00:03No, I don't want a medal. I just want to look out on my house, from my house, and see that your garden, everyone's garden is, you know, reasonably neat and tidy.
00:11Get some new blinds or something. Stick something on your windows to make it look like a nice garden, because trust me, I've not got the time to do it.
00:17Why don't you just tidy it up? Get rid of the rubbish.
00:19I do not have the time, and it's none of your business.
00:23What, you work all the time, do you?
00:25Yeah, and I've got a kid.
00:28Yeah, so, you have free time on a Sunday, surely, an hour to clear up.
00:34You've got no one can help you, partner, dad, anyone.
00:37What about the time for myself, huh?
00:39Well, I don't care about that. All I care about is how nice this place looks.
00:44Well, it's not your place, so mind your own business.
00:47You look at it, I mean...
00:49Yeah, I have looked at it, and to be honest, who cares?
00:52You're the only person on this planet who cares about what my front garden looks like.
00:54I think you need to get a job or a hobby or something.
00:56What I'll have to do, I don't want to get nasty about this, but I'm going to have to ring the council and get them to come and take a look.
01:00Do it. Do it, my friend.
01:02Yeah, and then what they'll do is they'll charge you for taking it all away, which is stupid, isn't it?
01:07You might as well do it yourself.
01:09Have you not got anything better to do?
01:11That's not the point.
01:12Yeah, I think it is. I think you've got too much time on your hand.
01:15What about you, okay? Your ridiculously dirty, horrible front garden.
01:20I mean, you're ruining the rest of your lovely house.
01:22What's that all about?
01:24It is literally none of your business.
01:25I am a single mum.
01:26I have a job.
01:27I have no time to clean a garden.
01:29You know, if you're so frustrated, do your goddamn self.
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