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Chad Powers Season 1 Episode 3
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00:00this is insane
00:07wait a second georgia's picked the ball up
00:11did he drop that ball before he got to the goal line georgia sure thinks he did
00:16georgia is going to win a championship in the most outrageous improbable painful way
00:23for holiday and the ducks
00:24he couldn't expect this from holiday throughout his career
00:29this is going to haunt him really for the rest of his life
00:32you imagine the nfl as good as holiday is
00:34you want this guy to be the face of your friend
00:37even for holiday this is a new low
00:54power power right now come here
01:05i'm going in
01:07looks like it
01:09all right chad it's time to shine baby
01:11what are you doing coach
01:13jerry's got to take a link
01:16what is this i don't want anyone to see my dingo link
01:19oh no what what why are you squatting
01:24it's easier this way he's not holding my hand
01:26here it comes here comes the tt
01:27oh god it's hot it's like sizzling
01:29just watch where you're aiming please
01:31pressure on the next series
01:32got
01:33fellas what's going on come on we got the ball
01:35i'm still coming out coach i'm coming out coach
01:37wait oh
01:38well do a kegel pitch it off
01:40come on
01:41just be careful
01:42you're great backup
01:46get some signal jerry
01:58this is his urine
02:01it's weird that you're still holding it
02:05i don't know what to do with it
02:09okay
02:14thank you
02:16thanks coach
02:18you're welcome
02:18you're gonna wash your hands
02:39that's another sack taken by jerry dugan
02:48and greg that's the kind of home opener it's been for south georgia here at riverbend stadium
02:52yeah it's been a slog for sure i mean down 13-3 and this catfish offense can't seem to get anything going
02:58jerry come on come on okay
03:00i didn't know i could get hit this much and not die
03:02get back to the skeleton for a long term
03:05don't worry about your skeleton
03:07all right
03:08look we're gonna slow things down
03:09we're gonna make a play our game
03:11all right
03:11take your time out's almost over
03:12should we pray
03:13god's not real son
03:15you get your ass back out there
03:17you are an incredible motivator of young men
03:25thanks coach
03:26start warming up
03:39why
03:40because we're not going to come back with this dink and dunk bullshit from jerry
03:44you're one of the coaches says
03:45i am one of the coaches
03:46it's man
03:49if you're the quarterback you have to find a way to provide a spark to this offense
03:53absolutely south georgia has to come away with points on this drive
03:57you see this formation
04:00cover team man
04:04every time we go twins on third down they're giving us this look
04:06all game
04:07we can expose them
04:11throw the fucking ball
04:17you wish you could play football
04:20why do you think i ran track
04:23gotta compete somehow
04:25unless you won all the races
04:28some of them yeah
04:32made it all the way to olympic qualifying
04:37wow
04:39then on the last turn i uh clipped a hurdle
04:41and
04:42fucked my knee
04:44and my attitude
04:45did never win again
04:49dang it
04:55dang it
04:55yes trad
04:57dang it
04:59hey ricky
05:14Hey, Ricky.
05:16Yeah.
05:18Did your dad ask you to know about powers?
05:20No, but I think he should be warming up.
05:22I think he should stay loose.
05:23Ricky, stay in your own fucking lane.
05:26Go, dude!
05:27Jerry's having a tough enough time tonight.
05:29If he sees you and Sling Blade over here playing catch,
05:32it could get into his head.
05:33Right, because we're about to blow this game wide open.
05:36I got an idea.
05:37Why don't you go find me an empty Gatorade bottle?
05:39Would you do that?
05:40Why?
05:41Because I need a spitter, and it'll give you something to do.
05:43Right?
05:44What are you doing?
06:00What are you doing?
06:01I can see how horny you are from across the field.
06:03I'm not horny.
06:05You are clearly horny for the coach's pog daughter.
06:08I'm gay.
06:09I don't even know what a fucking pog is.
06:11It's a fat-ass white girl.
06:12It behooves me to know.
06:14Obviously, Ricky's got a chip on her shoulder.
06:16So, exploit the pog to get Chad into the game.
06:20You know, I think you just like saying pog.
06:22I do like saying it.
06:24Pog.
06:24Pog.
06:25Pog.
06:26Jerry Dugan trying to capitalize on this trip to the red zone.
06:30Yeah, the way the game has gone offensively, the last thing...
06:32Trisha, you can't smoke in the suites.
06:36Well, when you paid for the Jumbotron, you can smoke anywhere.
06:40You didn't write that check.
06:42You may have his money, but you are not your daddy.
06:44Oh, Davis.
06:48We're almost at the end of the third quarter.
06:50Don't you...
06:50Don't you need to get to the airport?
06:52Airport?
06:53Mm-hmm.
06:54Don't you always scoot early because your plane's little engine takes so long to warm up?
06:58Now we're comparing jets.
07:01Oh, no.
07:02I have a jet.
07:04You have a Sipian with wings.
07:07Probably a woman pilot.
07:09I do not have a woman pilot.
07:11And what's wrong with a woman pilot?
07:15Nothing.
07:20Let's push it!
07:21Gun double right, 52 zig, Omaha.
07:23Need six, Jerry.
07:24Yeah, and if I'm him, I'm looking at the direction of Nishan Leonard here.
07:29Nishan, Nishan, Nishan.
07:31He floats one over the middle.
07:34God damn.
07:36And it's intercepted in the end zone.
07:38Picked off by Ole Miss.
07:39And Cheryl runs it back to the 30.
07:42That was just an awful pass by Dugan.
07:46Fucking at him.
07:47What'd you say?
07:48Up and at him.
07:49Just to myself.
07:51Fuck.
07:53That's what you're doing.
07:54I lost radio.
08:02Me too.
08:03Yeah?
08:03That's a shit out of bullshit!
08:05God damn it, Nishan!
08:07You get electric to this like a goddamn eel!
08:09Yeah, well, eels ain't electric.
08:10Eels are classically electric!
08:11What, do you ever go to class?
08:12Yo, man, what?
08:13What we be talking about?
08:14We talking about the game, we talking about animal class.
08:16Hey, hey, hey.
08:17Here, here, here.
08:18You guys said it anyway.
08:20Come on.
08:21Okay, y'all.
08:21I'm gonna head out.
08:23Not because my plane engines need time to warm up, okay?
08:28It's just because it's obvious we're gonna lose.
08:30Yeah.
08:30We'll see about that.
08:34Defense!
08:36Defense!
08:37Defense!
08:38Defense!
08:39Defense!
08:39Defense!
08:40Hey, Coach.
08:43What's up?
08:44What's that third down look you saw when you said we could expose your secondary?
08:50What about it?
08:52Do you have a play to expose them?
08:57Yeah.
09:00The, uh, gun right zip, 782, Aggie special.
09:04I don't think Jerry can make that throw.
09:09Uh, you know, you know, at practice, Coach Dobbs said I was mentally retarded, but he said
09:18Jerry's physically retarded.
09:21Okay.
09:22I can make that throw.
09:24One Jerry can't make, I can make it.
09:26Because I think the catfish, we need a different kind of retard.
09:29Uh, you might think so, but, uh, obviously, Coach doesn't.
09:33Yeah, I think he'd listen to you.
09:35I mean, think about it, it's like, inside of your ovaries, you carry the eggs of his grandbaby.
09:39What are you talking, why?
09:41I mean, he'd listen to you because he's your dad.
09:43Out here he's not.
09:44He's not, he's not my dad, and I am not his daughter.
09:48Why?
09:49I mean, it's bad enough that a girl's on the sideline, but she doesn't even deserve her job.
09:53Daddy gave it to her.
09:55He says who?
09:56Everyone in the stadium.
09:57Everyone in the stadium.
09:58Who is that?
10:00All right, sounds like they're just a bunch of...
10:02You don't need to say it again.
10:06All right, let's prove them wrong.
10:09Rick, headsets go on to shit.
10:11Where's the backups?
10:12What?
10:13They're in their equipment room.
10:14All right, can you get them?
10:15Right now?
10:16We're not winning this game without radio.
10:18All right, we'll maybe finish the conversation.
10:20All right, come on in.
10:20We're in the middle of the game.
10:38Oh, Ricky, thank God.
10:42What are you doing down here?
10:43We're in the middle of the game.
10:44I know, and we're getting our asses handed to us on a silver platter.
10:48Got one of them round things on top they lifted up.
10:50It's just ass.
10:51Yeah, well, I got to get these headsets back to the sideline.
10:54Oh, terrific.
10:54That's where I was heading until I got lost.
10:56Oh.
10:57I can, can you be on the sideline?
11:00I don't know.
11:00Can I?
11:01I, I, I, I don't really know.
11:03I don't, I don't know what the rules are.
11:05I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't really know if I give a shit.
11:08Let's go.
11:09Let's go.
11:23You're fast.
11:25I trained to one day run from the park.
11:26Go fish.
11:36Go fish.
11:37Come on.
11:42Why do you keep looking at that guy?
11:44Who?
11:44The backup QB Chad something.
11:47Why are you looking at where I'm looking?
11:49Ew, are you fucking him?
11:50No, it's fucking me.
11:53He's like extremely ugly.
11:56Got the headsets.
11:59Got them.
12:00Oh, hey, Rick, we actually got these working.
12:02We're fine.
12:03Oh.
12:04No worries.
12:05Just fuck me, right?
12:06Ouch.
12:08Kirsten.
12:10Boosters really shouldn't be on the sidelines.
12:11And yet here I am.
12:13It's the fourth quarter.
12:14We can't.
12:14I want to know how it's going to be different than the other three.
12:16Well, you're going to find out with everybody else.
12:18Now, what are we thinking, rattle?
12:20Third and four?
12:20Oh, so we're just going bun again, huh?
12:24We don't have to.
12:27Coach, when they go cover two-man, their safeties are lining up really wide.
12:34We can attack the middle of the field vertically.
12:37Coach, that's not a bad idea, but Jerry can't make the throw.
12:41I can.
12:44Chad can.
12:45He can do it.
12:46I think, honestly, no offense, Jerry.
12:50I think we needed a different kind of retard at QB.
12:54I do take offense.
12:55You said that really offensively.
12:56Sweetheart, we're only down ten points at the beginning of the fourth quarter.
13:00But you know when ten points feels like three, and you also know when it feels like 21.
13:03This feels like 21.
13:04Okay, so you want to switch quarterbacks in our open.
13:06So if Chad shits the bed, then you've ruined Chad and Jerry.
13:11I'm not going to shit the bed.
13:13You've never played on a stage this big, okay?
13:16If you're no fault of your own, you could shit the bed.
13:20Oh, you wouldn't even know.
13:21Bed's already covered in shit.
13:22It's Jerry's shit.
13:24You know, the bed's full of turds.
13:26They're falling out.
13:26They're moving their way in the hallway.
13:28No offense.
13:28Everything you guys are saying is really offensive.
13:30Okay, okay, now let's play class.
13:33I am Team Ricky Yolt.
13:35Change can be invigorating.
13:36Let's just trap you.
13:36This is not fucking play-calling Congress.
13:39I just want to win, Coach.
13:41I want to win.
13:43Look, Jerry is our quarterback.
13:45I know.
13:45So drop it, sweetheart.
13:47Holy shit, can you please stop fucking calling me sweetheart?
13:49Oh my God, will you get over it?
13:51I call you sweetheart because I'm your dad.
13:54And you're lucky that I'm your dad.
13:56Because it's the only reason I indulge this insubordinate trap.
13:59We're going to lose.
14:00We're going to lose, and you're the only one who doesn't see it.
14:03Just like with Wendy.
14:06You're done for the night.
14:08Off the field.
14:08Are you serious?
14:09Now.
14:11Fuck.
14:12Time out.
14:12Time out.
14:14And Jake Hudson has to burn a timeout at the start of the quarter.
14:18Yeah, what a disaster.
14:19The catfish side.
14:26Give Jerry the play.
14:29Ricky's play.
14:30No.
14:38What did it buy some diverse coaching?
14:39Sure, sure.
14:40Truly.
14:41You cannot be here right now.
14:43Yep.
14:43You need to go.
14:44Folks have been telling me all night what I can't do.
14:47I want you to know what I can do if I have to.
14:49Hey, coach.
15:05You all right?
15:07Yeah.
15:08Yeah, that was an awesome interaction, both personally, professionally, in front of fucking everyone.
15:13I didn't mean for it to go that way.
15:17That wasn't me.
15:18That was me.
15:19That was my shit.
15:20That's what I do.
15:22I lose.
15:22I fucking lose.
15:24And then I just melt down.
15:26And from the jaws of defeat, I snatch more defeat.
15:30I don't know what it's like.
15:31I don't know what it's like to just want to win again.
15:39You might have come in the wrong team.
15:44I don't know what it's like to just want to win again.
15:49I don't know what it's like to just want to win again.
15:54You might have come in the wrong team.
16:06Jake Hudson talking to his daughter, Ricky, who's an offensive assistant for the Catfish.
16:11The play clock is running and running and running, and it looked like they were totally oblivious to it.
16:15And the temperature, I think, turning up on that hot seat that Jake Hudson's on right now here in Riverbend Stadium.
16:20Oh my god, he came at me so fast, I honestly thought he was going to attack me.
16:42Mother, father!
16:50So Jerry Dugan is down, and it looks like Jake Hudson's going to have to turn to the backup quarterback, Chad Powers.
17:01How can Jesus let this happen?
17:04You got it.
17:05Where is it?
17:06Chad.
17:08Now, I know I told you that.
17:11You weren't ready.
17:12But screw that.
17:14You were born for this moment.
17:16Try to remember eight-year-old Chad Powers with the arm of an M61 Vulcan from when footballs through a tire swing.
17:24Every up, every down, every choice, every mistake carried you here to this spot where you belong.
17:36Life is a river, son.
17:39Tonight, you become a catfish.
17:43Are you going to say something weird?
17:59And that's one of the best, one of the cold fish, number two, Chad Powers.
18:05How late?
18:08Second down, 10, one of the catfish.
18:12My turn.
18:13We're going to go gun trip right, wide left, smash boat.
18:20Hey.
18:23It's me now.
18:25Gun.
18:26Shrimp drive.
18:27Wide left, smash boat.
18:29Oh, one.
18:30Ready.
18:31Ready.
18:32Chad Powers is a bit of an unknown.
18:35And all we know about Powers is that he won the backup job in an open tryout just a couple weeks ago.
18:40Come on, man.
18:44Come on.
18:45Come on, Russ.
18:4620, 80 cents.
18:4828, 80 cents!
18:49Go left, go left.
18:53Go left!
18:54Go.
18:54Go!
18:54Go!
18:55Go!
18:56Go!
18:56Go!
18:57Go!
18:58Go!
18:59Go!
19:01Go!
19:01Go!
19:02Go!
19:03Go!
19:03What?
19:04Left
19:09Powers is looking at third and long and it feels like this game is hanging in the balance
19:26Fires over the middle
19:34In the open Leonard it's right and just like that
19:50On one on one ready
19:55Quarterback is the market
20:04He's gonna take off
20:16Here we go
20:31Touchdown
20:35And that's sharp powers for the
20:38What the fuck are you doing?
20:51Oh mom
20:54The catfish still down by three and the clock is winding down
20:58We gotta find a way to get the ball back
21:03Ole Miss hands it off to Mitchell
21:06And he gets stopped and the ball
21:08That's our ball, that's our ball
21:10The ball's free, I'm not sure who has it
21:12Catfish ball
21:13Catfish ball
21:17South Georgia comes away with the ball
21:19Fuck yeah
21:21Let's go
21:22Let's go
21:25Alright
21:26Chad Powers has the catfish at the Ole Miss 40
21:28But it's third and long and the clock is under a minute
21:31You know Jake Hudson really wishes he had that wasted time out back
21:35Alright Chad
21:36Gun, deuce right
21:3750
21:38Charlie Dagger
21:39Gun, deuce right
21:4050
21:41Charlie Dagger on one
21:42On one, ready
21:46Can Chad Powers pull off a miracle?
21:49There it is
21:51What's happening Chad?
21:54He's not snapping the ball
21:55I don't understand what he's doing
21:56The clock is running
21:58Run the play we call Chad
22:00What's happening?
22:01Is he having an episode?
22:02I don't know coach
22:03We got 20 seconds no time out
22:05Alright easy, easy, easy
22:08We're going to Aggie special, Aggie special
22:11Did he just call his own audible?
22:12What's he doing?
22:13What's he doing?
22:14I don't know coach
22:15He's not snapping the ball
22:16I don't understand what he's doing
22:17The clock is running
22:18Run the play we call Chad
22:19What's happening?
22:20Is he having an episode?
22:21I don't know coach
22:22We got 20 seconds no time out
22:24Alright easy, easy, easy
22:25We're going to Aggie special, Aggie special
22:28Did he just call his own audible?
22:30What's he doing?
22:31Is that Aggie?
22:35It's Ricky's play
22:36If you ever fucking do this again
22:41I will kill you
22:42But right now
22:44Win this bitch
22:45Set
22:46Power's in the gun
22:47It all comes down to this
22:48180 set
22:49No
22:50No
22:51No
22:52No
22:53No
22:54No
22:55No
22:56No
22:57No
22:58No
22:59No
23:00No
23:01No
23:02No
23:03No
23:04No
23:05No
23:06No
23:07No
23:08No
23:09No
23:10Oh my God
23:11Go!
23:12Fuck!
23:13Go!
23:14Go!
23:15Go!
23:16Go!
23:23Oh my God!
23:35What the fuck is that guy?
24:11Why are you celebrating?
24:29I am.
24:38Go fish.
24:41Go fish.
24:44You and me go fishing in the dark, lying on our backs and counting the stars where the cold grass grows.
25:00Down by the river in the full middle light, we'll be falling in love in the middle of the night, just moving slow.
25:12Staying the whole night through, it feels so good to be with you.
25:24The spring is almost over and the summer has come and the days are getting long.
25:35I waited all winter for the time to be right just to take you along.
25:40Baby, get ready.
26:25Okay.
26:26I like you, Powers.
26:27Go, go!
26:28Go!
26:30You are a puzzle.
26:31Russ Holliday?
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