Faithless Season 2 Episode 1

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00:01Tracy!

00:02Mommy had an accident. She's gone.

00:04Oh, Ruby.

00:06Tracy. Her name's Tracy.

00:08It's called...

00:09Islam Dunk?

00:11About two Muslim brothers

00:13who love basketball and become drug dealers.

00:15Hello.

00:16Remember me?

00:18Zoo.

00:19Zoo.

00:20Is Amy here?

00:21No.

00:22It's kind of important.

00:24I am going to call her...

00:26Ruby.

00:30Baba, the door's locked.

00:32I'm on the toilet.

00:34Baba, I need my brush.

00:36Go away. I'm on the toilet.

00:38Please. I'm late for work.

00:40I don't care. I'm on the toilet.

00:42Sammy?

00:44Can you see me?

00:46Hey, Baba, can I call you back? I'm on the toilet.

00:48Big deal. I'm on the toilet too.

00:50Well, can we not do this now?

00:52I'm on the toilet.

00:54I'm on the toilet.

00:56I'm on the toilet too.

00:58I'm on the toilet too.

01:00Well, can we not do this now? I'll call you back.

01:02No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:04Good news and bad news.

01:06It's looking like I won't be coming back to Ireland for a while.

01:08What's the bad news?

01:10Shut up. The good news.

01:12His Uncle Gamal...

01:13He's not fucking coming here.

01:14Yes, he fucking is.

01:16No job, no money.

01:18You even have to move house.

01:20But Uncle Gamal can help you.

01:22His family, and he loves you, and the girls,

01:24He's in my house anyway.

01:26I don't need it. What do you mean he's in your house?

01:28He arrived last night.

01:30Shut up.

01:31Sammy, relax.

01:32What is your face?

01:34You peeing.

01:36Only women sit on the toilet to pee.

01:38Baba, there's no toilet paper in the upstairs bathroom.

01:42Will you give me some?

01:44Sammy?

01:46Sammy?

01:48Sammy?

01:50Come on.

01:51Can I get a capybara?

01:52I don't even know what that is.

02:07Put on your shoes and please, lose the hat.

02:09Go, go, go.

02:10A capybara is an animal?

02:12Boomer?

02:13Painkillers, please.

02:14You weren't good for them last night.

02:16Was I?

02:17No. No, you weren't.

02:19You were passed out on the floor like a sailor,

02:22and you broke the bathroom door.

02:23Baba, please, can you call and seek for me at work?

02:26I'm dying.

02:27No.

02:28Wait, that's Mark. Someone get that.

02:30Where's my other shoe, Baba?

02:31Get the door.

02:32Get the door.

02:33Okay, look. It's not on, Lena. It's unacceptable.

02:38As-salamu alaykum, ameans.

02:40Oh, great. It's Harry now, Stiles.

02:43Alaikum salam, Mark. And ignore her.

02:45Hey, Mark.

02:46Oh, you've got your ear pierced.

02:48Oh, it's just another clip on.

02:49My mum made it for me.

02:51Just testing that before I go under the knife.

02:54Under the knife? Make him go away.

02:56Can I get a cabbie barra, please?

02:58Oh, that's illegal.

03:00They're friendly, but don't make very good pets.

03:02They live in South America and get really depressed

03:04when they're taken away from their natural environment.

03:06Oh, that's just that.

03:08You don't want to depress the poor little South American rat thing.

03:10Follow me.

03:11Come on, come on, come on. Let's go, let's go.

03:14Oh, hey, Zoo.

03:15Uh, of course.

03:18Get in.

03:18I'm sorry we're running so late here.

03:20No problems. Me too.

03:22Hold.

03:22Oh.

03:23Oh, hey, you are...

03:24Okay, so see you in three days.

03:26I put this for today in your bag

03:29and the rest of milk output in freezer.

03:31What are you talking about?

03:33I'll be back in three days.

03:35Son, I fucking telling him I was going back to work today.

03:40I warned him.

03:41Zane.

03:41No, the Holy Spirit who impregnated me.

03:45Yes, Zane.

03:46Dog.

03:47Zoo.

03:47Whoa, whoa, whoa.

03:48Just stop, okay?

03:50I work in my yard, but I can't take ruby for three days, okay?

03:53I've got my own kids.

03:54Mm-hmm.

03:55Well, okay.

03:56We work better days next month.

03:59Sure.

04:00Next month?

04:00No, no, no, no.

04:01Wait, stop.

04:02Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

04:04I'm way too busy today.

04:06Nancy's starting flipping third class.

04:08I've got a job interview.

04:09So I would, I would take ruby, but I can't.

04:13I can't.

04:13I'm sorry, I won't.

04:17Say capybara.

04:21Capybara.

04:23She's so cute.

04:25Can't leave ruby's going to live with us, Baba.

04:28I know, right?

04:30Unbelievable.

04:31Zayn, you know what to do.

04:33Zayn, Zoo's dumped ruby on me and I've got a job interview later.

04:35Call me.

04:40Take that off, Miss Sink, aren't you?

04:42No.

04:42What do you mean, no?

04:43Take it off.

04:43Good morning.

04:44Hi, hello.

04:46Hi.

04:46Um, sorry, we're very late and I'm looking for Miss Sink's class 3B.

04:51Yes, I'm Miss Malone.

04:52I'm taking over from Miss Sink while she's on sabbatical.

04:55Sabbatical?

04:55Yeah, she got married.

04:58Seriously?

04:59Yes, she got married.

05:01Of how?

05:01I mean, to who?

05:03Well, I wouldn't know him.

05:05Him?

05:06Really?

05:07No big deal, but hi, I'm Nancy.

05:09Hi, Nancy.

05:11Sorry, I meant to ask.

05:13Hypothetically, if you had a student who maybe thought they were like, I don't know, like an elf, maybe, would that be an issue?

05:21Hypothetically.

05:23Nancy, come here, pet.

05:24How many of you children are Christmas elves?

05:30Me!

05:31Me!

05:32Me!

05:33Take a coat off.

05:36It's not the hat that concerns me, it's the one shoe.

05:39I'll drop that in, Sam.

05:44Okay.

05:44Thanks, Miss Malone.

05:45Okay.

05:45I'm going to text Sharon.

06:01I'm so sick.

06:03God, my one texter.

06:05She hates that.

06:07Call her.

06:14Hi, this is Sharon.

06:15I can't get to the phone.

06:16Leave your name and number after the tone.

06:19Hi, Sharon.

06:20It's Lena.

06:21Shit.

06:27Sir.

06:30Hello.

06:33Oh, hi, Sharon.

06:35I think I have vid poisoning.

06:38Yeah.

06:39I'm so sorry.

06:42Bye.

06:45Piss off.

06:48Oh, my heart.

06:49Well, at least Sharon was cool.

06:52Not like Larry.

06:53The womb raider.

06:55Such a dick.

06:56Tomb raider, you dope.

06:58Not womb raider.

06:59His name is Larry Croft.

07:00That's why they call him.

07:01No, you, you think.

07:03They call him the womb raider because his name's Larry Croft.

07:07And he's got a big willy.

07:08She slept with Yvonne.

07:10Or remember Maria.

07:12Where?

07:13How?

07:14He works with his wife, for God's sake.

07:16Oh, Sharon hasn't a clue.

07:17She shags them all down in the cellar because she's afraid of spiders.

07:21She should be afraid of Daddy Longleg.

07:25What a dick.

07:28Message saved.

07:34I can't lose my job, Lena.

07:38Well, I can't go in now.

07:40What am I supposed to do?

07:41Okay, wait.

07:43Sharon's pin on everything is 50-50.

07:44She just go in and grab her phone and delete it.

07:48Trust me.

07:49Go.

07:50Go.

07:59Uncle, come on.

08:01You got water everywhere.

08:02Please don't slip.

08:04It has to have a yellow sticker.

08:06If you even come one hour later, everything is gone.

08:10All the bloody hipsters take everything.

08:13Ah, looky, looky.

08:16Lamb's tire fry.

08:18One euro twenty-seven.

08:20Voila.

08:21One twenty-seven.

08:23Please stop shivering.

08:24What are you saying?

08:25I can't hear you.

08:26My ear are black.

08:27Stop shivering.

08:28Stop shouting.

08:30You are so tight, my dear.

08:32You are so tight.

08:33Come on, relax.

08:35Relax.

08:35Habibi.

08:37Look, we're all very impressed with your bargain beef strong enough.

08:40But what are we going to do with her, huh?

08:42Sammy, Allah says family is gift.

08:47You have to protect and cherish each and every one of them.

08:51When is your brother going to marry this girl anyway and give us a day out?

08:55Never.

08:55Why are all men in our family cursed?

09:00What does God want from us?

09:03A wangle bird?

09:05But he's got two there if he eats them before the weekend.

09:09Sammy, I mean I'm here to help you.

09:11Zane.

09:11Zane is the one who needs help.

09:13Well, why am I the one walking around with a bag full of Croatian breast milk, huh?

09:17Well, he's working.

09:18Don't mind that.

09:19He's only doing that shitty place so he won't be here to take care of his child.

09:23I am pitching today.

09:24Oh, I am this close to selling my scripts.

09:27You want to help?

09:28Yes, of course.

09:29Okay.

09:29Collect Nancy a treat and keep an eye on this one later.

09:31Nancy a treat and this one later.

09:33I've got to go.

09:33Okay.

09:34Ma'asalama, Habibi.

09:35Ma'asalama.

09:36Ma'asalama.

09:37Ma'asalama.

09:38Ma'asalama.

09:39Ma'asalama.

09:39Sorry.

09:40Everything is gone.

09:48No much is for you today.

09:50Habibi.

09:50Ha'asalama.

09:51Ma'asalama.

09:53Ma'asalama.

09:54I'm a bloody hipster.

09:56Are you okay?

10:02Let me help you.

10:03It's okay.

10:04It's okay.

10:04Thank you very much.

10:07Somebody make a mess here.

10:09It's very dangerous, actually.

10:11Maybe you clean it up.

10:26Paronychia.

10:40Yeah, it's got to be it.

10:45Oh, it's very sore.

10:47Very.

10:51Quit biting your nails, you aegis.

10:54Baby.

10:54I was in the shops and it dawned on me.

11:00I'm sorry, son, but...

11:02You forgot my fish fingers.

11:04Again.

11:05But how?

11:05I texted you and everything.

11:08Why would I ask you to meet me here urgently to tell you I forgot your fish fingers?

11:14The guilt.

11:16Got your feckin' fish fingers.

11:19I think you should move out, Cormac.

11:22And since you and Sinead, well, love, you're 42, 42.

11:28Okay, I'll stop eating them, then.

11:30Forget the fish fingers.

11:33You need to move out.

11:36Live.

11:37You're sitting there gawking at me.

11:39You need to start your own life.

11:41Okay, well, that's big.

11:42Because you just sit there day and night reading R.I.P., don't I?

11:45Well, sadly, that is all that's left for me, watching everyone I know die.

11:49You came home after Sinead.

11:51God, you won't stop talking about Sinead today.

11:53Because it was 12 years ago.

11:56Son, try something new.

11:59Have a fling.

12:01I'll go on holiday.

12:02I mean, all you ever talk about is efforting and being an accountant.

12:10Sorry, what was that?

12:13Who is that?

12:15It's no one.

12:16Does he know you're a single mother?

12:17Forget Stephen.

12:19Stephen.

12:19Stop changing the subject.

12:22It is weird sitting at home with your mammy like a child.

12:25I'm a child.

12:25I'm a man.

12:26I'm a money man.

12:27I'm an accountant.

12:27But I'll quit.

12:29And I'll leave.

12:31And I'll go far away.

12:34Child.

12:35I'll show you.

12:36Hey.

12:37What can I get you?

12:38Just a strawberry milkshake, please.

12:41To go.

12:42Whipped cream and sprinkles?

12:57Oh, papa's great.

13:17Shut up, Mark.

13:18I'll choke you.

13:19Okay.

13:19Oh, yeah.

13:20Then, Mr. Miyagi says, close your eyes, Daniel-son.

13:23Mark, I'm never watching Karate Kid.

13:28But it's brilliant.

13:30Never.

13:31Ever.

13:32Hey, Leila.

13:33Loved your essay, Marky.

13:34Congrats on coming out.

13:35Good on you.

13:36Thanks.

13:37I had to come out.

13:38It was double English.

13:40I think Lewis is saying you're gay.

13:43I don't think he is.

13:45I think he might have taught your story of a house with a locked door you were scared to open

13:49was like a metaphor, maybe.

13:52Hi, Aunt.

13:53I'm you, by the way.

13:55Hey, I'm Leila.

13:56She's Muslim.

13:57I see that.

13:59Me too.

14:00And you're...

14:02He's Mark, and B12 deficient, hence his slow-brain activity.

14:13Take care.

14:14Please, Tara.

14:17Sorry, Sharon.

14:20Watch out quickly.

14:21Need a pee?

14:21Come on, Dad.

14:31What do you, Tara?

14:38James, you prick.

14:39Where's my fucking salmon?

14:43Fuck my life, Leila.

14:45I can't get at it.

14:46It's always at the tail, but she's glued to the front desk.

14:49She's a bladder like a camel.

14:51You need to come down here and help me distract you so I can grab it.

14:54Like, now.

14:55Now.

14:55Go.

14:56Yeah.

14:57Go.

14:59Go.

15:02Go.

15:04Go.

15:05Bye.

15:05Go.

15:06Go.

15:07Go.

15:08Go.

15:09Go.

15:20Go.

15:21Go.

15:22Wait.

15:22I'll light a candle for you.

15:37Where's your sock, Ruby?

15:39How could you lose one sock?

15:42How could I be angry at you?

15:44I couldn't.

15:45Do you want some of my mummy's milk?

15:47Yum, yum.

15:47I'll get it from my back for you.

15:49Yeah.

15:52Go on.

15:55Ask me, pal.

15:56Go on.

15:56Why do you insist on using the back door?

15:58No, not about that.

15:59Ask me about my suitcase.

16:01Never mind.

16:01I'm homeless, Sammy.

16:03Abandoned.

16:04Homeless.

16:05What do you want about now?

16:06Ma'am, she's kicked me out just like that.

16:08Think she's got a fella.

16:08I'm sure of it.

16:09Why is Ruby here?

16:10Because my brother's a piece of...

16:11Relax, pal.

16:12Relax.

16:14Look, why don't I put my bag away and make us a nice cup of tea?

16:17Come again?

16:18I'm homeless, Sammy.

16:19Where else am I going to get...

16:19You can't stay here.

16:20There's no room for you.

16:21You've got a nice double bed.

16:22You're not staying in my bed.

16:23I'll pay rent.

16:24I'll help you.

16:25Why does everyone keep saying that to me?

16:26Look, you need the money.

16:28I'm independently wealthy.

16:30It'd be like...

16:31Indecent proposal.

16:32Only decent.

16:34The fuck are you talking about?

16:36I'm not sleeping with a man in my bed.

16:39Okay?

16:39You sound a little homophobic there, Sammy.

16:41We both know you Arabs don't have the best reputation with the gays.

16:44You know, brave to cycle, pal.

16:45You're not staying here, okay?

16:48I'm already looking after one baby.

16:49And what are you doing?

16:51What do you mean?

16:52I can't hear anything and olive oil helps me loosen it.

16:56Are you going on holiday?

16:58Kinda.

16:59I'm moving in.

17:01Yay!

17:01Do you want to get a capybara?

17:03Oh, yeah.

17:04Definitely.

17:04I'll make a call.

17:05Actually, it's a very good idea that he's moving in.

17:08It kind of helps us with the rent.

17:10Take my olive oil out of your ear.

17:13He's not moving in.

17:14He's not moving in.

17:15No one else is moving in.

17:18Actually, I'm going out.

17:22Feed her in 30 minutes, okay?

17:27No one call me.

17:30No one.

17:32No.

17:32No, you're the drama student, okay?

17:49You make the distraction, and I'll grab the phone.

17:51Okay, whatever.

17:52I'll make the distraction, but just make it fast.

17:54We won't have long.

17:55You better not be buying drugs.

17:57Nina!

17:58Christ!

17:59You look awful.

18:00No, I'm much better.

18:02And the show must go on.

18:04I'll get my apron.

18:16Please, if you...

18:17That's fine.

18:18I'm so sorry.

18:19Please, go on.

18:20Okay.

18:21Great.

18:21I've got you all to myself.

18:22Now, to answer your question, and if I'm being 100% honest, my only concern is whether you

18:30can commit to all the rewrites and the demands of a major streamer, you know, it really can

18:34be.

18:34I can, Chloe, really.

18:35I can.

18:36I would love the exposure of working with a producer like you.

18:41Oh, God.

18:43I always make bad decisions when it comes to older, ma'am.

18:47So get the fuck over here, you.

18:49But to be serious, I would like to bring you on board with Grand Pictures, put you across

18:55a few different projects.

18:56Just let's get to know each other.

18:58Now, let's see how you work.

19:00It's great.

19:01Great.

19:02And then, is lamb dunk?

19:04I mean, it's good, but it still does need work, Sam.

19:07And I am worried that you won't be able to finish what we both start, you know?

19:12I mean, you've got such a huge family and you're a single dad.

19:16They're fine, really.

19:17They're no bother.

19:18Do you know them?

19:26No.

19:27Must be refugees.

19:29It's a global problem, really.

19:30It's not even an Irish thing anymore.

19:31So sad.

19:32I wouldn't look at them.

19:36Oh, my God.

19:37That old one has a baby.

19:40Looks like he needs food or something.

19:41No, they don't.

19:42So when would I start?

19:44Well, whenever you're ready.

19:46So maybe...

19:47Sorry.

19:48Sorry.

19:50Sorry.

19:51I think that one knows it.

19:53I'm sorry, elderly homeless foreign man.

19:56I'm in a very important meeting right now.

19:58Where's the medical of the titty?

19:59Milk of the titty.

20:00Milk of the titty.

20:01Really?

20:04Where's the medical of the titty?

20:06Stop saying titty.

20:06Stop.

20:07No, stop.

20:09Here's the baby.

20:10There was milk.

20:11No, sorry.

20:12There was milk in the freezer.

20:13All right.

20:15M.C.

20:16Oh, okay, yes, yes.

20:17No, it's not good enough.

20:18Leave.

20:18Oh, I'd like to see what everyone thinks.

20:20I'm going to have to stop.

20:21Sharon.

20:22Leave.

20:24Excuse me, everyone.

20:251.1 million tons of food waste in this country every year.

20:29There are so many people who would be grateful for leftovers from this restaurant.

20:33We don't eat leftovers every night.

20:34Get in there.

20:35Do we?

20:38Mentally, what are we leaving on the table?

20:40Yeah.

20:41Amen.

20:41It's hard for me to admit, but my family lived on leftovers from places like this so long

20:51after my mom died.

20:52Inshallah.

20:54Hi, Baba.

20:55Hi.

20:55So, thank you, everyone, and thank you, Sharon, for everything you do for my family and

21:02families like mine.

21:03Hold on.

21:04Shalom.

21:05Hold on.

21:06You need this thing.

21:07Hold on.

21:08Shalom.

21:11So, any questions for me?

21:13Not right now.

21:17Miguel.

21:17Miguel, let me go.

21:19Yeah, it's me.

21:19I'm ready to give that when we talk about her.

21:22No.

21:23Two months?

21:25It's for my niece, pal.

21:27Come on, Miguel.

21:28Are you Mexican or you Mexicant?

21:32I'm getting that capybara sorted for Nancy.

21:35No, you're not.

21:36Tell him you're joking.

21:38Tell him no.

21:40Actually, do you know what, Miguel?

21:42Leave it.

21:43Vanilla Isis here is having a freak out.

21:47Yeah, yeah.

21:47I'll talk to you tomorrow.

21:48Laters, amigo.

21:49Are you all right?

21:53You're actually asking some Mexican lad called Miguel to smuggle your niece an illegal animal.

21:59Yeah, well, that's not even his real name.

22:01I don't even know what his name is.

22:03And I don't even think he's Mexican.

22:04I think he's Peruvian from Peru.

22:06One of them ones down there.

22:08Wow.

22:09Sure, it's all the same, right?

22:15Come on.

22:16Move.

22:16Bluetooth connected.

22:29What's that noise?

22:32Sam?

22:33Sam?

22:35Sam?

22:35It's typing ASMR, okay?

22:38I like the sound of someone typing.

22:41That's very nerdy, Sam, and I'm an accountant.

22:42I know you're an accountant.

22:45That's all you say.

22:46I'm an accountant.

22:47I'm an accountant.

22:49Wow.

22:51If I see you used to work in bed, you'd be tap, tap, tapping away.

22:55You used to drive me butt shit.

22:57It's weird what you miss.

23:00Is this it for me, Cormac?

23:03Alone, would you dare spoon to me?

23:05You'll meet someone soon, Pop.

23:07Trust me.

23:08Cupid's got his eye on you.

23:09I just feel...

23:11just feel...

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