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00:00Satsang with Mooji
00:30Satsang with Mooji
01:00Are you okay?
01:02Yeah, fine
01:03It's just I've not had a word out of you this morning
01:05I'm fine
01:05Alright
01:07Well, let's hope you're in a better mood tonight, eh?
01:11Theo, wait
01:12Ugh, flippin' heck.
01:24Oi!
01:25Got a bone to pick with you.
01:27Last night, Christina.
01:31You're very rude to her.
01:32Sorry.
01:32You don't sound it.
01:34Forget it, George, all right?
01:35I've got bigger fish to fry.
01:37Why?
01:38What's the matter?
01:40I've been thinking.
01:42I need to get my house in order.
01:44Day in, day out, we stare death in the face,
01:46but it's dawned on me I haven't even planned my own funeral yet.
01:51Yeah, I think you've got a bit more time yet, mate.
01:53That's the thing, though, George.
01:54None of us know.
01:56The Grim Reaper could be lurking around the corner now,
01:59just sizing me up, pointing at me with his bony finger.
02:03When the time comes, you'll give me a good send-off, won't you?
02:07Push up and relax.
02:15Push up and...
02:16Oh, dear, then.
02:17Hey!
02:18You could have crushed me toes.
02:20Oh, come on, they weigh half a kilogram.
02:21They couldn't even crush a cornflake.
02:22Don't be getting a cob on with me.
02:24I'm just following instructions from the physio.
02:30I'm just going to nip out for a bit.
02:33Good, I could do with some fresh air.
02:35I'm going on my own.
02:36I need to have a break from you.
02:38Oh, well, that's nice.
02:39I'll bring you something tasty back for your lunch.
02:41The pie might perk you up.
02:43A bit weird, innit?
02:51The man of your age is talking about his own funeral.
02:54Unless there's something I don't know.
02:56Ain't nothing about me, all right?
02:57What about this thing with Christina?
02:59What about her?
03:00Well, you've got to ask yourself what it is
03:02that you like about domineering women.
03:06No, I don't.
03:08You've been making me out to be some sort of perv.
03:10Jenny, Christina, my mother.
03:12None of them could exactly be accused
03:13of being backward at coming forward.
03:16Maybe I'm just happy in me own masculinity.
03:18Oh, you're a massive pushover.
03:20Hey, look, there's something you don't understand.
03:23Christina, she can be quite sweet.
03:26Beneath that, well, sometimes brash exterior,
03:30beats a heart of pure gold.
03:32Hang on a minute.
03:33What is all this?
03:34You're going to have me out of a job.
03:35Three big dollops of pigeon poo.
03:37I can't concentrate with filth all over me windows.
03:40Just to let you know,
03:41the new bonbons have arrived.
03:44I've been so too.
03:45Last batter of disgrace.
03:46Hard as bullets they were.
03:47They had my villain out.
03:49Tell you what,
03:50a couple of free bags.
03:52I'll call it quits.
04:00You see?
04:01Domineering.
04:03By the way, I'm taking some time off this afternoon.
04:05Hey, it's a bit last minute.
04:07It's them, yeah?
04:10Only 72 more sleeps on a big day.
04:17Oh, I can't even bring myself to think about Christmas.
04:20Honestly, I'm that knacker-kirk I could sleep on a washing line.
04:23Is that not your prezzy list?
04:24No, is it?
04:25Heck, no.
04:26It's just the stuff we've got to do this week.
04:28It's all.
04:29Here, is it?
04:30It's all.
04:31Cheers, guys.
04:32Oh.
04:32Oh, Mrs Connor asked me to check on the uslip thong order.
04:35How are you getting on?
04:36Yeah, yeah, nearly done.
04:37It'll be done in an hour.
04:38I've got a thong.
04:38Custom made it is.
04:40Me and Craig used to buy Daft little presents for each other.
04:43Stick them under the tree.
04:44Oh, bless.
04:45It's got tiny little pictures of Craig's face and my face all over it.
04:49I'll dig it out this December.
04:51Wear it in his honour.
04:51I'm sure he'd be very honoured.
04:56By the way, I am going home after dinner.
04:58Mrs Connor said I can have the rest of the week off.
05:01You're lucky, ma.
05:02You try spending a couple of hours with my Tyrone.
05:04He never stops moaning.
05:06He could come over, if you like, keep him company.
05:09No.
05:09No, you're all right.
05:11Cassie's sharing the load.
05:12You could teach him some top tips, like how to do a wheelie.
05:19Hey, I've been reading about essential oils.
05:22You put a couple of drops in some water and it creates a feeling of calm.
05:27Oh, right.
05:29Hey, what do you think?
05:32No.
05:33Lavender and neroli.
05:34That's horrible.
05:35Smells like an old lady's knicker drawer.
05:37I hope you're not referring to me, because mine is the only knicker drawer that you're familiar with
05:42and I'm still in my prime.
05:44No, I thought it might benefit the kids, you know, make Brodie and Shanice a little bit more zen.
05:48Well, it's worth a trying to.
05:50Right, I'm going to get going.
05:52Have you, um, have you had any more time to think about what we were discussing yesterday about Tricia?
05:59Yeah, yeah, forget about that.
06:00It's all done and dusted.
06:02Well, is it, though?
06:03Because a trauma like that can cut very deep.
06:05You can't just shrug it off like an old garden.
06:07Yeah, I've told her to leave me alone.
06:09So you accept what she did was wrong?
06:11Yeah, a load of fuss about nothing, okay?
06:13It's you and Brian trying to rewrite history and I won't let you.
06:15She was a grown woman, Tim.
06:17You were a child.
06:18Yeah, it's done, finished, gone.
06:19All right?
06:20I've told her to leave me alone so I can get you off me back.
06:22Because when you start interfering with me life, you're like as irritating as a plague of wasps.
06:26Oh, yes.
06:57Yeah, well, that's the perfect way to commemorate my dad's anniversary, isn't it?
07:01I think we've got Auntie Roisin's blooming funeral out of the way, that is.
07:06So tomorrow are you setting up nice and early, then?
07:09Yeah.
07:09Yeah.
07:14Although, I have been having second thoughts about leaving you on your own with, you know, Becky.
07:21I won't be on my own, will I?
07:25Bessie'll be here.
07:26Mm, she'll love that.
07:28The two mums together with me out of the way, I'll be like old times' sake, won't it?
07:33Bessie's not daft.
07:34She understands that things have changed.
07:36We've all moved on.
07:37Honestly, Carly, you've got nothing to worry about.
07:42Anyone would think you don't trust me.
07:43The thing about Brian is he can be very pompous.
07:54He reminds me a lot of a boss I used to have back in the day.
07:57Ooh, he was a chain smoker.
07:59Little grey flecks he used to have all over his suit.
08:01He could never be quite sure if it was ash or dandruff.
08:04I bet his lungs are in a bucket somewhere now.
08:07Very nice.
08:10Are you listening to me?
08:15I think something's wrong with Todd.
08:17He was talking about his own funeral this morning.
08:19What, just out of the blue?
08:21Yeah.
08:22Asked me to give him a good send-off.
08:25Oh, dear.
08:27Ooh, I like the sound of that.
08:30Can you, um...
08:32Can you get into his emails?
08:35What?
08:36Well, yeah, but...
08:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, but nothing.
08:40Come on, if it's something serious, you need to know about it.
08:44George, his mother is not here.
08:45You're the nearest thing he's got to a parent.
08:47Come on.
08:57Feels wrong, does this.
08:58I usually respect people's privacy.
09:02Good Lord.
09:07Weatherfield Hospital.
09:08Confirming an appointment for today.
09:11Well, he's there now.
09:15Getting results for tests.
09:17Oh, dear.
09:19Look, if this is something serious, he's going to need somebody with him, you know.
09:23Yeah, but I don't know for sure that he's there on his own, do I?
09:25I can't just turn up.
09:26Yeah, well, all right.
09:27Well, just sort of go and keep your distance and, I don't know, scope out the situation, love.
09:32You're like a father to the lad.
09:34Come on.
09:34They need your support.
09:41Kevin!
09:43You've left the chair now.
09:45You don't say!
09:46Can you take it off, please?
09:50Do one!
09:51No!
09:53I'm going nowhere.
09:55Open this door now.
09:58I'll kick it down.
10:00I'd like to see you try.
10:15Oh, Kevin.
10:16I hate seeing you like this.
10:19You can't keep shutting yourself away, please.
10:22Can I come in?
10:25Please.
10:25Please.
10:30I can't put me, you know, in an impossible position.
10:45I couldn't do right for doing wrong.
10:47You stood there and watched them.
10:48Make an almighty fool of me.
10:50I didn't know what to do!
10:52You took his side, not mine.
10:53There's no coming back from that.
10:57Don't cut your nose off to spite your face, Kev.
11:00I'm here, yeah?
11:01You're going to need my support.
11:03Get out before I chuck you out.
11:25What have you got there?
11:28Tyrone written you a soppy love letter.
11:29Oh, no, no.
11:31It's just a list of things I've got to do this week.
11:33Honestly, it's never-ending.
11:34I bet he's running you ragged.
11:36No, no.
11:37He's quite good, actually.
11:39I mean, usually he's great.
11:40He'd make tea, stick a wash on,
11:43even sometimes put the bins out without being asked.
11:45Have you heard yourself?
11:47I bet you're doing ten times the amount he is.
11:49Well, maybe.
11:50But us women, we're better at multitasking, aren't we?
11:53It's just genetics.
11:54Oh, my God.
11:56He's brainwashed you.
11:59Oi!
12:01Pick that up, you little bug.
12:02It's one piece of paper, Tim.
12:04What harm can it do?
12:05You might endanger the local wildlife.
12:07How?
12:08I don't know.
12:08Badger might eat it at some...
12:10Get a poorly tummy.
12:12Don't be such a sap, Fizz.
12:14Live a little.
12:16You're a long time dead.
12:17Tim!
12:24Erm, could you take me into town?
12:27Yeah.
12:28You've not been in Thai, are you?
12:29No, no, but you'll be sparked out,
12:31so I might as well grab a couple of hours while I can.
12:33Yeah, get in.
12:34Thanks.
12:43Honestly,
12:44I glance up from caravanning today
12:46and there you are.
12:48Lurking.
12:51I didn't want you to be here on your own.
12:58Theo not around.
13:00I didn't know I'm here.
13:06I don't know why you'd want to keep something like this secret anyway.
13:10Problem shared and all that.
13:12Well, I'm hoping it's not an actual problem.
13:16What's your symptoms, then?
13:22I found blood
13:23in my poo.
13:26Piles.
13:27My dad was a martyr to him.
13:30I'm knackered.
13:32All the time.
13:33And
13:33not really shaky yesterday.
13:38Could have been the shock of all this.
13:39Or else low blood sugars.
13:44We should keep some emergency donuts in the office.
13:46What are your diagnosis, doctor?
13:48I don't know.
13:48I'm always telling you to keep your hands off the client's biscuit tin.
13:52But I'd make allowances
13:53if you were having a sugar crash.
13:55Whatever happens.
14:06I want you to know you're not on your own.
14:08Sounds a bit of fine thing.
14:13I do love your topicals.
14:15Behave yourself.
14:15I mean
14:20Menly men
14:22They don't tell each other, do they?
14:27But it's true.
14:30I love you.
14:33Keep your eyes down.
14:35People think we're a couple.
14:40Todd Grimshaw?
14:41Go on then, mate.
15:01Stick your hand in your pocket.
15:02Oh, all right, guys.
15:03Listen, what are you having, Pete?
15:04Bottom of the law, get on.
15:05Yeah, I'll have some.
15:06Champion.
15:11Hiya.
15:17How you doing?
15:18Yeah, good.
15:19Good.
15:20Yeah, do you know what?
15:20I'm glad I bumped into you two.
15:23All right.
15:24Yeah, it's just...
15:25Look, I know you've known Todd a long time,
15:27so please don't say anything, but...
15:28I'm really worried about him.
15:31Come on.
15:32What's happening?
15:34That's the thing.
15:34I don't know.
15:34He just seems a bit...
15:36He just seems a bit off.
15:39Well...
15:40I can't say I've noticed anything out of the ordinary.
15:43He can be moody, can't he?
15:45Like, proper Mardi Bon when he wants to be.
15:48Oh, yeah.
15:49I don't know.
15:49It's probably me just overthinking.
15:51It's just...
15:52I don't know.
15:53It just sort of feels like...
15:54It feels like there's something he's not telling me.
15:57Oi, gas bag.
15:57Where's the ale?
15:59Come on, we're dying of thirst over here.
16:01What are these guys?
16:02I've had a room.
16:02I don't believe this.
16:18You can't just flop around the place
16:19treating it like some sort of doss house.
16:21Steve's invited me, so...
16:23Where is he?
16:24I sent him out to get some snacks.
16:27I'm starving.
16:28Honestly, you give that man a dog's life.
16:30Yeah.
16:30You'd know all about that, wouldn't you?
16:32Right?
16:33You could give me a masterclass.
16:35Anyway, I don't mean to be a buzzkill,
16:37but I've got to do the hoovering.
16:39No worries.
16:40Not really.
16:41I quite fancy joining one of those volunteer programmes.
16:50Oh, well, my church is always looking.
16:52In fact, we got a jumbo sale just next week.
16:54Er, I meant something a bit more exotic.
16:57You know, animal conservation in the Amazon jungle.
17:00Sure you wouldn't rather man the brick-a-brack stall
17:02at the church hall?
17:03Funny.
17:04Hmm?
17:04No, there's this, um, study on poisoned dart frogs.
17:08Might be really interesting.
17:09What?
17:14I thought you were in a jungle.
17:15I mean, you'd scream the flat down if you see a spider.
17:18There won't be any spiders in the church hall.
17:20Mrs Brathwaite is relentless with her mini-racuse.
17:26Todd?
17:30You're breaking up.
17:31I can't hear you.
17:32What have they said?
17:34Hello?
17:37Something wrong?
17:38Yeah, it was a really bad line.
17:40We got cut off.
17:42Well, if it's anything important, they'll call you back.
17:44Yeah.
17:45John, I'm just going to go and see if there's a bit of reception outside.
17:48Could be urgent now.
17:53Summer, sorry, is everything OK?
17:55I just thought I heard Todd's name.
17:56Oh, who knows?
17:57No-one tells me anything.
17:58Oh, yeah.
17:59It's like that, is it?
18:00Well, you know Billy and Todd.
18:01They're cause thieves.
18:03Hmm.
18:04Yeah.
18:04Er, all right.
18:05I'll see you in a bit.
18:05Look at you two, eh?
18:09Drinking like a couple of nanas.
18:11Ah, fighting talk from the big man.
18:13Yeah, that's all right.
18:13Well, let's take some shots, see what you're made of.
18:15Yeah, I'm in.
18:16All right, I'm in.
18:16Yeah, all right.
18:17Last man standing, cockers, eh?
18:18Let's do it.
18:18All right, these past few weeks have been a total mare, haven't they?
18:31You'll get no argument for me on that, Scott.
18:35But you've been brilliant, you know.
18:37So supportive.
18:38And now I'm bailing on you.
18:42Yeah, to go to your auntie's funeral.
18:43Well, it'll be good for you to get away for a while, spend some time with family.
18:50I want you to enjoy yourself, have a decent break.
18:54And as far as me and Becky are concerned, I promise you have absolutely nothing to worry about.
19:00My heart's with you, my future's with you.
19:01And I'm not going to let anything come between us.
19:08Me.
19:10I'm good.
19:20Sorry, I've been a while.
19:21Mum, help me.
19:22What's happened?
19:23I'm in agony.
19:25I'll call an ambulance.
19:26No.
19:27No, I'm not going back to the hospital.
19:28Just get me back in the chair.
19:30Come on, you love.
19:32I feel like I'm walking on sunshine.
19:34You haven't burst into song, are you?
19:36Am I?
19:37I was so relieved here.
19:39It was good news.
19:41You've been worried on the phone, eh?
19:43I'm a massive pollard.
19:44Oi!
19:45Thank you, George.
19:46Tell the whole world.
19:48You're really stupid now.
19:49Totally overreacted.
19:50No.
19:50No, but you were anxious.
19:52It was understandable.
19:53Come on, Billy, take him out.
19:55You're still stressed up to the eyeballs, aren't you?
19:57Yeah, come on, Billy, take me out.
19:58I'll celebrate dodging the coffin.
20:00I would love to, but I've told Summer I'm waiting for a parcel.
20:04She's got to rush off and see a maid.
20:06You can come back with me, you know.
20:08We can crack open a bottle.
20:10Come on, then.
20:10Twisted my arm.
20:11Come on.
20:12See you, George.
20:13I've got a lovely bottle of red that you can try.
20:20Well, he's careful.
20:21You need to get ready for this, isn't he?
20:22Well, he said he'd be here, so...
20:24It's gratifying.
20:25You've offered him an olive branch.
20:27We've got to be growing up about it, haven't we?
20:29I do what's best for Alfie.
20:30You do bear in mind that I and Nina are here.
20:35She's a good one.
20:36Cheers, Roy.
20:37I appreciate that.
20:38How you doing, Kev?
20:44Alfie's stuff's in his bag.
20:46I'll, er, pick him up after tea, if that's all right.
20:48Fine.
20:49Thanks for looking after him.
20:51He's my kid.
20:52I don't need thanking.
20:54Er, hey, how about I take Alfie for a little wander
20:58while you all sort yourselves out?
21:00Yeah.
21:01Come on, sweetheart.
21:02We'll go and get some sweeties from the cabin.
21:05I'm his dad.
21:06Nothing's going to change that.
21:08No, you're right.
21:09You didn't want him.
21:09Don't start on me.
21:10No, way too selfish for the kid.
21:13You've said as much yourself.
21:15Why are they wasting time with you two?
21:17I'll follow Sal.
21:18I'll take Alfie to the park or something.
21:20No, I don't think that's a good idea.
21:22Stop playing games!
21:24I'm not going to let a scumbag like you come between me and me boy.
21:27No, I think Carl's right.
21:28I can't let you take him while you're in this stick.
21:30I'm angry!
21:31Who wouldn't be?
21:33Give me a couple of minutes.
21:35Sort myself out.
21:36No, not today.
21:37You can see him at other time.
22:00Three shots for the three amigos, eh?
22:29I'm still allowed to drink.
22:33Yeah.
22:35In moderation.
22:37Yeah.
22:38Mm-hmm.
22:38I read somewhere that it murders the brain cells.
22:45I've got precious few of them left, so, you know.
22:49Well, we all have those days where we need a little pick-me-up.
22:53But I tend to treat myself to a grab bag of cola cubes.
22:59Whatever floats you've got, what's there?
23:01How are things, er, vis-a-vis the, er...
23:07Dementia.
23:12Dementia.
23:12I don't think it gets any worse, Brian, if, er, if you put a name to it.
23:19Dementia.
23:22No.
23:23No, I'm still the same.
23:24I do find myself forgetting words sometimes.
23:32Like, I know they're there, but I can't quite reach them.
23:37Hamster, the best of us.
23:38This morning, I couldn't remember the word for treacle.
23:41I couldn't imagine.
23:45Brian.
23:45Don't tell anyone this, but, er, I don't know if sometimes I'm losing my mind or just my confidence.
23:59Nice.
24:01Very tricky character.
24:03Confidence.
24:05Comes, it goes.
24:07No rhyme, no reason.
24:09Cheers, boys.
24:10Cheers.
24:11Cheers.
24:14Really?
24:16Aye, aye, aye, that's rough.
24:18Hey, do you know what?
24:18We should probably, er, we should probably talk numbers and get you to sign some up while you're three sheets to the week.
24:23I might have had a few too many, but my head's still screwed on.
24:27Listen, more shots.
24:28All right, all right, I'll tell you now.
24:29We can definitely work together.
24:31Let's talk numbers tomorrow.
24:33Yes.
24:33More shots.
24:34More shots.
24:35Cheers, ma'am.
24:36Cheers.
24:37Where is it?
24:39He's waiting to be checked by the doctor.
24:41What happened?
24:41You were supposed to be looking after him.
24:43He was trying to empty his catheter and...
24:44He must have stretched too far and fallen out of his wheelchair.
24:48You should have done it for him.
24:50Well, you know what he's like.
24:52Mr. Independent.
24:53So how long was he like that for, then, laying on the floor?
24:56Look, he was being really crabby and bad-tempered, because I just needed to get away.
25:01I was only going a few minutes.
25:03I just did some errands and lived to fresh girls and...
25:06You shouldn't have left him on his own.
25:08Well, where were you?
25:09I know you weren't at work, because that was the first place I called.
25:12Yeah.
25:13Carla sent me to the wholesalers.
25:16So what have they said?
25:17I mean, he must be OK.
25:19Must he?
25:20Or they would have sent him to hospital.
25:22They said he sprained his wrist.
25:24Quite badly.
25:26Yeah.
25:27That's all we need.
25:28At least he could wheel himself around a bit.
25:30Now he's...
25:31He's going to be relying on us more than ever.
25:33I'm not sure I'm in the right headspace for an interview.
25:39It's all we've all seen Kevin.
25:40He's such a state.
25:42I've always been tough on him, but he needs to get a grip.
25:46Anyway, I've best be getting off in a minute.
25:47Wish me luck.
25:48Stop stressing.
25:50You'll walk it.
25:51Right.
25:51He'll be all right with Alfie, won't you?
25:53Yeah.
25:53Yeah, of course.
25:54Is he...
25:55Is he OK?
25:57Yeah, it's fine, mate.
25:58Look, he's always got a snotty nose.
26:00Kids are filthy beasts.
26:03They're always picking up everything at his age.
26:05Think at that.
26:06Hmm.
26:07It's only a bit of snot.
26:09Wait till you see them exploding from every orifice.
26:11Oh.
26:12Don't worry.
26:13I'll get you citted out in a scene of the crime onesie
26:16and some rubber gloves.
26:16You'll be all set.
26:17Can't wait.
26:19And another thing.
26:20We'll have to start looking for a flat.
26:23I think we should stay at the hotel.
26:25I know it's not ideal, but at least it's free.
26:28You kidding?
26:29It's only a matter of time before Debbie chucks us out on our ear.
26:32She wouldn't do that to me.
26:33I'm family.
26:34Yeah, but she didn't sign up for this.
26:35Me and Alfie.
26:36I reckon our days are numbered.
26:38Anyway.
26:39You'd better get off.
26:40See you later, my darling.
26:42See you later.
26:43Say good luck.
26:45Good luck.
26:45Good luck.
26:52Come on, Alfie.
26:54Let's go and have a nice word with Uncle Roy.
26:57Yeah?
26:59Come on.
27:03Come for a nosy, have you?
27:05Get a load of me.
27:06Living my best life.
27:09Where's Jack?
27:10Sleepover.
27:11Mates.
27:12Good.
27:13Because you and me, we need a proper talk.
27:15Oh, save your breath.
27:16I don't want to hear it.
27:18Look, you've got every right to feel aggrieved,
27:21but while you're drowning in self-pity...
27:22Oh, if you're trying to cheer me up,
27:24you're doing a terrible job.
27:26Abby is making plans for the rest of her life.
27:29Plans that are going to involve Alfie.
27:31She's already threatened to move away.
27:34I'll never see him again.
27:35Every time, every time you kick off and chuck your weight about,
27:39you're just proving that you're not fit to be in that child's life.
27:42You took him home as your own, Kevin.
27:47You loved the bones of him.
27:49But unless you pull yourself together,
27:52how can I be long gone?
27:54Leaving you with nothing.
27:55I've still got Jack.
27:56Yeah, and he loves that little lad as much as you do.
28:00Why should he lose his brother?
28:04Look, I know this has hit you hard,
28:06but it's time to draw a line under it
28:09and pick yourself up
28:11and salvage something from this wreckage.
28:20There you go.
28:23What's that?
28:24Come on.
28:26I would not be seen dead in an orange caggle.
28:29Get rid of it.
28:30You're so vain.
28:31Oh, I've got standards.
28:33I'll have you know that you can manage to get
28:34a perfectly good waterproof jacket
28:36without looking like a train spotter.
28:37Sorry, Roy.
28:40I had no idea you were such a snub.
28:42Well, you won't catch me in thermals, either.
28:45Not until we're at least 85.
28:53Hiya.
28:54Is she in?
28:57No.
28:57Betsy's gone to town with Dylan.
28:59I don't know.
29:00What's this?
29:01You two doing a runner?
29:02I wish.
29:03Carla and Ryan are off to Ireland for a couple of weeks.
29:05It's family stuff.
29:08Do you remember when we went to Dublin?
29:10Roaring fires, wild coastlines.
29:12It's dead romantic.
29:13I'll tell Betsy you're cool round.
29:18Bon voyage.
29:28They're romantic.
29:29I'll tell you what, she does not miss a single opportunity to rub my face in it, does she?
29:35That one.
29:35Ooh, steady on.
29:46You just dodged a bullet health-wise.
29:48Now you're attacking your liver.
29:49I'm going to be sensible from now on.
29:51Eat healthily.
29:52Regular exercise every day.
29:54Meditation.
29:55On the hour.
29:56Every hour.
29:57Doctor gave you a personality transplant today, did he?
30:00Back in the day, I used to be more laid back about everything.
30:04That's the thing about being young.
30:06Totally clueless.
30:07Now I feel like I've seen the harsh reality of what can happen.
30:12With your Paul.
30:13Julie.
30:14I think I'd be used to the idea of death.
30:17The finality of it all.
30:18Same here.
30:20I think about the amount of funerals I've led.
30:23I still find them really difficult.
30:24You know, I miss Paul so much.
30:33To those that are grieving, you know, I say to them,
30:36well, it'll get easier over time.
30:42And that is true to some extent, but still.
30:51More wine?
30:52That is never the answer.
30:54But it is an answer.
30:56Maybe that's the best we've got.
31:03Right, it's all right, it's okay.
31:04It's all right.
31:05You were daft.
31:06Pushing yourself like that.
31:08Okay, I've learnt my lesson.
31:09Can we just move on?
31:10And you said you were only away a few minutes?
31:12Yeah, well, it might have been a little bit longer than that.
31:16How long does it take to nip to fresh go?
31:17Well, it's true what I said.
31:18I did run some errands.
31:21But?
31:22But I, um, I called him for a quick, quick cuppa with Steve as well.
31:28We all know where your priorities lie.
31:30Oh, look, it was my fault.
31:31No, it wasn't.
31:32You needed help and no one was here.
31:34She was too busy mooning over Steve McDonald.
31:37I was not mooning.
31:38It's typical.
31:39It's looking after number one.
31:40It's selfish is what it is.
31:42Yeah, well, you're just as bad.
31:43Swerving your nurse and duties working all the time.
31:46We need the money.
31:47Yeah, well, maybe.
31:48But if you spent more time here, you'd see what a state he's in.
31:52He's depressed.
31:53Do you want to stop talking about me like I'm not sat here, please?
31:56Yeah, well, I need to get away from my sanity.
32:00You spend more time with them barlows than you do here with your own family.
32:04You might as well move in with them and have done with it.
32:06Maybe I should.
32:07At least I'm welcome there.
32:08Perfect.
32:09That's sorted.
32:09You go and do that then.
32:10And don't try soft-soaping Tyrone.
32:12It won't work.
32:14I'm telling you.
32:15Pat your stuff and clear off.
32:29All right, Steve, just calm down a minute.
32:39Just listen to me.
32:41Taxi to town, please.
32:43As quick as you can.
32:44Yeah, just a second.
32:45Steve, just stick a bit of soapy water on it and give it a good rub.
32:49Yes, that'll do it.
32:51All right, bye.
32:52Oh, poor old Steve.
32:54Is he in the wats?
32:54No, he's got a bit of sticky stuff all over the seats of his cab.
32:58Oh, what sort of sticky stuff?
33:00I don't know.
33:00Orange juice, maybe.
33:01Oh, well, it's not too bad then.
33:04You wouldn't believe some of the stainage we see at the Chariot Square.
33:09Yeah.
33:10Humans can be right mucky pups, can't they?
33:12Yeah, minions.
33:14I mean, you're in demand.
33:15Your phone's not stopped.
33:16It's Sally.
33:17She keeps pecking me head.
33:18Why?
33:18What have you done now?
33:19Why is it always blokes that are in the wrong?
33:21Oh, you tell me.
33:23Well, she's not happy about something I did 30 years ago.
33:2630 years ago?
33:28She's thorough.
33:29I'll give her that.
33:30Yeah.
33:32You know, the bond that Paul and I shared, the depth of our love, I...
33:39I don't think I'm ever going to find anything like that ever again.
33:43I'm so lonely without him, God.
33:56I mean, I miss him like mad.
33:58I can't even imagine what it must be like for you.
34:04You've made it more bearable, that's for sure.
34:09Your friendship, it means the world.
34:11Same goes.
34:13Big softie.
34:16Do you know what I...
34:17I don't know what I'd have done today if the news had been bad.
34:19For the wife.
34:26Don't worry.
34:27All right, sweetie.
34:28Don't worry.
34:30Hi.
34:31How's it going?
34:32Oh, brilliant.
34:34Oh, sorry.
34:35You're on speakerphone.
34:38Nah, listen, get yourself all down.
34:40We've something to celebrate.
34:42Me and the old gazzaroo sealed the deal.
34:44I can't.
34:49I've got to stay at work.
34:52Work?
34:53No.
34:54Look, tell that old fart, George, to sod off.
34:56Sorry, no can do.
34:58See you later.
35:02Why did you lie?
35:03He's plastered.
35:04Well, you're not that far off yourself.
35:07I can't cope with him when he's like this.
35:12I just want to stay here with you.
35:14My mate.
35:21Oh, what's happened in here?
35:23Looks like there's been an explosion in a toy factory.
35:26Yeah, not easy, keeping this one entertained in just the one room.
35:30So, how did your job interview you go?
35:33Good.
35:34He made it sound like it was a done deal.
35:36He just needs to speak to his business partner.
35:38Are you just going to give me a bell tomorrow?
35:40Yes!
35:41See, I told you you're walking.
35:42Hey, we should go out and celebrate.
35:45Oh, Alfie will be needing his bath soon.
35:48But we can have a proper chat once he's asleep.
35:51Yeah, well, chat's about as far as we get with the little one in bed with us, isn't it?
35:55So, I spoke to Roy earlier.
36:00What about?
36:02About staying at his for a bit.
36:04What?
36:05Why?
36:05Because you were right about moving out of here.
36:08Well, I just think it's best that we jump before we push.
36:12Yeah, exactly.
36:12So, you and Alfie can stay at Roy's.
36:14I can stop here so I can support Debbie.
36:16No, no way.
36:17No, we've waited ages to be together.
36:19Yeah, I'm just trying to take the long view here.
36:21We should let the dust settle before we shack up.
36:23We have left a trail of destruction behind us.
36:26We need to show people that we're a united front.
36:28The real deal.
36:30Since when did you care what people think?
36:34Erm, are you, I mean, are you having second thoughts about us?
36:40Are you joking?
36:43Abby, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
36:45Yeah, but what about Alfie?
36:46Because, you know what, Kevin, he said some pretty ash things before.
36:49Oh, don't let him get into your head.
36:51I knew exactly what I was signing up for.
36:53And it's Alfie I'm thinking of.
36:55It's all good living in a hotel room.
36:56He needs space to play.
36:57And we're not going to be apart for long.
37:01I just think that if we're staying here,
37:03we should start building bridges.
37:08Oh, you're a braver man than me.
37:11My flat is my sanctuary.
37:13Well, I can still take myself off to my room.
37:17Close the door.
37:19Saw that little Alfie flying around the red rack.
37:21He's like a whirling dervish.
37:23I'm sure they won't be staying for long.
37:25Be grateful for small mercies.
37:28Thanks for the stew.
37:29You're very welcome.
37:30You can't beat a dumpling in the winter.
37:32Big balls of doughy loveliness.
37:37See you anon.
37:39Hi.
37:41I'm allowed in here, am I?
37:43You're not a bard, me?
37:44Of course not.
37:45Okay.
37:46That's good.
37:46It's just because I've not stepped inside the Batcave since we had words.
37:51I just think we should put it all behind us.
37:53Oh, I'm so glad you said that, because I need a favour.
37:56Listen, I'm going to Ireland for a couple of weeks, all right?
37:59And I really need you to keep your eye on Lisa and Becky.
38:02Well, what do you want me to do exactly?
38:05Just, you know, call around, say hi, see how it's doing and all that, you know, just
38:11be subtle about it.
38:12Subtle.
38:15Oh, yeah.
38:15Kind of just go in, see how they're doing.
38:18How you doing?
38:19I need to be casual.
38:21Casual.
38:22Oh, I'm talking about you.
38:23You've never been casual in your life.
38:24When you say casual, do you mean that I should hide my real motives to lie?
38:31Oh.
38:32Because Lisa has the gimlet eye of an experienced police officer.
38:37It's not easy to pull the wool.
38:38Gimlet eye?
38:40Roy, it's not Mission Impossible.
38:42Just do what you can.
38:52Woo!
38:54Don't worry, I will suck it out of the rug.
39:15Oh, that was nice.
39:17Hey, why have you got clear balls?
39:21This is a hammer.
39:22Hiya.
39:31Oh, great.
39:32Twice in one day, you're spoiling me.
39:35Look at you.
39:36You can't just wander in here whenever you feel like it.
39:38Oh, I can.
39:40Steve said I can save for a few nights.
39:41No way.
39:43It's not his house.
39:44Well, apparently, it's cool with Ken, so...
39:47The Dobbs finally seen sense, have they?
39:50Chucked you out on your ear?
39:52Their loss is your gain.
39:54Congratulations, roomie.
39:55Gee, I always feel so much better when everything's just, you know, spick and sand.
40:04Well, who doesn't?
40:06Cleanliness is next to godliness, as my godmother used to say.
40:10Mind you.
40:11Oh, she, no.
40:11She's a heathen and a slatter.
40:13Oh, for goodness sake.
40:17Who's this now?
40:19Another wink apiece.
40:20It's all right.
40:20I'll get it.
40:23All right, deal.
40:25Hello, Georgie boy.
40:26How you doing?
40:26Coming, son.
40:27Thanks.
40:28Hiya, love.
40:29Hiya.
40:29Hiya, love.
40:31Chicken karahi.
40:32Am I right?
40:33Oh, that's impressive.
40:35That's some noise you've got on you there, George.
40:37Believe me, at times, it's a curse.
40:39I don't suppose Toddy's in the back, is he?
40:41Would you mind getting him for me?
40:42He's long gone, love.
40:43Yeah, come back to Billy's to celebrate.
40:46All right, er, I'm sorry to, er, celebrate what?
40:53I'm sure he'll tell you when he sees you.
40:56Why don't you go over?
40:57I'm sure they're still, that it.
41:06You are completely bloody.
41:08I know.
41:09When did he become such a lightweight?
41:10Well, I haven't eaten, have I?
41:12I've chosen something about shoving some steak down me, but, oh.
41:16It's probably a bit late for that now.
41:17You know, we should get you home, let's be able to put your bed in.
41:21I don't know if we're going to get you down stairs in one piece.
41:29You should never go rid of that stair lift.
41:31Oh, emergency crisp.
41:35Good day?
41:36Not really.
41:37I've got Brian in me here and you at home.
41:39You two are like some sort of demented tag team.
41:41Yeah, I was just worried about you.
41:43Mum, how many times do I have to tell you, Sally, do I look like I'm somebody who's psychologically scarred?
41:47Well, things like this can run deep.
41:50As far as I was concerned, right, Trisha was the fittest girl on the estate.
41:53Woman.
41:53The fittest girl on the estate and she chose me.
41:55Tim, the age gap.
41:56She didn't groom me, she didn't hassle me.
41:58It's all in your head.
41:59You've got to stop interfering with my life and creating issues where there ain't none.
42:02Look, I'm not going to stand by if someone hurts you and just...
42:06I'm not hurting, Sally.
42:07I'm not hurting.
42:09Right, OK, you like to be in control, don't you?
42:11You like to run the house, you like to organise our lives,
42:13and for the most part, I'm all right with that and do as I'm told,
42:15but now you're trying to control me past.
42:18You know, what happened is in the past, it's history.
42:20None of your business.
42:21But she was...
42:22I won't keep saying it, Sally.
42:23You've got to stop doing this, because if you don't,
42:25we're going to have a right falling out.
42:26I can't walk.
42:51You're going to have to give me a piggyback.
42:53There's no way I am spending 10 hours in Amy with slip dish.
42:56Are you trying to say I'm lying?
42:59You know, Theo will be wondering where you are.
43:03Yeah, well, he'll do his not.
43:06He hates me when I'm tired and emotional.
43:09As long as there's a skunk you mean.
43:12He will take a very dim view.
43:13Believe me, it will not end well.
43:16Shall I give him a call and just get him to come pick you up?
43:21Do you know what? No.
43:23Take me back upstairs.
43:24Come on, please.
43:27I'll keep on your sofa, I'll sleep it off,
43:29and you can tuck me in all cosy.
43:32Oh, hey.
43:41All right.
43:43Gary said there was a cab office near here.
43:45Yeah, no, you're right.
43:45It's just down there.
43:47You heading home?
43:48Nah, off down Canal Street.
43:49All right, lucky you.
43:51I could do with letting off a bit of steam myself.
43:54Come with if you fancy it.
43:56Yeah?
43:57Why not?
43:59I've not got nothing to stick around here for.
44:00No.
44:00No.
44:01No.
44:02No.
44:02No.
44:05No.
44:06No.
44:08No.
44:09No.
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