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00:30Us.
00:37Okay, gang. We need laser precision and 100% teamwork if we're going to survive this.
00:43Got it?
00:44In one and two and three and four.
00:47I just can't get these steps down.
01:02But you know what might help?
01:04What the glitter bump is that?
01:08Oh, just the brand new Dance Battle Mat 2.0.
01:11No way I'm going to miss any moves with this, baby.
01:14Aw, you got a Dance Mat upgrade?
01:16Sure did.
01:17But since you're, like, team leader, maybe you should try it first.
01:22Okay!
01:23I mean, uh, to test it.
01:24Better safe than sorry, right?
01:26Okay, and one and two and three.
01:28He actually fell for that!
01:35Yeah, we should probably check on him.
01:38A prank?
01:40Seriously, Jasper?
01:42That's, like, the opposite of teamwork.
01:44If it makes you feel any better, you got a new high score.
01:50Oh, well, it was a pretty good move.
01:55They seem upset.
01:57I better see what's up.
02:00Beep boop beep?
02:04Oh!
02:05Are you just making beeps and boops?
02:07That is so offensive!
02:09Allow me.
02:10Ahem.
02:11Beep boop beep?
02:16Aw, come on.
02:19Gruehl's breaking into their vault!
02:22They say it's in the Mecha Zone at the end of a big obby,
02:25and it holds a super level up!
02:27Aw, Gruehl's for sure gonna use it for something evil!
02:31Ah!
02:32Now hold on!
02:33We can't just assume!
02:35Oh, I can't wait to use a level up for something evil!
02:41Okay, fair.
02:43What do you say, gang?
02:44Wanna show Gruehl what real teamwork looks like?
02:47Yeah!
02:49I guess.
02:52Oops.
02:53This way.
02:55Hi.
02:56I'm Helpy, your obby guide.
02:59To play, you will need four brave champions to work as a team.
03:05Only then will you reach the vault.
03:08Uh, anybody else getting NPC vibes off this guy?
03:12We're in a big hurry.
03:13Can you just skip to the part where you tell us how to get into the obby?
03:16Sure.
03:17Right after I warn you about the many dangers.
03:21Listen closely.
03:22Too slow.
03:23Make sure to...
03:25Traps!
03:27Fireballs!
03:29Tempness shop!
03:30Uh, that's a little too fast.
03:32Two!
03:33One!
03:34Two!
03:35Two!
03:36Two!
03:37Two!
03:38Two!
03:39Two!
03:40Two!
03:41Two!
03:42Two!
03:43Two!
03:44Two!
03:45Two!
03:46Two!
03:47Two!
03:48Two!
03:49Two!
03:50Two!
03:51Two!
03:52Two!
03:53Laura, no pranks.
03:54I promise.
04:03Whoa!
04:04Ow!
04:06Oh, I am so not here for lava.
04:08No, Barry, it's cool!
04:10This obby is a classic!
04:12Three of us stand on buttons to build a bridge while one runs over to another button,
04:16then holds it so the rest of us can cross.
04:18Sick!
04:20Time for Jet to cook!
04:21Look!
04:23I know I shouldn't do this, but...
04:29No, no, no!
04:36At least that respawn left you looking all shiny and new, right?
04:41Right.
04:42So maybe we'll hold the buttons and you run across?
04:46Okay, let's go!
04:51We did not think this through.
04:57Hey, what do you know? Third time's a charm, huh?
05:03But seriously, we better hurry. I bet Gruul's already at the vault.
05:08What are you goobers waiting for? An invitation?
05:13We just need you to pull the lever, boss.
05:16We gotta hit the target or the vault won't open.
05:19I know that!
05:21No fire!
05:24Oh, come on! Did you even aim?
05:30Well, I'll be.
05:31He was on target.
05:37They're so far ahead!
05:39You know, we could be caught up by now if you just stop pranking us.
05:42Sorry, Bruh. Pranking's like my whole thing.
05:45But from now on, I'll buckle down and not prank harder than I've ever not pranked before.
05:49I am done being the butt of Jacket.
05:50I am done being the butt of Jacket.
05:52I'm not pranking you.
05:53I'm not pranking you.
05:54I'm not pranking you.
05:55I am done being the butt of Jasper's jokes.
06:19Let's see how he likes it.
06:25Maybe pranks just aren't your thing.
06:37Guys, look!
06:40No way!
06:42After all that, we're only one Obby behind Gruul?
06:46He must be really bad at this.
06:49But he's gotta be on the final level!
06:51We gotta move!
06:52Okay, but how do we cross a waterfall?
06:54I know!
06:55That lever shuts off the water so one of us can get by!
06:59And please, Jasper, we're so close!
07:02No more pranks.
07:03Jasper?
07:04You guys notice this thing looks like a toilet handle?
07:08Seriously?
07:11Let's try that again.
07:12Um, boss?
07:13Uh, the mouth is still closed.
07:14Yeah, it is.
07:15I don't know what to tell you.
07:16Maybe try going left.
07:17Fire!
07:18Fire!
07:19Yes!
07:20It's the wolf!
07:21We made it!
07:22We might be too late.
07:23What do you think he'll find?
07:25That doesn't sound like fruities.
07:26That doesn't sound like fruities.
07:27It's a sun slinger mech suit!
07:28It's a sun slinger mech suit!
07:29Look who leveled up!
07:30Look who leveled up!
07:31It's a sun slinger mech suit!
07:44Not really my color, but still though!
07:45Ooh!
07:46I wonder what this does!
07:47Not cool!
07:48Ah!
07:49I can finally trip every smashling and pinata fish!
07:51What do you think he'll find?
07:52What do you think he'll find?
07:53That doesn't sound like fruities.
07:54It's a sun slinger mech suit!
07:57Look who leveled up!
07:59Not really my color, but still though!
08:02Ooh!
08:03I wonder what this does!
08:06Not cool!
08:09Ah!
08:10I can finally trip every smashling and pinata village!
08:15Ah ha ha!
08:16I can't shake the feeling this is partially my fault.
08:19Ah!
08:20Ah!
08:21Ah!
08:22Ah!
08:23Ah!
08:24Ah!
08:25Ah!
08:26Ah!
08:27Ah!
08:28Ah!
08:29Ah!
08:30Ah!
08:31Ah!
08:32Okay, Smash Team.
08:33We got this!
08:34Maybe I'll sit this one out.
08:35I've caused quite a bit of trouble today.
08:37Aw, Jasper, it's not your fault.
08:39Ah!
08:40Ah!
08:41Ah!
08:42Ah!
08:43Oh my god!
08:44Ah, Tootie!
08:45That's not your fault!
08:46That's a funny one!
08:47That was funny!
08:48Ah!
08:49Oh!
08:50You're serious.
08:51It's okay!
08:52It's okay, Jasper!
08:53Three Super Smashlings can take care of one basic bubble blowing bash bro!
08:58Ah!
08:59Ah!
09:00Ah!
09:01Ah!
09:02Ah!
09:03Ah!
09:04Ah!
09:05Ah!
09:06Ah!
09:07Ah!
09:08What if you used your pranking for good instead of evil?
09:11Hey!
09:12You're right!
09:13I pranked us into this mess and I'll prank us out!
09:16Um...
09:17Jasper!
09:18A little help!
09:19Oh!
09:20Oh!
09:21Oh!
09:22Oh!
09:23Oh!
09:24Riggles is invincible!
09:25They...
09:26They win!
09:27Help!
09:28Riggles was over good, better!
09:32Hehehehe!
09:33Hehehehe!
09:34Heheheheh!
09:35Heheheheheh!
09:41Yeah!
09:42Gotcha!
09:46Ah!
09:47What the?
09:48No, no, no, no, no!
09:53He-hah!
09:55Sorry to burst your bubbles, bruh!
09:58Ha ha ha!
09:59Are you?
10:00Ha ha ha!
10:01Ha ha ha!
10:02Ha ha ha!
10:03Ha ha ha!
10:04Ha ha ha!
10:05Ha ha ha!
10:06Ha ha ha!
10:07Good luck dodging that, smash face!
10:10What?
10:11No!
10:12No!
10:13No!
10:14No!
10:15No!
10:16No!
10:17No!
10:18Never get out of this thing!
10:20Oh, I don't know.
10:22Are you sure?
10:23Of course I am sure!
10:25I was hoping you'd say that!
10:27Oh, swamp water.
10:31I'LL GET YOU SPECIALLY!
10:36Looks like Gruul won't be using that level up again.
10:41And you know what?
10:42I've learned maybe there is a place for pranking.
10:45If it's used for good.
10:47Ha!
10:48I knew you'd come around!
10:49Though I am a little bummed I didn't get to use my very best prank on Gruul.
10:54Actually, I think I hid it right around here somewhere.
10:59Ha ha ha ha!
11:01Hey!
11:02You found it!
11:03Not funny!
11:05I could get used to this pranking for good stuff.
11:10TV!
11:11Listen up bash bros!
11:20I know I don't show you much gratitude, or kindness, or respect.
11:25But that mostly changes now.
11:28I am going to make one of you leader for the day!
11:33Huh?
11:34So today, your new leader is...
11:38My bashing stick, Stock!
11:42Well then, Stock, what's the first order of the day?
11:47Ruin?
11:48Some smashables?
11:49Brilliant idea!
11:50Huh?
11:51Yah!
11:52Yuck!
11:53Ah!
11:54Perfect!
11:55Stock!
11:56But don't just stand there!
11:57Save my bestie!
11:58Ah!
11:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
12:00Well, go after him!
12:03Oh!
12:04Fuck!
12:05Stop!
12:06Nya-da-da-da-da-da!
12:07Hello, tree!
12:08You're looking leawa today.
12:10Hey, you're looking good and solid!
12:11Hello, angry sick!
12:12Well, go out of your hand!
12:20Fuck! Stop!
12:25Hello, tree. You're looking leafy today.
12:28Heya, rock. You're looking good and solid.
12:31Hello, Angry Stick.
12:33I mean...
12:34Hello, Angry Stick. Wow-wee!
12:39Of course you're upset. You're all cold and alone.
12:45Let's see if we can improve your mood.
12:48Much better. Huh?
12:51You wanna come with me?
12:53And you want me to call you Sunshine?
12:56And you wanna be BFFs for life?
12:59Me too! Best day ever!
13:02Let's go, bestie! Hello!
13:05Oh, no! No!
13:08My precious Stark!
13:10In the hands of a pukey little Smashling!
13:13Oh, and she made him smile!
13:16Bashlings, rally to me!
13:24A tragedy has occurred.
13:27Stark has been captured by the enemy.
13:31Obviously, this matter affects me on a personal level.
13:40We must rescue him!
13:42Kong's grippy with me!
13:44Team! Meet my new BFFs!
13:48Sunshine! Sunshine, say hello to the Smash Team!
13:51I don't know, Tootie. I feel like I've seen him somewhere before.
13:56Oh, Jet! And this is Barry Boo!
14:00But, uh, I hope you still have time for your old BFFs.
14:04You know, like me, for example.
14:07Doesn't he have the prettiest eyes?
14:10Great!
14:12Good to meet you, pal! I'm Jasper!
14:18Not cool!
14:20Isn't he just the best?
14:25Don't worry, Sunshine. You'll win them over.
14:29Ha! She hugged him!
14:33This ends now!
14:34Listen up!
14:39We can't just stroll in there, so I've prepared this device.
14:42You, too! Launch me into the village!
14:44I'll grab Stark, and we'll be home in time for his afternoon nappy nap!
14:49Easy!
14:50Easy!
14:55Ah! Yes, that's it!
14:56Little more!
14:57Okay, now aim upwards, and just a titch-
14:59Huh?
15:07I think you missed.
15:11Tootie and her friend.
15:20Are blissfully unaware that I, Gruul, am a master of disguise!
15:29Ta-da!
15:32Sneak attack time!
15:39Oh, yeah! Never gets old!
15:41Hey, Jet!
15:43Oh, hi!
15:45You, too?
15:46Sunshine wants to show you what a great smashing stick he is.
15:49Here!
15:50Oh, uh, thanks, but I'm good, Tootie.
15:53And, sorry, Sunshine.
15:54I'm sure you're awesome, but I'm good to go!
15:58Wow! You might regret saying that after you see Sunshine level up!
16:03Mmm!
16:05Ah!
16:07Pretty cool, huh?
16:10You wanna try now?
16:12I mean, honestly, yeah!
16:13How could I say no to that hair-do?
16:15Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
16:18Huh?
16:19Good weight, I guess.
16:20Whoop-pah!
16:22Huh?
16:24Oh, that is weird.
16:25Ugh!
16:26Don't worry, Sunshine.
16:27It's not your fault.
16:28Go again!
16:30Ooh!
16:31Bash this funky one, Jet!
16:33Ha, ha, ha!
16:35Hey!
16:36Good find!
16:37Oh no!
16:39Huh, didn't smash. Let me try mine.
16:48This is a tough one to smash.
16:51Makes a weird noise, too. I'll just hit it harder.
16:54Woohoo!
17:06Hmm, needs more sprinkles.
17:09Need a hand? Stirring?
17:11A certain someone would like to help.
17:13Uh, I'm good.
17:15But...
17:16Superstar stir shape! Engage!
17:19What a glow up, am I right?
17:24Yeah. Say, uh...
17:26I'm gonna go gather more fruities so I can, uh...
17:30Not be here in this moment.
17:32I'll join ya.
17:33You, stay nice and comfy in here, sunshine!
17:37Perfect. He's finally alone.
17:41Bash Bros, lower me!
17:44Get closer now.
17:47Oh, no. They're coming! Hurry, you fools! Faster!
17:51Faster!
18:00Oh, no! Sunshine! They're spilled.
18:06That's okay, Barry.
18:07Sunshine will mop up the soup
18:09with his super soup wig-top power mouth. Engage!
18:13Please don't!
18:17Stay on it!
18:18Yeah!
18:19This is a dream!
18:21All five members of the Smash Team
18:23chasing the rainbow whale together!
18:26Wait, five of us?
18:29Oh, right.
18:31Okay, listen up.
18:33I know this hasn't gone quite as planned.
18:37But I have got a genius play up my sleeve.
18:41Look here.
18:42Yeah, you follow?
18:43Huh?
18:45No.
18:48Yeah, me neither.
18:50The pod came this way!
18:51Oi!
18:53What gives?
18:56Hey, Tootie Smell!
18:57Give me my stick!
18:58Gruul?
19:00I knew something was off about, Sunshine!
19:03Tootie Belle, I hate to say it, but you should give Gruul his stick back!
19:07No way!
19:08Sunshine is my BFF!
19:11Gruul, if you think you're getting him back, you are toast to Lulu!
19:15No way!
19:16The stock is mine!
19:18Basic Gruul, he's too leveled up for you!
19:21And look at how beautiful he is and how much he loves me!
19:25Love!
19:26Oh!
19:27Please!
19:28If anything, he has leveled down!
19:31Why don't you let the stick decide?
19:33Ooh!
19:34I love that idea!
19:35Perfect!
19:36Yes!
19:37Stock will pick me for sure!
19:39You see, we have been best pals since he was in diapers!
19:44There's nothing weird about that!
19:46Let's see what he decides!
19:55Boy!
19:56Come here, Sunshine!
19:57Hey, buddy!
19:58Here, Stocky Stocky!
20:00How about a little jammy gin?
20:02Remember?
20:03Our favorite song?
20:04Da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da!
20:12Ow!
20:19I'm sorry!
20:20I dropped you off that cliff!
20:22Say you'll be mine!
20:24And make me the happiest bash-ling in the pinata-verse!
20:29Sunshine!
20:30I knew it!
20:31Come here, you!
20:32Woo-hoo!
20:33Yeah!
20:34Well, I see your mind is made up!
20:50Farewell, old friend!
20:53Wish I had some good times!
20:55Didn't we?
20:56Wait!
20:57I saw your cutscene!
21:11We all did!
21:12Sunshine and I had a quick chat!
21:15And we think he's better off with you!
21:17with you. Really? Oh, Starkie! Starkie, Starkie, Starkie! Oh, I'll never let go of you again unless it's to throw you at my enemies. Speaking of which, you will rue the day you cross
21:37gruel and is a mighty Stark! Oh, yes, you will pay! You'll all pay!
21:55Hey, you did the right thing. I'll never vibe with the best you like that again!
22:03OMG! That's the cutest leaf ever! I'm gonna call you Leafy!
22:07Yeah, you'll be fine.
22:32He got a smash ring!
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