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00:00Come on.
00:30Come on.
01:00Come on.
01:30Come on.
01:32You're fine.
01:34You are fine.
01:37Let's just go.
01:42Happy birthday to you.
01:44Happy birthday to you.
01:56Happy birthday to you.
02:08Make a wish.
02:12Thanks, everyone.
02:14Oh, Vivi.
02:15Your mouth is bleeding.
02:17Should we have a chat in privacy?
02:19No, I'm fine.
02:20Are you sure you're okay?
02:21I'm fine.
02:22You don't see me.
02:23I'm fine.
02:24I'm fine.
02:25I'm fine.
02:26I'm fine.
02:30What, Mum's mum again?
02:32Vivi.
02:33Are you all right, love?
02:34I'm going to remember.
03:04Evie, what's going on?
03:09I don't know.
03:11Come here.
03:12It's okay.
03:13You're safe.
03:14You're safe now.
03:16Evs?
03:17Evs, it's okay.
03:18Can we get inside?
03:19You're okay.
03:20Oh, my baby girl.
03:34Do you want to run away?
03:38What's your deepest wish?
03:43Why are you on a boat, babe?
03:47What do you want?
03:50Josh, you're kind of squishing me.
04:04I need to get up.
04:34What are you doodling in there?
04:41Mind your own.
04:43Must be nice to work on a Saturday.
04:46In what world is it nice to work on a weekend?
04:49I don't know.
04:50Just Saturdays and birthdays and Christmases.
04:54There's just too much pressure to be happy on them.
04:57Okay.
04:58It's kind of magical where you work.
05:01The bacon sandwiches in the cafe.
05:04The cushions and the table books.
05:06Helping people choose how they're going to express themselves through textiles and interiors.
05:11Wherever you're imagining isn't where I work, Evie.
05:16Okay.
05:18Who's out?
05:19Joshy.
05:20You all right?
05:21Not really.
05:22Uh, last night.
05:23Mm-mm.
05:24You know what I'm thinking?
05:25I think we need a big fat potter.
05:26I'll get my coat.
05:27Yes.
05:28I think I could eat marmalade on toast all day, every day.
05:30Maybe you should put that on the advert.
05:31Must supply marmalade.
05:32Maybe you should move in with Paddington beer.
05:33Oh, God.
05:34No, no, no, no, no.
05:35We would fight.
05:36Have we had any bites on the room?
05:37Not yet.
05:38Right.
05:39Well, time is of the essence.
05:40Really not long to go.
05:41I'll get my coat.
05:42I'll get my coat.
05:43I'll get my coat.
05:44Yes.
05:45I think I could eat marmalade on toast all day, every day.
05:47Maybe you should put that on the advert.
05:48Must supply marmalade.
05:49Maybe you should move in with Paddington beer.
05:50Oh, God.
05:51No, no, no, no, no.
05:52We would fight.
05:54Have we had any bites on the room?
05:57Not yet.
05:58Right.
05:59Well, time is of the essence.
06:03Really not long to go.
06:05Have you spoken to the girl?
06:08I think my tardiness just upset her.
06:11Yeah.
06:12Are you guys...
06:14You're still a lion.
06:15What?
06:16The whiskers are still on your face.
06:20Oh, God.
06:22The whiskered doctor.
06:25That will not do, will it?
06:28That will not do.
06:30That will not do.
06:31That will not do.
06:32That will not do.
06:37All in the mood.
06:38Okay.
06:39That's all.
06:40That will not do.
06:41That will not do, the whiskers.
06:42It will not do.
06:43But they will not do that.
06:44You will mnie.
06:45Get back.
06:47That will not do, will it?
06:48Let's make it look.
06:49Let's take a quick look.
06:50Let's take a quick look.
06:51Let's take a quick look.
06:52Right.
06:53Let's take a quick look.
06:54Hi.
07:14Hi.
07:16Just came to say hello.
07:19Hello.
07:22Can I come in?
07:24Hello.
07:25Hello.
07:26Hello.
07:27Hello.
07:28Hello.
07:29Hello.
07:30Hello.
07:31Want a tea, then?
07:34Or...?
07:35Yes, please.
07:37What are you laughing at?
07:40I'm not laughing.
07:41Just...
07:42It doesn't look right on you.
07:45Well, you are laughing, mate.
07:48Where's Suzanne?
07:53Sue's?
07:54Yeah, Sue's.
07:56She's with Josh.
07:58Pottering.
08:02Pottering.
08:03Pottering.
08:04What's funny about that?
08:05Jesus, not everyone spends their Saturdays divorcing people.
08:06Or whatever it is you do for fun.
08:07Okay, is this because I was late?
08:08When?
08:09Last night, Bristol.
08:10The trains were cancelled.
08:11I did try.
08:12Oh, God.
08:13Don't worry about that.
08:14We had a great time.
08:15We had a great time.
08:16Okay.
08:17Do my fucking head in.
08:18You do my fucking head in.
08:19You do your own milk.
08:20You do your own milk.
08:21You do your own milk.
08:22Oh.
08:23Have a whiff of that, Sue's.
08:24Oh.
08:25Have a whiff of that, Sue's.
08:26Oh, yeah, that's the one.
08:27Oh, yeah, that's the one.
08:28You do my fucking head in.
08:29Do your own milk.
08:30Oh.
08:31Have a whiff of that, Sue's.
08:32Do my fucking head in.
08:38You do my fucking head in.
08:45Do your own milk.
08:50Oh, have a whiff of that, Suze.
08:54Oh yeah, that's the one.
08:58Winter nights.
09:00Oh, that is good though.
09:03Have a bounce on here.
09:06Oh yeah, that's good.
09:08It's not too soft.
09:09Yeah.
09:12Do you want to go, Iz?
09:13Look at the face.
09:15Sorry, no boss business, girl.
09:17Shouldn't be seen bouncing on beds.
09:18Boss business?
09:19Yeah, well, she's...
09:21Put my foot in it again.
09:23I'm not doing it anymore.
09:24No, you should.
09:25She should what?
09:26I was just...
09:27I was just thinking about making the dog stuff more official.
09:30Official?
09:31Yeah, like turn it into a proper thing full time.
09:33Yeah, like, you know, expand it.
09:35Like business cards.
09:36Full kit caboodle.
09:37And then she can hand her notice in here at Snoresville.
09:40Oh, okay.
09:41I couldn't even think of her name and then I realised it was just stupid anyway and just a risk.
09:44So...
09:45Oh, you're the dog whisperer though.
09:46No, I agree with you, Isabelle.
09:48I don't think you should be spaffing your hard-earned savings on business cards.
09:52Spaff?
09:53Oh dear hells, who's that?
09:54Yeah, you know, just stay in your lane.
09:56How much discount do you get in here?
10:10Three percent.
10:11Ooh, that is tasty.
10:13Why, do you need something?
10:14Well, yeah, I'm just thinking like all my stuff's strewn all over the place.
10:17You know, it must be making the little one even more mad.
10:20Not mad, not more, either.
10:22You know what I mean.
10:23You want your own chest of drawers?
10:25Have you spoke to Eves about it?
10:27A little tidy room, tidy mind, all that.
10:30I've got a bit of dosh.
10:31Okay.
10:32Okay.
10:33Nice.
10:34I'll do a recce.
10:46Oh, hello, kitty.
10:47Hello, puss.
10:49Ew.
10:50What, has it got allergies?
10:51No, you saying puss.
10:53Oh.
10:54So how was it then?
10:58Did you make any friends?
11:00Not really.
11:02You didn't make one friend?
11:05There was a guy called Miles.
11:07He, um, talked about squash quite a lot.
11:10Of course he did.
11:11His name is Miles.
11:15What about Tia?
11:19Her name popped up on your phone.
11:20It was next to me, wasn't it, so...
11:22Okay.
11:23Snoop Doggy Dog.
11:24This is why we shouldn't have phones in Film Club.
11:29Go on then, what was she like?
11:31She was, um, fine.
11:33Uh, fine.
11:36Or fine.
11:38She was quite funny, actually.
11:40Yeah.
11:41Do you know when someone's a bit, um, lawyer-y?
11:44Yeah.
11:45Do I know when someone's a bit lawyer-y?
11:47Yeah.
11:49Well, yeah.
11:50She was just a bit, you know, lawyer-y.
11:52Mm-hmm.
11:53Kindred spirits, then.
11:54Sense of humour, but an affinity for rules.
11:56Wearing wigs, ruining lives.
11:58Affinity towards, actually, but yeah.
12:00Ugh.
12:03Funny how?
12:04Funny like a clown.
12:05Funny like I amuse you, I make you laugh.
12:07She was just quite funny.
12:11Sounds like she's the one, kid.
12:16You believe in that?
12:18The one?
12:19Yeah.
12:20We must have had this conversation before.
12:22We haven't.
12:23But our navel-gazing knows no bounds.
12:24Yeah, not this.
12:25Wow.
12:27Okay, then no.
12:28Obviously not.
12:29Really?
12:31Yeah, we have many ones.
12:32Many ones.
12:33Loads of ones.
12:34Don't you think?
12:36Well, I think there's such a thing as one right person.
12:41You mean that?
12:42One, one.
12:43Yeah.
12:44But you're clever.
12:48What you can do about that, then?
12:51Oh, God.
12:55Right, shoes off.
12:57Where is this poltergeist?
13:00Where the hell are we?
13:01If a cat has made it into the good room, Mum's going to lose her mind.
13:04The good room?
13:05Yeah.
13:06It's reserved only for the good times.
13:07We shouldn't be in here.
13:09Isn't this a good time?
13:12Also, since when?
13:15Mum says just in case.
13:17The God Room.
13:18The God Room, yeah.
13:21Hello?
13:23What's she saying?
13:24Are we going to be okay?
13:25It's got a rhythm to it.
13:26Right?
13:27Yeah.
13:28Is this blasphemy?
13:29It's absolute sacrilege, yeah.
13:30Yeah.
13:31Sorry.
13:33That's prime shellac, that.
13:35Shall we talk to Evie first?
13:38You've got his hopes up now.
13:43So does he live with us now?
13:45I don't know, Isabel.
13:46You don't know?
13:47No, I don't know.
13:48It's your house.
13:49It's our house.
13:50Does Evie want him living there?
13:51Well, he's there all the time anyway.
13:53Yeah, but to actually full on move in without talking about it.
13:56Bloody hell.
13:57It's just a chest of drawers, babe.
13:58She might feel a bit trapped.
14:01Rich.
14:03I know what you were doing last night.
14:05Oh, for fuck's sake, Mum.
14:06I was just trying to help.
14:07Ever since Evie's came home, you've had tunnel vision.
14:10Cut down on work, you don't even go to Fizzy Fridays anymore.
14:13How can I go to Fizzy Fridays when it's Filmy Fridays?
14:16I know what I'm doing, because I'm a grown-up, and I don't need you meddling in my life.
14:20I think we've found a winner.
14:32What?
14:35God, you really went for it, Evie.
14:40Yeah.
14:42But you hate it.
14:44It's your favourite film, isn't it?
14:47I felt obliged.
14:51Ah.
14:53Ah, so you saw the text.
14:54This is why you're being such a sour puss.
14:57Will you stop saying puss?
14:58Puss.
14:59Look, I went all formal with her, because I was...
15:01But you were nervous.
15:02Yeah.
15:03Oh, so you admit, she did make you nervous.
15:05I was nervous, because I was in a brand new environment with squash players, and the suit was not suiting.
15:11It was not right.
15:12And...
15:14You weren't there.
15:20Well, at least I never have to watch that horror show again once we say goodbye, thank God.
15:24It doesn't have to be goodbye, though, does it?
15:26You know what I mean.
15:27Of course it's not.
15:28Of course not.
15:29Got our whole lives ahead of us.
15:30Yeah, it's all up for grabs.
15:31Then fuck off with the goodbye shit.
15:33You fuck off.
15:37I'm gonna miss you.
15:41You're not gonna need to miss me.
15:44Elle Woods.
15:45Because I'm gonna be there cheering you on.
15:47From the dock.
15:48Is it called the dock?
15:50We can call it that, sure.
15:51Yeah.
15:52We can go to the harbour side after.
15:57You looked up.
15:58Obviously.
15:59You been stalking me?
16:00Yeah.
16:01Aw.
16:02Go into a bookshop for hours, have nice coffees.
16:05Your first novel's in the window.
16:06The reviews.
16:07Compelling.
16:08Strange.
16:09Four stars.
16:10Four?
16:11No-one wants a five-star debut.
16:12That's true, actually.
16:13We could have champagne to celebrate.
16:15Champagne in my big house full of furniture.
16:17Yeah.
16:18Thin glasses.
16:19Old chairs.
16:20Slightly musty smell, like its owner.
16:22Musty?
16:23Like a paper bag?
16:25No, it's more like...
16:28Malt.
16:30Okay.
16:31I'll psych off Bristol after a while, move to New York.
16:34And you'll come.
16:36Yeah.
16:37The hardest lawyer in Manhattan.
16:38And you come?
16:41Yeah.
16:42Oh, no, I'm gonna be there.
16:43Walking around Central Park, wearing a turtleneck,
16:45pretending it's not itchy.
16:47I'll help you with your Christmas tree.
16:49You'll run to me on New Year's Eve,
16:51and I'll tell you that I hate you.
16:52You won't mean it.
16:53I won't mean it.
16:54And you'll wear big glasses and shirts
16:56and do captivating tours.
16:58At Carnegie Hall.
16:59That'll last until the wee hours of the night.
17:00You'll smoke a cigar.
17:01Only on Tuesdays.
17:02Never around the kids.
17:03All seven of them.
17:04Eight.
17:05Leave the youngest at home on Christmas.
17:08You are so naff.
17:09Where's Kevin?
17:10Kevin!
17:12He'll be so cool.
17:13He'll be so happy.
17:14Great soundtrack.
17:15Oh, Morricone.
17:27Eve, do you even want to go back to that job?
17:30Jesus, no.
17:33I know the position's still open to you,
17:35if you still want it, but...
17:36You have to bring us back down to earth, don't you?
17:39Boom.
17:44I'm saying I have an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it.
17:59And now the dream is over and the insect is awake.
18:05I'm transforming.
18:06Evie, Evie, if you're watching this in the future, then I hope you're enjoying this, but I'll probably be a fly.
18:17Noah, I know what I'm gonna do tomorrow.
18:19And the next day, and the next year, and the year after that, I'm shaking the dust off this crummy old town and I'm gonna see the world.
18:27Italy, Greece, the Parthenon, the Coliseum, then I'll come back here, go to college, see what they have to say.
18:32And then I'm gonna build things.
18:35Skyscrapers, a hundred stories high, and I'm gonna make bridges a hundred miles long.
18:47You will, you know.
18:49See it all.
18:53Not really looking that way, is it?
18:55How intense would you say the malaise is at present on a scale from one to malaise?
19:03It's better than it was, actually.
19:06You told me you had that thing in the mornings before school, when you were little, when you couldn't pick up the cereal spoon.
19:14Oh, good. Yeah. The exhaustion.
19:17Like, no grip.
19:19Heavy.
19:20Can't grasp.
19:21Jelly. No bones.
19:22Yeah.
19:24That's what it feels like.
19:26All the time.
19:28It's like I can't hold on to anything.
19:32But it's better in here.
19:35Okay.
19:38Sometimes I try and trick myself into doing the thing before my brain realises I'm doing it.
19:45But then it catches up and I can't.
19:49Can't pick up the spoon.
19:51Yeah.
19:54But Eve's just...
19:56Just stepping out there.
19:58Taking one step, you know?
20:00I know.
20:01Starting there.
20:02No bones, Noah.
20:04It's a physical thing. I stopped working.
20:06So your legs don't work?
20:08Yep. My legs go. It all goes. Don't laugh.
20:11I'm not laughing.
20:13You stopped working.
20:14Yeah.
20:15And everyone's watching.
20:16Who?
20:18Just...
20:19Everyone that was...
20:20No one's watching.
20:22It's too much pressure.
20:24It's like I step outside and I'm ass crack naked and everyone's got their popcorn out.
20:27No one cares about your crack shot.
20:29It's okay, Noah.
20:31I don't think you're talking rubbish.
20:33Stop.
20:35No one actually cares.
20:36Noah, stop.
20:37What are you doing?
20:38I don't know. What am I doing?
20:39What am I doing?
20:40What is anything?
20:41What is anything, really?
20:42What is anything, really?
20:43Noah, are you okay?
20:44Huh?
20:45Yeah?
20:46What the hell are you doing?
20:47Put your clothes on!
20:48This is happening, men.
20:49What's happening?
20:50Oh, my God.
20:51Merry Christmas, lads!
20:52Merry Christmas, number 51!
20:53Merry Christmas, this is Quarter Shop!
20:55No!
20:56No!
20:57No!
20:58No!
20:59No!
21:00No!
21:01No!
21:02No!
21:03No!
21:04No!
21:05No!
21:06No!
21:07No!
21:08No!
21:09No!
21:10Christmas, there's this quarter shop!
21:11Noah!
21:13What are you doing?
21:18Oh, he's lost it.
21:24Oh.
21:25See?
21:26No one cares!
21:27Look at me, I'm Jimmy Stewart!
21:30See?
21:32Do you know what you want?
21:34I'm dancing in my pants!
21:36I'm dancing in my pants!
21:37No one actually cares!
21:54It is. You have to go for it.
21:58Leave this place and go pro with the dogs.
22:01Do you reckon?
22:02Yeah, you've got to. It's your pash.
22:04And you're more than capable.
22:07Yeah.
22:08Yeah.
22:09Mum doesn't think so.
22:14Uno memento.
22:15Paula Tualetto.
22:17Look at that, 29.
22:19Suso.
22:26Homestead Hounds.
22:28What? Homestead Hounds, that's the name?
22:31Think it could be great?
22:35Yeah.
22:37No, that's good.
22:39I'll contribute to the business cards.
22:41As long as they're classy.
22:44Let's do this.
22:45How did you do that?
22:58You weirdo.
22:59Oh, we need popcorn.
23:02So your legs don't work?
23:03No.
23:04Get on the back of here then.
23:05No.
23:06Get on the back.
23:07No.
23:08Get on the back.
23:09No.
23:10Get on the back.
23:11No.
23:12Get on the back.
23:13Really?
23:14Yeah.
23:15Really?
23:16Really not getting on.
23:17Go away.
23:18Go away.
23:19Go away.
23:20Go away.
23:21Go away.
23:22Go away.
23:23Go away.
23:24Go away.
23:26Go away.
23:27Go away.
23:28Go away.
23:32Go away.
23:33Go away.
23:34Go away.
23:35Go away.
23:36Go away.
23:37Go away.
23:38Go away.
24:37Oh, it's Sammy.
24:57Pick it up.
24:58Really?
24:58Yeah, she'll be stressy.
25:01Hello, darling.
25:04Yep, yep, all good.
25:07No, he's here with me now.
25:08Okay, okay.
25:11Hello, darling.
25:13Hi, darling.
25:15Hold me closer to your mouths.
25:16My speaker's fucked.
25:19I wasn't mean to that rather fuckable lion, was I?
25:23No, no, not at all.
25:25All good.
25:27Evelyn?
25:27You didn't do anything wrong.
25:31Is my coat there?
25:37Hello?
25:39Keeping it safe.
25:42Phew.
25:42Hey, remember life ruined a Liz?
25:48Are you there?
25:50Mm-hmm.
25:50Liz, yeah.
25:51Yeah, turns out she's actually lovely.
25:53She just has a personality disorder.
25:55Anyway, she does Reiki now, and I thought that might help you, darling.
25:59She says she'll come over and do it for free.
26:05Evie?
26:06Reiki, yeah.
26:08Right, you two are boring me.
26:09Listen to me.
26:18I have to leave.
26:21I have to.
26:23I know.
26:24It's okay.
26:25What are you doing?
26:26Stop doing that.
26:27I'm not doing anything.
26:31I have to go.
26:33The job, yeah.
26:36No.
26:38Right now.
26:39We should talk about this.
26:48You don't want this.
27:09I'll put the kettle on.
27:28Put that in there.
27:28Yeah.
27:36You don't want to go.
27:37You don't want to go.
28:08This is Noah Harmein. Please leave me a message. I'll call you back.
28:35I missed you today.
28:38What would I do without you, Bova?
28:51I missed you today.
28:53I missed you today.
28:55I missed you today.
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