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00:00so is it like just you or do all guys prefer the mega sweet mommy types like sakura zaka
00:09huh the heck is this coming from i want to know what dudes like chicks to do for them
00:14this might come as a big shock but i'm not an authority on chicks
00:17what happened to doing whatever it takes you're supposed to help me
00:21and if i don't get answers you just get rice
00:24put some legit thought into this let me think just nice things girls can do
00:31guys like homemade lunches is that all it takes
00:38yeah the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you know
00:42it'd be even better from you because no one would expect it
00:47you should expect my fist up your ass i see where it went wrong
00:50crazy but i think your plan could work and you're gonna help me
00:54wait i am
00:57Oh
00:59hey
01:01see you
01:05i know
01:07yeah
01:10yeah
02:10More, more, smile. Try, small, time.
02:13Coach, move there, yo, darling.
02:18Wasasinojuaari ni kizuite.
02:28Being the doormat that I am, it was up to me to play sous-chef in Operation Bento of Love.
02:40The go-big-or-go-home special, I see.
02:54These are ideas for the Bento. Hopefully we can pick something both cute and delish from this lineup.
02:59You like?
03:04Yeah, it's great. My only note would be that I like a little more sweetness in my tamagoyaki.
03:10Ugh, as if I care about childish preferences.
03:13Minami is an ultra-mature adult man. There's no way that I'm going to put sugar in his eggs.
03:18Cool, don't bother asking me.
03:20Okay, but don't the teeny burgers and the ohitashi salad look bomb?
03:24Yeah.
03:25Maybe I should invest in a tamagoyaki pan.
03:28What am I looking at, bro? Did Ikari birth that glorious lunch of love?
03:32Yeah, she did.
03:34Your otherworldly levels are blessed, my guy.
03:36I look at you and then look at me and think, oh gods, why do you smite me so?
03:40I thought things were going okay in your romantic life.
03:42By okay, you mean loveless, yeah.
03:44In the beginning, I'd feel these big old butterflies in my tummy just eating with her.
03:48Good morning, nice to see you.
03:50Come on, female, it's afternoon.
03:53Our once tender good mornings and good nights are tender no more.
03:56They feel more like collecting login bonuses.
03:59Hey, just be glad you get bonuses.
04:03What's your deal?
04:04I refuse to listen to your whining when that little love triangle of yours looks like an S-tier ecchi manga.
04:10It's a crime that you haven't let the gyaru take that factory fresh unit you're rocking out for a spin.
04:15That's disgusting, man.
04:17Well, well, but you looky there.
04:18So Mr. Big Shot thinks letting a woman dongle his dingle would be disgusting, huh?
04:23Are you one of those snappy harem protags who protects his purity even when females are begging on their hands and knees?
04:28So, is that what it's really like?
04:30Do they yearn for the dingle?
04:33Bro, no.
04:35She exclusively wears tiny, flimsy clothes.
04:38I think my self-restraint around her is admirable and should be applauded, if anything.
04:42Cute, huh?
04:45Man, I'm done with this conversation.
04:48We're eating, and besides, this'll just make it awkward when I see Watanabe at home.
04:53Watanabe what now?
04:54Huh?
04:56You just said my name, yeah?
04:58I believe I'll be letting you handle this one.
05:01Uh, greetings, m'lady.
05:04The hell?
05:04Sorry, it wasn't anything.
05:07Weird, you felt the need to apologize for it.
05:09Say what?
05:10No, we were just talking about our friend Tanabe.
05:13Small world.
05:14Whatevs, how was the bento?
05:16Delish.
05:17Yeah, you did a really awesome job.
05:19Is that all you have to say?
05:20I think that the bacon-wrapped asparagus was my favorite.
05:24Go on.
05:25Well, you already know I'd prefer my tamagayaki a bit sweeter.
05:30And you know I'd prefer it if you kept that crap quiet.
05:33Jeez, then quit asking for my opinion.
05:36There's plenty of other info you could give me.
05:37What about the colors?
05:39Did it survive being thrashed in your bag?
05:40Or maybe what you thought of the taste?
05:42I was telling you what I thought of the taste!
05:44Yeah, but I don't care how it aligns with King Yakuin's preferences.
05:47Just if it's good!
05:48A tanka.
05:50Standing before me.
05:52They force me to watch as they have their lover spat.
05:56I am not envious, no.
05:57Instead, I shall remember.
05:59Come on.
06:14Whoa.
06:15Hmm?
06:18Hey, good morning.
06:21Whoa, that looks incredible.
06:23I know.
06:24The bento above all bentos.
06:26I'm gonna deliver it to the place Minami works part-time.
06:28Wait, so that means this one is the real deal, right?
06:32Uh, sorry about him.
06:34He just thinks it looks good.
06:35You gotta try today's tamagayaki.
06:37It's my best yet.
06:38But I thought all of this cooking was for Tenjin.
06:41Chillax, Buzzkill.
06:42It's only an end piece.
06:43Hmm?
06:45Hmm?
06:48As predicted, zero sweetness.
06:54My fake wife is cooking up this delicious lunch for her real crush.
06:59Meanwhile, her real crush's fake wife has been my real crush the whole time.
07:02There isn't any sweetness anywhere these days.
07:11Cute?
07:12There's a lot going on, that's for sure.
07:15Better a lot than nothing, duh.
07:17How long did she spend getting ready just to play delivery girl?
07:20Well, the fact she's meeting a dude and letting it all hang out like that, it seems pretty obvious.
07:26When she's out with me, she just wears what's easy.
07:29She certainly never dresses up like this.
07:32Yo, Yakuin.
07:34Hmm?
07:35I might need some help getting hyped up for the big day.
07:38So, uh...
07:39Could you...
07:45Just do the goodbye thing real quick?
07:49Huh?
07:52Like you did that other time.
07:56The goodbye thing?
07:57She can't mean...
07:59Please, just a little one.
08:01You temptress!
08:01My fragile boy heart can't handle it!
08:03But you were cool with it the other day.
08:05Plus, you said you'd help me with the Mina Misich.
08:08You're walking out the door to see another man.
08:10Are you sure you want the goodbye thing from me?
08:12You tell me.
08:13No doy, I want it from you.
08:16Last time we did it, it made me feel all safe and warm.
08:19Huh?
08:22I'm not crazy for letting this get to me.
08:25Say stuff like that and any guy would get his hopes up.
08:31Huh?
08:34Who could that be?
08:37Yes?
08:39Chiori?
08:41Sorry for showing up out of the blue.
08:43I'm super happy you both happened to be home.
08:46Hey, I'm always home.
08:47I'm never busy.
08:48Maybe because you have, like, one friend.
08:52I got into a baking mood and kind of made way too many apple pies if you want some.
08:56Ooh, yum.
08:57You seriously made these from scratch?
09:02Dang, girl.
09:03Wow, these look good for real.
09:04I appreciate it.
09:06Minami's the one who requested them.
09:09Quick heads up.
09:10He has a total sweet tooth, so I made these extra sugary.
09:13I really hope that you guys can enjoy them too, though.
09:16A sweet tooth, huh?
09:17Whoever would have guessed that.
09:20Whoa, that's adorable.
09:23What a cute lunch.
09:24Neat.
09:24You picnicking or something?
09:25Well, not exactly.
09:27It's hard to explain.
09:29I'm really impressed.
09:34You're the best, huh?
09:40A homemade lunch and a picnic.
09:43That'd be nice.
09:44That was your finest work.
09:53Thank you for the killer feast.
10:02Hey, cheer up.
10:04Next time we'll pick a day when he hasn't already had a food delivery, yeah?
10:07She said that Minami likes sweet stuff.
10:11We should research his favorite foods before our next attempt.
10:14I don't know what else I have to offer.
10:18I thought the whole being sweet and cooking for him thing would work, but there's no way I win that race.
10:22Watanabe is always so confident.
10:27I've never seen her beaten down like this before.
10:30She did work really hard, but this is totally throwing me off.
10:34It probably doesn't feel like it now, but you have a ton to offer.
10:37You're witty and fun to be around.
10:39You can make friends with just about anyone, and you must be doing something right, because all the guys always say how perfect you are.
10:45Perfect?
10:46Really?
10:46What's perfect about me?
10:49Well, you happen to be very sexy, or now that I think about it, maybe beautiful is the right word.
10:53You have a seriously banging figure and always dress it in a, shall we say, daring way?
10:58So what?
10:59You're the exact kind of girl that guys fantasize about.
11:01You know, the kind they like to imagine late at night when no one is watching.
11:04I guess what I'm trying to say is that any guy would want to have se-
11:08Oh no, foot and mouth!
11:10Wait, please don't kill me!
11:12Please!
11:12I didn't mean it!
11:13It's just, those are the kind of things that guys think about, so it's more that, uh...
11:16You're a very appealing woman!
11:19Men are pigs!
11:20We do this crap to celebrities, too!
11:22You've seen those pervy tear lists, yeah?
11:24Do you want me to?
11:25Uh...
11:26Well, I...
11:27Watanabe and me?
11:33Oh, uh, that's, uh...
11:35Uh, thing I haven't considered!
11:37How silly of me!
11:42You liar.
11:43I bet you've dreamt of this moment, when no one was watching, right?
12:04So, what now?
12:05You dreamt about how this would go the moment you first saw me.
12:15How often do you play this through?
12:18Or is it constantly on your mind?
12:20This is too much!
12:23Time out!
12:24I need a sec!
12:26A sec for what?
12:27This is what you want from me, isn't it?
12:30Don't be scared.
12:32I'll make your dreams come true.
12:38All that crap is true!
12:40Real-life gyarus are the same as they are in ecchi manga!
12:43Is it okay for me to just throw my V-card away like this?
12:51What's this?
12:52I feel a horrible pit in my stomach.
12:54Yeah, Queen?
13:03This isn't okay!
13:05We shouldn't.
13:08It's just that...
13:10This is supposed to be for the one you love.
13:15Crap.
13:16I blew it.
13:20Why did I stop her?
13:22That was the perfect chance!
13:24So you don't want me?
13:26I just think it would have felt weird because you have Tenjin.
13:30Yeah, you're right.
13:32And you have Sakurazaka.
13:35I get it.
13:36Wait, are you okay?
13:39All this couple stuff?
13:40I'm out.
13:47And thus, the deterioration of our married life began.
13:54How did we get to this?
14:04We could have just suffered through the rest of the practical and been fine.
14:07But no, I had to put up some phony sense of morality.
14:12Minami and Shiori skyline!
14:15Oh, Minami and Shiori skyline!
14:30Dang, Minami, you're the best!
14:35And I hear you can cook, too?
14:37Me and Shiori take turns.
14:39You look down.
14:40Is something wrong?
14:42Oh no.
14:42I'm A-okay.
14:43Pause your stream!
14:51What the hell, dude?
14:52Can't you let a man piss in peace?
14:54What's the meaning of this?
14:56Meaning of what?
14:57Your craptastic rank.
15:00You've got to tell me what went down or I'll start imagining things.
15:03It was the ho's fault and not my bro's fault, right?
15:06Jeez, either way, it doesn't matter to you.
15:14Even now, I'm not sure what I should have done.
15:18At first, I figured she was teasing me as usual.
15:22And if I started to take her seriously, she'd laugh and call me some bratty name.
15:26But then I felt her hand.
15:28It was weirdly cold and shaking out of control.
15:32She was just about as uncertain and nervous as I was.
15:36Maybe we're more similar than I thought.
15:40It seemed like all that stuff was new to her, too.
15:44I guess what I'm trying to say is that any guy would want to have sad...
15:48Weirdly cold.
15:51If my hunch is right...
15:54I'm the absolute worst.
15:58Quick trip to Emoville?
16:00Are you seriously not going to dry your hands, bro?
16:03Hey, Shiori.
16:05Glad I caught you, Jiro.
16:07I was wondering if maybe you had some time to talk just the two of us?
16:11Yeah.
16:12Mace might me see?
16:17Wow.
16:18The breeze feels super nice up here.
16:20So, uh...
16:22I can guess what's on your mind.
16:25Be honest.
16:26Did something happen with Watanabe?
16:30Yeah.
16:31You could say that I ran into some serious trouble expressing myself.
16:35Plus, I think I had the wrong idea about her entirely.
16:38I haven't found the right moment to apologize.
16:41And I can tell she wants nothing to do with me.
16:44Tall order when you live together.
16:45Huh?
16:46Every single day, you spend more time with Watanabe than anyone else.
16:51If you just talk to her, I'm sure she'll be more understanding than what your brain's saying.
16:55I've known you forever, and the evidence shows that you can definitely handle this.
16:59Boom!
17:00Now we're even.
17:01I needed that.
17:03I pronounce you the clear victor of this argument.
17:06Funny, you've been better than me with stuff like this since we were little.
17:09After all these years, I'm still the same shiori I was.
17:14See?
17:14Just look.
17:16I'm pretty impressed you even noticed something was up with me.
17:20Well, I guess anyone who saw today's ranking could predict that.
17:29It's gonna be okay.
17:31Hey, I'm back.
17:54Hey, Watanabe?
17:56I'd like to talk for a minute.
17:57No chance you're gonna come out, though, huh?
18:01No, so come in.
18:10It even smells like a chicken here.
18:13I didn't think she'd ignore my existence.
18:18I just wanted to tell you that, um, I'm sorry about the other day.
18:24Relax, dude.
18:25It's not like you did anything wrong.
18:27Yes, I did.
18:28This is all my fault.
18:30Shut up!
18:31What happened was I swung and I missed, yeah?
18:33Don't make me live it over again.
18:36If you like breathing, wipe it from your mind.
18:38You got that?
18:39I'm sorry, I think I might have given you the wrong idea, so let me explain.
18:43It isn't that I didn't want to do it with you, okay?
18:49I find you very attractive.
18:50I find you very attractive.
18:51And you were right.
18:52And you were right.
18:53I've had more than one crazy fantasy about you.
18:56A lot more than one of you.
18:57A lot more than one, if we're being honest.
18:58And, well, what I want to tell you is that I'm actually really grateful for the experience.
19:03You're such a freaking perv.
19:04You're such a freaking perv.
19:04Droning on and on about it like this is virtually sexual harassment!
19:07You just came barging into a girl's room with zero tact!
19:11Might as well get Verge tattooed to your forehead because you'll be one forever!
19:15You're probably right about that.
19:17I mean, I stopped you for a reason, though.
19:19It's just...
19:19It's kind of hard to explain, but...
19:22In the moment, I felt like you deserved to be treated with more care than that.
19:27The idea of us doing something so big on a whim?
19:30I don't know.
19:30It just felt wrong.
19:32Like I said, it's hard to explain.
19:34Dude!
19:35Spit it out already!
19:36It still feels wrong.
19:38I despise the way things are so awkward between us now.
19:41I want to hang out and be normal like we were before.
19:44And I want to eat together, too.
19:49Will you give me another chance?
19:58Come on.
19:59You and me.
20:00Let's do it.
20:06Let's be a married couple again.
20:17Don't get me wrong!
20:17When I said married couple, obviously I mean in terms of the practical, not like, will you marry me?
20:21Because you have tension, and trust me, my friend, I am not going to get in the way of that.
20:24Cross my heart and hope to die!
20:29We've got a code red doof alert!
20:31Shut up!
20:32Why are you laughing?
20:33We called a wambulance!
20:35What was that supposed to be?
20:36A proposal?
20:38Dial it the hell back!
20:40Huh?
20:41I'm trying to make amends!
20:42You said you were done with a couple stuff!
20:44Hm?
20:45How could I just be done, dude?
20:46It's literally required for us to graduate.
20:49Great!
20:50So you lied to me?
20:51Like a liar would?
20:53Straight up deception?
20:54How could you?
20:56Uh, I wasn't lying, just shifting the vibe.
20:59A, that makes no sense, and B, I've agonized over this!
21:03Hm?
21:04Don't flip.
21:05But I'm enjoying married life with you more than I thought I would.
21:08I realized something.
21:14I like you, Jiro.
21:16What's going on?
21:18Why'd she suddenly use my first name?
21:21And she likes me?
21:22What does that mean?
21:25So, got anything to say?
21:26I...
21:27I...
21:28Hm?
21:34Hm?
21:36And?
21:38You so missed your moment on that one, dork.
21:42The heat of the moment matters, not that you'd know, overpressed one.
21:46Some things never change.
21:48I'm happy that you're home, Jiro.
21:50Good to be back.
21:55If we're starting from zero, at least we're doing it together.
22:11I realized something.
22:12I like you, Jiro.
22:16There, I said it.
22:18I like you, Jiro.
22:48There, I said it.
22:49There, I said it.
22:52And I want to know my dreams
22:56I want to know my heart
22:57Once the rest of the day
23:01I know that I am
23:03I know what the odds are
23:05I don't even know me
23:07I'm not proud of you
23:10But I want to never wear this
23:12This is how I wanna wear
23:15I want to know how you feel
23:18I want to know what I want
23:20愛してみたい
23:21溢れ出した
23:24夢いくらか
23:26今日を
23:27何度だって
23:28想いを
23:29馳せていて
23:31走るか
23:50A very burnt piece of Tamagoyaki, and a very concerned Akari, who could be behind her, but...
23:58Jiro, with sugar!
23:59Your sugar burnt him up!
24:00I was trying to make the better!
24:02Down the hatch!
24:05It's yucky!
24:06Next time, a hero, but not the main character!
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