00:00Uh, hello?
00:02Hello mate.
00:04Uh, I don't know if you can help me.
00:07I've done a poo in your garden.
00:10Sorry, what? You don't know what?
00:13I've done a poo in your garden.
00:16Any chance I can wipe me out?
00:18What in the f***? Who are you?
00:20It is 6 in the mornings. Who are you?
00:23Me? I'm just Jack. Good old Jack.
00:28Listen.
00:30Alright, but why are you in my garden doing poo?
00:32Look, look. Don't worry about all that.
00:35I need to wipe me hands.
00:37Can you come and clean it up for us, yeah?
00:39Look, I've made a bit of a mess here.
00:42What?
00:44I've made a mess.
00:46But why are you doing poo in my garden?
00:48Look.
00:49It is 6 in the morning. Why are you doing poo in my garden?
00:52I, I, I ain't got time for this s***, yeah?
00:56I've done a s*** in your garden.
01:00Right?
01:01Look.
01:02But who are you? Why are you here?
01:04Why are you here doing poo?
01:06Because I'm here. I'm here. You're there.
01:09What's the problem? Come on.
01:10Yeah, I know you're here. I see you're here.
01:12But it's 6 in the morning.
01:14No, that's okay. Shut up.
01:16This boy doing poo in the garden.
01:18You're raking on my mother now.
01:20Listen, it's been a long night, yeah?
01:23I need to wipe me hands, yeah?
01:26Look, I've gotta, I've gotta go to work.
01:29Seriously.
01:31Look.
01:32But it's 6 in the morning, so you do a poo.
01:34I'm not letting you do poo in my house.
01:36Mate, I've done a poo in your garden.
01:39If you want me to do it in your house, I'll do it in your house, but...
01:42No, no, you can't do poo in the house.
01:44You can't bring your poo inside my house.
01:46You've got to poo in your hand.
01:47Look.
01:48No, no, no, no, no.
01:49Don't touch camera.
01:50Step back.
01:51You've got to poo in your hand.
01:52It's all over me. Look, look.
01:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:55Don't put it near the door.
01:58No, seriously.
02:01I need to come and wipe me hands.
02:04If you can just come and clear up.
02:05Go to your house.
02:06Why are you here by my house?
02:07I don't know who you are.
02:09I'm going to call the police.
02:11I'm going to call police.
02:12I'm going to call police.
02:14You don't need the police.
02:15All you need to do is come and clear up.
02:17I'm going to call police because you do a poo in my garden.
02:19Have you got a tissue?
02:21Have you got...
02:22A tissue to clean poo.
02:23To clean poo.
02:24Yeah, please.
02:26Come on, seriously.
02:27But why are you doing poo in my garden?
02:30Oh, God.
02:31Why are you doing a poo in my garden?
02:34I don't know why I did it.
02:36I just did it.
02:37But I need to wipe me hands, yeah?
02:39You stand there on your garden.
02:41But why are you here in my garden?
02:43You need to come and clear it.
02:44But why are you here in my garden?
02:46I ain't got time.
02:47But I'm not going to clean your poo.
02:49You need to stay there and clean poo yourself.
02:52Are you actually listening to me?
02:54Get in my bag.
02:56Jesus.
02:57No, no, no.
02:58You need a bag.
02:59You need to...
03:00I'm going to...
03:01I'm not going to give you.
03:02I'm going to throw a bag from window.
03:04And then you need to clean it.
03:05I don't...
03:06No.
03:07You need to come and clear it.
03:08Right?
03:09It's your house.
03:10So you come and clear it up.
03:11But it's your poo.
03:12It's your poo.
03:13But it's not my house, is it?
03:15It's not my garden.
03:16You need to come and clear it up.
03:18It's just...
03:19But you don't poo in my garden.
03:21You don't poo in my garden.
03:23Seriously, I ain't got the time for this.
03:25How about I do poo in your garden?
03:27You can, but I won't be there, would I?
03:29Because I'm here.
03:30Come on.
03:32You're just making a mug out of me now.
03:34Come on.
03:36No, no, no.
03:37You do poo in my garden,
03:38and now you're going to pay for it.
03:40How can I pay for doing the poo?
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