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Weekenders Full Movie
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00:01:56It's perfect.
00:01:58Think you'll find what you're looking for?
00:02:00Don't make it sound so lofty.
00:02:06Too small. What's it say?
00:02:08Thank you for staying at the Forest Preserve.
00:02:10We hope it will be an oasis for you,
00:02:12the way it always has been for us.
00:02:16Sorry to cut this short buttercup,
00:02:18but that's my cue.
00:02:20Denise?
00:02:22First week of rumba classes.
00:02:24Don't look so surprised.
00:02:26Listen, I'll try again tomorrow, okay?
00:02:28Alright, don't break a hip.
00:02:30I'll do my darndest.
00:02:32Bye, Dad.
00:02:54The moment I turned inside you,
00:03:04was the moment I said I'm sorry.
00:03:06Cause I know that I hadn't been honest with you.
00:03:10I'm not in a hurry,
00:03:12I'm not in a hurry.
00:03:14Cause I don't give up on me now, don't worry.
00:03:16I just want to be close to you.
00:03:20I'll take you anyway.
00:03:22Even if you break my heart today,
00:03:24should you become my own?
00:03:28I'll take you anyway.
00:03:30I'll take you anyway.
00:03:32And my heart no foul can play.
00:03:34It's time I let you know.
00:03:44Hi.
00:03:48Hi.
00:03:49Who are you?
00:03:50Who are you?
00:03:51You don't get to do that.
00:03:52Do what?
00:03:53You don't get to who are you.
00:03:54Meanwhile, I'm who are you and you.
00:03:55You can't just walk in here like you own-
00:03:56My parents own this place.
00:03:58What?
00:03:59Sorry, you booked this weekend?
00:04:03Shit.
00:04:04Uh, sorry.
00:04:05My dad told me he blocked the weekend off for me.
00:04:08He's not very tech savvy.
00:04:09Listen, I can just-
00:04:10I can call him.
00:04:11I should have double checked.
00:04:12Let me just call him.
00:04:14Okay.
00:04:19Hey, Dad, you said this place wasn't booked this weekend.
00:04:22Well, uh, it is.
00:04:23And she's here.
00:04:24And I'm here.
00:04:25And you gotta keep giving her money back.
00:04:27I don't care.
00:04:29It's not a good look for me or for you or for me.
00:04:32Please just do it.
00:04:36He, uh, told me he's gonna reverse the charges.
00:04:38Money should be back in your cart on Monday.
00:04:40Am I getting kicked out?
00:04:41No.
00:04:42No.
00:04:43Uh, place is yours.
00:04:44Oh.
00:04:45Well, then three funds really not necessary.
00:04:48So my dad said two.
00:04:49But I spooked him with the prospect of a bad review.
00:04:51This place hasn't really been renting, so.
00:04:54Well, thank you.
00:04:56Thank you for the, uh, restraint, by the way.
00:04:59I know the, uh, knife drawer was probably looking pretty tempting a second ago.
00:05:02But I assure you, I'm harmless.
00:05:04That's exactly what a murderer would say.
00:05:05That is a fair point.
00:05:06Um, I'm James.
00:05:10Harper.
00:05:12It's a cool name.
00:05:14Thanks.
00:05:15It was a birthday present.
00:05:20Okay.
00:05:21Uh...
00:05:27Um, hey, do you...
00:05:29Do you want a drink?
00:05:32I mean, you know, if you drink.
00:05:34Am I still a suspected murderer?
00:05:36Well, totally.
00:05:37But, if I have any chance of escaping you, then I'm gonna have to ply you with alcohol.
00:05:41At least, that's how I survived the last guy.
00:05:44So.
00:05:45I don't want to impose.
00:05:46It's your house.
00:05:47Parents' house.
00:05:48Same thing.
00:05:49Still.
00:05:50Look.
00:05:51I took a year of jujitsu when I was eight.
00:05:53So, I'm pretty sure you can kick your ass if you try anything.
00:05:55Plus, my sister and I took one of those, like, women's defense classes where you learn to kill a guy with, like, a pen or a key or a...
00:06:03Oh, shit.
00:06:05Oh, shit, shit, shit.
00:06:08Come on.
00:06:09Come on.
00:06:10Come on.
00:06:11Come on.
00:06:12Oh.
00:06:13Yeah, I was, uh, wondering whose this was.
00:06:16Thought maybe the cleaning people were still around.
00:06:19Nope.
00:06:20It's mine.
00:06:21I can take you into town if you want.
00:06:24Get you some gas.
00:06:25No, I mean, it's fine.
00:06:26I'll just...
00:06:27I have AAA.
00:06:28I'll give him a call.
00:06:29I'm gonna be way faster out here, if you want.
00:06:32You know.
00:06:33I mean, you've already refunded this day.
00:06:35I can't let you buy me gas.
00:06:37Oh, I didn't say I was paying, so.
00:06:40Right.
00:06:42Uh, yeah.
00:06:44Yeah, thanks.
00:06:45Okay.
00:06:49So, why, uh, Plymouth for your getaway adventure or whatever this is?
00:06:53Oh, um, I went to Middlebury.
00:06:55I haven't been back to Vermont since graduation.
00:06:57I had the weekend, so, I don't know, I thought I'd just, like...
00:07:00Relive the glory days?
00:07:01Explore some places I might have missed.
00:07:06I don't know, I swung through campus on the way here.
00:07:08It's...
00:07:09It's different.
00:07:12Do people really do that?
00:07:14Like, come back and go to parties where nobody knows them anymore?
00:07:18Some.
00:07:19You?
00:07:20Oh, no, I mean...
00:07:21Homecoming, but...
00:07:23Where'd you go?
00:07:25Dartmouth.
00:07:26And you graduated...
00:07:27Yes.
00:07:28My question was actually when?
00:07:30Four years ago.
00:07:31Three.
00:07:32Well, I'd guess two.
00:07:33Babyface?
00:07:34You just don't look entirely jaded yet.
00:07:36Why do you fall wasted some days later?
00:07:37No wait, Dad!
00:07:38We'll see you never get wick.
00:07:39Somebody weak-wick and med sections,
00:07:40We..
00:07:41Yeah, no wait, Ned.
00:07:42Maybe you haven't even seen that stuff last time before.
00:07:43Never derive any jaded yet.
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00:07:45We'll see you.
00:07:47That's when instituti right here.
00:07:48You've got to get breakfast in the room for a screech spעם press,
00:07:49This place is, we say,
00:07:51she's gonna delete the mic.
00:07:52And it'sайте from the wall outside.
00:07:53That's what I said.
00:07:54She's gonna make up after the assault,
00:07:55It's just so at that point
00:07:56I told you.
00:07:57Good luck.
00:08:15Got any CDs?
00:08:18Yeah, there might be a couple in there.
00:08:22What?
00:08:24Oh, shit.
00:08:25Oh, my God.
00:08:26What's the album?
00:08:28It's a mixtape.
00:08:29No shit, really.
00:08:32Really?
00:08:33Sorry, I just haven't seen any of these in the wild lately.
00:08:37Who made it?
00:08:40Uh, I did.
00:08:42Brad.
00:08:44Let's listen.
00:08:44Uh...
00:08:45We all had a Spice Girls face.
00:08:47It is nothing to be ashamed of.
00:08:49It's personal.
00:08:50Your relationship with the Spice Girls.
00:08:52It was for an ex, so...
00:08:55Gotcha.
00:08:56Did she like it?
00:09:03She never got it.
00:09:05There's a story there.
00:09:06Not one for tonight.
00:09:09Come on.
00:09:09Is she from around here?
00:09:15Sort of.
00:09:16It was a summer thing.
00:09:18I really want to listen to her.
00:09:19Your request has been received and is currently under review.
00:09:22Someone will get back to you in three to five business days.
00:09:24You're the worst.
00:09:25Sounds a popular opinion.
00:09:27Dramatic.
00:09:27Come on, just tell me the good stuff.
00:09:33Like, what's the best date you guys ever went on?
00:09:36You see that house over there?
00:09:41What?
00:09:42It's where Coolidge got inaugurated.
00:09:44August 1923.
00:09:47This messenger came through town and started telling everyone that Harding had died.
00:09:50And Coolidge's dad swarmed in by candlelight at like three in the morning.
00:09:53Why do you know that?
00:09:55I'm kind of obsessed about the past.
00:09:58History major?
00:09:59Uh, enthusiast.
00:10:01I think it makes for good small talk.
00:10:03Is it working?
00:10:04I mean, you haven't lost my interest yet, so...
00:10:07I just think, like, it's wild something so big could happen somewhere so small.
00:10:12You know?
00:10:13Hmm.
00:10:16So she's the one who ended it, right?
00:10:19Hmm?
00:10:20Mixtape girl?
00:10:22I mean, that's always how it goes, right?
00:10:25No, not always.
00:10:27I mean, it has to get personal, but I mean, like, how many times has a guy been the one to break up with you?
00:10:32I mean, I don't know, but it's happened.
00:10:34Totally, totally.
00:10:35I just...
00:10:36Statistically, I just...
00:10:39Oh, uh, sorry, hold on.
00:10:41Marce?
00:10:43Um, I should...
00:10:45Totally, yeah, yeah, I can...
00:10:47I'll be...
00:10:48Yeah.
00:10:53Hey, sorry.
00:10:56No, I'm there.
00:11:06Oh, that's sweet.
00:11:15Mm-hmm.
00:11:16Think they're still together?
00:11:18Probably not, but...
00:11:20Pessimist.
00:11:22Eh, realist.
00:11:23Everything cool?
00:11:28Hmm?
00:11:29Uh, phone call.
00:11:31Oh.
00:11:31Uh, yeah.
00:11:33No, yeah, everything's...
00:11:34Why?
00:11:34Why did I sound like I was...
00:11:36No.
00:11:37Just, uh...
00:11:38Checking in.
00:11:39Lay your head down on my shoulder
00:11:56And let my heartbeat keep your time
00:11:59And in the future
00:12:02You'll be old enough
00:12:03To draw more apparent lines
00:12:07Well, tell me what you want
00:12:10Tell me what you need
00:12:12Can I satisfy the hunger in your chest?
00:12:16Thanks.
00:12:17It was fun.
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:28Let's get that gas in your car.
00:12:42So, um...
00:12:44Where are you staying tonight?
00:12:46It's not yet, actually.
00:12:48Do you have any friends in town?
00:12:51Not anymore.
00:12:52Probably just bummed it at some cheap hotel.
00:12:55What?
00:12:55It sucks.
00:12:57Such a couple nights.
00:12:59Look, I don't want this to be weird or anything,
00:13:01But, um...
00:13:02I mean, the person I was staying with
00:13:04Bailed on me last minute
00:13:05And it's a two-bedroom,
00:13:07Which, obviously, you already know.
00:13:09Um...
00:13:09I wasn't trying to, uh, guilt you
00:13:11Or anything.
00:13:12No, I know.
00:13:13And that's...
00:13:14That's why I offered.
00:13:17Are you sure?
00:13:24Yeah...
00:13:25Yeah, I mean...
00:13:27Like I said...
00:13:28Ju-jitsu.
00:13:30Okay, um, so there's no mirror selfies or photos with fish, which is, that's good.
00:13:42It's a good start.
00:13:43I am immediately regretting this.
00:13:46Too late.
00:13:46Keep staring.
00:13:48Um, okay, so it's, uh, it's not bad.
00:13:53It's not.
00:13:54It's just that, um, your photos, they, um, I mean, your photos have no personality.
00:14:03Ouch.
00:14:04You asked for my help.
00:14:06Uh, I believe you asked to help me.
00:14:08Um, I'm going to need a replay on that because I'm pretty sure you're the one who asked me for my help.
00:14:12Okay, okay, lead by example.
00:14:14Show me yours.
00:14:15Oh, I, I don't have one.
00:14:18Of course not.
00:14:19Hey, before you question my credentials, I definitely used to.
00:14:21And digitally out of frustration or because you found what you were looking for.
00:14:25Also, follow-up question.
00:14:26Does he or does he not have an eight pack?
00:14:29We are not talking about me right now.
00:14:32And you need to keep stirring.
00:14:41Uh, uh.
00:14:43Oh, my God, it's perfect.
00:14:44I.
00:14:45No, you have to upload this.
00:14:46It's the first photo.
00:14:47Absolutely not.
00:14:48What?
00:14:49Come on, personality.
00:14:51Mm-mm.
00:14:51Mm-mm-mm.
00:14:54How's it looking?
00:14:55Uh, you tell me.
00:14:56Here, hold on.
00:14:58Yeah, good.
00:15:01Yeah?
00:15:02Mm.
00:15:03It's good.
00:15:03I can go on the sheet.
00:15:04Okay.
00:15:06Also, where is your bio?
00:15:08Uh, not worth the time.
00:15:10You kidding?
00:15:11What am I supposed to do?
00:15:12Write the same shit everybody else does?
00:15:13Do the sarcastic subversion thing?
00:15:16That's sad.
00:15:16I mean, I don't know, but you need something.
00:15:18Is this who?
00:15:19Um, your empty inbox.
00:15:21Ouch, again.
00:15:23Look, just let me write something for you.
00:15:27I just don't like it stupid.
00:15:29That's the spirit.
00:15:30Come on, this is supposed to be fun.
00:15:32Was it fun for you?
00:15:34Um, I mean, yeah.
00:15:36I just, like, went on when I was bored.
00:15:38It's sort of like a game.
00:15:39Oh, yeah, that's, like, part of the problem.
00:15:40My therapist says that...
00:15:42Sorry, is that weird?
00:15:43Therapy?
00:15:44No, therapy's cool.
00:15:45Cool.
00:15:46Yeah, she says that it's important to be intentional about this stuff, which, like, I agree with,
00:15:50but it's hard when it feels like my only options are frivolous or forever, you know?
00:15:54I mean, okay, so what are you looking for?
00:15:57Something in between?
00:15:59And then everybody?
00:15:59Yes, I guess, but it does not always feel that way.
00:16:04Okay, but that frustration's not, like, exclusive to guys.
00:16:07No, it's not.
00:16:08I just, you know, it's just different.
00:16:10Like, I've been in the inboxes for some of my female friends.
00:16:13Like, they've let me look in some of their inboxes, and it's, um, different.
00:16:18Just, like, volume-wise, the total number of people that...
00:16:20Unsolicited dick pics?
00:16:23That's a thing?
00:16:25Yeah.
00:16:26You want me to show you?
00:16:27You saved them.
00:16:28Okay.
00:16:29Well, I mean, I've screenshotted a few.
00:16:30Only the winners, though.
00:16:31The winners?
00:16:31I don't know.
00:16:32Okay.
00:16:33Um, sorry, that's really shitty.
00:16:35Don't apologize for something you didn't do.
00:16:37I'm just saying.
00:16:38I mean, performative nice guy is about as pervasive as the dick pics.
00:16:41It's not what I'm doing.
00:16:42I'm not.
00:16:43Unless you, you know, blindsided some poor, helpless female with your unsolicited...
00:16:48No, I, uh, you know, has not blindsided any helpless female.
00:16:53I know.
00:16:54I'm just busting your balls.
00:16:58Um, let's get these in the oven, yeah?
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:09Broken femur from a skiing accident's definitely a lie.
00:17:11That's way too specific.
00:17:12Oh, look at my face.
00:17:16You're not getting anything out of me.
00:17:20Fine.
00:17:21Been in love twice.
00:17:22Final answer.
00:17:22Lie.
00:17:24You're wrong.
00:17:26Damn it.
00:17:27What was it?
00:17:28I was skiing accident.
00:17:29It was my wrist, not my femur.
00:17:31And I was seven, not eight.
00:17:32That's cheating.
00:17:32How is it cheating?
00:17:33You know exactly how it's cheating.
00:17:34I lied, didn't I?
00:17:35The half-fly is very manipulative.
00:17:36That is why I'm undefeated.
00:17:43Twice, huh?
00:17:46Yeah.
00:17:47I think so.
00:17:48I mean, now I'm curious, but...
00:17:52If you must know.
00:17:57Um...
00:17:58Okay, so first time was in kindergarten.
00:18:01Uh...
00:18:01Recess.
00:18:03It was Halloween, just after the costume parade.
00:18:06And he was an astronaut.
00:18:07I was a pumpkin.
00:18:08Oh my God.
00:18:10I mean, he was crazy decked out.
00:18:11Like, this wasn't the Party City shit, okay?
00:18:13This was the real deal.
00:18:14Like, his aunt must have worked for NASA or something.
00:18:16And I'm in this puffy orange thing that my mom made me.
00:18:19And I'm sitting on the swings alone.
00:18:22And he comes over to me from whatever game he's playing.
00:18:25He stares me dead in the eyes.
00:18:28And says,
00:18:29I wish I looked as cool as you.
00:18:34And just walks away.
00:18:36Total badass.
00:18:37Like, he just had to tell me that before he could keep playing.
00:18:41And that was it.
00:18:43Yeah, that was it.
00:18:45TJ Bellis.
00:18:46That's love.
00:18:52Well, sure felt like it.
00:18:54You were five.
00:18:56And?
00:18:59And...
00:19:00Number two.
00:19:07That, my friend, is classified.
00:19:11Oh, come on.
00:19:11No, I don't answer.
00:19:14Fine.
00:19:15Fine.
00:19:16And you?
00:19:20Hmm?
00:19:23Love.
00:19:28Oh, um.
00:19:31Sorry, I should go...
00:19:32Yeah, totally.
00:19:33Do you need help cleaning up, or...
00:19:35That's good.
00:19:36I got it.
00:19:37That's like four cans.
00:19:39Okay.
00:19:39I'll take this one.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:42Um.
00:19:44See you in the morning?
00:19:45Mm-hmm.
00:19:45This is Blake.
00:20:06Do it.
00:20:07Hey.
00:20:09Um.
00:20:10It's me.
00:20:10I saw your message, and I just thought I'd give you a call.
00:20:14Um.
00:20:15To say goodnight.
00:20:16Or whatever.
00:20:17Uh.
00:20:18But no pressure.
00:20:19Um.
00:20:21Just we'll...
00:20:22Talk when we talk.
00:20:24Um.
00:20:25I hope you have a good night.
00:20:33Bye.
00:20:33I don't know.
00:21:03I don't know.
00:21:33I don't know.
00:21:34I don't know.
00:21:35I don't know.
00:21:36I don't know.
00:21:37I don't know.
00:21:38I don't know.
00:21:39I don't know.
00:21:40I don't know.
00:21:41Oh, my God.
00:21:42Hi.
00:21:43What's up?
00:21:44I thought you were working.
00:21:45I took the day off.
00:21:46Thought I'd surprise you.
00:21:47Wow.
00:21:48This is really unexpected.
00:21:49I...
00:21:50Well, you made such a big thing about it, I figured...
00:21:51No, I know.
00:21:52I just didn't think that you'd actually be able to come, so...
00:21:54Can I come in?
00:21:55Yeah.
00:22:01Morning.
00:22:02Morning.
00:22:03Hi.
00:22:04I'm James.
00:22:06Blake.
00:22:07Who are you?
00:22:08Who is this?
00:22:09James' family owns the place, and there was a scheduling mix-up.
00:22:12He came up yesterday from...
00:22:14Boston.
00:22:15Boston.
00:22:16Boston.
00:22:17Yeah.
00:22:18Long story short, he's super chill, so I thought that it made more sense for him to take the
00:22:23downstairs bedroom than, like, blow money on a hotel, you know?
00:22:26Totally.
00:22:27Do you guys want breakfast, or...?
00:22:28Look, it's just kind of weird.
00:22:29I know, but...
00:22:30Come on, what was I supposed to do?
00:22:31Send his ass to the Marriott?
00:22:32Look, I didn't even know that you were coming.
00:22:33I...
00:22:34Exactly.
00:22:35So what do you think it was like walking in today?
00:22:36No, I know, but I told you nothing happened.
00:22:37I know what you said, but most guys...
00:22:38What, would've thought that I sucked his dick?
00:22:39Don't be gross.
00:22:40Look, I don't know.
00:22:41I don't know.
00:22:42I don't know.
00:22:43I don't know.
00:22:44I don't know.
00:22:45I don't know.
00:22:46I don't know.
00:22:47I don't know.
00:22:48I don't know.
00:22:49I don't know.
00:22:50I don't know.
00:22:51I don't know.
00:22:52I don't know.
00:22:53Most guys...
00:22:54What, would've thought that I sucked his dick?
00:22:55Don't be gross.
00:22:56Look, I just...
00:22:57I don't see how it's any different than if I just rented a room instead of the whole house.
00:23:01If you don't see the difference between...
00:23:02I didn't do anything wrong.
00:23:03Harper.
00:23:04I didn't come here to fight.
00:23:05I'm not...
00:23:06I'm not fighting.
00:23:07I...
00:23:08I'm not fighting.
00:23:09I woke up the ass crack of dawn just so I could be traffic.
00:23:12I know.
00:23:13To hang out with you.
00:23:14And I'm sorry.
00:23:15I'm really happy to see you.
00:23:18I'm really happy that you're here.
00:23:21Blueberry or banana?
00:23:32Wow.
00:23:33That's a toughie.
00:23:35Harper?
00:23:36Um...
00:23:37Blueberry's cool.
00:23:42There's a maple tree.
00:23:43A few yards that way.
00:23:44A spigot on it if you guys want the fresh stuff.
00:23:50Well, I never say no to fresh sap.
00:23:57Pretty sure that's not even how maple syrup works.
00:24:03It's really good, James.
00:24:13Thanks.
00:24:14Now do you always come with the place or do we just get lucky?
00:24:17Blake.
00:24:18What? No.
00:24:19This is some serious bed and breakfast shit.
00:24:21I'm into it.
00:24:22I guess Fortune smiled.
00:24:24You sure the whole scheduling mishap wasn't just a fun way to say hi?
00:24:28Look, if it was, they'd be losing a lot of money.
00:24:30James, your friend of the whole state.
00:24:31No questions asked.
00:24:33Good.
00:24:34What are, um...
00:24:36What are you guys doing today?
00:24:37We are going on a run.
00:24:39We're training for a half.
00:24:40Yeah, I used to run in coffee.
00:24:41And I rented a boat for the afternoon.
00:24:43A boat?
00:24:44Sounds fun.
00:24:46Yeah.
00:24:47Um...
00:24:48You know, if you're looking for some good trails, there are some great ones over at Coolidge
00:24:51Homestead.
00:24:52It's the place where...
00:24:53Oh, yeah.
00:24:54The one that you told me about yesterday after you came back with the gas.
00:24:56Gas?
00:24:57Yeah.
00:24:58Yeah, my car crept out right when I got here.
00:25:00So, um, James played handyman while I got settled.
00:25:02It was really nice.
00:25:04How chivalrous.
00:25:06Yeah.
00:25:07Um, you know, if you guys want to bop, totally go for it.
00:25:12I'm gonna be around for a little.
00:25:13Do you need anything?
00:25:14Harper, you have the...
00:25:15Yeah.
00:25:16Maybe you'll, um, come on the boat with us later.
00:25:18If there's room?
00:25:19Yeah.
00:25:20Totally.
00:25:21Possibly.
00:25:22Uh, I might be meeting up with somebody.
00:25:23Cool.
00:25:24I thought you said everybody you know is out of town.
00:25:25They are.
00:25:26Um...
00:25:27My friend just took this new photo of me.
00:25:29I'm gonna try uploading to Tinder, because they say the algorithms boost to when you're
00:25:34out of town.
00:25:35It's really stupid, but I don't really...
00:25:36Not stupid at all.
00:25:37Appreciate the hustle, brother.
00:25:38Yeah.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:40It's, uh...
00:25:41Challenging.
00:25:58Um, so I think it's right down here?
00:26:00Yeah.
00:26:01It's like the one way to go.
00:26:03You wanna do, what, like eight today?
00:26:06Okay.
00:26:07Ready?
00:26:08Alright.
00:26:09Um...
00:26:10Let's go.
00:26:11Let's go!
00:26:12I'll start this.
00:26:13Audrey, think of.
00:26:14I don't want to be alone, but what can I say?
00:26:19You're under my skin
00:26:20And I know where it takes me
00:26:24I know it's gonna break me if I ain't been broken in
00:26:28So what can I do?
00:26:31It happened again
00:26:32And I know where it takes me
00:26:36I know it's gonna break me if I ain't been broken in
00:26:40So break me in
00:26:43Break me in
00:26:46And I don't know who I'm gonna be
00:26:49If I don't go home with you
00:26:52Nothing to say
00:26:54Oh, nothing to do
00:26:58And I know where it takes me
00:27:00I know it's gonna break me if I ain't been broken in
00:27:04So what can I do?
00:27:06I don't want to break me in
00:27:09Hey
00:27:11Hey
00:27:13Yeah
00:27:15Yeah, we have like no service
00:27:18Yeah, I'll be in tomorrow
00:27:21We're all set for Friday
00:27:24I told you, it's not an issue
00:27:26Okay
00:27:39Oh, what but?
00:27:40Right
00:27:41Well, let's break it down
00:27:42With the rest of your wegen
00:27:44And I know this
00:27:46But I'm afraid to catch today
00:27:48I know this
00:27:49I'm in tomorrow
00:27:50This is a evening
00:27:52Ok
00:28:02Harper, let's go, come on.
00:28:26Yeah, I've been up here since May doing summer stock in Myston.
00:28:29We just closed our last show.
00:28:30My mom was a dancer, so I had a life, yeah.
00:28:34That is so cute.
00:28:35Did she, like, teach you how to tap dance or something?
00:28:37She definitely tried, but my sister definitely got most of that.
00:28:41I mean, she, like, takes a lot more.
00:28:42You're so cute.
00:28:44Is she, like, is she in the business too?
00:28:46No, no, she's in med school.
00:28:48Oh, God bless.
00:28:49Four years of Plaza residency, no thanks, not for me.
00:28:53I just graduated BOCO, and I'm, like, ready to go, you know?
00:28:57I mean, a long gig right out of school.
00:28:59It's, like, really good.
00:29:00Yes, so blessed off this contract, so grateful, but at the same time, I'm also so ready to be back in the city.
00:29:07Four weeks with the same people are going to make it crazy.
00:29:09I mean, I can imagine.
00:29:13So, um, your profile says you're just here for the weekend?
00:29:17Yeah, uh, quick trip, in and out, yeah.
00:29:21Yeah, totally.
00:29:25I'm leaving tomorrow.
00:29:34Hey, there's, like, no pressure.
00:29:35I don't want you to feel like you have to, like, do anything.
00:29:37I think I'm late all summer.
00:29:38Twelve gays, two straight guys, and 19 horny chorus girls.
00:29:41Do the math.
00:29:46Damn, dude.
00:29:47Must have been a good pick.
00:29:49Oh, um, hi.
00:29:51I'm Allison.
00:29:52Blake.
00:29:53Harper.
00:29:53Sorry, um, I neglected to mention this is an Airbnb.
00:29:56I mean, it's my house, but...
00:29:57Parents' house.
00:29:57Right.
00:29:58Parents' house.
00:29:59Sorry, uh, this is, uh, a scheduling mix-up.
00:30:02We're all staying here now.
00:30:03I'm sorry if that's weird.
00:30:04Do you know how many housemates I had this summer?
00:30:06This is nothing.
00:30:07I was doing summer stock in Weston.
00:30:09Oh, damn, sign me up.
00:30:11Are you Union?
00:30:12I have no idea.
00:30:12Well, auditions are always cutthroat, but you have a real leading man vibe to you,
00:30:18so you definitely get through the initial type-out.
00:30:19I thought you guys were renting a boat.
00:30:21Oh, we love boats.
00:30:22Me too.
00:30:22Me too.
00:30:23Yeah, boats are cool.
00:30:24Sorry, I just didn't realize you guys were going to be back so soon.
00:30:26I wanted a change.
00:30:27Oh, and James, don't forget, that offer I made at breakfast still stands.
00:30:32What offer?
00:30:33Join us on the boat, my man.
00:30:35We've got an eight-person bow rider.
00:30:37Plenty of room.
00:30:37That sounds so fun.
00:30:39So fun.
00:30:40Come on, what do you say, Jimmy?
00:30:41About a little maritime adventure.
00:30:44I didn't know that was your nickname.
00:30:45It's not.
00:30:49This thing goes to 45.
00:30:55Yeah, it's a supercharged engine.
00:30:56Last week, I pushed her up to 48.
00:30:59Awesome.
00:31:00You know, if you want later, I'll be happy to let you drive.
00:31:02I don't know.
00:31:03My crash isn't to something.
00:31:04It's not that hard.
00:31:06He's such a boy.
00:31:08Yeah, yeah, mopeds, ATVs, dirt bikes.
00:31:10It's kind of his thing.
00:31:12Lucky you.
00:31:13Yeah.
00:31:14Yeah, he's something.
00:31:16Do you ride, James?
00:31:18I had an electric scooter when I was a kid.
00:31:22You know, being out here on the water really reminds me of my production of Anything Goes.
00:31:26I played Hope Hardcore.
00:31:27Hey, Blake.
00:31:28What?
00:31:29Can you give me a beer?
00:31:31You want?
00:31:32No, I'm good, thanks.
00:31:33Those days are kind of long gone for me, and I think I'm going to keep my boating license.
00:31:36But, you know, you guys have a good time this afternoon.
00:31:39Oh, we will.
00:31:42All right.
00:31:46All right.
00:31:47What should we toast to?
00:31:50To life.
00:31:52To life.
00:31:54James, I got to tell you, you found a good one here.
00:31:57To life.
00:31:57You know what?
00:32:02I'm going to go for a swim.
00:32:04James, hold my beer.
00:32:11Harper, come on.
00:32:12Let's go.
00:32:12Oh, I didn't bring my suit.
00:32:16Harper, we're on a boat.
00:32:18Why don't you bring your bathing suit?
00:32:20I didn't bring mine either, so.
00:32:22James, we're on a boat.
00:32:24Why don't you bring your bathing suit?
00:32:26I'll swim.
00:32:28Did you remember to bring your bathing suit?
00:32:30No, but I don't care.
00:32:34Um, Harper?
00:32:36Yeah, sorry, I do care.
00:32:40James?
00:32:41Yeah, no, sorry, I'm way too drunk, so.
00:32:43Yeah.
00:32:44Suit yourself.
00:32:47Be safe, like always.
00:32:50You ready?
00:32:51So ready.
00:32:54You're cool with getting everything wet, right?
00:32:56Yeah.
00:32:57It's going to be easy.
00:32:57Oh.
00:32:58All right, so on three, we're going to jump in.
00:33:01Wait, on three or on go, or?
00:33:03On three, I'm going to count to three, and then we're going to jump in.
00:33:06Oh my God.
00:33:07Okay.
00:33:07One, two, three.
00:33:08One, two, three.
00:33:09Two, three.
00:33:10Oh my God, it's scary.
00:33:14Oh my God, it's scary.
00:33:19Oh my God, it's scary.
00:33:23Come here.
00:33:25I got you.
00:33:28Oh, you feel that?
00:33:31What was that?
00:33:35Oh.
00:33:39Sorry.
00:33:40That wasn't me.
00:33:42That was not me.
00:33:43You're so annoying!
00:33:59It's a life.
00:34:01Try and stand on my hands.
00:34:05It appears your master plan worked.
00:34:08Yeah, a little too well, apparently.
00:34:10Where did you put my bio?
00:34:12Here for a good time, not a long time.
00:34:14Catch me, Vicky.
00:34:15Subjectively terrible.
00:34:17Clearly not.
00:34:18What does that even mean?
00:34:19Well, it's the beauty of it, right?
00:34:20It's the ambiguity.
00:34:21It's a music lyrics, a movie reference,
00:34:23a thinly veiled way of saying that your time in town is limited
00:34:27and you're looking to copulate and make it count.
00:34:29Option C is definitely the inference that she made for that one.
00:34:37Sorry, it's my dad.
00:34:39Dad, hey.
00:34:42Harper, how are you, sweetie?
00:34:45Pretty good, yeah.
00:34:48How are you?
00:34:49Looks beautiful.
00:34:50Oh, yeah, it's Lake Echo.
00:34:53Let me give you the full view.
00:34:54So, over there is where the house is.
00:34:58And then the sunset is going to be back over this way.
00:35:02This way.
00:35:03Who's that?
00:35:04Oh, um, but...
00:35:05Hi!
00:35:06I'm Neil.
00:35:07Harper's dad.
00:35:08That's not him, Doug.
00:35:09Sweetie, I thought you said he wasn't coming.
00:35:10Yeah, yeah, it's not him and he can hear you.
00:35:13Oh.
00:35:15Who's he then?
00:35:17He's just a friend.
00:35:18It's good to meet you anyway, sir.
00:35:20Likewise.
00:35:22When do I get to meet this guy, Harper?
00:35:23I don't know, when it feels like something.
00:35:26Well, it's been six months.
00:35:28Yeah, and very inconsistent.
00:35:29Listen, Dad, I really, I can't talk about this right now.
00:35:32Okay?
00:35:33Fine.
00:35:34Sorry to press.
00:35:35It's fine.
00:35:36Just...
00:35:37Look, I know and I love you for it, but I gotta go.
00:35:40Enjoy the water.
00:35:41Okay.
00:35:42Love you.
00:35:43Hi, Dad.
00:35:48He seems cool.
00:35:50Kids?
00:35:53I don't know.
00:35:56So you and Blake...
00:36:01Sorry if I'm getting in the way of the weekend or whatever this is supposed to be.
00:36:04Oh, no.
00:36:05No, it's fine.
00:36:06He...
00:36:07He seems to enjoy the company.
00:36:10I'm running towards the atmosphere.
00:36:13I'm running towards you.
00:36:16I'm running towards the atmosphere.
00:36:21Well, I see you here.
00:36:24I'm running towards the atmosphere.
00:36:28I'm running towards you.
00:36:31Yeah.
00:36:32I'm running towards the atmosphere.
00:36:35Well, I see you here.
00:36:38I'm running towards the atmosphere.
00:36:42I'm running towards you
00:36:45I'm running towards the atmosphere
00:36:49Will I see you here?
00:36:56Will I see you here?
00:37:00Oh my God
00:37:02You're never gonna let me down
00:37:05You're never gonna let me down
00:37:12Oh my God
00:37:17You're never gonna let me down
00:37:20You're never gonna let me down
00:37:24Will you meet me here?
00:37:42Here you go
00:37:57Thank you so much
00:37:59No problem
00:38:00Oh
00:38:03You don't have to do that
00:38:06Just in case the guys come out
00:38:07Oh
00:38:08Not like he's not gonna see it later anyway
00:38:10James I mean
00:38:13What?
00:38:19It's just funny
00:38:21It's funny
00:38:22Me, you, this porch, Vermont
00:38:25Like what?
00:38:27Totally
00:38:28It's like fate
00:38:30Yeah or like completely random right?
00:38:34I mean what I didn't even know who you were six hours ago
00:38:37And now a couple of algorithms on some apps just made it happen
00:38:41But I mean after tomorrow
00:38:43It's not like we're ever gonna see each other again
00:38:45Or remember each other's names
00:38:46Or let this ever even happen
00:38:47So
00:38:48Don't say that
00:38:49What's your Instagram?
00:38:57She's hot man
00:38:58Hmm?
00:39:00Tinder chick?
00:39:00Allie?
00:39:01Solid seven
00:39:02We're just hanging out
00:39:03That's the way to be
00:39:05Can't take them too serious
00:39:06I thought you were kind of a simp this morning
00:39:11But
00:39:11You're actually pretty chill
00:39:13Thank you
00:39:15Listen
00:39:16I'm gonna help you out
00:39:18How?
00:39:19I'm gonna wingman for you
00:39:20Get her juices flowing
00:39:22Hang tight
00:39:23Ladies
00:39:31Wanna play a game?
00:39:34What kind of game?
00:39:35Come in
00:39:36I'll show you
00:39:37This
00:39:50Is paranoia
00:39:53One by one
00:39:57We'll go around in a circle
00:39:58And when it's your turn
00:40:00You'll pick someone
00:40:01And ask them a who question
00:40:02A who question?
00:40:04Yeah
00:40:05Like
00:40:06Who here lost virginity last?
00:40:10Or
00:40:11Who do you think is into butt stuff?
00:40:13Seriously?
00:40:14It's an example
00:40:15I got it
00:40:16Good
00:40:17And then the person will answer
00:40:19But
00:40:20No one else will know what was asked
00:40:22So if you want to find out
00:40:24You have to take a shot
00:40:27Who wants to go first?
00:40:32Who wants to go first?
00:40:42Me it is
00:40:43Eenie
00:40:45Meenie
00:40:47Miney
00:40:50Moe
00:40:53Come on
00:41:08Come on
00:41:08That's a tough one
00:41:12Well there's only four of us to choose from
00:41:14Can I pick myself?
00:41:18Yeah
00:41:19If you think that's the answer
00:41:20Then uh
00:41:24Yeah
00:41:25Me
00:41:26That's hot
00:41:28All right
00:41:34You return
00:41:36James
00:41:41Blake
00:41:49You know what I know?
00:41:55I already know who he thinks has the biggest dick so
00:42:15Does that mean it's my turn?
00:42:22Interesting
00:42:44Allison
00:42:48Definitely
00:42:49Oh damn it
00:42:54Tell me
00:43:05I asked who you think is most likely to cheat on someone
00:43:12Oh
00:43:13Okay he was sophomore year and he was really boring
00:43:16Hey
00:43:17No judgment here we're all people
00:43:18Yeah I mean anything goes
00:43:20Right?
00:43:24The musical you were in I was referencing
00:43:27Oh
00:43:28All right
00:43:32Allison you're up again
00:43:34No let Harper go she hasn't had a turn yet
00:43:36Oh
00:43:36No I'm good
00:43:37No she's right
00:43:39Harper come on
00:43:41Ask a question
00:43:42Okay
00:43:46You
00:44:09You Harper
00:44:09Well
00:44:28Well?
00:44:38She asked who do I think...
00:44:43I asked who do you think is hiding something.
00:44:54Time for round two.
00:44:56Which means two shots.
00:44:59And we're moving on to yes or no questions.
00:45:26You would?
00:45:28Yeah.
00:45:29I would.
00:45:42Let's hear it.
00:45:45Asked her if she would give up sex for a year to be on Broadway.
00:45:48It's my dream.
00:45:51Honestly, Harfer, I don't know what you're so paranoid about.
00:45:58It's my turn.
00:46:03Oh, two in a row.
00:46:04Do you think James is a good thing to be on Broadway?
00:46:10Yeah.
00:46:11I do.
00:46:16Oh, come on, James.
00:46:17You've got to ask her about that one.
00:46:22All right.
00:46:24Fine.
00:46:24I'll do it.
00:46:25Okay.
00:46:32One.
00:46:37Two.
00:46:39She asked me if I thought James was going to sleep with me tonight.
00:46:42Hoo hoo!
00:46:43Making friends real quick around here.
00:46:48You drank.
00:46:49It's your turn.
00:46:55What?
00:47:02Do you need me to repeat the question?
00:47:03Why would you ask me that?
00:47:05It's paranoia, James.
00:47:06Answer.
00:47:08Haven't thought about it.
00:47:09So think about it.
00:47:10That's my answer.
00:47:11Eh, that's not an answer.
00:47:12My answer is I don't have an answer.
00:47:20Aggressive.
00:47:21Harfer, that's like four shots in two minutes.
00:47:22I'm fine.
00:47:23She's fine.
00:47:24Why would you ask?
00:47:25It's...
00:47:26It doesn't matter.
00:47:27I asked when we thought was hotter.
00:47:28You or Allison.
00:47:29What?
00:47:30It's not even a yes or no question.
00:47:31Oops.
00:47:32Why did you have to think about it?
00:47:33No offense.
00:47:34Why are we doing this?
00:47:35Because it's fun.
00:47:36Aren't you having fun, James?
00:47:37I'm having fun.
00:47:38See, she's having fun.
00:47:39Can I ask a question?
00:47:40Technically it's Harper's turn.
00:47:43No.
00:47:44It's okay, James.
00:47:45Go ahead.
00:47:46Ask your question.
00:47:47So you're forgoing your turn?
00:47:48Yeah.
00:47:49I'm forgoing my turn.
00:47:50Another wasted opportunity, but hey...
00:47:52What the fuck does that mean?
00:47:53Relax.
00:47:54You're embarrassing.
00:47:55Relax?
00:47:56Stop.
00:47:57What?
00:47:58James, it's your turn, bud.
00:47:59Oh my God!
00:48:00What?
00:48:01Yes.
00:48:02I hope it's gonna be nice.
00:48:03Yes.
00:48:07Oh my God.
00:48:12Okay.
00:48:13You know, I don't know if you want to know.
00:48:35My impending hangover would suggest otherwise.
00:48:43He asked if I was tired of this game.
00:48:51I don't think that's what he asked you.
00:48:53Well, it is. And I am.
00:49:03James?
00:49:10Yeah, I guess paranoia is not a misnomer.
00:49:20You still tired?
00:49:30I'm soaring through the sky.
00:49:42So weightless in the night.
00:49:46The breath of life has filled my soul.
00:49:52Oh, far beyond this world.
00:49:56Oh, it's forming this hope.
00:50:00My heart will never be alone.
00:50:08I'm running towards the atmosphere.
00:50:22I'm running towards the atmosphere.
00:50:24I'm running towards you.
00:50:28I'm running towards the atmosphere.
00:50:30Will I see you here?
00:50:34I'm running towards the atmosphere.
00:50:38I'm running towards the atmosphere.
00:50:44Will I see you here?
00:50:48I'm running towards the atmosphere.
00:50:52I'm running towards the atmosphere.
00:50:56I'm running towards the atmosphere.
00:50:58I'm running towards the atmosphere.
00:51:00Will you meet me here?
00:51:02I'm running towards the atmosphere.
00:51:06Morning.
00:51:26Morning.
00:51:28Good night.
00:51:29Yeah.
00:51:31You?
00:51:33Yeah.
00:51:36I...
00:51:55See you in the city?
00:51:56Mm-hmm.
00:51:58By the way, cookies are overdone.
00:52:00Thank you so much.
00:52:06I had so much fun.
00:52:08You're so welcome.
00:52:09And remember, I'm at Alleycat88 underscore three.
00:52:13Yeah, did you see James this morning?
00:52:15Oh, he wasn't here when I woke up.
00:52:17Oh.
00:52:19He's lost, right?
00:52:21Totally.
00:52:23Shuttle's leaving!
00:52:24Coming!
00:52:25I thought you were taking an Uber.
00:52:26Oh, he said he was passing the station.
00:52:28Summer's stock doesn't really pay, so...
00:52:30Toodles!
00:52:31Toodles!
00:52:36Shh.
00:52:36Shh.
00:52:36Shh.
00:52:36Shh.
00:52:36Shh.
00:52:36Shh.
00:52:36Shh.
00:52:36Shh.
00:52:36Shh.
00:52:37Shh.
00:52:37Shh.
00:52:39Shh.
00:52:41Shh.
00:52:43Shh.
00:52:45Shh.
00:52:47Shh.
00:52:49Shh.
00:52:51Shh.
00:52:52Shh.
00:52:53Shh.
00:52:55Shh.
00:52:56Shh.
00:53:23Shh.
00:53:24What the itinerary yeah, it's a subject to change
00:53:50I just figured I'd leave a road map my whereabouts in case you got bored.
00:53:53Oh, you know, you could just leave your number like a normal person.
00:53:56Yeah, it kind of got in my head when I'm hoping someone's gonna text me back, so.
00:54:03So you slipped out early?
00:54:05Just quietly. Did Blake leave?
00:54:09Yeah, yeah, about a half hour ago.
00:54:15Allison said he left without saying goodbye.
00:54:17Yeah, we're now in the latter stages of the texting, chilling and ghosting cycle, so.
00:54:22Oh, I know it well.
00:54:26Victim or perpetrator.
00:54:28Totally right on. Love it.
00:54:30Shut up.
00:54:31What?
00:54:32You literally just said you did the same thing.
00:54:33Did not literally say it.
00:54:34I did not figuratively say it.
00:54:35No, I did not.
00:54:36Figuratively.
00:54:37What are you talking about?
00:54:38Because we're not talking about me.
00:54:39Was it irrelevant?
00:54:40We're not talking about me. We're talking about you.
00:54:41You're so...
00:54:42So...
00:54:48What?
00:54:58I want to know more things about you.
00:55:00That'd be cool.
00:55:01I used to think being in my twenties would feel so... adult, put together, you know?
00:55:18But really, you just realize more and more how little you know about life.
00:55:23It's inherently upsetting.
00:55:25And what's worse is, you know, there are people who pretend like that's not how it is.
00:55:30Like, the girl who cheated off my little sister in pre-calc is bragging about baby number two in her forever home on Facebook.
00:55:36Like, give me a break.
00:55:39Sorry, you're still on Facebook?
00:55:41Shut up.
00:55:44Oh, wow.
00:55:47I missed this.
00:55:53What do you do with all those?
00:55:56Um...
00:55:57I used to print them out and put them in albums, but, uh...
00:56:00I don't know, I haven't shot for myself in a while, so...
00:56:04Why?
00:56:07Not sure if I love it anymore.
00:56:10Something change?
00:56:11Uh, yeah.
00:56:13Turned into work.
00:56:15Like, professionally?
00:56:16Yeah, yeah.
00:56:17I shoot weddings, so...
00:56:19That's cool.
00:56:22It used to be.
00:56:24I mean, it's gotta be better than my nine to five, right?
00:56:30It's a template.
00:56:31It's the same eight poses in the same three positions twice a week every week, so...
00:56:36You may have spoken too soon about you not being jaded.
00:56:39I don't know, I'd say numb.
00:56:43I stand in a corner capturing identical memories over and over and over again.
00:56:48The only thing that changes is the flower arrangement.
00:56:50You could do something else.
00:56:55It's too late for me, James.
00:57:01I don't know, I had a professor tell me once that, um, she didn't teach because she loved it.
00:57:06She taught because she's good at it and tenured.
00:57:08So...
00:57:10That's rough.
00:57:13Yeah, I don't know.
00:57:15Um...
00:57:16It used to not make sense to me, but now...
00:57:26What about Blake?
00:57:28Hm?
00:57:30You said you've been in love twice.
00:57:31Just, uh...
00:57:33Is he the second one?
00:57:37I don't see what this has to do with...
00:57:38Is he love or is he tenure?
00:57:39Was the...
00:57:41Intended question.
00:57:44It's both, neither.
00:57:45I don't...
00:57:47I don't know.
00:57:48Sorry.
00:57:52I'm not trying to, uh, put you on the spot or anything.
00:57:54I mean, you kind of are.
00:57:55I...
00:57:57Just wondering.
00:57:58You don't have to answer.
00:57:59Sorry.
00:58:08I guess it's not a bad thing.
00:58:18I'm not trying to find out of you.
00:58:20I am not trying to find out of you.
00:58:21I don't know.
00:58:22I don't know.
00:58:24I'm not trying to find out of you.
00:58:25Everybody's walking toward the dead road
00:58:44On a place in a far-end world
00:58:49Tad away and broken like a starlet
00:58:55I am drunk, but I'm made for
00:58:59I was made to fall in love with you
00:59:07I was made to fall in love with you
00:59:17Welcome, enjoy it
00:59:18Are you all set?
00:59:22Wait, do you want ice cream?
00:59:28Uh, yeah
00:59:29Everything I want to give you
00:59:36Has been broken
00:59:38On your face
00:59:41I was made to fall in love with you
00:59:49Okay, rotate it a bit?
00:59:54Okay
00:59:54No, sorry, towards me?
00:59:56Towards you, stupid
00:59:57Yes, no, that's perfect
00:59:59Still don't think it's gonna work
01:00:00Look, I really think it's gonna help
01:00:02And I'm not charting, so what's the harm?
01:00:04Not really fetrogenic, you know
01:00:05Yeah, the one I took on Friday worked just fine
01:00:07Okay, thank you for that
01:00:09Okay
01:00:10Oh, little Faith
01:00:11You still want to eat this stuff?
01:00:14Uh, yeah, we're not wasting perfectly good bread
01:00:16Okay
01:00:17All right
01:00:18Now one together
01:00:20Like me and you?
01:00:22Yeah
01:00:22How?
01:00:24I don't have the timer
01:00:25What do we do?
01:00:27There you go
01:00:27All right
01:00:29Oh, eight seconds, eight seconds
01:00:30Hurry
01:00:30Uh, feed me, James
01:00:32Baguette?
01:00:32Mmm, grape
01:00:33Okay
01:00:34Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
01:00:35We have like three seconds
01:00:35Go, go, go, go
01:00:36Eat it
01:00:36That's so stupid
01:00:39I'm gonna do
01:00:39No, it's perfect
01:00:43It's perfect?
01:00:44Mm-hmm
01:00:44Why did we do that?
01:00:46It brings it all to life
01:00:47Otherwise, you're just a lonely boy
01:00:48Cutting a baguette
01:00:49Wow, I feel seen
01:00:50Look, we want people to sense the potential of this place, right?
01:00:55The romance
01:00:56People's imaginations are way more sent up than you'd think
01:00:59I don't think I've ever seen editorial photos for an Airbnb before
01:01:03Well, you can be the first
01:01:05If the photos we have are so uninspired, why do you book?
01:01:09I don't know
01:01:10First impressions aren't really a deal breaker for me
01:01:13But I'm weird like that
01:01:20That one's just for me
01:01:22When I was a kid
01:01:25And I got a crush on somebody
01:01:26It was like
01:01:27All-consuming
01:01:28I remember this one summer at camp
01:01:30I found out she liked me too
01:01:32And it was like
01:01:33I was paralyzed
01:01:35Like instantaneously nauseous
01:01:37Wait, why?
01:01:39I just haven't thought about what happened next
01:01:41Like
01:01:42What I had to do now
01:01:44That's kind of adorable
01:01:47And that's just how it is, right?
01:01:51Even now
01:01:52People start questioning everything when shit gets real
01:01:54I don't know
01:01:57I mean
01:01:57Statistically speaking
01:02:00It's
01:02:01Way safer to date people that you don't actually want in your life forever
01:02:05You're gonna have to break that one down for me
01:02:09Sorry, I thought I had a full battery
01:02:17You just plug it in
01:02:18There's an outlet over there
01:02:19Yeah, it doesn't play when it's plugged in
01:02:20So
01:02:21It's okay, I'll just do it off the phone
01:02:23Hold on a sec
01:02:25One sec
01:02:39All right, screw it
01:02:52Hmm
01:02:53Is that?
01:02:54Yeah
01:02:54Are those?
01:02:56You're blind
01:02:57You want to do this?
01:02:59Yeah
01:03:00Are you sure?
01:03:02Almost
01:03:02You don't have to
01:03:04We're just going to listen to the B-side
01:03:05Okay
01:03:19Um
01:03:19Next one is
01:03:20Share what you see as positive characteristics of your partner
01:03:24Alternate three for each
01:03:26I think that you are very good at diffusing awkward situations
01:03:31I thought it was my turn to go first
01:03:33Just let that
01:03:33Must have been thinking about it already
01:03:36I mean, you've been doing a fair amount of it this weekend, so
01:03:38All right, your turn
01:03:42Tell me how awesome I am
01:03:43Um
01:03:46I think that you are genuinely kind
01:03:50That's better than mine
01:03:55You have some nice eyes and good taste in late 2007 for music
01:04:00I thought we were supposed to alternate
01:04:01Just slipped out
01:04:02Okay, my turn
01:04:06I like that you have a good relationship with your dad
01:04:10That's boring
01:04:12Okay, nice eyes
01:04:13Nice nose
01:04:14It's too late
01:04:15Okay
01:04:15Um
01:04:17That's the third
01:04:18I think you're a good liar
01:04:25I think you're a good liar
01:04:27What?
01:04:31Last night
01:04:32What you said to Blake
01:04:34At the end of Paranoia
01:04:35I didn't lie
01:04:39I didn't
01:04:44You told him I asked if you were tired of the game
01:04:50I asked if you wanted to sit on the porch with me instead
01:05:02It's the same thing
01:05:06It's the same thing
01:05:06James
01:05:15Forget it
01:05:16No, what?
01:05:17That's my mistake
01:05:18No, just tell me
01:05:19I don't understand what's happening
01:05:20What?
01:05:23It's not the same thing
01:05:24Not this night, not like that
01:05:29I don't know what you want me to say
01:05:37I don't have to say anything
01:05:38I know I don't have to say anything
01:05:41But I don't know what you want me to say
01:05:42What?
01:05:49Just tell me
01:05:50No
01:05:50What?
01:05:51Because we both don't know how the conversation is going to go
01:05:52No, we don't
01:05:53Yes, we do
01:05:53No, we don't
01:05:54Yes, I'd rather just stay like this, okay?
01:05:55Like what?
01:05:56Just spend it in the maybe
01:05:57I like you too, you know
01:06:22You don't have to say that
01:06:26And I don't have to say that
01:06:27It's like I didn't have to let you stay
01:06:31I don't get crushes on people anymore
01:06:39Me either
01:06:45I kind of miss it
01:06:52It's like I'm here, Dad
01:07:03It doesn't matter
01:07:04This isn't normally on course
01:07:26We can forget about it
01:07:33Tomorrow
01:07:35Tomorrow
01:07:35I don't know
01:07:39I could leave this place
01:07:43But I won't
01:07:45I could call you me
01:07:49But I won't
01:07:51I could leave this place
01:07:54But I don't
01:07:56I could call you me
01:07:59But I don't
01:08:01Because you're gone
01:08:03I don't
01:08:05I don't
01:08:07I don't
01:08:09But I don't
01:08:09I don't
01:08:10I don't
01:08:11I don't know.
01:08:41I don't know.
01:09:11I don't know.
01:09:41We haven't found each other yet, but when we do, I just, I'm doing this because when
01:09:51we do, I want you to know this part of me, the experience of wanting you before knowing
01:10:05you.
01:10:06I guess I don't want to forget either, which is weird, but yeah.
01:10:15Anyway, this is for you, whoever you are, whoever you will be.
01:10:22I don't know your name or where you're from or when or how we're going to meet, but when
01:10:33you're not just a hazy shadow in my mind, I hope cassette players are still a thing.
01:10:40I haven't listened to that in a while.
01:10:43Shit.
01:10:44I'm sorry.
01:10:45I didn't mean to.
01:10:47I knew there was a 50-50 shot of it happening.
01:10:50So.
01:10:51So lame, right?
01:10:57No.
01:10:58No, I don't think so.
01:11:00I'm sorry.
01:11:01I really am sorry.
01:11:02I didn't mean to cry.
01:11:03I'm sorry.
01:11:04I'm sorry.
01:11:05I didn't mean to cry.
01:11:07I'm sorry.
01:11:08I'm sorry.
01:11:09I didn't mean to cry.
01:11:10I thought you said it was for that girl.
01:11:19Walk with me.
01:11:25The girl in the car, you said that?
01:11:26I've never had a summer fling in Plymouth.
01:11:29Just felt like an easier explanation than making a mixtape for a figment of my imagination.
01:11:36especially because it only held you like 45 minutes, so.
01:11:49James Madison and Jean Doe.
01:11:56Your parents named you after a president?
01:11:58Mm-hmm.
01:12:01Setting the stage for a lifetime of debilitating nostalgia.
01:12:06Oh, my God.
01:12:15You're good?
01:12:22Yeah.
01:12:25Yeah, I'm good.
01:12:36Uh, the instructions said to leave it in the rock, but considering...
01:12:40Five stars, right?
01:12:41Uh, you know, I was gonna go with three.
01:12:43Okay.
01:12:44I guess we can meet in the middle.
01:12:45Four.
01:12:46Actually, New York?
01:12:47Yeah.
01:12:48Um, pit stop in Hartford to see my sister.
01:12:51But, uh, I'll be back by tonight.
01:12:53Okay.
01:12:54I'll be back by tonight.
01:12:55Boston?
01:12:56Yeah.
01:12:57Cool.
01:12:58Cool.
01:12:59Cool.
01:13:00Cool.
01:13:01Cool.
01:13:02Cool, cool.
01:13:03Cool.
01:13:04Cool.
01:13:05Cool.
01:13:07Cool.
01:13:08Cool.
01:13:09Cool, cool, cool.
01:13:10Cool, cool, cool.
01:13:14Awesome.
01:13:15Thank you, Paul.
01:13:16I'm glad.
01:13:18You know, I used to have all the root patterns of my favorite trails memorized.
01:13:34I could run all four miles of them when my eyes closed, but now, I don't know.
01:13:43If you asked me what the color of the apartment building across the road from mine was,
01:13:47I don't think I could tell you.
01:14:06Do you have time for breakfast?
01:14:17Would you take me now?
01:14:19If I told you the truth
01:14:21When I was with her
01:14:23I thought about you
01:14:25And you're here right now
01:14:27Right in front of me
01:14:33Are we closing up the cards
01:14:35Making a scar
01:14:37In the dead of night
01:14:39In the back of your car
01:14:41And you're here right now
01:14:43Right in front of me
01:14:45To me
01:14:49I can be anything
01:14:51That you want me to
01:14:53I can do anything
01:14:55That you want me to do
01:14:57I can be
01:14:59A regular lover to you
01:15:05You can show me how you want to start
01:15:09You can break me down
01:15:11You can break me down
01:15:12And tear me apart
01:15:13We can do
01:15:15Friends and lovers do
01:15:17I can be
01:15:21I can be
01:15:23A friendly lover to you
01:15:25I can be
01:15:27A friendly lover to you
01:15:29I can be
01:15:31A friendly lover to you
01:15:33To you
01:15:34No, I'd never learn to break your heart
01:15:41Or drag you down
01:15:43Or tear you apart
01:15:45Just to do
01:15:46Friends and lovers, dear
01:15:50So I can be
01:15:55A friend or a lover to you
01:16:03A friend or a lover to you
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