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Coronation Street 13th October 2025
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00:00.
00:30Yeah, so as I was saying, Gary, uh, he set up that meeting with the bloke, Pete.
00:51Owns a massive building firm in Manchester.
00:53Yeah?
00:53Yeah.
00:55He's looking for subcontractors, you know, so could be a good little owner.
00:58Great.
01:00Are you OK?
01:02Yeah, fine.
01:03It's just I've not had a word out of you this morning.
01:05I'm fine.
01:06All right.
01:08Well, let's hope you're in a better mood tonight, eh?
01:10Theo, wait.
01:19Ugh, flipping heck.
01:24Oi!
01:25Got a bone to pick with you.
01:27Last night.
01:29Christina.
01:30You're very rude to her.
01:32Sorry.
01:32You don't sound it.
01:33Forget it, George, all right?
01:35I've got bigger fish to fry.
01:37Why?
01:38What's the matter?
01:39I've been thinking, I need to get my house in order.
01:44Day in, day out, we stare death in the face, but it's dawned on me, I haven't even planned
01:48my own funeral yet.
01:51Yeah, I think you've got a bit more time yet, mate.
01:53That's the thing, though, George.
01:54None of us know.
01:56The Grim Reaper could be lurking around the corner now, just sizing me up, pointing at me
02:00with his bony finger.
02:03When the time comes, you'll give me a good scent-off, won't you?
02:11Push up and relax.
02:13Push up.
02:16Not really.
02:17Hey!
02:18You could have crushed me toes.
02:20Come on, they weigh half a kilogram, they couldn't even crush a cornflake.
02:22Don't be getting a cob on with me.
02:24I'm just following instructions from the physio.
02:26Come to stay.
02:31Just going to nip out for a bit.
02:33Good, I could do with some fresh air.
02:35I'm going on my own.
02:36I need to have a break from you.
02:38Oh, that's nice.
02:39I'll bring you something tasty back for your lunch.
02:41The pie might perk you up.
02:49Bit weird, innit?
02:51A man of your age talking about his own funeral.
02:54Is there something I don't know?
02:56Ain't enough about me, all right?
02:57What about this thing with Christina?
02:59What about her?
03:00Well, you've got to ask yourself
03:01what it is
03:02that you like about
03:04domineering women.
03:06No, I don't.
03:08I've been making me out to be some sort of perv.
03:10Jenny, Christina, my mother,
03:12none of them could exactly be accused of being
03:14backward at coming forward.
03:16Maybe I'm just happy in my own masculinity.
03:18Oh, you're a massive pushover.
03:20Hey, look, there's something you don't understand.
03:23Christina.
03:24She can be quite sweet.
03:26Beneath that,
03:28well, sometimes brash exterior,
03:30it's a heart of pure gold.
03:32Hang on a minute.
03:33What is all this?
03:34You're going to have me out of a job?
03:35Oh, three big dollops of pigeon poo.
03:37I can't concentrate with filth all over me windows.
03:40Ah, ah, just to let you know,
03:41the new bonbons
03:42have arrived.
03:44She thinks so, too.
03:45Last batter a disgrace.
03:46Hard as bullets they were.
03:47They had my villain out.
03:48Tell you what.
03:50A couple of free bags.
03:52We'll call it quits.
03:52You see?
04:01Domineering.
04:03By the way, I'm, um,
04:04taking some time off this afternoon.
04:05Eh?
04:06It's a bit last minute.
04:07Sit in my head.
04:14Only 72 more sleeps on a big day.
04:17Oh, I can't even bring myself to think about Christmas.
04:20Honestly, I'm that knacker cook I could sleep on a washing line.
04:23Is that not your prezzy list?
04:24No, is it, Eric?
04:25No, it's just the stuff I've got to do this week.
04:28Ta, here I am, is it?
04:30Oh, ta.
04:31Cheers, please.
04:32Oh, Mrs. Connor asked me to check on the uslip thobble.
04:35How are you getting on?
04:35Yeah, yeah, nearly done.
04:36It'll be done in an hour.
04:37I've got a thong.
04:38Custom made it is.
04:40Me and Craig used to buy Daft little presents for each other.
04:43Stick them under the tree.
04:44Oh, bless.
04:45It's got tiny little pictures of Craig's face and my face all over it.
04:49I'll dig it out this December.
04:50Wear it in his honour.
04:53I'm sure he'd be very honoured.
04:56By the way, I am going home after dinner.
04:58Mrs. Connor said I can have the rest of the week off.
05:00You lucky, ma.
05:02You try spending a couple of hours with my Tyrone.
05:04He never stops moaning.
05:06He could come over if you like, keeping company.
05:08No, no, you're all right.
05:10Cassie's sharing the load.
05:12You could teach him some top tips, like how to do a wheelie.
05:19Hey, I've been reading about essential oils.
05:21You put a couple of drops in some water and it creates a feeling of calm.
05:27Oh, right.
05:29Hey, what do you think?
05:32Ew.
05:33Lavender and neroli.
05:34That's horrible.
05:35Smells like an old lady's knicker drawer.
05:37I hope you're not referring to me, because mine is the only knicker drawer that you're familiar with and I'm still in my prime.
05:43No, I thought it might benefit the kids, you know, make Brodie and Shanice a little bit more zen.
05:48Well, it's worth a trying to.
05:50Right, I'm going to get going.
05:52Have you, um...
05:53Have you had any more time to think about what we were discussing yesterday about Trisha?
05:59Yeah, yeah.
05:59Forget about that.
06:00It's all done and dusted.
06:02Well, is it, though?
06:03Because a trauma like that can cut very deep.
06:05You can't just shrug it off like an old garden.
06:07Yeah, I've told her to leave me alone.
06:09So you accept what she did was wrong?
06:11Yeah, a load of fuss about nothing, OK?
06:12It's you and Brian trying to rewrite history and I won't let you.
06:15She was a grown woman, Tim.
06:17You were a child.
06:18Yeah, it's done, finished, gone.
06:19All right?
06:20I've told her to leave me alone so I can get you off me back.
06:22Because when you start interfering with me life,
06:24you're like as irritating as a plague of wasps.
06:32Hello?
06:33Hey.
06:35Guess what?
06:36I have managed to sell the Rovers.
06:38Finally!
06:39Oh, congratulations.
06:41Who bought it?
06:42Float core, Ben.
06:45Is that all you've got?
06:46Everyone's going to be pecking your head, you know,
06:48desperate to know the goss.
06:49Not my problem, hon.
06:52Yeah, what do you care?
06:54You and Michelle are just running around the Emerald Isle.
06:57Yeah, well, that's the perfect way to commemorate my dad's anniversary, isn't it?
07:01I think we've got Auntie Roisin's blooming funeral out of the way, that is.
07:06So tomorrow you're setting off nice and early, then?
07:11Yeah.
07:16Although...
07:17I have been having second thoughts about leaving you on your own with, you know, Becky.
07:22I won't be on my own, will I?
07:24Bezzy'll be here.
07:26Mm.
07:26She'll love that.
07:28The two mums together with me out of the way, I'll be like old times sake, won't it?
07:33Bezzy's not daft.
07:34She understands that things have changed.
07:36We've all moved on.
07:37Honestly, Carly, you've got nothing to worry about.
07:42Anyone would think you don't trust me.
07:43The thing about Brian is he can be very pompous.
07:53He reminds me a lot of a boss I used to have back in the day.
07:57Ooh, he was a chain smoker.
07:59Little grey flecks he used to have all over his suit.
08:01He could never be quite sure if it was ash or dandruff.
08:04I bet his lungs are in a bucket somewhere now.
08:07Very nice.
08:08Are you listening to me?
08:15I think something's wrong with Todd.
08:17He was talking about his own funeral this morning.
08:19What, just out of the blue?
08:20Yeah.
08:22Asked me to give him a good send-off.
08:25Oh, dear.
08:27Ooh, I don't like the sound of that.
08:28Can you, erm...
08:32Can you get into his emails?
08:34What?
08:36Well...
08:37Yeah, but...
08:38Yeah, but nothing.
08:40Come on, if it's something serious, you need to know about it.
08:43George, his mother is not here.
08:45You're the nearest thing he's got to a parent.
08:47Come on.
08:56What feels wrong, does this?
08:58I usually respect people's privacy.
09:04Good Lord.
09:07Weatherfield Hospital.
09:08Confirming an appointment for today.
09:12He's there now.
09:15Getting results for tests.
09:17Oh, dear.
09:19Look, if this is something serious, he's going to need somebody with him, you know.
09:23Yeah, but I don't know for sure that he's there on his own, do I?
09:25I can't just turn up.
09:26Yeah, well, all right.
09:27Well, just sort of go and keep your distance and, I don't know, scope out the situation, love.
09:31You're like a father to the lad.
09:34Come on.
09:34They need your support.
09:41Kevin!
09:42You've left the chain off.
09:44You don't say.
09:46Can you take it off, please?
09:50Do one.
09:51No.
09:53I'm going nowhere.
09:55Open this door now.
09:56I'll kick it down.
10:12I'd like to see you try.
10:15Oh, Kevin.
10:16I hate seeing you like this.
10:18You can't keep shutting yourself away, please.
10:22Can I come in?
10:25Please.
10:25Carl put me, you know, in an impossible position.
10:46I couldn't do right for doing wrong.
10:47You stood there and watched them.
10:48Make an almighty fool of me.
10:50I didn't know what to do.
10:52You took his side, not mine.
10:54There's no coming back from that.
10:57Don't cut your nose off to spite your face, Kev.
11:00I'm here, yeah?
11:01You're going to need my support.
11:03Get out before I took you out.
11:05What have you got there?
11:28Tyrone written you a soppy love letter.
11:30Oh, no, no.
11:31Just a list of things I've got to do this week.
11:33Honestly, it's never-ending.
11:34I bet he's running you ragged.
11:36No, no, he's quite good, actually.
11:39I mean, usually, he's great.
11:40He'd make tea, stick a wash on,
11:43even sometimes put the bins out without being asked.
11:45Have you heard yourself?
11:47I bet you're doing ten times the amount he is.
11:50Well, maybe, but us women,
11:51we're better at multitasking, aren't we?
11:53It's just genetics.
11:54Oh, my God.
11:56He's brainwashed you.
11:58Yeah.
12:00Oi!
12:01Pick that up, you little bug.
12:02It's one piece of paper, Tim.
12:04What harm can it do?
12:05You might endanger the local wildlife.
12:07How?
12:08I don't know.
12:08Badger might eat it at some point.
12:10Get a poorly tummy.
12:12Don't be such a sap, Fizz.
12:14Live a little.
12:16You're a long time dead.
12:17Tim!
12:22Tim!
12:24Erm, could you take me into town?
12:27Yeah.
12:28You've not been in Thai, are you?
12:29No, no, but he'll be sparked out,
12:31so I might as well grab a couple of hours while I can.
12:33Yeah, get in.
12:34Thanks.
12:43Honestly,
12:45I glance up from caravanning today
12:47and there you are,
12:48lurking.
12:52I didn't want you to be here on your own.
12:58Theo not around.
13:01I didn't know I'm here.
13:02I don't know why you'd want to keep something like this secret anyway.
13:10Problem shared and all that.
13:12Well, I'm hoping it's not an actual problem.
13:18What's your symptoms, then?
13:22I found blood in my poop.
13:27Piles.
13:28Me dad was a martyr to him.
13:30I'm knackered.
13:32All the time.
13:33And...
13:34I was really shaky yesterday.
13:38Could have been the shock of all this.
13:41Or else low blood sugars.
13:44We should keep some emergency donuts in the office.
13:47What are your diagnosis, doctor?
13:48And I know, I'm always telling you
13:49to keep your hands off the client's biscuit tin.
13:52But I'd make allowances
13:53if you were having a sugar crash.
13:55whatever happens.
14:06I want you to know you're not on your own.
14:08Sounds a bit fine thing.
14:13I do love your topicals.
14:15Behave yourself.
14:16I mean...
14:16Menly men.
14:23They don't tell each other, do they?
14:27But it's true.
14:30I love you.
14:33Keep your eyes down.
14:35People think we're a couple.
14:36Todd Grimshaw?
14:41Go on then, mate.
15:01Stick your hand in your pocket.
15:02Oh, all right, Gaz.
15:03Listen, what are you having, Pete?
15:04Bottom of the log, eh, Tom?
15:05Yeah, I'll have some of you, too.
15:07Jump in.
15:14Hiya.
15:15Yeah.
15:17How you doing?
15:18Yeah, good.
15:19Not good.
15:20Yeah, do you know what?
15:21I'm, um, glad I bumped into you two.
15:23All right.
15:24Yeah, it's just...
15:25Look, I know you've known Todd a long time,
15:27so please don't say anything, but...
15:29I'm really worried about him.
15:31Oh, come.
15:32What's happening?
15:34That's the thing, I don't know.
15:35He just seems a bit...
15:36He just seems a bit off.
15:39Well, I can't say I've noticed anything out of the ordinary.
15:43He can be moody, can't he?
15:45Like, proper mardy-bond when he wants to be.
15:48Oh, yeah.
15:49I don't know.
15:49It's probably me just overthinking.
15:51It's just...
15:52I don't know.
15:53It just sort of feels like...
15:54It feels like there's something he's not telling me.
15:57Oi, gas bag.
15:58Where's the ale?
15:59Come on, we're dying of thirst over here.
16:01What are these guys?
16:02I've had a room.
16:03I don't believe this.
16:18You can't just flop around the place treating it like some sort of doth house.
16:21Steve's invited me, so...
16:23Where is he?
16:24I sent him out to get some snacks.
16:27I'm starving.
16:28Honestly, you give that man a dog's life, Mia.
16:30Yeah, you'd know all about that, wouldn't you, right?
16:33You could give me a masterclass.
16:35Anyway, I don't mean to be a buzzkill, but I've got to do the hoovering.
16:39No, wait.
16:40Not really.
16:46I quite fancy joining one of those volunteer programmes.
16:50Oh, well, my church is always looking.
16:52In fact, we got a jungle sale just next week.
16:54Er, I meant something a bit more exotic.
16:57You know, animal conservation in the Amazon jungle.
17:00I'm sure you wouldn't rather man the brook-a-brack stall at the church hall.
17:03Funny.
17:04Hmm?
17:04No, there's this, erm, study on poison dart frogs.
17:08Might be really interesting.
17:12What?
17:12What the thought of you in a jungle?
17:15I mean, you'd scream the flat down if you see a spider.
17:18There won't be any spiders in the church hall.
17:21Mrs Braithwaite is relentless with her mini-racuse.
17:26Todd?
17:30You're breaking up.
17:31I can't hear you.
17:32What have they said?
17:35Hello?
17:37Something wrong?
17:39Yeah, it was a really bad line.
17:40We got cut off.
17:41Oh, well, if it's anything important, they'll call you back.
17:44Yeah.
17:45John, just going to go and see if there's a bit of reception outside.
17:48Could be urgent, yeah.
17:53Summer, sorry, is everything OK?
17:55I just thought I heard Todd's name.
17:56Oh, who knows?
17:57No-one tells me anything.
17:58Oh, yeah, it's like that, is it?
18:00Well, you know, Billy and Todd, they're cos' thieves.
18:04Yeah, er, all right, I'll see you in a bit.
18:08Look at you two, eh, drinking like a couple of nanas.
18:10Ah, fighting talk from the big man.
18:13Yeah, that's all right.
18:13Well, let's sink some shots, see what you're made of.
18:15Yeah, I'm in.
18:16All right, I'm in.
18:16Yeah, all right.
18:17Last one standing cockers, eh?
18:18Let's do it.
18:19Yeah.
18:19Oh, right.
18:28These past few weeks have been a total mare, haven't they?
18:32You'll get no argument for me on that, Scott.
18:35But you've been brilliant, you know.
18:37So supportive.
18:38And now I'm bailing on you.
18:42Yeah, to go to your auntie's funeral.
18:43Well, it'll be good for you to get away for a while, spend some time with family.
18:50I want you to enjoy yourself, have a decent break.
18:54And as far as me and Becky are concerned, I promise you have absolutely nothing to worry about.
19:00My heart's with you, my future's with you.
19:02And I'm not going to let anything come between us.
19:09Me.
19:10I'm good.
19:20Sorry, I've been a while.
19:21Mum, help me.
19:23What's happened?
19:23I'm in agony.
19:25I'll call an ambulance.
19:26No.
19:27No, I'm not going back to the hospital.
19:29Just get me back in the chair.
19:30Come on, love.
19:32I feel like I'm walking on sunshine.
19:35You haven't burst into song, are you?
19:36Am I?
19:37I was so relieved here.
19:39It was good news.
19:41Get me worried on the phone, eh?
19:43I'm a massive pollard.
19:44Oi!
19:45Thank you, George.
19:46Tell the whole world.
19:48You're really stupid now.
19:49Totally overreacted.
19:50No.
19:50No, look, you were anxious.
19:52It was understandable.
19:54Come on, Billy, take him out.
19:55You're still stressed up to the eyeballs, aren't you?
19:57Yeah, come on, Billy, take me out.
19:59I'll celebrate dodging the coffin.
20:00I would love to, but I've told Summer I'm waiting for a parcel.
20:04She's got to rush off and see a maid.
20:07You can come back with me, though.
20:08We can crack open a bottle.
20:10Come on, then.
20:10Twisted my arm.
20:11Come on.
20:12See you, George.
20:15Got a lovely bottle of red that you can try.
20:20Well, it's careful.
20:21You need to get ready for this, ain't you?
20:22Well, he said he'd be here, so...
20:24It's gratifying you've offered him an olive branch.
20:27Oh, well, we've got to be growing up about it, haven't we, Roy?
20:29Do what's best for Alfie.
20:31Do bear in mind that I and Nina are here, should you be there.
20:36Cheers, Roy.
20:37I appreciate that.
20:39How you doing, Kev?
20:43Yeah.
20:44Alfie's stuff's in his bag.
20:46I'll pick him up after tea, if that's all right.
20:48Fine.
20:49Thanks for looking after him.
20:51He's my kid.
20:52I don't need thanking.
20:54Um, hey, how about I take Alfie for a little wander
20:58while you all sort yourselves out?
21:01Yeah.
21:01Come on, sweetheart.
21:02We'll go and get some sweeties from the cabin.
21:05Emily's dad.
21:06Nothing's going to change that.
21:08No, you're right.
21:09You didn't want him.
21:09Don't start on me.
21:10No, way too selfish for the kid.
21:13You've said as much yourself.
21:15Why are they wasting time with you two?
21:17I'll follow Sal.
21:18I'll take Alfie to the park or something.
21:20No, I don't think that's a good idea.
21:22Stop playing games.
21:24I'm not going to let a scumbag like you come between me and me boy.
21:27No, I think Carl's right.
21:29I can't let you take him while you're in this state.
21:30I'm angry.
21:32Who wouldn't be?
21:33Give me a couple of minutes.
21:35Sort myself out.
21:36No, not today.
21:37You can see him at other time.
21:38No, not today.
21:54I don't know.
22:24Three shots for the three amigos, eh?
22:32I'm still allowed to drink.
22:36In moderation.
22:41I read somewhere that it murders the brain cells.
22:46I've got precious few of them left, so...
22:49We all have those days where we need a little pick-me-up.
22:54I tend to treat myself to a grandbag of cola cubes.
23:00Whatever flog she brought, eh?
23:05How are things, er, vis-a-vis the, er...
23:08Dementia.
23:13Dementia.
23:13I don't think it gets any worse, Brian, if, er...
23:17If you put a name to it.
23:20Dementia.
23:23No.
23:24No, it's still the same.
23:25I do find myself forgetting words sometimes.
23:33Like, I know they're there, but I can't quite reach them.
23:38Hamster, the best of us.
23:40This morning, I couldn't remember the word for treacle.
23:42I couldn't imagine.
23:46Brian.
23:46Don't tell anyone this, but, er...
23:52I don't know...
23:54If sometimes I'm losing my mind, or...
23:58Just my confidence.
24:01Nice.
24:02Very tricky character.
24:04Confidence.
24:06Comes, it goes.
24:08No rhyme, no reason.
24:10Cheers, boys.
24:11Cheers.
24:12Cheers.
24:15Really?
24:17Aye, aye, aye, that's rough.
24:19Hey, do you know what?
24:19We should probably, er, we should probably talk numbers
24:21and get you to sign some up while you're three sheets to the week.
24:24I might have had a few too many, but my head's still screwed on.
24:28Listen, more shots.
24:29All right, all right, I'll tell you now.
24:30We can definitely work together.
24:32Let's talk numbers tomorrow.
24:34Yes.
24:34More shots.
24:35More shots.
24:36Cheers, ma'am.
24:37Cheers.
24:38Where is it?
24:40He's waiting to be checked by the doctor.
24:42What happened?
24:42You were supposed to be looking after him.
24:44He was trying to empty his catheter
24:45and he must have stretched too far
24:47and fallen out of his wheelchair.
24:49You should have done it for him.
24:51Well, you know what he's like.
24:53Mr Independent.
24:54Well, how long was he like that for, then,
24:55laying on the floor?
24:57Look, he was being really crabby and bad-tempered
25:01because I just needed to get away.
25:02I was only going a few minutes.
25:04I just did some errands and looked to fresh-goers and...
25:07You shouldn't have left him on his own.
25:09Well, where were you?
25:10I know you weren't at work
25:11because that was the first place I called.
25:13Yeah.
25:14Carla sent me to the wholesalers.
25:17So what have they said?
25:18I mean, he must be OK.
25:20Must he?
25:21Or they would have sent him to hospital.
25:23They said he sprained his wrist quite badly.
25:27Yeah.
25:28That's all we need.
25:29At least he could wheel himself around a bit.
25:31Now he's...
25:31He's going to be relying on us more than ever.
25:34I'm not sure I'm in the right headspace for an interview.
25:40It's horrible seeing Kevin.
25:41He's such a state.
25:43I've always been tough on him, but he needs to get a grip.
25:47Anyway, I've best been getting off in a minute.
25:48Wish me luck.
25:49Stop stressing.
25:51You'll walk it.
25:52Right.
25:52You'll be all right with Alfie, won't you?
25:54Yeah.
25:54Yeah, of course.
25:55Is he...
25:56Is he OK?
25:58Yeah, it's fine.
25:58Why?
25:59He's always got a snotty nose.
26:02Kids are filthy beasts.
26:04They're always picking up everything at his age.
26:06Look at that.
26:08It's only a bit of snot.
26:10Wait till you see them exploding from every orifice.
26:13Don't worry.
26:14I'll get you kitted out in a scene of the crime onesie and some rubber gloves.
26:17You'll be all set.
26:18Can't wait.
26:20And another thing.
26:21We'll have to start looking for a flat.
26:24I think we should stay at the hotel.
26:26I know it's not ideal, but at least it's free.
26:29You're kidding?
26:30It's only a matter of time before Debbie chucks us out on our ear.
26:33She wouldn't do that to me.
26:34I'm family.
26:35Yeah, but she didn't sign up for this.
26:36Me and Alfie.
26:37I reckon our days are numbered.
26:39Anyway.
26:40You better get off.
26:41See you later, my darling.
26:43See you later.
26:44Say good luck.
26:46Good luck.
26:53Come on, Alfie.
26:54Let's go and have a nice word with Uncle Roy.
26:59Yeah?
27:00Come on.
27:04Come for the nosy, have you?
27:06Get a load of me.
27:07Living my best life.
27:08Where's Jack?
27:11Sleepover.
27:12Mate's.
27:13Good.
27:14Because you and me, we need a proper talk.
27:16Oh, save your breath.
27:17I don't want to hear it.
27:19Look, you've got every right to feel aggrieved,
27:22but while you're drowning in self-pity...
27:24Oh, if you're trying to cheer me up,
27:25you're doing a terrible job.
27:27Abby is making plans for the rest of her life.
27:30Plans that are going to involve Alfie.
27:32She's already threatened to move away.
27:35I'll never see him again.
27:36Every time, every time you kick off
27:39and chuck your weight about,
27:40you're just proving that you're not fit
27:42to be in that child's life.
27:45You took him on as your own, Kevin.
27:48You loved the bones of him.
27:50But unless you pull yourself together,
27:53they're going to be long gone,
27:55leaving you with nothing.
27:56I've still got Jack.
27:58Yeah, and he loves that little lad as much as you do.
28:01Why should he lose his brother?
28:02Look, I know this has hit you hard,
28:07but it's time to draw a line under it
28:10and pick yourself up
28:12and salvage something from this wreckage.
28:21There you go.
28:24What's that?
28:26Come on.
28:27I would not be seen dead in an orange kagool.
28:30Get rid of it.
28:31You're so vain.
28:33Oh, I've got standards.
28:34I'll have you know that you can manage
28:35to get a perfectly good waterproof jacket
28:37without looking like a train spotter.
28:38Sorry, Roy.
28:39I had no idea you were such a snob.
28:44Well, you won't catch me in thermals, either.
28:46Not until we're at least 85.
28:54Hiya.
28:56She in?
28:58No.
28:58I bet she's gone to town with Dylan.
29:00I don't know.
29:01What's this?
29:02You two doing a runner?
29:03I wish.
29:04Carla and Ryan are off to Ireland for a couple of weeks.
29:06It's family stuff.
29:09Do you remember when we went to Dublin?
29:11Roaring fires, wild coastlines.
29:13It's dead romantic.
29:14I'll tell Betsy you go round.
29:19Bon voyage.
29:29Dead romantic.
29:31I'll tell you what,
29:32she does not miss a single opportunity
29:34to rub my face in it, does she?
29:36That one.
29:36Ooh, steady on.
29:47You just dodged a bullet health-wise.
29:49Now you're attacking your liver.
29:51I'm going to be sensible from now on.
29:53Eat healthily, regular exercise every day,
29:55meditation, on the hour, every hour.
29:58Doctor gave you a personnel's transplant today, did he?
30:01Back in the day, I used to be more laid back
30:03about everything.
30:05That's the thing about being young.
30:07Totally clueless.
30:08But now I feel like I've seen the harsh reality
30:11of what can happen.
30:13With your Paul, Julie.
30:15I think I'd be used to the idea of death.
30:17The finality of it all.
30:19To me here.
30:21I think about the amount of funerals I've led.
30:24I still find them really difficult.
30:29Do you know, I miss Paul so much.
30:32To those that are grieving, you know,
30:35I'd say to them,
30:37well, you know, it'll get easier
30:38over time.
30:43And that is true to some extent, but...
30:46still.
30:52More wine.
30:53That is never the answer.
30:55But it is an answer.
30:57Maybe that's the best we've got.
31:04Right, it's all right, it's OK.
31:05I can't wait.
31:06You were daft.
31:07Pushing yourself like that.
31:09OK, I've learnt my lesson.
31:10Can we just move on?
31:11And you said you were only away a few minutes.
31:14Yeah, well,
31:15it might have been a little bit longer than that.
31:17How long does it take to nip to fresh go?
31:18Well, it's true what I said.
31:20I did run some errands.
31:22But...
31:23But I, um...
31:25I called him for a quick...
31:27quick cuppa with Steve as well.
31:29We all know where your priorities lie.
31:31Oh, look, it was my fault.
31:32No, it wasn't.
31:33You needed help.
31:34And no-one was here.
31:35She was too busy mooning over Steve MacDonald.
31:38I was not mooning.
31:39It's typical.
31:40It's looking after number one.
31:41It's selfish, is what it is.
31:43Yeah, well, you're just as bad.
31:44Swerving your nurse and duty's working all the time.
31:47We need the money.
31:48Yeah, well, maybe.
31:49But if you spent more time here,
31:51you'd see what a state he's in.
31:53He's depressed.
31:54Do you want to stop talking about me
31:56like I'm not sat here, please?
31:58Yeah, well,
31:58I need to get away from my sanity.
32:01You spend more time with them barlows
32:03than you do here with your own family.
32:05You might as well move in with them
32:06and have done with it.
32:07Maybe I should.
32:08At least I'm welcome there.
32:09Perfect.
32:10That's sorted.
32:10You go and do that, then.
32:11And don't try soft-soaping Tyrone.
32:13It won't work.
32:15I'm telling you.
32:16Pack your stuff and clear off.
32:18All right, Steve, just calm down a minute.
32:41Just listen to me.
32:43Taxis to town, please.
32:45As quick as you can.
32:46Yeah, just a second.
32:47Steve, just stick a bit of soapy water on it
32:49and give it a good rub.
32:51Yes, that'll do it.
32:53All right, bye.
32:54Oh, poor old Steve.
32:55Is he in the wards?
32:56No, he's got a bit of sticky stuff
32:58all over the seats of his cab.
33:00Oh, what sort of sticky stuff?
33:02I don't know.
33:02Orange juice, maybe.
33:03Oh, well, that's not too bad, then.
33:05You wouldn't believe some of the stainage
33:08we see at the Chariot Square.
33:11Yeah.
33:12Humans can be like monkey pups, can't they?
33:14Yeah, I'm ringing.
33:15For a minute, you're in demand.
33:16Your phone's not stopped.
33:18It's Sally.
33:19She keeps pecking me head.
33:20Why, what have you done now?
33:21Why is it always blokes that are in the wrong?
33:23Oh, you tell me.
33:25Well, she's not happy about
33:26something I did 30 years ago.
33:2730 years ago?
33:30She's thorough.
33:31I'll give her that.
33:32Yeah.
33:34You know, the bond
33:35that Paul and I shared,
33:37the depth of our love,
33:40I...
33:40I don't think I'm ever going to find
33:44anything like that ever again.
33:45I'm so lonely without him, God.
33:58I mean, I miss him like mad.
34:01Can't even imagine what it must be like for you.
34:02Yeah.
34:06You've made it more bearable,
34:08that's for sure.
34:09Your friendship,
34:11it means the world.
34:13Same goes.
34:15Big softie.
34:18Do you know what I...
34:18I don't know what I'd have done today
34:20if the news had been bad.
34:27The wife.
34:28Don't worry.
34:29All right, sweetie.
34:30Don't worry.
34:32Hi.
34:33How's it going?
34:34Oh, brilliant.
34:36Oh, sorry, you're on speakerphone.
34:39Now, listen, get yourself old now.
34:42We've something to, er,
34:43something to celebrate.
34:44Me and the old gazzaroo
34:45sealed the deal.
34:48I can't.
34:51I've got to stay at work.
34:54Work?
34:55No.
34:56Look, tell that old fart, George,
34:57to sod off.
34:58Sorry, no can do.
34:59Er, see you later.
35:03Why did you lie?
35:05He's plastered.
35:06Well, you're not that far off yourself.
35:08I can't cope with him
35:10when he's like this.
35:14Just want to stay here with you,
35:16my mate.
35:23Oh, what's happened in here?
35:25Looks like there's been an explosion
35:27in the toy factory.
35:28Yeah, not easy,
35:29keeping this one entertained
35:30in just the one room.
35:31So, how did, er,
35:33your job in the view go?
35:35Good.
35:36He made it sound like
35:37it was a done deal.
35:38He just needs to speak
35:39to his business partner
35:40and he's going to give me
35:41a bell tomorrow.
35:42Yes!
35:43See, I told you you'd walk in.
35:45Hey, we should go out and celebrate.
35:47Oh, Alfie will be needing
35:48his bath soon.
35:50But we can have a proper chat
35:52once he's asleep.
35:53Yeah, well,
35:54chat's about as far as we'll get
35:55with the little one in bed
35:56with us, isn't it?
36:00So, er,
36:00I spoke to Roy earlier.
36:02What about?
36:04About staying at his for a bit.
36:06What?
36:07Why?
36:07Because you were right
36:08about moving out of here.
36:10Well,
36:11I just think it's best
36:12that we jump before we push.
36:13Yeah, exactly.
36:14So,
36:15you and Alfie can stay at Roy's,
36:16I can stop here
36:17so I can support Debbie.
36:18No, no way.
36:19No, we've waited ages
36:20to be together.
36:21Yeah, I'm just trying
36:22to take the long view here.
36:23We should let the dust settle
36:24before we shack up.
36:25We have left a trail
36:26of destruction behind us.
36:28We need to show people
36:29that we're a united front.
36:30The real deal.
36:31Since when did you care
36:33what people think?
36:35Erm,
36:37are you,
36:38I mean,
36:40are you having second thoughts
36:41about us?
36:42Are you joking?
36:44Abby,
36:45you're the best thing
36:46that's ever happened to me.
36:47Yeah, but what about Alfie?
36:48Cos, you know what,
36:48Kevin,
36:49he's said some
36:49pretty ash things before.
36:51Oh, don't let him
36:52get into your head.
36:53I knew exactly
36:53what I was signing up for.
36:55And is Alfie
36:56him thinking of?
36:57It's all good
36:57living in a hotel room.
36:58He needs space to play.
37:00And we're not going
37:01to be apart for long.
37:03I just think that
37:04if we're staying here,
37:05we should
37:06start building bridges.
37:10Oh, you're a brave
37:11amount than me.
37:12My flat
37:13is my sanctuary.
37:15Well, I can still
37:16take myself
37:17off to my room.
37:19Close the door.
37:21Saw that little Alfie
37:22flying around
37:23the red rack.
37:23He's like a whirling
37:24dervish.
37:25I'm sure
37:26they won't be staying
37:26for long.
37:27Be grateful
37:28for small mercies.
37:30Thanks for the stew.
37:31You're very welcome.
37:32You can't beat
37:32a dumpling
37:33in the winter.
37:34Big
37:35balls of
37:36doughy loveliness.
37:38see you
37:39and on.
37:41Hi.
37:43I'm allowed in here,
37:44am I?
37:45You're not
37:45barred me?
37:46Of course not.
37:47OK.
37:48It's good.
37:48It's just because
37:49I've not stepped
37:50inside the Batcave
37:51since we had words.
37:53I just think
37:54we should put it
37:54all behind us.
37:55Oh, I'm so glad
37:56you said that
37:57because I need
37:57a favour.
37:58Listen,
37:59I'm going to
37:59Ireland for a couple
38:00of weeks,
38:00all right,
38:00and I really need
38:01you to keep
38:01your eye on
38:02Lisa and Becky.
38:04Well, what do you
38:05want me to do
38:05exactly?
38:07Just, you know,
38:08call around,
38:09say hi,
38:10see how it's
38:11doing and all that,
38:12you know,
38:12just be subtle
38:14about it.
38:16Subtle?
38:17Oh, yeah,
38:17kind of just
38:18go in,
38:19see how they're doing,
38:20how you're doing,
38:20and you'd be casual.
38:23Casual.
38:24Oh, I'm talking about,
38:25you've never been
38:25casual in your life.
38:26When you say casual,
38:28do you mean
38:29I should hide
38:31my real motives
38:32to lie?
38:33Oh.
38:34Because Lisa
38:35has the gimlet eye
38:36of an experienced
38:37police officer.
38:39It's not easy
38:39to pull the wool.
38:40Gimlet eye?
38:42Roy,
38:42it's not
38:43Mission Impossible.
38:44Just do what you can.
38:50I love music
39:06from halfway
39:06down the street.
39:07Why?
39:08Oh, yeah.
39:09Here's one.
39:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
39:13Don't worry,
39:14I will suck it
39:16out of the rug.
39:17Oh, fuck.
39:18That was nice.
39:18Hey, why have you got
39:22clear balls?
39:23Who says
39:23I'm in?
39:24Hiya.
39:33Oh, great.
39:34Twice in one day
39:35you're spoiling me.
39:36Look at you.
39:38You can't just
39:38wander in here
39:39whenever you feel like it.
39:40Oh, I can.
39:41Steve said
39:42I can stay
39:42for a few nights.
39:43No way.
39:45It's not his house.
39:46Well, apparently
39:47it's cool with Ken,
39:48so...
39:49The Dobbs
39:51finally seen sense,
39:52have they?
39:52Chucked you out
39:53on your ear?
39:54Their loss
39:54is your gain.
39:56Congratulations,
39:57roomie.
40:01I always feel
40:02so much better
40:03when everything's just,
40:04you know,
40:05spick and span.
40:06Well, who doesn't?
40:08Cleanliness
40:09is next to godliness
40:10as my godmother
40:10used to say.
40:12Mind you.
40:13What do you know?
40:13She's a heathen
40:14and a slattern.
40:18Oh, for goodness sake.
40:19Who's this now?
40:20Not a wink at peace.
40:22It's all right.
40:22I'll get it.
40:25All right, deal.
40:27Hello, Georgie boy.
40:28How you doing?
40:28Coming, son.
40:29Thanks.
40:30Hiya, love.
40:30How you?
40:31Hiya, love.
40:33Chicken karahi.
40:34Am I right?
40:35Oh, that's impressive.
40:37That's some noise
40:38you've got on you there, George.
40:39Believe me, at times,
40:39it's a curse.
40:41I don't suppose
40:42Toddy's in the back, is he?
40:43Would you mind
40:43getting him for me?
40:44He's long gone, love.
40:45Yeah, come back
40:45to Billy's to celebrate.
40:48All right, er,
40:49I'm sorry to, er,
40:51celebrate what?
40:55I'm sure he'll tell you
40:56when he sees you.
40:58Why don't you go over?
40:59I'm sure they're still
41:00that it.
41:01You are completely
41:09bloody bloody.
41:10I know.
41:11When did you become
41:11such a lightweight?
41:12I haven't eaten,
41:13have I?
41:14I told you something
41:15about shoving
41:16some steak down me,
41:17but...
41:17It's probably a bit
41:18late for that now.
41:19You know,
41:19we should get you home
41:21at the field
41:22and put you to bed.
41:23Wee!
41:24I don't know
41:27how we're going
41:27to get you down
41:28and stairs in one piece.
41:30Should never go
41:31rid of that stair lift.
41:33Oh, emergency crisp.
41:36Good day?
41:38Not really.
41:39I've got Brian in me
41:40here and you're at home.
41:41You two are like
41:41some sort of
41:42demented tag team.
41:43Yeah, I'm just
41:44worried about you.
41:45How many times
41:45do I have to tell you,
41:46Sally?
41:46Do I look like
41:47I'm somebody
41:47who's psychologically
41:48scarred?
41:49Well, things like
41:50this can run deep.
41:52As far as I was
41:52concerned, right,
41:53Trish, she was the
41:54fittest girl on the
41:54estate.
41:54Woman!
41:55The fittest girl
41:56on the estate
41:56and she chose me.
41:57Tim, the age gap
41:58She didn't groom me.
41:59She didn't hassle me.
42:00It's all in your head.
42:01You've got to stop
42:02interfering with me life
42:03and creating issues
42:03where there ain't none.
42:04Look, I'm not going
42:05to stand by
42:06if someone hurts you
42:08and just...
42:08I'm not hurting, Sally.
42:09I'm not hurting.
42:11Okay, you like to be
42:12in control, don't you?
42:13You like to run the house,
42:14you like to organise
42:15our lives,
42:15and for the most part
42:16I'm all right with that
42:17and do as I'm told,
42:17but now you're trying
42:18to control me past.
42:19You know, what happened
42:20is in the past.
42:21It's history.
42:22None of your business.
42:23But she was...
42:24I won't keep saying it, Sally.
42:25You've got to stop
42:25doing this,
42:26because if you don't,
42:27we're going to have
42:27a right falling out.
42:28I can't walk.
42:50You have to give me a piggyback.
42:55There's no way I am.
42:56Spending ten hours
42:57in Amy with slip disk.
42:58Are you trying
42:59to say I'm lardy?
43:01No, but Theo
43:02will be wondering
43:03where you are.
43:05Yeah, well,
43:06all he'll do is not.
43:08He hates me
43:08when I'm tired
43:10and emotional.
43:11As long as there's
43:12a skunk you're in.
43:14He will take
43:14a very dim view.
43:15Believe me,
43:16it will not end well.
43:18Shall I give him a call
43:19and just get him
43:19to come pick you up?
43:23Do you know what?
43:24No.
43:25Take me back upstairs.
43:27Come on, please.
43:29I'll keep on your sofa,
43:30I'll sleep it off
43:31and you can
43:32tuck me in all cosy.
43:34Oh, hey.
43:43All right.
43:45Gary said there was
43:45a cab office near here.
43:47Yeah, no, you're right.
43:47It's just down there.
43:49You heading home?
43:50Nah, off Duncan Halsfried.
43:51All right, lucky you.
43:53I could, er,
43:54could do with letting off
43:55a bit of steam myself.
43:56Come with,
43:57if you fancy it.
43:58Yeah?
43:59Why not?
44:00I've not got nothing
44:01to stick around here for.
44:14Next tonight,
44:15over on ITV2,
44:16it's all a bit frosty
44:17in the house
44:18after last night's fallout
44:19in Brand New Big Brother.
44:21Spirits are high
44:21next on ITV1,
44:23but for how much longer?
44:24New heist drama,
44:25Frauds,
44:26continues in just a moment.
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