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Tangata Pai Season 1 Episode 6

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00:00I've been taking in the views again
00:03I ain't got nothing to lose
00:06Blame it on my youth
00:08Blame it on the past of no good untold truth
00:11Yeah, I've been wondering
00:13What the hell I've even doing here
00:17I'm tripping over my feet
00:19The shoes are way too big
00:21But I'ma walk it out like I got some places to be
00:24Koroi mata, ko upe, e maringi kawana
00:27Kia kawa e penei mai
00:30Mou ano aua taonga, mou me tō pauritanga
00:34Arama?
00:35E waka puta i te iwa o te aroa
00:37Me te waimana o te tangata i riro ia aitua
00:41Me e mea, ka purutia taua aroa
00:45Au a karearoto, au a aurongo
00:47Ka pā mamai, ka manawa e koe
00:51Engari ano, ka aukati te waka putinga atu o te mate
00:56Ki tūa o te arae
00:57Ki tūa o te pai o tēnai au
01:00Ki te pō nui, ki te pō rua
01:02Matua, ko taku Nan o Yorkshire ia?
01:06Anu?
01:06E rua te wakaore ia
01:09I tino pai ki te tikanga mate
01:12A te Māori
01:14Engari, ka wakarongo ia
01:17Ki e nei korero
01:19Ka marama ia
01:20I miuri i tērā, ka ka'a
01:24Te tangi o taku kuia ki te marae
01:27Oh boy
01:29Ai, ko a mōi o tō kuia, ne?
01:32Nō reira, ko taku waka au kia koutou
01:35I te tainga mai ki taku tangi anga
01:37Ne?
01:38Me maringi te roi mata
01:39Māringi ringi
01:40E maringi te hupe
01:42Kea rita ki te awa
01:44E korea mimiti
01:45Okay?
01:46So, I want
01:46Rivers of snot
01:47Flowing people rivers
01:49Rivers of snot
01:50Kea ora rā
01:51Pa taita au e hoa
01:54Am I the only one
02:01Who can't keep up
02:02With what's been said?
02:06I thought we were allowed
02:07To speak English
02:08Or did I get that wrong?
02:09No, no
02:10That's right
02:11Kei te tika
02:12Just for the first four classes
02:14Until we ease into things
02:15Well, this is the first lesson
02:17Ai, kei te tika tērā
02:21Nō reira
02:22Ko tēnei te wā pai
02:24Ki te waka wanaunga
02:27Te maramana
02:28Me te matane
02:29Maybe you'd like to start us off
02:31By introducing yourself, Ewa
02:33Tū mai
02:34Sweet
02:35Okay
02:38Ko wala taku ingoa
02:42Taku ingoa
02:44Tua tahi ko Kaylee
02:45Ngari kare oi pai
02:47So
02:48Ko wala taku ingoa
02:51Nā tērā
02:51Nā e nā e nā e near
02:52I'm Willa
02:54I used to be Kaylee
02:55But I never liked it
02:56So that's me now
02:58Willa
02:59Yeah, started off as my stage name
03:02And now it's pretty much
03:03My name name
03:04I'm surprised you haven't heard of me.
03:12Rongo noi?
03:14Jokes.
03:16I just said, is Willa better on your album cover than Kayleigh?
03:31Anything is better than Kayleigh.
03:33My record company gave me a list of possibilities and Willa was the one that I hated the least.
03:40Can you pump the brakes? English, please.
03:48Sorry, I just said it must have been difficult for you changing your name given it's the one that your parents gave to you.
03:54My parents gave me nothing.
03:57I'm a blank slate, Matua.
03:59I'm whoever I say I am.
04:03I will never be part of that world so stop trying!
04:10Please!
04:11I feel like I don't fit in anywhere.
04:17Te mutu ngā kē mai o te whakahihi kai ponu, Willa.
04:24Kēne kaia?
04:25Ngao.
04:26Ngao.
04:27Ngao.
04:28Ngao.
04:29Ngao.
04:30Ngao.
04:31Ngao.
04:32Ngao.
04:33Ngao.
04:34Ngao.
04:39That's all I need to find a lot here.
04:40Ah, kō kāia tērā. Kā nama ua atu ia mā mātua i e tahi wā.
04:51Kua mōhio kē koe me hemea i haramai koe i e tahi wā.
05:10Kā kō rādā i ea.
05:30Kēnā koe wala?
05:32Vangzai.
05:33E wā pūtō pēa? E wā te āe koe koe dō tahi tāewa?
05:36E pēl naita pūtō?
05:37E waka pūtāina āne e koe tō reo e wā kōrero mō te iwi nei.
05:43I teia era kūpua te mini-tai fiu aki ā koe e waka pai ana.
05:48Kā re koe e mōi o ana ki tō iwi.
05:51Ko taku pātai mai wala.
05:54Kimi mai ai koe e tō waka pāpā?
05:56E ho mātua rānei.
06:05Mmm.
06:07Sorry, auntie.
06:10Aarohā rākua tōmiri.
06:13He samausa ana e nei e nei.
06:15E roa rāua te aarangi o kopalāua prae.
06:17Kate Clive.
06:19Kanōo ki korā pea.
06:28Kaaroa.
06:29A puru noi honga samausas.
06:32Mātau tōku tori noho.
06:33My name is Piri Piautoni Maia.
06:45In this case, my name is Piri Piautoni Maia.
06:50My name is Piri Piautoni Maia.
06:53Hello.
06:54How are you?
06:55My name is Piri Piautoni Maia.
06:58My name is Piri Piautoni Maia, and I am JT.
07:03No I have a name.
07:05My biggest fan is Death? Yeah, makes sense.
07:28She's a scary woman, your mum.
07:38Her bark's loud.
07:48Okay.
07:58Okay, cool.
08:06Ah, that's it.
08:14That's it.
08:28I feel like a fraud.
08:56You look like someone who doesn't bullshit.
09:11There's honesty to it.
09:24There's naivety.
09:26You're too true.
09:27Hmm.
09:28It actually kind of hurts.
09:36Like my version isn't good enough.
09:38I feel like a fraud.
09:45I feel like a fraud.
09:47I feel like a fraud.
09:50I feel like a fraud.
09:51I feel like a fraud.
10:02She could be like a fraud.
10:04The rain, you might get wet, but it washes regret at the same time.
10:10Stand your ground if you walk, it's okay to take steps.
10:14But don't rush, you'll feel the stress.
10:17Take my hand, I'll do the best.
10:20Take a couple deep breaths and we'll be fine.
10:28See you later.
10:34Don't be, it's probably best that you stopped anyway.
10:42I would have been a sobbing mess if you'd gone on much longer.
10:56Don't be, I definitely like your mum more now that I've met you.
11:04You kind of sound like your mum was scared to lose you to a bitter way of life.
11:18A few months ago.
11:25We hadn't spoken for about three years.
11:28How do I say thank, thank you very much and sign?
11:48Oh my.
11:50I'm sorry.
11:56We're leaving.
11:57I'm sorry.
12:01But I'm sorry.
12:04I haven't yet.
12:04It's all.
12:07But I've got that.
12:09No, no, no.
12:10No, I'm sorry.
12:11No, no, I'm sorry.
12:12No, no, no.
12:12No, no, no, no.
12:13He's done nobody.
12:14I've just been here.
12:15No, no.
12:16No.
12:16oh i want to talk it's too late we're done and i've heard enough of you anyway thanks
12:27okay let's get some shots of the party i'll answer your questions i don't care willa
12:32you had a nice moment with the super fan congratulations chasing you around was my
12:37producer's idea not mine so unless you've got something meaningful to say
12:46you can't really trust anyone mickey i'll leave you here stay well clear from the hospital
12:56i'll be watching from the door he's gone into shock they're not going to let you back in there
13:03they've got him and they're going to try to keep him you have to be smart mickey real smart i gotta
13:09get him back
13:09have you taken any medication or drugs recently
13:38okay just give me a second please mickey i'll be right back
13:55get to play it's a way
13:58you
14:02okay
14:03what
14:04okay
14:05Koki.
14:07Kwa ere hau ei taurea kareku matkao.
14:13Kia pita auki wao.
14:15Kita kuta maitsi.
14:35Koki.
14:46Kai.
14:48Kui.
14:49Mokoi atuu.
14:50It's so hot.
15:20I'll be back in the morning.
15:22I'll be back in the morning.
15:24I'll be back in the morning.
15:50I'll be back in the morning.
15:52여덤靠音
15:58Arm!
16:02bases
16:06Ding!
16:08Tung leo
16:10This pain's only going to get worse, Kaya.
16:40Kaya!
16:47Tena!
16:50Kota ku waro anui ki a koe te pae waehaa.
16:54Pae ana koe?
16:56Pae ana te poe. E ora ano te ora.
17:01Ki a haere ana koe ki hia, Miki?
17:09Mai o taii ko tū. E aere taii te ara ki takuta maiti.
17:16Kaare tete e ara kea tū.
17:19Tū?
17:21Koea tū, Miki?
17:24E me ana koe ko tū ma ta inga.
17:27E kaha mōu.
17:29Hie haa te rea tū.
17:32Miki!
17:33Ai!
17:39E koea tū.
17:41E koea tū.
17:42E koea tū.
17:48Oh, fuck.
17:49Oh, Miki?
17:50Miki!
17:52Miki!
17:53Miki!
17:54Miki!
17:55Miki!
17:57Miki!
17:58E arai uita taure e kare ka.
18:01E ara kea tū.
18:02Tanma i wuko tu.
18:04Tū.
18:05Tū.
18:06Tū.
18:07Tū.
18:08Tū.
18:09At least give me my jacket back.
18:39At least give me my jacket back.
19:09Hey, there's a guy trying to break in and he's made a run for it that way.
19:14Can you go and grab him?
19:14Yeah, right.
19:33Hey, mate.
19:34What are you doing?
19:35Mate said, the hospital's in a lockdown at the minute.
19:49I don't understand what you're saying, mate.
19:58Look, if you can just...
20:13Look, if you can just speak to me in English, mate, I can help you.
20:30But if you don't, I can't.
20:33Just hang on a second.
20:36Yeah, I'm just requesting some backup around the back.
20:38Darn it.
20:38Someone who could speak Martin would be great.
20:41There's been a breach at the back of the building.
20:43Hey, don't!
20:44Look, if you don't know.
20:55Look, if you don't know what you're doing, look up for it.
20:59Bye!
21:00Stop!
21:02Stop, mate!
21:03You need to stop right now!
21:26Drop the bag!
21:29I said drop the bag now.
21:30Now.
21:33I said drop the bag now.
23:00So stop disappointing her.
23:06I don't know what to do.
23:22I'm sorry.
23:26Jade, she's getting a ride back to school with mates.
23:30I don't know, Tommy.
23:32I don't know.
23:36I don't know.
23:38It's just...
23:40I don't know.
23:42I'm not one of your army mates.
23:48I don't know.
23:52I don't know.
23:56So not much of a presence?
23:58I don't know.
24:01I don't know.
24:03I don't know.
24:05I don't know.
24:07Maybe they've handed responsibility over to them.
24:11Maybe they've handed responsibility over to them.
24:13Maybe they've handed responsibility over to them.
24:15Mehe mea ka pēra.
24:17Ka ohori riau i rungi i te ara tūpono.
24:19Katu tū te puehu.
24:21I don't know.
24:23At least they weren't running.
24:27Kio riau.
24:31Are you still at the occupation site?
24:33Heading to Hoa Nui now.
24:35Good.
24:36Because we've had reports that a suspected bomb had been placed at New Plymouth Hospital.
24:39What?
24:40Your PM's in briefings now, but he's asked that MPs and staff leave New Plymouth as soon as possible.
24:45It sounds like this is already in motion for you.
24:47So this isn't a hoax?
24:49No confirmation of that yet, but the hospital is currently being evacuated.
24:53You just get yourself to the airport and I'll update you when more information comes through.
24:57Okay.
24:59Ahem.
25:00Ahem.
25:01Ahem.
25:02Ahem.
25:03He bomu.
25:04That bomb's been found at the hospital.
25:08Kauri i te mohio me he mea he mea tuturu rānei.
25:14He whakawai rānei.
25:19Well, pehea o whakāro.
25:21Me pono atu i te minita.
25:23It needs to be taken seriously.
25:26Engari ano, ko ngā perihimana?
25:29Ko haere te nuinga ki te take o te hohipera.
25:32Hei taki te hohipera nērā.
25:34Kauri i te hōpuni?
25:36That's what the incident controller will be trying to figure out.
25:39Rea atou?
25:41Well, I'd imagine one of several scenarios the considering minister is whether or not the hospital is a distraction.
25:49A distraction? Pehea nei?
25:52He whakawai ngā perihimana?
25:55Divert police attention away from another target.
25:58Pēnei te o pūni?
26:01Ko i ano, Pea.
26:02Ai.
26:06Dammit, Jade.
26:10Will there be a call to evacuate?
26:12Hei awa hoki te minita.
26:14That decision will likely be made in conjunction with the EOD.
26:18Oh, ee awa te EOD?
26:22Bom squad minister.
26:28Hi.
26:29Has there been any word of other potential targets, like the occupation site?
26:35I haven't heard anything.
26:36Why's that?
26:38We have our concerns, Raj.
26:40Who's we?
26:41You mean you and Wirriman?
26:43Yeah, look, we have reason to believe that...
26:45This should go without saying, but decisions around national security aren't usually made by your driver, Harangi.
26:50He is X-S-A-S, Raj. He's not from Uber.
26:55Like I said, I'll keep you in the loop, but I haven't heard anything other than the order for you to return to Wellington.
27:02You're not the police minister, Harangi.
27:04If you have your concerns, then I guarantee you that the ones in charge will be feeling the same way.
27:09For lack of a better phrase, I strongly recommend that we stay in our lane on this one.
27:15Okay.
27:16Okay.
27:17Come here, Wirriman.
27:18Come here.
27:19Come here.
27:20Come here.
27:21Come here.
27:22Come here.
27:23Come here, Minister.
27:24Damn it, Jade.
27:25Take a right.
27:26We should avoid the crowds that way.
27:41Aika ngana.
27:42A tera pia ko aukati he atu arahi.
27:49He whinaunga atua anoki reira.
27:51He tai ana te wai atu.
27:52Plenty of hana.
27:53I just don't have their numbers.
27:57Timote, ko ao tenei.
27:59A wai amaiki au.
28:01E nai atonu nei.
28:06Yep.
28:07I hope you're still heading to the airport, Minister.
28:10Is that all you called for?
28:11For that, and I've just received word that the bomb trail at the hospital appears to be a genuine one.
28:16And the occupation site has not been ruled out as a target.
28:19However, at this stage, no suspicious activity has been reported there.
28:23H-Has an evacuation been ordered?
28:25Harangi, this is not part of our portfolio.
28:28There needs to be an evacuation now, Raj.
28:30Possibly.
28:31But again, this is not our call to make.
28:33You've been given a directive by the Prime Minister, Harangi, and that is to leave New Plymouth immediately.
28:38I mean, I don't need to remind you of the thin ice you're already on with.
28:42Shit.
28:43Au kati hia wunai, Timinita.
28:46Uh, could we try the Brougham Street entrance again?
28:49Yeah.
28:50I believe they're under the ground.
28:58Sikiro rangka, siika, bangku, bangku!
29:04Sikiro rangka, lika, bangku, bangku!
29:16Got a Wiimote?
29:17Yes.
29:18Let's go.
29:48Let's go.
30:18What makes you so sure?
30:23Because you're like me.
30:25Go on then, looking forward to this.
30:29From here, you've got control.
30:33You've got the answers.
30:35Right.
30:37And you're needed.
30:37It's out there where things get complicated.
30:46Twins, eh?
30:48Like the ones on The Shining.
30:50I don't know.
31:02I don't know.
32:12Rikki!
32:13Hey!
32:16This is Henningway?
32:17Henningway.
32:18Ko Adrian.
32:19Ko Kitieto Tama.
32:20Atau Comrade.
32:21Ko Pai?
32:22Ne Pānei Tinewa.
32:23It's not looking good.
32:25He Pai Kea.
32:26Ne Hanemau ki Te Hopuni.
32:28Be quick.
32:29Wait.
32:30What's wrong here?
32:31Hateraru.
32:32He's at the top of the Kapa Building.
32:34But I think he needs someone he can trust.
32:36Ke teo hei reira!
32:38Where are you then, mate?
32:40I have to catch a bus.
32:43I don't know!
32:44I don't know!
32:45You got a follow around here?
32:46Yes, uh...
32:47K-Kawaiyatu, uh...
32:48Kito na Papa.
32:49Be quick!
32:51Ma...
32:52I...
32:53Adrian!
32:54Adrian!
32:55Tia Kina Takutama.
32:57You need someone.
32:58Shit!
33:03Please leave a message after I die.
33:04T, are you still at the occupation?
33:06I need you to go straight from the top of the Kapa,
33:08the Voting Comrades out there,
33:10and there's something wrong with that!
33:11I don't know what's wrong with you that you got fired!
33:13Please!
33:14Call me back!
33:20Please leave a message after I die.
33:22Liam, this is Ugin.
33:24I need you to go straight to the top of the car-packing building.
33:28Conrad's up there.
33:29I can see the call.
33:48Keota, thank you for calling co-op taxis.
33:51The current way for a taxi is 30 minutes.
33:53I...
33:55So it's here...
34:03Danny!
34:04Danny!
34:08You escaped.
34:09Yeah, of course, my son.
34:11I need to get to town and there's no bus for 20 minutes.
34:13I just want you to go.
34:14Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
34:16I need to get to Conrad.
34:17You need a ride, honey?
34:18You want a ride?
34:19Yes.
34:20Go.
34:21This one here, Legacy.
34:22Oh, will you know the one?
34:25There we go.
34:26You're holding on for sure.
34:34And you've had to disappear.
34:37That you're truly gone.
34:43Family.
34:44Family.
34:45You're still part of me.
34:46Family.
34:47And now I know your heart's in tears.
34:49Family.
34:50Family.
34:51You're still part of me.
34:53Family.
34:54And now I know your heart's in tears.
34:56Family.
34:57And now I know your heart's in tears.
34:58Family.
34:59And now I know your heart's in tears.
35:00Family.
35:01Now I know your heart's in tears.
35:02Family.
35:03And now I know your heart's in tears.
35:04Family.
35:05Crazy day, eh?
35:06What a day.
35:07Family.
35:08And now I know your heart's in tears.
35:09Family.
35:10And now I know your heart's in tears.
35:11Crazy day, eh?
35:12What a day.
35:13Yeah.
35:14Just don't let time be.
35:16I heard you mention Conrad before.
35:18Is he alright?
35:19You've never shown an interest in my children before, Rodney.
35:21You don't need to start now, it's okay.
35:22Well, that's not fair, eh?
35:23I mean...
35:24We've never talked about your children because you've never brought them up.
35:25But if you did bring them up, I would have been happy to talk about them.
35:26There's a reason that I'm sitting in the back seat.
35:27Could we please just treat this like a taxi rider and just not talk?
35:28Alright.
35:29For fuck's sake, Ronny, could you please...
35:30I just want you to be right here.
35:31I just want you to be right here.
35:32For fuck's sake, Ronnie.
35:33Could you please please please please?
35:34I just want you to be right here.
35:35I've never talked about your children because you've never brought them up.
35:36But if you did bring them up, I would have been happy to talk about them.
35:38There's a reason that I'm sitting in the back seat.
35:40Could we please just treat this like a taxi rider and just not talk?
35:43Alright.
35:44But there's still lovely.
35:45I just want you to be right here.
35:58sate, Ronnie, could you please just shut up?
36:26You're talking about the parkway agent?
36:28So why are you so into it, anyway?
36:38Is that right?
36:45You know, I was raised not even knowing how to say my own name.
36:51Named after my koea.
36:54My mum and dad didn't know how to say it correctly,
36:56so neither did I.
36:56It still slips out wrong sometimes.
36:59I say henny-mai instead of henny-wai.
37:03Not to worry, though.
37:04There's endless helpful toe-ewee like yourself around to correct my real.
37:10Have I done that?
37:10I was just kidding.
37:13And even if you did, it's not that bad.
37:17I'm just trying to do the right thing.
37:22You are.
37:22Your bosses are the ones who should be here helping to clean up, mate.
37:31Uh, I'm sorry, sir?
37:33You work for the council, don't you?
37:35Oh, uh...
37:36Your bosses are the ones who let these pricks in here in the first place.
37:40They're the ones who need to be down here helping to clean up after these dirty hoes.
37:43Not you.
37:43And what makes you say they're old pricks, eh?
37:48Oh, sorry.
37:49I must talk to you for someone who had common seats.
37:52Yeah, that's right.
37:53Fuck off.
37:55Sorry, what was that?
37:57Did I stutter?
37:58Do you want to go?
38:01Just leave it, Con.
38:02Yeah, I do want to go, actually.
38:05Con, don't be a clown.
38:06No, no, no, no, no, Con.
38:07Be a clown.
38:10Come on, Con, the clown.
38:12Ready when you are.
38:15This is bullshit.
38:17Better get back to work, mate.
38:21Oh, don't you know that?
38:28What's up, Eva?
38:56Oh, don't you know what's up, Eva?
39:02What's up, Eva?
39:03Hey, this is Adrian.
39:05This is your hand.
39:06I'm your brother.
39:07What's up, Eva?
39:08I don't know what you're talking about.
39:09It's not looking good.
39:10What's up, Eva?
39:11What's up, Eva?
39:12What's up, Eva?
39:12I don't know what you're talking about.
39:15Be quick.
39:17He's at the top of the car park building,
39:18but I think you need someone he can trust.
39:20What's up, Eva?
39:22How far away are you, hey, why?
39:23I don't know.
39:24I have to catch the bomb.
39:24I don't know.
39:25Are you going to follow around here?
39:26I don't know what you're talking about, Papa?
39:29Be quick.
39:39Kia ora, eh hoa?
39:45He pate ti rohanga, ne?
39:47Kia ora, eh hoa?
39:53Kia ora, eh hoa?
39:59I need to puka puka.
40:03Yeah.
40:06You're an amazing artist, eh hoa?
40:11Sorry, I took a peek.
40:12I'm a cop.
40:14It's my job to be nosy, eh?
40:16Oh, my, Kia ora.
40:20Yeah.
40:27There's a note in there from your mum.
40:29I think you should read the note from your mum.
40:30I think I missed the point with most of your work that way.
40:43Way too complex for me.
40:45Now I'm pretty dumb trying to figure it all out.
40:47It doesn't make you dumb.
40:49That's what makes you normal.
40:50That's what makes you sane.
40:51I think you should read the note from your mum.
40:59I te awangawa ngaiya.
41:02Me to mātua.
41:04Yup.
41:06Morried as.
41:09Look, I know what it's like to be missing the sub, bro.
41:12Bro?
41:13Give it up, man.
41:14We're not bros.
41:15I know you think you're one of us with your pounamu and your kōrero Māori.
41:19But you'll never be one of us.
41:20You'll never know me.
41:22You're just some Jackie Chan wannabe Asian dude at Fancy Dress pretending to be a cop.
41:26You're a joke.
41:28So can you fuck off?
41:38I had a panic attack at the hospital today.
41:42I was supposed to be the one keeping everyone safe.
41:45Calm.
41:47Ended up being the opposite, eh?
41:49There was even a guy who shat himself that was calmer than me.
41:53And you're right.
41:56Every cop I know thinks I'm not cut out to be one.
42:00And you know what?
42:00I see their point.
42:04But I'm here, comrade.
42:07And even though I've been getting most things wrong at the moment,
42:09I'm pretty sure being here with you right now is the right thing for me to do.
42:15So can I call you, mum?
42:23I'm good.
42:24I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you, it's okay, it's okay.
42:46I'm sorry, mum.
42:51You're okay, you're okay.
42:53I got you.
42:53I got you.
42:55I got you.
42:55I got you.
42:57I got you.
42:57I got you, I got you.
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