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00:01:28Hey, still going to camp out tonight?
00:01:29Too old for that stuff.
00:01:31I know. I was just kidding.
00:01:32Besides, I'm going to a party tonight.
00:01:33We talked about that.
00:01:34The answer is no.
00:01:35I'm literally missing the party of the year
00:01:36for a family dinner.
00:01:38Everyone's gonna be there.
00:01:39Not everyone.
00:01:40Shut up, Max!
00:01:41Oh, gosh. Please stop shouting at your brother.
00:01:44Taylor's having dinner with us?
00:01:46Something's going down.
00:01:47So your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you,
00:01:50all in the same place, about something important.
00:01:52Mm-hmm.
00:01:54This... this is important.
00:01:57I just said that.
00:01:58I understand.
00:01:59Yeah, okay.
00:02:00Okay, so your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you
00:02:02because we've decided that we need to make a change.
00:02:07No way.
00:02:08What are you talking about?
00:02:09They're getting divorced.
00:02:10No.
00:02:11No, no, no.
00:02:12What? It's just trial separation.
00:02:13I don't want... you going on trial?
00:02:14No, no, no.
00:02:15We're just gonna live apart.
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00:02:17No, we're not going on trial.
00:02:18You're not going on trial, I believe.
00:02:20No, we're just...
00:02:21They're getting divorced.
00:02:22That's what that means.
00:02:23For forever.
00:02:24Just say it.
00:02:25Would you please just listen to me for a moment?
00:02:28You won't be on trial.
00:02:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:02:30Oh, so Taylor can just get up and leave.
00:02:32Would you mind me, please?
00:02:33Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:02:34You won't be on trial.
00:02:35You won't be on trial.
00:02:36Oh, you won't be on trial.
00:02:37No, no, no, no, no.
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00:02:39Yes, sir.
00:02:40No.
00:02:41Well, I'm soESTY, HOPE.
00:02:42You won't be on trial.
00:02:43I don't have any trouble.
00:02:44You didn't know if you were done.
00:02:45Don't have any trouble.
00:02:46Oh, I'm soESTY!
00:02:47Oh, my God.
00:03:17Well, at least I won't have to get used to sleeping alone.
00:03:38I wouldn't go there if I were you.
00:03:40Oh, my God.
00:03:42All right.
00:03:44So, we're doing it tonight.
00:03:47At dinner.
00:03:47Where will you stay?
00:03:49I don't really know.
00:03:51Dan's got an extra room.
00:03:53Oh, his place is disgusting.
00:03:55Yeah.
00:03:57I don't suppose you want to move out.
00:03:59Don't put it on me.
00:04:02Max!
00:04:07Mom!
00:04:07He's doing it again!
00:04:10Hey, Max!
00:04:12You're going to talk to Taylor.
00:04:13Yeah, and then you talk to Max.
00:04:14I know, I know.
00:04:16He's doing it.
00:04:16I can't stop it.
00:04:17He's going to grab me again.
00:04:18Guys, guys, listen.
00:04:19This is important.
00:04:20No excuses.
00:04:21We need everyone at dinner.
00:04:23Seriously?
00:04:23Mm.
00:04:24Tonight?
00:04:24Will we have favorite chicken?
00:04:25Yeah, sure, sweetie.
00:04:27No, wait.
00:04:27But Jimmy's having a party tonight.
00:04:29It's always the best party of the year.
00:04:31Everyone's counting on me to be there.
00:04:32You're 16.
00:04:33What's everyone counting on you for?
00:04:34God, Dad.
00:04:35Is Jacob going to be there?
00:04:39What?
00:04:39I don't know who cares about him.
00:04:42He'll definitely be there.
00:04:43Don't you have a plate to bang on?
00:04:45Hey, don't hit your brother.
00:04:46Oh, my God.
00:04:48Stop.
00:04:48I'll hit me again.
00:04:49That is annoying.
00:04:51Oh, no.
00:04:53God damn it!
00:04:54What's up, Mr. Dear?
00:04:54Eric!
00:04:55Oh, what?
00:04:56Well, we gave away everything else my father had in storage.
00:05:00What are we supposed to do with a giant broken clock that nobody wants?
00:05:04This is a rare antique, Jen.
00:05:05It's kind of creepy.
00:05:06Go wait in the car.
00:05:07Don't you feel like we should be clearing stuff away right now with everything that we're
00:05:11going through?
00:05:14Yeah, I'll have him put it in the basement.
00:05:16No.
00:05:16You know how Taylor feels about change.
00:05:18Well, you can tell Taylor about it when you tell him about dinner.
00:05:20That was not part of our deal.
00:05:21And I'll tell Emma.
00:05:22No.
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00:05:23Emma!
00:05:25Basement's this way.
00:05:28Basement.
00:05:29You guys got it?
00:05:30Let's get down there.
00:05:31I'm so sorry.
00:05:32No, right down.
00:05:33Rotate.
00:05:34Yeah.
00:05:34Just leave it at the bottom of the stairs, honestly.
00:05:37Hey, Mom.
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00:05:40Hey, Taylor.
00:05:41They can bring the clock over here.
00:05:49Oh.
00:05:55What is that?
00:06:02The clock can help you now and then, but only you can change events.
00:06:07Huh.
00:06:08Hokey.
00:06:08This is between you and your dad.
00:06:23If you want to pull it apart or throw it from a cliff, you can, but just don't pull that
00:06:27over on yourself.
00:06:28It looks pretty heavy.
00:06:2912-hour repeater.
00:06:35There's something else I need to talk to you about.
00:06:41Do you want me to be at dinner tonight?
00:06:43Yeah.
00:06:44How'd you know that?
00:06:46Now, get the door.
00:06:47Huh.
00:07:14Hi.
00:07:15Hey.
00:07:16Another package for you and Taylor.
00:07:17Huh.
00:07:18Still adding on to his computer, eh?
00:07:19Never ends.
00:07:20Don't we have to go?
00:07:21Oh, yes.
00:07:21You got your bag?
00:07:22It's on my back.
00:07:27Ew.
00:07:28What was...
00:07:29Ew.
00:07:30Gross.
00:07:31It's on your shoe.
00:07:32Disgusting.
00:07:37Oh, God.
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00:07:47Why doesn't Emma take me anymore?
00:07:50Oh, honey, she just wants to drive alone right now.
00:07:52She never wants to be with me anymore.
00:07:54Is she sick of me?
00:07:55She's sick of everyone.
00:07:57I kind of feel like Taylor got the best deal of all of us.
00:07:59Taylor?
00:08:00Yeah.
00:08:00I mean, because he has all these issues that were diagnosed by professionals, he gets to
00:08:05sit in the basement all day playing video games.
00:08:06Honey, Taylor has a really hard time.
00:08:09I mean, can you imagine not wanting to be touched, not wanting to go outside?
00:08:13Today, he was actually fixing Grandpa's clock.
00:08:16That old piece of shit.
00:08:17That old piece of shit.
00:08:18Max?
00:08:19Max?
00:08:20Yeah.
00:08:21That old piece of shit.
00:08:23Let's turn that bar before we're here together, guys.
00:08:24Let's do this, people!
00:08:25This is our moment.
00:08:26We're gonna take it.
00:08:27No negativity.
00:08:28Let's be positive.
00:08:29What an incredible session in there.
00:08:33Oh, thanks.
00:08:34Sorry about that brutal class.
00:08:35I'm clearly working through some feelings.
00:08:36Are you kidding me?
00:08:37I feel like you took me to a whole new level in there.
00:08:38Really?
00:08:39Yeah.
00:08:40Yeah.
00:08:41I'm really excited about tomorrow's private session.
00:08:42Oh, actually, you need to get me a signed release.
00:08:44My studio doesn't want to be sued by some rich lawyer.
00:08:45I would never sue you, Jen.
00:08:46Never.
00:08:47Never.
00:08:48I would totally sue anybody you want me to.
00:08:49Oh, I'm sure that won't be necessary, but thanks.
00:08:50No, no, no.
00:08:51I'm serious, Jen.
00:08:52Just think of me as your legal eagle.
00:08:53Ready to dive in and eviscerate anybody in a moment.
00:08:54No.
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00:09:19Here he went.
00:09:20What did you do to my car?
00:09:22You didn't see him?
00:09:23See what?
00:09:24He's a kid.
00:09:25He had ran into the middle of the street.
00:09:27I barely missed him.
00:09:28Taylor?
00:09:29Do you have a chance?
00:09:31You don't.
00:09:32Taylor?
00:09:44Oh, Taylor, did you just, did you leave the house, honey?
00:10:03Oh, wow, how'd you fix grandpa's clock?
00:10:16Wait, is that the time?
00:10:17Okay, I'm late for an appointment.
00:10:19I've got to go.
00:10:20If you want to go out the house, just don't do it alone, okay?
00:10:22I love you.
00:10:24I love you, too.
00:10:27Have you noticed anything unusual about Taylor lately?
00:10:34I saw him this morning.
00:10:37Dropped the package off to him.
00:10:40Really?
00:10:42Yeah, Jennifer, is that so surprising to you?
00:10:45No, no, I didn't mean that.
00:10:46I went to the basement.
00:10:47He's my son, too.
00:10:48No, I get it.
00:10:49So sometimes I...
00:10:50I just felt like I was wondering because when I went down to the...
00:10:54Hello.
00:10:55Let's save some of that for space, shall we?
00:10:57Okay.
00:10:58Oh, shh, shh, shh.
00:10:59Oh, what is this?
00:11:02So, um, so what's happening tonight?
00:11:05Mm.
00:11:06Oh, yes.
00:11:09As we talked about last week.
00:11:11So, hashtag splitting up.
00:11:14How are you going to communicate this to the three of them,
00:11:17that their family dynamic is about to change?
00:11:20Well, we don't know.
00:11:21That's why we're here seeing you.
00:11:23Mm-hmm.
00:11:24Mm-hmm.
00:11:25Is that what you would like to talk about?
00:11:28Yeah.
00:11:29Mm-hmm.
00:11:30That's... that's why we're here.
00:11:32Great.
00:11:33Eric?
00:11:34Yes?
00:11:35Would you like to contribute to this?
00:11:37Sure.
00:11:38I'm just tired of it all.
00:11:41The distrust, the disinterest, the dislike.
00:11:47Mm-hmm.
00:11:48If we're gonna be single, maybe it's best just to get this over with.
00:11:52Okay.
00:11:53Better for everyone.
00:11:54I hear you, brother.
00:11:55I hear you.
00:11:56So, here's what we'll do.
00:11:57Okay?
00:11:58Okay.
00:11:59We will approach how you would like this conversation with your children.
00:12:02Whew.
00:12:03Unspooling.
00:12:06Oh, we don't know how to unspool it.
00:12:09That's why we're here.
00:12:10That's why we're talking to you.
00:12:12Right.
00:12:13I'm sensing a little bit of anger from you, Jen, if I'm gonna be honest with you.
00:12:17And I think that you should get your vitamin D tested.
00:12:21You could schedule a test from Quest right at your home.
00:12:24Oh, I'm not angry, actually.
00:12:25Mm-hmm.
00:12:26There's nothing wrong with my vitamin D.
00:12:27Mm-hmm.
00:12:28Can I just say you're diminishing my feelings by putting them all down to a physical ailment?
00:12:32I have a teenage daughter who hates me half the time.
00:12:35I've got a son who doesn't, he doesn't want to be touched.
00:12:38I'm splitting up from my husband.
00:12:39Mm-hmm.
00:12:40And you know what the worst part is?
00:12:42We're paying you to water your plants.
00:12:44Technically, Jen, not to correct you, but they are not plants.
00:12:49You know, they are flowering plants, but they're not flowers or plants.
00:12:53It's important we use the right terminology.
00:12:55His obsession with flowers really bugs me.
00:12:59Jennifer, I believe it's a flowering plant obsession.
00:13:02And have you noticed he starts spritzing every time he talks about anger?
00:13:06Yes!
00:13:07My gosh!
00:13:08Who recommended him?
00:13:12You're in your bag.
00:13:17Hey, I got a little break.
00:13:18I don't suppose you want to, um, I don't know, go back to the house, you know?
00:13:25Take a nap or whatever.
00:13:27Are you serious?
00:13:29We're still married.
00:13:36In some countries you'd have to.
00:13:38Eric!
00:13:39Hey!
00:13:40I thought this was your office.
00:13:41It is.
00:13:42Sometimes.
00:13:43Please, sit down.
00:13:44And here you go.
00:13:45You could have scanned this.
00:13:46This is a lot more fun, right?
00:13:47Hm.
00:13:48I have to confirm.
00:13:49There's no nuts in any of this, right?
00:13:50None.
00:13:51All right.
00:13:52None.
00:13:53All right.
00:13:54Let's do this.
00:13:55This is the best tamponade in town.
00:13:56I can't think of anybody else.
00:13:57I'd like to see you.
00:13:58I'd like to see you.
00:13:59Hey.
00:14:00Hey.
00:14:01I thought this was your office.
00:14:02It is.
00:14:03Sometimes.
00:14:04Please, sit down.
00:14:05And here you go.
00:14:07You could have scanned this.
00:14:09Oh, this is a lot more fun, right?
00:14:11Hm.
00:14:12Oh, I have to confirm.
00:14:13There's no nuts in any of this, right?
00:14:15None.
00:14:16All right.
00:14:17Let's do this.
00:14:18This is the best tamponade in town.
00:14:20I can't think of anybody else.
00:14:21I'd rather share it with than you.
00:14:23You're gonna love it.
00:14:28Jen, this might be a little out of line, but...
00:14:31I care for you.
00:14:32While I might not know too much about your personal life,
00:14:35I can see that you're not happy right now.
00:14:38Come on, please.
00:14:40Tell me how I can help.
00:14:42Are you okay?
00:14:45No.
00:14:47How can I be okay when you're unhappy?
00:14:49Something's happening.
00:14:51You feel it, too?
00:14:53It's true.
00:14:55I've had a connection with you ever since I met you.
00:14:57Oh, no.
00:14:58Something is happening to your face.
00:15:00Your face is all puffy and red.
00:15:03I'll call 911.
00:15:05Nope.
00:15:06EpiPen.
00:15:07EpiPen.
00:15:08My car.
00:15:09EpiPen.
00:15:10Oh, God.
00:15:11Okay.
00:15:12Where is it?
00:15:13Okay.
00:15:14Oh, God.
00:15:15In the car.
00:15:16Oh, God.
00:15:17Speak to me.
00:15:18Oh, compartment.
00:15:19Found it.
00:15:20It's okay.
00:15:21Everything's under control.
00:15:22Woo!
00:15:23Okay.
00:15:24Back to this.
00:15:26Oh, God.
00:15:28Oh, God.
00:15:29Why do I feel like we should be smoking cigarettes?
00:15:45Uh-huh.
00:15:46Please.
00:15:47Come for the man whose life you just saved.
00:16:00I-I can't believe they gave you peanuts after everything that you said.
00:16:04It's not peanuts.
00:16:05It's tree nuts.
00:16:06Like almonds.
00:16:07What is it?
00:16:08Sorry.
00:16:09Everything okay?
00:16:10Hey, Emma.
00:16:11How are you?
00:16:12Yeah.
00:16:13So sorry.
00:16:14I just lost track of time.
00:16:15Wait, what?
00:16:16He's what?
00:16:17When did you last see him?
00:16:18Till tomorrow.
00:16:19That went good.
00:16:20Taylor?
00:16:21Taylor?
00:16:22Mom?
00:16:23Mom, Taylor left.
00:16:24I just lost track of time.
00:16:25Wait, what?
00:16:26He's what?
00:16:27When did you last see him?
00:16:29Till tomorrow!
00:16:30That went good.
00:16:31Taylor?
00:16:33Mom?
00:16:34Mom, Taylor left.
00:16:35I'm sorry where you were.
00:16:36Is he back?
00:16:37No, he left the house.
00:16:39He never leaves the house.
00:16:40He's not here.
00:16:41Taylor.
00:16:42It's a basement.
00:16:43You're just a basement.
00:16:44I understand where you were.
00:16:45You're not here.
00:16:46You're the basement?
00:16:47Uh-huh.
00:16:48He's not here.
00:16:49Okay, Taylor.
00:16:50We're going to go to the basement.
00:16:51Oh, my God, Taylor.
00:16:53What a relief.
00:16:54Mom, what's your problem?
00:16:55He doesn't like to be touched.
00:16:56I know, honey.
00:16:57Don't ever go out of the house alone.
00:16:59Do you understand?
00:17:00What were you doing?
00:17:04What is your problem?
00:17:07Taylor, where were you?
00:17:10Were you at the restaurant right now?
00:17:12What restaurant?
00:17:12Psycho much?
00:17:14Chill, Mom.
00:17:14He's fine.
00:17:15At least we're having favorite chicken for dinner tonight.
00:17:31Oh, thank you for saving the day.
00:17:36Just do what I'm told.
00:17:40You know, for months I've been just so confident
00:17:43that we're doing the right thing.
00:17:45And then, today I'm like, what are we doing?
00:17:51Oh, Jan, come on, we, listen, we, we, we can wait.
00:17:58Okay?
00:17:59We, we, we don't have to tell them tonight, all right?
00:18:02Oh, thank you.
00:18:04Happy to see me?
00:18:07What?
00:18:08Why?
00:18:09You have a bulge in your pocket.
00:18:11Really?
00:18:12Just right there.
00:18:14He felt it.
00:18:15Oh.
00:18:16Yes.
00:18:17Student had an allergic reaction, so I, I had to give him an injection.
00:18:21You?
00:18:22Uh-huh.
00:18:23You did this?
00:18:24You hate needles.
00:18:25Right?
00:18:26I had to give him an injection.
00:18:27Oh, my gosh.
00:18:28Was there nobody at the studio to do this?
00:18:30He must have freaked.
00:18:31Oh, we were at a, uh, a restaurant, I guess.
00:18:34Somebody, um, somebody gave him almonds.
00:18:36Restaurant?
00:18:37Who, who, who's the, who's the guy?
00:18:38Uh, Richard.
00:18:39Richard.
00:18:40Um, he's, uh, yeah, he's a, a young, a guy that just joined my class.
00:18:44Huh?
00:18:45But, you know, nothing happened.
00:18:46I mean, we held hands, and, well, that's it.
00:18:49So.
00:18:55Congratulations.
00:18:56Wait.
00:18:58I can't hold hands with somebody when you're moving out?
00:19:01I knew it'd be a student.
00:19:03Hey, should we camp out tonight?
00:19:06I'm literally missing the party of the year for a family dinner.
00:19:10Everyone's gonna be there.
00:19:11Not everyone.
00:19:12Not everyone.
00:19:13Shut up, Ma.
00:19:14Guys, everybody stop fighting, please.
00:19:16Taylor's having dinner with us?
00:19:18So, your dad and I, um, we wanted to talk to the three of you, all in the same place,
00:19:25um, about something really important.
00:19:27Mm-hmm.
00:19:28Yeah, this is important.
00:19:30I already said that.
00:19:31I know you did.
00:19:32Okay, so, anyway, you're, Taylor, um, Taylor, I haven't even...
00:19:35Hey, we're not done talking here.
00:19:37Taylor, sweetie!
00:19:40Taylor?
00:19:42Uh-oh.
00:19:44Okay, so, senor, like, sort of sink.
00:19:45Who and they are?
00:19:47I'm sorry, just following you.
00:19:49I was right here.
00:19:50Hey, we made the space in the past,inky, park.
00:19:51Holy crap!
00:19:53Yeah, hey, Dee, gotta go in there.
00:19:54Hey, what have you?
00:19:55Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:19:56I don't know.
00:20:26Max!
00:20:46Max!
00:20:50Help!
00:20:52Mom, he's doing it again!
00:21:00Max, stop!
00:21:01Stop!
00:21:02Mom!
00:21:03Mom, he's doing it again!
00:21:05Make him stop!
00:21:06Hey, listen up. This is important.
00:21:07We need everyone at dinner.
00:21:09Seriously?
00:21:11Tonight?
00:21:13Okay.
00:21:14All right, honey.
00:21:15I'm gonna dispense with all the formalities
00:21:17and just bribe you.
00:21:19What will it take to get you at dinner, huh?
00:21:21Why are you doing this to me?
00:21:23Uh, it's not.
00:21:25It's just tonight, honey, okay?
00:21:27Tomorrow night you can go out with Jacob.
00:21:29Till 10.30 at night.
00:21:3111.
00:21:3311.30?
00:21:34I told you!
00:21:35I don't even want to go out with him!
00:21:36It doesn't have to be Jacob.
00:21:38It could be any of the Old Testament prophets.
00:21:40I'll pay for non-alcoholic beverages
00:21:42and G-rated movies
00:21:44and abstinence pamphlets.
00:21:50Whatever.
00:21:51I mean it.
00:21:52Not just for this.
00:21:53For everything.
00:21:54I...
00:21:55We never have to worry about you.
00:21:57You've never been able to worry about me.
00:22:00There's a difference.
00:22:02There's a difference.
00:22:03There's a difference.
00:22:07there's a difference.
00:22:25Um, I have to tell you something, Jacob.
00:22:34I can't go to Jamie's party anymore.
00:22:37My parents need me a dinner.
00:22:40Emma, I bought these.
00:22:44An entire box.
00:22:45Very optimistic.
00:22:47Let's just do it in my place.
00:22:48Right now.
00:22:49You have a death metal bedspread.
00:22:51And little planes hanging above your bed.
00:22:53Okay, they are Jedi starfighters.
00:22:56Oh, my God.
00:22:58This is why you're still a virgin.
00:23:01I guess I looked out then.
00:23:15Speak, if you can.
00:23:17You're out there.
00:23:18Stay.
00:23:19Good sir.
00:23:19Why do you start?
00:23:20And the things that you sound so fair.
00:23:23Oh, hell, my bad.
00:23:25What's this about you not going to Jamie's party?
00:23:28Oh, my parents, they want me to have some dinner.
00:23:30Hey, uh, good stuff.
00:23:34Which is...
00:23:38And on stage, he's so good at killing people.
00:23:42Hey.
00:23:45Eva, can I talk to you for a second?
00:23:47Sure.
00:23:47There's a party tonight.
00:23:52Jamie's house pairs out of town with a new place to ourselves.
00:23:56Oh, whatever.
00:23:59After all, he already bought an entire box.
00:24:01Hey.
00:24:02Hey.
00:24:02You okay?
00:24:03Yeah.
00:24:03You know, life's but a walking shadow.
00:24:06Hey.
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:24Yeah.
00:24:25You know, life's but a walking shadow.
00:24:30You're doing really well, by the way.
00:24:32Yeah, the scene.
00:24:35Thanks.
00:24:36So are you.
00:24:38And I'm not just saying that because my character would.
00:24:42All hail.
00:24:45You know, they're showing Denzel's version at the university.
00:24:50I thought it'd be fun to see his interpretation of the Scottish play.
00:24:56I thought that maybe we could do that or something else or just that.
00:25:00Are you asking me to the movie?
00:25:04No.
00:25:04I don't know.
00:25:05Maybe.
00:25:06Yes.
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:08Yeah.
00:25:09Okay.
00:25:10Oh.
00:25:11Great.
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:13Um, well, so yeah, it's tonight.
00:25:14So we can't.
00:25:15Why is everything happening tonight?
00:25:16Emma.
00:25:17Emma, your mother called the office.
00:25:18There's been some kind of family emergency.
00:25:19Oh my God.
00:25:21Coco.
00:25:22Coco.
00:25:23Coco.
00:25:24Coco.
00:25:25Coco.
00:25:26Coco.
00:25:27Coco.
00:25:28Coco.
00:25:29Coco.
00:25:30Coco.
00:25:31Oh my God.
00:25:32Coco.
00:25:33Coco.
00:25:34Coco.
00:25:35Coco.
00:25:36Coco.
00:25:37Coco.
00:25:38Coco.
00:25:39Coco.
00:25:40I'm not the only one.
00:25:41Holly.
00:25:42I'm sorry I'm sorry.
00:25:43I'm sorry.
00:25:44I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:25:45What's the problem?
00:25:46No.
00:25:47No.
00:25:48I'm sorry.
00:25:49No.
00:25:50I'm sorry.
00:25:51No.
00:25:52Mom?
00:25:56Mom! Dad!
00:26:01Taylor, is Mom here?
00:26:08You promised Mom you wouldn't use her voice anymore.
00:26:11Hello, Emma. I'm speaking to you as a British pop star,
00:26:14so you'll pay closer attention.
00:26:16I can't believe this. I thought there was an emergency.
00:26:18There is an emergency. At dinner, Mom and Dad will separate.
00:26:22I need your help to keep them together.
00:26:30That's what this dinner's about?
00:26:34I mean, I knew they were having problems,
00:26:36but Mom said they were working them out.
00:26:40How do you know this?
00:26:42The clock can turn back time.
00:26:44Up to 12 hours.
00:26:46What? Come on!
00:26:48I found out when I fixed it the first day it came.
00:26:53That's today. It came this morning.
00:26:56This is the 23rd version of today.
00:26:58Which is how I know that Mom and Dad are splitting up at the end of it.
00:27:02And how I know the next words you're going to say.
00:27:04This is stupid.
00:27:06Well, yeah, of course you knew that. This is stupid.
00:27:09Um, how about this?
00:27:11Blueberry buttercup fatty pickles.
00:27:13I think I know how to stop Mom.
00:27:15I think I know how to stop Mom.
00:27:17but I need your help with Dad. They're making a big mistake.
00:27:21How do you know it's a mistake?
00:27:25I think I know how to stop Mom.
00:27:27But I need your help with Dad. They're making a big mistake.
00:27:31How do you know it's a mistake?
00:27:33I mean, better now than later.
00:27:35Spoiler alert. Love sucks. It never lasts.
00:27:37Jacob's a wanker. Mom and Dad are different.
00:27:39I think I know how to stop Mom.
00:27:41I think I know how to stop Mom.
00:27:43But I need your help with Dad. They're making a big mistake.
00:27:47How do you know it's a mistake?
00:27:49How do you know it's a mistake?
00:27:51I mean, better now than later.
00:27:53Spoiler alert. Love sucks.
00:27:55It never lasts.
00:27:59Jacob's a wanker.
00:28:01Mom and Dad are different.
00:28:17Oh, God.
00:28:23You're done barfing, right?
00:28:25Because I just cleaned my car.
00:28:27Yeah? Oh.
00:28:33We're off to a flying start.
00:28:41Pull over. Here.
00:28:47I'm sorry we haven't spent much time together lately.
00:28:59We don't really talk much anymore, do we?
00:29:03I know we're not supposed to talk about the not talking,
00:29:07but you can talk, right?
00:29:11You just don't want to?
00:29:13Look.
00:29:15Look.
00:29:17I don't blame you.
00:29:19Most of what people say is really stupid.
00:29:21I just...
00:29:23wonder if...
00:29:25Taylor, where are you going?
00:29:29Taylor!
00:29:31What are you doing?
00:29:37Oh, God.
00:29:39What did you do to my car?
00:29:41You didn't see him?
00:29:42The kid!
00:29:43Taylor, what the hell just happened?
00:29:44The car almost hit you!
00:29:45You almost got killed!
00:29:49Oh, my God.
00:29:50If Mom and Dad knew what you were doing right now,
00:29:51you'd be so grounded.
00:29:53I love being grounded.
00:29:55But that was the easy part.
00:29:57Now is where I need your help.
00:30:07Look at him.
00:30:08No wonder they're in trouble.
00:30:10Mom's beautiful and he's a mess.
00:30:13It's like he's not even trying anymore.
00:30:15And he's smoking again?
00:30:17He's such a loser.
00:30:19How is that our dad?
00:30:20It's all we have to work with.
00:30:22Yeah, I know.
00:30:23No.
00:30:26I have an idea.
00:30:27But we need money.
00:30:30Taylor!
00:30:31Is that real?
00:30:34How did you get it?
00:30:36The stock market.
00:30:38Is that totally ethical?
00:30:40Shh.
00:30:42It's for a good cause, right?
00:30:43Okay, so you're gonna say to him,
00:30:44it's a promotion.
00:30:45And we're giving free haircuts to everyone in the office
00:30:46and it's your turn.
00:30:47I don't like lying.
00:30:52How short do you want?
00:30:54We have 60 seconds.
00:30:56Is this absolutely necessary?
00:30:57We have 60 seconds.
00:30:58Is this absolutely necessary?
00:30:59We have 60 seconds.
00:31:00We have 60 seconds.
00:31:01Is this absolutely necessary?
00:31:29No.
00:31:30Oh my God.
00:31:31Oh.
00:31:32No.
00:31:33Um.
00:31:34Ah!
00:31:35Ah!
00:31:36Ah!
00:31:37Ah!
00:31:39Ah!
00:31:40Ah!
00:31:41Ah!
00:31:42Ah!
00:31:43Oh!
00:31:44That's good.
00:31:45Are you there?
00:31:46Oh, no.
00:31:47What?
00:31:48Ah!
00:31:50Ah!
00:31:52Ah!
00:31:53Ah!
00:31:55Ah!
00:31:56Ah!
00:31:58Do you notice his haircut at least?
00:32:15Oh my god.
00:32:16Oh my god, they're going somewhere together.
00:32:18This is great.
00:32:19I've never gotten in this far.
00:32:28This is huge.
00:32:34They went home together.
00:32:35We actually did it.
00:32:37We'll see you at dinner.
00:32:38I know I acted like I didn't care when you first told me.
00:33:02I guess it's just easier to act like you literally don't care, right?
00:33:14Because you don't have any control of these things that are happening to you.
00:33:21The truth is, I can't imagine mom and dad apart.
00:33:32Oh crap, mom's leaving by herself.
00:33:44Mom, mom what?
00:33:53What were you doing in the kitchen?
00:33:55Who's that weird guy with mom?
00:34:00I'm not breaking into anyone's car.
00:34:01I'm not doing it.
00:34:04I'm not strong enough.
00:34:06Please, I'll explain later.
00:34:10Get back.
00:34:20That's an EpiPen.
00:34:21It can't save someone's life.
00:34:22Oh my god, you're not even breathing.
00:34:24Where's the EpiPen?
00:34:27Oh god, not my window.
00:34:29Right there.
00:34:31Oh god, I found it.
00:34:33Okay.
00:34:35Woo!
00:34:35Okay.
00:34:37I put you there, I put you there.
00:34:39Let's do it!
00:34:40Ah!
00:34:44What?
00:34:45Killing mom's new weird guy friend isn't going to solve anything.
00:34:48She needs a shock, but not that kind of shock.
00:34:53Oh my god.
00:34:54She needs a vision.
00:34:57Don't forget to stop at the Mini Martin and buy favorite chicken for dinner tonight.
00:35:00Yeah, I know.
00:35:01I'm on my way.
00:35:02Until tomorrow.
00:35:03Who's that?
00:35:04Ah, just some crazy man yelling at me from the street.
00:35:06Bye!
00:35:08It's showtime.
00:35:09Hey Siri, call Dylan.
00:35:12Go Dylan, go.
00:35:19Go Dylan, go.
00:35:19Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace day to day to the last syllable
00:35:30of recorded time.
00:35:31Out, out, brief candle.
00:35:33It is a tale told by an idiot filled with sound and fury signifying nothing.
00:35:38My spouse has died, but yours still lives.
00:35:44A chance to change your fate and fate to you alone gives.
00:35:47See the light and change your way.
00:35:50Change your way, and change today.
00:35:59It was really okay?
00:36:00Oh my god, it was so much better than okay.
00:36:03You totally blew her mind.
00:36:04Okay.
00:36:05And what was that part at the end that wasn't in the play?
00:36:08I wrote it.
00:36:09Took it the occasion.
00:36:10Wow, you're really good.
00:36:15Um.
00:36:17Thank you again so much for doing this.
00:36:20I, um.
00:36:21Uh.
00:36:27I'll see you tomorrow.
00:36:28Tomorrow.
00:36:30Tomorrow.
00:36:31Tomorrow and tomorrow.
00:36:33Oh boy.
00:36:33Hey, McBeth.
00:36:34Move it.
00:36:42Hey, Mom.
00:36:43Oh, hey, kid.
00:36:44How's your day?
00:36:45Huh.
00:36:46Weird.
00:36:48Oh, yeah.
00:36:49I guess so.
00:36:51No, I'm sorry.
00:36:52I forgot about that.
00:36:53I just, uh, saw it lying by the side of the street.
00:36:55I thought that could stab somebody.
00:36:57It would leave it there.
00:36:58Maybe a crazy man.
00:37:00Hey, everybody.
00:37:03Oh, oh, hey, hon.
00:37:04Can we talk?
00:37:05Yeah.
00:37:09Looks good, right?
00:37:10Your father and I wanted to talk to the three of you, all in the same place, about something
00:37:16important.
00:37:17But we're not going to do that tonight.
00:37:20Instead, we're just going to have a nice family dinner, all right?
00:37:22Right.
00:37:22Dig in.
00:37:24I'm going to have a nice.
00:37:25Thank you very much.
00:37:27Are you kidding me?
00:37:29Dylan Barlow.
00:37:32I knew it.
00:37:33I knew his face.
00:37:34I couldn't remember his name.
00:37:36He's your friend, right?
00:37:38No.
00:37:39Yes.
00:37:40How do you know Dylan?
00:37:41Well, his mom takes my Wednesday morning class, and he just followed me around a supermarket
00:37:46doing Shakespeare quotes.
00:37:49Huh?
00:37:51That's really weird.
00:37:53Why would he do that?
00:37:54Yeah, that's what I'm going to find out, actually.
00:37:56What are you doing?
00:37:57I'm just going to text his mom.
00:37:58No, stop.
00:38:00It was my idea.
00:38:04I thought that it would change your plans, and it did, right?
00:38:08My plans?
00:38:12With Dad.
00:38:14To get divorced.
00:38:16No, that's not what's happening.
00:38:18Wait, no.
00:38:18Have you been spying on us?
00:38:19Yeah, but I...
00:38:20There is no but.
00:38:21We do not snoop in this house.
00:38:23We just don't.
00:38:23We face each other from a place of honesty.
00:38:26Oh, yeah?
00:38:27Is that what you told the weird guy you met for drinks before you went to his car and pulled
00:38:30down his pants?
00:38:31Emma!
00:38:32Emma?
00:38:32What are you...
00:38:33What is she talking about?
00:38:35Oh, a new private.
00:38:36We met at a restaurant.
00:38:38He had allergic reaction.
00:38:39It was nothing, but I had to give him an injection.
00:38:41You hate needles.
00:38:42Mm.
00:38:46Congratulations.
00:38:47Mom and I are separating everybody.
00:38:50I knew he'd be a student.
00:38:52Sweetie!
00:38:52No.
00:38:53No.
00:38:54Emma!
00:38:55Emma!
00:38:55Stay here.
00:38:56What's happening?
00:38:57Emma!
00:38:57Wait, sweetie.
00:38:58Guys, why...
00:38:59What a piece of shit!
00:39:05We didn't mean to spring it on you like that.
00:39:08Dude, we're gonna go...
00:39:09Yeah.
00:39:10Oh.
00:39:11Well, at least I won't have to get used to sleeping alone.
00:39:37I wouldn't go there if I were you.
00:39:42So...
00:39:43We're doing it tonight.
00:39:47Where will you stay?
00:39:50I don't really know.
00:39:52Dan has an extra room.
00:39:54Dan, this place is disgusting.
00:39:57I don't suppose you want to move out?
00:39:59Don't put it on me.
00:40:00Max!
00:40:13Max!
00:40:14Hey!
00:40:15Max!
00:40:17What do you want?
00:40:18I'm rocking out.
00:40:18Don't rock out in your own room.
00:40:20With your own headphones.
00:40:21Nobody wants to hear this.
00:40:23That's not true.
00:40:24And leave your sister alone.
00:40:26Why are you always annoying her?
00:40:28See this space?
00:40:28Stay away.
00:40:30So you're gonna tell Taylor about dinner?
00:40:32Then you're gonna talk to Max and Em.
00:40:34Yes, yes.
00:40:35Guys, Mom and I need everyone at...
00:40:38Dinner.
00:40:40It looks a lot worse than when we put it in storage.
00:40:43What does it matter?
00:40:44It doesn't work.
00:40:45It's kind of creepy.
00:40:46Well, it's got these scuff marks all over it.
00:40:48Got a scratch up here.
00:40:50Looks like the minute hand's missing.
00:40:52You guys didn't drop it, did you?
00:40:54Not yet.
00:40:54To get out of the basement.
00:40:56Taylor and I think we can fix it.
00:41:14Taylor?
00:41:15Are you...
00:41:16Don't touch it.
00:41:36It's very fragile.
00:41:38Oh, right.
00:41:42Of course.
00:41:43Uh, amazing.
00:41:45Uh, there's a package here for President Obama himself.
00:41:51Wow.
00:41:53Well, that is amazing.
00:41:55Why are you moving out tonight?
00:41:58Taylor?
00:41:59Were you listening in on our conversation?
00:42:02Because, you know, we've talked to you about listening before.
00:42:08Well, that is amazing.
00:42:10Promise me you'll never leave us.
00:42:21Oh, God.
00:42:22I love you and your sister, your brother so much.
00:42:27I never wanted...
00:42:29Well, that is amazing.
00:42:31Are things okay between you and Mom?
00:42:34Yeah.
00:42:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:42:38No matter what happens.
00:42:42I love you.
00:42:44I mean, your brother and sister very much.
00:42:47Fistbone?
00:42:51All right.
00:42:52I'll see you a little later, all right?
00:42:54Oh.
00:42:58Forgot my coat.
00:43:01Hey, Eric.
00:43:09Charlie.
00:43:11You have a plastic bag?
00:43:13No.
00:43:14Yeah, okay.
00:43:14Never mind.
00:43:15Hey, Devin.
00:43:27What's up?
00:43:28I'm sorry, Mr. D, but I got some not-so-great news about your apartment.
00:43:31Apparently, Harry Styles called and wanted your apartment for his L.A. Pied de Tia, offered a bunch of cash, and they gave it to him.
00:43:37Not cool.
00:43:38What?
00:43:38What are you talking about?
00:43:40And I get it.
00:43:40I mean, I'm totally a styler, but also not cool.
00:43:43No, no, no.
00:43:43Devin?
00:43:44But the good news is, I checked out another place that we managed that you will love.
00:43:47I could show it to you this afternoon.
00:43:50Great.
00:43:50Okay.
00:43:51Well, then, let's go.
00:43:54We're gonna have misgibits.
00:43:56That's part of the process.
00:43:57Here.
00:43:57Oh, thanks, Bill.
00:43:59How's Devin?
00:44:00Is he helping?
00:44:01Oh, yeah.
00:44:02He's a real go-getter.
00:44:04Yeah.
00:44:05I don't know what I would have done without him in my divorces.
00:44:07Gotta have a bachelor pad.
00:44:09Wait till you start putting it to good use, right?
00:44:10How's Justin handling it?
00:44:15Who?
00:44:17Justin.
00:44:18Your son.
00:44:18Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:44:19No, he's great.
00:44:20I think our relationship's probably...
00:44:23It's as good as it's ever gonna be, you know?
00:44:25Uh-huh.
00:44:27I'm gonna go get a latte.
00:44:28Yeah.
00:44:29Grab me one, too.
00:44:32Hey, Dad.
00:44:33Oh, God.
00:44:34Oh, this is for a friend.
00:44:36Terrible habit.
00:44:37I should...
00:44:37He should quit.
00:44:39Yeah.
00:44:39Why aren't you at school?
00:44:40They canceled it.
00:44:41You expect me to believe that?
00:44:43I believe you were holding that cigarette for a friend.
00:44:45Fair enough.
00:44:46What can I do for you?
00:44:47Well, I have these gift cards from your last birthday that you haven't used.
00:44:51These?
00:44:51Yeah.
00:44:52They're brand new.
00:44:53Unlike your smoking habit, which I'm willing to keep a secret.
00:44:57If what?
00:44:58If you let me give you a makeover.
00:45:02What?
00:45:03Me?
00:45:03No.
00:45:04What are you talking about?
00:45:05Dad.
00:45:05Honey, I really do appreciate the thought and the general weirdness
00:45:10of your sudden appearance here, but...
00:45:12Trust me.
00:45:14You need one.
00:45:17Desperately.
00:45:19Are you sure, honey?
00:45:21Yes, I'm sure.
00:45:22You look amazing, Dad.
00:45:22I don't feel like myself, honestly.
00:45:24Please, you just have to be confident.
00:45:26But when you see Mom, please tell her this was your idea.
00:45:28Okay.
00:45:28Okay?
00:45:29I had nothing to do with it.
00:45:30You did it for her.
00:45:31No, no, no, no.
00:45:32Honey, this isn't a good idea for me to be lying to your mother right now.
00:45:35It's fine.
00:45:39Oh, what happened to you?
00:45:42You like it?
00:45:43I decided to change my look.
00:45:46In time for being single?
00:45:47No, I did it all for you.
00:45:50I don't believe that.
00:45:52Emma told me to say that.
00:45:54She showed up at my work and she gave me a makeover.
00:45:58Emma?
00:45:58Yeah.
00:45:59Well, wasn't she at school?
00:46:00She said it was canceled.
00:46:05That's weird.
00:46:05Yeah.
00:46:07Tip of the iceberg.
00:46:09Weirdest day I've ever experienced.
00:46:11Well, maybe it's just because you know what's happening tonight.
00:46:14Hey!
00:46:15Hello.
00:46:16What is the deal with the deals?
00:46:19I don't know.
00:46:20Let's find out.
00:46:21Let's find out together.
00:46:22Come on in.
00:46:24How are you?
00:46:25Good.
00:46:25How are you?
00:46:26I'm great.
00:46:28This is great.
00:46:30So, um...
00:46:33Sorry, family emergency.
00:46:35So, this is happening tonight.
00:46:37Mm, mm-hmm.
00:46:39I hear that.
00:46:39But what if?
00:46:41What if it doesn't?
00:46:43What do we have to do together to keep you two from uncoupling?
00:46:47I thought we were telling the kids tonight at dinner, and that's what we've spoken about.
00:46:50Feel us a little soon.
00:46:51Best not to rush into things.
00:46:53I'm sorry, did something change?
00:46:54Because last week you were...
00:46:55Last week was so last week, am I right?
00:46:58I say so many things, you know?
00:46:59Words just come out of my mouth, just trying things.
00:47:02But this week, I'm getting this vibe, right?
00:47:05That you two are just great people.
00:47:07Great people who can either, hey, stay together, or make the same mistakes with less great people.
00:47:13I don't know.
00:47:14Just spitballing air.
00:47:15Why don't we just stay together, you guys?
00:47:17Are you serious?
00:47:19I'm detecting a little bit of anger in that voice.
00:47:21Well, you've just turned around after months of discussion and changed your mind.
00:47:26True.
00:47:27I don't even know what I'm doing.
00:47:28There's nothing there.
00:47:29There's nothing there.
00:47:31There's nothing there.
00:47:34I know what I'm doing.
00:47:36I'm keeping you two from burning it all down.
00:47:38What are you doing?
00:47:39Putting out the fire.
00:47:40Cooling you off.
00:47:41Cool off.
00:47:43How about a candy, you guys?
00:47:45Let's sweeten the deal for the deals.
00:47:47Oh.
00:47:48You just have a great last name.
00:47:49I don't like my last name, but we can't pick our Danish stepfathers.
00:47:53Nothing was ever good enough for him.
00:47:56I'm okay.
00:47:58What about when he spritzed us with the water?
00:48:02What is wrong with this guy?
00:48:03That's so unprofessional.
00:48:04Who recommended him?
00:48:06Bill.
00:48:07Bill from your work.
00:48:08You're right.
00:48:10It was.
00:48:11A hundred percent.
00:48:12And by the way, you have lost like ten years.
00:48:14This haircut is so cute.
00:48:16Oh.
00:48:18Does that mean we're touching each other again?
00:48:21If so, maybe we go back to the house, take a nap.
00:48:26Are you serious?
00:48:28Oh, we're still married.
00:48:31Some countries you'd have to.
00:48:34Eric.
00:48:35Eric.
00:48:36Eric.
00:48:46Turns out all we needed to do to have a good nap was split up.
00:48:58No wonder half the country's divorced.
00:49:02Why did we stop trying?
00:49:05I don't know.
00:49:07It's just easier, right?
00:49:10Just give in to it.
00:49:13Entropy.
00:49:14Entropy.
00:49:14Entropy.
00:49:14Entropy.
00:49:16You ever think there's a way back?
00:49:21What?
00:49:24You ever think there...
00:49:26What did you say?
00:49:35Nothing.
00:49:38Nothing.
00:49:42Oh, yeah.
00:49:43Are you all right?
00:49:45Yeah.
00:49:47Fine.
00:49:52Ugh.
00:49:53I gotta make a word call.
00:49:54I got a new private.
00:49:56Hmm.
00:49:56Lucky guy.
00:49:57How do you know it's a guy?
00:49:59Lucky guess.
00:50:01I'll leave you in private.
00:50:03So you make your call.
00:50:05Private.
00:50:05What?
00:50:05What?
00:50:06What?
00:50:06What?
00:50:07Ooh.
00:50:07Ooh.
00:50:07Now, as you can see, everything is up-to-the-minute, cutting-edge, state-of-the-art.
00:50:12Everything that the modern, hot, single man, especially with this look, could ask for.
00:50:16Okay, okay.
00:50:16And I want to be clear about this.
00:50:18This place is available immediately.
00:50:20Oh, yeah.
00:50:21It's all yours.
00:50:22No worries.
00:50:22And wait till the new hookup see this place.
00:50:24I'm talking muy enthusiastic consent, hombre.
00:50:27Okay.
00:50:29And most of the residents are single, so you don't have to deal with any annoying kids.
00:50:33All right, right this way.
00:50:36All right.
00:50:37Here we go.
00:50:38And you are going to love this place.
00:50:43Okay?
00:50:45Wrong number of kids.
00:50:46Oh, it gets a little malfunctioning.
00:50:48Okay, hold on.
00:50:49Let's do a little.
00:50:51Here we go.
00:50:52Welcome to your new bachelor.
00:50:56Oh, my Lord.
00:51:01It was perfect this morning.
00:51:03You know, I'm sorry, Mr. Deal.
00:51:04We'll get this fixed up and have it be this morning.
00:51:08What am I doing?
00:51:19Hmm, I guess so.
00:51:21Oh, God.
00:51:22I forgot about that yet.
00:51:23Who would put it there?
00:51:25Hmm, maybe a crazy man?
00:51:27What?
00:51:29Were you two, uh...
00:51:31What?
00:51:32Never mind.
00:51:33Um, honey, can we talk?
00:51:38Who came up with the idea of a deadline?
00:51:40Maybe we, you know, could do it next week or a couple of weeks or the first of the month.
00:51:46But you've talked about being in limbo.
00:51:48Don't you want to move on with your life as a single guy?
00:51:51Jan, you know that's not what I want.
00:51:54And if there's any chance that we can work this out, isn't it worth waiting a moment?
00:51:59Do you really believe that?
00:52:01I know I haven't been fully present for a while.
00:52:12But you know, ever since Taylor was born, I'm like a ghost in this house.
00:52:18I certainly fell off your radar.
00:52:20I just...
00:52:25I have three kids.
00:52:27We have three kids, Jen.
00:52:28So where have you been?
00:52:32You're just so much better at it than me.
00:52:35Especially with Taylor.
00:52:37I could never reach him.
00:52:39At all.
00:52:40And I could never reach you.
00:52:41I just, I don't know, just checked out.
00:52:45Like I've had one foot out the door for months.
00:52:48But today, something changed.
00:52:51Really.
00:52:54God, I don't want to live my life without my family, without my kids.
00:53:01Without you.
00:53:03How do I know you won't have one foot out of the door again tomorrow?
00:53:10I'm right here.
00:53:11I'm fully committed.
00:53:15And you'll let Emma keep dressing you?
00:53:22Yes, I will.
00:53:28Oh, Emma.
00:53:29You can go to your party.
00:53:30Really?
00:53:31Yay!
00:53:34Oh.
00:53:36That's a lot of excitement for a party.
00:53:39Oh, I'm not going.
00:53:40I'm just happy, you know, to have the option.
00:53:47Okay.
00:53:48Okay.
00:53:49Bye.
00:53:57Oh.
00:54:09Oh.
00:54:10Oh.
00:54:11Oh.
00:54:11Oh.
00:54:12Oh.
00:54:12Oh.
00:54:13Oh.
00:54:13Dad? What are you doing?
00:54:31You know, my grandfather always said the clock can help you now and then.
00:54:35It was always broken.
00:54:37You can never figure out the gears or the movements, but look at that.
00:54:41Galileo said that a pendulum will stay in motion unless a force acts to make it stop.
00:54:47Otherwise, it'll just go forward and backward and forward and backward.
00:54:53Great-grandfather would be very proud of you, too.
00:54:56Text from your realer? Your new bachelor pad is clean and ready.
00:54:59Oh, oh, oh, now, wait.
00:55:00I didn't want to do this for one of the kids, but so much for being fully committed.
00:55:02No, no, no, no, no. This is a miscommunication.
00:55:04This was supposed to be a trial separation. You were going to stay at Dan's.
00:55:08You said Dan's was gross. I was trying to find a place that was comfortable for the kids.
00:55:12Yeah, and for your new girlfriend.
00:55:13There's no new girlfriend.
00:55:14Don't just tell Lonely Bachelor Pad.
00:55:16There's no Bachelor Pad.
00:55:17You better hope there is, because you need somewhere to stay tonight.
00:55:21And you know what? It's lucky for you. You have a pet suitcase under your bed.
00:55:26No.
00:55:26And I saw it!
00:55:28Jan!
00:55:31Jan!
00:55:32Should I do the honors?
00:55:45Does he look tired to you?
00:55:52All right.
00:55:52Do you know what I'm going to do?
00:56:22It's time to come down, yeah.
00:56:52We steal his phone, that's great.
00:57:03But we can't be in three places at once.
00:57:05Oh, God.
00:57:07Hey, guys, what are you talking about?
00:57:09Nothing to do with you.
00:57:11Why are you guys not just leading me out of stuff?
00:57:13Ow.
00:57:22I'm not in my room or eating breakfast, he comes down here.
00:57:37I don't want him involved with this.
00:57:38Involved in what?
00:57:40Have a nice trip.
00:57:41You better come.
00:57:42Ow.
00:57:44How'd you know that was going to happen?
00:57:47Taylor discovered that Grandpa's clock can turn back time.
00:57:51Seriously?
00:57:53That's so cool.
00:57:54Wait, no, no, no, stop.
00:57:59Well, it really works.
00:58:01You can't tell anyone about this.
00:58:03Please, just, I don't know, go to school like it's a normal day.
00:58:06But I want to help you guys with whatever you're doing.
00:58:09Think of us working together.
00:58:10Turn back the clock.
00:58:11He's stuck with us now.
00:58:13Fine.
00:58:15Max, we can't afford any screw-ups.
00:58:18This is a very delicate situation.
00:58:21Mom and Dad are going to break up at dinner if we don't do everything exactly right.
00:58:26Wait, what?
00:58:30Pay attention, Max.
00:58:31The clock is aging.
00:58:33It can't take much more.
00:58:36This day may be our last chance.
00:58:38Let me help.
00:58:40They're my mom and dad, too.
00:58:48So obvious.
00:58:49Dad packed this and not Mom.
00:58:51Ten pairs of underwear and two shirts?
00:58:53So both Max and Emma are sick today?
00:58:56That's right.
00:58:56Thanks for your help.
00:58:58That sounds so real.
00:58:59It's even better than the Obama filter.
00:59:00Hey, guys, what are you doing down here?
00:59:02I'm going to drive Max to school today, so you're off the hook.
00:59:06To school, but we just...
00:59:07And Taylor, honey, did you know that, um, we're having dinner tonight?
00:59:11We already told him.
00:59:12We're all really looking forward to it.
00:59:15It'll be so nice having dinner together for a change.
00:59:18Yeah, it's been a while.
00:59:20Huh.
00:59:21Oh, shoot, watch out.
00:59:22What?
00:59:23Are you sure you can afford this?
00:59:35We need $8,000 day trading this morning.
00:59:38Is that, like, drug dealing?
00:59:40No, we knew which stocks were going up in the first hour,
00:59:42so I put all my babysitting money into them.
00:59:45Forget Mom and Dad, let's go to Vegas.
00:59:46We can get one of those high-ruller suites and have a sibling camp out.
00:59:53Hey, Mom, teacher sent me from school to get information for a report.
01:00:07Max, what are you...
01:00:09Max, this is Richard, my student.
01:00:11What's up, bro? Cool duds.
01:00:12Yeah, you can leave now.
01:00:14Wait, don't be rude.
01:00:15Right. Please leave now.
01:00:17I'm so sorry.
01:00:18No, it's cool. It's cool.
01:00:19Yeah, well, Rose on a mission. Catch you later.
01:00:22Okay.
01:00:23Tell me about your first date with Dad.
01:00:26How did you get here?
01:00:27I gotta get back to school.
01:00:28Go. First date.
01:00:29Um, okay, so, uh, your dad had tickets to a symphony,
01:00:32and it was classical music, which I'm not into,
01:00:34but I thought he was cute, so I said yes.
01:00:36Uh, we went there, and there was this concert hall,
01:00:39and next to it was a food truck selling beignets.
01:00:41What?
01:00:42Oh, a beignet. It's like a donut.
01:00:44They don't have a hole in it.
01:00:46Oh, anyway.
01:00:47So, anyway, your dad was like,
01:00:48oh, they smell so good, we have to try one.
01:00:50We were running late, but I was like, ah, okay, and,
01:00:53oh, God, I'll never forget.
01:00:55That first bite, they were so delicious,
01:00:59and then it started snowing.
01:01:03It was so crazy because, like, it never snows in town,
01:01:07and it was just so new and it was so exciting.
01:01:13And it was just, like, the city, your dad, life.
01:01:20It was just, it was packed into this one magical moment.
01:01:25Are you okay?
01:01:26Um, yeah, yeah, sweetie.
01:01:29I-I just hope that someday you can experience that with someone,
01:01:32because it really was special.
01:01:37Is it still in a circle?
01:01:39What, sweetie?
01:01:40Even without the hole?
01:01:42A beignet?
01:01:43No, honey, it's-it's shaped like a square.
01:01:46Wait, what's this project for?
01:01:47I-I have to go.
01:01:49Wait, Max, how are you getting back to school?
01:01:56Symphony, snow, and a beignet truck.
01:01:58A what truck?
01:01:59Like a donut, but square and hole.
01:02:01I have friends in a school orchestra,
01:02:02but where do we get a beignet truck?
01:02:04I have an idea about the snow.
01:02:13Does he even care about the fish?
01:02:15Oh, I was just taking it out.
01:02:16Max!
01:02:19Oh, Nemo?
01:02:22Oh, no!
01:02:25It had nothing to do with this.
01:02:26You did this for her.
01:02:27No, no, no, no, honey.
01:02:28This seemed a good idea for me to be lying to your father right now.
01:02:31It's fine.
01:02:32You're fine.
01:02:38Harry Styles called and he wanted your apartment for his L.A.
01:02:41Pied de Tiers.
01:02:41The good news is, I checked out another place that we managed
01:02:44that you will love.
01:02:45You can see it right now.
01:02:47Let's go.
01:02:47Let's go.
01:02:48You can see it right now.
01:02:49He wants to be a little.
01:02:49She's going to be a little bit of a little bit.
01:02:50Henry, if you don't need to go to the house,
01:02:51let's go to the house and let's go.
01:02:52Let's go.
01:02:53I'm a little bit of a little bit of a little bit.
01:02:53I'm not going to go.
01:03:08Get in here, get in here.
01:03:22Get in here.
01:03:26We gotta go. Dad's gonna be here soon.
01:03:28Really? Not now. This is so fun.
01:03:38This is so much fun. I don't want this day to end.
01:03:40Don't say that.
01:03:42Okay.
01:04:08What the hell? What'd you do to my car?
01:04:22Bumblebee stole my phone.
01:04:24The whole place is trashed.
01:04:26In position. Make the call.
01:04:28Good job, Max. We'll finish everything at home. You know what to do now.
01:04:31Devin, call for you on my line. It's Barack Obama.
01:04:36What?
01:04:43Hello?
01:04:44Is this Devin?
01:04:45Yeah, uh, Mr. President.
01:04:46Devin, I've been trying to reach you all day.
01:04:47Yeah.
01:04:48I need a bachelor man.
01:04:49Well, what about Michelle?
01:04:51Okay, well, are the girls coming?
01:04:53Yeah, Malia.
01:04:55Maxman to base. Mission accomplished.
01:04:58Let's do this!
01:05:00According to find the phone, you stole-
01:05:07You're Jen's kid.
01:05:09Summer and Taylor's fault.
01:05:10Let's go, Bumblebee.
01:05:12Oh. Oh my God.
01:05:17This is amazing.
01:05:26Did you?
01:05:27I did not.
01:05:28I...
01:05:29I swear.
01:05:31Wow.
01:05:32It was pretty fantastic.
01:05:35That date.
01:05:36That whole night.
01:05:39Yeah, it was.
01:05:40It was.
01:05:41This is unusual.
01:05:45Smells good.
01:05:47Sure does.
01:05:48Should we get a beignet?
01:05:50I think we should.
01:05:52We're gonna have two deniers.
01:05:55Come on, right up.
01:06:01Do it.
01:06:04All right.
01:06:05Here you guys go.
01:06:06Where's Max?
01:06:10It's just as good as they were back down.
01:06:12Back down, I was too terrified to even eat
01:06:14because I was afraid you were gonna slap me
01:06:15when I asked you to kiss me.
01:06:17I would've kissed you at any time during that date.
01:06:19I probably would've kissed you hello.
01:06:22Now you tell me.
01:06:29So you didn't do this?
01:06:31I didn't do this.
01:06:34It was Max.
01:06:36Our Max?
01:06:37He grilled me about our first date this morning.
01:06:47Wait, it's snowing?
01:06:49Snow.
01:06:50This is fantastic.
01:06:51This is fantastic.
01:07:05I wanna stay with you and the kids.
01:07:07There's no other home for me.
01:07:09I want you to stay, too.
01:07:20All right, Stuart Little.
01:07:21Judgment day.
01:07:25Max, what happened?
01:07:26Find a phone.
01:07:27I told you to turn it off.
01:07:28I forgot.
01:07:29What?
01:07:30You know this little dude?
01:07:31Yeah, he's my brother.
01:07:32Unfortunately.
01:07:33Neither of my parents are home right now,
01:07:35so thank you for bringing him back,
01:07:37but I'll just take it from here.
01:07:39Oh.
01:07:40What's going on here?
01:07:41Nothing.
01:07:42Nothing.
01:07:43Doesn't look like nothing.
01:07:44Maybe your mom wants to hear about this.
01:07:45Let's go.
01:07:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:07:47Let's go, Captain Cliff, though.
01:07:48Tell your mom.
01:07:50Oh, Richard, what are you doing here?
01:07:53Your kid stole my phone.
01:07:55Max, is that true?
01:07:57I'm sorry, who are you?
01:07:58Who's this guy?
01:07:59My student.
01:08:00I'm a friend.
01:08:01Friend?
01:08:02How do you know my wife?
01:08:03Okay, let's not do this.
01:08:04I just wanted to let Jen know what her kid was up to.
01:08:06Eric?
01:08:07Hey, I thought that was you.
01:08:08Hey, hey, hey.
01:08:09How are you doing?
01:08:10All right.
01:08:11Seems to be, uh, someone here has my phone.
01:08:13I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:08:14Who's this guy?
01:08:15Devin Andrews.
01:08:16I'm Eric Realtor.
01:08:17Realtor?
01:08:18Really?
01:08:19A bachelor pad?
01:08:20It is Red Bee.
01:08:21Wow, are you kidding?
01:08:22Hey, you know what?
01:08:23It's all good.
01:08:24I'm just gonna get going.
01:08:25You wanna go with him?
01:08:26Beignets, anyone.
01:08:27Nobody wants a beignet.
01:08:28Can they turn this off?
01:08:29You've got to turn it back.
01:08:30I can make this right.
01:08:31Don't turn it back.
01:08:36Your timing wasn't exactly great on that.
01:08:38You need a lawyer too much.
01:08:39Hold on.
01:08:40Um...
01:08:41Great sectional and a hot tub.
01:08:44Quiet!
01:08:46Mom and Dad, all we've been trying to do today
01:08:48is to figure out how to keep you guys together.
01:08:50And you keep on screwing it up.
01:08:51Okay, Max, we can talk about this inside at dinner, but...
01:08:54No, we do not want to go to dinner!
01:08:56Because that's where you always announce it.
01:08:58Look, don't take my word for it.
01:09:00Taylor's relived the day 38 times.
01:09:02Max, that's enough.
01:09:03And every time you screw it up,
01:09:04Taylor has to rewind Grandpa's old clock.
01:09:07Taylor?
01:09:09No, Taylor, I told you I got this!
01:09:28Hands up!
01:09:29Max had some sort of seizure this morning.
01:09:33Yes, yes.
01:09:34I'm looking at it now, Doctor.
01:09:35Is there nothing we can do?
01:09:36The best thing to do is keep him calm.
01:09:38No surprises or trauma of any kind.
01:09:45What hospital are you at?
01:09:46I think we're gonna need a second opinion!
01:09:48This is a real emergency!
01:09:50Are you kidding?
01:09:51Nobody believes you!
01:09:53God, I miss the days we used to put thermometers
01:09:55on light bulbs.
01:09:56Why would thieves only steal a dining room table?
01:10:06Why not jewelry?
01:10:08Okay, so your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you
01:10:10all in the same place about something important.
01:10:13Yes, this is important.
01:10:15No excuses.
01:10:17We need everyone at dinner.
01:10:19Your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you.
01:10:21That's one million dollars.
01:10:22And it's worth the keep.
01:10:23All you have to do is stay married.
01:10:25Where did that money come from?
01:10:27FBI!
01:10:28Nobody moved!
01:10:35So your dad and I wanted to talk to the three of you?
01:10:37Well, I thought they weren't pretty good.
01:10:39It was weird, though.
01:10:40It was like they already knew.
01:10:41I couldn't even...
01:10:42Hey!
01:10:43Hey!
01:10:48Get back here!
01:10:50All right.
01:10:51All right.
01:10:52I get the stage racking.
01:10:53Should I get made to back it?
01:10:54I do it for the people...
01:10:55Listen, we need everybody at dinner tonight.
01:10:57Amazing news!
01:10:58I just won a playwriting contest that includes a four-year scholarship to college.
01:11:02Oh!
01:11:03Oh, honey!
01:11:04That's amazing!
01:11:05Congratulations!
01:11:06There's just one condition.
01:11:07The parents of the winning student have to stay married for all four years.
01:11:11That's a very unusual condition for a scholarship.
01:11:15I mean, it's a religious foundation.
01:11:16I think they just want to promote marriage, you know?
01:11:19But it's not a big deal.
01:11:20You guys are married.
01:11:21The American Foundation for Theatre and Marriage?
01:11:24I've never heard of this before.
01:11:25Oh, sweetie.
01:11:26That seems bogus.
01:11:27I'm sorry.
01:11:28We'll have to do more research.
01:11:29No, forget it!
01:11:34Wow.
01:11:35Weird.
01:11:36They think the foundation is bogus.
01:11:37We just invented a new foundation, right?
01:11:38We need to try cancer again.
01:11:40I know I can nail it this time.
01:11:41No, look at the clock.
01:11:42We can't start over anymore.
01:11:44If we don't do anything, they're splitting up at dinner.
01:11:46Yeah, I know.
01:11:49What do you think, Taylor?
01:11:52Why don't you say something for once?
01:11:56I'm turning it back.
01:11:57Whoa, Max!
01:11:58No, you're not!
01:11:59Stop walking!
01:12:00Oh, my God!
01:12:01Not until we try everything!
01:12:02You can't!
01:12:03We have to try everything!
01:12:04You're gonna waste a day!
01:12:05It's over!
01:12:06I'm doing it now!
01:12:07No, you're not!
01:12:11Oh, God.
01:12:13Guess that settles that.
01:12:14We're stuck with today.
01:12:15It's not my fault!
01:12:16Of course it is!
01:12:18This is why I don't want you around.
01:12:20Why I always avoid you.
01:12:22You screw up everything!
01:12:24Only because you never think I can do anything!
01:12:26You can't!
01:12:27You're a walking catastrophe!
01:12:29Both of you!
01:12:30Don't pick on him!
01:12:33You shouldn't mean it, little girl.
01:12:34Wildfire rolling in!
01:12:35I'll never get this chance again!
01:12:37There's rumble thunder coming round!
01:12:40Rising from the empty ground!
01:12:41Undercover forest floor!
01:12:42I'm moving high above it all!
01:12:43They never thought of being down!
01:12:45I wake him as I hit the ground!
01:12:46I wake him as I hit the ground!
01:12:47I'm moving high above it all!
01:12:48They never thought of being down!
01:12:49I wake him as I hit the ground!
01:12:50Don't break!
01:12:51I fall.
01:12:52I'll lose!
01:12:53I'll lose!
01:12:54I wake him as I hit the ground!
01:12:56I wake him as I hit the ground!
01:12:58Undercover forest floor
01:13:01I'm moving high above it all
01:13:05They never tie up being down
01:13:09I wake them as I hit the ground
01:13:13Don't break my fault
01:13:17I'll lose it all
01:13:21Your touch is enough
01:13:25I'm not turning it down
01:13:41No, I actually want to collaborate
01:13:45If you're still talking to me
01:13:47I'm sorry
01:13:49I'm alright
01:13:53Alright, I'll write what we can say
01:13:59For the music part, I'll let you take that over
01:14:02I can say, you know, that they can't have each other
01:14:07Even though, you know, they deserve each other
01:14:10Fuck, that's so good
01:14:12It's like when pop songs are really upbeat
01:14:15But then you listen to the lyrics
01:14:16And they're really nice
01:14:17Decorations, right?
01:14:18You're enough to get the stage
01:14:20Tell me you're like a pepper
01:14:21I need to break me up
01:14:25Don't break my fault
01:14:30Don't lose it all
01:14:33One touch is enough
01:14:37Just bring me up
01:14:41Just bring me up
01:14:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:14:52Just bring me up
01:14:55Oh, oh, oh
01:14:59Hello?
01:15:00Hi, Mom.
01:15:01Hey.
01:15:02Take a seat.
01:15:03Okay.
01:15:04Hey.
01:15:05Hi.
01:15:06Dad?
01:15:07Take a seat.
01:15:08Alright.
01:15:09Hi, Mom.
01:15:10Hey.
01:15:11Take a seat.
01:15:12Okay.
01:15:16Hey.
01:15:17Hi.
01:15:20Dad?
01:15:21Take a seat.
01:15:25Alright.
01:15:32This is the story of a couple, Jan and Derek,
01:15:37who have everything except for each other.
01:15:42By the end of today, they won't be a couple anymore.
01:15:47Just can't figure out how to live together.
01:15:51Father and mother
01:15:54can't be together.
01:15:58Ready?
01:16:00Friends, therapists, students all say...
01:16:02You just can't change today!
01:16:05Then, just can't change today!
01:16:07No way!
01:16:10To the jobs that show's been changed.
01:16:11Why do you guys do what you want to do?
01:16:13Why do you want to do what you want to do?
01:16:14Why do you want to do this?
01:16:15We will not stay together.
01:16:17No matter the day, no matter the weather.
01:16:19No matter the weather.
01:16:29When one moment might have changed everything.
01:16:32When one moment might have made sense of the ring.
01:16:34The lights of the ring.
01:16:49Well, that was, uh...
01:16:52That was...
01:16:53What was that?
01:16:57What was that?
01:16:58Mom?
01:17:19Mom?
01:17:20Mom?
01:17:27I'm telling you.
01:17:28Mom?
01:17:30Mom?
01:17:32Mom?
01:17:33Mom?
01:17:36Mom?
01:17:39Mom?
01:17:41Mom?
01:17:43Mom?
01:17:44Mom?
01:17:45Mom?
01:17:46Mom?
01:17:47Mom?
01:17:48ORGAN PLAYS
01:18:18ORGAN PLAYS
01:18:48I thought it was off.
01:18:49We ought to do these sibling camp apps more often.
01:18:51Yeah, once in a while.
01:18:52We don't want it to lose its specialness.
01:18:56Hey, we should probably return these, right?
01:18:58All right.
01:19:28I'll see you at dinner.
01:19:38Did he suspect anything?
01:19:51Right?
01:19:51Like, uh, did this clock reset the same day 86 times before it exploded?
01:19:56I don't know.
01:19:56Did he?
01:19:57Hey, good morning.
01:19:59What are you guys doing down here?
01:20:00Um, we were just, uh, helping Taylor clean up.
01:20:03Mm-hmm.
01:20:04Such a bummer about the clock.
01:20:06Just broke.
01:20:08Come on, guys.
01:20:09Let's go.
01:20:12Come on, girl.
01:20:13I saved your shotgun.
01:20:14Taylor, come on.
01:20:23We're late for school.
01:20:24No, about tonight.
01:20:25No, I'm going to the movies tonight.
01:20:26M-M-2.
01:20:27No.
01:20:28No.
01:20:28No.
01:20:28No.
01:20:29No.
01:20:29No.
01:20:42No.
01:20:43No.
01:20:43Oh, it's time to go
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