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Ernest Goes to School (1994) is a fun and heartwarming comedy that follows the lovable Ernest P. Worrell as he returns to school to improve his life and help others along the way. Full of silly antics, unexpected lessons, and laugh-out-loud moments, Ernest shows the importance of friendship, determination, and believing in yourself.   Starring Jim Varney, Bill Byrge, and Hal Warren, this classic family comedy blends humor with positive messages for viewers of all ages. Ernest Goes to School is a delightful movie that continues the adventures of everyone’s favorite clumsy hero.  Ernest Goes to School, Ernest Goes to School (1994), Ernest Goes to School full movie, Ernest Goes to School movie, 1994 Ernest Goes to School, Jim Varney, Bill Byrge, Hal Warren, comedy movie, family movie, kids movie, heartwarming film, family-friendly comedy, school adventure, fun movie, entertaining film, classic comedy, 1990s movie, 90s comedy, silly antics, movie for all ages, full movie english, timeless comedy, humorous film, uplifting story, friendship story, positive message, adventurous story, comedic adventure, joyful movie, entertaining movie, beloved comedy, memorable characters, family fun, cinematic comedy, inspiring story, classic family movie, lighthearted film, funny adventure, comedic story

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00:02:29Thank you, man.

00:02:59I'm just trying to give you the benefit of my vast years of experience and open my giant storehouse of football savvy.

00:03:05Know what I mean?

00:03:06If you'd like, later, I can give you some pointers.

00:03:10No.

00:03:10Yeah, a football field is 100 yards long, but it's a game of inches, of mere inches.

00:03:19Because football ain't a sport.

00:03:20Football is a art.

00:03:22And it's all in the fundamentals.

00:03:23And it's all in the fundamentals, like blocking and tackling.

00:03:27Suppose I have this little problem to tackle.

00:03:31What I need to do is block it.

00:03:36Then we put the hammer down and hold that line.

00:03:45Yep, the right tool for the right job and a firm belief in the fundamentals.

00:03:59Yeah, remember that cold, rainy night when Coach Braswell walked up to the bench I was warming and says,

00:04:08Crazy legs, crazy legs, what we need is a miracle.

00:04:13Crazy legs, what we need is a miracle.

00:04:15Crazy legs, what we need is a miracle.

00:04:45Yeah, Coach Braswell always knew who to call on when there was a tough job to be done.

00:04:56Crazy, he'd say.

00:04:58He always called me crazy.

00:05:15Crazy legs, he's called me crazy.

00:05:16Crazy legs, he's called me crazy.

00:05:17Crazy legs, he's called me crazy.

00:05:18Crazy legs, he's called me crazy.

00:05:19Crazy legs, he's called me crazy.

00:05:20Crazy legs, he's called me crazy.

00:05:21Crazy legs, he's called me crazy.

00:05:22Crazy legs, he's called me crazy.

00:05:23Crazy legs, he's called me crazy.

00:05:24Crazy legs, he's called me crazy.

00:05:25Crazy legs, he's called me crazy.

00:05:26Crazy legs, he's called me crazy.

00:05:27Crazy legs, he's called me crazy.

00:05:28Crazy legs, he's called me crazy.

00:05:29Crazy legs, he's called me crazy.

00:05:30Crazy legs, he's called me crazy.

00:05:32Crazy legs, he's called me crazy.

00:05:34Crazy legs, he's called me crazy.

00:05:35Crazy legs, he's called me crazy.

00:05:36Crazy legs, he's called me crazy.

00:05:37Oh?

00:05:39Oh.

00:05:40Oh.

00:05:41Oh.

00:05:42Oh.

00:05:46Ah!

00:05:50Yeah.

00:05:56Hm?

00:05:58There we are.

00:06:00Good morning, Chickasaw Falls, fellow muskrats.

00:06:26The question of the day is, who put the snake in Karen Turpin's locker, and where is that snake now?

00:06:33Oh, my God, it's huge!

00:06:36Can Rodney escape the hideous clutches of the reptile?

00:06:39Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion of Rodney, King of the Jungle.

00:06:46Chickasaw Falls High School is the clue that holds our entire community together.

00:06:50Closing it down now would be a fatal blow to the town.

00:06:53I answer to the taxpayers of the entire district.

00:06:57And the only way to cut costs is to consolidate the obsolete schools like this one.

00:07:03Well, I realize the building needs work, but our students and our faculty are second to none.

00:07:08Let's cut to the chase here.

00:07:10The board has given you a four-week probation period to see if there's anything worth saving, and personally, I don't see it.

00:07:17Well, I think you'll be surprised at what you find.

00:07:19We are on course to graduate every senior this year, and that's never been done by any school of the district.

00:07:25That reminds me, Proctor.

00:07:27New regulations.

00:07:29From here on, all school employees must have a high school diploma.

00:07:34No problem there.

00:07:36Our faculty is fully accredited and of the highest standards.

00:07:38You have an Ernest P. Worrell here?

00:07:42My records indicate he never graduated.

00:07:45Well, yes.

00:07:47But he's not faculty.

00:07:49You see, he's just...

00:07:50I don't make the rules.

00:07:51The regulations say all employees.

00:07:55Here we go.

00:08:08Excuse me.

00:08:10Your name wouldn't be Worrell, would it?

00:08:12That's me.

00:08:13And boy, are you in luck.

00:08:15You're just in time for a personal demonstration of Supremo Vac, the world's most powerful vacuum cleaner.

00:08:22Maybe some other time.

00:08:25You're lost.

00:08:51Ernest, turn that thing off and get in here, please.

00:08:55Let's go.

00:08:56Let's go.

00:09:22A job well done.

00:09:52I'm sorry, sir, it never acted like that before, and wouldn't you know it, it's just out

00:10:01of warranty.

00:10:02We've got a problem, Ernest.

00:10:03Oh, the leaky faucet in the locker room?

00:10:05Don't worry about it.

00:10:06It's been taken care of.

00:10:07Seriously, they've changed the rules.

00:10:10All school system employees must be high school graduates, or what?

00:10:20Or you have to go.

00:10:22But sir, this is my life, this is my career, this is my spiritual fulfillment, it's, it's

00:10:29my job.

00:10:31It's either that, or you have to go back to school.

00:10:35Oh, no.

00:10:36Not that.

00:10:37Anything but that.

00:10:38Not back to school.

00:10:42Good morning, Chick-Saw Falls.

00:10:51Good morning, Chick-Saw Falls.

00:10:52Got something special today.

00:10:54Got a new student, a man I like to call, Ernest.

00:10:58Let's all give him a big muskrat quilt.

00:11:05Good morning, ladies.

00:11:07So, you're gonna give it a try.

00:11:08Yes, sir.

00:11:09You know what that famous Dr. Frankenstein said?

00:11:12A brain is a terrible thing to waste.

00:11:16Good morning.

00:11:17Good morning.

00:11:18Good luck, Ernest.

00:11:19You can do it, Ernest.

00:11:20No problemo, Herr Teacher of Scientificus.

00:11:23Go ahead.

00:11:25Don't be late.

00:11:26Oh, he doesn't stand a chance.

00:11:27152, there you are, my little locker of love, my little personal porch in a storm of knowledge,

00:11:49my little sanctuary far away from the teeming masses.

00:11:53Okay, Ernest, you ready?

00:11:56Yeah.

00:11:57Let the games begin.

00:11:58All right, good luck.

00:11:59Thanks.

00:12:00See you later, okay?

00:12:01Thanks.

00:12:02Go get them.

00:12:03Quick review.

00:12:04Let's see.

00:12:05Hold on.

00:12:06Mathematics.

00:12:09This is supposed to be memorized, bud.

00:12:11No, I need that.

00:12:12What's the matter, Ernie?

00:12:13Did your mommy hold you back a couple of years?

00:12:15More like a couple of decades, huh?

00:12:17No.

00:12:18Here we go.

00:12:19That's got all my room numbers.

00:12:21I can't find my way around with that.

00:12:24Get out of my way, buddy.

00:12:25Let's go.

00:12:26Get over here.

00:12:27Hey, not too close.

00:12:28I don't know my way around yet.

00:12:29Come on.

00:12:30Get it up, get it up.

00:12:31Come on.

00:12:34Please, I need that.

00:12:35I get lost.

00:12:36I can't find my way around it.

00:12:38Hello?

00:12:52Hello?

00:12:53Is anybody there?

00:12:55Anybody there?

00:12:56Does anybody know where math class is?

00:12:59Yes.

00:13:00Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

00:13:03Okay.

00:13:29Math classes, room 205.

00:13:33Thanks.

00:13:36Hey.

00:13:38You'll need a home pass.

00:13:42Thanks.

00:14:03Right, class.

00:14:13Blackboard problem.

00:14:15The produce truck has a trailer 12 feet wide by 10 feet high by 20 feet long.

00:14:28It carries a load of oranges which are packed 48 to the carton.

00:14:33Each carton is one feet wide by one feet high by two and a half feet long.

00:14:37If the trailer is fully loaded, how many oranges does it hold?

00:14:48Who has the answer? Anyone?

00:14:56All right, Ernest.

00:14:59Why don't you step up to the board and show us all how to find the answer?

00:15:06Oh, my God.

00:15:07I think it's ought to be green.

00:15:08I love you.

00:15:09First, we have to take into account that at this time of year the most likely crop of oranges are the sweet, juicy Valencia oranges grown mainly in Florida.

00:15:25If these oranges are picked by overzealous migrant workers, some of them may be too ripe and this could lead to spoilage.

00:15:40Assuming the rot doesn't spread too quickly, we could subtract, say, three oranges per carton just to be on the safe side.

00:15:59Plus, if there are any big grapefruit mixed in there or any of those big, fat, swollen orchard rats.

00:16:06I'm just getting to the answer. These big, fat rats.

00:16:10Now!

00:16:31Take your seat, Ernest.

00:16:34Sit down.

00:16:37Be my guest.

00:16:42Sit, Ernest.

00:16:43I have told you to sit, so please sit!

00:16:46Sit!

00:16:57Oh!

00:16:59That was great!

00:17:06All right, ladies.

00:17:07Today we're gonna do a little wrestling.

00:17:19Who wants to help out?

00:17:23Whoa!

00:17:25You just volunteered.

00:17:27I think not, Coach.

00:17:28With my extensive background in the WWF, and since I've seen every single WrestleMania, since the Hulkster was defeated by the Ultimate Warrior, I hardly think it would be fair to the other youngsters.

00:17:44Uh-huh.

00:17:45Get up there now!

00:17:46I'll move slowly, Donald, so you can observe my cat-like moves.

00:18:01What?

00:18:02Uh-huh.

00:18:03Oh!

00:18:04Uh-huh.

00:18:05Uh-huh.

00:18:06Uh-huh.

00:18:07Uh-huh.

00:18:09Uh-huh.

00:18:11He's getting good.

00:18:12Uh-huh.

00:18:14Uh-huh.

00:18:15Uh-huh.

00:18:16Uh-huh.

00:18:17Coach Carson.

00:18:18You ready?

00:18:48Come on.

00:19:18Hey, he's going to try the atomic drop.

00:19:43Coach. Coach.

00:19:45I got him pinned.

00:19:46Coach.

00:19:56Hey, hey, come on.

00:19:57Hey, come on.

00:19:58Whoa, what the hell?

00:20:03Oh, wow.

00:20:06Whoa.

00:20:10Oh, no way.

00:20:16No way.

00:20:17That's going to hurt, man.

00:20:21Oh, Ernest, are you all right?

00:20:23That last hold was clearly illegal.

00:20:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:20:31What you're about to see is for your eyes only, Ernest.

00:20:43If this experiment fell into the wrong hands, all governments would fall, my friend.

00:20:48Weapons of mass destruction could fall into corrupt hands.

00:20:52And Bobby and I could lose our jobs.

00:20:53What's that on Mowgli's head?

00:20:58You are, Mowgli's, the trial run of our Nobel Prize-winning ticket to the big time.

00:21:03Bobby, with the aid of this device, Ernest, this lowly beast should be able to solve this

00:21:12simple mathematical problem as easily as it can grant and hurt.

00:21:16A four.

00:21:17A four.

00:21:18Honest.

00:21:19Oh, sorry.

00:21:20Give him another one, Bobby.

00:21:23Concentrate, my little piggy.

00:21:36Come on.

00:21:37Make mama proud.

00:21:39Two plus four is.

00:21:44Stephen.

00:21:47Why?

00:21:48We were so close.

00:21:51Our family names in the textbooks.

00:21:53Why, Bobby?

00:21:54Why, Bobby?

00:21:55Why, Bobby?

00:21:56Why, Bobby?

00:21:57Why?

00:21:58Nothing to be ashamed of, Mowgli.

00:22:03Math was never a good subject for me either.

00:22:07You're lying in the mouth.

00:22:08Oh, I know.

00:22:09You guys are lying in the mouth.

00:22:10Oh, I know.

00:22:11You guys are lying in the mouth.

00:22:12Oh, I know.

00:22:13You guys are lying in the mouth.

00:22:14Okay.

00:22:15Um, well, you know.

00:22:16Just tell me about me.

00:22:17Okay, my life.

00:22:18Yeah.

00:22:19Um, so.

00:22:20No.

00:22:21No.

00:22:22Ah, puppy love.

00:22:26These are the moments to be treasured for a lifetime.

00:22:30Yeah, right.

00:22:31Maybe he doesn't even know I'm alive.

00:22:33Well, have you told her how you feel?

00:22:35Are you kidding?

00:22:36I didn't dare say hello.

00:22:38Well, it's probably best for now.

00:22:40Your academic pursuits are the most important things in these formative years.

00:22:44Still, the hardened heart is a lonely traveler.

00:22:48Should I be writing this stuff down?

00:22:51Uh, class.

00:22:53Uh, class.

00:22:54Settle down, please.

00:22:55Settle down.

00:22:57As you all know, the survival of our school is somewhat in question at this time.

00:23:03Our very existence may well depend upon the image we present to the community at large.

00:23:09That's why we're fortunate to have Miss Flugel as our new band instructor.

00:23:16She has a reputation for producing the most delightfully entertaining halftime shows.

00:23:21I'm sure you'll give her your complete attention and cooperation.

00:23:26Hello.

00:23:27I'm Miss Flugel.

00:23:28And I'm looking forward to getting to know each and every one of you.

00:23:32With hard work and enthusiasm, I know we can put this band back on the map, so to speak.

00:23:38And with this group, she didn't stand a chance.

00:23:42So, let's get started.

00:23:44But everyone, please turn to Strauss's Blue Danube.

00:23:47And that will give me a sense of your musicality thus far.

00:23:51One, two, three, two, two, three.

00:24:04One, two, three, two, two, three.

00:24:07One, two, four.

00:24:18One, two, three.

00:24:20PIANO PLAYS

00:24:50PIANO PLAYS

00:25:20PIANO PLAYS

00:25:36Frist! Snap out of it!

00:25:39No!

00:25:39So, by applying exactly six milliwatts of DC power from these dry cell batteries, the frog's leg demonstrates what we call a galvanic response.

00:25:57And that's what my project is about.

00:26:00Did you hear that, Bobby?

00:26:02He's been using DC power, but we have been using AC on the unit of art.

00:26:07Good report, kid.

00:26:09Wait above that toad.

00:26:11This is it, Bobby.

00:26:12This is it.

00:26:13And so, um...

00:26:14Uh, you!

00:26:15Uh...

00:26:16Kid!

00:26:16With the yellow short thing!

00:26:18Do yours!

00:26:19This is the breakthrough we've been waiting for all of these years.

00:26:22If only Dad will hear to witness our mom with the fire, yeah?

00:26:29But...

00:26:31I support!

00:26:31One of our most beloved American writers is Mark Twain.

00:26:38His real name is Samuel Clemens, and a number of his works are considered classics.

00:26:45Who can tell me the names of some of the books Mark Twain wrote?

00:26:50Ernest!

00:26:57Um, Tom Sawyer?

00:26:59No!

00:27:00Life in the Mississippi?

00:27:01No!

00:27:03Wizard of Oz?

00:27:04No!

00:27:05Your hat's on fire!

00:27:07I thought that was Dr. Seuss.

00:27:09The fire extinguisher!

00:27:15Ah!

00:27:20To be blunt, I am very disappointed in you, Ernest.

00:27:26It seems like there's little chance of you passing your regular courses, much less the

00:27:29state examination.

00:27:30Well, I realize things haven't been going too well, but I'm out of practice.

00:27:35No, I think we'd be best to just admit the whole experiment was a mistake and move on.

00:27:40You mean, I'm finished?

00:27:43I'm out of here?

00:27:44I'm on the streets?

00:27:45Up the creek?

00:27:46Down the road?

00:27:48Dropped?

00:27:48Purged?

00:27:49Cold?

00:27:51Fired?

00:27:52Flunked?

00:27:54Please don't throw me out.

00:27:56A deal's a deal.

00:27:57Please don't make me go.

00:27:59Well, I know we had a deal, but I can't let that decision jeopardize the school.

00:28:05What are you stalling for?

00:28:06Get rid of this idiot.

00:28:07He can't cut it.

00:28:09I can, too, cut it.

00:28:11I'll make you proud.

00:28:12You'll see.

00:28:13But please, please give me another chance, because if I don't have this, I don't have

00:28:18anything.

00:28:19Well, I want to be fair with you, Ernest.

00:28:22So I'm giving you one more week to show some improvement.

00:28:25Oh, thank you, sir.

00:28:27I'll do my best, and it'll be good enough, and everything will work out.

00:28:30You'll see.

00:28:31You'll see.

00:28:32I'm going right now to study real, real hard.

00:28:47Get rid of this idiot.

00:28:49He can't cut it.

00:28:50I can cut it?

00:28:52Sure, I've never cut it before, but anyone can change.

00:28:56Ernest, you will answer me now.

00:28:59Could you repeat the question?

00:29:02Flunk him.

00:29:03He can't cut it.

00:29:05I can?

00:29:06I know I can.

00:29:07I think I can.

00:29:09You are such a loser.

00:29:11You're hopeless.

00:29:13I'm not.

00:29:13I can change.

00:29:15You just need more time.

00:29:17What's the chief export of Guam?

00:29:18Who wrote the autobiography of Benjamin Franklin?

00:29:21I must top your papers.

00:29:22Who's buried in Grants 2?

00:29:24I'm on your papers.

00:29:28They're right.

00:29:29I can't do it.

00:29:34Ernest, in here.

00:29:38Gerda?

00:29:39Yeah, sure.

00:29:42What are you doing in there?

00:29:43Shh.

00:29:44Come.

00:29:44And don't let anyone see you.

00:29:46Come.

00:29:48Come.

00:29:49Gosh.

00:30:05These lockers hold more than I thought.

00:30:07One is coming.

00:30:09Go.

00:30:10Step a little closer.

00:30:11Come on.

00:30:13It's okay.

00:30:14Closer.

00:30:14Stop.

00:30:16You've been having some problems with your school work, yeah?

00:30:19Bobby and I would like to make you an offer that could change your life, not to mention

00:30:24the course of history.

00:30:26Oh, I'm gay.

00:30:26Good.

00:30:27Good.

00:30:28Because we've done it, Ernest.

00:30:30You are looking at the world's first subatomic brain accelerator.

00:30:36And you are the lucky student who has been selected by our Blue Raven panel, me and Bobby,

00:30:41for the honor of being our very first...

00:30:43Oh, I prefer to do a mental pioneer.

00:30:48Think of it honest.

00:30:50All the knowledge in the history of mankind at your disposal.

00:30:54Well, gosh, do you think this thing could help me pass a math test?

00:30:58Pass a math test?

00:31:00Pass a math test?

00:31:03Try rewriting the theory of relativity.

00:31:07Well, if you think it really needs it.

00:31:09Now you're talking.

00:31:10Okay, the important thing is that you're comfortable.

00:31:12Well, come sit down.

00:31:13I want to see if it works here.

00:31:14Yeah?

00:31:15Yeah.

00:31:15Are you comfy?

00:31:17Good.

00:31:18Strap him in, Bobby.

00:31:19All the straps may not even be necessary, Ernest.

00:31:22But that's what being a mental pioneer is all about, isn't it?

00:31:27Are you ready, Ernest?

00:31:29Actually, I am having some seconds.

00:31:30Oh, shh, shh, shh.

00:31:31No, no.

00:31:32Bobby, fire it up.

00:31:34Now, Ernest, get ready to become smart.

00:31:38Okay, Bobby, let her whip.

00:31:42Oh, shh.

00:31:49Oh, I envy you.

00:31:54My body, my body.

00:31:58Oh, shh.

00:31:59Oh, my God.

00:32:00I'm here.

00:32:02I'm here.

00:32:03I'm here.

00:32:04I'm here.

00:32:05I'm here.

00:32:06Reverse, Paul, let us do this last hemisphere.

00:32:08Yes, go.

00:32:09Let's go.

00:32:10Oh, yes, go.

00:32:11Oh, come on.

00:32:12Oh, come on.

00:32:13Oh, come on.

00:32:14Oh, come on.

00:32:15Oh, come on.

00:32:16Come on.

00:32:17Come on.

00:32:18Ah.

00:32:19Ah.

00:32:20Bobby, shut me down, please.

00:32:22Bye.

00:32:23Bye.

00:32:24Bye.

00:32:25Shut it down.

00:32:31Shut it down!

00:32:36Honest?

00:32:38Honest? Honest, my friend?

00:32:40Are you in there?

00:32:44By saying, are you in there,

00:32:46you must be making the philosophical assumption

00:32:48that I am a conscious entity,

00:32:50only capable of existing outside the body you see in front of you.

00:32:53Know what I mean?

00:32:55It works! It works!

00:32:57Oh, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, it works!

00:33:00Am I smart now?

00:33:02Oh, no, not now.

00:33:04But for a few brief moments now, baby, you were brilliant!

00:33:07Gosh, fellas, I don't know how to thank you.

00:33:09Ah, nothing.

00:33:10Listen, you've got to get here bright and early

00:33:12so that we can load you up.

00:33:14And if my calculations are correct,

00:33:16a normal-sized plane can only maintain a charge

00:33:18for about, uh, three hours.

00:33:20So in your case, Liebchen,

00:33:22we're looking at 45 minutes to an hour throbs.

00:33:24Oh, gosh.

00:33:25Maybe this means I could pass now.

00:33:27Just remember, Honest,

00:33:28give yourself plenty of time to recharge before every class, okay?

00:33:32Eureka!

00:33:33Eureka!

00:33:39Hey, Mark!

00:33:40Hey, what's up?

00:33:49Good morning, Chickasaw Falls.

00:33:51Yeah, the countdown is on to find out who'll be Little Miss Perfect,

00:33:54the homecoming queen.

00:33:56Yeah, real excitement there.

00:33:57And with the win this week,

00:33:58we can go to the district finals.

00:34:00We can be football heroes!

00:34:02Rawr!

00:34:03Rawr!

00:34:04Rawr!

00:34:05Rawr!

00:34:06Rawr!

00:34:07Rawr!

00:34:08Rawr!

00:34:09Rawr!

00:34:10Rawr!

00:34:11Rawr!

00:34:12Rawr!

00:34:13Rawr!

00:34:14Rawr!

00:34:15Rawr!

00:34:16Rawr!

00:34:17Rawr!

00:34:19Rawr!

00:34:20Rawr!

00:34:21Rawr!

00:34:22Rawr!

00:34:23Rawr!

00:34:24Rawr!

00:34:25Rawr!

00:34:26Rawr!

00:34:27Rawr!

00:34:28Rawr!

00:34:29Rawr!

00:34:30Right, class, who can give me the answer to the problem I set for homework?

00:34:44Come now, surely someone must have worked it out.

00:34:55Ernest, all right, what's your guess?

00:34:57The answer is y to the fourth power plus 16y cubed plus 71y squared minus 4y minus 420 equals zero.

00:35:08That's right.

00:35:10Well, of course, it's right.

00:35:14Why don't you show the rest of the class how you arrived at your answer?

00:35:20Be glad to.

00:35:21The key thing to remember here, class, is that by increasing the true roots of an equation,

00:35:31we therefore decrease the false roots by an equal amount.

00:35:35And on the contrary, by decreasing the false roots, we increase the true roots by an equal amount.

00:35:42Am I going too fast for those of you who are taking notes?

00:35:44Good.

00:35:47So to continue, increasing the true root 5 by 3, we diminish each of the false roots so that the root previously 4 is now only 1,

00:35:56and the root previously 3 is 0, and the root previously 2 is the true root equal to minus 4y minus 420 equals 0.

00:36:03Now that we've covered the basics, why don't we go on to something a little more stimulating?

00:36:08So, how did it go?

00:36:33Great.

00:36:34I never knew I was so smart.

00:36:35Oh, come on, come on, let's go.

00:36:38I'm going to be late.

00:36:40Pfft, excuse me.

00:36:42Would everyone please get out the Sousa book, Stars and Stripes Forever, and we'll see if we can't discover what we were doing wrong the other day.

00:37:08Hello, my little friend.

00:37:23How come all of a sudden you show up late for everything?

00:37:26I'm bored by the preliminaries.

00:37:28They're so elementary, don't you think?

00:37:31That's another thing.

00:37:32How come all of a sudden you're such an expert on everything?

00:37:34Everyone has the potential for brilliance, my boy.

00:37:39I've just been fortunate enough to find the key that unlocks the powers of the human mind.

00:37:44Right.

00:37:46From the top.

00:37:47Think pitch trumpets.

00:37:48One, two, two, two.

00:38:06All right, people.

00:38:08People, please.

00:38:10May I make a suggestion?

00:38:12Well, yes, Ernest.

00:38:14First of all, you must understand that this song, perhaps more than any other, represents the fighting spirit of the United States of America.

00:38:24So as you raise your horn to your lips, try to think of those courageous young soldiers, the loved ones they left behind.

00:38:33Thanksgiving dinner, Christmas morning, the Easter parade.

00:38:37Your middle valve needs a little oil.

00:39:00Wood winds, wood winds, wood winds.

00:39:03Wood winds, wood winds, wood winds, wood winds, wood winds.

00:39:06The color, the nuance of 50 distinct individual United States.

00:39:10It's all up to you.

00:39:25Everybody now!

00:39:57Class, I think we've found our new drum major.

00:40:11What do you say, Ernest?

00:40:13It'll take a lot of work, and I have my reputation to think of.

00:40:17Oh, come on, Ernest. Leave it.

00:40:19Come on, Ernest.

00:40:22Well, if you insist.

00:40:27Let's go, right in there.

00:40:45As you are probably aware, there are certain persons associated with this football team

00:40:51that would rather we didn't play halftime at the homecoming game.

00:40:55They say we're an embarrassment to the school.

00:40:58They say we defile the name of the mighty muskrats.

00:41:02Well, I say, why are we going to allow the football team to have all the glory?

00:41:07Glory which, by all rights, is ours.

00:41:09How do we do this, you ask?

00:41:13Who could we impress?

00:41:15We're just a bunch of no-talent losers.

00:41:18Why, we don't know an eighth note from fly poop.

00:41:26Well, I beg to differ.

00:41:28A good leader could turn this no-account rabble

00:41:32into a drum-pounding, horn-blowing, foot-stomping, precision-marching unit.

00:41:39A good leader could take you deadbeats

00:41:42and turn you into a marching band

00:41:44better than any Chickasaw Falls has ever seen.

00:41:47And honesty compels me to tell you that I am that leader.

00:41:51Yes!

00:41:52Yes!

00:41:53Yes!

00:41:53Oh, Bradley, did you lose this?

00:42:06Oh!

00:42:11All right.

00:42:12In one, two, one, two, three, four.

00:42:23Can you feel it, Harold?

00:42:30There's a new spirit in here, and it's great.

00:42:32We've got another full week to enjoy it before the axe falls.

00:42:35I'd hate to be the one to close down a school

00:42:37with a winning football team and a rousing halftime show.

00:42:40You don't have to.

00:42:41That's my job.

00:42:44After school, let's say we drop by the video arcade

00:42:47and you can watch Moms die, dazzle one and all

00:42:50with my uncanny hand-eye coordination.

00:42:52No, no, I don't think so, Harold.

00:42:55We could go by the park, and you could see

00:42:57how many games of chess I could play simultaneously.

00:43:00No, you don't need us to do any of that stuff.

00:43:02Besides, I have to study, not like some people I know.

00:43:05As I told you before, I've learned the secret

00:43:07to unlocking the powers of the mind.

00:43:10Yeah, well, however it works, I don't know how to do it.

00:43:13So, you know.

00:43:14My good man, would you happen to have any

00:43:17sans-spinets for this meatloaf ordinaire?

00:43:19Fresh cilantro, picante salsa.

00:43:28We got ketchup.

00:43:29That's what I like to eat it with.

00:43:33Yes, I bet you do.

00:43:38You know, Ernest, you've turned into a real jerk.

00:43:41I liked you a lot better when you weren't so smart.

00:43:44Yeah, that should do it, Bobby.

00:43:50Now the machine is perfect.

00:43:52Oh, I cannot wait to try this on a real human brain.

00:43:56But till then, Ernest will have to do.

00:43:59Wiki, wiki, fellows.

00:44:00I'm running late this morning,

00:44:01and I've got lots of important things to do.

00:44:04Yes, good morning to you, too, Ernest.

00:44:06We have made some slight modifications

00:44:08that I think is going to make this baby worth even better.

00:44:11Gerda, I'm sure that's all very fascinating

00:44:14to someone who really cares.

00:44:16But could we please dispense with the small talk

00:44:18and get on with this?

00:44:20Come, Bobby.

00:44:22We've got a very important person here.

00:44:24We wouldn't want to waste any of his valuable time.

00:44:29There.

00:44:52That's more like it.

00:44:54And the next time,

00:44:55could you both try to be ready when I get here?

00:44:57I'm on a very tight schedule,

00:45:00and having to wait on you two

00:45:01doesn't make things any easier.

00:45:03Good day.

00:45:06Being smart hasn't done a lot for Ernest's personality.

00:45:09He's got a pretty high opinion of himself.

00:45:11For a lab rat.

00:45:14Bobby, what is this?

00:45:16You've held the power back on him.

00:45:18Ernest will only be smart for another 38 minutes?

00:45:21Why, Bobby?

00:45:23Why, Bobby?

00:45:25Bobby, you devil.

00:45:27All right, now, class.

00:45:31Settle down.

00:45:32Settle down now.

00:45:33Here.

00:45:35Settle.

00:45:39Today we'll be continuing our study of America in the 1800s.

00:45:43This was truly a century of great unrest, mixed with major strides forward as the United States

00:45:51began to take its place on the world stage.

00:45:54And so I hope you all can see what an exciting period of history this was.

00:46:20Now, we only have time for one report today.

00:46:23Who'd like to give theirs?

00:46:27Ernest?

00:46:32Well, it's about time.

00:46:40While I'm sure most of you have heard of Seward's folly,

00:46:44I am equally sure that none of you understand

00:46:47the important historical significance of this momentous event.

00:46:51I refer to, of course, the Alaska Purchase.

00:46:57The year, um, 1867,

00:47:03the man, William Henry Seward,

00:47:07he was a prominent United States senator

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00:52:36i am so excited look at this crowd i've never seen so many people a fitting audience for my

00:52:50crowning triumph as drum major to the stars don't you think i just hope everything goes all right

00:52:56don't you worry your pretty little head about that as long as my youngsters remember the number one

00:53:02rule everything will be just fine and what's that rule you see what could go wrong

00:53:10ernest where are you going oh i just remembered i i left something in the band room i'll be right

00:53:18back well you better be ernest everybody's counting on you would a king miss his own coronation i think

00:53:24not what happened here

00:53:37they came like seeds in the night and attacked cruelly and without provocation

00:53:46well who would do such a thing people charge me small minds

00:53:53defenders of the status quo afraid of a brave new world

00:53:56philistines barbarians republicans who knows

00:54:01well can you fix it

00:54:06what am i going to do

00:54:14i can't go out there like this

00:54:17i'm just me

00:54:19and now the marching muskrats of chickasaw falls

00:54:35where's ernest i don't know but we've got to go on now

00:54:40i've seen these kids rehearsing it was quite impressive

00:54:49i'm on the edge of my seat

00:54:51well it's about time

00:54:58we've got to go back we can't go on this will never work

00:55:02it's too late for that now the show's already started

00:55:04i've got to tell you something

00:55:05it's not what you think i'm not really smart

00:55:09you get up there

00:55:10you know what you told me

00:55:13watch me

00:55:15go

00:55:17go

00:55:30go

00:55:36go

00:55:41Oh, my God.

00:56:11One, two, one, two, three, four.

00:56:35How about those marching muskrats?

00:56:41Oh, my God.

00:56:43Wao.

00:56:45Whoa!

00:56:47Whoa!

00:56:50Whoa!

00:57:08Oh, oh!

00:57:11Oh!

00:57:12Oh!

00:57:13Oh!

00:57:14Oh!

00:57:15Oh!

00:57:16Oh!

00:57:17Oh!

00:57:18Oh!

00:57:35Oh!

00:57:36Oh!

00:57:44Oh!

00:57:45Oh!

00:57:46Oh!

00:57:48Oh!

00:57:49Oh!

00:57:50Oh!

00:57:51Oh!

00:57:52Oh!

00:57:53Oh!

00:57:54Oh!

00:57:55Oh!

00:57:56Oh!

00:57:57Oh!

00:57:58Oh!

00:57:59Oh!

00:58:00Oh!

00:58:01Oh!

00:58:02Oh!

00:58:03Oh!

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00:58:05Oh!

00:58:06Oh!

00:58:07Oh!

00:58:08Oh!

00:58:09Oh!

00:58:10Oh!

00:58:11Oh!

00:58:12Oh!

00:58:13Oh!

00:58:14Oh!

00:58:15Oh!

00:58:16Oh!

00:58:17Run, run, run!

00:58:47Run, run!

00:58:54Run, run!

00:58:58Come on, come on!

00:59:00Get out of the car!

00:59:02Run, run, run!

00:59:17Run, run, run, run!

00:59:32Run, run, run!

00:59:37Run, run, run, run!

01:00:04I know I let everybody down.

01:00:07I had my chance and I blew it.

01:00:14I'm sorry about everything.

01:00:17I'm sorry I'm me.

01:00:37Goodbye, my faithful locker.

01:00:49Goodbye, my little monkey wrench.

01:00:53You coping sauce seem to be taking this very well.

01:00:59I really blew it this time, didn't I, Mr. Needlenose?

01:01:09Yes, you're dead, Ernest.

01:01:10You let the whole school down.

01:01:12I let the whole school down.

01:01:14You let Ms. Flugel down.

01:01:16I let Ms. Flugel down.

01:01:18You treated Donald like scum.

01:01:21I treated Donald like scum.

01:01:23And you acted like a real jerk to everybody.

01:01:25I acted like a real jerk to everybody.

01:01:27And now you gotta study just like everybody else.

01:01:30And now I have to study like a...

01:01:33Wait a minute.

01:01:35That's not your voice.

01:01:37Didn't think you'd get out of it that easily, did you, Ernest?

01:01:39You're gonna have to take the test like the rest of us.

01:01:41Yeah, we're gonna tutor you till you scream for mercy.

01:01:46Are you sure there's not another way?

01:01:48No, you're just gonna have to study.

01:01:50Gosh.

01:01:53What's the predominant element in bones?

01:01:56Who shot Abraham Lincoln?

01:01:57It's the fifth most common element.

01:01:59Yogurt.

01:02:00Cheese.

01:02:01Some guy with a gun.

01:02:02Not dairy products, Ernest.

01:02:03What guy?

01:02:04Great potato famine.

01:02:05The men of 1800s.

01:02:06Choke.

01:02:08The Klingons.

01:02:09No.

01:02:10Colonel Sanders.

01:02:11No.

01:02:12Abraham Lincoln.

01:02:13The Penguin.

01:02:14This is hopeless.

01:02:15Elements.

01:02:16Wyatt Earp.

01:02:17Elements.

01:02:18What country?

01:02:19Are you sure it's not the Penguin?

01:02:20Idaho.

01:02:21We're sure.

01:02:22Country.

01:02:23Ivory.

01:02:24Garth Brooks.

01:02:30Helium.

01:02:32Nine to the fifth power.

01:02:35Seward's folly.

01:02:37Fifty-four, forty and five.

01:02:41Agriculture.

01:02:49Rockin' Rodney here.

01:02:50Today's question is, who set fire to the Ironman float last night after the pep rally?

01:02:59And quite frankly, how do we thank these people?

01:03:02Get the big one this weekend.

01:03:04Got the district finals.

01:03:06Got a chance to win the whole enchilada.

01:03:09Hey, we're gonna be football heroes.

01:03:12Yeah.

01:03:13Fighting muskrats.

01:03:14Taking their place in history.

01:03:15Oh, yeah.

01:03:19Ernest.

01:03:20Okay.

01:03:21Here we go.

01:03:22The big test.

01:03:23Now, all you have to do is relax and concentrate.

01:03:26My brain hurts.

01:03:27I think it's broke.

01:03:29I don't think man was supposed to have this much knowledge.

01:03:32Know what I mean?

01:03:33Ernest.

01:03:34Open up.

01:03:38We fixed it.

01:03:39I never thought we could do it so fast, but when Bobby sets his mind to something,

01:03:42let me tell you, there is just no stopping him.

01:03:44That's great.

01:03:45That means now I can pass for sure.

01:03:47Yes, siri, jawohl.

01:03:48We got a new and improved brain accelerators that is just waiting for you to pluck into.

01:03:52Okay?

01:03:55Thanks anyway, Gerda, but I think I better do this one on my own.

01:03:59You're joking.

01:04:03Ernest.

01:04:04What about science?

01:04:05What about the Nobel Prize?

01:04:07What about giving us a place?

01:04:08We need to.

01:04:09We can't afford a chip.

01:04:19All right, students.

01:04:21No talking.

01:04:22No wandering eyes.

01:04:26Ready?

01:04:27Begin.

01:04:34Mm.

01:04:35Yeah.

01:04:39You can't.

01:04:40Thank you, Was it ourbreaks?

01:04:40Hope you got Easter.

01:04:41What are you doing?

01:04:42No.

01:04:43Love you, Yeah.

01:04:44Nothing.

01:04:45Truth is RICHARD.

01:04:46No.

01:04:47I'll just add some stuff.

01:04:48Viewers.

01:04:49Look at him now.

01:04:51I can't order out your peace.

01:04:53I can't do something.

01:04:54I can't do anything anymore.

01:04:55But not a ruler.

01:04:56You really can get something.

01:04:57But here it may be mine.

01:04:58That hands are good too far.

01:04:59Oh, my God.

01:05:59Is this a problem, Mr. Worrell?

01:06:09No.

01:06:29No.

01:06:39How did it go, Ernest?

01:07:00I don't know.

01:07:02It's all just kind of a blur.

01:07:04Know what I mean?

01:07:05Well, whatever happens, I'm proud of you.

01:07:09Come on.

01:07:10Come on.

01:07:11Come on.

01:07:19Chick-Pants in here.

01:07:20Well, it's a perfect, crisp afternoon for a game, and what a game we've got.

01:07:24It's a once-in-a-lifetime David and Goliath matchup between our own fighting muskrats of Chickasaw Falls and the undefeated Ironmen of Central High.

01:07:33A school that produces championship teams is not the kind of school that should be closed, wouldn't you agree, Mrs. Nichols?

01:07:38Oh, well, as a private individual, I do agree with you, but as chairperson of the school board, of course, I'm trying to keep an open mind.

01:07:44Anyway, the questioner's moved because Central's going to win today and they'll be champions.

01:07:48Oh, yeah, is that right?

01:07:49Hey, Principal Proctor, can I see you a second?

01:08:01Knock him dead, Ernest.

01:08:03Ladies and gentlemen, the fighting muskrats of Chickasaw Falls!

01:08:22Slow down a minute, Coach. We need to talk.

01:08:24Nah, this is not a good time for me.

01:08:26You've heard about my plans to close your high school?

01:08:28Yeah, yeah, I've heard.

01:08:29Well, I've got a little problem that I think you can help me with.

01:08:32Why?

01:08:33If you win today, you'll be district champs, and that'll make things a lot harder for me.

01:08:38Well, we're gonna win. We're gonna whoop them.

01:08:41I don't see how I can help you.

01:08:43You can make sure your team loses.

01:08:46Why would I want to do that?

01:08:49If you lose, I'll guarantee you the job of head coach of Central High when we merge the schools.

01:08:56I don't know.

01:08:57Chickasaw Falls will close anyway. You might as well get something out of it.

01:09:09We could've beat those guns.

01:09:10We could've beat those guns.

01:09:11So what? A week from now, nobody will remember who won what.

01:09:24We could've beat them.

01:09:25We could've beat them.

01:09:26We could've beat them.

01:09:27We could've beat them.

01:09:28We could've beat them.

01:09:29Hey, somebody get me out of here.

01:09:31All right, boys. Bring it on in here. Let's go. Let's go.

01:09:33All right, listen up, fellas. I got a new game plan.

01:09:52This is certainly not the caliber of football we've come to expect from Coach Decker and his fighting muskrats.

01:10:09Failure men seem to have our muskrats completely pulled out there.

01:10:13Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!

01:10:19And that's another six.

01:10:22Now seven points for the Ironman, which puts our muskrats at a pathetic 18-6.

01:10:29Well, the good news is the first half is almost over.

01:10:32The bad news is there's still another 30 minutes of this massacre to go.

01:10:36Come in here. Could you let me out? Hey. Hey, if anyone's out there, I'm in here. Could you let me out? You gotta let me out of here.

01:10:46Hey. Oh, hey.

01:10:51Oh, I owe you one, pal. I love this guy.

01:10:59Look out. Come through.

01:11:01Don't squirt.

01:11:02Hey.

01:11:04Rodney, where have you been?

01:11:05Oh, man, it's a long story.

01:11:07But here it goes.

01:11:08That actual guy, he taught Coach Decker in a throw in the game.

01:11:11What?

01:11:12They can't do that.

01:11:13Well, who's gonna stop them?

01:11:15We are.

01:11:16Oh.

01:11:17Yeah, right. With what?

01:11:19Don't you see? We're the last line of defense.

01:11:22It's the Battle of the Bulge.

01:11:23And it's up to us to hold the Greek hordes off the Pacific Fleet.

01:11:28So what do we do, Ernest?

01:11:29Luckily, I have got an idea I've been saving for just such an occasion.

01:11:36Does this make broken? Does it?

01:11:38We need your help.

01:11:39Huh?

01:11:40The fate of our school depends on us.

01:11:41Bobby?

01:11:43For Chickasaw Falls.

01:11:44For truth, justice, and the Germanic-American way.

01:11:49Um...

01:11:50Maisie?

01:11:51Maisie.

01:11:52Great. Okay.

01:11:53Ernest is gonna stall as long as he can.

01:11:54Here's what we need.

01:11:55Okay?

01:11:56Okay, we're gonna need some sleeping gas with gas...

01:11:57Now, the marching muskrats of Chickasaw Falls!

01:12:02Oh, no. Not your marching band.

01:12:05They do try very hard.

01:12:07There won't be this kind of embarrassment at the new school.

01:12:10Now it's time to get down and do the funky muskrat.

01:12:14Get your soul food a la King, muskrats marching to a James Brown thing.

01:12:24Homeboys grooving down the street got his mojo working on a muskrat beat.

01:12:29Oh, my God!

01:12:30Oh, my God!

01:12:31Oh, my God!

01:12:32Oh, my God!

01:12:33Oh, my God!

01:12:34Oh, my God!

01:12:35Oh, my God!

01:12:36Oh, my God!

01:12:37Oh, my God!

01:12:38Oh, my God!

01:12:39Oh, my God!

01:12:40Oh, my God!

01:12:41Oh, my God!

01:12:42Oh, my God!

01:12:43Oh, my God!

01:12:44Oh, my God!

01:12:45Oh, my God!

01:12:46Oh, my God!

01:12:47Oh, my God!

01:12:48Oh, my God!

01:12:49Oh, my God!

01:12:50Oh, my God!

01:12:51Oh, my God!

01:12:52Oh, my God!

01:12:53Oh, my God!

01:12:54Oh, my God!

01:12:55Oh, my God!

01:12:56Oh, my God!

01:12:57Oh, my God!

01:12:58Oh, my God!

01:12:59A sense of well-being is creeping over them.

01:13:01They're experiencing vertigo

01:13:03and a strong desire to lie down.

01:13:06Okay, turn it off, Bobby.

01:13:08Let's go.

01:13:10Remember, guys, this is very powerful sleeping gas,

01:13:12so keep those masks on tight.

01:13:14Go on, go on.

01:13:22Maisie, this isn't gonna work.

01:13:24We can't play football.

01:13:25We can play better than these guys are playing.

01:13:28Come on, you guys.

01:13:29Let's get these uniforms off them.

01:13:31Someone's gotta try and win this game.

01:13:36Would you please put your hands together

01:13:38for the amazing Horns in Space?

01:13:42Ho!

01:13:56Symmetry and artistry join hands

01:13:58with Ed Stevie and Appliance

01:14:00to bring you the graceful spiral of life.

01:14:04The Sabre Dance.

01:14:05The Sabre Dance.

01:14:06The Sabre Dance.

01:14:10The Sabre Dance.

01:14:11The Sabre Dance.

01:14:13The Sabre Dance.

01:14:17The Sabre Dance.

01:14:20The Sabre Dance!

01:14:41All right, good work. Get out there, man.

01:14:46So far, so good.

01:14:47But that was the easy part. You better go see how Ernest is doing.

01:14:49Okay.

01:14:50Come on, let's wrap this together.

01:14:51All right, guys, let's do it.

01:14:54I hope the quarterback doesn't go to one in his head.

01:15:00The most important thing is that a team have a leader,

01:15:04a star, a bright light that shines through the darkness

01:15:08so that others may follow.

01:15:10And I am that man.

01:15:13That sounds familiar.

01:15:15In my prime, I was known as Crazy Legs World.

01:15:18So just give me the ball and watch the show.

01:15:22Know what I mean?

01:15:24The muskrats look much the worse for wear.

01:15:26And no wonder, after the brutal beating they've taken thus far.

01:15:29These muskrats are playing like they don't deserve to be in a championship game.

01:15:47And in this man's opinion, her disgrace to the proud colors of Chickasaw Hall.

01:15:52Ladies and gentlemen, all of the humanity, never can I recall a more wretched display of physical ineptitude.

01:16:09And with the score standing, an embarrassing 39-0, there is no joy in Mudville tonight.

01:16:16Come on, let's do it.

01:16:17Come on.

01:16:18I know that philosophically, using this device may be repugnant to your sense of sportsmanship and fair play.

01:16:25But quite frankly, my friend, I think it is high time we introduce the Iron Man to...

01:16:30...the new and improved sub-atomic weight accelerator!

01:16:35Make me a master muskrat.

01:16:39Great!

01:16:39Let's do it.

01:16:40Oh, and, Ernest, this time, try not to act like such a chore.

01:16:43Hmm?

01:16:54All right.

01:17:00Now the gloves come off.

01:17:02It looks like the muskrats are going with a new quarterback, and it's Ernest P. Worrell?

01:17:08It's been a wrap.

01:17:09Muskrats have the ball fourth and 27 at their own 49-yard line.

01:17:13And it looks like they're going for it.

01:17:16I guess they figure they've got nothing to lose.

01:17:21Cut, cut, cut.

01:17:31Go, winners!

01:17:31Let's go, win rooms of bacon!

01:17:33Oh, sorry, Mowgli.

01:17:35Beep, beep, beep.

01:17:51The muskrats have the ball, and they're finally on the move.

01:17:5437, 25, a 1, 2, 1, 2, 3.

01:18:03Hut!

01:18:20It looks like the muskrats have the Ironmen completely baffled out there!

01:18:33Come on, here we go!

01:18:53Yes!

01:18:54I don't know what's gotten into them, but the muskrats look like a different team out there!

01:19:00Animals!

01:19:01Great!

01:19:02You are a Wolverine!

01:19:04Okay, you are a rhinoceros!

01:19:10You are a fuzzy little muskrats!

01:19:12What do you mean?

01:19:13You're vicious!

01:19:21And the extra point is gone!

01:19:25There's the kickoff!

01:19:27And the muskrats bring him down near midfield!

01:19:30But with just 20 seconds left on the clock, it looks like the valiant heroics are all for naught!

01:19:36All right, so what do we do now, Ernest?

01:19:38I don't know, fellas.

01:19:39I'm fresh out of ideas.

01:19:40Leave it to me, guys.

01:19:41Here's what we do.

01:19:42Okay, I'll need your help.

01:19:43Let's go!

01:19:44Let's go!

01:19:49Yoo-hoo!

01:19:50Number 57!

01:19:55Hey, you're cute!

01:19:56Three two.

01:20:13Three two.

01:20:14Thirty two.

01:20:16Hot!

01:20:18For me?

01:20:21It's the old Dupid play!

01:20:24The old Dupid play!

01:20:26What a game!

01:20:28The Bus Ranks have called their last timeout

01:20:30with just three seconds left on the clock.

01:20:34And meanwhile, the backfield comes back here

01:20:38to cover me on the play.

01:20:39Any questions?

01:20:41All right, then.

01:20:44Let's go.

01:20:46Wait a minute.

01:20:48Wait a minute.

01:20:50Hornace!

01:20:51Bobby, did you charge Hornace?

01:20:53Nine!

01:20:54Don't leave a hornace!

01:21:14I use that uniform.

01:21:16What's going on?

01:21:1837.

01:21:1821.

01:21:1939.

01:21:20Pie to the knife.

01:21:21Pie to the knife.

01:21:22Pie to the knife.

01:21:23Pepe-dee.

01:21:24Pepe-dee.

01:21:25Pepe-dee.

01:21:26Pepe-dee.

01:21:27Pepe-dee.

01:21:28Pepe-dee.

01:21:29Pepe-dee.

01:21:30Pepe-dee.

01:21:31Pepe-dee.

01:21:32I got him! I got him!

01:21:44Hey, he heard it! He heard it!

01:21:50Oh, yeah.

01:22:02Come on, baby! Come on, do it!

01:22:20Hey, Karen, it's better!

01:22:24Oh, yeah.

01:22:34Oh!

01:22:37Oh!

01:22:40Oh!

01:22:42Oh!

01:22:44Oh!

01:22:48Oh!

01:22:50Oh!

01:23:05Oh!

01:23:06Oh!

01:23:08Oh!

01:23:12Oh!

01:23:14Oh!

01:23:16Oh!

01:23:18Oh!

01:23:19Come on, come on, right here, right here, right here.

01:23:26I got it, I got it.

01:23:29The Buscrets win! The Buscrets win!

01:23:32They're the new district champions!

01:23:39Yes, yes, yes!

01:23:41Get him off of there!

01:23:43Get the cops!

01:23:45Get that guy off of there!

01:23:49No!

01:23:52Yay!

01:23:53Ah!

01:24:16That's exactly what I... Hey, I heard you're trying to sell us out.

01:24:19You dipstick.

01:24:20I don't know what you're talking about.

01:24:22I never thought you'd go that far.

01:24:24Listen, I can explain everything I've done, I did for the good of the school system as a whole.

01:24:29That is your opinion. But I think you, along with your buddy Decker, will be out looking for new jobs once I tell the school board what you've been up to.

01:24:37No. Don't do that. We can work something out.

01:24:40I mean, please!

01:24:41You see, Terrace?

01:24:43A school that produces champions isn't the kind of school any enlightened person would think about closing.

01:24:49You, you mean Chickasaw Falls will stay open.

01:24:52Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

01:24:54Woo!

01:24:55Woo!

01:24:56Ha ha ha ha ha!

01:24:57Woo!

01:24:58Woo!

01:24:59Woo!

01:25:00Woo!

01:25:01Woo!

01:25:02Woo!

01:25:03Woo!

01:25:04Woo!

01:25:05Woo!

01:25:06Woo!

01:25:07Woo!

01:25:08Woo!

01:25:09Woo!

01:25:10Woo!

01:25:11Woo!

01:25:12Woo!

01:25:13Woo!

01:25:14Woo!

01:25:15Woo!

01:25:16Woo!

01:25:17Woo!

01:25:18Woo!

01:25:19Woo!

01:25:20Woo!

01:25:21Woo!

01:25:22So you actually passed the big test.

01:25:27Unbelievable.

01:25:28Yeah, Ernest.

01:25:29By Friday night, you'll be a high school graduate.

01:25:31Didn't doubt you for a second, pal.

01:25:33Well, you guys were a big help.

01:25:35Thanks a lot.

01:25:36But you know, I think I had it in me all along.

01:25:39Ernest!

01:25:41Come on, buddy.

01:25:42Come on.

01:25:43Ernest, I just came by to say how proud I am of you

01:25:53for finally getting that diploma.

01:25:54Good for you.

01:25:56Well, I couldn't have done it without you, Miss Flugel.

01:26:00Oh, I made you something.

01:26:01Oh.

01:26:07It's a music box.

01:26:10Ernest, how sweet.

01:26:12You made that for me?

01:26:14Oh.

01:26:16Listen.

01:26:16Oh, my God.

01:26:46Hmm.

01:26:51Once again, the right tool for the right job.

01:26:55Know what I mean?

01:26:55Once again, the right tool for the right job.

01:27:25All they do for us rats, cheer for the muskrats, cheer for the muskrats.

01:27:31Hail to the muskrats, those hazy-biting muskrats.

01:27:39Hail to the muskrats, those magey-mean and marvelous rats.

01:27:44Long may the muskrats prevail.

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