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America's Funniest Home Videos S36E01 (2025)
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00:00Tonight on AFV's season premiere.
00:15Three, two, one, go!
00:18Show me your butt. What are you doing?
00:21Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:31And now, here he is, the host of our show,
00:34Alfonso Ribeiro!
00:38Hello, and welcome to a brand new season of AFV.
00:52This year, we're doing things a bit differently.
00:55We're gonna show funny videos and give cash prizes
00:57to the three clips chosen as the funniest.
01:00Hmm. You know, come to think of it,
01:02that's exactly how we've been doing it since 1989,
01:05but hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
01:08Ah, he's bringing his valentine a balloon and some chocolates.
01:11But the gift she'll really treasure is the porch cam video.
01:23Just because it's called a doggy door
01:25doesn't mean other animals won't use it to let themselves in.
01:28You're about to see why they're running away.
01:31Jacob Parker, the next Jake Elliott.
01:50The first Jake Elliott might not hit every extra point,
01:53but he's never done this.
01:56Ow!
01:57I didn't think he's doing it!
02:02Oh, my God!
02:03You're sucking!
02:05So much for cupcakes being easier than a regular cake.
02:10Well, at least there are still plenty of cupcakes to go around.
02:14Oh, my God!
02:15Oh, my God!
02:16Oh, my God!
02:17Oh, my God!
02:18Oh, my God!
02:23Oh, my God!
02:24Ah, the tiny hands prank.
02:25Almost always followed by the tiny tip prank.
02:29What the heck?
02:38Runaway toy baby stroller.
02:40That, do you think.
02:41Oh!
02:52Filed this under, Dad knew better, but did it anyway.
02:55Why does he like you?
02:57I don't think he thinks I have my fingers boobs.
03:01Put your hand down.
03:02Ow!
03:03Ow!
03:04Ow!
03:05Ow!
03:06Ow!
03:07Ow!
03:08Ow!
03:09Ow!
03:10Ow!
03:15How did we go from sneeze into your elbow
03:17to sneeze directly into your husband's face?
03:21My mouth was open.
03:26Ow!
03:30I feel mild.
03:31I feel mild.
03:40As a dog owner, I find myself saying,
03:43Who's a good boy?
03:44fairly often.
03:45Yeah, but-
03:46But sometimes I slip up and use my dog boys in the human world.
03:49The other day, a server brought me a burger and I said,
03:51Who's a good server?
03:52server you're a good server it was kind of weird so i left him a nice tip oh yes i did oh yes i did
04:01release the house it's time to go to the dog park
04:08i'm not sure if he bought the convertible for the dog or the dog for the convertible
04:13but i like how it worked out
04:22that dog's got some real counterintelligence
04:31i'll bet he's better at taking them than he is at baking them
04:43can you can i help you either he's asking you to rub his backside or he's calling you a butt head
04:59you show me your butt what are you doing you weirdo
05:06if the pavement's too hot for dog paws booties are an option
05:09oh she is so mad look at her face i'm sorry a humiliating option
05:23a black nut two french dogs dogs don't know it's their birthday but they do know that hamburgers are
05:36delicious
05:42if he didn't weigh 80 pounds you could just carry him home
05:48he doesn't want to move this is so funny
05:52after a long day of working with people it's nice to come home to something you can always outsmart
05:58it's back to school season and that means two things kids are going to learn some new things and
06:16parents are going to learn what it's like to have their house actually be quiet for a few hours a day
06:22for those looking for funny school videos class is in session
06:36a different school
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14:23If you think
14:25these two are good
14:27check out their little sister
14:29Let's go
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14:47To sleep without a game of wake-up grandma
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15:22lot of people are worried about artificial intelligence taking their jobs
15:26You know who's not worried boat heads
15:28Yeah, because replacing them would mean inventing something called artificial lack of intelligence and I don't think anybody's working on that
15:37If you want to hoverboard fine, but don't drag other people down with you
15:41There you go
15:43Come back
15:45It's backwards
15:47Yeah, it's backwards
15:49That's the problem
15:51Turn it on?
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27:39it's time for a cat montage
27:41and I'm sure some of you are wondering if now that I'm a dog owner I'll suddenly start favoring dogs over cats
27:47don't be silly
27:49I've always favored dogs over cats
27:51meow
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32:33I just got that video.
32:36Do I have that right is now over, if I got that right.
32:44I'm proud to say that this next batch of clips
32:47has earned my seal of approval,
32:49which is way better than earning my walrus a shame
32:51or my penguin of criticism.
32:53Trust me on that one.
32:55Well, it is Mother's Day,
32:57and I have just received every mother's dream,
33:00a coupon book.
33:02Coupon book to my mommy.
33:04This coupon entitles mommy to unloading the dishwasher.
33:10This coupon entitles mommy to folding laundry.
33:13Oh, I'm so lucky to be able to do these chores.
33:17This coupon entitles mommy to making breakfast,
33:20and this coupon entitles mommy to pick up dog poop.
33:26She finally got that second-floor apartment
33:28she always wanted.
33:29Did you cover my shirt?
33:44It's fine.
33:45Did you cut it?
33:46No.
33:47I'm doing nothing.
33:48Someone cut it.
33:49I didn't know.
33:50I didn't know.
33:53Cool.
33:53They got him a bonking bat for his birthday.
34:02You're going to break the chair, buddy.
34:06He's too big to be a lap dog.
34:10But that doesn't stop him from trying.
34:12Jack, no!
34:21Oh, it isn't a...
34:22It's a boy!
34:24Yeah!
34:25He's pretty excited to be getting that boy
34:34that he thinks he's getting.
34:35Boy or girl, I just hope his child is better at reading than he is.
35:02Oh, I scooped it.
35:09My God.
35:15Sometimes we all need a little getaway,
35:18even if that long-awaited vacation isn't as hassle-free as we'd hope.
35:22But vacations are about more than just being accident-prone in a different time zone.
35:27They're also tonight's assignment, America.
35:29Jess, tell them more.
35:30Did you embarrass yourself taking a selfie?
35:34Did jumping on the hotel bed leave you with a bump on the head?
35:37Well, your holiday hijinks could win you some cash,
35:39maybe even $20,000 or $100,000.
35:41Just upload the video to AFB.com.
35:44For full contest rules, log on to AFB.com.
35:46AFB is the destination for funny videos from your vacation.
35:50We're sprinting to the end like a dog off its leash,
35:58but we've still got enough time to dole out kashish.
36:02Let's meet our finalists.
36:03First up, bridal showers need their desserts,
36:06but when they fall all over the porch, ouch, that hurts,
36:09is 24 Cupcake Mistakes, sent in by Andrea Heverly
36:13from Bladenboro, North Carolina.
36:19Oh, my God!
36:20We're jumping!
36:23So much for cupcakes being easier than a regular cake.
36:28Well, at least there are still plenty of cupcakes to go around.
36:31Oh, my God!
36:34Oh, my God!
36:37Joining us are Andrea, Kayla, and Colton.
36:40Now, Kayla, just for fun,
36:42how long was the drive to the bakery to pick up those cupcakes?
36:4745 minutes and then 45 minutes home.
36:51Okay.
36:51Oh, now I can see why you were so upset.
36:53So tell me, what was going through your mind
36:56the first time you dropped them
36:57or the second time you dropped them?
36:59I was very concerned that my mother
37:01would have to be baking the cupcakes for later.
37:04Okay.
37:05Well, I understand.
37:06Well, you know what?
37:06If you win tonight, it would be icing on the cake.
37:09What?
37:11Good luck, y'all.
37:13All right.
37:13Next up, if your son gets his tonsil removed,
37:16don't sulk.
37:17Play a prank convincing him that you are the Hulk.
37:20It's superhero hallucinations
37:22sent in by Liz Apalka from Austin, Texas.
37:27E-Hulk.
37:28E-Hulk.
37:29What?
37:29E-Hulk.
37:31E-Hulk.
37:33What?
37:34I don't know what, Bebi,
37:35I don't know what you're saying.
37:36E-Hulk.
37:38No, honey, it's Mommy.
37:40I told you things would be weird
37:41when you came out of anesthesia.
37:42Joining us are Liz, Doug, Beau, Luke, and Will.
37:52Liz, this was a great prank.
37:54How did you come up with that idea?
37:57Well, we're a pretty playful jokester family,
38:00and I live to mess with my children and my husband.
38:04So I think the night before his surgery,
38:07even though it was routine tonsillectomy,
38:09I was a little nervous.
38:11My baby's going under.
38:12So I channeled my nervousness and anxiety into humor,
38:17and I grabbed something on my way to the hospital.
38:20Well, we love that humor.
38:21Now, Beau, I hear that wasn't the only prank
38:24your mom played on you that day.
38:26What did she tell you you had to wear after surgery?
38:30She said that I had to wear, like, a cone,
38:32like my dog did, like, around my neck.
38:34I like this family.
38:36You know what?
38:37When she brought you into this world,
38:38I guess she can prank you all she wants.
38:41Good luck, y'all.
38:43All right.
38:45And finally, when he thought it was a boy,
38:48Dad was over the moon,
38:49but he read the card wrong and celebrated too soon.
38:52It's Father-to-be Can't See,
38:54sent in by Jake Cherivelli
38:56from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.
39:00It's a boy!
39:03Yeah!
39:05How do you even take it out?
39:09How do you...
39:10Oh, no, it's a big girl!
39:11It's a girl, it's a girl.
39:13Wait, what?
39:15I just saw that.
39:17Boy or girl,
39:18I just hope his child is better at reading than he is.
39:23Joining us are Jake and Andrea.
39:25Now, Jake, all you had to do was read the card.
39:28How did you mess that up?
39:30I opened the card, and I saw the word male,
39:33and I kind of blacked out at that point.
39:35Well, Andrea, what went through your mind
39:38when he said,
39:39Oops, it says female.
39:40I was shocked, and then I took a nap
39:44because I was a little overwhelmed
39:46out of everything that happened.
39:48Well, you have a healthy baby girl,
39:50and now you have a healthy chance of winning.
39:53Good luck.
39:55All right, all right, all right.
39:56We're gonna find out who takes home the cash
39:57in just a minute,
39:58but first, let's take a look at some of the clips
40:00that didn't make our top three
40:01in tonight's honorable mention.
40:33Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's cries.
40:41There's $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second,
40:44and $4,000 for third.
40:45Here we go.
40:46Our third place $4,000 winner is
40:4924 Cupcake Mistakes,
40:52sent in by Andrea Heverly
40:53from Bladenboro, North Carolina.
40:58And the winner of the $20,000
41:01on tonight's Funniest Home Video is...
41:05Father-to-be Can't See,
41:07sent in by Jake Terabelli
41:08from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.
41:10We've got Jake and Andrea.
41:13All right, congratulations.
41:16Yes, your failure to read correctly
41:18just won you a lot of money.
41:21Now, guys, how do you think
41:23Vienna is gonna react
41:25when she watches this someday?
41:27We said we can't wait to show this to her
41:29at her wedding one day.
41:31Oh, that'd be great.
41:32Now, Andrea, when you guys get the checks,
41:35just make sure Jake knows
41:36that it says $20,000
41:38and not $200, okay?
41:41I won't be allowed to open the check.
41:43Fire.
41:43That's perfect.
41:46Well, congratulations.
41:47You got $20,000
41:48and a shot at $100,000.
41:51Congratulations.
41:56Well, that's our show.
41:57We're out of time.
41:58I'll tell you this.
41:59I won't end on a rhyme.
42:01Shoot.
42:01Give me this.
42:02Well, we'll see you next time.
42:03But don't forget,
42:04if you upload a video
42:04and it airs on the show,
42:05we'll send you an AFP t-shirt.
42:07So goodnight, everybody,
42:08and remember,
42:09send your video to me.
42:10You might win 20 Gs.
42:11Goodnight, y'all.
42:43Take it out.
43:04Oh, no, it's a big deal.
43:05Oh, no.
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