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00:04:07It's pretty reckless driving.
00:04:12I'll say it is. You ought to watch where you're going, big boy.
00:04:15What are you trying to do, get away?
00:04:17Out of my way. Out of my way, shorty.
00:04:28I ought to run you in for this.
00:04:30You're big enough to carry me in.
00:04:32Officer, we're terribly sorry.
00:04:34Well, all right, but don't let this happen again.
00:04:36All right. Hey, get out of my car.
00:04:41What are you going to do with that?
00:04:43Put it away.
00:04:44Well, keep it there.
00:04:45Yes. Uh-huh.
00:04:48I'd better hang up. We've been talking for ten minutes.
00:04:51Here comes my heavy date for tonight. Bye.
00:04:56Who are you calling a heavy date?
00:04:58You. Can you wait outside for five minutes?
00:05:01Or will you get a ticket?
00:05:02Well, if I do, I can get it fixed.
00:05:04I have influence.
00:05:06Don't do that.
00:05:12Why don't you look where you're going?
00:05:14See you outside, baby.
00:05:17What do you see in that tall, dark, handsome fella?
00:05:19Plenty.
00:05:20Girls never say that to me.
00:05:21What do they say to you?
00:05:22Shh. Nothing mixed up.
00:05:23Cosmic Employment Agency.
00:05:27Yes, I have been on the phone for quite a while.
00:05:30I'm sorry we don't list babysitters.
00:05:32Just a minute, lady.
00:05:33You are looking at the world's greatest babysitter.
00:05:36That's right, miss.
00:05:36Sure.
00:05:37He is the best.
00:05:38Where do you fit into this?
00:05:40I'm his agent.
00:05:40Yes.
00:05:42He lets me keep 10% of everything I earn now.
00:05:45I'm sorry I took so long.
00:05:47But fortunately, a professional babysitter just came in.
00:05:50May I have your address, please?
00:05:54He'll be right out.
00:05:56Goodbye.
00:05:57Oh, thank you, miss.
00:05:58Gee, you're wonderful.
00:06:00I like girls like you.
00:06:02Eyes of blue and five feet, too.
00:06:07Timber!
00:06:09Sorry to be late.
00:06:10It's okay.
00:06:12Shall we go?
00:06:13You mean you and I are going out together?
00:06:15You see, Dink, I have a way with girls.
00:06:17Please.
00:06:24Now, listen.
00:06:25Yes, Daddy.
00:06:29He's so big.
00:06:30Come on.
00:06:30We've got to babysit.
00:06:32Get with it.
00:06:46Clyde.
00:06:47Why are you so clumsy?
00:06:49I'm excited.
00:06:49Why?
00:06:50This is my first job.
00:06:52Gee, I hope he's a sweet child.
00:06:53I love children.
00:06:54Come on.
00:07:00It's about time they got here.
00:07:08Are you the...
00:07:09Babysitter?
00:07:10He sure is.
00:07:12You're kind of big for a baby.
00:07:13You're not for me.
00:07:15Oh, reject it again.
00:07:16I guess it isn't my night.
00:07:17Won't you come in?
00:07:18Sure.
00:07:18Sure.
00:07:18Well, we'll be plenty comfortable here.
00:07:25Well, it's too late to get anyone else.
00:07:27Have you had much experience with babies?
00:07:29Oh, yes, sir.
00:07:29I've been a baby all my life.
00:07:30Don't you worry about Jack.
00:07:32The kids just love him.
00:07:34He makes them feel so superior.
00:07:35In which they are.
00:07:36Sure.
00:07:36Well, they're both sound asleep, and I'm sure you won't hear a sound out of them all night.
00:07:40But if you need anything...
00:07:41Oh, no, madam.
00:07:42I won't need a thing.
00:07:43I'll prepare for everything.
00:07:44No one's prepared for Donald.
00:07:46Well, good luck, and we'll be home after 11.
00:07:48Oh, you're going out right now?
00:07:50Oh, costumes.
00:07:51Going to a masquerade ball?
00:07:52No, play.
00:07:53Play?
00:07:53The kids are going to play.
00:07:54May I see out the doors?
00:07:55Excuse me.
00:07:56May I help you?
00:07:58Oh, miss, in case I want to see the children, just where are they?
00:08:01Oh, they're in the bedroom down the hall.
00:08:04All right.
00:08:06High glass, huh?
00:08:24Music to my ears.
00:08:26My first victim.
00:08:28Duty calls.
00:08:29See you, Mr. Dingle.
00:08:30Oh, no.
00:08:36This calls for action.
00:08:43Shh.
00:08:44Quiet.
00:08:45Want to wake up your sweet little brother?
00:08:47Now, what seems to be the trouble?
00:08:50This is my real business.
00:08:53I know kids.
00:08:54Good night.
00:08:56Get me a glass of milk.
00:08:57What did you say?
00:09:05I said get me a glass of milk.
00:09:08This is unbelievable.
00:09:10This kid talks better than me.
00:09:13You're not very bright.
00:09:15I'm sorry, kid.
00:09:16But what school did you go to?
00:09:18The baby isn't talking.
00:09:20I am.
00:09:20I know you're talking, but who?
00:09:23I'm talking over here.
00:09:25This kid ain't even moving her lips.
00:09:27This is a baby ventriloquist.
00:09:29I'm talking over here.
00:09:32I know it's you.
00:09:33I mean, I'm...
00:09:34You're...
00:09:34You!
00:09:37You!
00:09:45What's your name?
00:09:46Donald.
00:09:47Are you a good boy?
00:09:48No, it's not my nature.
00:09:50I'm a problem child.
00:09:51You're a little kid.
00:09:54He's a problem child.
00:09:55He's like me, I think.
00:09:57Would you like to have me read you a story before you fall asleep?
00:10:01That's been tried, too.
00:10:03You!
00:10:05Oh, this kid can try, too.
00:10:10I'm telling you, Tom.
00:10:12I ought to...
00:10:12I ought to...
00:10:13I ought to...
00:10:15Jack and the Beanstalk.
00:10:18That's my favorite novel.
00:10:21Donald.
00:10:22Can I read this to you?
00:10:24Well, I want to keep you happy.
00:10:27Let's hear how it goes.
00:10:28Thank you, Donald.
00:10:31Once upon a time...
00:10:33That's pretty exciting, isn't it?
00:10:35Once upon a time, a whole village was ter...
00:10:41A whole village was ter...
00:10:45Terrorized.
00:10:47Yeah.
00:10:47Yeah.
00:10:47The whole village was terrorized by a fero...
00:10:55A fero...
00:10:57Ferocious.
00:10:58Yeah.
00:11:00Donald, do me a favor.
00:11:02This is a very exciting book about the giant and everything.
00:11:06Will you read it to me, please?
00:11:08I can't get over the big words.
00:11:09Only because I'm fascinated by you.
00:11:12Here, hold my club.
00:11:13Yes.
00:11:15Fascinated.
00:11:16I love it.
00:11:18Once upon a time, a whole village was terrorized...
00:11:22Mm-hmm.
00:11:23...by a ferocious giant...
00:11:25Yeah.
00:11:26...who lived in a castle in the sky.
00:11:27In this village, lived a simple peasant boy named Jack...
00:11:32...and his widowed mother.
00:11:34They had come upon hard times because of the giant.
00:11:38One day, Jack was told to bring their only cow to the market...
00:11:42...and sell him for food.
00:11:45Jack, being a very stupid boy, served...
00:11:47...and he fired a small bee.
00:11:50Princess Louise.
00:12:12Princess Louise.
00:12:12your highness i wonder if i could have a glass of water yes your highness
00:12:34hey billy can you imagine me getting water for the princess
00:12:43see anything billy
00:13:04oh princess i would have brung you to water i'm a little tired of people waiting on me
00:13:18it must be wonderful to be allowed to do everything you want to whenever you want to
00:13:23oh you don't get around much do you well what do you mean you mean you haven't heard there's
00:13:28no food in the village the giant he's taken everything he's even taken your father's
00:13:32crown jewels didn't he that's why i have to marry prince arthur well isn't it a love match i've
00:13:38never even seen him but his people have money did you ever have to marry a man you've never seen
00:13:46they they tell me i'm a boy so you are and a very nice boy thank you your highness why don't you run
00:13:58away princesses can't do that oh but maybe he'll be young and handsome and you'll fall madly in love
00:14:06with them that only happens in fairy tales but thank you for the water thank you your highness
00:14:14and princess remember have courage fear nothing when you're in the right that's my motto
00:14:20jack yes mother jack you must stop talking to yourself i wasn't talking to myself mother i was
00:14:37talking to the princess eloise princesses don't talk to peasant boys oh jack when are you going
00:14:45to grow up and get some sense does one go with the other jack i've come to a very important decision
00:14:54you're not going to give me away no if we're not to starve i'll have to sell our last valuable
00:15:01possession no you're not going to sell the cow she has to go you can't sell henry jack how many times
00:15:10have i told you henry isn't a proper name for a car all right from now on i'll call her albert but you
00:15:17still can't sell henry take her to the market this morning but be sure to get a good price
00:15:25yes mother you can depend on me whatever they bid i'll bid higher jack you'll be selling not buying
00:15:35there's a difference fetch me a pail of water and then be on your way yes mother
00:15:51now look henry this is the last time i'm gonna let you look you look beautiful
00:15:57you and i are gonna part very soon
00:16:03you are the only thing i i love now this is the last look you're gonna get henry take a look
00:16:10don't you look pretty oh parting is such sorrow you gotta go henry oh
00:16:20oh boy tell me young fellow will this road take me to the royal palace no sir but your horse will say
00:16:26you're prince arthur so they tell me oh boy will the princess be surprised princess eloise
00:16:34you should have heard what she said about you this morning no worse than i said about her
00:16:39any girl who will marry a man for his father's money
00:16:46the giant
00:16:50it's the giant henry but you're safe with me
00:16:52i won't let them take you
00:16:59see what did i tell you henry i protected you now look henry i gotta go tell the prince about the
00:17:06bad giant stay here hey prince where did you go oh come on this is no time to play games oh prince oh prince
00:17:15hey
00:17:36he's a rough one henry
00:17:37but why don't you have any cloth my good woman for cloth you need wool and for wool you need sheep
00:17:51and someone stole all our sheep oh i don't believe that silly story about the giant oh there's a giant
00:17:57all right mrs murgatroyd because i saw him you see a lot of things that other people don't did you
00:18:02really see him jack i saw his shadow how do you know it was the giant shadow that's a very good
00:18:08question goodbye where are you taking my cow i'm going to take my cow to mr dinkle push the butcher
00:18:16what's all the excitement you have a whole cow and don't you try to deceive us you're not going
00:18:30to hold this one for the black market the idea of selling those less sirloin sticks for seven cents a
00:18:35pound there ought to be a law oh ladies ladies ladies i haven't seen a car around here for months
00:18:41but you bring somebody to me with such an animal i'll reward him like he's never been rewarded in his
00:18:46life i'll make him rich richer beyond his dreams i'll pour gold into his pocket i'll pour gold so
00:18:52deep that wait a minute not that scrawny animal you're not trying to pawn him off to me as first
00:19:00grade beef why would let my worst customer use him for stew her and i love henry well everybody to
00:19:09their taste but come inside jack and i'll give you the best deal that i can afford come on henry
00:19:22imagine that i mean all the beef we haven't had me look at this big cow i'd like to get some of that
00:19:27i certainly would too
00:19:33what you doing hey what's the idea of that well i don't want everyone to know how generous i am
00:19:38oh how much are you going to give me for the cow what you're asking money for that wonderful animal
00:19:42i was going to give you beans what i want with beans what do you want with my magic beans
00:19:48beans i should have my head examined huh trying to make you rich money you're asking for hey i'll
00:19:54give you money worthless money how much you want any price at all how much now wait a minute mr
00:19:59binklepuss who i i don't want that worthless money either i get the magic beans or i take henry
00:20:04home oh you you strike a hard bargain boy no beans no cow well i know when i'm licked
00:20:11that come on out in the garden i keep my beans hidden out there come on magic beans you've got
00:20:18to get up awfully early in the morning to put anything over on me come on henry let's go henry
00:20:29one two three four now they must be around here someplace you've got to keep them buried you know
00:20:37you can't let the village know where these magic beans are they're priceless
00:20:44there they are my magic beans
00:20:49don't tell anybody that i gave them to you will you yes it's a secret but i'll never realize i'll never
00:20:57know how you ever talked me out of them mr dinklepuss what can i say goodbye to henry well surely go ahead
00:21:05how long hello hello right ahead
00:21:15i gotta say goodbye now be a good boy for mr dinklepuss
00:21:22do you mind if i kiss you goodbye henry
00:21:26he is such a good pal the princess the giant has told the princess henry you hear what they're
00:21:43yelling the giant the giant has kidnapped the princess goodbye henry
00:21:57oh
00:22:05oh
00:22:12don't worry
00:22:16i've been robbed
00:22:21mother
00:22:21a terrible thing has happened oh somebody swindled you out of our cow oh no i made a nice deal for
00:22:33henry but the giant kidnapped the princess and is holding her for ransom oh the poor girl i'll
00:22:40gladly contribute the money you've got for the cow money only a fool would take worthless money
00:22:46for such a valuable animal i got five magic beans oh jack why is it whenever i send you on an errand you
00:22:54always do the wrong thing one two three four five magic beans ain't i a smart boy for outsmarting a
00:23:02butcher you were indeed plant the beans my boy maybe they'll grow something that we can eat
00:23:10mother plant the beans jack i'll plant the beans i'll plant them
00:23:18oh you're not ordinary beans are you please beans will you grow like magic beans
00:23:33so i can prove to my mother and everybody else that i'm not addled brain like they think i am
00:23:39or am i oh magic beans
00:23:45one two three four five grow please grow
00:23:58jack will you please go to bed yes mother
00:24:10please grow for me magic beans please
00:24:17alexis
00:24:29alexis
00:24:32alexis
00:24:35alexis
00:24:40Mother!
00:24:57Mother!
00:25:00Mother!
00:25:02Mother!
00:25:07Mother!
00:25:09Jack, what do you want?
00:25:11Will you please get my mother?
00:25:13I am your mother.
00:25:15M-m-m-mother.
00:25:17Look! Look! The beanstalk!
00:25:37Look at that!
00:25:39It goes straight up in the sky!
00:25:41I tell you all,
00:25:43I grew this beanstalk last night
00:25:45with five beans that I planted.
00:25:47Five magic beans!
00:25:49Jack, dear, please stop repeating that nonsense.
00:25:51Mother, this isn't nonsense.
00:25:53This is the truth.
00:25:55Hey, are those the beans that I gave you
00:25:57for that cow that disappeared?
00:25:59You mean Henry ran away?
00:26:01Yes, and I want my beans.
00:26:03I want my beans.
00:26:05Don't you dare disturb that beanstalk.
00:26:07It might lead up to the giant's castle.
00:26:09So what?
00:26:11So what?
00:26:13Maybe a brave boy will climb that beanstalk
00:26:15and kill the giant
00:26:17and save the princess
00:26:19and live happily ever after.
00:26:21Oh, no, Jack.
00:26:23The giant will kill you like he did your poor father.
00:26:25Have no fear, Mother.
00:26:27I'm gonna climb that beanstalk
00:26:29and I'm gonna kill the giant
00:26:31and avenge my father.
00:26:33And then I'm gonna save the princess.
00:26:34Up there, I'll look for our little Nellie.
00:26:36You mean this boy had a sister?
00:26:38You poor unfortunate woman.
00:26:40Oh, no.
00:26:41Nellie was our hen
00:26:42who laid the golden eggs.
00:26:44A hen that lays a golden egg?
00:26:46Fourteen carat.
00:26:47Up there?
00:26:48Oh, sure.
00:26:49Well, let me help you, my boy.
00:26:51Goodbye, Mother.
00:26:52I'll go along with you.
00:26:53Goodbye, Mother.
00:26:54That's the boy.
00:26:55Take your time now.
00:26:56Here we go.
00:26:57Goodbye, Mother.
00:26:58Don't worry, Mrs. Strong.
00:27:00He won't be back.
00:27:01You don't understand.
00:27:02He wasn't much.
00:27:03But he was all I had.
00:27:04There goes Jack, the reckless fool.
00:27:06A scootin' up a beanstalk.
00:27:07And with another fool.
00:27:08Maybe tonight the two will be bottlin' alcohol.
00:27:10There goes Jack, the villainous fool.
00:27:12A scootin' up a beanstalk.
00:27:13And with another fool.
00:27:14Maybe tonight the two will be bottlin' alcohol.
00:27:16There goes Jack, the villainous fool.
00:27:18And with another fool.
00:27:19And with another fool.
00:27:20Maybe tonight the two will be bottlin' alcohol.
00:27:34There goes Jack, the villainous fool.
00:27:39And almost up the beanstalk.
00:27:41Scamperin' to the moon.
00:27:43Doesn't know what he's doomed.
00:27:45He's hurryin' to his room.
00:27:47No giant finds it bothersome to grapple with the midget.
00:27:51He'll pin Jack beneath his thumb and spank him with a digit.
00:27:55Spank him with a digit!
00:28:00Jack and the beanstalk will long remember when
00:28:04He shitted up the stalk to bear the giant in his day.
00:28:09Once up the beanstalk, if Jack is set upon
00:28:13Then Jack, be nimble Jack, be quick old Jack, you're good as fuck.
00:28:18Up, up, up, up, up, there he goes.
00:28:22Up to where nobody knows.
00:28:27Long is the beanstalk and short is little Jack.
00:28:31The long and short of it is busy ever coming back.
00:28:36Jack and the beanstalk, there goes Jack.
00:28:40What is Jack ever coming back?
00:28:45I'll be back and when I reappear with the giant by the beard
00:28:50You will tell the kids the legend of the famous giant killer Jack!
00:28:57Jack and the beanstalk, Jack and the beanstalk, Jack!
00:29:05Jack's sannée Milton
00:29:16Jack is so close to me!
00:29:18Go back and go out to the channels!
00:29:21Leonse Meets
00:29:23Jack Reece
00:29:24ろう
00:29:25Jack
00:29:29Jack
00:29:30Jack
00:29:31THE END
00:30:01Come on, Mr. Viggo-Pos.
00:30:05Here, here.
00:30:06Now, wait a minute.
00:30:08Make it easy.
00:30:12Take it easy.
00:30:17Let's go.
00:30:31The giant!
00:30:32I'm the butcher.
00:30:34Well, cut me up.
00:30:37Mr. Viggo-Pos.
00:30:38What?
00:30:39The giant's castle.
00:30:40What?
00:30:41Hey, you're right.
00:30:43Look at it.
00:30:48Come on.
00:30:49We're in giant land.
00:30:50Wait a minute.
00:31:00Hmm?
00:31:01Look at those footprints.
00:31:03Uh-oh.
00:31:04We must be getting close to the giant.
00:31:07Come on.
00:31:12Mr. Dinkle-Pos.
00:31:14Now, wait a minute.
00:31:14Are you sure that hen
00:31:16Nellie lays golden eggs?
00:31:18Uh-huh.
00:31:19Fourteen carat?
00:31:20Uh-huh.
00:31:21Well, then don't be afraid.
00:31:23I won't.
00:31:23Just follow me.
00:31:24Wait a minute.
00:31:46Mr. Dinkle-Pos.
00:31:47What's the matter?
00:31:47How come your shadow
00:31:48is bigger than mine?
00:31:50Well, the taller you are,
00:31:51the taller your shadow.
00:31:52You see, that's the basic
00:31:53principle of mathematics.
00:31:54I am shorter than you.
00:31:58Therefore, my shadow
00:31:59should be smaller than yours.
00:32:02Mathematically speaking, right?
00:32:04Right.
00:32:04Why?
00:32:05My shadow is making a fool
00:32:07out of your mathematics.
00:32:09Why, that's impossible.
00:32:11That can't be your shadow.
00:32:13No?
00:32:14Well, watch this.
00:32:23Amazing.
00:32:24You think so?
00:32:26Now, watch this.
00:32:31Can you imagine that?
00:32:34Now, if I didn't see this
00:32:35with my own eyes,
00:32:36I wouldn't believe it.
00:32:37It's absolute...
00:32:38It's...
00:32:39Hey.
00:32:42Hey.
00:32:43What?
00:32:43This...
00:32:44This...
00:32:44This...
00:32:45Hey, Mr. Dinkle-Pos.
00:32:53You've got to look at this.
00:32:54This is terrific.
00:32:55Mr. Dinkle-Pos.
00:33:11Mr. Dinkle-Pos.
00:33:17Mr. Dinkle-Pos.
00:33:20Oh, I think he's afraid of my shadow.
00:33:26Why don't you be like me?
00:33:27I'm brave.
00:33:28Because...
00:33:29I fear nothing when I am in the right.
00:33:34Whoever pushes me around will find me full of fight.
00:33:40I fear nothing when I do nothing wrong.
00:33:48And so I toddle on my way and sing a merry song.
00:33:54I'll be defiant and be obstreperous
00:34:03If any giant should try the salt and pepperous
00:34:08And I'll rise up, up to my fullest height
00:34:13Cause I fear absolutely nothing when I am in the right.
00:34:19A man believes what he believes
00:34:26And by these principles a man must stand
00:34:28A time will come for rolled up sleeves
00:34:31And it might help to have a fist on hand
00:34:33If I believe that I am right
00:34:35There's only one thing to be done
00:34:38I don't go looking for a fight
00:34:40But I have never run away from one
00:34:43But only fools will take a dare
00:34:48And there are things that only fools will find
00:34:50If you smell trouble in the air
00:34:53I'll hold my breath until the breeze blows by
00:34:55I'll snore defiance
00:35:00Like some rhinoceros
00:35:02Afraid of giants
00:35:05Now isn't that preposterous?
00:35:08I find courage
00:35:10A thing of great delight
00:35:12Sing filiae and filiae
00:35:15With steady hand and steely eye
00:35:18I fear nothing
00:35:20When I am in the right
00:35:24I fear not
00:35:51Ah
00:36:21How did you get here before me?
00:36:25I made a new path through the forest.
00:36:27Did you see what I saw?
00:36:28Did you see that giant?
00:36:29He's as big as the trees.
00:36:31Please.
00:36:32Why did you ever talk me into this thing?
00:36:34I didn't talk you into this.
00:36:36Now listen, you know my reputation in the village.
00:36:38You know I didn't listen to you.
00:36:39Why did I ever let you do it?
00:36:41Why did you do it?
00:36:42Don't stay in there with your mouth wide open.
00:36:43Say something.
00:36:44Mr. Dinkelpuss, I'm up here to save the princess.
00:36:47The princess?
00:36:48We gotta save her.
00:36:49You're right.
00:36:50The princess.
00:36:50There's the castle.
00:36:51Let's go.
00:36:54Come on.
00:36:55What am I doing?
00:36:56Go ahead.
00:37:16Oh, it's beautiful.
00:37:18But it's a trifle too small for me.
00:37:20A trifle, she says.
00:37:23Glory be, I do wish I knew why the master keeps a wench like you around.
00:37:26He likes my cooking.
00:37:28And I don't want to hear another word out of you.
00:37:31A cooking.
00:37:32Can you make an Irish stew?
00:37:34Can you boil a potato like me poor mother used to boil them?
00:37:37I can put you back in the cupboard if you don't shut up.
00:37:39And I can tell the master you never put the princess in her cell like he told you to.
00:37:44You win this time.
00:37:45Catch a gall with winds.
00:37:46Come back to her in my morning, my morning.
00:37:52That is in fine voice I am today.
00:37:55I still can't believe that harp talks.
00:37:58He talks too much.
00:37:59How do I look?
00:38:03Ready to be locked up.
00:38:04Well, do I have to be?
00:38:06Orders, me dainty beauty.
00:38:07Orders.
00:38:08Unfortunately, he's right.
00:38:09I meant to ask you, are you the giant's wife?
00:38:18Heavens no.
00:38:19I'm his housekeeper.
00:38:20He stole me last year from another kingdom.
00:38:22Well, what'll he do with me?
00:38:24Release you for ransom money, perhaps.
00:38:26And if there is no ransom money?
00:38:28You'd make a lovely Sunday dinner.
00:38:39Music in a dungeon like this?
00:38:49Thank you for calling in music, whoever you may be.
00:38:52Who is he?
00:38:53A troubadour the giant picked up yesterday.
00:39:06Who are you?
00:39:07Just a girl from the village below.
00:39:12What's your name?
00:39:14Um, Darlene.
00:39:17Are you as pretty as your name?
00:39:20My guess is yes.
00:39:25That's a nice melody.
00:39:27Are there words to it?
00:39:28Not yet, but there can be by tonight.
00:39:31What will you be doing?
00:39:34What did you have in mind?
00:39:36A rendezvous in the garden.
00:39:38I'll speak to the giant about it.
00:39:41P-5-0-fum.
00:39:44I smell the blood of an Englishman.
00:39:48Be he alive or be he dead.
00:39:52I'll grind his bones to make my bread.
00:39:55Mister, if I'm too heavy for you, I just leave walk.
00:39:58Me too.
00:39:58Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:40:09Open the door!
00:40:10Take me here with you.
00:40:14Open the door!
00:40:16here's some extra help for the kitchen you're a little one aren't you but i grow on people
00:40:39bless you me boy bless you who said that what do you know a talking heart you said that i said
00:40:49bless you and i'm sorry now that i see your silly little face a bit closer oh thank you master
00:40:56tis a sight for sore eyes it is yeah thank you patrick well i'm off to hunt in the forest
00:41:02will you want any supper just a midnight snack anyone we know could be what's the matter with
00:41:12you i hope it's not me well what's the matter with you you're standing on my foot
00:41:24i'll show you what you're supposed to do yeah you show me and i'll show him make the little
00:41:40fat one work till his back breaks oh i love the sound of cracking bones you're a bad heart and
00:41:45you're gonna have a bad end sticks and stones sticks and stones all right blabbermouth into
00:41:50the cupboard you go don't you dare put me in that dark cupboard again don't you dare a thousand
00:41:56curses on you well i'll have me revenge come back to where my morning my morning a thousand curses on
00:42:03you master that harp had very bad bringing up you must be hungry would you like a glass of milk before
00:42:15supper is ready uh thanks thank you miss or is it miss it's miss why well when i look at you now wait
00:42:22now now you're too young to go out with girls yeah but this might age me fast
00:42:27here's to us now leave that alone i don't want to lose any of it well don't get hoggish
00:42:34two of us why you sweep me off my feet i'd need a little help for that well here
00:42:40it's henry's she's here how do you know no other milk ever tasted this pleasant where is she
00:42:51there's plenty of time for that but i have an idea how we can escape if you're interested
00:42:56we're interested not me not unless i can take along the princess does she mean that much to you
00:43:02oh no you jealous you needn't be i promised my mother that i would return home with the princess
00:43:09and after all a boy's best mother is his friend
00:43:14your song's finished my song listen
00:43:28darling a song for darling darling for you
00:43:44darling your name is music music music i've never known
00:44:01he walks in heaven who walks with music
00:44:09and it's heaven being here
00:44:16heaven being very near
00:44:23darling my darling darling
00:44:30darling darling my song is
00:44:41my song is
00:44:45yours
00:44:49that's beautiful it's mush
00:44:52jack princess shh shh don't call me that what do you hear incognito
00:44:57incognito
00:44:58well sort of there's a young man in the next cell and i don't want him to know who i am
00:45:03why not
00:45:04well all my life i've wanted someone to know me as me
00:45:07not as princess eloise
00:45:08you have but the command your highness
00:45:11here
00:45:12eat this that will make you good and strong so we can sail over the wall
00:45:16sail me over the wall
00:45:18yes we're gonna build catapults out in the garden and the housekeeper she thought of it she's on our side
00:45:24wonderful you don't suppose she'd let us out tonight for a rendezvous in the garden
00:45:29princess i didn't think that you cared for me
00:45:33not you i meant the young man i told you about
00:45:40oh well if i approve after all i am one of your royal subjects and i do so want to see our princess go out with the right fellow
00:45:48goodbye your highness
00:45:55prince arthur
00:45:58i wondered what happened to you
00:46:00say uh aren't you the young fellow with a cow
00:46:03i'm alone now
00:46:05here's your supper
00:46:07i guess the princess was disappointed when i didn't show up for the wedding
00:46:11i never saw a girl cry so much in her life
00:46:14what are you whispering for
00:46:15i don't want the girl in the other cell to know i'm a prince
00:46:18you don't
00:46:19no uh
00:46:20look you seem to have some influence around here
00:46:22you don't suppose you could uh
00:46:23let you out tonight so you could have a rendezvous in the garden
00:46:26how did you know
00:46:27it's a secret
00:46:29but first of all i'll have to get you some other clothes
00:46:32because the clothes you have on make you look too much like a prince
00:46:35prince prince er your highness excuse me
00:46:38i'm sorry
00:46:42what have you decided
00:46:50well his parents don't have the background of yours
00:46:53but he's a wonderful fellow and your loyal subject approves
00:46:56thank you jack
00:46:58i just got through telling the housekeeper and now i'm gonna tell you
00:47:21what's on your mind
00:47:22the prince is not the prince and the princess is not the princess
00:47:25and who are they
00:47:26just a boy and girl in love
00:47:28tonight i want you to order a full moon and keep the stars shining bright
00:47:32history is gonna be made tonight
00:47:36princess
00:47:37mr dinklepuss i just got through telling you
00:47:40she's not the princess
00:47:41she's darlene
00:47:42marja princess
00:47:43are these the catapults
00:47:44yes this is my own creation
00:47:46you see all you have to do is get on here
00:47:48i cut the rope and zoom you right over the wall
00:47:51will it work
00:47:52she's asking me will it work
00:47:57i'm asking you too will it work
00:47:58will it work
00:47:59get on here jack
00:48:00wait a minute
00:48:01is it dangerous
00:48:02well it's far too dangerous for a human being
00:48:05but get on here i'll show you whether it'll work or not
00:48:07get it
00:48:08wait a minute too dangerous
00:48:09much too dangerous for a human being
00:48:11come princess i mean darlene
00:48:18oh it's a lovely night to be somebody else
00:48:24tell me what's he like
00:48:26he sings very pretty
00:48:28oh i know but shall i
00:48:29shall i let him kiss me if he tries
00:48:32oh princess
00:48:34why not
00:48:36i have your word you won't try to escape
00:48:41you have my word
00:48:51jack
00:48:57he loves me
00:48:59he loves me not
00:49:02he loves me
00:49:03stop right there
00:49:05don't take a chance
00:49:08you're
00:49:09and you're
00:49:11that's right
00:49:13is it
00:49:15i didn't expect somebody so
00:49:18neither did i
00:49:20won't you
00:49:22sit down
00:49:24thank you i will
00:49:27would i be bold if i
00:49:30if you put your arm around me
00:49:34there's a dreamers
00:49:35cloth that dreamers weave
00:49:37there's a dreamers cloth that dreamers weave
00:49:41a tapestry of make believe
00:49:44a tapestry of make believe
00:49:49the fine brocade of all your schemes
00:49:55exquisite fabric from the mill of dreams
00:50:08the threads are golden of silken strands
00:50:16but no
00:50:18you're
00:50:19to hold
00:50:28hold
00:50:29name
00:50:31your hands
00:50:32Maybe if someday our arms entwine, we'll weave a dreamer's cloth that's yours and mine.
00:50:52Imagination isn't real, but isn't it a spinning wheel that spins the fabric on the room, the frame that has a world of room?
00:51:12So spin your world and round you go and sew and stitch and stitch and sew. The dreams you spin are finally spun and dreamer's work is never done.
00:51:30The threads are golden of certain strands, but not to hold in these eager hands.
00:51:50Maybe if someday our arms entwine, we'll weave a dreamer's cloth that's yours and mine.
00:52:10If only dreamers' cloth were yours and mine.
00:52:27He's kissing her. I mean, she's kissing him.
00:52:40They're in love.
00:52:43Dance?
00:52:46Yes.
00:53:10Dance?
00:53:11Yes.
00:53:12Dance waiting.
00:53:13Yes.
00:53:14No, no.
00:53:15Do you not?
00:53:17No, do you?
00:53:19I'm glad I have done here.
00:53:20Love you.
00:53:22Love you.
00:53:23Love you.
00:53:26Without a motivation
00:53:28there's not good for a reason it's hard but not he means none.
00:53:30No emphymony.
00:53:32Enough love you.
00:53:34This is a blessing.
00:53:37Use your warrantee 1 p.
00:55:39Do I find the one that lays the golden egg?
00:55:41Do I want a cracker?
00:55:42No.
00:55:43I'm sick and tired of that lime.
00:55:48Mr. Dinglepuss.
00:55:49Make sure you find Nellie.
00:55:51I'll find her, all right.
00:55:58Mr. Dinglepuss.
00:55:59Yes?
00:55:59Did you find Nellie yet?
00:56:00Not yet.
00:56:02Well, she's easy to find.
00:56:03She's pure white and wears a little red hat.
00:56:06Have you got that chicken food mixed up yet?
00:56:08Oh, we'll be soon.
00:56:09And where do you see the eggs they lay?
00:56:11Well, hurry up.
00:56:12I've got to get to the catapults.
00:56:21I'm a little farm boy.
00:56:23I'm one guy that knows how to mix this food, Mr. Dinglepuss.
00:56:26Well, feed the chickens.
00:56:27I will.
00:56:28Go ahead and feed it to him.
00:56:48Okay.
00:56:49Chickie, chickie, chickie, chickie.
00:56:59And a good good morning to you, master.
00:57:01And go brah.
00:57:02Good morning, heart.
00:57:04Housekeeper, housekeeper.
00:57:08Where's my breakfast?
00:57:09On the way.
00:57:11Now, bring me my favorite hen.
00:57:12And what, heaven forbid, do you see in that white feathered bitty?
00:57:16Golden eggs, Patrick.
00:57:17Solid golden eggs.
00:57:23The cells are unlocked and I put the keys back.
00:57:26The whispered, master.
00:57:27What are they whispering about?
00:57:29Oh, I hate him.
00:57:30Please take care of yourself.
00:57:34I think she's worried.
00:57:36She cares for me.
00:57:38Where's my breakfast?
00:57:40Yes, master.
00:57:41Here's the eggs.
00:57:42Everything is going fine.
00:57:44I'll go mad, stark, raving mad if they don't stop that whispering.
00:57:47Hey, get a load of those jewels.
00:57:52Come on.
00:57:55Beautiful they are.
00:57:57But can they bring you happiness?
00:58:01How'd that little one get in here?
00:58:02Where's my breakfast?
00:58:07You heard of the giant.
00:58:13Can I help you put them away?
00:58:15Can I trust you?
00:58:16Uh, why, what a ridiculous question.
00:58:20Can I trust you?
00:58:21Well, frankly, no.
00:58:22My jewel of jewels.
00:58:26My jewel of jewels.
00:58:28What can she do that I can't do?
00:58:31Can you lay a golden egg?
00:58:33I shudder at the thought.
00:58:36Show him how talented you are.
00:58:41Lay, hen, lay.
00:58:42Lay, how could you?
00:58:58It's only gold.
00:59:00It's my main source of wealth.
00:59:03Take her away.
00:59:05You.
00:59:06Hey, yes, sir.
00:59:07I like a dishonest man who admits it.
00:59:10Carry these jewels back to the vault.
00:59:12She'll show you where it is.
00:59:13Yes, sir.
00:59:20Do I or don't I get my breakfast?
00:59:23Yes, sir.
00:59:24Man could starve around here.
00:59:25Make me a small omelet.
00:59:27Two eggs?
00:59:28Twenty-two.
00:59:30Twenty-two.
00:59:30Fresh laid this morning.
00:59:34I fixed them special breakfast food myself.
01:00:00Jesus.
01:00:20Oh.
01:00:21Ah, it's gone.
01:00:41what's all the shooting around here don't ask me ask the eggs eggs don't explode oh no
01:01:11you're not skull
01:01:41I can't eat you. Ruin my appetite.
01:01:45Oh, Mr. Giant, you should eat something.
01:01:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:01:52No, no.
01:01:54Oh, yeah.
01:01:56Oh, no.
01:01:58No, no.
01:02:00Mr. Dinkalpuss!
01:02:03Mr. Dinkalpuss!
01:02:11Boy, when the giant gets that in the stomach.
01:02:13I'll go get the giant.
01:02:15Be five for thumb.
01:02:18I smell the blood of an Englishman.
01:02:23Be he alive or be he dead.
01:02:28I grind his bones and make my bread.
01:02:34Mr. Dinkalpuss!
01:02:36Mr. Dinkalpuss!
01:02:43Oh, Mr. Giant, go on!
01:02:47Mr. Dinkalpuss!
01:02:49The prince and the princess, they're trying to escape.
01:02:52Let them.
01:02:53They've taken your jewels and your hand that lays the golden egg.
01:02:58The scoundrels!
01:03:00Keep him solid.
01:03:01Who's trying to steal my treasures?
01:03:24We are.
01:03:24What about them?
01:03:28Ah!
01:03:28Ah!
01:03:28Nice work, Mr. Dinkalpuss!
01:03:39Hey, get everybody ready.
01:03:40Get the catapults all set, and I'll take care of him.
01:03:43Come on.
01:03:44Holly, get the chains.
01:03:46Hurry up!
01:03:47Hurry up, Holly!
01:03:48I want to get them all tied up.
01:03:50Okay.
01:03:55Hold up, Holly.
01:03:57Hold up.
01:03:57Get my stuff.
01:03:59Get my stuff.
01:04:02Okay, Polly.
01:04:04Okay.
01:04:05Go upstairs now.
01:04:06I'll take care of him.
01:04:08God.
01:04:21Oh, you still hurt.
01:04:23Yes.
01:04:24Oh!
01:04:24Oh!
01:04:25Oh!
01:04:29That's locked.
01:04:32Come on.
01:04:33Come on.
01:04:35Why aren't you folks out in the garden?
01:04:37The door's locked.
01:04:38Well, where's the key?
01:04:39The giant must have it.
01:04:40It isn't with the rest of the keys.
01:04:42Oh.
01:04:42How about the window?
01:04:43It's too high.
01:04:44Too high.
01:04:45Too high.
01:04:45Door's locked.
01:04:46The window's too high.
01:04:47Now it'll...
01:04:48Think, Jack.
01:04:48Think.
01:04:48I got it.
01:04:51What?
01:04:51You take Darlene.
01:04:52Put her on a mantelpiece over the fireplace.
01:04:54Hurry up.
01:04:54Come on.
01:04:54Quick.
01:04:55Mr. Digglepuss.
01:04:56You and Polly get under the chandelier.
01:04:58Wait a minute.
01:04:58Wait a minute.
01:04:59Get under the chandelier.
01:05:00Hurry up!
01:05:00Master, master.
01:05:19Tis a black day indeed.
01:05:21You keep your mouth shut or I'll cut you to ribbons.
01:05:23Hey, hey.
01:05:24Come here.
01:05:25Now look.
01:05:25I'm going to get the chandelier over here.
01:05:27I'm going to put you on and sail you right out the window.
01:05:28And Darlene's coming next.
01:05:30Now you get her.
01:05:31Watch out.
01:05:47Here you are.
01:05:49Do be careful.
01:05:50I'll try.
01:05:58Come on, Mr. Digglepuss.
01:06:02You're next.
01:06:04I'll be right back.
01:06:05I forgot a couple of things.
01:06:06Mr. Digglepuss.
01:06:23Why, you greedy boy.
01:06:24What do you mean?
01:06:25What are you doing with the giant stools and my Nelly?
01:06:27Never mind that.
01:06:28Swing me out of here.
01:06:29Take your time.
01:06:30There's no rush.
01:06:31What do you mean?
01:06:32Quiet.
01:06:32Quiet, my little gold mine.
01:06:35It's my Nelly.
01:06:36Let me see the jewels.
01:06:37Oh, no.
01:06:37They're mine.
01:06:38All mine.
01:06:39I share them with no one.
01:06:40I come a long ways with...
01:06:42I come...
01:06:43Oh.
01:06:46Oh, Mr. Digglepuss.
01:06:48I have not seen a face like that since I've seen the pork chop in the window.
01:06:51And you have no fear.
01:06:53Polly and I, we chained the giant up down in the dungeon.
01:06:55He can't get away because I left him...
01:06:57Now, Mr. Digglepuss, can you come one step forward?
01:07:11I'll let you have it.
01:07:17Help me.
01:07:17Oh, my God.
01:07:20Oh, my God.
01:07:20Oh, my God.
01:07:21Oh, my God.
01:07:21Oh, my God.
01:07:21Oh, my God.
01:07:21Oh, my God.
01:07:22Oh, my God.
01:07:23Oh, my God.
01:07:23Oh, my God.
01:07:24Oh, my God.
01:07:25Oh, my God.
01:07:26Oh, my God.
01:07:27Oh, my God.
01:07:31Mr. Digglepuss, grab the chandelier and swing out the window.
01:07:34Here it comes.
01:07:47Are you all right?
01:07:48Yes.
01:07:49I'm all right.
01:07:51Come on.
01:07:51Let's get to the catapults.
01:07:52Hey, hey, you.
01:08:13Hey.
01:08:14Hey.
01:08:15Hey.
01:08:15Ahhhh!
01:08:22Whee!
01:08:39Hey, you!
01:08:41Ahhhh!
01:08:45Wait there, help me out of these.
01:08:55Howard! Push you into this girl!
01:08:57I will show you no mercy!
01:08:59I will...
01:09:01Hurry up! Hurry up!
01:09:11Wait a minute! I'm caught on something!
01:09:13Wait a minute!
01:09:17Hold it! Wait a minute!
01:09:19My sword!
01:09:23Wait a minute!
01:09:35My sword!
01:09:37I have to go!
01:09:39Oh!
01:09:43Oh!
01:09:45Hey!
01:09:47Hey!
01:09:49Hey!
01:09:50Hey!
01:09:51Ah!
01:10:01Ah!
01:10:07Ah!
01:10:21I fear nothing when I'm in the right.
01:10:30All aboard for the catapult express.
01:10:32Well, cut the ropes.
01:10:33No, no, no, not that one.
01:10:34Cut those first.
01:10:35Then cut yours.
01:10:36But don't forget to get on.
01:10:37Okay.
01:10:39Good boy.
01:10:39Hey.
01:10:40What?
01:10:40Want me to help you with the jewels?
01:10:41No, no, you don't.
01:10:42They're mine.
01:10:43Mine.
01:10:45Cut the ropes.
01:10:51All right, my boy.
01:10:57Hey, give it.
01:11:01Goodbye, Mr. Janet.
01:11:03Here I go.
01:11:05Goodbye.
01:11:14Mr. Dinkapur.
01:11:15Please come down and get me like a good little tree.
01:11:21Oh, my God.
01:11:51Oh, my God.
01:12:21Mr. Dinko Puss!
01:12:26Mr. Dinko Puss!
01:12:29The giant got me!
01:12:32Oh!
01:12:34What pain!
01:12:37I'm too young to die!
01:12:39Is this kid kidding?
01:12:42Mr. Dinko Puss!
01:12:45You gotta help me!
01:12:47So I...
01:12:48Tyler!
01:12:52Thank you for taking care of me.
01:12:57Mr. Dinko!
01:13:08That was a close one.
01:13:38What about Jack?
01:13:42I'm afraid he gave his life for us.
01:14:08Uh-oh.
01:14:38Oh, my God.
01:15:08Oh, my God.
01:15:38Look, I found a diamond.
01:15:53Thanks.
01:15:59Look, a diamond.
01:16:00I see three people descending.
01:16:02My dear boy Jack, do you see him?
01:16:06Oh, Mary.
01:16:07You've come back to us.
01:16:09He'll be rich again.
01:16:12The king, the king.
01:16:13All hail the king.
01:16:16My daughter.
01:16:40Oh, thank heaven you're safe.
01:16:43She's the princess.
01:16:45Princess Eloise?
01:16:47Why, of course, Prince Arthur.
01:16:48Who did you think she was?
01:16:50But what are you doing in those clothes?
01:16:52You're Prince Arthur?
01:16:54Small world, isn't it?
01:16:56I never want to speak to you again as long as I live.
01:17:01Let us go, Father.
01:17:05Darlene, I mean Eloise.
01:17:08What's the difference who we are as long as we love each other?
01:17:11You knew all the time a prince couldn't break an engagement.
01:17:15And neither could a princess.
01:17:17How were you going to get out of marrying Prince Arthur?
01:17:19Well, how were you going to get out of marrying Princess Eloise?
01:17:22But that's who you two are.
01:17:24Don't you remember?
01:17:29Where's my poor boy?
01:17:30What's happened to Jack?
01:17:31The last I saw him, he was dueling unto death with a giant.
01:17:36Oh, but a braver lad never lived.
01:17:41Ready or not, here I come!
01:17:46There's your boy.
01:17:46Put it down!
01:17:47There's your boy.
01:17:49Come on, there, boy.
01:17:51Up, cabins!
01:17:52There's a hero.
01:17:53If there ever was one, you should see him.
01:17:55Come on, boy.
01:17:57Mother!
01:17:57My boy!
01:17:59My boy, my boy.
01:18:02Oh, mother.
01:18:03When am I going to prove that I'm a man?
01:18:09Hey, giant!
01:18:10Hey, giant!
01:18:11Hey, giant!
01:18:12Hey, giant!
01:18:16Look at the end!
01:18:18Oh, man!
01:18:20Oh!
01:18:20Come on!
01:18:22Come on!
01:18:23Come on!
01:18:26Ah!
01:18:27Ah!
01:18:57He went clear through to China.
01:19:27I wish the giant were alive, alive this very minute.
01:19:32Look inside his grave and see how lovely he looks in it.
01:19:35He's all laid out like a very good scout.
01:19:40And he never looked better in his life.
01:19:44We're happy to give the devil his due.
01:19:48And he never looked better in his life.
01:19:52We sing tra-la-la-la, tra-la-la, ha-ha-ha, tra-la-la.
01:19:57He's perpendicular-la-la, tra-la-la-la.
01:20:09If he could only see himself, he wouldn't know the monster.
01:20:13And if he knew him, he would be the only one who watched her.
01:20:17He met his due.
01:20:19He fought down in go-boom.
01:20:21And he never looked better in his life.
01:20:25Someday, by gosh, he'll be acres of squash.
01:20:29And he never looked better in his life.
01:20:34He fell on his word of bra-la-la, ha-ha-ha, tra-la-la.
01:20:38He's perpendicular-la-la, tra-la-la-la-la.
01:20:41He's wearing several branches of the beanstalk for a necktie.
01:20:54I never seen a bad-a-lookin' corpuscle delecti.
01:20:59His toes are curled, and he's out of this world.
01:21:03And he never looked better in his life.
01:21:07And there he lays to the end of his days.
01:21:11And he never looked better in his life.
01:21:16So tune up the orchestra-la-la, ha-ha-ha-ha, tra-la-la.
01:21:20He's perpendicular-la-la, tra-la-la-la-la.
01:21:24A blissful of steam around the village.
01:21:27Come on, come on.
01:21:29And there he goes with the Jack and the beanstalk.
01:21:33Jack and the beanstalk will all remember when...
01:21:36I managed this, boy.
01:21:38He's got to stop to hear a giant in his tent.
01:21:41When you bounce your titties on your knees
01:21:43in the future nurseries...
01:21:45Come on, come on.
01:21:46You will tell them all about the legend
01:21:49of the giant killer, Jack!
01:22:04Okay, King. I'm waiting. Crown me.
01:22:08That's an armed request.
01:22:16Ho!
01:22:19What's the matter with...
01:22:21You're the biggest racketeer kid I ever saw in my life!
01:22:25Hey!
01:22:26Oh, watch!
01:22:28What happened?
01:22:29Miss, your brother's the toughest kid I ever saw.
01:22:32Hey, Dink, I had the most beautiful dream.
01:22:34Dream?
01:22:36A sleep on the job.
01:22:43Prince Arthur?
01:22:45Princess Eloise?
01:22:46Mr. Dinklepuss!
01:22:49Dinklepuss?
01:22:50Hey, are you all right?
01:22:52Right?
01:22:54Right?
01:22:55I fear nothing when I am in the right.
01:23:00Whoever pushes me around will find me for a fight.
01:23:05I fear nothing when I do nothing wrong.
01:23:15And so I come on my way and sing a merry song.
01:23:21Oh, my God!
01:23:22I Counselor, Oro!
01:23:26Please lay in my own way like a baby.
01:23:27I'm sorry about that.
01:23:28Oh.
01:23:30Please lay on the right.
01:23:31Name Me, Y'all!
01:23:31Go!
01:23:32Sure.
01:23:32One or two impacto.
01:23:33Thank You beleaguely.
01:23:37Check my Lamar.
01:23:38Someitas,ф electoral health.
01:23:44Have you ever seen the headlines?
01:23:45No picture has been more eagerly awaited.
01:23:56It couldn't be made till the perfect star was found.
01:24:00But who will portray the gallant and heroic Jack?
01:24:03Only one actor has the bearing, the statue, the Olympian fortitude.
01:24:08And here he is.
01:24:10I fear nothing when I am in the right.
01:24:15Whoever pushes me around will find me full of fight.
01:24:29Yes, Jack and the Beanstalk is on the screen.
01:24:33But something new has been added to the best-loved legend of all time.
01:24:37And that something is laughter, as only Abbott and Costello can make.
01:24:42With Lou as jerk, er, Jack, that is.
01:24:46And Bud as Mr. Dinklepuss.
01:24:48Fearless, peerless, and spineless.
01:24:51We gotta save her.
01:24:52You're right.
01:24:53The princess.
01:24:53There's the castle.
01:24:54Come on.
01:24:55What am I doing?
01:24:57Go ahead.
01:24:58Yes, here are all the wonders of the story every mother has told her child, and every child
01:25:03will tell his children.
01:25:05The magic Beanstalk.
01:25:07The enchanted forest.
01:25:08The fearsome giant.
01:25:09And all the marvels of his castle.
01:25:12The talking harp.
01:25:13The hen that lays the golden eggs.
01:25:16The captive princess.
01:25:17All brought to the screen in a brilliant blaze of pageantry.
01:25:21With Abbott and Costello at their hilarious best.
01:25:25In a laugh-loaded, song-sprayed adventure into Never Never Land that you will ever remember.
01:25:31Jack and the beanstalk will long remember friends.
01:25:35I managed this, boy.
01:25:36You're up to stop to fear a giant in his bed.
01:25:39Darling, a song for Darling.
01:25:47Darling.
01:25:49I can't eat you.
01:25:51Ruin my appetite.
01:25:52Oh, Mr. Giant.
01:25:53You should eat something.
01:25:55Yeah.
01:25:56Oh, no.
01:25:58No.
01:26:00No.
01:26:01Mr. Dinkalpuss!
01:26:22O file.
01:26:26O file.
01:26:28Oh, no.
01:26:29Warren.
01:26:31Oh, no.
01:26:31Whoa, whoa.
01:26:32That's in the portfolio.
01:26:32Oh, no.
01:26:33Oh, no.
01:26:33Oh, no.
01:26:33Oh, no.
01:26:35Thereís chef then Bogd Dois.
01:26:35Oh, no.
01:26:36Some hands.
01:26:37Holy, what, me?
01:26:38Hair.
01:26:38Oh, no.
01:26:39I'm not gonna dig into this seas.
01:26:39Oh, no.
01:26:40Oh, no.
01:26:41Oh, no.
01:26:41Oh, oh, Ale.
01:26:42Oh, oh, yeah.
01:26:42Oh, yeah.
01:26:43Oh, no.
01:26:44Oh, yeah.
01:26:45Oh, no.
01:26:46Oh, no.
01:26:47Oh, no.
01:26:49Oh, yeah.
01:26:49Oh, yeah.
01:26:50Oh, ouais.
01:26:51Oh, yeah.
01:26:51Oh, oh, yeah.
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