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00:00so bro what went down with the wife uh what do you mean you've been pulling evasive maneuvers
00:10to this very spot left and right i figured you were evading the old ball and chain no we're just
00:15fine i mean akadi's certainly acting like we are hey i know how to take out this mofo sweeping
00:24cleaver spell sleeping cleavage no it's sweeping cleaver sweeping cleaver you perv
00:32oops i might have bit off more than a small jiori can chew headed to the pickup site well that's a
00:39ton of junk we'll help ayo oh my gosh you guys saved me thank you both so much no sweat girl
00:46muscle mommy saw she's got this unlock hey you're helping too skank but for real i can't believe
00:51somebody would dump all this crap on one person well i wasn't super busy so i might have kind of
00:56volunteered these guys finish last homie yo slouchy come here she means you she means you otakus go
01:06first you're both slouchy lost on your way to notre dame there's a damsel in distress so come to the
01:11rescue nerds oh shiori this is just great could two hunchbacks really be of service to you fine
01:21females doll of course you can we're relying on you man i found my purpose take it out the trash
01:29i devote my life to trash i seriously worry for his future what's that kick your ass into freaking
01:35gear mr akadi right okay gang how should we split up the two of us can get three bags i'll get one
01:42and glasses mickey will get too right dope i should be able to handle the two over there
01:47that just leaves the big one for slouchy and sakura zaka to grab
01:50what's up got the runs you locked and loaded or have you blasted your bridges
02:05heart not colon huh totes might be who would want to pair up with a dude for nasty trash duty
02:10you can be with me sis huh okay thanks a bunch
02:16damn this new flavor is like totally bomb hell yeah yum to the max huh 10 out of 10 baby
02:31uh hey so huh huh my question is a longie so you can fire first not to be a major downer but
02:40mine isn't like light convo you feel me so that my boobs my question's way heavier as if i'm serious
02:45for real rock paper scissors it rock paper scissors shoot so well uh set shoot straight you've got
02:58that tells what's going on with yakuin you avoid talking about him like the plague but not because
03:04you hate him you feel some way about him yeah for real well i i mean worse than i thought she's not
03:12even denying it anymore come on girl besties yeah talk to us it hurts to see you on the struggle bus
03:18like this let's address the mina message first just seeing his name on the class roster used to make
03:24you totally flip used to but now he's hitting it off with sakura zaka like i'm not trying to get in
03:32the way of all that in the way of what please everybody's just trying to look good for the
03:35practical what has also please don't think we're trying to steer you away from virgie virgie you got
03:42me we just don't want you to get swept up in the mood of this practical jazz yeah like who knows
03:47yakuin might have acted the same way regardless of who he was paired up with give it some thought
03:52before you dive in he'd act the same regardless you're right
03:57there are literally zero reasons to be sad yeah tension and virgie are far from the only fish in the
04:06sea no toy you've got a point about that deuces i'll see you soon we'll see you soon ho
04:15yo virgie virgie and sakura zaka the two of them aren't like officially dating or anything are
04:22they i don't know but something definitely went down between them i don't think akari's noticed
04:27sakura zaka likes him and like what are we supposed to say if she decides she really wants to date that
04:32virgin dweeb easy we'd say congrats if she likes him she shouldn't abandon ship just because there's
04:37another girl whatever she does i hope she does it with her own feelings in mind
04:41when she's not worried about everybody else i wonder how she really feels
04:46same what she needs is a big decisive moment that makes her realize her true feelings
04:50i wish we could help her find that i mean there's gotta be something
04:54jackpot
04:59何%好きくらいを恋というのかな
05:09何%好きくらいを恋というのかな
05:14踏みよestenは・地力も腰う覚え かく健 Sullivan決めてね
05:22Oh
05:524000
05:58I
06:040
06:09So
06:101
06:13Well
06:16we
06:21Dumb dumb, it's way too loose.
06:34It should be so tight that you can only fit a finger under the bow.
06:37So man up and pull it as hard as you can, dweeb.
06:39Yeah, real easy for you to say.
06:42Hmm...
06:43Whatever.
06:45What does that have to do with this?
06:47I don't care.
06:48And I just don't get why you felt the need to wear a yukata.
06:51Duh. Minami's gonna be there, and I'm not gonna pull up looking the same as I always do.
06:57Even if he's there, you'd be lucky to see him for more than a second.
07:00Precisely why chicks never get a second to chill.
07:03All she ever does around me is chill.
07:05Probably because she doesn't see me as a real man.
07:08If she did, she wouldn't be so exposed around me.
07:11Like with the bra and panty crap.
07:12If I untied this bow, I'd get a face full of booty.
07:15Does she realize that?
07:16Look and tell me which is cuter.
07:19Why the weirdness, weirdo?
07:20What? No weirdness here.
07:22Then why won't you look me in the eye?
07:24No comment on that one, pal.
07:25Quit goofing around and help.
07:27My love life depends on this fit, dude.
07:29Next step.
07:30Which one do you dig?
07:32And you can't say all of them.
07:34Huh?
07:35I don't know about stuff like this.
07:37Maybe this ribbon-looking one?
07:39That's so babyish.
07:41Anything but that, please.
07:42Why'd you even ask me then?
07:44Forgot you have the taste of a 12-year-old.
07:46Minami likes mature stuff.
07:47Yo, found the winner.
07:49This, please.
07:49Yes, my leaves.
07:50Your wish is my command.
07:52Why am I doing this again?
07:53Huh?
07:54Baby jealous?
07:56Not at all!
07:57Gag me with a spoon.
07:58You're such a brat, dude.
08:00Well, we'll see who's jealous when you're watching the fireworks alone from your window.
08:04And while you're polishing your V-card, Minami and I will be getting in the mood.
08:07Now tie me.
08:09Oh, and if you get sad and lonely, don't bother calling.
08:12I'll be busy with Minami like Avi.
08:13I'm the brat?
08:19I'm pretty sure I'm past the hardest part now.
08:22All that's left is to tuck in the end pieces.
08:24I'll turn it around to your front so you-
08:25Nah, you finish it off.
08:26Huh?
08:27Hmm?
08:28What's so confusing, dude?
08:30Nothing.
08:31Suck in your stomach so I can get under there.
08:33Wow, never tell a girl to suck in.
08:35Fine, then excuse my hands.
08:40What's the big whoop?
08:42You know what the big whoop is.
08:43This fabric is so thin I can feel everything.
08:46Her body is so soft yet so tiny it feels like it could snap.
08:50Damn it.
08:51Am I the only one affected by this?
08:53I'm pathetic.
08:57Tell me.
08:59Is it too tight?
09:00No.
09:01It's perfect.
09:02Thank you, Giotto.
09:05Akari, you look adorbs!
09:15Forget lucky panties.
09:16You've got the lucky Yukata.
09:17Totally, Gorge.
09:18You genius, you.
09:19Light blue was so the right choice.
09:21Oh, thanks.
09:22You're killing it in the pink, by the way, Natsumi.
09:24These are the best compliments ever!
09:27Love ya!
09:27You told me that, well-
09:29Oh, that's right.
09:30Love ya!
09:31Tenjin and the other guys should get here any minute now, so-
09:34Wait, what other guys?
09:35Just like Terafune?
09:36Yeah.
09:37And just so you know, everybody except Minami is already in on the plan.
09:40We're like the best, huh?
09:41Hold up, you guys!
09:42Hold up!
09:43That's embarrassing, yo!
09:45Oh, chillax.
09:46It's no secret that you've been totally drooling over him for a while now.
09:49True that.
09:50That's why no other dudes try to get with you.
09:52Wait, for real?
09:53Don't stress about tonight, okay?
09:55Even a teeny progress would be a fat win.
09:57There's no need to get freaked.
09:59Your girls are right here with you, and you look fab in your yukata.
10:02No doi, she does.
10:04Own it, girly pop.
10:05My yukata.
10:07The very same yukata Jiro dressed me in.
10:10Is the one that I'm going to show off to Minami later tonight.
10:14What happens if I fall even further for Minami?
10:16And spend every day obsessing about him like I did before.
10:21Will I still be able to pull off married life with Jiro?
10:24Maybe it would help me cheer him on in his own pursuits.
10:33Thanks, guys.
10:36I'm gonna give it my very best.
10:39How goes it, ladies?
10:42Wait a sec.
10:43Where's Minami at?
10:46We're really sorry!
10:49Huh?
10:50Sorry for what?
10:51Explain yourselves.
10:52Well, he told us his job called and asked him to come in.
10:56The festival brought in a ton of customers.
10:59He's too nice to tell them no.
11:00Wasn't a chance I could stop him.
11:02If Tenjin isn't gonna show up, there's no freaking point.
11:05I get it.
11:06Sorry.
11:07Garbo.
11:08Forget about me setting you up with any sexy mamas.
11:10Please forgive us!
11:12I, uh...
11:13I'm real sorry.
11:15It's all good.
11:17I should be the one saying sorry.
11:18You're in this mess because of me.
11:20But still, I feel bad I couldn't deliver.
11:23Want a snack?
11:24Or, uh...
11:25Maybe we could look around?
11:27Get your happy ass moving.
11:28Dude, you're choking me.
11:30Get three yakisoba and two takoyaki.
11:32Hell, and some candied apples.
11:34Then I guess we can call it even, capiche?
11:35A charitable goddess!
11:37You're in fit for your grace.
11:38At 7.30 p.m., Terafune was arrested for heading to the kitchen cake.
11:43Way out of his league.
11:44We will now begin the interrogation.
11:45Screw you guys.
11:46Whoa.
11:47Looks like Terafune has her crushy-washy.
11:49We're sorry, Akati.
11:50We said we'd get you the perfect shot, but that crap crashed and burned.
11:55It's okay.
11:56Thank you for trying so hard.
11:58Do you think we can force the boys to get us extra dessert still?
12:01Hells yeah.
12:02Let's find those tools.
12:03Wait right here.
12:04No rush.
12:09I wore this outfit for Minami to see me in.
12:12Plus, I spent literal years doing my hair and makeup so I could look as good as possible.
12:18I thought this was going to be my big chance.
12:21Like if I saw him in this context, something would magically change.
12:25So why the heck did I feel relieved when they told us he couldn't make it?
12:29I don't understand.
12:31I'm in love with Minami.
12:32I want to be able to chase after him like I used to.
12:37And Jiro's wife can just be a role that I play sometimes.
12:41I like, say that's what I want, but...
12:45It's still scary to me.
12:48Even though I'm neither of their number one, if I take action, things will never be just like this again.
12:53Whoa!
12:55Oh!
12:55Come on, man.
12:56Just give this crap up already.
12:58No way!
12:58I remember Watanabe saying that she likes fish!
13:00I'm pretty sure she meant she likes fish to eat.
13:04Get a grip.
13:05I can't get all discouraged just yet.
13:07I've got to do my best for my friends that are cheering me on.
13:10Who thought?
13:11I'll stop by his work and my fit!
13:12Get a look at that guy.
13:14Whoa, he's crazy hot!
13:15Like a movie star!
13:17It's too bad he's here with his girlfriend.
13:21Minami, but he said he was working.
13:24Maybe I should bow out now while I still have my dignity and all.
13:35But why?
13:36I've tried so hard.
13:38We're back, Akari!
13:46And we come bearing baby castilla cakes!
13:49Babes?
13:50You look a little depressed mode.
13:52Uh...
13:52Oh...
13:53Sorry, it's just that...
13:55That I think I tied my yukata too tight.
13:57That's out.
13:58You know, you should go home if you feel sicky.
14:00Minami ditched, so can you.
14:02Yeah?
14:03But don't freak.
14:03We'll find you another chance with the dude.
14:11That crowd was intense.
14:13It might have been smart to go down a different street.
14:16Sorry.
14:17That's okay.
14:18The speediest route to the grocery store is almost always through the Shrine Grounds.
14:22We'll have to split up.
14:23My work is that way.
14:25Listen, I'm sorry you're doing the shopping alone.
14:27How about I go and pick up the heavier stuff tomorrow?
14:30Don't worry.
14:31You can leave it all to me.
14:32We're a married couple, you goober.
14:34We have to do our best to help each other out.
14:37Plus, work is important and could affect your college references.
14:40Thanks a lot.
14:42You're saving me.
14:44Be super duper safe!
14:49That festival looked nice.
14:52I wonder if Jiro was somewhere in the crowd.
14:54Oh, jeez.
15:06Did the hot bath murk me?
15:08And while you're polishing your V-card, Minami and I will be getting in the mood.
15:12According to her, they should be getting in the mood about now.
15:15Congrats.
15:16But what exactly are they getting in the mood for?
15:19A kiss?
15:21Maybe.
15:21Holding each other.
15:27Hugging.
15:28Kissing.
15:30We'd do all that.
15:31But if she does it with him, will that mean they're a couple?
15:34Then what would happen to me?
15:36If we change partners, I won't be her husband anymore.
15:39Making me...
15:40Just a friend?
15:41No.
15:42I'd be back to classmate status.
15:43I've been spending all my days with her, but without the practical keeping us together.
15:50Will we have anything left?
15:53Even if she intends and do that stuff, I'll always know she did it with me first.
16:00No!
16:01Badbrain!
16:01Don't you dare think that nasty woman Hady crapped to me!
16:04Great, who wants to talk to the Abomination?
16:10Huh?
16:11I can answer, right?
16:13I'm not the one calling, so...
16:16Hello?
16:18Hey, Akati, you there?
16:19What's wrong?
16:28I knew it.
16:30This was like...
16:36Hey, where are you right now?
16:41Tell me.
16:42Please.
16:43I'm coming.
16:44Judo!
16:46I'm so sorry.
16:49Okay, screw it.
16:53I'll sprint.
16:55Just tell me where you're at.
16:57Did she hang up on me?
16:59Cool, dude.
17:01You better answer.
17:01Come on.
17:05Please, pick up.
17:16Akati.
17:16I'm sorry.
17:18Sorry.
17:19I just needed to come back home.
17:23And after you spent so much time dying by Yisgata, I'm really sorry.
17:31I blew it.
17:33Everybody worked their butts off for me.
17:36And I...
17:38I'm sorry.
17:39I'm sorry.
17:41I'm sorry, okay?
17:53You're home.
17:57Welcome back, Akati.
17:59Happy to be here, Tana.
18:13Yisgata.
18:23You know what?
18:28Natsumi and Sachi hyping up my Yisgata was uber sweet.
18:32It made this get-up worth.
18:34But doesn't the Obi make it hard to breathe?
18:36You're at home now.
18:37Just take it off.
18:38You creep.
18:39Harassment much?
18:40You know perfectly well I didn't mean it like that.
18:44So?
18:45Do you think I look cute, too?
18:48You should.
18:49This is your handiwork, after all.
18:53I still think the big ribbon look would have suited you better.
18:56Does somebody feel embarrassed again?
18:58Pouty baby's out to play.
18:59You're totally jealous, aren't you?
19:02I don't know.
19:03Hey, what are you doing?
19:17Give me your hand.
19:18Wait.
19:19Huh?
19:20I...
19:21I, uh...
19:23Do it.
19:24Um, do what?
19:26Do the big ribbon style.
19:29If that's what you think is best.
19:31All right.
19:37Then...
19:37Almost done back there.
19:50They're gonna run out of fireworks soon, Butterfingers.
19:53Hush, I'm trying.
19:54It's just my second time doing this.
19:56Uh-oh.
20:08You boob!
20:10Bungle it?
20:11No.
20:11This is hard.
20:12I don't get what the hell I'm supposed to do after this step.
20:15I think there's a video version, too.
20:17Gimme.
20:17Huh?
20:17Close call.
20:28This...
20:28This was...
20:29Oops.
20:32Dude, what's that about?
20:36Hey, Jiro?
20:38Stay right there and say my name.
20:41Please just call me by my name.
20:44If you do, I think I'll be able to keep trying.
20:46Sometimes my confidence starts to bottom out.
20:56Akati.
20:59Again.
21:02Akati.
21:03Again.
21:05Akati.
21:05Akati.
21:07Whoa, cute.
21:14That's sick.
21:15Yeah, dang.
21:17Is it supposed to be a peach or something?
21:19You nerd.
21:20It's a heart, duh.
21:21It's just upside down.
21:22Oh.
21:23Oh.
21:26Jiro?
21:30I'm grateful you didn't ask about what happened today.
21:33Well, we're married.
21:35You should help.
21:36No questions asked.
21:38The reason I didn't ask is because I didn't want to know.
21:41Of course I'm rooting for her intention.
21:45So...
21:45Yo, another upside down one.
21:47When I heard her crying through the phone, when I realized she had come home...
21:51Why did I feel relieved?
21:56Maybe this one didn't work out the way you wanted.
21:58But there'll be more firework festivals this year and the year after that.
22:01Yeah, those'll be better.
22:04When you think of marriage, you think of a lifetime together.
22:08But not for us.
22:09When this festival rolls around next year, we won't be married anymore.
22:12Or this firework show from the balcony might be our first and last together.
23:49FYI, I had a yukata ready in case I was feeling it.
23:53That looks like surprisingly good.
23:55What's so surprising about it?
23:57Hot!
23:57Breathtakingly hot!
23:59Smoothie lose!
23:59We're wrapping this shit.
24:00Really quick, I actually had one too!
24:04Cute!
24:05Heart meltingly cute!
24:07Next time, an entreaty but no reassurance.
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