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Ernest Goes to Jail (1990) is a hilarious and heartwarming comedy that follows the lovable Ernest P. Worrell as he accidentally lands in jail and must find his way out while helping others along the way. Full of slapstick humor, funny situations, and memorable moments, Ernest demonstrates courage, friendship, and determination in his signature clumsy style.
Starring Jim Varney, Bill Byrge, and Victoria Rowell, this classic comedy blends laughter with positive messages for viewers of all ages. Ernest Goes to Jail is a delightful film that continues the adventures of everyone’s favorite clumsy hero.
Starring Jim Varney, Bill Byrge, and Victoria Rowell, this classic comedy blends laughter with positive messages for viewers of all ages. Ernest Goes to Jail is a delightful film that continues the adventures of everyone’s favorite clumsy hero.
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00:00:00You
00:00:30Somebody's driving my car
00:00:45Somebody's using my name
00:00:49Somebody's kissing my girl
00:00:55So why am I new around?
00:00:58This ain't no pink champagne
00:01:01This is a morning tea
00:01:05This ain't no swank hotel
00:01:09This is a mob wire
00:01:13If love is a crime
00:01:15I'm human on my new time
00:01:28Somebody bake me a cake
00:01:31You better stick in a fire
00:01:35You better buy me a church
00:01:39I've been sitting up and I'm blue and dry
00:01:43This ain't no pink champagne
00:01:46This is a morning tea
00:01:50This ain't no swank hotel
00:01:55This is a mob wire
00:01:58Honey, please don't leave me hangin' here
00:02:04Can't you see the end is near?
00:02:08It's a crowd
00:02:09You can open our beautiful time
00:02:12Run, run, hold it
00:02:20Red light, green light
00:02:22Go
00:02:23Let's go
00:02:48Red light
00:02:50Red light
00:02:50Wait light
00:02:51Did you hear that?
00:03:05It came from over there
00:03:06Locked
00:03:13Freeze!
00:03:18Oh, hi, fellas.
00:03:32Hi, Ernest.
00:03:34How many times do I have to tell you about bank procedure?
00:03:39Do you realize you could have caused a serious accident here, perhaps even a bloodbath?
00:03:43Well, this man is a coiled cobra ready to strike at the slightest irregularity.
00:03:50I'm sorry, fellas. I just got working on this old polisher switch and I just forgot.
00:03:56Okay.
00:03:58Well, I'm going to let you off this time because you're one of us and you work at the bank.
00:04:03Yeah.
00:04:05But I won't always have this job.
00:04:08Someday, I'll be able to wield the financial muscle of this institution.
00:04:12I'll be able to move assets around like chessmen on a financial chessboard.
00:04:19Someday, corporate managers will shudder in their wingtips at my approach,
00:04:23for I will be a bank clerk.
00:04:31Ow! Ow!
00:04:34Ah!
00:04:38Ow! Ow! Ow!
00:04:40Ow! Ow!
00:04:43Pop, I'm sick of this police band.
00:04:44Let's listen to something was kicked to it.
00:04:47Ah! Oh, shit!
00:04:49Yah!
00:04:49Now
00:04:51chew out!
00:04:53Ow!
00:05:03Ow! Ow!
00:05:04Ow! Ow!
00:05:05Don't make me climb!
00:05:10These are my three climbing shoes.
00:05:14Stop! Stop!
00:05:20You can't go up the wall!
00:05:35Out!
00:05:59Huh?
00:06:05Oh.
00:06:35Ahhhhhhh!
00:07:01Anyway, man. Monkeys have been up there.
00:07:04Put that down! Put that down!
00:07:17Huh? What?
00:07:22My hands are stuck, I'm doomed!
00:07:24Ahhhhhhh!
00:07:26Oh no!
00:07:28Oh no!
00:07:29Oh no!
00:07:30Oh no!
00:07:32Ahhhhhhh!
00:07:35Security check five.
00:07:37No problem.
00:07:38No problem.
00:07:44There is very breach in security.
00:07:46All prisoners, return to your cell phone.
00:07:49beat it!
00:07:50Go!
00:07:55Hey!
00:07:56Hey!
00:07:57Go!
00:07:58Go!
00:07:59Go!
00:08:00Go!
00:08:01Go!
00:08:02Mr. Nash, you gotta help me.
00:08:13I just killed a guy.
00:08:16What about it?
00:08:17You gotta help me!
00:08:22I help no one who can't help me.
00:08:25It's your mess, Ruben.
00:08:26You clean it up.
00:08:28Mr. Nash, you gotta do something!
00:08:31Take it!
00:08:31Help me, man!
00:08:33Help me!
00:08:40Good morning, Frank.
00:08:52Morning, Chuck.
00:08:54Did you have a problem last night?
00:08:56Nothing we couldn't handle.
00:08:57Not again today.
00:09:03You might as well go ahead and show him some kind of ID, Miss Sparrow.
00:09:06I have to, and I'm his brother.
00:09:07What in the sound, who do you think you're doing?
00:09:24Ernest?
00:09:25Ernest?
00:09:25Ernest?
00:09:26Ernest?
00:09:27No.
00:09:28What happened?
00:09:29I was just guarding the money.
00:09:36You know, being extra careful, walking that extra mile.
00:09:40Ernest, this is the biggest mess you've ever made.
00:09:42If Mr. Pendle Smythe sees this, it wasn't my fault.
00:09:44It wasn't my fault.
00:09:45They followed me in here.
00:09:46It was awful.
00:09:47You can't imagine.
00:09:48Especially these two.
00:09:49Ernest, whatever happened, you've gotta clean it up now.
00:09:52Come on, I'll help you.
00:09:53Did you read those books that I gave you?
00:09:55I tried, but they were real tough.
00:09:58There weren't any pictures, and the print was real small.
00:10:02Ernest, you've gotta work hard if you wanna get ahead.
00:10:05I know, but I get discouraged.
00:10:07Besides, Mr. Pendle Smythe's not gonna give me a chance.
00:10:11Ernest, you gotta believe in yourself.
00:10:14You've gotta have faith in the system.
00:10:18You're right, Charlotte.
00:10:21After all, I am Ernest P. Worrell,
00:10:23an upwardly mobile American at his best.
00:10:27And I know that if I pay my taxes, bathe, and floss regularly,
00:10:31I will ascend the ladder of success hand over foot.
00:10:36Ernest, do you think the floor needs a polish?
00:10:44Good!
00:11:02Today's your deadline, Eddie.
00:11:04Hey.
00:11:05I want that money you owe me.
00:11:07Sorry, Mr. Narek.
00:11:09I just need a little more time.
00:11:10Not good enough, Eddie.
00:11:12Lyle.
00:11:14See if you can help Eddie with his attitude.
00:11:21I'll get it for you, I swear.
00:11:23Oh, I know that, Eddie.
00:11:24The question is, when?
00:11:26Tomorrow.
00:11:28I'll get it for you tomorrow.
00:11:29Today's your deadline.
00:11:31I hate to encourage tardiness.
00:11:36Please.
00:11:38I'll get it for you tonight.
00:11:40I swear.
00:11:41See what you do, Eddie.
00:11:43See that you do.
00:11:54There, all cleaned up.
00:11:55That should pass Mr. Pendle's my inspection.
00:11:58Right you are, Charlotte.
00:12:00And Mr. Poodle Smurf is lucky to have me on his team.
00:12:03As a matter of fact, one of these days,
00:12:06I'm gonna walk into that office and I'm gonna say...
00:12:09Oscar, babe.
00:12:13What?
00:12:14Good morning, Mr. Poodle Smoot.
00:12:16Smiddle Pit.
00:12:17Smoothle Poot.
00:12:17Poodle Smythe, you idiot.
00:12:20Yes, sir.
00:12:24Can't you get anything right?
00:12:27Why are you such a screw-up?
00:12:28Ernest, you've got to be more careful.
00:12:38I know.
00:12:40I'll never get to be a clerk.
00:12:42I'll be lucky if they let me stay on as a janitor.
00:12:45Know what I mean?
00:12:45Hey, maybe I can help you with that promotion.
00:12:48All you need is a little more self-confidence.
00:12:51You're right, Charlotte.
00:12:52I need to think more positive.
00:12:55I need to think,
00:12:56I'll get that job.
00:12:58Why, that man is putty in my fingers.
00:13:02I'm just toying with him now,
00:13:04like a kitten with a June bug.
00:13:06I was just thinking that,
00:13:07since you're not working tomorrow,
00:13:09that maybe we could get together,
00:13:10talk about the job,
00:13:11maybe have dinner.
00:13:14Dinner?
00:13:16Did you say dinner?
00:13:17Like, just the two of us,
00:13:19in the same town,
00:13:20on the same day,
00:13:20in the same restaurant,
00:13:21possibly at the same table?
00:13:24Well, yes,
00:13:25but just as friends, right?
00:13:26I mean, just as friends.
00:13:27I mean, we'll get together,
00:13:28we'll talk about the job.
00:13:29I can give you some insights
00:13:31based upon my experience.
00:13:33Experience.
00:13:35Oh, yeah.
00:13:36Well, I suggest you bring your willpower,
00:13:38young woman.
00:13:39Be forewarned,
00:13:40the world charm is merciless.
00:13:47Oh, sure, Charlotte.
00:13:52You just want to show me the ropes.
00:13:55You just want to give me a leg up
00:13:57to the bottom rung
00:13:59of that little ladder called success.
00:14:02Oh, yeah.
00:14:03Come on, Remshaw.
00:14:04We have to choose just the right ensemble.
00:14:08Nah, too formal for dinner.
00:14:10Mm-hmm.
00:14:11Ah, the perfect choice.
00:14:14European styling
00:14:15with a decidedly American flair.
00:14:24Charlotte has more than a professional interest
00:14:27in yours truly.
00:14:29And who can blame her?
00:14:31I've never understood
00:14:32why I had such a profound effect on women,
00:14:35but why argue with success?
00:14:37Yeah, I'm a man who has just found
00:14:52his parking space
00:14:54in the fast lane.
00:14:58Who knows what lies ahead
00:14:59for such a man?
00:15:00Whoa!
00:15:22Whoa!
00:15:22Whoa!
00:15:22Whoa!
00:15:22Oh!
00:15:48Well, there's my problem right there.
00:15:50Looks like this little wire's got a little...
00:15:55...word in it.
00:15:59Gosh. Not again.
00:16:08Bonsoir. Dinner for two?
00:16:10Right. I'll be your waiter this evening.
00:16:12You may call me Philippe.
00:16:14I'll just give you a moment to look over your mirror.
00:16:16I had a long talk with Mr. Pendle Smythe today.
00:16:19It took a lot of convincing, but he agreed to accept your application for the clerk's job.
00:16:24He did.
00:16:25But the thing is, you've got to be more careful.
00:16:29I just know I can win him over.
00:16:32We'll have that little talk around the old water cooler about team sports and transmission, jock itch.
00:16:39Things that just guys talk about. Know what I mean?
00:16:41I'll have him eaten right out of the palm of my hand.
00:16:44I know that it's hard, Ernest, but Mr. Pendle Smythe can't stand mistakes.
00:16:49And between you and I, I don't think he can stand people either.
00:16:52Well, that's okay. I'm not like other people. Know what I mean?
00:16:54Frankly, Ernest, I don't even know why you want the job.
00:16:58I mean, he's a horrible man to work for.
00:17:01At least where you are now, you only have to see him once a day.
00:17:04You want to hear something really funny?
00:17:06I thought I was going to get promoted to branch manager this time last year.
00:17:10What a laugh, huh?
00:17:12Yeah, but did you hear the one about the three-legged dog that walked into the saloon and said,
00:17:16I'm looking for the guy that shot my paw.
00:17:22Ernest, this is fun.
00:17:24I mean, you're pretty good company.
00:17:26I come from a long line of bon vivance.
00:17:28We're known for our charm, wit, and sparkling dinner conversation.
00:17:35Ernest? Ernest, are you all right?
00:17:42I recommend the lobster.
00:17:56Open C12.
00:18:01Well, well, well, if it isn't the infamous Mr. Nash.
00:18:05My sources tell me that you and your guard dog got in some trouble yesterday down in the weight room.
00:18:10Just minding my own business, warden.
00:18:13Something you might want to try sometime.
00:18:20Now, you can make things easy on yourself.
00:18:23Or you can make them hard.
00:18:25It's up to you.
00:18:27You hear me, Nash?
00:18:29Yeah, I hear you, warden.
00:18:31Now you hear me.
00:18:33When you step out of that cozy little office, you're on my turf.
00:18:36And if I were you, I would watch my step.
00:18:41If that's a threat, it's a weak one.
00:18:44Your day's coming real soon, Nash.
00:18:47And we both know it.
00:18:48I've got to get out of this place.
00:18:49You wouldn't believe the new security system we have for the van.
00:19:04Maximum protection and minimal carnage.
00:19:08And three levels of power.
00:19:10Ernest, I...
00:19:11Thanks, Chuck. Thanks, Bobby.
00:19:12I'm not finished talking to you about this.
00:19:14This is really neat.
00:19:20Here, rimshot.
00:19:21Here, boy.
00:19:23Boy, how you been?
00:19:24This your daddy?
00:19:26Boy, let's see what we got in the mail.
00:19:29All right.
00:19:30Right.
00:19:31Can you help?
00:19:32Help.
00:19:58Wow!
00:20:00This is great.
00:20:01I don't believe it.
00:20:03Jury duty.
00:20:04Look, rimshot.
00:20:06I've been chosen for jury duty.
00:20:12This is great.
00:20:15Chuck!
00:20:16Bobby!
00:20:20Chuck! Bobby!
00:20:22How are you?
00:20:24Uh-oh.
00:20:25I hate this minefield.
00:20:26It's a miracle.
00:20:27I'm so happy.
00:20:28I'm ecstatic.
00:20:29It's a dream come true.
00:20:30Chuck!
00:20:31Bobby!
00:20:32Guess what?
00:20:33Ernest, you're in the line of fire.
00:20:34Move it!
00:20:35Pick them up!
00:20:36Put them down!
00:20:37I hate this part.
00:20:39I'm the luckiest guy in the whole world.
00:20:40They chose me out of hundreds of thousands of people.
00:20:42I hate this part.
00:20:44I hate this part.
00:20:46I'm the luckiest guy in the whole world.
00:20:47They chose me out of hundreds of thousands of people.
00:20:49I hate this part.
00:20:50I hate this part.
00:20:51I'm the luckiest guy in the whole world.
00:20:52They chose me out of hundreds of thousands of other people.
00:20:55They chose me for United States jury duty.
00:20:58Isn't that great?
00:20:59Yeah.
00:21:00Great.
00:21:01Bobby!
00:21:02Soup's on!
00:21:03I mean the opportunity to decide.
00:21:05Right or wrong.
00:21:07Good or evil.
00:21:09Regular or unleaded.
00:21:11To hold a man's life in the palm of my hand and decide.
00:21:15Should I crush it?
00:21:16Or allow it to go free like a bird on the winds of time?
00:21:20Burn him.
00:21:21Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, one of the most precious guarantees in our constitution
00:21:39is that of a fair trial.
00:21:41Every defendant has the right to one.
00:21:43This defendant is no exception.
00:21:46It is you who must decide his case.
00:21:51Not I.
00:21:52You must weigh the evidence carefully.
00:21:56Counselor, you may proceed.
00:22:00Thank you, Your Honor.
00:22:02Ladies and gentlemen, the state will prove that the defendant, Reuben Bartlett, who is
00:22:07a known henchman of the notorious crime czar and bank robber, Felix Nash, did in fact murder
00:22:15a fellow prisoner while in jail.
00:22:19And for this, the state asks that you extend his remaining time of five months into a sentence of life without parole.
00:22:32Ladies and gentlemen, the defense will show that the deceased was not killed by my client.
00:22:37In fact, he wasn't killed by anyone.
00:22:41He died as the result of a tragic accident when, in a poorly lit stairwell, he tripped over an inadequately placed railing
00:22:51and plunged, regrettably, to his death.
00:22:56If there is a guilty party in this case, it must surely be the system which allows such unsafe conditions to exist.
00:23:06Once you've heard the evidence, I'm sure you'll agree with me that the charges against my client, Mr. Bartlett, are completely spurious
00:23:16and that you will find him not guilty.
00:23:33Excuse me, sir. Are you all right?
00:23:35Just fine. Thank you.
00:23:45Is that exactly the same? Is that true?
00:23:47You're crazy.
00:23:48Look, the guy's perfect. It's downright uncanny.
00:23:52We can't judge.
00:23:53It'll work. It will.
00:23:55Your Honor, to allow the jury to fully understand the case for the defense,
00:24:00we feel as though it's imperative that they see the environment within which this unfortunate accident occurred.
00:24:06Therefore, we move that these proceedings be continued to the site of the alleged crime.
00:24:12Well, I find this request highly irregular. However, if the prosecution has no objections...
00:24:18Uh, no objections, Your Honor.
00:24:20So be it.
00:24:22These proceedings will reconvene tomorrow at 10 a.m. at the Dracop Correctional Facility.
00:24:28Oh, boy. A field trip.
00:24:34I'm telling you, this guy is right on the numbers. It's so simple.
00:24:40Now, we make the switch. You get in on the jury and find the innocent.
00:24:44Then you walk away a free man. Then I make sure this guy, Ernest, gets what's coming to you in and out.
00:24:51Wham! Bam! And it's over.
00:24:57Yeah. I'm a real big fan of the early release program.
00:25:02Mother.
00:25:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:25:14Jury arrived in the cut-up report.
00:25:16Moving in.
00:25:22I would like to ask the members of the jury very quick.
00:25:27Draco Prison is not going to be a good for any of you.
00:25:29Okay, Lara. We got one shot at this, so make it count.
00:25:32...must endure its reaction.
00:25:34So, what are we going to talk about today?
00:25:37Death. Horror. Frightening.
00:25:41Something to be avoided.
00:25:43But is death murder?
00:25:46Is murder death?
00:25:48I think not.
00:25:50And yet, though we must feel some sympathy for the victim,
00:25:54we cannot unfound this threat by wrong conditions.
00:25:58And that may be judgment is acceptable.
00:26:01The state has made no case.
00:26:04It presented no compelling evidence.
00:26:06Come here, you.
00:26:07Why beat my therapies?
00:26:10There is no tangible proof that a crime is committed.
00:26:13Come here, Carl.
00:26:14Yes, an inmate doctor.
00:26:15We don't excuse them.
00:26:16Of course, all of us...
00:26:17...reasonable...
00:26:19...human beings...
00:26:20...more men.
00:26:21Come here, Carl.
00:26:23Come here.
00:26:24Come here.
00:26:25Come here.
00:26:26Come here.
00:26:27Come here.
00:26:28It is not working.
00:26:30Sir.
00:26:31Hurry up, Lyle.
00:26:32He's walking.
00:26:33Keeping this in mind.
00:26:34I would like to move these proceedings to the staircase.
00:26:38Right this way, please.
00:26:39Okay.
00:26:40All right.
00:26:41Let's go.
00:26:42Nash!
00:26:43Wake up!
00:26:44No napping during exercise period.
00:26:48No talking.
00:26:49Yes, sir, officer, whatever you say.
00:27:01Boy, this is great.
00:27:05Yes, sir officer whatever you say
00:27:15Boy this is great a brief workout together our thoughts then it's off to the jury room to decide
00:27:23Very ingenious and they even gave us these nifty workout clothes boy. I love jury duty. Don't you?
00:27:29Whatever you say mr. Nash. Oh, you don't have to be so formal. You can just call me Ernest. Hey, this people
00:27:34You know the rules. No talking. Yes, sir
00:27:49Lunch how thoughtful for the mind to work the body must have fuel
00:27:54Lot of jurors here today must be a lot of trials going on a sad commentary on our disintegrating society know what I mean
00:28:04Oh
00:28:24I don't think our table has any steak sauce
00:28:28I'm sorry. Where are my manners? I should have waited for the others
00:28:34greaseball
00:28:37I didn't order greaseball
00:28:53We're sequestered and on top of that we can't even leave. Oh, this is great. This is God
00:29:00I
00:29:03Hope you've got a good story to tell my boss after all I do have a living to earn no look Nash
00:29:09My name is world Ernest P. Worrell. Oh, mr. Funnyman, huh? Yeah, mr. Funnyman
00:29:15You'll think funny when you're tapping to the tune of 220 son
00:29:21That is the rudest baby I've ever seen in my life
00:29:24Wait a minute
00:29:26Wait a minute
00:29:36You're that guy
00:29:39I
00:29:39Bailiff
00:29:40Bailiff
00:29:41You're in big trouble now pal
00:29:43Bailiff
00:29:44What is it nice you see that guy?
00:29:46Yeah, so
00:29:48No, I mean look look at him
00:29:50See that guy. Oh, he's not on the jury. This man is a prisoner
00:29:55Oh
00:29:56I'll throw you in the hole for that Nash the hole. Yeah the hole
00:30:01The hole like it like in solitary the hole
00:30:05Like in real prison
00:30:07Like in real really really really really really real prison
00:30:11The hoops cow the slammer the joint Alcatraz Sam Clinton same thing. Oh
00:30:16No, I I'm in
00:30:18I'm in jail
00:30:20Your honor we have reached a decision
00:30:34We find the defendant Reuben Bartlett not guilty
00:30:41Have you carefully weighed the evidence?
00:30:48Yes, we have your honor
00:30:49The defendant found not guilty will return to the state penitentiary where he will complete his previous sentence
00:31:15Let's go earnest we're late for work mr. P does not
00:31:19Appreciate tardiness
00:31:21So how's it go?
00:31:23Mr. Joe Ryan
00:31:30Now on to the real important question how did your day go?
00:31:37We had a nice time
00:31:39Nice time. Hey, what's the deal with the hair? Uh, you bringing a wet look back?
00:31:43I'm just trying something new
00:31:45Oh
00:31:47Where's your uh, where's your sky piece?
00:31:49You know your lid, your brown cap
00:31:51I never see you without that brown cap
00:31:52I must have lost it somewhere
00:31:54Bobby
00:31:56Bobby
00:31:58Something bad wrong here
00:32:02This guy
00:32:04This guy
00:32:06This guy
00:32:08This guy
00:32:10Is in love L.U.V.
00:32:12Ernest is in love L.U.V.
00:32:14Ernest is in love
00:32:16Ernest and Charlotte
00:32:18sitting in a tree
00:32:20K-I-S-S-I-N-G
00:32:22First comes love and then comes marriage
00:32:24Then comes Ernest
00:32:26Put you in a baby carriage
00:32:28Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:32:50Ernest, you're not going to believe this but we have a new security system at the bank
00:32:54a bank i work at a bank
00:33:01i tell you i'm not this guy nash if you're not mr nash how come you look like him because he's
00:33:16obviously a very attractive criminal yeah that's right too lyle tell him who i am hey mr nash
00:33:24did he fall for it that's real funny mr nash
00:33:29open up seat 12. did you miss me mr nash
00:33:37you you know i'm not nash of course you are earnest
00:33:45you've got nothing to worry about i'll make sure this thing plays
00:33:53just the way we laid it out just make sure everything stays in line on your end
00:33:58i've got another deal working here and there'll be a cut in it for you
00:34:02that idiot you switched me for as a job in a bank
00:34:07i don't believe it sometimes the cards just fall your way
00:34:11yeah you just make sure nobody figures out that idiot isn't me
00:34:16listen little man you've pushed me as far as you're going to
00:34:22i've got some big things riding and if you know what's good for you
00:34:26you'll play ball oh great what position
00:34:29you do like we say a lyle here or break your back
00:34:36like that well then he'll just have to break my back like
00:34:42like that thing you guys did real men are not intimidated by physical threats
00:34:48against their personal selves and ironically
00:34:50neither am i what about violence against other people
00:34:54what do you mean i mean while you're being mr nash in here
00:34:59mr nash is being you out there yeah he's living your life working at your job at the
00:35:07bank hanging out with your friends and if you don't behave he may have to get very strict
00:35:14with someone you really care about charlotte no that your girl well sorta
00:35:23well sorta well she's gonna sorta be dead if you don't play along
00:35:30you lay one finger on her and i'll
00:35:32hey relax she'll be all right as long as you behave
00:35:37okay what do i have to do
00:35:42you got to be nash
00:35:48okay lion this guy nash he's a tough guy right he's a gangster okay how about this
00:35:55you dirty rat you're the guy that shot my brother and i'm the guy that's gonna shoot you
00:36:01every god daring one of you too old huh hey you murdoch you're the guy that shot my brother right and i'm the guy that's gonna shoot you eh all right
00:36:08of all the gin joints and all the cities and all the world you've gotta waltz into my place and shoot my brother play it sam the piano will cover up the shot
00:36:15well you dirty rat you're the dirty rat you're the dirty rat you're the guy that's gonna shoot you eh all right
00:36:22of all the gin joints and all the cities and all the world you've gotta waltz into my place and shoot my brother play it sam the piano will cover up the shot
00:36:30play it sam the piano will cover up the shot
00:36:33well you dirty rat you're the guy that shot my brother and i'm the guy that's gonna shoot you
00:36:39well you're the dirty scum-sucking pig dog that shot my brother and i'm the man who's going to destroy you
00:36:49but i'm just that kind of guy i bet you
00:36:53hey what are you doing here oh oh i was just uh well at least you're not in the vault
00:37:10what would i be doing in the vault who knows why are you there every morning yeah right
00:37:16well how do i get in there you suppose i don't know hey what's the matter with your voice you sound
00:37:22different oh i've got a little laryngitis i'm sorry hey i wouldn't let mr pendle smith catch me in his
00:37:29chair if i were you and i'd get my feet off his desk because you know how he feels about his famous golf
00:37:33trophy yeah yeah by the way i had a real nice time the other night i think it was really good for me to
00:37:42just get away from work and just have some fun yeah i had a nice time too baby baby
00:37:51you see ernest sometimes you can be so weird
00:37:58good morning miss sparrow good morning and what are we doing behind the bank president's desk
00:38:04i was just gonna leave you a note about what about um
00:38:10uh ernest wants to formally apply for that clerk's job yeah yeah that's it oh i see ernest the clerk
00:38:20what a great idea well now you don't have to leave a note do you so get out from there
00:38:26what's the matter with you here just some sort of punk thing huh i was just trying something new
00:38:32just look at you you are a poor excuse for a member of the human race you and that big nose and ugly face
00:38:39have caused so much trouble around here i should be given a medal for tolerating you
00:38:42i would choose my words differently if i were you
00:38:47oh should i use smaller ones how about this no now get out of my office both of you
00:38:55i love you all
00:39:06oh i'm sorry ernest he promised he wasn't gonna do that
00:39:10well who cares what he thinks anyway i'm really proud of you for trying
00:39:14i mean you're starting to take stock of yourself
00:39:16i mean when you were in there talking to mr pendlesmythe
00:39:19it was as if you were a whole different person what do you mean
00:39:23well i mean that i'm proud of you
00:39:30ernest do you have any idea how long you've made me and bobby wait in that van
00:39:367.5 minutes i don't tell you something about time my time is worth money and i don't think you
00:39:44make that kind of money to pay me for my time
00:39:49now let's put the hammer down
00:39:55okay today will be your first test as mr nash
00:40:00don't worry fellas you are talking to a consummate actor
00:40:04a brilliant interpreter of character and nuance
00:40:07a professional practitioner in the style and method of the great Stradivarius
00:40:12yeah bring the sheets back over in the corner and just pile them up
00:40:15yeah just throw them anywhere
00:40:16hey hey susan don't know the stuff that machine again
00:40:19hey bill
00:40:21hey bill
00:40:22hey bill
00:40:23hey bill
00:40:24hey bill
00:40:25hey bill
00:40:26all right
00:40:27come on
00:40:28you got something on your shirt
00:40:31hehehehe
00:40:33today's the day nash
00:40:35my boy's ready
00:40:36not now vinnie
00:40:37mr nash doesn't have anything to do
00:40:39not now vinnie
00:40:40mr nash doesn't have anything to prove
00:40:42everybody's waiting
00:40:44you're not gonna chicken out now are you
00:40:47i don't know the meaning of the word chicken
00:40:50if you lose this one nash
00:40:52we're gonna run safe
00:40:54i know you've never lost us
00:40:58yet
00:40:59but my man spider
00:41:01he is
00:41:02gonna turn it on
00:41:03okay
00:41:05go
00:41:07wait a minute
00:41:09i wasn't even ready
00:41:11that's not fair
00:41:13listen
00:41:14where i come from mister
00:41:15you're supposed to say ready set go
00:41:18that's the official way
00:41:19that's the official way
00:41:20and i want a rematch
00:41:22nash you're a glutton for the punishment
00:41:24i'm heading way over your head man
00:41:26they're gonna figure you out
00:41:28he's just lucky i can take this guy
00:41:35okay
00:41:36here we go
00:41:37here we go
00:41:38one
00:41:39six
00:41:42go
00:41:43no
00:41:44come on lady fight it
00:41:45come on baby
00:41:46come on baby
00:41:47come on baby
00:41:48come on baby
00:41:49come on baby
00:41:50come on baby
00:41:51come on baby
00:41:52come on baby
00:41:53come on baby
00:41:54come on baby
00:41:55come on baby
00:41:56come on baby
00:41:57come on baby
00:41:58come on baby
00:41:59come on baby
00:42:00come on baby
00:42:01come on baby
00:42:02that was close
00:42:03come on man
00:42:04next case
00:42:07man why don't you shut your mouth the real mr nash don't say much well maybe he ought to right
00:42:14i mean after all i'm just reaching for the character what do you know about the pain
00:42:19an actor must go through you straighten up or i'll show you pain and don't you forget
00:42:24your loved ones on the outside
00:42:26ernest ernest we're sorry bobby didn't know the mace can was loaded
00:42:39get out of here
00:42:56this is pathetic this guy's better off in jail
00:43:08i will affect my escape using a bar of soap
00:43:30a common ordinary household spoon and a tin of shoe polish
00:43:36thank goodness i paid attention in art class
00:43:39don't worry charlotte i'll save you your hero is on his way
00:43:44hey screw yeah you come in
00:43:57what now nash open your door or i'll waste you
00:44:01assault rifle on a rope the perfect gift for the mercenary who has everything
00:44:09mr pete mr pete could i have just one moment of your time sir please
00:44:19i want to introduce you to our latest arsenal in the war against crime
00:44:25hey mr pete it's very very special
00:44:30well all right but i'm late for dinner
00:44:32great you leave just follow me please
00:44:35okay can i have you here please thank you
00:44:41you won't be needing this let's let's go let's open up open up
00:44:44thank you bobby please
00:44:49mr pete you have that funny little acidy taste in the back of your throat
00:44:58like that
00:44:59uh-huh you can taste it you know what that is
00:45:02uh-uh fear
00:45:04that's what your common class x criminal would be feeling at this moment
00:45:09if he were in your situation bobby it's only a simulation
00:45:14i don't think i'd touch those bars mr p
00:45:19unless you want 200 000 volts of electricity
00:45:22jolting through your body think about that
00:45:25bobby
00:45:28mr pete uh have a nice dinner and a good night's sleep
00:45:38sir
00:45:39he's had a real hard day
00:45:44don't worry charlotte i'll soon be flying into your arms
00:45:53with my superior knowledge of mathematics and geometry
00:45:56the square root and angle of your lower hypotenuse
00:46:00times the angle of your pie that sort of thing
00:46:03let the countdown begin
00:46:05three
00:46:06two
00:46:07one and a half
00:46:09one
00:46:10three quarters
00:46:11zero
00:46:12fire
00:46:13fire
00:46:14fire
00:46:15fire
00:46:16fire
00:46:17fire
00:46:18fire
00:46:19fire
00:46:20fire
00:46:21fire
00:46:22fire
00:46:23fire
00:46:24fire
00:46:25fire
00:46:26fire
00:46:27fire
00:46:28fire
00:46:29fire
00:46:30fire
00:46:31fire
00:46:32fire
00:46:33fire
00:46:34fire
00:46:35fire
00:46:36fire
00:46:37fire
00:46:38fire
00:46:39fire
00:46:40fire
00:46:41fire
00:46:42Let's go.
00:47:12You see, casting is all in the wrist.
00:47:32It's a sport of kings.
00:47:33Game of inches.
00:47:38And as soon as your game fish takes the bait,
00:47:42tis important to give the line a sharp tug
00:47:45in order to set the hook,
00:47:47and then quickly reel it in.
00:47:58I was gonna throw it back, honest.
00:48:03Ow!
00:48:05That oughta told ya.
00:48:06Don't you have anything in a pastel blue?
00:48:10Accessories are so important.
00:48:15Accessories.
00:48:28The way they run this institution is an outrage.
00:48:31For a poor, tired, old, lonely woman like me.
00:48:35Her only son a felon, though not a terribly successful one.
00:48:41Young man.
00:48:42Young man.
00:48:44Young man.
00:48:45Could you please open that gate?
00:48:47I left my car running outside.
00:48:50Ma'am, can you tell me how you got to this gate?
00:48:52The visitor's area is on the other side of the prison.
00:48:54I brought him up as best I could.
00:48:56But sometimes a bad seed falls from even the most fragile flower.
00:49:01Ma'am, you're not going through this gate.
00:49:02Is this the way you treat your mother?
00:49:05Is this the kind of abuse that poor woman must endure?
00:49:09Well, I guess my mother is a little bit mad.
00:49:11Mm-hmm.
00:49:12You ought to be in the slammer with the rest of these misfits.
00:49:15If you had any remorse at all for the horror you put your own mother through, you'd open that gate.
00:49:21I have a car overheating as we speak.
00:49:28Okay, okay.
00:49:30All right, let's open the east gate.
00:49:33There.
00:49:33Now, are you satisfied?
00:49:34I'll tell your mother how her son has improved, despite his shaded and somewhat checkered past.
00:49:46The doctor told me I'd only have to wear these until after the surgery.
00:49:56Ernest, since you're part of the Knight family here at the bank, I'm going to show you something new.
00:50:04You see that?
00:50:07That is only to be used during an officer in distress situation.
00:50:12Do you understand?
00:50:14Which, I mean, we hope will be few and far between.
00:50:19What could happen in a quiet little bank like this?
00:50:25Would you take the edge off, Bobby?
00:50:27I mean, hey, Bobby, if I was going by the book, I wouldn't have said anything, but it's only Ernest.
00:50:32Well, Mr. Nash, how's our special prisoner?
00:50:40Well, just fine, thanks.
00:50:42Of course, the place could be a little homier.
00:50:44Maybe some curtains and walls.
00:50:46I don't need nothing from nobody.
00:50:48I especially don't need nothing from no lousy screws.
00:50:51Tough guy.
00:50:53Right to the end, huh, Nash?
00:50:55Just about, uh, 24 hours to go.
00:50:58Well, yeah, what's it to you, warden?
00:51:01Besides, I'll be getting out of here soon.
00:51:03Yeah, you'll be getting out all right.
00:51:06Horizontally.
00:51:12Close cell block C.
00:51:13You hear that?
00:51:14I'll be getting out in 24 hours.
00:51:17You just have to know how to talk to these people.
00:51:20Don't worry, Reuben.
00:51:21I'll put in a good word for you, too.
00:51:26Mr. P.
00:51:27Mr. P.
00:51:28Can I talk?
00:51:29Wait, wait a minute.
00:51:29Hey, can I talk to you for just one second?
00:51:32What is it now?
00:51:34Go this way, please.
00:51:37Mr. P.
00:51:39I want to talk to you about laser beams.
00:51:43Little bundles of light that can actually trigger a high-tech, state-of-the-art security device.
00:51:48Bobby, please.
00:51:55So?
00:51:57What's the matter with it?
00:51:58Nothing.
00:51:59That's the beauty of it.
00:52:01Now, Mr. P., can I just have your attention this way, please, sir?
00:52:05Please, Mr. P., come this way.
00:52:14Space-age plastics.
00:52:15It worked for you, Mr. P.
00:52:16See, it's invisible, tasteless, odorless, colorless, and the best news yet, sir, it's bulletproof.
00:52:23Bobby, if you please.
00:52:29No!
00:52:29It's got a few bugs in it, Mr. P., but you get the basic idea, all right?
00:52:53Bobby, help me get this off you.
00:52:55Mr. P. is a very rich and busy man.
00:52:5624 hours, Lyle.
00:53:00I'm out of here in 24 hours, and boy, am I ever glad.
00:53:06This hasn't been a really bad experience, though.
00:53:08I mean, the food's good, and I made a lot of new friends.
00:53:13But now I'm ready to go back to my job and my dog.
00:53:16You know, I've got a feeling everything's going to turn out all right from now on.
00:53:23You know, Lyle, it's really good to be alive.
00:53:33What's bothering him?
00:53:35Ernest, I can't believe this.
00:53:42This place is spotless.
00:53:43I am so proud of you.
00:53:45Has the value of pride diminished?
00:53:48What?
00:53:50Well, the last time you were proud of me, I got a kiss.
00:53:53Ernest, want to see you in my office?
00:54:09Well, Ernest, you've made a drastic improvement in your job performance,
00:54:12and so I've decided to take this as a recommendation.
00:54:15You'll be joining us working days as a bank clerk.
00:54:18So, Ernest, do you have anything to say?
00:54:20You idiot!
00:54:24You smashed my golf trophy!
00:54:26Get out of here!
00:54:28Gosh, Mr. Pendle Smythe, does this mean I don't get the job?
00:54:31Don't get the job?
00:54:33I may have you shot!
00:54:39Ernest?
00:54:40Did you see his face?
00:54:42You didn't do that on purpose.
00:54:44He'll get over it.
00:54:45Ernest, what has gotten into you?
00:54:48Look, we've got to talk.
00:54:49Yeah.
00:54:50Okay.
00:54:52How about tonight?
00:54:53But it'll have to be early.
00:54:55What, you have a lot to clean?
00:54:57Yeah.
00:54:59Tonight, I'm going to clean out the whole place.
00:55:07Open C-12!
00:55:08Nash, the lawyer's got something to tell you.
00:55:19I'm afraid I've got some bad news, Mr. Nash.
00:55:21Our last appeal was turned down.
00:55:24It was our final hope.
00:55:25I'm afraid there's nothing more we can do.
00:55:28Come on, Nash.
00:55:29Let's go.
00:55:30Go?
00:55:31Go where?
00:55:32You're going to the row.
00:55:33The row?
00:55:34Well, what's that?
00:55:35As in death?
00:55:36You know.
00:55:37Death row?
00:55:39Oh, well, uh.
00:55:40Death row?
00:55:41You mean like the chair?
00:55:43The hot seat?
00:55:44Dead meat, deep six, it's over, pal.
00:55:46You're out of here, bub.
00:55:48The groundhogs are bringing you mail.
00:55:49You're picking turnips with a step letter?
00:55:51Like the no tomorrow row?
00:55:53That kind of row?
00:55:54Oh, no.
00:55:55The row?
00:55:56But you've got to tell them who I am, fellas.
00:55:59I'm Ernest P. Worrell.
00:56:01I'm not Nash.
00:56:02I'm Ernest.
00:56:03Zip it up, Nash.
00:56:05Get him out of here.
00:56:06Warden, you're going to feel terrible when you find out what a big mistake you've made.
00:56:09You, pal, you're not getting any more of my business.
00:56:12I'm not Nash, I'll tell you.
00:56:13I'm Ernest.
00:56:14I'm Ernest P. Worrell.
00:56:17Low C-block.
00:56:19Come in.
00:56:37Ernest, this wasn't what I expected.
00:56:39It's, um, it's different.
00:56:43Have a drink.
00:56:45Oh, okay, sure, why not?
00:56:47Now, sit down.
00:56:48Make yourself more comfortable.
00:56:54A toast.
00:56:56To the successful completion of all of tonight's endeavors.
00:57:01To a long and happy life.
00:57:04I'm up for that.
00:57:05Um, Ernest, I didn't come here to you.
00:57:07I was just wanting to speak to you about what happened at the bank today.
00:57:11But you talk later.
00:57:12Ernest.
00:57:14Ernest.
00:57:14Stop it.
00:57:16What has gotten into you?
00:57:17Stop it.
00:57:18Get off me.
00:57:19Get away from me, your face.
00:57:25You're a little mutt.
00:57:28You are slimers, P. Worrell.
00:57:30Here, you little rat-ball.
00:57:39Here, you little rat-ball.
00:57:39So it's come to this.
00:57:56A pointless, miserable end to a shallow, meaningless life.
00:58:03But it's as it should be.
00:58:09It's the hand I've been dealt, and I have to play it as it lays.
00:58:14Oh, I'm not going to cry because life's thrown me a curve.
00:58:18I'm not going to whine because I got mashed potatoes and french fries is what I really wanted.
00:58:26It's time for me to step up to the plate, belly up to the bar.
00:58:35It's time for me to look fate square in the eye, flare my nostrils, breathe life's last breath.
00:58:45It's time for me to lie down with lions, so I can soar with the eagles.
00:58:52All right, I'm ready.
00:58:55Come and get me.
00:58:57Let's do it.
00:58:59Come on, Nash.
00:59:00It's fine.
00:59:04I don't want to die.
00:59:07I don't want to die.
00:59:11I don't want to die.
00:59:41Why, Fulnesson?
00:59:42No, I'm afraid of the dark, and cigarettes will kill you.
00:59:49Maybe a few last words.
00:59:51Nash, take it like a man.
00:59:54But I'm not Nash.
00:59:56I'm Ernest.
01:00:00And what is an Ernest, you might ask?
01:00:03A man with a past rich in both history and tradition.
01:00:09Should we punish this man for crimes he did not commit?
01:00:15No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:00:17Get you speeding things up.
01:00:18Okay, okay.
01:00:20Such a man should be set free.
01:00:23Yeah.
01:00:24Let's go.
01:00:39Oh!
01:00:41Hit the alarm!
01:00:57Up for it!
01:00:59Don't tap it!
01:00:59Let's go!
01:01:11Let's go, Lyle!
01:01:35Get out of my way!
01:01:41Come on, get out of here!
01:01:46Let's go, let's go, let's go!
01:02:08Hit it now, now, march!
01:02:10Perform!
01:02:15Drop!
01:02:33Open sesame!
01:02:41Not so fast.
01:02:42You better watch out, Reuben.
01:02:43I'll zot you.
01:02:44You're a dead man, Worrell.
01:02:46Very well.
01:02:47You asked for it.
01:02:48After all, I am Ernest P. Worrell.
01:02:51Electro-Man.
01:02:52Electro-Man.
01:02:54You are dead man, will you have a man?
01:02:57I don't know if you have any pan!
01:03:02Oh!
01:03:04Did I ever tell you that you have a really classic Greek profile?
01:03:08did i ever tell you that you have a really classic greek profile shut up let him go
01:03:20wild you talk that's great have you flipped come on we gotta get rid of this guy before
01:03:27he blows the whole thing no he's different than us shut up and get out of my way
01:03:33you better go mr nash is probably robbing the bank right now nash well come with me i don't belong
01:03:44out there i got a place in here well i'm gonna miss you good buddy ernest things won't be the same
01:03:53without you you know what i mean if anybody does so long love i'll send you a cake
01:04:03don't let him get away get the dog come on move it nobody has ever escaped this facility since
01:04:19i've been the warden and they're not gonna start now all right let's go men consider the prisoner
01:04:25extremely dangerous
01:04:26what are you doing now ernest
01:04:37that's it is everyone who works here a moron can't you see what i'm doing
01:04:50i'm robbing the bank i'm gonna blow the safe take the money and leave i'm robbing the bank
01:04:59i'm stealing the money that you were paid to protect
01:05:02i'm robbing the bank
01:05:16i've been vandalized by elvis
01:05:24i can't believe it i can't believe it first ernest and now this
01:05:43i am acting like a victim i need to tell ernest exactly how i feel and i need to do it right
01:05:51now while i'm still mad
01:05:52ah that's better
01:05:57rimshot rimshot here boy
01:06:01rimshot rimshot
01:06:04rimshot
01:06:06how did you get in there what kind of a person would throw away a perfectly good dog come on
01:06:29don't you worry about your diet chubby
01:06:57as soon as i set this fuse you're gonna lose all that weight
01:07:03mr pendle smythe it's charlotte
01:07:15i know you won't believe this but it looks like ernest is robbing the bank
01:07:19i don't blame you right now
01:07:25look i don't know what's gotten into you but you can't go through with this ernest
01:07:38ernest look i am not this ernest guy i just happened to look like him
01:07:44i switched with him you get it
01:07:47you what
01:07:48look what the real ernest have been able to knock out chuck
01:07:51100% of time bomb without it going off in his face and look at the floors you notice how clean they've been lately
01:07:57you are an imposter
01:08:01what did you do with the real ernest where is he
01:08:04he's dead by now
01:08:06what do you mean he's dead i don't believe you what have you done with him
01:08:09i haven't done anything with him
01:08:11your dedicated public servants down at the state pen put him in the chair hours ago
01:08:16well i'll be seeing you sweetheart or rather i'll be seeing parts of you
01:08:22parts of you
01:08:26shh rimshot don't say a word
01:08:45you sure have a funny way of saying hello
01:09:13do you think i'd let you get near me after what you did to ernest
01:09:17one of the sweetest kindest men who ever lived
01:09:19gosh charlie that
01:09:22untouched
01:09:23okay now listen to me when i give the signal
01:09:30i want you to hit him with everything we got
01:09:33what sir we got civilians in there
01:09:35oh terrific they haven't got a hostage situation
01:09:38whorel
01:09:41nash
01:09:43this is warden carmichael
01:09:49now we've got you surrounded
01:09:50come on out with your hands up
01:09:52nash
01:09:53let the hostages go
01:09:55looks like i got myself another hostage
01:09:58too bad
01:10:00i thought you were dead
01:10:01not yet
01:10:04so it comes to this
01:10:07man to man
01:10:08mano y mano
01:10:10toe to toe
01:10:12nose to nose
01:10:13shirts and skins
01:10:15eggs
01:10:17over me
01:10:18be careful ernest
01:10:19you should have done
01:10:23here
01:10:24i'll help you up
01:10:25i want to show you your name
01:10:26stop it
01:10:30yeah stop it
01:10:32i can't believe i was fooled by that man
01:10:36i sensed it immediately
01:10:38breathe punk
01:10:42make your play
01:10:44all right bobby
01:10:46burn it
01:10:47what are you waiting for
01:11:07burn it
01:11:08get away
01:11:21give me that gun or i'll rip your lungs out
01:11:28get in here
01:11:30let's go
01:11:33let's go
01:11:36what do you want me to do now
01:11:48deploy them around to the back
01:11:50okay second team let's move
01:11:51toast time
01:11:54it looks like one way or another this was just his night to fry
01:12:14i'm floating
01:12:30i'm lighter than air
01:12:33what's happening to me
01:12:35he's polarized
01:12:36he's weightless
01:12:37gravity's lost its grip
01:12:39i'll show you polarized
01:12:41time to put your butt on spins
01:12:46right down the middle
01:12:53no no no no
01:13:02no no no No no
01:13:03no no
01:13:04no
01:13:05stop it
01:13:06Jump up! Jump up!
01:13:08Stop it!
01:13:24To the moon, dojo.
01:13:26Leave him alone!
01:13:29You're in control!
01:13:30It's it!
01:13:32What the hell?
01:13:34Act, listen to me. Let the hostages go.
01:13:36Yeah, right, Gordon. This'll take care of him.
01:13:39Ernest! I'm coming!
01:13:43Three! What? Maybe? Two-thirty!
01:13:46Fifty! Three-one!
01:14:03Get this thing off of me!
01:14:04Watch out, Ernest! He's getting up!
01:14:08Ah, Ernest! Grab a lamp!
01:14:11Be careful! Those lamps are expensive!
01:14:16Go back to Plan D!
01:14:19I'm gonna kill him!
01:14:21What?
01:14:23Huh?
01:14:24What's going on in there?
01:14:26Get your head down!
01:14:27Who's this guy?
01:14:28My bank!
01:14:29Peter Pan, eat your heart, huh?
01:14:31Peter Pan, eat your heart, huh?
01:14:36Here! Have a seat!
01:14:37Have a seat!
01:14:38Oh!
01:14:39Ah!
01:14:40Ah!
01:14:41Ah!
01:14:42Ah!
01:14:43Ah!
01:14:44Ah!
01:14:45Ah!
01:14:46Ah!
01:14:47Ah!
01:14:48Ah!
01:14:49Ah!
01:14:50Let go of me!
01:14:51Ah!
01:14:52Ah!
01:14:53We're both out of us!
01:14:54Pull on it!
01:14:55Pull on it!
01:14:56Chuck!
01:14:57I am!
01:14:58My wrist is beginning to chase us!
01:15:00Pull on it!
01:15:01Ah!
01:15:02Ah!
01:15:03Stop it!
01:15:04Come on!
01:15:05Stop!
01:15:06Oh!
01:15:07Oh!
01:15:08Oh!
01:15:09Oh!
01:15:10Get me off of this thing!
01:15:11Stop this thing!
01:15:13Hey Nash!
01:15:14You'll never get him now!
01:15:16Please be sure that your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright and locked
01:15:21position before that thing.
01:15:23Let me off of this thing!
01:15:24Thanks for shopping with us.
01:15:26No!
01:15:27Don't touch that button!
01:15:28No!
01:15:29Ah!
01:15:30All right!
01:15:31Oh!
01:15:32Oh!
01:15:33Oh!
01:15:34Get the inside!
01:15:35It's stuck!
01:15:36Ah!
01:15:37Bobby!
01:15:38Unlock me!
01:15:39Unlock me!
01:15:40Charlotte's the bomb!
01:15:41I'm coming!
01:15:42Don't worry, Charlotte.
01:15:43I'll save you!
01:15:44Gimme that!
01:15:45I'm!
01:15:46I'm!
01:15:47Up and away!
01:15:48I'm coming. Don't worry, Charlotte. I'll save you.
01:15:55Give me that.
01:15:56I'm getting away.
01:16:06It's getting away.
01:16:18Oh, my buddy's gone.
01:16:43Well, it's been here, all right?
01:16:46Recognize his work.
01:16:47Ernest saved us, Mr. Pendle Smythe.
01:16:49He saved your stupid bank and all your stupid money.
01:16:52Ernest wasn't a thief. He was a hero.
01:16:56Maybe you're right.
01:16:58Stick a sock in it.
01:17:00Put him down, boys. Nice and easy.
01:17:03And all of you, move over there. Come on, move.
01:17:07Nash, you'll never get away with this?
01:17:11Oh, yeah, Warden, I think so.
01:17:14She's my ticket out of here.
01:17:15Come over here, sweetheart.
01:17:17Ah!
01:17:18Whoa!
01:17:19Hey, what?
01:17:21What's that?
01:17:23Uh-oh.
01:17:24Uh-oh.
01:17:27Ernest, you're alive.
01:17:28I came.
01:17:35I saw.
01:17:37I got blowed up.
01:17:38Play it, Sam.
01:18:03Diana will cover up the jaunt.
01:18:05Don't make me climb the coconut tree.
01:18:11That would be a catastrophe.
01:18:14I would not make it halfway, you see.
01:18:17I'm wearing the wrong kind of shoes.
01:18:20Don't make me climb the coconut tree.
01:18:24I think I owe you an apology.
01:18:26But ask anyone who grew up with me.
01:18:30I'm not one to easily bruise.
01:18:33Don't make me climb.
01:18:37No, don't make me climb.
01:18:40Don't make me climb.
01:18:44These aren't my tree climbing shoes.
01:18:47Hey, man.
01:18:49If I'd known you're back, man, I wouldn't have worn my wingtips.
01:18:53Look, there's no tread left on these, see.
01:18:55Look.
01:18:56You can't eat those coconuts anyway, man.
01:18:58Monkeys have been up there.
01:18:59Ish.
01:19:00Put that down.
01:19:00Put that down.
01:19:01Don't, don't, don't push, man.
01:19:02Don't make me climb.
01:19:05No, please don't make me climb.
01:19:08No, don't make me climb.
01:19:11These aren't my tree climbing shoes.
01:19:15Don't make me climb.
01:19:19No, don't make me climb.
01:19:22Don't make me climb.
01:19:25These aren't my tree climbing shoes.
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