18:51Oh, fuck this, man.
18:52Clown nose.
18:53Ow.
18:54Is everyone clear?
18:56Yeah, clowns are kind of terrifying.
18:585.19pm.
19:10Do you want to go outside for fresh air?
19:12I think you need to.
19:14Caroline, please get away from me. Please.
19:16I had to do it. You said...
19:17I said don't do it and you said...
19:19You didn't need to squirt all over me.
19:21But you wouldn't go in your mouth.
19:23So you squirted it all over me because it wouldn't go in my mouth.
19:25Can you explain it? I just tried to get it in my mouth.
19:27You were all laughing at the first bit.
19:29No, it wasn't funny.
19:31Oh, God.
19:32Fringy.
19:35Trouble again.
19:37Big trouble again.
19:42She told me to get away from her.
19:44She'd be better if she just refused it all.
19:46Yeah.
19:49I'm not doing that.
19:50Can I go to the diary?
19:51Yeah, I'm going to the diary.
19:52Let's just at least try and...
19:57I don't care. The task is bad.
19:58I know you don't. The task is bad.
19:59You're not. You're not. You're not.
20:00Oh, I know.
20:02Stop. Talk to me.
20:03Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
20:04Stop. Stop.
20:05You're going to feel it because you're out.
20:06Hello.
20:07Hello, Taycha. How are you?
20:17Why the fuck? I'm...
20:19I actually can't talk because I'm so angry.
20:23Caroline.
20:24She was obviously just too syringe-happy, just squirting everywhere.
20:28My whole bed stinks.
20:29My pyjama stinks.
20:30It's in my hair.
20:32I'm actually so fuming.
20:34Oh, my God.
20:35I love Caroline, but she just gets too into things sometimes.
20:39Okay, yeah.
20:40Maybe...
20:41It wasn't her intention, probably, to squirt everywhere and make me stink.
20:44She probably wasn't thinking because she doesn't think very much.
20:47So, she was just thinking, let me just squirt it and try and get it in her mouth,
20:51which is just not a good approach because squirting it all over me is not going to make me drink it.
20:57I don't care if it was acid or I stink.
20:59And now nobody's getting luxury because I'm crying and I'm whinging because I stink.
21:06She needs to never speak to me again.
21:086 or 7 p.m.
21:336 or 7 p.m.
21:356 or 7 p.m.
21:37This is big brother Tate.
21:42You have been diagnosed as requiring a full personality transplant.
21:47It's now the doctor's task to carefully remove your undesirable traits to improve your overall personality.
21:56Two doctors at a time must pick up one of the bad personality traits.
22:01The aim is to work together to move the surgery tool along the wire without hitting a nerve.
22:07If you touch the wire and hit a nerve, the light will flash and the patient will experience pain.
22:14Doctors, you have a limited time to complete the procedure.
22:18The procedure starts now.
22:20Right, let's do it.
22:21Gentle, gentle.
22:23Oh shit, they can't touch that.
22:26Are you alright mate?
22:27Yeah, sound mate.
22:28Yeah, sound mate.
22:29Oh!
22:30Fuck!
22:31Oh!
22:32I'd rather it was me here than Marcus.
22:34He'd be squealing like a little piggy.
22:36Oh!
22:37Are you alright Tate?
22:38Yeah, sound whatever.
22:39Okay.
22:40I don't want to hurt my Tate.
22:41I don't want him useless.
22:42Come on, come on now.
22:43Speed through it.
22:44Speed through it.
22:45Speed through it.
22:46Oh no!
22:48We're nearly there now mate!
22:51Oh!
22:52How was that?
22:53Yeah, easy mate.
22:55Your time starts now.
22:58Oh, here we go!
23:03Oh my god!
23:05Are you alright?
23:06Jason!
23:07Fucking take it out of the way!
23:09Fuck!
23:10Jake!
23:11What are you saying?
23:12Do you got this?
23:13Slow and steady ones.
23:14Don't drag it.
23:15Don't drag it.
23:16Are you alright?
23:17Don't drag it.
23:18That was interesting.
23:21Well done.
23:22This is big brother.
23:23Well done patient Tate.
23:26You have successfully completed your transplant
23:29and now have a shiny new personality.
23:32Yay!
23:34There we are.
23:356.46pm.
23:45Oh!
23:46I forgot we had a phone.
23:48Hello.
23:49BB General Hospital.
23:50Would you do us a big favour please?
23:52We need three cups of tea.
23:54Okay.
23:56Two with oat milk.
23:57Just a splash.
23:58Not too much oat milk.
23:59Okay.
24:00No problem.
24:01Thank you so much.
24:02And also...
24:03Answer her phone.
24:04Of course there's no fucking food.
24:05Of course there's no fucking food.
24:06They want teas.
24:07They want what?
24:08Teas.
24:09Oh just a couple of some tea?
24:10Yeah.
24:11Alright.
24:12If we do get the economy then we will make sure they have the worst food.
24:15They can have uncooked chicken.
24:16Yeah.
24:17And they can just have wheater bricks with no, nothing on it.
24:18With water.
24:19This is the longest cup of tea ever.
24:20I know.
24:21Ring them again, Marcus.
24:22Yeah.
24:23Go on Marcus.
24:24Can you say what the fuck?
24:25Well don't swear please.
24:26I say what the fucking old fuck.
24:27No don't swear.
24:28I say what the fucking old fuck.
24:29I don't swear.
24:30Oh no.
24:31I don't swear.
24:32I say what the fucking old fuck.
24:33I say what the fucking old fuck.
24:34No don't swear.
24:37Oh.
24:43Good evening.
24:45Can I have an ETA on the cups of tea please.
24:48At this moment, we can't leave the ward
24:52because there aren't enough personnel here at this time.
24:55They can come in and get it.
24:55Oh, but she's saying if you are feeling sufficiently energetic,
25:00you can always come and fetch it yourself.
25:01It's sitting here ready for you.
25:03No, no, that won't be necessary.
25:05We will wait.
25:06What did he say all that time?
25:09There's only two...
25:10Oh, it's job's work.
25:12...nurses in the ward at the moment,
25:15so therefore they have to wait until they're all back inside.
25:18I wonder why they're always on strike.
25:20It's because they don't want to go to work.
25:24When do the doctors ever go on strike?
25:25They're fucking always on strike.
25:27As they're trained.
25:30Patient Tate is in the diary room.
25:33How is life on the ward?
25:35Life on the ward is good.
25:37I feel like I've done my bit through suffering.
25:39How are your other patients coping?
25:42Well, they all smell a lot.
25:44A couple of brokies in the ward as well
25:46that I think are a bit jealous of us rich guys.
25:50Tasia, despite being part of the members' club,
25:53is not coping very well.
25:55The phrase,
25:56you can lead a horse to water, comes to mind.
25:58You can only help the sick if they want to be helped.
26:00And Tasia, it would seem,
26:02did not want to be cured of wingitis.
26:04Carolyn tried to step in and forcibly cure her.
26:07And, yeah, it all went downhill from there.
26:11I think the whinging might carry on.
26:15Depends on if she's got the smell out of her new silk jammies.
26:20All the work we've just done,
26:22we can't even get a cup of tea.
26:24And it's going cold out there.
26:26Can you ring up again, please?
26:28Come on.
26:29I'll ring up.
26:30Ring up, Caroline, and I'm telling you, give it to...
26:32Give it to that stupid matron.
26:34Give it to the mic.
26:36Oh, here we go.
26:40General Hospital Towers.
26:42Is that matron?
26:43Yes.
26:43Can we have our teas now, please?
26:45We cannot leave...
26:46I don't want to listen to your excuses anymore, matron.
26:50Don't laugh, either.
26:51What's the matter with you?
26:52It's only a cup of tea.
26:55It's not good enough, this asshole.
26:57We save lives.
26:58We need to have our teas.
26:59It's most important thing is to keep the doctors supplied and happy.
27:03See if these teas are freezing,
27:05unpaired, and you haven't thrown them around.
27:137.40pm.
27:21The cafeteria is now closed.
27:23What I'd like to know is the rundown on the patients.
27:26Can you just give me a quick rundown on everybody?
27:28Yes, OK.
27:28Well, bed number one is Sam.
27:30He is still awaiting his procedure, but he's in good spirits about it.
27:34He's looking forward to getting it all sorted out and back on the road to recovery.
27:39Tate is in bed number two, and he is delighted to have completed his procedure.
27:43His personality is streets ahead of what he used to be, and he's in good spirits.
27:48Bed number three is Nancy.
27:50Excuse me, excuse me.
27:51Can you start again?
27:51Managed to keep smiling and walking in a funny, cloudy way.
27:54My turn!
27:55Yes?
27:56I want you to start again, slowly and loud.
28:02Right.
28:03Bed one.
28:05Sam.
28:06He is looking forward to his procedure and is in good spirits about it.
28:12Bed two.
28:14Tate.
28:14His personality is streets ahead of what he used to be, and he also is in good spirits.
28:20Bed three, Nancy, who is recovering extremely well from her medication.
28:27Just give me the last bit again, please.
28:29Why?
28:30Because Martha didn't wipe it down.
28:33He's just been drawing pictures.
28:34Can you start again, please?
28:36And this will be the last one, I promise.
28:38I will do it again, but this will be the last and final time.
28:41Do you understand?
28:42I understand very well.
28:43Off you go, please.
28:44Bed number one is Sam.
28:47He is looking forward to his procedure and is in good spirits about it.
28:52Have you written that down?
28:55No.
28:55Could you repeat again?
28:58It is just the last bit.
28:59No, no, no, I've told you several times now, and I'm not going to go do it again.
29:04Stop messing this up, matron.
29:07It's not me who's messing it up, so shut your face.
29:09Don't you show me to shut my face?
29:11I will, I will.
29:12And he won't open it again until I give you permission.
29:14Oh, shut up.
29:15Now then, bed number five is Teja, who has, as you know, had a rather traumatic experience
29:22with the medicine in the first stage.
29:24Sorry, can you repeat that again?
29:25The very last bit you said, just the very last sentence.
29:31No, no, you've heard it enough times now.
29:33Goodbye.
29:35I think that's enough.
29:36I think we've got him to the absolute edge.
29:38That's spring, that.
29:39Very good point.
29:44Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
29:47Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
29:48Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay.
29:50Good girl.
29:52Open him all, open him all, open him all.
29:53Go, go, go, go, go.
29:55Oh.
29:56Go, go, go, go.
29:59You got this, you got this.
30:01She's on the case.
30:02It's all right.
30:03Yeah.
30:04Yeah.
30:04Yeah.
30:09This is all right.
30:10This is.
30:11Okay.
30:12Go back for it.
30:13Got it.
30:16Oh, my God.
30:17Go back.
30:20Oh, Dima.
30:21Pills and foxes.
30:23We got to get them.
30:26I can't even leave my hospital bed.
30:308.54 p.m.
30:42Big Brother has gathered Sam and the doctors for his procedure.
30:50Oh, there we go.
30:55No.
30:55Oh, no.
30:56This is Big Brother.
30:58Patient Sam, you have been diagnosed by the doctors at Big Brother's General Hospital with chronic spineless disorder.
31:07To treat your condition, you will now undergo a procedure designed to help you grow a healthy backbone.
31:16Your doctors will soon begin administering a course of probing questions.
31:24You must respond with full, frank, and honest answers.
31:31Oh, my God.
31:34Sure, Jan, sure.
31:36If your responses show confidence and conviction, your backbone will begin to grow on the doctor's monitor.
31:45Sam, just be honest, fuck it.
31:48Doctors, you should now read the questions aloud to the patient.
31:52Which house, mate, is the best game player?
31:55I think the best game player in the house is Richard.
32:00Richard's gone in and thought of himself and has come to get the most eyeballs, and that's been the most effective.
32:05And he's not been afraid to undercut people or snitch on people to get there.
32:09He's in it for himself.
32:10He's in it to be selfish.
32:12Caroline's loving this.
32:13And he couldn't wait to take the rest of Caroline's balls away from her.
32:16Sam, stand still while your backbone is x-rayed.
32:22It's gone up a little bit there.
32:28Oh, that's good.
32:30Which housemate's approval means the most to the people in the house?
32:38Come on, back, Brian.
32:39I'm going to say Faisola.
32:42I think Faisola does a good job of taking charge of things in the house, whether it's cooking or shopping lists or whatever it is.
32:48So people are more likely to want to get her approval and an opinion as opposed to somebody else's.
32:52Because she's quite headstrong and has quite thought through opinions.
32:57So I think getting approval from her probably means more to most people than others.
33:00I'd say that's for her.
33:03Yeah, me too.
33:04I think that's good.
33:09Oh, that's not great.
33:11Oh, my God.
33:13We're going to lose this, Sam.
33:14Come on.
33:14I'm saying all there is to say.
33:17No, you're not.
33:18I still think you can go harder than that.
33:20Which housemate is the most annoying to live with?
33:21I'm going to go with Caroline.
33:27Caroline's the most annoying to live with because she wakes up in the morning loud and singing and jumping about.
33:33Doesn't care what else feels, if they're tired, if they had a bad sleep or not.
33:36Caroline's the first to get the wine and hide it from everybody else in the rest of the house.
33:40Doesn't care if she gets them or not.
33:41She's very selfish like that.
33:42She's in it for herself.
33:44She's also the only person I can think of that's been the most offensive to some people in the house.
33:48And taking all Richard's balls and she knew it would bankrupt him.
33:53She didn't care about that either.
33:54Won't trust Caroline.
33:55Won't live with her again.
33:57Living with her is the hardest thing about being this whole process, to be honest.
34:04Who do you think is the most easily influenced in the house?
34:09You can be one of the quiet people like you and me, I think.
34:12I'm going to say the easiest influence in the house is Tasia.
34:15Because she's the youngest, I think she's the most impressionable.
34:19I think she's more willing to go along with the crowd than to stick to her own opinion.
34:24And I think maybe she finds more comfort in siding with Fashola and Zila in a situation
34:29as opposed to standing up for herself in a tough situation.
34:36Oh.
34:37One.
34:38It was a bit soft.
34:40I know, but...
34:41But you need to be brutal on this one.
34:42Okay.
34:43Who would you diagnose as the most delusional in the house?
34:48Okay, I'm going to go with Jenny.
34:50I basically was just thinking, like, what's Jenny short for?
34:53And it's not short for genuine, that's for sure.
34:56Jenny is the most delusional because she thinks she'll be the most successful out of here
34:59because she's already doing really, really well.
35:00And I think she thinks she will get a landslide to the final
35:06because of me and Nancy fucking up this week and doing the whole codename thing.
35:10So I think maybe we'll play off that and use it to help get her further in the competition.
35:16We did it, Viles.
35:30My biggest enemy is me, Papa 9-1-1.
35:46My biggest enemy is me, Papa 9-1-1.
35:509-51pm.
35:55The doctors are debriefing on Sam's procedure.
36:01If anyone gets upset over that, then they're twats.
36:04Sorry.
36:04He never even said anything well about it.
36:07And to be fair, you took the fucking...
36:08He said the most about you.
36:11He said the most about you and then me every second.
36:13No one else can be offended if you're not taking offense to it.
36:17I know.
36:17Yeah, but I'd never take offense.
36:19Well, exactly.
36:20So if you're taking it like a fucker, then no one else would have...
36:22No, they're different to me.
36:26And everything you said was right.
36:29Fact.
36:30What was it like?
36:30I was like...
36:32Did anything go down badly?
36:37No.
36:38All of them were good.
36:39All of them were fine, yeah.
36:41We've got a complete estimate in Sam.
36:42I know, yeah.
36:44Let's leave.
36:46You've done well.
36:47Yeah.
36:47I don't know what I would have said.
36:49I know.
36:50I'm more upset, I don't know.
36:52Nah.
36:53No.
36:54How are you feeling, Tasia?
36:55Sound?
36:55Yeah.
36:56Well, you have to...
36:57You have to say it, but...
36:58You have to say it someday.
36:59You have to say what I have to say.
36:59Yeah, but like, I'm glad...
37:01I've heard that.
37:02No.
37:03They've had to say what they had to say.
37:04Yeah.
37:05Big Brother has gathered the housemates to reveal the results of this week's shopping task.
37:21Inspector Jenna.
37:23I'll inspect you.
37:25Oh, I like this corner.
37:26This is Big Brother.
37:29Today, housemates were challenged to improve the performance of Big Brother's General Hospital
37:35by earning rating points to reach an exceptional standard of care.
37:39At the end of a busy shift on the ward, Big Brother can reveal that...
37:48Patient Tate earned 30 rating points by completing his personality transplant.
37:54Yay!
37:57Patient Sam earned 30 rating points by growing a backbone in his spineless syndrome treatment.
38:04Yay!
38:04See what I had to do?
38:09As the other patients successfully completed their treatments, they have gained a further
38:1420 points.
38:16Yay!
38:1820.
38:19However, points were lost for poor staff performance.
38:26Oh, shit.
38:26Dr. Marcus took bedside manner too far by engaging in flirtatious relations with patients...
38:34No, it doesn't mean we're fouled.
38:36It doesn't mean we're fouled.
38:37Dr. Caroline showed poor bedside manner by carelessly administering patient Tasia's
38:43whingitis medicine.
38:45Oh.
38:45Dr. Jenny showed unprofessionalism by shouting at staff members over the phone.
38:51Jenny!
38:52Bye!
38:53Nurse Cameron was seen sleeping on the job in a patient's bed.
38:57Oh, my God!
38:57That's it!
38:58Whoa!
38:59I reckon we've still got one.
38:59Nurses also failed to keep the nurse's station manned with two members of staff at all times,
39:06meaning the medical staff only earned five of the 20 points on offer for completing their
39:13duties to a proper standard.
39:15Sorry, guys.
39:16That's their fault.
39:18Therefore, out of a possible 100 rating points, Big Brother's General Hospital finished with
39:24the score of 85 out of 100.
39:27That's good.
39:28That's good.
39:28That's good.
39:28That's good.
39:30That's a first at uni.
39:31Dr. Marcus, open the envelope and reveal the score required for an exceptional rating.
39:37Oh.
39:40I can't see it.
39:4185!
39:41This is Big Brother, housemates.
40:00Congratulations.
40:02You have earned yourselves a luxury shopping budget.
40:06Oh, my God.
40:17Thank God.
40:2511.46pm.
40:28Tiesia and Elsa are in the bedroom.
40:30I literally feel so good now that we've got Lux, right?
40:32I was thinking, imagine if I got that shit all over me for nothing.
40:36Well, to be fair, that wasn't your fault.
40:38Yeah.
40:40She come on very strong.
40:41Yeah, like she was grabbing your face and forcing you and everything.
40:45Yeah.
40:45I can't believe we needed 85.
40:47I know.
40:48And we got 85.
40:49I know.
40:50It's amazing.
40:53Even, like, that thing, like, that Sam had to do.
40:57Um, obviously, like, I didn't agree with the reasons I thought it was cop-out or whatever.
41:01Like, he had to say someone, so I'm not going to hold against him or be pressed about it.
41:05You just don't know me anyway.
41:06I don't need validation from the invalid, and he's invalid to me because you're not one of my close people.
41:11I don't value, really, your opinion like that.
41:14Nancy and Caroline are talking about Tate.
41:17I was surprised that he didn't nominate me.
41:19Like, I thought it would have been the easiest cop-out for him to go and vote on Sam for this and vote on Nancy for that.
41:24I do know he didn't.
41:25What? Because he voted for Tate?
41:27Oh, yeah, he did.
41:28It was basically fucking...
41:29I thought we can't talk about that.
41:30It was face-to-face.
41:32So, I don't know.
41:34Like, it's fair that he said it was because of the logic, and that's why he didn't nominate me.
41:40It was a cop-out.
41:40That's why we called him spionist.
41:42Not spionist, but he said he needs a personality thing because he's a crybaby.
41:46He's a pussy.
41:48I can see that, yeah.
41:49He's a pussy.
41:50I still like him, though, because of the nominators.
41:51I love him.
41:52I think he's fantastic.
41:53I love him.
41:53I love Marcus.
41:54Oh, yeah.
41:55No, I don't know.
41:55I absolutely adore him.
41:56They've come in here, and they've had the best time of their lives.
41:59I know, but that's the thing.
42:00Like, unfortunately, it's so easy for guys to be like that.
42:04Sam was saying that for Shirley was like, in a nice way, he was, you know, does everything.
42:11Yeah.
42:11Talks and all that.
42:12I just said, I said, she's the awful woman.
42:17I keep saying she's the awful woman of the disciples, which is no horrible thing to say.
42:22Nope.
42:25Cameron's sweet as anything.
42:29God.
42:29He's so sweet.
42:32But he needs to stop lying on my bed.
42:36I'm sorry.
42:37He lies on your bed.
42:38He lies on my bed without the covers.
42:40And his pants, a lot of the time, are quite down, you know?
42:44Yep.
42:45And his shoe's on.
42:47Oh.
42:531.32am.
42:56Elsa has come to the diary room.
42:59From laying in bed, thinking about what to eat now.
43:05We struggled a week, thinking about what to eat now.
43:11Luxury-wide, we have won now.
43:15As a team, we succeeded.
43:19How we say luxury budget.
43:25We have succeeded it.
43:32Zeela and Sam are in the bathroom.
43:35I do not really appreciate you as much as a friend, by the way.
43:38Just as they're insane.
43:39No, completely.
43:41I know that I haven't spoken to you as much in the past few days, but there's been a lot going on.
43:47I wasn't questioning our friendship at all, but I was like, it was genuinely just like,
43:51well, I think you have the whole thing with Jenny.
43:53And because of that night, a lot of us went to come for Jenny because of the nature of it.
44:00In that situation, of course, she was hurt, but there's also like, I should have consciously made the effort to have reassured you, which I didn't do.
44:08So I'm sorry.
44:09I'm glad you said it because it made me feel like a lot like, thank God, I want you to see my head, John May.
44:12You know, from here.
44:12It's like a real thanks, yeah.
44:13Well, regardless of what happens on Friday, either you're still here and, you know, we have time.
44:19And I make sure that, of course, like, I won't be able to fill the void that Nancy lives, but I'm here for you.
44:26Stuff that you're like.
44:27What?
44:28Ow!
44:30Oh, my God, what a pop.
44:34Which of your housemates looked the best in their outfits?
44:38Oh, I think everyone looked good, but I thought especially Marcus.
44:45And how was Dr. Caroline?
44:48Oh, well, I'd say unprofessional because forcefully feeding medicine, flirting with patients,
44:59being bossy with patients, and obviously I think, well, she made me feel quite uncomfortable today seeing how she manhandled Tasia.
45:09I don't think she thinks anything through, and she's obviously quite obnoxious, if that's the right word.
45:15And I was getting quite close with Caroline, but I guess we'll just have to see in these few weeks.
45:22And if she keeps behaving in that way, then she doesn't care about anyone or how they feel.
45:28Nancy and Sam face the public vote.
45:34But what the housemates don't know is this week there's no eviction.
45:40Instead, one housemate will be fake evicted and sent to a secret room to live with two former housemates.
45:49Who goes into that room, you decide.
45:54To vote for the housemate you want to go into the secret room, go online or scan the QR code.
46:01The housemate with the most votes will be sent to the secret room.
46:06Voting's free, and you can vote up to five times.
46:10The vote closes in Friday's show.
46:13Voting's free, and you can vote for the housemate you want to go into the secret room.
46:43And you can vote for the housemate you want to go into the secret room.
46:48Voting's free and
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