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Talkin' 'Bout Your Generation
Talkin' 'Bout Your Generation (2009) S07E04
Talkin' 'Bout Your Generation (2009) Season 7 Episode 4

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00:00Hey everyone, it's Talking About Your Gen Knife.
00:04Ooh, slinky.
00:05Hey Tommy, can I get a clap for slinkies?
00:08Stick around to find out which generation will reign supreme for this week.
00:12And speaking of reigning supreme, here comes the host.
00:26Hello, I'm Anne Edmonds.
00:28And this is Talking About Your Gen.
00:33The show that takes you from Cabbage Patch dolls to not being able to afford a cabbage anymore.
00:38Tonight we pit Gen X against Gen Y and Gen Z to see who will win a million dollars!
00:48Sorry, I'm being told by Channel 10, no, they don't have a million dollars.
00:54But we have got a packet of gum here if someone wants it.
00:56But first, what's changed?
00:59Ooh.
01:01Breakfast has changed.
01:03Remember when it was okay to eat five pieces of white toast with Vegemite for breakfast
01:07and cereal full of sugar doused in milk?
01:10Those were the days.
01:12Gen X's never left their house to go to a cafe for breakfast because cafes didn't exist.
01:16I want to hear about more things that didn't exist.
01:19Your career, if you don't shut up.
01:23No, I don't want to make a good friend to go.
01:25That all changed in 1997 with the invention of the avocado.
01:32Gen Y's are suddenly faced with a two-page menu of gourmet breakfast options.
01:39Avocado globbed onto unbuttered toast with eggs globbed on top, with harissa on the side
01:45and pulled pork and roasted nuts for some reason.
01:48Gen Y's will eat their calorie load for the day and then brag about how they skip lunch.
01:53It's like, you had your lunch.
01:55You had Christmas lunch for breakfast.
01:58Gen Z's, on the other hand, have to have everything liquefied.
02:01They will be the generation that transitions most easily into nursing homes.
02:07I just want a piece of veggie in my toast.
02:10Generation X, the generation who bought us U2, Smash Mouth and Kid Rock.
02:23I think they better apologise.
02:25It's team captain Dave Hughes and Matt Lucas.
02:31Matt Lucas, how exciting.
02:34Matt, how are you?
02:35Let's have a little look at your childhood.
02:37Oh, there you are.
02:37There you go.
02:38Oh, that's a happy kid.
02:40Yeah, so that was, I think, probably my eighth birthday party.
02:44You can see, I actually lost my hair when I was six, so.
02:47Thank you for laughing at my tragedy.
02:50But you look good with no hair.
02:52Thanks very much.
02:53I probably look better with hair.
02:56And back then, if it was your birthday,
02:59you were allowed to go into the kitchen at McDonald's and pull a milkshake yourself.
03:03Oh!
03:05Is that a British kid's dream breakfast?
03:07Hell yeah.
03:08Yeah.
03:09Also, what a way for Maccas to get around, like, slave labour laws.
03:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:14Exactly.
03:15They've just got a line-up of kids.
03:16Yeah.
03:17Just pulling drinks from there.
03:18Yeah.
03:18I had a really tragic childhood.
03:20Yeah.
03:20Now, speaking of people who had a tragic childhood but haven't come back from it,
03:24Newsy, what's the breakfast of champions?
03:28What's your breakfast of champions?
03:30I used to have, like, seven Wheat Bix, yeah, with so much sugar, but now sugar is evil.
03:35So, I have a soy latte for breakfast with no sugar and it makes me so happy.
03:42Oh, really?
03:43Really?
03:44No, you don't need to eat as much as what I used to eat, so, yeah.
03:49Yeah, okay.
03:50Oh, that's good advice.
03:51Thanks, Husey.
03:52All right.
03:54More wisdom from Husey.
03:56Are you going to take that from a woman who's come dressed as the background?
04:05Okay, Gen Y, the boy band generation.
04:08You know, expect them to be moving as one tonight, singing in harmony, and then moving
04:12on to unsuccessful solo careers.
04:14It's team captain Tommy Little and Abby Chatfield.
04:17Hello.
04:20Hello, Abby.
04:21Hello.
04:22Now, we've got a little photo here from your childhood.
04:24Aww.
04:25That's my big sister, Jolie, and me, the little, really cute one.
04:30Yeah.
04:31Yeah, what are those little guys?
04:33A little Furby.
04:34I'm sure they're sitting in someone's garage still, like, one eye blinking.
04:39So, Abby, you're the voice of Gen Y.
04:41Why is breakfast so important to your people?
04:44Breakfast actually isn't that important to me personally, because I wake up, I see 400
04:51troll messages, I feel physically ill, then I go for a three-hour walk to calm down.
04:54Okay, yeah.
04:55So, it's more of a, I wake up with fear and panic.
04:58All right.
04:58That could be a generational thing.
04:59Do you have the same thing?
05:00No.
05:01Okay, cool.
05:02I'll wake up and there'll be one insulting message and it'll be from an immediate family
05:06member.
05:08I'd kill for that kind of fame, Abby.
05:11Can I just say, I get a lot of negativity as well.
05:14There's no need to brag.
05:16What's a beautiful message that springs to mind?
05:18Matt, you are not funny now, you've never been funny, and I hate looking at you.
05:25Sorry, that was after our first show and I regretted seeing it.
05:30Should have been more supportive.
05:33Yes.
05:33Do you know the ones that I always get?
05:35Mine are always like, go back to where you came from.
05:37And I'm like, no, I've got jobs to steal.
05:39Yeah.
05:40Do you get a lot of them, Blake?
05:43Do you get hate messages?
05:44No, I'm the goat.
05:45So, it doesn't really matter.
05:47I'm the goat.
05:47Nothing but positivity.
05:49No, no, actually, no, heaps, actually.
05:51Yeah.
05:51What's your go-to one that you get?
05:53Well, I've got cystic fibrosis, so a lot of it is just, yeah, make-a-wish based insults,
05:58which...
05:59Oh, I get those.
06:01Let's go.
06:03Oh, cool.
06:04In typical Gen Z fashion, you've spoken when you haven't been spoken to.
06:07I haven't introduced you yet.
06:11It wasn't about us for a whole two seconds.
06:13No, no, you can't handle it.
06:14It's Anissa Nandala and Blake Pavey.
06:20Blake, you sent us this photo in.
06:23Oh.
06:26Is that your dad?
06:28That should be my dad, honestly.
06:30No, that was, going back to what I said, that was my make-a-wish when I was 14 years old.
06:35That's John Cena.
06:35He's a 17-time WWE World Champion.
06:39Oh.
06:40Yes.
06:41Yes.
06:43But, no, he should be my dad, because, like, that's my hero.
06:45Like, I love John Cena.
06:47And, like, his whole message, like, as a kid was just, like, every day, just, like,
06:50never give up.
06:51Yes.
06:51Hustle loyalty, respect.
06:52But, like, my dad was just like, Blakey, get me another beer, mate.
06:55Just, like, sort of.
06:56So, yeah.
06:59I've been given a board of buttons tonight to play sounds if you annoy me, like, that's
07:05one of them there.
07:06I've got some other ones that I can use.
07:08Rack off.
07:10Oh, my God.
07:11Slay.
07:12That's nice.
07:13Nerd alert.
07:14You won't do any of them for Gen X tonight, though, will you?
07:18No, of course not, Dave.
07:19Yeah, good.
07:20Don't do it for us.
07:21No, OK.
07:21Because this guy was in Gladiator 2.
07:24Do you know that?
07:25I did know that.
07:25Can I just ask a question, Eddo?
07:27How many times have you just tried to hit a button and it not worked?
07:32I can just see you showing it.
07:33He's showing, yeah, yeah, does he?
07:35Yeah.
07:36All right.
07:38You've met our teams.
07:39Now it's time to play.
07:40Our first game is called Mind the Age Gap.
07:43In this game, we'll show our teams two images
07:48and they have to buzz in and tell us which one is older
07:50and therefore more worthy of respect.
07:53Are you ready?
07:54Let's have a look at our first one.
07:56All right.
07:56The Big Mac or the Big Banana?
07:59Gen Z?
08:00I'm thinking the Big Banana.
08:04I feel like the Big Mac's been around for ages,
08:06but I think the Big Banana,
08:08to establish that as for being as famous as it is,
08:11like, but it's shit,
08:13so it's got to be there for, like, over 40 years.
08:14Hey, it's wonderful.
08:15But it's also, like...
08:16Is it?
08:17Yeah.
08:18They've got a 4D cinema there.
08:20And if there's one thing I think of when I think of bananas,
08:23I think it's cinemas that are 3D
08:26but also spray you with a bit of water.
08:27Yeah.
08:28Matt, do you know what the Big Banana is?
08:31We have big things.
08:32So, I don't know what this Big Banana is.
08:34No.
08:35OK.
08:35What?
08:36Hang on.
08:40Fill me in.
08:41And what...
08:41So, there are things inside that banana?
08:44Yeah, there is.
08:44You can walk through there and see information about the farming
08:47of the region of the bananas,
08:49and then inside,
08:50just inside there on the left,
08:51there's a manager that, if he recognises you,
08:53he'll offer you 10% off the frozen bananas with chocolate on the end.
08:56So, that's worth it enough just to go back.
08:59Can I just say, does it need to have that writing on it?
09:04Because, I mean, what else could it be?
09:06Yeah.
09:08Anyway, make sure you check it out, Matt.
09:10It's a wonderful, um, wonderful part of Australia.
09:13So, we're going to go with the Big Banana.
09:16OK, let's have a look.
09:18You are correct.
09:18The Big Banana.
09:21Whoa.
09:23Let's have a look at our next one.
09:25We have Leo DiCaprio's girlfriend,
09:27or Victoria Seredi,
09:29or Leonardo DiCaprio's movie, The Titanic.
09:32Jim, why?
09:33The movie involves old rich men dying at sea,
09:36and the other one just involves seamen that are too old.
09:40Oh.
09:42I think maybe this was 97.
09:45Which makes it 20, 28.
09:47I was two years old when that came out, though,
09:49so I'm not really sure.
09:49Well, good on you.
09:50Good on you.
09:51Well done.
09:55All right, what are we going for?
09:56Titanic?
09:57We're going to say Titanic is older.
09:58Locking in Titanic.
09:59Let's have a look.
10:01Yes, you've got it.
10:02Well done.
10:04Yes, Victoria is 27,
10:06or as Leo calls her, an elderly woman.
10:09All right, let's have a look at our next one.
10:11Ooh.
10:12It's the Wiggles or the Wiggly Man.
10:16And if anyone...
10:17Because you buzzed in,
10:18you have to give us your best Wiggly Man, both of you.
10:20Both of us?
10:20OK, let's give it a crack.
10:22Oh, sorry.
10:25Whoa, that's good.
10:26That's really good.
10:28Oh, come on.
10:29Is he so nice?
10:30Yes, yes.
10:31That was really good.
10:32All right, so, anyway,
10:33the Wiggles or the Wiggly Man?
10:35Which of those is older?
10:36I feel like the Wiggly Man has been around forever.
10:38Like, Murray did need some inspiration,
10:41so I feel like the Wiggly Man is good for it.
10:43Yeah.
10:44That was a Red Wiggles-based joke, everybody.
10:48Anyway, we're going with the Wiggles or the Wiggly Man?
10:51The Wiggly Man.
10:52The Wiggly Man.
10:53Let's have a look.
10:54No.
10:55Oh.
10:57They're so old now that the Blue Wiggle has a daughter in it now.
11:01Yeah, there's Nepo Wiggles.
11:04Next one.
11:05Mm.
11:06We've got the...
11:07Oh.
11:07Yes, we've got the Parent Trap
11:09or the Parent Trap set by the Menendez Brothers.
11:14Ah.
11:15Gen X.
11:15The Parent Trap has got Lindsay Lohan in it, so...
11:18Yeah.
11:19She's another personal friend of mine, so...
11:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:21Have you met Lindsay Lohan?
11:22I've not met Lindsay Lohan, no.
11:24Oh, no.
11:24But you know her?
11:25I was on a show called The Masked Singer with her, so...
11:27Oh, were you?
11:28Yeah, I was, yeah, see?
11:29Oh.
11:30Yeah, so...
11:31Was she nice?
11:32She was lovely, yeah.
11:32Was she?
11:33Yeah, I've got her phone number, so...
11:34Well, call her up and ask her what year that was.
11:36Yeah, why don't you give her a ring?
11:37Actually, you should call her.
11:38Try and call Lindsay.
11:39You should call her.
11:39Try and call her.
11:40Try and call Lindsay.
11:41All right, I will.
11:41I'll go turn my phone on.
11:42Can someone tell me how to do that?
11:44I will.
11:46What do you mean, what?
11:47I'll do that, but let's discuss first.
11:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:50Let's discuss, right, yep, so you reckon...
11:51I reckon maybe the Menendez Brothers was a little earlier
11:55than the Parent Trap.
11:56Let's lock in the Menendez Brothers and have a look.
11:59Yeah!
12:00Yes.
12:01Well done.
12:02We've done it.
12:03We've done it.
12:04We've done it.
12:05Yes.
12:06OK, get back to us when your phone is working.
12:07It's on.
12:08It's on?
12:09Does GenX know how to use the Hey Siri, call this person feature?
12:11Yeah.
12:12All right, let's do that.
12:14And put it on speaker, Husey, obviously.
12:16Oh, shit.
12:17All right.
12:18Oh, my God.
12:19How do you put it on speaker?
12:20Oh, it happens after.
12:22Hey Siri, call Lindsay Lohan.
12:24Oh.
12:25It says, I can't seem to find a good connection.
12:27Try with the phone app.
12:29Isn't the whole phone an app?
12:31Husey, put it on speaker and hold it up to your mic, please.
12:34Please check the number before calling again.
12:36Oh, my God.
12:37Oh, my God.
12:38Oh, my God.
12:39Hey Siri, call Sean McAuliffe.
12:44I'm like, I'm out.
12:46I'm out.
12:47I'm out.
12:48That's mind the age gap.
12:53Coming up soon, we'll have the cutest guest ever,
12:56and we'll be back with the answer to this question.
12:58What's in my pocket?
13:00Ooh.
13:01Back soon.
13:09Welcome back to Talking About Your Gen.
13:16And if you guessed that my pockets were full of cream,
13:19you were right.
13:21Creamy.
13:23Tonight, our teams are going head-to-head
13:25to prove their generation is the greatest generation.
13:28For the winner, pride.
13:29But more importantly, they get to...
13:31Honk the Rats!
13:34Yes.
13:35The rat has been living in the Channel 10 studios for years.
13:42He made his way onto the Australian Idol set once
13:44and accidentally sang the brown note.
13:47He's touching you, Husey.
13:49And I'm touching him back.
13:51Get out of it, rat!
13:53Go, rat!
13:54You're crossing the camera!
13:57I can't work under these positions.
14:02Let's do a quick score check.
14:04Gen Z are in the lead, but anyone can win from here.
14:08Time for our team games.
14:10Gen X, you're up first.
14:11Great.
14:12Pick your category from the board.
14:13Let's have a look.
14:14What do you think, mate?
14:16Celebrities.
14:17Blah, blah, blah.
14:18I never mention them.
14:19No.
14:20Technology.
14:21Come on.
14:22You don't know how to turn your phone on, so...
14:24Should we go for film and TV?
14:25Film, mate.
14:26We'll go for film and TV.
14:27You've chosen film and TV, which means your game is...
14:30Blink and you'll miss it.
14:31We're going to show Gen X a movie and ask them to identify it,
14:36but there's a twist.
14:38To get around having to actually pay for use in the footage,
14:41we've condensed the whole movie into one second.
14:44Ooh.
14:45Here is your first movie.
14:48Two, one, and action.
14:51Got it?
14:52Ooh.
14:53Ooh.
14:54I feel I have an idea.
14:57Really?
14:58I saw a desert or something.
14:59Yes.
15:00Which made me think Thelma and Louise.
15:01That's what hit me.
15:02I thought maybe Priscilla Queen of the desert.
15:04Oh, that's not...
15:05That's a good one.
15:06Yes.
15:07I actually like that.
15:08We're going to back ourselves.
15:09Should we back ourselves?
15:10Back ourselves.
15:11We're going to back ourselves.
15:15Yeah.
15:16The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
15:18It is.
15:19Yay!
15:20Well done.
15:21Well done.
15:22Well done.
15:23Well done.
15:25Now that you know what movie it is, let's look at it again so you can enjoy it.
15:30What a flick.
15:31There it is.
15:32Well done.
15:33Loved it.
15:34Here comes our next one.
15:35There's more points to be had.
15:36Three.
15:37Two.
15:38One.
15:39Action.
15:40There it is.
15:41Ooh.
15:42Well I've got one so this is your turn.
15:44I don't know.
15:45The first one was Australian, this one is British.
15:48Ooh.
15:49The only thing I thought...
15:50For some reason I thought salt burn.
15:53Um...
15:54Did you say a massive penis?
15:56Nah.
15:57I'm not massive but big.
16:00You want to say salt burn?
16:01I'm going to...
16:02Yeah, because I don't know what else it is.
16:04It's salt burn!
16:05Woo!
16:06Now that you know what it is, let's watch it again so we can...
16:12Does it make sense now?
16:14So I didn't say the penis but...
16:16No.
16:17Here's our third movie.
16:19Let's have a look.
16:20Three.
16:21Two.
16:22One.
16:23Action.
16:24That feels American.
16:27Oh my God!
16:28He's got something again.
16:29What have you got?
16:30Was it Edward Scissorhands?
16:31Is it Edward Scissorhands?
16:32Yes it is!
16:33Oh!
16:34Three for three!
16:35Three for three!
16:36That is nuts.
16:37That is nuts.
16:38That is nuts.
16:39He got slay!
16:41That is nuts.
16:43Now that you know the movie, let's have a look at it again.
16:46Yeah, but that was slower.
16:49Can you go four from four?
16:52Can we run the board?
16:53No.
16:54A four-peat.
16:55Let's give it a go.
16:56Okay.
16:57Three, two, one.
16:58Action!
16:59Woo!
17:00Okay.
17:01That's a college movie.
17:02Like cheerleaders or...
17:03Yeah, yeah.
17:04It's a cheerleading type situation.
17:05Sort of one of those...
17:06Is it like a...
17:07Is it High School Musical?
17:08Is it...
17:09Oh yeah, it could be like a High School Musical or one of those clueless, like one of those
17:13Heathers, one of those...
17:14Yes.
17:15I would go with High School Musical.
17:16If he will go with High School Musical and we know he is the oracle, I think we are going
17:21to do...
17:22I think we're going to do it.
17:23We're going to all chips in.
17:24Yeah.
17:25All chips in.
17:26Gen Z, are they right?
17:28Yeah.
17:29Yes!
17:30High School Musical!
17:31That is nuts.
17:32That is nuts.
17:33He's a High School Musical.
17:34Who got that one?
17:35But together...
17:36Together you're a beautiful team.
17:38I'm like, what a shame you're not gay.
17:39Yeah, yeah.
17:40Because this was like...
17:41We are...
17:42This has blown my mind.
17:43I'm not gay but I love celebrities so we'll see.
17:46We're going to make it work.
17:47We're going to make it work.
17:48Let's have a look now that you know what it is.
17:51That's all for Blink and You'll Miss It!
17:55Now, if you wouldn't mind rewinding all those and taking them back to Blockbuster.
18:01Nah.
18:02Gen Z, it's your turn to have a pick of the board.
18:05Here it comes.
18:06Alright, so we've got sport, celebrities, technology.
18:09Do you know a lot about sport?
18:10I have no...
18:12Unless you call WWE a sport but...
18:14I don't.
18:15No.
18:16Nobody does.
18:18I feel like we just go with our strengths.
18:21Yeah, obviously.
18:22I feel like technology would be the go.
18:24You've chosen technology which means your game is...
18:27The storage unit.
18:30Everyone knows that Channel 10 is absolutely skint
18:33so I'm trying to earn them a bit of coin
18:35by clearing out the storage unit and flogging everything on eBay.
18:38Yes.
18:39Which is like Facebook Marketplace if you're Gen Z
18:41and if you're Gen X, the trading post.
18:43Yeah.
18:44Today I'm cleaning out the IT department
18:47and I need Gen Z to take a bunch of items
18:49and sort them on the floor from oldest to newest.
18:52Okay, so come over to the trolleys.
18:54Come over here.
18:55Come over here.
19:00These are your items.
19:01Alright, have a little bit of a look.
19:03You've got two minutes to get them from oldest here
19:08round to newest there.
19:09Are you ready?
19:10Ha!
19:11No.
19:12Ha!
19:13And go!
19:14Okay, so we've got a...
19:15What's it called?
19:16A walk...
19:17Walkman.
19:18Walkman, yeah.
19:19A Walkman, okay.
19:20Do you know anything about the Walkman?
19:21I know like Will Smith wore one in a music video.
19:23That's about it.
19:24And he's pretty...
19:25He's old but he's not that old.
19:27No.
19:28That's 20 seconds gone, that little chat.
19:29Oh, that's awesome.
19:30Was it worth it?
19:31Yeah, let's check in the middle.
19:32I'd say no.
19:33Okay, Motorola.
19:34Motorola.
19:35Motorola's pretty recent.
19:36Like in the next 30 years.
19:37I feel like this would be...
19:38What's newest?
19:39That's newest.
19:40That's oldest here, oldest here and newest there.
19:41Yes, I remember because I wanted to just...
19:42Snap him when you're angry at someone.
19:43Yeah.
19:44And the cool.
19:45And then we have cassette tapes.
19:47No, what are these called?
19:48Um...
19:50They're floppy disks.
19:51A floppy disk, yeah.
19:52A floppy disk.
19:53So what is the equivalent of this?
19:54Like a USB stick?
19:55Yes.
19:56Yes.
19:57Yes.
19:58They're old.
19:59I reckon for the...
20:00Oh!
20:01Oh!
20:02Yeah, thank you.
20:03Oh!
20:04Oh!
20:05There you go.
20:06Okay, let's move on quick.
20:07Massage gun.
20:08As good as modern.
20:09I will...
20:10I have used one of these.
20:12Um...
20:13Not for its intended purpose.
20:15Um...
20:17Wait, oldest?
20:18Wait, come on.
20:19Oldest?
20:20Oldest, okay.
20:21This is the newest.
20:22It's the newest.
20:23It's gotta be the newest.
20:24This is the newest, yeah.
20:25You've got 30 seconds left.
20:26A fax machine.
20:27Um...
20:28What is the fax machine, girl?
20:29Oldest, I think, surely.
20:30This is going really badly.
20:31No.
20:32No whammy.
20:33No whammy.
20:34Oh, shit.
20:35All right.
20:36Yes.
20:37Motorola there.
20:38Do you know what that is?
20:39A scanner?
20:40No.
20:41No, it's not a scanner.
20:42It's old AF, right?
20:43Yes.
20:44Quick, quick, quick.
20:45You've got the...
20:46Oh, get the middle.
20:47Get the middle.
20:48Oh!
20:49That is it.
20:51The time is up.
20:52They've not got that right.
20:53I think...
20:54I think I've got this.
20:55These are from your time, aren't they?
20:56Yes.
20:57Your time?
20:58Yes, they're from our time.
20:59The ancient kingdoms.
21:01This is our oldest here.
21:03Did you get that right?
21:04Oldest item?
21:05Yes, you got it.
21:07That's how we got it.
21:08That's how we got it.
21:09Okay, number two.
21:11Is it the fax machine?
21:13Yes.
21:14Oh!
21:151964.
21:16The fax machine.
21:18You put the mobile phone at number three.
21:20It's incorrect.
21:21Oh!
21:22Yee!
21:23Would anyone else like to have a guess?
21:24Well, Matt is very confident.
21:25Matt?
21:26I think I will go with the Walkman.
21:28You'll go with the Walkman.
21:29Let's have a look.
21:30Oh!
21:31Floppy disks, 1971.
21:34I'll never live this down.
21:35No, you won't.
21:36Okay, number four.
21:38You've put the Walkman at number four.
21:40Let's have a look.
21:41Is it right?
21:4279.
21:43Oh!
21:4479.
21:45That's pretty good.
21:46We know the floppy disks aren't supposed to be there.
21:48Does anyone have an idea of what should be there?
21:51Or the Motorola.
21:52Abby?
21:53Okay.
21:54Abby's saying the Motorola.
21:55Yes.
21:56Correct.
21:57Which means the massage gun is in the right position.
22:00Four out of six.
22:01Pretty good.
22:02How are we doing?
22:03How are we doing?
22:04How are we doing?
22:05How are we doing?
22:06Good job, guys.
22:07Thank you, Gen Z.
22:08We'll be back with our next game and the answer to this question,
22:11why don't we see white dog poo anymore?
22:14Hmm?
22:15Come back and I'll tell you!
22:26Welcome back to Talking About Your Gen,
22:28the only show on the network that will tell you
22:30why you don't see white dog poo anymore,
22:32because I go around picking it up!
22:36No, it's because the food is more nutritional now
22:38so it doesn't turn white.
22:40I'll just...
22:41Nerd alert!
22:42Yeah, for myself.
22:43Yeah, that makes sense, because I eat more healthily now
22:45and my poo's no longer white.
22:48And I'm sick of picking yours up as well.
22:49Yeah.
22:50I know, I'm sorry.
22:51I am really sorry about that.
22:52That's fine.
22:53Fine.
22:54Before we move on, let's do a quick score check.
22:55It's close, but...
22:56Ooh, Gen Z is in the lead.
23:00Let's keep it moving, Gen Y.
23:02It's your choice of the board, your category pick.
23:05Abby, what would you like?
23:06We've got celebrities or sport?
23:07I feel like the only sport people that I know
23:10are Queensland rugby players from State of Origin 2007.
23:14It's quite niche.
23:15I had a hyperfixation for a bit.
23:16Celebrity?
23:17Are you a sport person?
23:18Um...
23:19I love it, but let's focus on you.
23:20Celebrity.
23:21Celebrity.
23:23OK, you've chosen celebrities, which means your game will be...
23:26Married at No Sight!
23:29In this game, Gen Y are a famous young couple on their wedding day.
23:34Which one?
23:35That's for me to know and for them to find out.
23:38I will be performing a speech at their wedding
23:40that will give Gen Y some clues
23:42and give me some much-needed attention.
23:44Ready for your special day?
23:45Sure.
23:46Come on, Gen Y, come on over!
23:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:50OK, Abby, you are the beautiful, blushing bride.
23:54Thank you, Anne.
23:55You're not married, are you?
23:56No shade.
23:57No, not married.
23:58Just simply in love.
23:59OK.
24:00Why didn't you ask me, Edda?
24:01Tommy.
24:02You've got to have a girlfriend for longer than two weeks, OK?
24:07What's this?
24:08That's a jacket for you, cos you're the groom.
24:10This is what I'd wear.
24:11I'd just have to take up magic and I'll...
24:14..I'll finally find that wife I'm looking for.
24:18OK, you're getting a new couple.
24:19I'll be performing the part of your maid of honour.
24:22Aww.
24:23Thanks for doing this for me.
24:24No problem.
24:25Yeah.
24:26That was so much fun.
24:27OK, OK, you've had your big day.
24:29Yeah.
24:32Maybe this is the champagne talking,
24:34but when I first heard these two met online, I was worried.
24:38Like, honestly, her first husband was shot,
24:41then ran away from the second wedding
24:43and gave birth on the same day.
24:45Remember that?
24:46Yeah, that was crazy.
24:47Yeah.
24:48Do you remember how you were dressed
24:49when she brought you over for the first time?
24:52Um...
24:53Nah.
24:54But you tell me.
24:55You had a backwards cap on.
24:57A backwards cap on a grown man.
24:59Ew.
25:01Then there was all the travel for work.
25:03You'd be home and away and home and away and home and away.
25:07Ooh.
25:08I think it might be a neighbour's thing.
25:11But then I saw you fall in love and I thought,
25:14I've got to get down off my really high chair.
25:17You two are perfect doubles.
25:20I couldn't wait for him to hurry up and propose.
25:22I was on the sidelines shouting,
25:24Come on!
25:26So let's offer us up a toast to the happy couple.
25:29What are your names again?
25:31I'll be honest.
25:32You threw me off a bit where the person got shot
25:35and then there was another baby and something.
25:38I'm assuming that's a home and away plot line.
25:40I'm assuming I'm familiar with wearing whites.
25:43Are we on the same page?
25:44Becquit!
25:45Becquit!
25:46Yes!
25:47There they are, the happy couple.
25:52Here comes your next speech.
25:54Oh, okay.
25:55Yeah.
25:56With different people.
25:57It's a new scene.
25:58And scene.
25:59Okay, you're guessing a new couple.
26:00And I'm going to be the father of the bride.
26:03What?
26:04I don't actually know my dad, so this works out what I'm like.
26:06Didn't ask for your life story.
26:12Alright.
26:13There's been a lot of speeches tonight,
26:14so I promise I'll be quick.
26:16I reckon my daughter will be hearing those exact words later on.
26:21Darling, when you first told me about your new boyfriend,
26:23I was over the moon.
26:25I mean, a doctor.
26:26Yes.
26:27Oh, wow.
26:29Turns out he's a fake doctor.
26:30But then she goes on to tell me that he's got a promising career
26:33selling coffee.
26:34Oh.
26:35I guess that makes you a perfect couple then.
26:37A barista and a barrister.
26:39Oh.
26:40Yeah.
26:41Nothing for that joke.
26:42Nah, good stuff.
26:43Good stuff.
26:44Anyway, treat her right or she might throw you in the Hague.
26:48Just kidding.
26:49She won't do that, but I will kill you.
26:52Thanks, Dad.
26:53I know you're a romantic guy, but it took you a while to propose.
26:57I think she said you took her to the ocean, what was it,
27:0011, 12, 13 times?
27:02Too much.
27:03Anyway, my wife clearly wants me to stop talking,
27:06so instead of me proposing a toast,
27:08why don't you toast each other with your names?
27:12Well, the ocean's 11, 12, 13 references.
27:14I thought you really jumped the shark at that point.
27:17I think throwing in the Hague is a reference
27:19to the amazing humanitarian work that she does.
27:23Amal, this is to you.
27:24Thank you, George.
27:25George Clooney and Amal.
27:27And Amal.
27:30Okay.
27:31Oh, lovely.
27:32It's nice, isn't it?
27:33Oh, hello.
27:34I think it's on backwards.
27:35Is it?
27:36Oh, it looks like I've had a big day at the Melbourne Cup.
27:38Yes.
27:39I don't quite know what's going on.
27:40Gorgeous.
27:41Yeah, we go.
27:42Beautiful.
27:43Sorry to tell you, Edo, but it always looks like you've had a big day.
27:46What?
27:47My tits are in.
27:49For once.
27:51Okay.
27:52Here's your final speech.
27:53Listening.
27:54I'm your sister-in-law and you need to figure out who you are.
27:57I have to be honest.
27:59This is a difficult family to be a part of.
28:02And by difficult, of course, I mean racist.
28:06Oh.
28:07But I'm sure you'll be fine.
28:09Just go with the flow like I did when I joined.
28:13Humble brag, but my hubby's pretty much the favourite of the fam.
28:17And yours, no offence, he's probably about number five.
28:21Come on.
28:23Now, look, both of our hubbies are cheeky, you know, boys.
28:26Yours isn't cheeky.
28:28Shut up.
28:29Okay.
28:30Anyway, congratulations on your wedding.
28:34I'm sure you're looking forward to the wedding night.
28:37Let's hope his todger doesn't have frostbite again.
28:40Oh.
28:42Was it my nose or was it my todger that got frostbite?
28:44The todger.
28:45Did my todger get frostbite?
28:46It was a George Hodger.
28:47It was a George Hodger.
28:49I'd like to prepare as a taste.
28:51That's pretty good.
28:52Sorry, what are your names again?
28:54Um, so we are Harry and Meghan.
28:57You are Harry and Meghan!
28:59As soon as I heard racist, I knew.
29:01Matt, how did you feel about my accent work?
29:04That was incredibly rude.
29:07Can I remind you, you are still under British rule.
29:11That is the end of Married at No Sight.
29:14We'll be back with the answer to this question.
29:18Which of our panellists has a side hustle selling sex toys?
29:22Ooh.
29:23Come back and we'll find out.
29:24Welcome back to Talking About Your Gen, where we can reveal which panellist has a side hustle selling sex toys.
29:39Ooh.
29:40The answer is, it's all of them.
29:42Hughes' range has been described as educational, not fun.
29:46Before we move on, let's do a quick score check.
29:48Wow, it is really anyone's game here.
29:51All right, let's keep it moving and play our next game, Anne's Bookshelf.
29:56Ooh.
29:57Recently, I've noticed that other people have a lot of faults,
30:00and I think it's time they got their act together.
30:02So I've started writing self-help books.
30:04Oh, right.
30:05To give subtle nudges towards how to be a better person.
30:09Like this one I made for the channel teen execs.
30:12Bring back Cheese TV, you dogs!
30:15In this game, we're going to show our teams a self-help book, and they have to tell me whether it's real or whether I wrote it.
30:24Yeah.
30:25All right, buzz in with your answer.
30:26Here we go.
30:27Here is our first book.
30:28Everything I know about women I learned from my tractor.
30:32Ooh.
30:33Real.
30:34Gen said.
30:35I don't think that's a real thing.
30:37I'm looking at this bloke, and I don't know why, but it just makes me feel like it is a real thing.
30:42Really?
30:43Yeah.
30:44Have you ever talked to a, um, bloke before?
30:47Like, this is the shit we do.
30:50My wife is like a tractor.
30:52Oh, my God.
30:53Why?
30:54How so, Dave?
30:55Okay.
30:56Just does all the work and never asks for a thank you.
31:00If you try and put petrol in, she's like, leave me alone!
31:03Apparently, yeah.
31:05She doesn't take my sort of fuel.
31:07No.
31:09Big hello to Holly.
31:11Okay.
31:12We're saying...
31:13I think this is real.
31:14Mm-hmm.
31:15And yeah, he kind of looks like he's got some riz.
31:17What is riz a disease?
31:19What's he got?
31:20Yeah.
31:21There's an ointment you can get for riz, isn't there?
31:24Riz is like when you're trying to chat someone up, so you're charisma.
31:28Yeah, right.
31:29There we go.
31:30You're right, yeah.
31:31Okay?
31:32Yeah.
31:33All right, so you're saying that...
31:34I'm going to say this is a real book.
31:35This is a real book.
31:36From his face.
31:37Yes, it is!
31:38Well done.
31:39Here comes our next book.
31:41Is that it, Edo?
31:42Just yes it is and we move on?
31:43No backstory?
31:44No details.
31:45No author.
31:46Just moving on like all your girlfriends.
31:48Oh.
31:49Okay, let's have a look at our next book.
31:51Knitting with dog hair.
31:52Better a sweater for a dog you know and love that from a sheep you'll never meet.
31:57Gen Y.
31:58So I recently listened to an interview with Bill Murray and he gave Hunter S Thompson a hat
32:03made entirely of dog hair and Hunter S Thompson said he loved it because he'd love to wear
32:07it in the rain and then walk into a house because everyone would complain why does it smell like wet dog in here.
32:11Oh!
32:12And he found that so funny.
32:14So there are items of clothing that are made entirely of dog hair which makes me think.
32:19Wow.
32:20It's real.
32:21And it's got a hat on.
32:22Oh my god.
32:23That dog could be wearing its friend.
32:24Oh!
32:25Actually, itself!
32:26That dog could be wearing itself!
32:27It's nice!
32:28It's nice!
32:29Are you happy to say?
32:30I think yes.
32:31Yes, it's true.
32:32It is a real book!
32:33Whoa!
32:34Okay.
32:35Next one.
32:36Do your bidding.
32:37Harnessing telepathy to win your next auction.
32:40Matt?
32:41I think this is absolute nonsense.
32:44Oh, really?
32:45Yeah, but is it a real book?
32:46No.
32:47I don't think that's a real book at all.
32:49She looks real.
32:50She looks like a real estate agent.
32:52She looks like a real piece of work.
32:54That's what she looks like.
32:56I think this book is absolute hogwash.
32:58I don't believe it exists and I regret coming.
33:01Oh!
33:02But we're still going to win though, aren't we?
33:04Yes.
33:05Hell yeah.
33:06Yeah, good.
33:07On the money.
33:08That is mine.
33:09I wrote that one.
33:10Well done.
33:11Yes.
33:12Clever.
33:13Well done.
33:14Okay.
33:15Here comes our next book.
33:16How to be Pope.
33:17What to do and where to go once you're in the Vatican.
33:19Gen Y.
33:20It feels fake just because you don't just get into the Vatican and they go,
33:23do whatever you want.
33:24Yeah.
33:25It's not like you've got free reign.
33:27I feel like they have been told they can do what they want for a long time.
33:30It sounds fake enough that it could be real.
33:34It is real.
33:35Whoa.
33:36It's real.
33:37No author for that book.
33:39Written by God.
33:40Oh.
33:41Cool.
33:42Next one.
33:43Please follow my child.
33:45A parent's guide to building brands.
33:47Gen Z.
33:48It does sound like something my mum would write, honestly.
33:51Yeah, really?
33:52And it has worked, honestly.
33:53I think it's real because there's a lot of parents who have kids accounts.
33:56Kids won't be able to have accounts soon, will they?
33:58Isn't the government changing the law that kids...
33:59Yeah, the laws have changed.
34:00It's 16 and...
34:01You're not supposed to have an account 16 and under.
34:03But isn't it...
34:04It's up to the parents.
34:05Like, the cops aren't coming around door knocking and checking.
34:08No.
34:09This show is now Q&A.
34:10Um...
34:11Please follow my child.
34:14A parent's guide to building brands.
34:16Gen Z.
34:17I'm going to say that's a real book.
34:18Unfortunately, it's a real book, I think.
34:20OK.
34:21No, I wrote that one.
34:22That's my book.
34:23Ooh.
34:24Yes.
34:25And Gwen...
34:26Gwen, my three-year-old, is binging in the...
34:27Don't worry about it.
34:30She's...
34:31She's bringing in the big bucks with her Smirnoff campaign.
34:35Worth it?
34:36Yes.
34:37Yeah, yeah.
34:38It's always worth it, isn't it?
34:39Absolutely.
34:40Good job.
34:43We'll be back with a very special guest.
34:44Stay tuned to Talking About Your Gen.
34:46Or else, don't push me.
34:48Back soon.
35:01Welcome back to Talking About Your Gen.
35:02Let's do a quick score check.
35:04Gen Z is out in front.
35:06Woo!
35:07Next up, I'm going to bring out a very special guest who went viral during the Australian Open when this happened.
35:13Oh!
35:14It is A.O.
35:15It is A.O.
35:16It is A.O.
35:17Oh!
35:18Oh!
35:19It is A.O.
35:20It is A.O.
35:25Please welcome John Jones!
35:27Yes!
35:28Yes!
35:29Yes!
35:30Yes!
35:31Yes!
35:32Yes!
35:33Yes!
35:34Yes!
35:35Yes!
35:36Yes!
35:37Yes!
35:38Yes!
35:39Yes!
35:40Yes!
35:41Yes!
35:42Yes!
35:43Come over here, John.
35:44How are you, John?
35:45Very good.
35:46That's good.
35:47Actually great, as usual.
35:48Yeah, as usual.
35:49You love the tennis?
35:50Yep.
35:51Was that the best moment of your life?
35:53Definitely.
35:54I was like, oh my God, what the heck just happened?
35:57John will ask a series of tennis-related questions.
36:03Now, John did such great work as a volunteer for the Australian Open that it's got me into
36:07the volunteering spirit.
36:09Ooh!
36:10So I volunteered Tommy Little to sit in a dunk tank for this whole game!
36:14Yay!
36:19John!
36:20John!
36:21John!
36:22Was this your idea?
36:23Was this your idea?
36:24I promise this was not!
36:26This was not my idea!
36:28This is starting to sound like it might have been your idea, John.
36:31It is not, I promise!
36:32John!
36:33John!
36:34John, you've got to give it your all.
36:35You've got to make sure he gets dunked.
36:36Yeah.
36:37Yeah!
36:38I am!
36:39Don't you, Tommy!
36:40If anyone gets a question wrong, John will get a chance to throw a tennis ball and see
36:45if he can dunk Tommy.
36:46Sound good?
36:47Yeah!
36:48Yeah!
36:49Let's play Beat the Alpha!
36:52Tommy!
36:53There you are!
36:55Tommy!
36:56Tommy!
36:57Whoa!
36:58Oh!
36:59You know what that means?
37:00It means he's got screws!
37:02Oh, wow!
37:03How's the temperature up there, Tommy?
37:04I can't.
37:05My feet are in the water and I can't feel them.
37:06Perfect!
37:07Good!
37:08Okay, come and stand next to me here, John, because you're doing the hosting now.
37:11You're going to have the questions and these guys are going to buzz in if they think they
37:15know these.
37:16Okay, so here we go.
37:17This is your first question.
37:18How old do you have to be to become a ball kid at the Australian Open?
37:23How old do you have to...
37:24How old do you have to...
37:25Jen, why?
37:26Um, one day old.
37:28Oh!
37:29Oh!
37:30No!
37:31Alright!
37:32I got it wrong!
37:33I'm going to get him!
37:34You're going to get him!
37:35You're going to get him?
37:36Yes!
37:37You're going to get him!
37:38No!
37:39Come on!
37:40Come on!
37:41Okay, John, you can get us back.
37:42Oh!
37:43Oh!
37:44Oh!
37:45Come back to me here.
37:46Hey, John!
37:47Oh, yeah?
37:48Guess what?
37:49Yeah?
37:50That throw wasn't very good.
37:51Oh!
37:52Okay, you know what?
37:53We're having another turn for that.
37:54Come on, Aidan.
37:55Oh, come on!
37:56We're having another turn.
37:57Yay!
37:58Whoa!
37:59Yay!
38:00Yay!
38:01Yay!
38:02Woo!
38:03Yay!
38:04Yay!
38:05Yay!
38:06Yay!
38:07Yay!
38:08Yay!
38:10Yay!
38:11Yay!
38:12Yay!
38:13Yay!
38:14Yay!
38:15Yay!
38:16Yay!
38:17Yay!
38:18Yay!
38:19Yay!
38:20Yay!
38:21Yay!
38:22Yay!
38:23square John. Correct answer was you have to be between 12 and 15 years old to
38:29apply. So a bit off the mark there Abi. Yeah, oh no, oh no. Sorry. No, you were close. Okay, here we go. What was my official role at the Australian Open this
38:41year? Gen X? Was it official brat? No, it wasn't. It wasn't, that is not the correct answer.
38:53No, no, stop him. Somebody stop him. Come on back. Come on back. No, no, no. Where? I can't believe I'm the first to ask this, but where are his parents?
39:13John, what was your official role? Chief Happiness Officer.
39:17Yeah. Beautiful. All right, let's have your next question. What's my best tennis shot?
39:28Gen Z. Gen Z? The Furious Fist? No. No. You guys are really bad at this game. What's the answer? It was the 360 forehand.
39:40Have a throw. Get a bit closer.
39:44Yes, he touched it. He touched it.
39:53I don't know why, but the dance makes it work.
39:59LAUGHTER
40:00This is our last question, guys.
40:02My favourite player, Carlos Alcoaz,
40:04won his first Grand Slam at just 19 years old.
40:08Wow.
40:09Which tournament did he win?
40:12Gen X.
40:13It was the Aubrey Wodonga Open.
40:16Oh, no!
40:18Oh, look at this!
40:19Oh, no!
40:20Oh, did we get it wrong?
40:22Oh.
40:23Just the last one.
40:24Uh-oh.
40:25Yeah!
40:27Thank you, thank you.
40:28Thank you, thank you.
40:29Ooh!
40:30Ooh!
40:31Ooh!
40:32Ooh!
40:33What's up!
40:34John!
40:35John!
40:36John!
40:37John!
40:38John!
40:39We'll drive Tommy off and we'll be right back after the break.
40:51Welcome back to Talking About Your Gen.
40:53Time for a score check, and it's close.
40:57OK, let's finish off with a round of As Quick As.
41:02In this game, our teams will buzz in and answer as many questions
41:06as they can in the time it takes to do something of my choosing.
41:10This week, the game will last as long as it takes
41:12for aspiring ball boy John...
41:14Yeah.
41:15..to deliver all the tennis balls to every member of the audience.
41:19Thank you!
41:20Oprah gives away cars.
41:25We'll give you a tennis ball.
41:26John, are you ready?
41:28Sure am.
41:28Tommy, are you OK?
41:29Yeah, you know, I'm good.
41:30Hypothermia's setting in, but we're good.
41:32Hands on tennis balls, hands on buzzers.
41:35Ready?
41:36Let's go!
41:37Robert Van Winkle is better known by which name?
41:41Gen X.
41:41Vanilla Ice.
41:42Yes, correct, Gen X.
41:43Well done.
41:44In what popular online game could you have a pet puffle?
41:47Gen Z.
41:48Club Penguin.
41:49Correct.
41:50What does the acronym WAP stand for?
41:53Gen Y.
41:54I think it's Women Against the Patriarchy.
41:55Oh.
41:56It's wet-ass pussy and it's a nice song about a cat, John.
42:00Zendaya, Sydney Sweeney and Hunter Schaefer
42:03all appeared in which high school drama, Gen Y?
42:06Euphoria.
42:07Correct.
42:07Well done.
42:08Gautier had a hit by singing about somebody that he used to.
42:12Gen Z.
42:13No.
42:14Peg.
42:14Or...
42:15Peg.
42:16I think he said, we're going to go Nell.
42:18Somebody you used to know.
42:19Somebody you used to know.
42:20That song was about me, actually.
42:22Miss you, babe.
42:23In 2013, the hybrid donut and croissant took the world by storm.
42:28What was it called, Gen X?
42:30Crow Nut.
42:31It was called the Crow Nuts.
42:32Yes!
42:33Very good.
42:33Who said, life is like a box of chocolates?
42:36Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
42:37Gen Z.
42:38Is it Forrest Gump?
42:39It was Forrest Gump.
42:41Dragon, Fairy, Electric and Poison are all types of watch.
42:46Gen X.
42:47No worries.
42:48Heavy metal bands.
42:49No, they are.
42:50Gen Z.
42:51Is it Pokemon?
42:52They are Pokemon.
42:54Oh, sorry.
42:55Sorry.
42:57Sorry.
42:58Don't worry, John, you're fine.
43:02Name the Kardashian sisters in age order.
43:06What's happening up there?
43:08Okay, anyone?
43:08Anyone?
43:09Gen X.
43:09All right, so the oldest is Kim, the middle is Khloe, and the youngest is Kevin.
43:14That is incorrect.
43:16Gen Y.
43:17Come on, Abby.
43:17The youngest is Kylie, then it's Kendall is the second youngest, and then it's...
43:22Those are the Jenners?
43:23Those are the Jenners.
43:24Oh, it's just Kardashians.
43:25Oh, it's a tree.
43:25Oh, okay, okay, so the eldest is Kourtney, middle is Kim, youngest is Khloe.
43:29You got it, Abby!
43:30Well done, Abby.
43:32The Kate Bush song, Running Up That Hill, became popular again in 2023 after it featured
43:36in which show, Gen X?
43:38Oh, it's that show, Stranger Things.
43:40It is.
43:41Okay, John, looks like he's getting close to finishing.
43:43If I was watching Colin Firth stuttering about the war, what movie would I be watching,
43:48Gen Z?
43:49Ah, The King's Speech.
43:50That's correct.
43:51What does TLDR stand for?
43:54For Gen X?
43:56Too Long, Didn't Read.
43:57This is Too Long.
43:58I'm not reading that answer, but it's correct.
43:59Ah!
44:00Which singer grew up on a Christmas tree farm which inspired her song, Christmas Tree Farm?
44:05How creative.
44:06Gen X?
44:07Taylor Swift.
44:08It is Taylor Swift.
44:10I'm done!
44:10I'm done!
44:11He's done!
44:12He's done!
44:12He's done!
44:12He's done!
44:13He's done!
44:13He's done!
44:13Has everybody got a ball?
44:19Has everybody got a ball?
44:21Hold up your balls.
44:21That means our time is up.
44:25Give it up for John.
44:26All right, guys, callying up the scores, and tonight's winner is...
44:31Gen Z!
44:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:37And Hunts the Rat!
44:40Hunts the Rat!
44:41Hunts the Rat!
44:43Hunts the Rat!
44:44Hunts the Rat!
44:45Hunts the Rat!
44:47Please thank you on Twitter,
44:49and you can end down by Anne-Blake Kaby,
44:52Dave Hughes and Mike Lucas,
44:54Tommy Little and Abby Chuckfield.
44:56I'm Anne Edmonds.
44:57This has been Talk About Your Gen Now.
44:58Reef come...
45:05At night!
45:06At night!
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