00:00I'm Steve. You've invited us to a barbecue, but apparently it's just going to be a normal barbecue with no vegan food.
00:10And Jenny's really vegan. You can tell from the way she's dressed that she's a vegan, and she really doesn't like to see dead animals.
00:17Sorry, buddy. Sorry, buddy. I can't eat you. What have you said?
00:23You're serving dead animals to the whole neighborhood. It's really inconsiderate of you.
00:27Why invite me to a barbecue if you know that I'm vegan?
00:30Okay, well, I guess you've got my invitation. Listen, yeah, love. I've just sent an invitation out to everyone, all the neighbors, because obviously we're having a barbecue.
00:40Didn't know that you were a vegan. We've never actually spoke before. I just wanted to invite all the neighbors, you know, have everyone feel included.
00:46Well, you should have done your research.
00:49Sorry?
00:50You should have done your research.
00:52Well, like, I've never really spoken to you before, you know? Like, I just sent an invitation in the post.
00:58Did you not think about asking if anyone had any dietary requirements?
01:01Let him talk a little bit.
01:02Yeah, I was just having a barbecue. I'm having a barbecue, and I wanted to invite everyone on the street, okay, yeah, in the clothes to see if anyone wanted to come.
01:13Um, yeah. Even the people who I don't really speak to, and like, if they want to come, they can come.
01:18If you don't want to come, then like, then like, you don't have to come.
01:23Why would you make a social event out of eating dead things?
01:26Well, no. There's some stuff you can have there. There's potatoes there, you know? There's chips, there's potato salad. There's going to be lettuce and stuff.
01:35So you're basically saying that you eat like a rabbit?
01:38No, I've not said that either.
01:40You just said I shouldn't eat lettuce.
01:42No, I'm saying that that's there. But like, if you don't, if you don't want to come, then like, you don't have to come.
01:47Like, I invited everyone, you know?
01:50If you don't want to come, I think you should be educated on how people eat plant-based, because not everyone eats dead things, you know?
01:57You should have been more considerate about who's coming to your barbecue.
01:59So is anyone else coming that's got different dietary requirements?
02:04Well, there's a Jewish couple coming over, and I've said that cool, that like, I'll get halal and like, kosher meat, you know?
02:11Like, yeah.
02:12Why can't you get some vegan stuff?
02:14I can get vegan sausages, I can get vegan sausages, but then like, in between when I'm cooking, I'm not going to clean it, you know?
02:20Because it's just, it's just, it's just inconvenient.
02:24So you're going to give everyone food poisoning, because you're not going to clean the grill?
02:27No, I'm going to clean it after I finish with it, but it's not like it's going to cause food poisoning, is it?
02:32But why wouldn't you do that for me?
02:34Have you got a thing against vegans?
02:35No, I've not, I've not, I've not got a fear about vegans, honey, but it's just, like, it's a barbecue.
02:41I didn't know that you were vegan.
02:43If you don't want to come to the barbecue, then like, you don't have to come, but like I said, there's potatoes and stuff like that, which you can have.
02:48If you don't want to come, that's perfectly fine.
02:51Sorry, Steve, your name is right?
02:54Yes.
02:54What, are you a vegan as well?
02:57No, no, no, not at all.
03:00Yeah, okay, so like, okay, so like, you can come if you want to come, but like, yeah, like, it's just, it was an open invitation.
03:08Can't invite me and not my daughter, that wouldn't be fair.
03:10No, no, no, it's an open invitation, if she wants to come, then like, she can come.
03:16But like, she...
03:16So you're going to have an vegan thing for me, you're going to have to clean the grill.
03:19Okay, but like, you don't have to come if you don't want to come.
03:23But I want to come, but the world doesn't evolve around me, Teeter.
03:25Just calm down a little bit.
03:26Yeah.
03:26Look, she's a lovely girl when you get to know her.
03:30I know she's being a little bit awkward now.
03:32Yeah, I can see.
03:34Yeah, all right then, okay.
03:36Only I can say that, not you.
03:38So yeah, if you just try and cope with her just a little bit more, let's just say put something else on,
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