Faithless Season 2 Episode 5

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00:00Who is that?

00:00Forget Steven.

00:01Experiencing erectile dysfunction is not uncommon.

00:04Hey, Jesus.

00:05What's your back?

00:06Have you seen the trailer?

00:07Yeah.

00:07They're destroying me.

00:08Go this way and don't look.

00:09And what is this yuck?

00:10I think maybe I'll go back up to Belfast.

00:13Dog.

00:17Can't see Uncle Gamal will drop you home tomorrow.

00:21Yes, I will feed Lottie.

00:24Just enjoy your sleepover, okay?

00:27Yeah.

00:29I love you too.

00:30Okay, bye-bye.

00:31Yeah, bye-bye-bye-bye.

00:34She's very cute.

00:35Yeah.

00:35What you all thought it all for?

00:37She's not here.

00:38Miss Malone's giving Sammy boys some grinds at hers today.

00:42Sexy time.

00:43I never said that.

00:44Did she invite you over to hers for brunch?

00:47That doesn't mean she wants sex.

00:49That's exactly what I meant.

00:50No, it doesn't.

00:54Is it?

00:55Sexy time.

00:56What are you doing?

00:57Oh, tracking man.

00:58Look, she's in Belfast.

00:59Probably with Steve.

01:00I'm Norman Bates of you.

01:02I meant what are you doing?

01:04Oh, it's the new contract for my job, pal.

01:05I'll put you down as next of kin.

01:06Who's your next of kin?

01:07Hello.

01:08Obviously it's me.

01:09First of all, I'm a father.

01:10And secondly, culturally, I'm way more responsible than you.

01:11Same.

01:12I'm way more responsible than you.

01:13And I'm liquid.

01:14So I can actually afford to be cultural.

01:15And just so you know, Sammy, I take them back to Marrakesh.

01:16Oh, it's very comforting.

01:17Although Marrakesh is in Morocco, not in Egypt.

01:18Morocco, Egypt.

01:19It's all Sahara and sunshine, Sammy.

01:20Are you seriously going to let this racist raise your children?

01:21As for responsible, the same guy who faked an appendix just so he could break up with his

01:22girlfriends over text.

01:23I'm not good with face-to-face confrontation, Sammy.

01:24Cormac, neither of you are going to be my next to kin, okay?

01:25You're messing up.

01:26Stop.

01:27Stop.

01:28That was just...

01:29Toby wants to meet now.

01:30Urgently.

01:31No.

01:32No.

01:33No.

01:34No.

01:35No.

01:36No.

01:37No.

01:38No.

01:39No.

01:40No.

01:41No.

01:42No.

01:43No.

01:44No.

01:45No.

01:46No.

01:47No.

01:48No.

01:49No.

01:50No.

01:51No.

01:52No.

01:53Urgently.

01:54Did we get a deal?

01:57No.

01:58No.

01:59It's more for bullshit, Zane.

02:00allen.

02:01Please don't stress me out now, okay?

02:02You've got your Crown of Thorns premiered today, yeah?

02:04Is that not good news?

02:05They premiered last night, and the reviews are in today.

02:06It's obviously gonna get panned.

02:07That's why I need Chloe to sell her script.

02:09That's why I need Chloe to sell MY script.

02:22Does that sound familiar?

02:23Um, it's the retreat thing that Lena and Bear have gone to.

02:27What else have I said about your phone first thing in the morning?

02:29Bob, what's the weekend?

02:30Give me that.

02:31God, you're such a hypocrite.

02:32You're always on your phone to that woman.

02:34Be very careful.

02:36You see my phone, but you're blind to everything else.

02:38Lena's in the woods doing God knows what with that clown.

02:41Don't even get me started on Nancy's house.

02:43And as for Cormac, tracking Granny.

02:46But no, it's my phone that's the problem.

02:48Sorry to interrupt.

02:49You are grounded.

02:50And you're not getting your phone for a week.

02:53Please carry on.

02:54Where were you?

02:55Yeah, that's what I thought.

02:57Walk it off.

02:58Walk it off.

03:00Happy Saturday, everyone.

03:20Exhale, palms beat, thumbs, the heart center.

03:26We're going to go through some sun salutations to show our gratitude for the life-giving qualities of the sun.

03:32With an inhale, bring your arms overhead.

03:36Exhale, fold forwards.

03:39Just turn out.

03:40Bend your knees.

03:41Lower your hips down.

03:44Lengthen up through the crown.

03:45Left leg goes back in space.

03:48Okay, so rejig this and the top of scene three.

03:53Okay.

03:53I will get this version over to Sebastian today.

03:58These fuckers don't know what they want until I show them.

04:02Trust me.

04:04Please.

04:06Problem?

04:08Nothing just doesn't seem as urgent as you made out.

04:11It doesn't matter, sorry.

04:14Does it not?

04:15Oh, come on.

04:17I swallow you a bit.

04:19So spit.

04:20I know you like to joke and all, but some of the things you say, it makes me feel a bit uncomfortable.

04:28Shh, Sam.

04:31Just let me get this.

04:33Because of the things I've joked about, it's making you feel undermined.

04:41Like, um, picking on you through sexual harassment.

04:45Am I getting all this right?

04:47Okay, well, maybe I'm a bit sensitive.

04:50Sam, you need to toughen up.

04:54I am a multi-award-winning producer.

04:57You are blessed to be in bed with me, whatever way you want to take that.

05:01But, think about how lucky you are.

05:04And, look at me.

05:06I do reformer Pilates five days a week.

05:08I'm flawless.

05:09I've got a pustache.

05:11I don't know what that is.

05:12You should be jumping up and down and singing like you're on the yellow brick fucking road.

05:16Okay, Chloe.

05:17I don't want to have a big fight.

05:19Okay, okay, whatever.

05:20I consent.

05:23I don't consent.

05:24Do you want to make Islam dunk or not?

05:28Listen to me.

05:28You will do what I say in and out of work, period.

05:34If I asked you to go down and yodel in my valley,

05:38you'll look up at me and smile and sing your fucking lungs out.

05:44You need to have a good think about how and if you want to continue.

05:49Have a great weekend.

05:58Move!

05:59Jesus.

06:06I ate that off.

06:08I was so present, but at the same time, I went.

06:14I took my hip wet.

06:15Did you feel the mother's energy protecting us from the cold reality?

06:21Just wanted to say konnichiwa.

06:24Hi, I'm Marley.

06:25I'm Mashi Mashi.

06:26Ah.

06:27Isn't that Korean?

06:29Yeah.

06:30I'm Bear.

06:31And this is my girlfriend, Lina.

06:34Hi.

06:35Lina's Egyptian.

06:37Oh, Irish Egyptian.

06:39Must have great insight on the Middle East then.

06:41Mario's vinyasa is, it's intense, advanced, right?

06:46You gotta level up.

06:48You know, you're lucky that it's just physical.

06:55Because sometimes I come out of yoga class and I feel, like,

07:00emotionally betrayed by my thoughts.

07:03I think I've seen you before at the artists for Gaza exhibitions.

07:09Did you sing?

07:10Yeah.

07:11Yeah.

07:13That was me.

07:14I sang a love dove and did some interpretive dance.

07:17Yes, right.

07:19And Lina?

07:20No, I wasn't there.

07:22Yeah, she's not really a big flag waver.

07:26She's more invisible activism kind of thing.

07:31You know, we hold a lot of trauma in our hips.

07:37Try this.

07:38It is magical.

07:39Just get into happy baby pose.

07:41Happy what?

07:43Lie on your back.

07:45Yeah?

07:46Yeah.

07:47And then grab your toes.

07:52Grab your toes.

07:54Ooh!

07:55Okay, I'm just gonna apply a little bit of pressure now.

07:58And just breathe and release it all.

08:00Let it go.

08:03Bear, you come lie on me.

08:05Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:10And...

08:10Oh.

08:15Release that together, too.

08:17Ooh, yes, bear.

08:24You know, I've got two days on a movie.

08:26Manchester.

08:27End of May.

08:28As what?

08:29Terrorist number three?

08:31Hacker number one, actually.

08:33But don't you worry.

08:36Once a slam dunk gets greenlit, you'll be all the way up there.

08:39Oh, I know, I know.

08:40Big time.

08:42Parties, sex, fame, bitches' money.

08:47That's it, that's it.

08:48Yes, yes, the invoids.

08:49Sex, yes.

08:51The thing, the thing Nina's gone to.

08:54Forget about that.

08:55Anyway, I'm mean to talk.

08:56No, I need to be going.

09:00Being with Ruby has made me think about me and you.

09:03Mm-hmm.

09:05Did you ever think about us?

09:07Um, no.

09:08Oh, come on.

09:10You wouldn't push me in the face otherwise.

09:12Zane, I punch many faces.

09:15I punched two captains and that bitch in swimming with mommy class.

09:21You are not special.

09:23No, no, no, but I've changed.

09:26Oh.

09:26And I want to turn things around.

09:28I'll help with raising Ruby.

09:31You're full of shit.

09:32You didn't even help with the baby in the back seat.

09:35I'll put a baby and you in the back seat.

09:37Fuck you, dog.

09:47Sure.

09:48Oh.

09:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.

09:51You must have a...

09:51Drive safe.

09:56Oh, fuck.

09:57Corvac.

09:58Corvac.

10:00Corvac.

10:01We need to go now.

10:03Now, right now.

10:04Nina's after Santa.

10:05It's a sex cult.

10:06Oh, jeez.

10:07I think I'll pass, pal.

10:07I'm literally just out of a thruple.

10:09I'm just going to stay here and, you know, just rehydrate.

10:11No, you numpty.

10:12The invite.

10:13Lena's thin.

10:14It's not a yoga retreat.

10:15It's a sex cult.

10:17They bring these young actors desperate for work to these so-called gatherings.

10:21And you go there and it's just one big, fat, filthy orgy.

10:25Are you sure, pal?

10:26Oh, yeah.

10:27I've been desperate for an invite for years.

10:29But Lena's there.

10:30Oh, yeah, yeah.

10:31Lena's there.

10:31Oh, I've got to call Sammy.

10:32No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.

10:34We do this alone.

10:36Show him why we should be next to kin.

10:40Okay.

10:41Wait, wait, wait, wait.

10:42I need a disguise.

10:44I can't show up like this.

10:45I've got just the thing, pal.

10:48I like your big thumbs.

10:50I like work out, you know.

10:53Is everything okay?

10:55Look, I'm sorry I was late.

10:56I got up early and baked your bread, you bastard.

11:01No, you didn't.

11:03Aye, I fucking did.

11:05I have a confession, though.

11:07Um, I didn't actually have any brunch as such.

11:11Just wanted to lure you back to mine.

11:13Why?

11:16What can I say?

11:16I'm charitable.

11:18It was either you or your dog's brother disabled, and sadly I have no room for a puppy, so...

11:22I don't even know how to look at you.

11:25When you smile at me, it feels like fucking sunshine.

11:31You don't like fucking sunshine?

11:33No, I do.

11:34I just feel a little bit safer in the shade, if you know what I mean.

11:38Sam, I like you because you're honest.

11:47You're kind to people, and you're a great dad.

11:51You make me smile.

11:54And you're tall.

11:56But most of all, I love your big thumbs.

12:00Just give me one sec, yeah?

12:13Can I use your bathroom?

12:14Yeah.

12:14Is that all right?

12:15Just for the man.

12:16All right.

12:26Hmm.

12:29Ooh.

12:30What is that?

12:32I'm not wearing that.

12:33Yeah, well, they have been in there, Warren.

12:34They may have marinated a bit.

12:40If you've got better ideas, Zane.

12:48Oh, the reviews are in.

12:49Are you okay?

13:12Are you okay?

13:12Go away.

13:13Go away.

13:14Go away.

13:15What's wrong?

13:17Sam, you're fucking messing with me.

13:18What's wrong?

13:19I don't know.

13:20I'm in so much pain.

13:21I'm so sorry.

13:22I'll go.

13:23Sam, do you need a hospital?

13:24No.

13:25No.

13:26No.

13:27No.

13:28No.

13:29I'll just go.

13:30Shut up.

13:31No.

13:32No.

13:33No.

13:34I'll just go.

13:35Shut up.

13:36No, we're going.

13:37Let's go.

13:38Come on.

13:39God.

13:40What the fuck?

13:41My dad is such a little bitch.

13:44You grounded all weekend?

13:45I don't know.

13:46Wait and see.

13:47Let's get ramen later.

13:48Craving.

13:50Same.

13:51Done.

13:52Will your dad go mad?

13:54Shut up.

13:55You're coming.

13:56Town one hour.

14:09Okay.

14:12Oh, that's good.

14:13That is good.

14:14Hey, I thought you had a picnic.

14:17We should have brought a picnic.

14:19I am hungry.

14:24Zane, get off your phone.

14:25Come on.

14:26They fucking love Granthorzino.

14:28They love me.

14:30They fucking love me.

14:32Oh, the reviews are amazing.

14:35This thing fucking sticks, by the way.

14:37Look ridiculous.

14:38I can't wait down you, all right?

14:41Oh, you'll what?

14:42You'll kill me with your bare hands?

14:48The Son of Man will send his angels,

14:50and they will gather out of his kingdom.

14:53In that place there were weeping and gnashing of teeth.

14:57Then the righteous will shine like the sun

15:00in the kingdom of their Father.

15:03He will appear.

15:04Let's get here.

15:06Let's go.

15:07Let's go.

15:08Let's go.

15:09Let's go.

15:10Let's go.

15:11Let's go.

15:12Let's go.

15:13Let's go.

15:14Let's go.

15:15Let's go.

15:16Let's go.

15:17Let's go.

15:18Let's go.

15:19Let's go.

15:20Let's go.

15:21Let's go.

15:22Let's go.

15:23Let's go.

15:24Let's go.

15:25Let's go.

15:26Let's go.

15:27Let's go.

15:28Let's go.

15:29Let's go.

15:30Hello.

15:31Hello.

15:32Who's this?

15:33Yes.

15:34Yes.

15:35That's me.

15:36Sorry.

15:37Sorry.

15:38I'm Dylas.

15:39Who's Mexican?

15:40Uh.

15:41Uh.

15:42Really, Les?

15:43There's no point you've been here.

15:44When did you last pass water?

15:45Ages ago.

15:46Really, Les?

15:47Strange.

15:48Your bladder doesn't seem full.

15:49We didn't see anything on the x-ray.

15:51Could be a ruptured appendix,

15:52so there's no point taking chances.

15:54Let's get them open.

15:55Open?

15:56See what's going on.

15:57That's great.

15:58Thank you, Doctor.

15:59Oh, Les.

16:00I'm so sorry.

16:01Stop.

16:02You don't have to keep apologizing.

16:04It's not like you fecked your appendix to get out of our date.

16:07I'm sorry.

16:08This is as far as you can go.

16:15Sam.

16:16Oh.

16:19Oh.

16:20Oh.

16:23Okay, wow.

16:24I'm feeling much better.

16:25You've got nothing to worry about.

16:26It's okay to be scared.

16:27What?

16:28No.

16:29I'm not scared.

16:30I was pretending.

16:31There's actually nothing wrong with it.

16:32Of course.

16:33I know.

16:34This part will calm down.

16:35I am calm, Sam.

16:36I'm back from 9, 8, 7, 6, 5.

16:45Oh, God.

16:46I can't see anything.

16:47Cormac.

16:48This way.

16:49Okay, go, go, go, go, go.

16:52Okay, I see some people over there.

16:54This way.

16:55Oh, yeah.

16:56I'm Super Bear.

16:57Okay, let's go find you now.

16:58Get down, get down.

16:59I feel sick.

17:00I'm so full.

17:01The pork is delicious.

17:03Sorry.

17:04I don't have any pork.

17:05Well, it's okay.

17:06My prawn lacks those.

17:08We should cross over.

17:10Hey, Osama.

17:12What are you running after with your child brides?

17:14It must be time to pray.

17:16Is it time to pray, is it?

17:17In the hell, do you see him go?

17:19Hey.

17:20Must be fucking Kenyan or something.

17:22Put you don't all run home like that.

17:24Like Afghanistan or wherever the fuck you're from.

17:27Layla's Irish.

17:28She's from here.

17:29Shut up, Eggbert.

17:30Or I'll punch the head off you.

17:32Just let it go, Mark.

17:33Yeah, Mark.

17:34Fuck off so I can have a chat with Layla about her nappy head.

17:37Take it off or I'll cut it off you.

17:39Leave her alone.

17:40Hey!

17:41Whoa!

17:42Oh, calm down.

17:43I told you.

17:49What are you doing, Mark?

17:55Isn't the chill of the forest magnificent?

17:57Oh, thank God you remembered your scarf.

18:00Alhamdulillah.

18:02It's so annoying that when you use Arabic it's cool, but when I do, what?

18:07People get scared or nervous.

18:09Do they?

18:11Or are you scared and nervous?

18:14Hmm?

18:15There we are.

18:17You struggle with identity.

18:20But that's fine.

18:22And I don't judge.

18:23Fuck off, babe.

18:24That's because no one judges you.

18:26Well, you're suffering from racial imposter syndrome.

18:29It's why you act white.

18:31You know, to fit in.

18:35Well, it's okay, though.

18:36Because I love you and I don't see color.

18:39Excuse me.

18:40I don't pretend to be white.

18:42Though you can be damn sure if I did start waving the flag

18:45and throwing my ethnicity around,

18:47there would be people very quick to tell me

18:49that I should fuck off back to the Middle East.

18:52I don't have the luxury of saying what I think without consequence.

18:54Not like you and Marley.

18:56You just bang on about Palestine and no one will say shit.

19:00This is great, Lena.

19:01Come on.

19:02Let it out.

19:03I'll let it out.

19:04I'll tell you exactly what it is.

19:05You know what sickens me?

19:07Is that I align myself with being Irish so much, more than anything.

19:12But all anyone ever sees is that I'm not Irish.

19:14The only person who never makes me feel like that is Tara.

19:18Well.

19:19Well done, Nina.

19:21You've opened up.

19:22I don't know.

19:23Maybe because I was the key.

19:24I don't know.

19:25It's not for me to say, but...

19:26You want to talk now about how your family's a bit smothering?

19:29Difficult to talk to, or...

19:31Fuck off, Bear!

19:32My family are like any other.

19:35Tease the camera!

19:37Uncle Cormac?

19:41No it!

19:42No it!

19:43No it!

19:44No it, Cormac!

19:45Cormac, I can see you!

19:50I'm standing right here!

19:55Abort!

19:56Abort, Sarah!

19:57Really?

19:58Dumb.

19:59We do now, okay?

20:00It's plain cool.

20:01There's no sex code here.

20:02Oh, my God.

20:03Cool, cool.

20:04Cool, cool.

20:05I need a can of viral.

20:09You need some rest.

20:11Two minutes, please.

20:12Sure.

20:14I think my heroics deserves one can of viral.

20:17Please, you got knocked out with one punch.

20:19It was the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

20:21Why would you do that, Mark?

20:22Well...

20:24You're my best friend, Layla.

20:27You're the only best friend I've ever had.

20:30I never let anyone hurt you.

20:32Ever.

20:33No need to get all mushy about it.

20:35I meant, why would you ruin the karate kid?

20:37Although I'm pretty sure he didn't get his ass kicked like that.

20:40Sorry, no spoilers.

20:43Your granny's outside, Layla.

20:44Oh, thanks.

20:46I'd better go.

20:47I'm in so much trouble.

20:48I'll try to come see you tomorrow, but...

20:50I'll be out by tomorrow anyways.

20:52I didn't choose the hero life.

20:54Yeah, yeah.

20:55Later, loser.

20:56We're watching all three.

20:57You promised in the ambulance, remember?

20:59You're grounded anyways.

21:03What are you doing, mister?

21:07Say, say, listen.

21:08I'm telling you, pal.

21:09He faked it so well, they took it out!

21:13I know.

21:14I know.

21:15Yeah, yeah.

21:16I mean, just so he didn't have to have sex with her.

21:18I mean, the commitment!

21:21Of that.

21:28Look, you're okay.

21:29That's the main thing.

21:30Thank God.

21:31I suppose I'd better let you get some rest.

21:34Don't forget about your walk, Sam.

21:35Aye, sorry.

21:36Don't be sitting down, you.

21:38We're going.

21:39Right, he's coming with me.

21:41Oh, I'll take them.

21:42You're just back from your holidays.

21:44Probably need to get Stephen his dinner on.

21:47We'll go with Cormac, then.

21:49Are you sure you're okay?

21:51I'll be fine.

21:52I'll be fine.

21:53Stay in my eyes at Kelly and Leila.

21:54How's she?

21:55How's she, Baba?

21:56How's she?

22:01How's she?

22:02How's she?

22:03How's she?

22:09I'm sorry.

22:12I should've been really hurt.

22:14Mind if I bring this down to Marc?

22:18I want to surprise him.

22:19Okay, I've got to go for a walk.

22:22Come on, then.

22:23It better not be far.

22:25No, it's just down here.

22:28Baba.

22:29I really am sorry.

22:33Leila, is that Mark's mum there?

22:58Oh, Leila.

23:01Debbie, where's Mark? What's wrong?

23:03He had a bead in his brain.

23:06He's got to be okay, isn't he?

23:09He died.

23:12Oh, he's been very fine.

23:15Oh, Leila.

23:20Oh, Leila.

23:21Oh, Leila.

23:22Oh, Leila.

23:23Oh, Leila.

23:24Oh, Leila.

23:26Oh, Leila.

23:27Oh, Leila.

23:28Oh, Leila.

23:29Oh, Leila.

23:30Oh, Leila.

23:31Oh, Leila.

23:32Oh, Leila.

23:33Oh, Leila.

23:34Oh, Leila.

23:35Oh, Leila.

23:36Oh, Leila.

23:37Oh, Leila.

23:38Oh, Leila.

23:39Oh, Leila.

23:40Oh, Leila.

23:41Oh, Leila.

23:42Oh, Leila.

23:43Oh, Leila.

23:44Oh, Leila.

23:45Oh, Leila.

23:46Oh, Leila.

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