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How Are You Its Alan Partridge Season 01 Episode 05
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00:00Seize the day!
00:02An amateur production of Dead Poets Society,
00:05directed and produced and abridged by Alan Partridge,
00:07it's a powerful clarion call,
00:10employing us to both live life to the full
00:12and educate our children privately.
00:14Because we are food for worms, boys.
00:20Yes, believe it or not, one day each and every one of us in this room
00:24will stop breathing, turn cold, and die.
00:30And while the production ran for just three spellbinding nights,
00:33the words of Mr. Keating, the lead character, my character,
00:37have never left me.
00:39Carpe diem.
00:41See you.
00:43The day, boys.
00:48Make your lives extraordinary.
00:51It was a valuable learning experience for me, the audience,
00:55and the kids in the story played by these men.
00:58Class dismissed.
01:00But can seizing the day improve our mental health?
01:03Welcome to How Are You?
01:06It's Alan Partridge.
01:09How are you?
01:11When mental health problems strike,
01:16many people like to shake the etch-a-sketch and try something new.
01:20Whether it be yoga, peloton, women over 50 sometimes dye their hair blue,
01:25and that seems to help them.
01:26A friend of mine was dumped by his girlfriend
01:28and went so far as joining ISIS for a fortnight,
01:31but left in a dispute over food.
01:33But does any of this actually work?
01:35Well, this week I intend to find out
01:37as I navigate a slightly shaky patch in my personal life.
01:42And you will have a ringside seat for what will be an intensely personal episode.
01:47Too sausagey.
01:48As I bravely let the cameras into my own life.
01:51Do you want a tangerine?
01:53No, I don't actually.
01:54Okay.
01:55I used to bring Katrina here in the first flush of romance
02:04and carved K-E, Katrina Ellis, for AP.
02:08Alan Partridge on a dozen diseased trees
02:11while she took selfies and read her phone.
02:13But since I'm no longer in that relationship,
02:16which is all good, all good,
02:18K-E for AP no longer applies.
02:22But rather than remove the sign with an electric sander,
02:26I decided to amend the sign with my Swiss Army knife,
02:29which goes everywhere with me,
02:31to read quite simply,
02:32Keep out for area private.
02:34Keep out of this area, for this area is a private area.
02:37Which I think is an elegant solution.
02:40I've taken the negative of a failed relationship
02:42and turned it into the positive of a sign
02:44I've been meaning to put up anyway.
02:46Not that it's necessarily a negative.
02:48I feel free. I feel good.
02:50I wish the same for her.
02:52I should have seen it coming, those signs.
02:55We stopped tickling each other.
02:58She started locking the bathroom door
03:01when she was having a shower,
03:02pretending she couldn't hear me knocking in just a towel.
03:04And then my assistant found a prophylactic
03:07in the footwell of the car,
03:09which I knew wouldn't have been mine.
03:11I don't like them. It spoils the feeling.
03:13And that's when it all fell into place.
03:15No.
03:16Yes.
03:17No.
03:18Yes.
03:19No.
03:20No.
03:21No.
03:27Yes.
03:33No.
03:38No!
03:39No.
03:45No.
03:46Did you...
03:47Woo?
03:48how'd you just put the know in the yes pile?
03:49I'd put it with a no, see.
03:50No, no, no.
03:51This one.
03:52This one.
03:53She was a no.
03:54No.
03:55She's very presentable.
03:56Presentable!?
03:57Lynn?
03:58We're not into-
03:59this is not-
04:00Paddington Bear's presentable!
04:02Go out with him.
04:04Online dating.
04:05Like many men my age, I've often fired up Tinder after half a bottle of wine
04:10purely to see what's out there.
04:12Now, as a newly single bachelor, I'm taking a more considered approach.
04:16You know, it's like looking at the cast list for songs of praise.
04:20All these high necks and low hands.
04:22I suppose you want it the other way around.
04:25Well, yes, I do.
04:26If you want to push me.
04:28Yes, I do, Lynne.
04:29What, you could always go out to a sleazy disco and find yourself a strumpet?
04:32Lynne, there is a happy medium, yeah?
04:35And I would like a medium, by the way.
04:38And don't try and get around it on a technicality
04:40by booking me dinner with a large clairvoyant
04:43and claiming, well, she's a medium, because I know you.
04:46You do need to look at their personalities.
04:48Yeah, well, get to that. That's the next round.
04:50And round three is kids.
04:53But seizing the day for better mental health
04:55isn't just about romantic affection,
04:57which is why I'm getting out
04:59and reviving platonic relationships, too.
05:02A pub quiz is not a measure of intelligence.
05:05I've seen pub quizzes won by a team of postmen before now.
05:08It's more for men to fix with other men
05:09and talk about personal issues
05:13under the veneer of a trivia quiz.
05:16For some reason, it seems to find it easier to talk about an upsetting divorce
05:21or a bum complaint
05:22while shouting out the dates of famous battles.
05:26And tonight promises to be extra special
05:28because I've not quizzed with my friends for a year
05:31as Katrina thought they wore cheap trainers.
05:33Oh, OK, probably my fault.
05:37I didn't let them know I was coming.
05:39And as I said to them,
05:40totally fine to have replaced me as a team member.
05:44I was away for a year.
05:45And you don't want to be going into a quiz as tough as that
05:47with a member down.
05:48That would be like turning up with a water pistol
05:50to the Battle of the Somme,
05:52which began on the 1st of July 1960,
05:54which I'm sure they'll know.
05:55Oh, this is the museum out.
05:57They used to love this.
05:58Uh, antics roadshow.
06:00Yeah, and they were totally...
06:02They couldn't have been nicer about the whole thing.
06:05Uh, casualty, original version.
06:06Yes, and in the replacement of me with Ollie Denvers,
06:10very shrewd choice.
06:12Uh, Ollie has a great knowledge of literature
06:15because when his wife left him,
06:18he read all her books in an attempt to win her back.
06:20It didn't work,
06:21but it left him with an encyclopedic knowledge
06:23of women's literature.
06:28Just Good Friends.
06:31Yeah?
06:33Oh, they're scratching their heads.
06:34I'm going to have to tell them.
06:36God, give me that.
06:37Where would they be without me?
06:42Yeah, Just Good Friends.
06:45Yeah, the 80s sitcom.
06:48Just Good Friends.
06:49There's more than can be said for you lot.
06:54Yeah.
06:56Uh, actually, I love those guys.
06:58Ski Sunday.
07:08When a car's that far up behind, that close,
07:13I want to pull over and say,
07:14do you, excuse me,
07:16when you walk along the street,
07:17do you walk along the street with your nose pressed
07:19against the arse of the person in front of you?
07:21Because that's what you're f***ing doing with me.
07:24Psychologists believe in displacement anger,
07:26a phenomenon in which rage at one thing
07:28comes out in response to something else.
07:30But in this case,
07:31the woman was just a very poor driver.
07:33Take your nose out of my bottom.
07:35I've never met you before.
07:36I'll have to slam on my anchor
07:37so he goes rams into the back of me.
07:40I'm fully covered.
07:42You've probably got third-party fire and theft,
07:44you piece of s***.
07:45I'm sorry.
07:47How are you?
07:53I'm seeing what seizing the day can do for my mental health.
07:57And while for me,
07:58Sundays are about slobbing around in tracky bottoms,
08:01watching documentaries about collapsing bridges,
08:03today I'm trying something more dignified.
08:06Fine, fine.
08:07That's great.
08:07Since 1980,
08:09church attendance in Britain has almost halved.
08:12Do you want a few more?
08:13But here in the Church of John the Baptist in Norwich,
08:16things are no different than they were in 1980,
08:19including their clothes.
08:20Alan, do you want to help her?
08:21She's always pushing.
08:23She can see where the seats are.
08:25So what's the big idea?
08:26Well, churchgoers like my assistant Lynn
08:29go on about an inner peace that comes from worship,
08:31and today I've agreed to give it a go.
08:33And while I quickly realized it wasn't for me,
08:40what with all the smiling and having to kneel down,
08:42I was more than happy to stay.
08:49You see, I'm what you'd call a Christo-skeptic,
08:52and I've always filed God under pleasant but far-fetched,
08:55the same bracket as Santa and female Doctor Who's.
08:58Clearly, Jesus was a decent chap,
09:03albeit with heavy Lib Dem vibes,
09:05but I've always been unmoved by his message,
09:07and today is no exception.
09:10But mine was a watching brief,
09:12and with the sing-song finally over,
09:14I was happy to give my tips
09:16on improving the audience experience.
09:19First of all, hallelujah for ditching the cold wooden benches
09:22and going with the cushioned seats.
09:23Also, I think if you'd retained the wooden benches,
09:26you'd be ruling out anyone with haemorrhoids,
09:27and right there, you'd be halving your congregation.
09:30So, full marks on the cushions.
09:32The problem is the band.
09:34I don't care how holy they are, they've got to go.
09:37If I want to listen to four bald men playing guitars,
09:40I'll listen to Will-o'-the-Wisp down at the Boxley Wheat Chief,
09:44who, to be fair, are pretty tight.
09:46They've got a good sound.
09:48But the church has to modernize,
09:50and I said one word to you, didn't I, Lynn?
09:53Synthesizer.
09:53Synthesizer.
09:54And I said, a few other words?
09:56Can't remember.
09:56Simmons electronic drum kit with adjustable volume.
10:00I see no reason why, within three years,
10:02the church should not be fully electronic.
10:05It's an exciting thought, isn't it?
10:07Oh, yes.
10:08Yeah.
10:09Yes.
10:09I'm pleased to say the church has since invested in volume-controllable drums.
10:17Although my intervention has rubbed some of the older ones up the wrong way,
10:21and I don't go anymore.
10:23In a church setting, electronic drum kits offer a more controlled, clean and adaptable sound,
10:29reducing stage noise while ensuring a balanced mix.
10:32But try telling that to this lot.
10:33And so, after all this talk of the last supper,
10:41I'm off for a first cuppa with a woman I met on a dating website.
10:46To some people, modern dating is too cold and detached.
10:50They say that choosing a partner should be different from choosing an air fryer.
10:54I take a different view.
10:55With a larger pool of dates to choose from online,
10:58there's less need to pussyfoot, allowing both parties to be honest and save time.
11:04I've cut dates short after just a few minutes, and vice versa.
11:07One woman told me, thanks, but no thanks.
11:10Your shoulders are too narrow, and the ear on the right-hand side of your head
11:13sits slightly higher than the ear on the left-hand side of your head.
11:16Both perfectly fair comments.
11:18Some people don't take it too well.
11:20I told one date that I preferred women who don't wear glasses.
11:23She said, is that so they can't see what you look like properly?
11:26And whilst I laughed in the moment, I did think, what a nasty woman.
11:32But this afternoon, I do have a date.
11:35All set?
11:36Not with her.
11:37Yes.
11:39Oh.
11:42Pop the heated seat on.
11:44I know you like that.
11:45Yes.
11:46Just level one.
11:48Don't want to boil your arse.
11:50First dates are always fraught with uncertainty.
11:53For peace of mind, I arrange to meet in a coffee shop with a big window
11:56and have my assistant take a photo from a state-of-the-art camera phone.
12:01Go.
12:02We then compare it with my date's profile picture
12:05to see if there's been a breach of trust.
12:08How do I zoom in?
12:09Just widen your fingers.
12:11Well...
12:12On the screen.
12:13Oh.
12:13Yeah, that's the back of her head.
12:16Well, she turned away.
12:17Right, well, I'm going to have to get her to turn around, but this time be ready.
12:20Right.
12:25Hello?
12:25Hello.
12:26Uh, causing traffic, I'm afraid.
12:28That's all right.
12:29Uh, interesting fact about the building opposite you, uh, there's a nest under the eaves
12:33that they say belongs to a couple of black-winged kites, but you have to look quite closely.
12:37Are you looking?
12:41Yeah.
12:42Yeah.
12:44Anyway, as I say, I'll be about ten minutes.
12:46Why are you saying you're ten minutes away when we both know you're not?
12:49I can hear the same ambulance down the phone as I can outside this place, so you're not
12:54ten minutes away.
12:56I don't appreciate being spied on.
12:58Oh.
12:59Well, that's a shame.
13:03She must have been pretty smart to piece that together.
13:06You said you quite like clever women.
13:08No, I said I liked quite clever women.
13:11Then, crucial difference.
13:12I forgot to say my girlfriend Katrina left me for my best friend, Daryl Flench.
13:16Daryl's found a Katrina, as you can see, they're Range Rovers.
13:25Oh, yeah.
13:26Yeah, well, when, uh, when the three of us were all parked next to each other, it was,
13:29it was red, white, and blue.
13:30It used to look like the, uh, the Union flag, wrongly called the Union Jack.
13:34But, uh, without me, it's, it's just the St George's flag.
13:38Well, that makes you Scotland.
13:39Yeah, quite like Scotland.
13:41The Romans never conquered the Scots.
13:43Nope.
13:43That's what Hadrian's War was all about.
13:44Yeah.
13:45I mean, those two won't know that.
13:46They're thick as pig shit.
13:47Shall I bang the horn?
13:48No.
13:48No, I'm not going to.
13:51But none of this is to diminish the pain of a breakup.
13:54You can throw yourself into new experiences, but studies show that anxiety is common in
13:59the aftermath, particularly if she's being a bitch.
14:02This came as well.
14:04There's no stamp on it?
14:05It's from next door.
14:06She wants a record player back.
14:08Oh, well, if she wants a record player back, just tell her she can prize it from my cold,
14:12dead hands.
14:13Oh.
14:14I'd replace the stylus.
14:15I changed the speakers.
14:16So, yes, you can whistle Dixie.
14:18But she doesn't even know what that is.
14:20She won't even know the tune.
14:22She won't.
14:22No.
14:23Do you know the tune, Lynn?
14:24Well, if she wants it back, she'll have to lawyer up.
14:39In fact, can you ring my lawyer up?
14:41Yeah.
14:41Do you know the Yellow Rose of Texas?
14:43Yes.
14:44Do you like Confederate songs?
14:45I love them.
14:47That makes sense.
14:48I feel sad for Katrina and wish her every success in moving on.
14:53But that's not the same as rolling over.
14:56And that means decisive action.
15:03Where is he?
15:05Okay, look, we're going to have to jivvy him along.
15:06He charges by the hour and part of an hour.
15:09And if he can eek it past 60 minutes, then I get charged the same amount again.
15:13Don't worry, I've got my game face on.
15:15Yeah, what game's that?
15:16Battleships.
15:17Sorry about that.
15:18I've eaten into your time a little bit, haven't I?
15:21Yeah.
15:22I was just digging out your file.
15:25Yeah, I can see the crumbs on your tie.
15:28Oh, indeed.
15:29Well, just thought I'd squeeze in a quick sandwich while I was...
15:31Digging out my file.
15:32Right.
15:33Take a seat.
15:34Now, how are you?
15:37Good.
15:38And how, may I ask?
15:40As is Lynn.
15:41How's old, um...
15:42Fine. Everyone we know is fine.
15:44Righty-toddy.
15:45Now, in your email, you requested that I look into the legal situation with regards to items
15:54that have been contested in the aftermath of a breakup.
16:00Namely, one, a record player.
16:04Two, don't help me...
16:07No, I will.
16:08Well, it was a Poggenpol fridge worth £5,000 that she coerced me into buying for her.
16:12How did she coerce you?
16:14She gratified me physically in a way that she had previously declined to entertain.
16:21What are you doing?
16:22Soaking a ball of sweat.
16:23Okay.
16:23Now, you asked me to consider your claims in the light of all this, and I have done so.
16:37Bottom line it.
16:38Start with the record player.
16:39The issue...
16:40Sorry, would you like a...
16:41No.
16:42The issue, insofar as it pertains to the question, is whether the record player has been co-owned
16:50for long enough so that it meets the definition of joint use.
16:54Now, as far as I know, it was in your home for...
16:5813 months.
16:59Let me see, that's January, February...
17:0313 months.
17:03March.
17:05April, then.
17:05Graham, Graham, it's 13 months.
17:07Now, what I need from you is a detailed account of the timeline.
17:13It's all in the email, Graham.
17:15No, I'll just say.
17:17Have it again.
17:17Alan Gordon Partridge met Katrina Reddice 13 months ago, began romantic liaison, co-purchased
17:25record player on her credit card but kept in his house.
17:27Fancy fridge on his credit card but in her house.
17:29He replaces stylus.
17:30She ends relationship and requests appliance back.
17:33Alan refuses.
17:34Sought advice.
17:34End a story.
17:35Send the letter, please.
17:36Thank you and goodbye.
17:37Good luck.
17:39You're back on the Red Bull.
17:40Eh?
17:44How are you?
17:47Deciding to grab life by the horns isn't without its challenges.
17:53Some people will seek to hamper and obstruct.
17:56In my case, my former partner has taken issue with my new, tougher attitude.
18:00The following private conversation is broadcast here with my permission.
18:04Oh, Katrina.
18:05Lovely to see you.
18:06You've got my record player.
18:08Yes, it's in the garage.
18:09Help yourself.
18:09It might sound a bit crackly, though, because I put the old stylus back on, having removed
18:13the one that I paid for.
18:15Whatever.
18:15Oh, and bad news.
18:17Um, yeah.
18:18Two might have eaten through your Bose speakers.
18:22Well, how's that happened?
18:23Because I rubbed some cheese on.
18:25That's mature.
18:27What, me or the cheese?
18:28Hey, how's your big brown boy?
18:31Daryl is fine, thank you.
18:33No hard feelings whatsoever.
18:36Oh.
18:36You should tell him to try Viagra.
18:38All right, I'll tell him next week at the Bahrain Grand Prix.
18:43What, you got tickets for the Grand Prix in the stands, probably?
18:47Pit lane access, full hospitality package.
18:50If you've got the money, you're more than welcome to join us.
18:52Do I want to fly to the Middle East and get heat stroke while I watch some men change tyres
18:58quickly?
18:59Hmm.
18:59I think I'd rather be on a long-haul flight in economy class in the middle seat with Noel Edmonds
19:08on one side and another Noel Edmonds on the other.
19:11And guess who the air stewardess is?
19:13It's Noel Edmonds.
19:14Pathetic.
19:16I was enjoying seizing the day, but what I didn't realise was that the freedom to try
19:21new things was leaving me dangerously untethered.
19:26The arse of the person in front of you.
19:27My encounter with Katrina had gone well, with friends agreeing the Noel Edmonds line was
19:32as good as anything you'd hear from a professional comedian.
19:35I now know I should have left it there.
19:36Alan Partroy.
19:38What an audience.
19:42What an audience.
19:43Yeah, looking good.
19:45Looking good.
19:45Where are you from?
19:47Norwich.
19:48And where are you from?
19:49Norwich.
19:50And where are you from?
19:52Norwich.
19:53Where are you from?
19:54Norwich.
19:55And where are you from?
19:56Norwich.
19:59What else has been going on?
20:01I went to the supermarket the other day, Nick down there, and I've got that.
20:07I could not believe how many milks there are.
20:09We've got too many milks.
20:12Come on.
20:14Oat milk.
20:14Hemp milk.
20:15Soya milk.
20:16Rice milk.
20:18Buffalo milk.
20:19Condensed milk.
20:21I mean, the list goes, I've got them down here.
20:25Potato milk?
20:27You don't get chips from a cow?
20:29I've got a bit about gender stuff.
20:31Can't do that.
20:31Because the bar person said he is one.
20:35Um.
20:36Um.
20:36Oh, this is a funny.
20:37No, I can't do that.
20:38They found that body.
20:39So what else has been going on?
20:41You're in a lower.
20:42You look like you are.
20:42Is that because I followed you earlier?
20:44Yeah?
20:44Because you were going to that.
20:45Just wind your neck in.
20:47Looking at the footage now, I see a troubled funny man indeed.
20:51Fucking crucified you, mate.
20:52For while others say it was objectively funny with strong gags and good crowd work,
20:56to me something feels off, like seeing a tattooed toddler or Nick Ferrari dancing.
21:01While some might draw pleasure from jetting off to the Bahrain Grand Prix,
21:06where the flag is as chequered as Bahrain's human rights record,
21:10true joy for me comes from helping others.
21:13If I want to find mental contentment, it's not my day I need to seize.
21:18It's someone else's.
21:19But who to help?
21:21During my time as a radio DJ, I received thousands of letters from listeners,
21:25and I binned them all.
21:27But pottering in my office recently, I found one.
21:29Spicksworth resident Gillian Groves was one of the show's most prolific contributors.
21:34Along with Diane Bowe and Patricia Dove, she was one of the big three,
21:38never short of a reason to complain about anything from dogfowling to Romanians.
21:43That was Nasty Manx Oasis with one of their songs.
21:47Yes, indeed.
21:48Now, all week we have been giving shoutouts to listeners
21:52in need of a good old-fashioned cheer-up.
21:54We've had quite a few sad stories.
21:56No time to go through them all, but to sum up,
21:58we have had shed blue away, horse destroyed, hairdresser moved...
22:03Find another one.
22:03...granny swindled, and bad porn found.
22:09But one that stood out for us was from Gillian Groves,
22:12a retired nurse in Spicksworth...
22:14Let me check time.
22:15...who writes,
22:15I always enjoyed the two-fingered Cadbury's time-out bars.
22:20They may not be fashionable or cool.
22:22They probably don't eat them on yachts or in Buckingham Palace,
22:26but they brought a lot of joy to a lot of people.
22:29When Cadbury's stopped making them, my family were really angry.
22:32We've been trying to contact Cadbury's,
22:35but we've been met with a veritable wall of silence,
22:39not so much as a whisper.
22:41Yeah, a Cadbury's whisper.
22:42Which is why I said it.
22:43Yeah, come on, Cadbury's.
22:45I mean, it's not much to ask.
22:46You know, a retired nurse devoted a whole life to the care of...
22:50A dental nurse.
22:51Is it?
22:51Yeah.
22:51Oh, well, all right then.
22:53You know, a dental nurse spent a whole life chatting to people
22:56and providing pink water
22:58should be able to eat her preferred chocolate wafer.
23:02As long as she brushes her teeth afterwards.
23:03Well, she'll know that.
23:04Of course she will.
23:05She will know.
23:06So, as you can see,
23:07Gillian was in desperate need of a mental health boost,
23:10and I intend to give it to her right now.
23:14She's away on a coach trip,
23:15leaving me and a few willing volunteers
23:1724 hours to make a difference to her mental health
23:20by sprucing up her terrible house.
23:24Right!
23:26I'm here with two strippers.
23:28No, not that kind.
23:30You wouldn't want these two
23:31taking their clothes off
23:32while staring into your eyes.
23:34Maybe you would.
23:35Maybe you would.
23:36All right, lads?
23:38Yeah, good.
23:38Great.
23:40Just stripping wallpaper, eh?
23:42Yeah.
23:44There.
23:51I'll leave you to it then, yeah.
23:54No slacking.
23:55Tea breaks every hour.
23:56Keep my eye on you two.
23:58I later learned this decorator was fitted with a catheter,
24:01which needed emptying every hour.
24:03But that does not explain why his friend had to go, too.
24:07Come on, gather.
24:0818 hours later, and the renovation is complete.
24:12Margaret Thatcher would be proud of you,
24:14which means I am proud of you,
24:15because you work for absolutely nothing.
24:18Don't forget, you're the Cogs.
24:21Without you, the machine stops working.
24:23But keep that under your hat, yeah?
24:25Wouldn't want it getting around.
24:26Seriously, though, you know, if whatever you do for a living,
24:31if someone from a union comes up and starts bending your ear
24:33about working conditions,
24:34just settle the bods upstairs, leave it to them.
24:37And give yourselves a round of applause.
24:38Oh, no, you don't come out until I say surprise, yeah?
24:48You've done it so badly when we've practised it.
24:50Jillian?
24:56Yes.
24:57Jillian Groves?
24:58Yes.
24:58Surprise!
25:00Surprise!
25:02Jillian, you wrote to me several years ago
25:04when I was a DJ at North Norfolk Digital.
25:06I wrote to lots of people.
25:08Okay, well, I haven't forgotten you,
25:09and we decided today it was time to give you something
25:12you won't forget, a brand new house.
25:15You've bought me a house?
25:16No, but we've taken a room in your old house
25:18and made it look, made it seem like a new...
25:20That doesn't matter about that.
25:21You come with me.
25:22Alan Partridge.
25:24That's right.
25:25So, let's have a look at your new home.
25:27Walk into your house.
25:32This was her lounge before, but now...
25:43Here you go.
25:44Thanks.
25:47Oh, wow.
25:48I think we're like this.
25:53Yeah.
25:54Yeah.
25:55You're all right.
25:57You're all right.
25:58Hey?
25:59Lovely, isn't it?
26:00It's marvellous.
26:02Is it finished?
26:03On time and on budget.
26:04Are the walls just going to be white?
26:07Going to be white.
26:08They are white.
26:09It's a bit different from what it was before.
26:11Yeah, different's good.
26:12I like change.
26:14Is that my chair out there?
26:16Er, in the skip.
26:17That's your old chair.
26:18You've got a nice brand new chair.
26:20It's good to change things, Gillian.
26:21Where's my little horse pulling a cart with barrels on it?
26:27Oh, you mean the ceramic horse pulling the miniature beer barrels?
26:30Yeah.
26:30I've got to say, Gillian, that was pretty horrible.
26:34I think most people thought that.
26:37Oh, I liked it.
26:39You didn't like it, Gillian.
26:41You were just used to it.
26:43I would love to live here.
26:45I really would.
26:50Change is always unsettling,
26:52but in the end, after each volunteer had spoken to Maureen separately,
26:55we managed to make her see that she did like the new room after all.
26:59Who told you I'd like this?
27:02And so, thanks to these exciting new experiences,
27:05I've learned for better mental health, I need to seize the day.
27:08Make your lives extraordinary.
27:10And I hope others will seize the day, too.
27:13Together, we can all be Caesars,
27:15which is the name of a gay sauna in Norwich.
27:17Fast as best.
27:20See a stream
27:21Burn your face
27:25I promise you I'll ever
27:29For my mistakes
27:31See a stream
27:35Burn your face
27:38
27:43Brant
27:44Si
27:45Discover
27:45Will
27:45clamp your face
27:46f
27:47Build
27:48rée
27:49beber
27:49inf
27:51gli
27:52v
27:53onze
27:53vin
27:53in
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27:54We
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