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00:00I don't know.
00:30Not smothering?
01:00She was intolerable. Sensible. Straight A's. Dead nice. First one of us to go to uni. Fancy career. Couldn't believe it when she moved back home. I still don't fully get why a grown-ass woman wants to wear wigs in a garage, but she just needs patience, I reckon. Understanding.
01:24How do I do that? Maybe it's just space. Giving her the permission to feel the things that she's feeling. I just feel like she's going backwards. Well, her wobble isn't at all. And while she's wobbling, she sees the right people around her. People who care.
01:38OK. It's pissing me off now. Scared us half to death, acting like one flew over the cuckoo tree, and then locking herself in the garage for a week like Joan, Aunt Jane, a bloody fonder. Jesus Christ, when did she sneak back in?
01:54Mum, I'm just going to go and speak with her. No, Isabel. No, don't, because she thinks we can't mind our own business. Isabel.
02:08Why are you doing that? Mum's been reading about you lot. You lot? She's been researching brain foods, foods that heal the brain. Right. What are they? Pumpkin seeds. OK.
02:31She's had a lot of revelations while you've been away. I've been in the garage. At one point, she thought you needed an exorcism.
02:38Next day, she was listening to seven hours of Brené Brown's Daring Greatly.
02:43What have you been watching in there? Well, I started with dog tea. I don't actually care.
02:50You slammed a door. Yep. You've never slammed a door. Sorry. No, I liked it.
03:01Maybe just feel it, Eve's. Feel what?
03:05Whatever it is you keep pegging it away from, I don't know.
03:10I'm not smothering. I'm just wondering why you're not setting up. Because it's Noah's last week, isn't it? His last film club tonight.
03:19It's done, Mum.
03:20It's not done, Eve.
03:22No, it is. You're right. I need to grow up.
03:26Where did your little head go in there?
03:27Well, what did you watch? All your faves?
03:34Fucking hell!
03:34Whoa, sorry.
03:35What are you doing here?
03:36I'm sorry, Suze. Sorry, yeah, I'm... Well, I'm helping little one with all the shite.
03:40A shite?
03:41No.
03:42Shite. Stuff.
03:43Mm-hmm.
03:47So how are my girls doing?
03:49Women.
03:49What?
03:50We're not girls, are we, Josh? We're women.
03:52Yeah, but you're my girls, aren't you?
03:56Mum, can you give us five minns?
03:58Mm-hmm.
04:02Oh, there's a treat for you on the kitchen counter, Suze.
04:04Mm-hmm.
04:10Just gonna grab them, the bee bags? Yep.
04:17Don't believe a word that comes out of his mouth.
04:20What?
04:20Don't believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth.
04:25Smiling assassin.
04:38I was dead worried, babe.
04:42All I did was lock myself in the garage for a week.
04:44Yeah, but I thought that I'd done something wrong.
04:46No!
04:47No, you haven't done anything wrong.
04:49Okay.
04:50It's me.
04:51I need to get a grip.
04:53What do you mean?
04:53Mum had a ten-year-old and a seven-year-old when she was my age.
04:57I'm pathetic.
04:59Yeah.
05:00I wasn't always like this, you know.
05:01I was helpful.
05:03I was useful.
05:04You are perfect.
05:06Exactly how you are.
05:09Why are you so patient?
05:10Because I get it.
05:12I get you.
05:13But I'm not functioning.
05:16I can function for both of us.
05:20I'd quite like to function.
05:23I've got function for two.
05:24I know you do.
05:28I just think I...
05:30I want to know what I want and things like that.
05:33Because I used to know.
05:35Okay.
05:36But I kind of know what you want for you.
05:38Because...
05:39I'm like the Evie Whisperer.
05:42What do I want?
05:44Uh...
05:45You want a snog?
05:47Thanks.
05:57Thanks.
06:17Are you taking this?
06:25Object?
06:27Uh...
06:28No.
06:30Yes.
06:33Okay, now.
06:36Hey, listen.
06:37I didn't know what was happening with...
06:39Film club...
06:41tonight.
06:41I wasn't sure it would be on.
06:44So, um...
06:45I have swapped shifts with someone
06:48and I did book us in for a...
06:50a last supper.
06:52Of sorts.
06:53Okay.
06:54Um...
06:55Okay.
06:56Thanks.
06:57That's great.
07:09Oh, put some fucking sleeves on, Judas.
07:13Hey, babe.
07:14You're under arrest.
07:15You're being too damn sexy.
07:17Ugh.
07:28Babe?
07:29Where are you?
07:30Dogs.
07:31I've got a plan.
07:33I'll bung you 20 quid.
07:34You nip down the party shop in the village.
07:36Get all the gobbins you can.
07:37Because we are doing film club.
07:40I love you.
07:40But...
07:40Izzy.
07:44All right.
07:45Thank God you're here.
07:46Come in.
07:47Noah's upstairs.
07:51Hiya.
07:51What's that?
08:09Lasagna ingredients.
08:10Yes.
08:10I thought that I could rustle it up for us tonight.
08:19Suze.
08:20Yes, Josh?
08:21Um, you do like lasagna, don't you?
08:23Yeah.
08:24I like lasagna.
08:32You bloody lied.
08:35No, I didn't lie.
08:36Well, what do you call it, then?
08:38Protecting.
08:39I do call it protecting.
08:41She didn't know who the fuck I was.
08:43And the way you spoke to that girl.
08:45I did tell you not to come.
08:48Oh.
08:51Look, I don't want this contaminated.
08:53This?
08:54Us.
08:54And my mum would just judge her.
08:56Or is it you that's judging her?
08:58Look, I feel like I finally found this thing that I'm good at,
09:00and I don't want her, like, shitting on it.
09:02So you just keep her hidden away for the rest of your life?
09:03It's okay for things to be separate sometimes, Suze.
09:05No, there is a difference between separate and secret.
09:08She's not your imaginary friend.
09:10Please, Suze, I need this.
09:11So, she's not allowed to exist in your world,
09:13but you want to be king of hers?
09:15No, I don't think.
09:18It's just like, this is where I feel safe.
09:20That's...
09:21Come here.
09:30You all right, Josh?
09:30You're all right?
09:33Look, I need you girls.
09:36I kind of think that you girls need me as well,
09:38to be honest.
09:39Sorry.
09:40Fuck.
09:40Women.
09:43Please, can you just accept my apology?
09:45I think we need a bit of space.
09:54Right.
09:55Well, I'll just take that stuff to the chaser and...
09:57No, you leave that there.
10:00Yeah.
10:02Can you please not tell her?
10:03Pooch?
10:16Pooch?
10:17Where are you going?
10:17Don't leave.
10:18Um...
10:19It's just, uh, Nana, she's not...
10:22She's not very well, so...
10:23Oh, my God.
10:24Is it bad?
10:26No, no, it's fine.
10:28Just need to go and give her some TLC.
10:35It'll be all right.
10:36I'll, um, catch you on the flip, yeah?
10:46Gordy girl.
10:55Oi!
10:56Or yourself, others.
10:57What are you up to?
10:59When you cough, the cobwebs come out.
11:01Cough!
11:04Proper freak, you.
11:06Why are you dressed like that?
11:07This is how grown-ups dress, Callum.
11:09I am actually a grown-up, you know.
11:10Are you?
11:11And you shouldn't speak to me the way you speak to me.
11:12I'm your elder.
11:13Yeah, you do need to start moisturising.
11:16Like that?
11:17Come on, respect!
11:19I'm old enough to be your mother.
11:21Where's your one, mate?
11:22Where's your one, mate?
11:23At school.
11:25Why are you never at school?
11:26Why are you never at work?
11:27Because I had a breakdown.
11:29Six months ago.
11:30Got fired.
11:32My mum's pretending it's a hiatus,
11:33but I'm pretty sure I got fired.
11:35What did you actually do, though?
11:38Acted weird.
11:40Scared people.
11:41You can get fired for that.
11:43Apparently so.
11:44Well, I got kicked out of my school.
11:46Oh.
11:46What did you do?
11:49I don't know.
11:49I was just pissed off.
11:50They can expel you for that?
11:52Well, they can if you kick all your rhinos off the wall.
11:56Did anyone ask why you were kicking them?
11:58Yeah, I just told them that I was pissed off.
12:02Did anyone ask why you were pissed off?
12:03Not really, no.
12:05Did anyone ask why you were being so weird?
12:07Not really, no.
12:07So why were you?
12:11I don't know.
12:13I just...
12:15malfunctioned.
12:16You lost the plot.
12:18Yeah, exactly.
12:20You?
12:21I don't know.
12:22Come on.
12:23You've got an answer for everything.
12:25I don't know.
12:29Do you know what you need?
12:31What?
12:32You need some...
12:33avenues of expression.
12:35What are you going on about?
12:40Like you, with your paper mache.
12:41No thanks.
12:42Come on, you're so good with words.
12:44Like, you obviously read a lot.
12:47No, I don't.
12:48Fine.
12:48But you were obviously trying to express yourself when you had a scrap with a toilet.
12:53So, what I'm suggesting is next time you get pissed off, maybe you try something else.
12:58Like, you write it down.
13:00Urinals.
13:01Urinals.
13:02Sorry.
13:05Would you read it, though?
13:06If I wrote it down?
13:08Would I read it?
13:09Callum, that would be my honour.
13:15Jog on, mate.
13:16I was only having a laugh.
13:17Not taking any advice from a basket case.
13:19This is a good idea, you know.
13:30Thank you, Isabel.
13:31Speak a language and that.
13:32Loser language.
13:34Unique language, Isabel.
13:36It's not smothering, is it?
13:38No, I don't think so.
13:39I would make a good team, me and you.
13:41You want to think about sacking off them dogs?
13:43Start a party planning biz.
13:44I had a taste of it at the assassin's house.
13:47Thought they went shit?
13:47Yeah, only because they were ungrateful.
13:50You now, me skill.
13:51One thing at a time, I reckon.
13:53Well, well, it over.
13:54You know, you can't be covered in dog hair your old life.
13:58I mean, you can.
13:59Of course you can.
14:00Sorry, I'm just a bit excited.
14:01It's...
14:02I mean, you can't be covered in dog hair.
14:16I mean, you can't be covered in dog hair.
14:19Moby-dross. Get up. Mum says this isn't smothering.
14:23You look incredible.
14:26Come on.
14:29Here's your hands with the dog.
14:35I'm not smothering, but me and ears are having a girls' night in,
14:39so you're welcome to join or you're welcome to not join.
14:42Join what?
14:49Oh, my God.
14:57Wow.
14:59I mean, ladies, you all look beautiful,
15:01but personally, it's a Fritz Bernays.
15:04It's a Fritz Bernays!
15:08Mum, concede.
15:10OK.
15:13You know, I've never got about this film.
15:15The policeman... Bloody Irish policeman.
15:17It's unnecessary.
15:19Yeah, the love story's the friendship.
15:20Yeah.
15:21And she doesn't have to bake if she doesn't want to bake.
15:23Why is he so obsessed with her baking?
15:25Piss off, carrot man.
15:27I reckon if they made that now, they wouldn't have to put that in.
15:29Like, feminism and that.
15:30You're right, Isabelle.
15:32You're right, it is.
15:33Ooh, let's pop another.
15:35Who is he?
15:36Is this the good room?
15:37Oh, it's fine, Evie.
15:38Oi!
15:39Ooh, look who it is.
15:40Hope you like the surprise.
15:41Hello, gorgeous girlies.
15:42Oh, is this the surprise?
15:43Who is it?
15:44No, it's not the surprise.
15:45It's Steph.
15:46Steph, you should probably take your shoes off.
15:47Oh, don't be ridiculous, Isabelle.
15:48Right.
15:49Oh, yeah.
15:50Oh, no, you take them off, Steph.
15:51Oh, right.
15:52I'll go in.
15:53Sorry.
15:54What the bloody hell's that?
15:55Aw, thanks for coming, Steph.
15:56Yeah.
15:57Sorry about me wobble.
15:58I'm fine.
15:59Sorry about me wobble.
16:00shoes off. Oh, don't be ridiculous, Isabel. Right. Oh, yeah. No, you take them off, Steph.
16:05Oh, right. I'll go in. Sorry.
16:11What the bloody hell's that?
16:15Aw, thanks for coming, Steph. Sorry about me wobble. But it was hot and loud.
16:21Yeah, it was hot and loud. Yeah, you know.
16:24I tell you what, you were right about the glasses, Suze. It is a much better experience.
16:28Oh, I'm glad we didn't sweep that under the rug. You fucking love to sweep stuff under
16:33the rug. Oh, my God, there is so much under that rug. I'm scared to look. Girls, Steph
16:38don't want to look under our rug. Oh, no, I love it. Okay. Mum, my job's not really waiting
16:47for me, is it? You are. You said my job was waiting for me whenever I'm ready, but it's
16:52not true, is it? Well, I'm sure we can... No, they haven't budged on the stands just
17:01yet. Mm-hmm. And my flat? He wants to evict your Eves, but you're scared you're going to
17:05kill yourself and then haunt him. Isabel, what the hell? Oh, my God. So cocky to think
17:11if I was going to haunt anyone, it would be me sweaty landlord. Who would you haunt?
17:15Girls, come in now, hot. I don't want to talk about who me daughters would haunt. Steph?
17:21Well, I don't really have any unfinished beef with anyone, I'm happy to say. Mum, who
17:25would you haunt? Your dad. Okay, then. No job, no flat. You know what they say about
17:33rock bottom? The only way is up. Spot on. The only way is up. Glorious rock bottom. Glorious
17:41rock bottom. Why are you so fine about it, though? Oh, don't do that. I shrug, you care.
17:50Care? Evie? Don't have any left. It's quite nice, actually. That better not be him. Josh?
18:01Mum, is there something under the rug you're not telling me?
18:03We're done with the rug. We are done with the rug.
18:13Josh finally making an honest woman out of you.
18:16I've always been honest, mate, unlike some people.
18:20What's that supposed to mean?
18:23Is this an olive branch?
18:25Yeah, except my olive branch went flying across the garden last week.
18:31I lost it.
18:33Evie.
18:35What did it say?
18:38It was my new address.
18:40Was it?
18:42Let the record state it was just my new address.
18:47God, I hope it was more than just admin.
18:50It was just admin.
18:51Stop that. It's uncouth.
19:06I hate you.
19:10I could snap that thing.
19:13Go on, do it.
19:14Is that a man's voice?
19:24Oh, fucking hell.
19:26I was enjoying not having a man here.
19:29Yeah, because we can really be ourselves, can't we?
19:31He's not a bloke, he's so weird, mate.
19:34You what? The unknowable prince?
19:36Unknowable what?
19:38Prince.
19:38Okay.
19:41Hi, everyone.
19:45It's bridesmaids, so tonight might not be your night, Noah.
19:48He's probably not a fan.
19:49What's he doing?
19:55What are you doing?
19:56I feel excited and I'm relaxed and I feel ready to party with the best of them.
20:08Oh, and now I'm gonna go down to the river.
20:15Okay.
20:16Get your shoes off then, mister.
20:18Go on.
20:19Get him a gas then, Eva.
20:21Thin one.
20:21Oh, we only do thin air, Steph.
20:24Right, Noah.
20:26Help yourself to the Chucky Fountain.
20:30Thanks for inviting me.
20:33Smotherer.
20:36So you're moving around the corner from your parents?
20:37That's nice.
20:39Bet you miss your mama.
20:41We're not that close.
20:42What do you mean?
20:43Just different ways of being, Mom.
20:45Oh, yeah, of course, of course.
20:47We didn't used to be.
20:48We bloody did.
20:49We were always arguing.
20:51Oh, we never argued.
20:53I wish we could.
20:56Your mum is really cute, though, Noah.
20:58And she loves you.
21:00Yeah, she's just never said those words to me.
21:04Yeah, but she does.
21:05She's never said I love you.
21:06Just different ways of being, Mom.
21:07Yeah, of course.
21:10Of course.
21:11I wish she can't be worse than that fucking Lydia.
21:13Mom.
21:13Who's Lydia?
21:14Steph.
21:15No, come on, we might as well.
21:17Evie.
21:17I met Josh's mum at that party.
21:19Mom, wherever it is that happened, just put the rug down.
21:22No, you're right, Sebille.
21:24You're right.
21:25No, come on.
21:25I can handle it.
21:26Let's whip it back up.
21:27You know what they say about rock bottom?
21:30You're ways up.
21:30Babes.
21:32Mm-hmm.
21:35They didn't know who you were.
21:37Who we were.
21:39What?
21:41They didn't know you existed.
21:43Like, he'd kept you and all of this a secret.
21:48What, so Josh's family didn't know he had a girlfriend?
21:51No.
21:52Free bed.
21:54Free bored and free love.
21:55I'm sorry, Evie, that's really fucked up.
21:57He sounds like a bellend.
22:00Sorry, Evie.
22:01It's fine, he's not.
22:03Did he have good reasons?
22:06He had excuses.
22:13Right.
22:14Game time.
22:16Yeah, game time.
22:17Game time.
22:23What was the engagement gift Helen gave to Lillian?
22:27You've seen this all like 60 times.
22:32Just taking a break.
22:38Yeah.
22:41Sorry, when I invited you, I didn't realise it was going to be so full on.
22:45I like it.
22:48You actually do, don't you?
22:50Where the fuck is everyone?
22:52I thought we were watching it, Bill.
22:53You coming?
22:55What are you doing that for?
22:57I think I'm drunk.
22:59God, you're as cheesy as she is.
23:01I'm cheesier.
23:03Come on, then.
23:07Happened to me, you know.
23:11Always had my shit together.
23:12Got married when I was 25, moved to London, had a very high-up job.
23:19Can't say what.
23:21Fucking hell.
23:22And then when I was 30, I just wobbled.
23:27Quit everything.
23:28My marriage, work.
23:31But in the long run, it was the best thing that I ever did.
23:36Get your shit together, Carol.
23:38It's from the film.
23:42It's what I do when I can't.
23:44Yeah, I noticed that.
23:48What was your job, Steph?
23:50I really can't say, Eva.
23:52Hurry up, you lot!
23:56See?
23:58I love popcorn.
24:01I absolutely love it.
24:02The ending should be the look.
24:08The ending should be the look?
24:09Yeah, between the girlies.
24:10Look, what's his chops coming on in his car?
24:15I mean, it's the look that says a thousand words, you know?
24:18It gets me emotional.
24:19Yeah, it says you're my best friend.
24:21It always will be.
24:22No matter what.
24:24Yeah, because Helen says, doesn't she, Lillian?
24:25I feel like we can communicate with just a look, but really...
24:28No, it really is.
24:29It's Lillian and I'm here.
24:30They can do that.
24:31But we love Helen.
24:31We love Helen.
24:32Yeah, but Annie and Lillian, they're...
24:34They're the soulmates.
24:35They are the soulmates, yeah?
24:38Oh, girls, stop here.
24:40I'm going to stop.
24:44So, guys, is this what you've been doing in the garage all that time?
24:50Yes.
24:51Oh, right.
24:55So, not a sex call?
24:57Since when did we come sex?
25:01Well, I'm tired.
25:02I'm going to hit the hay.
25:03No.
25:04I'm not ready for bed.
25:05Don't be so selfish, Isabel.
25:09Don't dart your eyes at...
25:14Yeah.
25:17Do you want to go to our place then, Steph?
25:19Our place, Suze?
25:21You fucking hated it.
25:27Come on.
25:28All right, yeah.
25:29Okay.
25:30Well, the best, lovely to meet you.
25:37Woo!
25:37Chuckers be cow, Steph.
25:40And off we pop.
25:42There we go.
25:43Ladies first.
25:45Oh, it's all right.
25:45For you.
25:55For you.
25:57For you.
26:01Thanks for coming.
26:05Thank you for having me.
26:06Formal.
26:06You love us.
26:18Can we not do a big dramatic goodbye, please?
26:22Why not?
26:23Because it's easier.
26:26Because it's easier.
26:30Okay.
26:33See ya.
26:40See ya.
26:40Eve's.
26:49I know this pain.
27:05Do you like yourself up in these chains?
27:10Change, change, change, change.
27:12No one can change your life except for you.
27:17Don't ever let anyone step all over you.
27:22Just open your heart and your mind.
27:26Is it really bad to feel it's way inside?
27:33Here we go.
27:34Woo!
27:35Don't do something bad to turn if anyone just turn around and turn your mind.
27:38Why are you knocking?
27:39Don't leave me.
27:41Don't you know what you're gonna hold you down and make you cry.
27:43Don't you know?
27:44Don't you know?
27:45Things will change.
27:46Things will go your way if you hold on for what my day is.
27:53Oh.
27:54Love you, Liz.
27:55Don't do something.
27:57Same.
28:01Hold on for one more day.
28:04Ah, Sue!
28:06Come on, give it on the sea!
28:10One more day!
28:11Yes, sir!
28:13Thank you very much.
28:15Thank you very much.
28:16You guys are just going.
28:21That's naughty.
28:22Oh, I love that.
28:23I didn't expect you to have a horse.
28:24I think it's because I was trying to reach for those high noughts!
28:29Steph, this isn't even my coat.
28:30It's Josh's coat!
28:31Josh's coat!
28:32Josh's coat!
28:33I'm going to go away!
28:34Oh!
28:35Oh, my God!
28:36Oh, Neil!
28:37I need to go home!
28:38Josh's goat?
28:40I'm going to go away!
28:43Oh! Oh, my God!
28:46I need to go home.
28:48Can we do something tomorrow?
28:50I'd fucking love that.
29:08There's Tim, man.
29:38Hold on for one more day.
29:40Things are going away.
29:42Things are going away.
29:44Hold on for one more day.
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