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03:27Ask them what they feel, and I'm sure they'll say that feelings are something to lock in a tiffin box under the bed, along with biscuits and letters from mum.
03:35No, they do just fine with their stiff upper lips.
03:38Our country's future is safe in the hands of these wonderful fee-paying boys.
03:43Cheers!
03:43Cheers!
03:45And how dare their parents be made to pay VAT!
03:50Personally, I love to talk, whether it's to an audience of millions or an audience of one.
03:55Here I am recording personalised messages for fans.
03:58Happy 49th birthday, Penelope!
04:01What a day!
04:02To get your decree nyside from your divorce and planning permission for your barn conversion on the same day, gotta be sweet!
04:09Hello, Sheila, I know you can't be here, but Brian's told me to show you the chickens.
04:13There's a ginger one pecking at my toe.
04:15Look at that.
04:16There's a sort of tan one.
04:17Okay, that's it.
04:21A hundred quid.
04:22It's a nice little earner, but what's interesting is how willing people are to talk about almost any subject apart from mental health.
04:30So what does the data say?
04:32In a fascinating study by Pairtree Analytics, when asked if they found it hard to talk about their problems, 75% said they did.
04:4012% said they didn't know, which is a pointless answer.
04:43And Norfolk is more affected than most, with farmers feeling the least able to open up.
04:49But then who want to spend an afternoon talking to a farmer?
04:52And yet the view among psychologists is that only if we learn to talk can we address the mental health problems that dog us.
05:01To learn more, I've come to Norwich Cathedral.
05:03I adore Norwich Cathedral.
05:05The dean rarely grants permission to film here, but I've been given special dispensation because I'm both a proud patron and the voice of the visitor's audio guide.
05:13A far cry from modern churches, which look more like shoe shops or spaceships.
05:17One of several local attractions to feature my voice.
05:20Get out of the way.
05:21Including a fleet of grocery vans and the lift at Norwich Library.
05:25Second floor.
05:26Which went less well due to a milkshake repeating on me in the booth.
05:29Fourth floor.
05:30But I'm not here to educate sightseers.
05:33I've come to learn about the language of mental health.
05:35And in Dr. Marion Boyle, I'll be talking to an actual expert, rather than just a confident person with a podcast.
05:43Dr. Marion.
05:45Thanks so much, Van.
05:46Shush.
05:47You're glaring at me, but I'm not being rude because that's the name of your new book, isn't it?
05:51That's right.
05:51It's called Shush.
05:53Finding Placid Amid the Noise and the Haste.
05:55And it's really just an exploration into our mental health and our well-being.
06:01Yes, because mental health can mean different things to different people, can't it?
06:03From anxiety disorders right through to dissociative conditions such as paranoid schizophrenia.
06:08Well, that's a very good way of putting it.
06:10I've got it off the internet.
06:11We should be looking after our minds in the same way that we look after our bodies.
06:15If you have indigestion, you can pop a Rennie.
06:18But when it comes to this, you can't just go to the bathroom cabinet, take out some mental cream and rub it on your head.
06:24Well, no, of course.
06:25But what we do have is antidepressants.
06:28Oh, yeah.
06:28I've forgotten about those.
06:29Are they any good?
06:30Well, they can be.
06:31But of course, you do make a very good point.
06:32Cheers.
06:33Which is that up until recently, some of the language surrounding mental health and well-being hasn't always been very helpful.
06:40What were once medical terms are now words you would only ever use to a learner driver.
06:45Imbecile.
06:45Lunatic.
06:46And up until very recently, we used to use the word idiot as a clinical term.
06:51I mean, it's horrific to think that a GP could have called you into his surgery, sat you down and said, the results have come back.
06:58They're not what we would have hoped.
06:59They're not what we would have hoped.
07:00There's no easy way of putting this.
07:02But I'm sorry to have to tell you, you're an idiot.
07:05Of course.
07:05And that's why the terminology is so, so important.
07:08OCD, ADHD, bipolar.
07:11And it is just to get rid of that stigma, if you like.
07:14Absolutely.
07:14And not before time.
07:15Time was when OCD would be house proud or fussy.
07:19ADHD would have been ants in the pants.
07:22Bipolar disorder would have been moody.
07:25When my assistant has her panic attacks, I think most people would say she's flapping or in the tis.
07:32Do you mind me saying that you don't blink?
07:35It had been a useful meeting with the doctor, even though I later found out her book was self-published
07:40and she'd got her degree from the University of Central Lancashire.
07:45How are you?
07:49So that's the theory.
07:51But does talking really help us surmount problems?
07:54Time to put it to the test in a familiar high-stress situation.
07:58What you're about to watch is a controlled experiment.
08:01I'm with my assistant.
08:02She's an unskilled worker in her early 70s in the middle to low-income bracket.
08:07She's of sound mind, in good health and not under the influence of any prescription medication,
08:12apart from something for IBS and cod liver oil as a rearguard action against arthritis.
08:17But nothing for anxiety.
08:20We both agreed we wouldn't want to compromise her concentration.
08:26Relax your jaw.
08:28My assistant, whose driving style is best described as flustered hesitancy,
08:32will be taking the short drive into Norwich twice.
08:34Down into second.
08:35The first with me talking about the flaws in her driving, the second in silence.
08:38I'll punch your teeth.
08:41Which will prove fastest.
08:42Easy, tiger.
08:49Yeah, that wasn't bad, was it?
08:51You're a little too heavy on the throttle, a little too heavy on the brake.
08:55You do suffer from pedal panic, then.
08:58That's the thing.
08:59Remember, it's a three-pedal dance.
09:01Be in harmony with the car.
09:02The Japanese have a word for it, but I can't remember what it is.
09:05You can pop her into third, if you want.
09:09I was just doing that.
09:11You're panicking, Lynn.
09:13Breathe.
09:14You're allowed to breathe.
09:17Wrong lane.
09:18Sometimes I feel like I'm a driving examiner, you know.
09:21When I want you to do an emergency stop, I will tap the dash.
09:24Wait!
09:25What the f*** are you doing?
09:27After a frank exchange of views and a muttered apology,
09:30we continued the drive and reached Norwich.
09:35This time, rather than expressing myself,
09:38I'll be keeping silent and comparing the difference.
09:42And while the atmosphere was markedly more frosty,
09:45what would it mean for her time?
09:48Oh, that's interesting.
09:49The drive had been quicker than when I'd been providing guidance,
09:52but that may have been just her trying to make a point,
09:54which sadly voids the experiment.
09:56What the f*** is she doing?
10:01How are you?
10:02How are you?
10:06In 2023, I sunk a large portion of my savings
10:10into a startup that generates AI video.
10:15Yet prompted to show Alan Partridge in a yurt with Carol Vorderman,
10:19or Alan Partridge flies a jetpack over Norfolk,
10:23the results are incredibly poor.
10:25The company whose software struggles to animate movement
10:27and is unable to do hands
10:29was named one to watch in the business pages of the Knowledge Gazette.
10:33But AI is a useful metaphor for what each of us do in our own lives,
10:38artificially generating different versions of ourselves
10:41to pass off as the real thing.
10:43There's Business Alan,
10:44Tough Alan,
10:45Sexy Alan,
10:46Grandad Alan,
10:46Beefy Alan,
10:47Beefy Alan,
10:47Cool Alan,
10:48Top Gun Alan,
10:48Jet Set Alan,
10:49Cardigan Alan,
10:50Chef Alan,
10:50Judo Alan,
10:51Alan Alan,
10:51Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan Alan
10:55And there are more Alans.
10:56Look at that.
10:57At home with my neighbour and lover Katrina,
11:00I tend to be laid back Alan,
11:02shooting the breeze at my tripedal breakfast bar
11:05and helping out when I can.
11:07If you're filling your car up later,
11:08can you do mine as well?
11:09You want me to drive my car to a petrol station
11:12and then do the same with yours?
11:14Might as well.
11:15Yeah.
11:16I'm there anyway, aren't I?
11:17But you'll have to go back.
11:18Leave it.
11:19Leave it.
11:20But to get to the heart of who we really are,
11:22experts say the key is to talk about our feelings.
11:25So how do we do it?
11:27For taciturn, emotionally stunted people,
11:30e.g. from Eton or Scotland,
11:33speaking about your emotions can be a daunting experience.
11:36One useful exercise is to talk about something else,
11:40be it cookery or soccer or the Second World War.
11:44After time, you'll develop a muscle memory for chat,
11:47at which point you can jump off
11:48and tell people why you're so fed up.
11:51One man I know went from speaking about cathedrals
11:54to his erectile dysfunction in about four minutes,
11:57and that's the quickest I've seen it done.
11:58To try this idea out, I'm heading to a book group,
12:01although I've arrived slightly late
12:03because the woman now showing me in
12:05gave me the wrong postcode.
12:06Hello, everyone.
12:07Joining our group just for today.
12:09While men enjoy reading books,
12:10women enjoy talking about them.
12:12It's a sociable and collegiate way to boost their wellbeing
12:15while finding out if they like the book they've just read.
12:18This week, Small Things Like These by Claire Keegan,
12:21no relation to Kevin,
12:22which I skim read in the car.
12:24She wrong-foots you, though, doesn't she?
12:26Like, showing the brutality of the Magdalene laundries
12:30through the eyes of a man.
12:32I thought, hmm, I'm not sure about that.
12:35Bit of a bold choice.
12:37Barbara's bold.
12:38I did think there was a sweetness to it, though.
12:40The Christmas bit where they're decorating the...
12:42Tree.
12:43No, it's the cake.
12:44It is the cake.
12:45I just wanted to reach into the book and hug hi.
12:48They're like Bridget Jones, but turbocharged.
12:53Yeah, probably what you meant to say is Bridget Jones,
12:56but supercharged rather than turbocharged,
12:59because that way you eliminate the turbo lag.
13:01But I absolutely get the gist of what you ladies are trying to say.
13:04I know you're not a lady.
13:06You understood what I meant, didn't you?
13:08Yeah, turbo lag.
13:09Turbo lag, precisely, yeah.
13:11To my surprise, I found talking about books immensely enjoyable,
13:15and I soon found myself fully engaged,
13:17despite the fact that it had been a long day.
13:19I think it's more of a novella than a novel,
13:21but all the same, I didn't feel shortchanged by the story.
13:24Pardon me?
13:25You're absolutely right there, Susan.
13:27I would agree. I felt...
13:28Well, these bookworms might look like they're just discussing novels,
13:32but a regular attendee will see a different dynamic at play,
13:35one in which Cynthia gets to flex the grey matter,
13:38which lies dormant when she's around her estate agent husband,
13:42and Susan gets to forget all about her drink-drive conviction
13:45in which a police horse died.
13:47And, yeah, she's doing fine.
13:52What do you do in a woman's book group?
13:54I just haven't read this. It's a great book.
13:56You read it?
13:57Yeah. It's good. It's a good book.
13:59Yeah.
14:00You?
14:01Um...
14:06Yeah.
14:09So what are we going to read next week, do you think, guys?
14:11Do you have any suggestions?
14:12Yes. Ice Station Zebra by Alastair MacLean.
14:15It's about a Russian submarine with nuclear warheads
14:19hidden beneath the polar ice caps,
14:21and you'd think, that's crazy,
14:23but it was later discovered that there was a...
14:25Soviet submarine hidden beneath the polar ice caps with nuclear warheads.
14:30And so you think, well, did Alastair MacLean predict the future,
14:34or did the Russians read Ice Station Zebra and think,
14:38let's do, that's a good idea.
14:40But it, er, when you think about how the Soviets nearly destroyed the world,
14:50it makes a shiver go down your spine.
14:51Does it make a shiver go down your women's spines?
14:52I relished the chance to talk,
14:53but the important thing about any social event
14:55is knowing just the right time to leave.
14:58OK, you all right?
14:59Yeah, I just think, if you're going to run a book group,
15:01you have a moral duty to tell people you're going to provide white wine
15:05so they don't turn up with an empty stomach.
15:07Well, you know, do... just do some sandwiches.
15:10Stupid burgers.
15:12How are you?
15:19But what if talking isn't the answer?
15:21What if the best way to process your feelings
15:23isn't to be grown up about it, but to do the opposite?
15:26After all, children don't sit around talking about their feelings,
15:30yet you don't see depressed eight-year-olds
15:32staring at women in hotel bars.
15:34Instead, they play.
15:37To explore this further, I've come to the estate I grew up on,
15:41where childhood friend Jez Chaudry,
15:43who's thinking about getting a bigger house number,
15:45has agreed to spend the afternoon with me for the fee.
15:47Shall I come in?
15:48Shall I come in?
15:49Shall I come in?
15:50Shall I come in?
15:51Um, yeah.
15:52I've asked you five times, then.
15:54They say, show me a seven-year-old boy,
15:56and I'll show you the man.
15:58Although there's got to be a better way of phrasing that.
16:01That man was me, and I wanted to rediscover him.
16:04And so we set off on vintage cycles,
16:07hired in an ironic way by Shoreditch millennials,
16:10but which we were able to enjoy at face value.
16:13I was keen to reminisce about the freedom and hijinks of our salad days,
16:17but in the end couldn't,
16:18because Jez wanted to tell me about how interesting his job was.
16:21I'm in digital marketing for Pfizer.
16:23Yeah, I love it.
16:24Yeah, I've got a great team,
16:25licensed to develop digital marketing strategy,
16:27but also individual campaigns.
16:29When he was a child, he wanted to be an astronaut.
16:32But maybe the happiness I experienced when I was seven
16:35exists only in my mind.
16:37In fact, life wasn't always rosy.
16:39I was punched on three occasions outside a chip shop
16:42by a 13-year-old girl.
16:44I think this is her now.
16:46Or this.
16:47Do you remember, um, Mickey had stabilizers?
16:50On his bike, even when he was 12.
16:52Softie.
16:54Mickey.
16:55Yeah.
16:56He still lives around here.
16:57Yeah?
16:58Yeah.
16:59So did Bill Pinson.
17:00He's gone now.
17:01Quite a few of our cars have gone now.
17:03Yeah.
17:04There was about six of them in a row.
17:05It was, er...
17:07Cancer, cancer, stroke.
17:09Cancer, suicide, choked.
17:11Yeah.
17:12I think Bill just fell over, didn't he?
17:14Oh, you heard about that?
17:15Yeah.
17:16I was invited to the funeral,
17:17but it clashed with the, er...
17:18Clashed with the National TV Awards, so...
17:20Wow!
17:21You were at the National TV Awards?
17:22No, I was just watching it on TV, but, er...
17:24Yeah.
17:25It's a shame, because he was a nice guy.
17:27Big heart.
17:28Yeah, big heart, big portions.
17:30Jess, do you ever look back on those days and think,
17:33you know, maybe we were happier then?
17:35Sometimes, yeah.
17:36Lying on grass where sunlight dapples,
17:39enjoying apples and boyish grapples
17:42on those forever afternoons.
17:44That's really nice.
17:46It's nice.
17:47Grazy knees and rows of cheek,
17:49we'd ride our bikes up to the creek.
17:51Trousers short, but days so long
17:54on those forever afternoons.
17:58Then Bill said bye, but why, we cry?
18:02Tis late, Bill sighed,
18:03but soon we'll ride on another forever afternoon.
18:07A few minutes more, oh, let's explore
18:09till ten past four,
18:11when bums are sore on this forever afternoon.
18:14And when next we came to call on Bill,
18:17his mother's eyes began to fill.
18:20Where's Bill, said I?
18:22She began to sigh.
18:24Bill went off to die.
18:27But why?
18:29Because fifty years went by.
18:31Oh, what we'd give to see Bill live.
18:35We'd knock on doors, then ride in fours.
18:38Pedals without a cause.
18:40One more forever afternoons.
18:42Oh, it's shit, I don't know why I wrote it.
18:44Go sit.
18:45You're just going to leave that there?
18:47No, I'll pick it up.
18:48But no recreation of the good old days
18:50would be complete without our other childhood friend,
18:53Mickey Allsop.
18:54You all right?
18:55Yeah, I'm fine.
18:56I was doing a wheelie.
18:57This is the wrong house.
18:59I think it's this one.
19:00Yeah, I know.
19:01Hello, Mrs. Allsop.
19:15Er, is Mickey in?
19:17He's in the other room.
19:18Oh, right.
19:19Is he watching TV?
19:21He's doing his account.
19:24Of course you're his wife.
19:26Okay, tell him we'll be down on the green if he's got to join us in about half an hour.
19:32It's just sort of a reunion.
19:34Yeah.
19:35Tell him to wear his trainers.
19:37Thanks.
19:38And so, for a fleeting moment, we were seven again.
19:43When the dreams we had as children were still possible.
19:46Maybe you will join NASA.
19:48Maybe you should become the chairman of ICI.
19:51Maybe you can marry your cousin.
19:54I've been waiting for so long.
19:59To come and out and sing a song.
20:03Oh, don't crack up.
20:06Bet you're afraid.
20:08Steve all starts.
20:10Throw up your mental dreams.
20:17So, er, what do you want to do now?
20:19We were just saying we might go for a pint if you fancy joining us.
20:22I'm not sure.
20:23I might cycle around a bit more.
20:24Heard some lads saying they were building a ramp.
20:27Might go and check it out.
20:28Oh, if you change your mind.
20:29Nah.
20:31How are your parents?
20:32They're both dead.
20:33Ah, yeah.
20:34And yours?
20:35Same.
20:36Yeah, mine too.
20:37See ya!
20:39But one last forever afternoon had made me realise,
20:43not only that I should make my poem, Song for the Biker Boys,
20:46available as a free download for private schools,
20:49but also that reaching out and talking have brought me real mental health benefits.
20:57And now, having found my voice, I'm going to use it for good.
21:01I'm going to take that voice and put it into the mouth of someone who needs it more than I do.
21:05A woman.
21:06Because for too long, people like me have put the men into mental and the he into health.
21:11Well, not anymore.
21:14I've had my run-ins with Mumsnet, but it remains a great way to find women with a grievance.
21:19While browsing one day, I was touched by the story of a woman dismissed by her employer
21:23when she'd raised her mental concerns.
21:25So I arranged to meet her in some remote woodland.
21:28Leona, I want to take you back to a very painful time.
21:33It's summer, 2023.
21:35Britain is sweltering in record temperatures.
21:38HS2 has just been cancelled correctly, in my view.
21:41Why would you want to get to the north quicker?
21:43And for Leona Maguire, that's you,
21:45you've just landed your dream job as an administrator for CXG Technologies.
21:51Tell me what happened.
21:53Well, I'm not a very loud person, so...
21:55Just do speak up a little.
21:56OK, I'm not very outgoing, and they were very demanding.
21:59They were sort of that ex-public school type, very sort of full of themselves.
22:04And I imagine for a quiet woman like you, and you are quiet, really quiet,
22:08I can imagine that abrasive, underqualified, overconfident, I want to say twattery,
22:16must have been quite overwhelming.
22:18Well, yeah, I started to struggle with anxiety, and then I missed the odd day,
22:22and of course the bosses didn't like that.
22:24Yes, they do try and speak up a little bit.
22:26OK, sorry, and then they gave me all these reasons,
22:28but I just think that they couldn't be bothered with me.
22:30And that's not on, because I'm an employer, I have staff,
22:35and sometimes she's unwell, or has a personal issue,
22:39and obviously your first thought is,
22:40oh great, looks like I'm picking up my own dry cleaning then.
22:43But as an employer, you have a duty of care.
22:46So you say, alright, take the day off, just come in early tomorrow
22:49to make up the time you lost, but they didn't do that.
22:51No, no, they called me in and they told me that my services were no longer required,
22:56even though the week before I had asked to speak to a counsellor.
22:59And they definitely heard you?
23:01Yeah, but when I asked them if that was the reason why, they didn't really elaborate.
23:06Well, they're going to elaborate today, Leona, because I'm going to bang some heads together.
23:10In fact, I'm going to bang so many heads together,
23:12it's going to be like human conkers. You ready?
23:14I think so.
23:15Alright, remember volume. Do you have conkers in Ireland?
23:21OK, now, this is your story, alright?
23:25So I'll go over there and pin them down, and then you give that speech,
23:29everything you said in that incredibly moving voicemail.
23:32Oh, I wasn't sure that you got that.
23:34Yeah, I just didn't reply.
23:36OK, well, the hardest thing was coming home with no job
23:40and telling my son that Disneyland had been cancelled.
23:43OK, now make it personal. Use his name. What's his name?
23:45Tig.
23:46Tig?
23:47Yes.
23:48Yeah, don't use his name.
23:49OK, well, he's being very brave and...
23:51No, no, don't say he's brave. You're brave. He's broken.
23:55And what are you not going to do?
23:57Erm, speak quietly.
23:58Pardon?
23:59Speak quietly.
24:00What else aren't you going to do?
24:02Be bullied.
24:03Finally!
24:05Time for the sting.
24:06Wearing a hidden camera disguised as a standard dental brooch,
24:10I'm infiltrating an investor open day.
24:12And you're going to see why I set up this company.
24:15A public showdown designed to achieve maximum embarrassment for this guy.
24:19The man who sacked Leona, smug CEO Craig Gardner,
24:24wearing what people like him call a gilet and people like me call a body warmer.
24:29Within the next four years, maybe even to...
24:31Just wanted to ask about the recently discontinued LM unit.
24:35The LM unit?
24:36Yeah, it was a multifunctional appliance, just didn't realise it was disposable.
24:40No, I'm not aware of the LM unit.
24:42There's one over there.
24:43Come on.
24:44LM.
24:45Leona Maguire.
24:46OK, got it.
24:47Yeah, you decommissioned the unit earlier this year.
24:49Threw in a skip with a load of hard drives in the bottom half of a shop dummy.
24:52Do you normally terminate people's employment without due process?
24:56Don't talk over me just because you went to public school.
24:58You know, you may be able to drown out a timid woman with a thin voice.
25:01Not so easy when it's a promotional broadcaster, is it?
25:03We tried the switchboard already.
25:05Her name is Leona Maguire, you know who she is.
25:07You see, I can talk and listen at the same time.
25:09It comes from having talk back in my air whilst presenting live TV.
25:12I can go on all afternoon.
25:15You know, it doesn't matter how many fancy websites you have
25:18or high-tech computer backpacks or whatever it is.
25:22It's a jet suit.
25:24What, like a jet pack?
25:26We prefer to say jet suits.
25:27Wow.
25:28What, can these actually fly?
25:31Yeah.
25:34My son Tyke has been broken by this.
25:36Yeah, she's a very brave woman.
25:37Do you need specialist skills to operate it, or...?
25:40You can pick it up in a couple of hours.
25:42Huh.
25:46What, me?
25:47A tete-a-tete with Leona confirmed what I already knew,
25:51that this was something I had to do
25:53to give her story the hearing it deserved.
25:56Now, do you think if I put on one of these so-called jet packs
25:59I'll help shine a light on people like you?
26:03I don't know.
26:04Because I think it will.
26:07I just don't see what that has to do with it.
26:09Yeah, but otherwise all you've got is middle-aged woman gets the sack.
26:12You introduce the jet pack and bam, you've got it.
26:14You see?
26:15Do you see now how I'm trying to help you?
26:19Yeah.
26:20Right, good.
26:21Let's get the jet pack!
26:24Okay.
26:25Has Dan Snow had a go at this?
26:27No.
26:28Good, good.
26:29And Ben Fogel?
26:30No.
26:31Great.
26:32So if Fogel or Snow get in touch, just delay getting back to them
26:35so that it doesn't actually happen.
26:38Okay, I'm ready to fly.
26:42And while my microphone may have caught some gentle exuberance,
26:45women's mental health was never far from my mind.
26:48That is absolutely awesome!
26:49Absolutely awesome!
26:50Oh, that's all these costs!
26:51Can I tell you something?
26:52I'll definitely get one of these!
26:54Sell your house!
26:55Sell the kids!
26:56But get one before they ban it!
26:57Because I'll tell you what they sell!
26:58Yeah!
26:59It's really awesome!
27:04Oh, that's what these costs!
27:06Can I tell you something?
27:07I'm definitely getting one of these!
27:13Sell your house!
27:14Sell the kids!
27:15But get one before they ban it!
27:17Because I'll tell you what they sell!
27:23Producing throttle for controlled descent onto Range Rover Roof.
27:28Ladder acquired.
27:30Well, for Leona, it's very much mission accomplished.
27:32My flight drew attention to her plight.
27:34In that regard, very much a plight flight.
27:36But it was whilst I was airborne, flying like an eagle,
27:39I realised the weightlessness I felt from jet propulsion
27:42was nothing compared to the weightlessness we all feel
27:45when we unburden ourselves, let our feelings out...
27:48Jesus!
27:49...and just talk.
27:50Goodbye.
27:57I'm old, friend.
27:58I've been writing down for a long time.
27:59I'm old, friend.
28:00And I'm all as I didn't mind.
28:01I'm old, friend.
28:02I'm old, friend.
28:03I'm old.
28:04And I am old.
28:05I've been teaching you our first class.
28:06I've been teaching us all here,
28:18in the past countries.
28:19And we'll be touching our own story.
28:20I'm old, friend.
28:21Well, I was born to dig in the past.
28:22I've been teaching you my future.
28:23And we're teaching you.
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