Film Club Season 1 Episode 6

Reality Realm US

Film Club Season 1 Episode 6  #FilmClub #RealityRealmUS Reality Realm US

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00:00My eye. Now I'm in quite a bit of pain, actually.

00:03Is it?

00:04Is it bloodshot?

00:07I'm not in this lightest, actually.

00:10Good.

00:10It did happen, by the way.

00:12It was just a ruse to get you to look at my eye.

00:17Right, processing over.

00:19I'm going to the cinema.

00:20Oh, really?

00:21What's on the cinema?

00:23Brief encounter.

00:25Oh, no.

00:25No?

00:26No, no, malaise. I can't do malaise.

00:28And I hate sad endings.

00:30What?

00:31No, I love sad endings.

00:34Yeah, unconsummated love.

00:36Restrained pain in black and white.

00:37Yes, please!

00:38Sorry. One large order of unconsummated love, please.

00:41Coming right up. Thank you.

00:43You know, I think I'm all mixed out.

00:45Freshers week's a lot.

00:46You can just leave, you know.

00:48Can I?

00:49One can.

00:50One can, but I can't.

00:53Okay, I'm going to give you permission.

00:55No talking at me through the film, though.

00:57I'm very strongly against that.

00:59God, no.

01:01Wait, can you even watch a film with Limeye?

01:04What's that?

01:05You've got Limeye, right?

01:06Right, is that a thing?

01:08Yeah.

01:09Am I going to die?

01:11Mm-hmm.

01:13I promise you that is going to happen.

01:14That is absolutely going to happen.

01:16You are going to die, yes.

01:17But at least you had a life with all that eye.

01:20Yeah, but seriously, I need you to tell me that I'm not going to die.

01:23Oh.

01:24Oh, no, you're not going to die.

01:25Ever.

01:26Ever.

01:27Ever, ever.

01:29Forever, ever.

01:38I don't know your name.

01:48Hi.

01:48Just thought I should drop in.

01:56Check you're all right on D-Day.

01:58You know, I can't stay long.

02:00I know.

02:02Didn't ask you to.

02:03I know, I know.

02:04I just feel like I have to warn you, Adeline.

02:07Consider me warned, Cameron.

02:09What man's voice is that?

02:12It's Cam.

02:13Oh, hello, Cam, darling.

02:17Bad Sam's Grand Slam.

02:20Speakeasy.

02:20Oh, I could cry.

02:23You were incredible.

02:24Thanks, Suze.

02:26Mum, I made you some toast.

02:27Mmm.

02:28Why don't you bung in some of them little potato people from the freezer?

02:31Okay.

02:32Big old night last night.

02:35Hello.

02:36Liz, you got any of those fizzy vitamin things?

02:38Mum's in a bad way.

02:39Next to the face, White.

02:41Hey.

02:42Wonderful to see your name in life, by the way.

02:45What?

02:50Fucking hell, Evie.

02:58See ya?

02:59Mm-hmm.

03:01Eight years of friendship bands with see ya.

03:03Yep, he didn't want a dramatic goodbye, which is classic.

03:07Apparently he wrote down his new address and put it in an envelope,

03:09so maybe that was some kind of a...

03:11Evie.

03:12It wasn't his address.

03:17It's all coming back to me.

03:18I was wearing Josh's coat by accident.

03:21I found it in the pocket, thought it was for me, so I opened it.

03:24Sorry, so there's a letter in Josh's pocket with Evie's name on it,

03:27and you think it's for you.

03:29Well, I'd had a lot to drink.

03:31She did, to be fair.

03:32Yes.

03:32Thank you, Evie.

03:33I'm not some kind of bloody lush.

03:35You lot are allowed to get on it like a cow bonnet.

03:36When does Mum might get her release?

03:38Mum, where is it?

03:39Where is it?

03:40Yes, that's a good question.

03:41I think I put it somewhere safe,

03:44especially now I know that we're living with a thief.

03:46You think he stole it?

03:47Well, how the fuck do you think it got in his pocket, Evie?

03:51Sorry, I'm catching up.

03:53Josh's mum didn't know he had a girlfriend.

03:55Nope.

03:56And she's got two dishwashers.

03:58And he stole a letter from Noah?

03:59Yes.

04:00Bloody master puppeteer had us right round his bloody finger.

04:02Quite talented, Mr. Ripley, of him, actually.

04:04The letter.

04:05The letter, the letter, the letter.

04:07The letter.

04:08What did it say?

04:11It said...

04:11Well, why don't I try and remember the feeling?

04:16Because sometimes you remember the feeling when you're a bit fuzzy, don't you?

04:18So I felt...

04:20I felt...

04:24sad.

04:30Sad?

04:31Yeah, I think.

04:32But that might be because, well, I found out that Josh is a liar and a stealer.

04:36Okay, let's look for it.

04:37Yes, yes, yes.

04:39But Cam can't stay.

04:40Oh.

04:42And that's fine, Cameron.

04:45I just don't want this to be the moment I look back upon and regret when I'm...

04:50sat in my rocking chair.

04:52Kicking the can so far down the road, what if...

04:55if this is the end of the road?

04:57Darling, I have to say, I'm shocked you're confiding in me.

05:01We were really never that close.

05:03Samantha, you're the only person I know that would drink at this hour.

05:07Do you know what?

05:08That is beautiful.

05:12May I ask why in holy heaven you picked this bar?

05:15It's where we first met the girl.

05:17Oh.

05:19Was I there?

05:25That's it.

05:26I've decided.

05:28I'm going to go.

05:29Get an early train.

05:29I need to just...

05:31leave.

05:38I just feel like...

05:48I might have done loads of things wrong.

05:51Oh, my God.

05:53You just had a bit too much Prosecco.

05:55You've been way too hard on yourself.

05:56I don't just mean this, I...

05:58You're the best mum in the world.

06:04I'm not perfect, though, Evie.

06:05No, you're not perfect.

06:09But you're the best.

06:13Peach!

06:16Go on.

06:18Peach!

06:20Go on.

06:24Peach!

06:26Peach!

06:27Peach!

06:28Peach!

06:29Peach!

06:30Peach!

06:31Peach!

06:33Peach!

06:35She told you, didn't she?

06:39Yes, obviously.

06:40For fuck's sake.

06:42Where did they think you were staying?

06:45Steve was.

06:46And your nana?

06:48Fine.

06:49Jesus, that is a very long elaborate lie.

06:52Why would you do that?

06:54It's just how much I love you.

06:57What does that mean?

06:59But love...

07:01drives you mad.

07:04And...

07:05Yeah, I have done some mad shit.

07:08I get that.

07:10But I just want to be honest with you now.

07:12I did...

07:14take something and hide it from you.

07:16I was going to chuck it, but I left my jacket in the...

07:18We know.

07:18I didn't want him stealing you away from me.

07:29I...

07:29Look, is there...

07:35anything I can do to make it up to you?

07:37Okay, Josh is going to help us look.

07:42He can access mum's psychology, which is...

07:44It's so fucked, but I need to know where it is.

07:48Suso?

07:50Suzanne.

07:53Okay.

07:54So, Suzanne was pissed.

07:58Not pissed.

07:58So, she will have been craving a snack.

08:02Not pissed.

08:03Mm-hmm.

08:04But she wouldn't have wanted to make a mess prepping anything, so she would have gone for ease.

08:08Some bickies, perhaps?

08:10No.

08:11Because the seki at the pub's far from dry, so she wouldn't have wanted sweet, strictly savoury.

08:18But my guess is that you partook in some chunky chips at the pub.

08:23Yeah, so she wouldn't have gone for the guilty draw.

08:25It would have been nuts and crackers.

08:28And...

08:29As you've approached, Envelope was under the arm.

08:32Yep.

08:33She's reached in, not realising that it's dropped down.

08:36Yep.

08:37There it is.

08:41So, you didn't actually kiss?

08:47No.

08:49So, nothing happened?

08:52You did.

08:53Not really.

08:56I should have told you.

08:58Yeah, but you are telling me now.

09:03Josh, why would you want to be with someone who has doubts about you?

09:07You clearly have doubts about me, too.

09:09But isn't the love bigger than the doubts?

09:17Was it ever?

09:22There were so many times, I promise.

09:26We were really close.

09:30Where?

09:33I'm sorry, Josh.

09:36I don't blame you.

09:39I do blame him a bit.

09:43And me.

09:46And your dad.

09:48My dad?

09:49Oh, just men.

09:53I've just got this...

09:55Like, such a strong image...

09:57In my head.

09:59And...

10:00Can I just share it with you?

10:02Do you mind?

10:02It's me...

10:04In our kitchen.

10:09And I'm making us lasagna.

10:12And I've got one kid on my shoulder.

10:15And I've got another kid on my back.

10:18And you walk down the stairs.

10:20And I say, boys, doesn't mummy look beautiful?

10:22And they say, yeah, mum, what you do?

10:27And then I say, right, boys, it's table time.

10:30And the oldest one, he jumps off and he says, don't worry, mum, you sit down, I'll get you a knife and fork.

10:36And then I say...

10:37What do I say?

10:41What do you mean?

10:45What do I say?

10:48Well, you...

10:58Yeah.

11:29I don't know if I should open this.

11:42It's not my address.

11:46I know that.

11:52It's too late.

11:55Open it.

11:56Is this going to make me lose the plot?

12:01Maybe.

12:02Just a little bit.

12:05Annoying.

12:05I'm calling you.

12:14I'm calling you.

12:19I'm calling you.

12:22I'm calling you.

12:31I'm calling you.

12:34What?

12:34I'm calling you.

12:40Are you going to pick up?

12:42I thought you didn't want a big dramatic goodbye.

12:44No, I'm like.

12:45Yeah, I do.

12:47Will you make your bloody mind up, please?

12:53My legs won't work.

12:55Jelly.

12:56No bones.

12:58What do I do?

12:59I remembered what it said.

13:06I need to help him, but I can't go like this.

13:10Maybe I could have a few shots of something.

13:12Yeah, okay.

13:13Or I could write him something and you could deliver it for me.

13:16I think it's probably you he wants to see, babe.

13:18Is, could you get me some weed?

13:19Evie?

13:20I don't know where to get weed.

13:21I do.

13:22What?

13:23No, I mean, I don't.

13:25Okay, I'm just going to wait.

13:27I'm just going to wait a sec until I calm down.

13:29You know?

13:30Pause action until Serenity enters.

13:32Evie, what time is this train leaving?

13:35Just over an hour.

13:36I don't think Serenity's going to enter in time.

13:38Maybe you're not supposed to be like this, babe.

13:40Maybe you are supposed to be like this.

13:42Yeah, because, like, what actually happened?

13:45Evie, I do have to say that all that happened was you got sad,

13:48acted weird, and then locked yourself in the house for six months.

13:50Like, maybe it's for feelings that are scary, not the world.

13:53Yeah, that's it.

13:55I mean, it's just your personality, babe.

13:57I mean, you've done a lot with that personality,

13:59like galaxies and magic and rainbows.

14:02You know, all while you were, you know,

14:05so what's a little stop in the love of your life,

14:07getting on a train to Bristol?

14:11Whoever leaves the plot?

14:13Hey, all feelings are for feeling.

14:18Since when?

14:20Hang on a minute.

14:23I've got an idea.

14:25What if you don't go as yourself, babes?

14:30What the fuck?

14:32I'm Babi Streisand.

14:32Oh, well, that's not good.

15:02Oh, baby.

15:14Eves?

15:16Eves!

15:18You owe me.

15:23I'll do.

15:23Come on, girl, boy!

15:28Come on, girl, boy!

15:28Come on, girl!

15:30Walks beside me now.

15:33Walks on by.

15:35Gets me to the shower sometimes.

15:39Shows on night.

15:41Terrifies me.

15:42I don't know why.

15:43Makes me body.

15:45I don't know why.

15:46That's my trust in life.

15:48I don't know why.

15:49I don't know why.

15:50I don't know why.

15:51I don't know why.

15:52I don't know why.

15:53I don't know why.

15:54I don't know why.

15:55I don't know why.

15:56I don't know why.

15:57I don't know why.

15:58I don't know why.

15:59I don't know why.

16:00I don't know why.

16:01Completely out of want.

16:23What are you doing here?

16:25You wanted me to come.

16:28Right.

16:31Please sit.

16:33Formal.

16:44It's over with Josh.

16:48Oh.

16:53Got your address.

16:57And do you approve of my address?

17:02I fucking love your address.

17:06Really?

17:07Entirely.

17:10My heart is exploding.

17:16What happens now?

17:18Excuse me.

17:19You can't sit in here unless you're paying customers.

17:23So I'm going to have to ask you to be paying customers.

17:26Okay.

17:26Two cups of tea then, please.

17:28Yeah.

17:28What kind of tea would you like?

17:29We've got lemon and ginger, chamomile.

17:32Nella?

17:33Uh.

17:35Breakfast, please.

17:36Peppermint.

17:37Peppermint and licorice.

17:38We've got Lapsang.

17:39Breakfast, please.

17:40Breakfast.

17:42So what's going on with you two then?

17:43Just the tea, please.

17:44Well, I'm not a waiter, so I'm afraid you're going to have to come over here at pay.

17:49Sure you're on the way?

18:11Where would we go?

18:14Hydra.

18:15Well, why Hydra?

18:16I don't know.

18:16I think artists used to go there.

18:19Yeah, but we're not artists.

18:20You are.

18:23You are.

18:26Wait, they don't have cars there.

18:28We can't drive.

18:29Yeah, I know, but I want to learn.

18:31That's what I should do.

18:32I should learn how to drive.

18:33Learn how to drive in Bristol.

18:34We have the best roads in the UK.

18:36Is that true?

18:37I don't know.

18:38I'm just trying to get you to come with me.

18:39Look, we'll buy a house with really high ceilings.

18:42With what money?

18:43And we'll fill up the shelves all the way to the top.

18:45With all the novels that I'm apparently going to write.

18:47With all the novels you will write.

18:49And we'll have dinners with wine.

18:52We'll make a five-year plan.

18:57Wine makes you ill.

19:00And I don't think I'm ready for a five-year plan.

19:02I don't even have a one-day plan.

19:03Because in order to have a plan, you have to know what you want.

19:09Okay, okay, let's scratch that.

19:11The point is, you can be whoever you want to be.

19:15And I'll be whoever you need me to be.

19:18Noah.

19:20Thousands of people we can be.

19:21So many worlds we can live in.

19:23We have to live in this one.

19:29The real one.

19:35In this one you go.

19:40I'm staying.

19:41You can't.

19:43You can't.

19:44Look, Evie, I have been unknowable.

19:46Let me try and be normal.

19:52I've always known you.

19:56We never really had to meet, did we?

20:01And if you stay, we'll just...

20:03We'll keep going deeper and deeper until our brains fucking explode.

20:07And you'll be sat there with my brains all over your face,

20:12thinking I didn't do any of the things I wanted to achieve in my life.

20:18It's not the right time, is it?

20:21Please.

20:25You have to get on that train, Noah.

20:28You have to move this forwards.

20:33Please.

20:37I'll never get better if you stay.

20:41I need to do this on my own.

20:47Okay.

20:53Okay.

20:57Oh, a shit ending.

20:59Yeah.

21:03We can whack a great soundtrack on it.

21:06It'll be fine.

21:07It's not fair.

21:08I can whack a great soundtrack on it.

21:08What?

21:09Ah.

21:09The music.

21:10Oh.

21:11Oh.

21:18Oh.

21:22Stop.

21:23Oh.

21:24Oh.

21:25Oh.

21:26Oh.

21:28Oh.

21:29Okay.

21:30Oh.

21:31Oh.

21:33Oh.

21:35Oh.

21:36Oh.

21:37Oh, baby, we were coming to get you.

21:49Ziggy's dad's going to get his junk leads.

21:50Night in shining armour.

21:52Well fit.

21:53So, where's our prince?

21:56Are you to the love story?

22:00Where's the love story?

22:03Yes, baby.

22:04Oh, look, tell me you snucked him.

22:11Fucking hell.

22:21I saw Romeo Montague with a face like a slapped arse earlier.

22:25You broke up?

22:26Yeah.

22:26So you really are a spinster now.

22:28You might even qualify as a form back, you know.

22:31Genius.

22:32Your mate didn't stay?

22:33No.

22:34Tough luck, house arrest.

22:36No job, no mates.

22:37Callum!

22:39Sorry.

22:41Oi.

22:42Or yourself.

22:44Yeah.

22:50See you later, Amisham.

22:51Now, I don't have to go out if you want some company.

23:02Steph says she's more than happy to come and sit with the girls.

23:05No, you two go.

23:06Have fun.

23:07What do you want you going to do?

23:08Guilty.

23:09I don't know if Steph's going to do Barry Gibbs, but we'll see.

23:13I just hate how early these places close.

23:15It's like I just want to carry on.

23:16I want to carry on.

23:18Yeah?

23:18What are you going to do?

23:22I don't know.

23:24It's good.

23:27It's good, though.

23:28Okay.

23:33I don't know.

23:34Okay, Havers

23:47Cannot believe you got into my head

23:49But it kind of worked

23:50So maybe you're not full Froot Loops

23:53I've been thinking about why you pissed me off

23:56And I realise maybe it's because we're similar

23:58Me and you

23:59You lock the door from it all

24:01And I pedal away

24:02You can't go out and I can't stay in

24:05I thought that was the sum total of us

24:07But seeing you cycle off on my bike

24:09I have to admit I was pretty impressed

24:11You changed the game

24:13You made me reckon

24:14Maybe one day Mrs Mertz will let me back in school

24:17And maybe I'll kick the urinal a bit

24:20But not off the wall

24:21For someone so tapped

24:23You're pretty determined, you know

24:25And maybe if you keep trying to leave the gaff

24:27I'll keep trying not to be huddling

24:29I've read this book till it got boring

24:32And this quote made me think of you

24:34I must be taken as I've been made

24:38The success is not mine

24:41The failure is not mine

24:43But the two together make me

24:46Tell anyone about this

24:50And I'll get you

24:51From Callum

24:53Happy New Year Callum

24:55I can't believe she can go places now

25:07But we're still in the fucking garage

25:08It's the carry-on, Isabelle

25:10It's not the garage

25:11It's just the garage, Sue

25:12Where is Madam with the shampoo?

25:15Right, come on

25:16It's game time

25:17One, two, one, two

25:19Right, let's play Under the Rug

25:21Or

25:21Shot

25:23Under the Rug

25:24Yeah, tell the truth

25:25Tell the truth

25:26Mum, you start

25:27Yeah

25:27Mm-mm

25:28Oh, come on, Sue

25:30Don't be boring

25:31Fine

25:32Okay, I'd rather be in the good room

25:34What about Evie's lasagna?

25:37It's delicious

25:38Mum, the truth

25:39Okay, fine, it's vile

25:41But nobody tell her

25:44And

25:44I really fancy Ziggy's dad

25:47Mint

25:50Right, come on

25:52Izzy, Izzy

25:52Well, your turn

25:53Um

25:55I'm actually a bit loaded

25:56From all the dogs

25:57Hey, you're loaded

25:58Yeah, loaded

26:00Steph, you're next

26:01And I want to ask you yours

26:03Right

26:03Um

26:03What was your job?

26:05Oh

26:05No boo

26:10Oh, come on

26:11Samit

26:14I am two weeks sober

26:18Oh

26:19Samit

26:22Oh, it's New Year's Eve, darling

26:24It doesn't count

26:25Baby girl

26:28Hi

26:29Hey, does anyone want some more lasagna?

26:32Oh, me please

26:33What's so funny?

26:37Nothing

26:38We're just

26:38We're just playing under the rug

26:40Oh, okay

26:41I have decided

26:49Even though I might be terrified every day for the rest of my life

26:52I'm not going to let it stop me from making stuff happen

26:55Oh

26:57Fair fox, girlies

27:00Fair fox

27:02Oh, Jesus Christ

27:03It's nearly midnight, everyone outside

27:05I think he's dad's doing fireworks

27:07I just need to set up the lyrics for the Auld Lang Syne sing-song

27:12Don't think we need the lyrics for the Auld Lang Syne sing-song, babe

27:14Mum, it's my personality

27:16Yeah

27:17It's your personality

27:19Right

27:21See you outside when you're ready

27:23Mum, let's go

27:25Nice

27:25Okay

27:26I'm going to go in the firework

27:27What's that?

27:27Step

27:28Come on

27:30Woo

27:30Oh, yes

27:31Yes, sir

27:32I'm in

27:32I'm going to get you out of the bed

27:35Woo

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28:25THE END

28:55THE END

29:25THE END

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