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00:00:00Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
00:00:27I'd like to thank you all for flying with me today.
00:00:30Especially the man with the small monkey who visited the flight deck earlier.
00:00:34We'll be on the ground shortly, and I hope you'll enjoy your visit.
00:00:37For those young men who'll be staying over, my phone number is 73421.
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00:01:17What?
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00:01:23Oh, man.
00:01:24What!
00:01:25Oh, man.
00:01:26How are you doing?
00:01:27Fine.
00:01:28What was the visit?
00:01:29Well, we're, um, students.
00:01:31And we're going to be working at the Royal Saint Kids Hotel.
00:01:36Nice.
00:01:37Are you a Visa?
00:01:38Visa.
00:01:39I don't got a Visa.
00:01:40I got a Master charge.
00:01:42Next.
00:01:48Weren't you in that Uncola commercial?
00:01:55What's your password?
00:01:56I hope they don't find your stash.
00:01:58Bitch, they don't check in one bag.
00:02:01Do you have anything to declare the customs?
00:02:03No.
00:02:12Is this all you have?
00:02:13Yeah.
00:02:14You don't think it's enough?
00:02:15What is this?
00:02:17That's a grass skirt.
00:02:23I bid you a buck.
00:02:24I score with a silencer that's driving.
00:02:26This must be, like, so exotic.
00:02:28You're on.
00:02:29All right.
00:02:31Sweetheart.
00:02:33Oh, shit.
00:02:35Give it to him.
00:02:37Who does your hair?
00:02:42No.
00:02:53Has the monogram China arrived from Germany and been entered in the inventory?
00:02:56Yes, sir.
00:02:57Have the housemaids been briefed about the new air conditioning units?
00:02:59Yes, sir.
00:03:00Have you ordered the cut flowers for the hotel guest room?
00:03:03Yes, sir.
00:03:04It should be clearly understood, Martin.
00:03:06I want no repeat of last year's fiasco.
00:03:08That's why I hired you.
00:03:10Sit down, please.
00:03:11Sir, well, thank you, sir, for giving me the opportunity to help us straighten this out.
00:03:15Yes, yes, yes.
00:03:16I'm sure you'll realize.
00:03:17Our summer help resents our rules and regulations and don't give a damn about the hotel or its reputation.
00:03:23For instance, last year, one of our most trusted boys consumed the entire contents of my private liquor cabinet and then tried to jump the swimming pool in my new view.
00:03:32Why, you should have seen the mess.
00:03:34There was debris all over the patio dining room.
00:03:36It was terrible.
00:03:37Why, I couldn't even suck it up with the vacuum.
00:03:39Williams!
00:03:40Go away.
00:03:41Well, if I must.
00:03:43So this year, I want maximum discipline.
00:03:45You got that, Martin?
00:03:47Yes, sir.
00:03:48As you well know, sir, I've built my reputation on discipline.
00:03:51Honey!
00:03:52Ow!
00:03:53Look at this guy!
00:03:54Woo!
00:03:55Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:03:56My name is Mr. Martin.
00:03:57I'm the manager of the Royal St. Kitts Hotel.
00:03:59I'll be your supervisor here for the next few weeks.
00:04:01Can everyone hear me?
00:04:02No, we're all deaf.
00:04:03I heard that.
00:04:04I said, can everyone hear me?
00:04:05Yes.
00:04:06Yes, sir.
00:04:07Yes, sir.
00:04:08Yes, what?
00:04:09Yes, sir.
00:04:10Yes, what?
00:04:11Yes, sir.
00:04:12Yes, what?
00:04:13Yes, what?
00:04:14Yes, sir.
00:04:15Yes, what?
00:04:16Yes, sir!
00:04:17Hey, whoa!
00:04:19I'm the manager of the Royal St. Kitts Hotel.
00:04:21I'll be your supervisor here for the next few weeks.
00:04:23Can everyone hear me?
00:04:24Can everyone hear me?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:26Yes, what?
00:04:27Yes, sir.
00:04:28Yes, what?
00:04:29Yes, sir!
00:04:32Hey, whoa!
00:04:33There's one thing I'm going to ask you to do.
00:04:35It is don't mess with my hair.
00:04:36Hey, don't mess with his hair.
00:04:38It's from the east side.
00:04:39How'd you know it's from the east side?
00:04:40I could tell by your hair.
00:04:42Did that nightstick previously belong to your sister?
00:04:45What?
00:04:46First, who does your hair?
00:04:49And second, what did I step on the wrong bus and join the Marines or what?
00:04:56I like that.
00:04:59I like that.
00:05:02You want to be a comedian, son?
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:05Well, that's nice.
00:05:07You see, I sent you a letter yesterday, and I forgot to start me.
00:05:12Hold it right there, you bunch of fuckballs.
00:05:18Now, you listen.
00:05:20This is not a whorehouse, so you put your little peckers on hold.
00:05:25You want to behave like a bunch of punks?
00:05:27I suggest you get on the next plane and get the hell out of here.
00:05:31What about you, east side hair?
00:05:34That's good.
00:05:35That's good.
00:05:36I like that.
00:05:37Let me just think for a second.
00:05:40No.
00:05:41No.
00:05:42No thanks.
00:05:43No thanks what?
00:05:44No thanks, sir.
00:05:45No thanks, sir.
00:05:46Now remember, our motto here at the Royal St. Kitts is, the guest is always right.
00:06:04If he calls you an asshole, then you're an asshole.
00:06:13Weren't you in a movie with Fay Wray?
00:06:16I'll remember that.
00:06:19Please do.
00:06:20Hey, how's it going?
00:06:21Hey, bro.
00:06:22Hey, get moving.
00:06:23So, welcome to the Royal St. Kitts.
00:06:24Yeah, welcome.
00:06:25How's your foot?
00:06:26How's it going?
00:06:27How's it going?
00:06:28How's it going, guys?
00:06:29So, welcome to the Royal St. Kitts.
00:06:30Yeah, welcome.
00:06:31How's your foot?
00:06:32How's it doing?
00:06:33Okay.
00:06:34How about you, east side hair?
00:06:35Where are you from, anyway?
00:06:36Uh, five push.
00:06:37How'd you get into this mess?
00:06:38I need the bread.
00:06:39For what?
00:06:40For college.
00:06:41Yeah, that's too.
00:06:42No shit.
00:06:43My mom can't afford it.
00:06:44I hear that.
00:06:45Hey, what I want to know is, when are we going to get away?
00:06:47Relax, it'll happen.
00:06:48Oh, yeah?
00:06:49Well, King Kong says he's got our peckers on hold, right?
00:06:51He was down here last year, and after two weeks he was into deficit pussy.
00:06:55Listen, Youngie, you want to go for what they call a cock salad?
00:06:58Yeah.
00:06:59Yeah, what?
00:07:00Yes, sir!
00:07:08Gentlemen.
00:07:09Ready.
00:07:10Hats on.
00:07:11Hats on.
00:07:15Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit.
00:07:18If you're not from Ramsey, you're not worth shit.
00:07:24Bravo, bravo.
00:07:25That's discipline.
00:07:27Uh, Carl Chalkwags, leave the gear.
00:07:32Let the uniformed cretins earn their wages.
00:07:36Brad, get the luggage.
00:07:38Move it!
00:07:41Come on.
00:07:42Gentlemen, welcome to the Royal St. Kitts Hotel.
00:07:46Just assure that our staff will work very hard to give you every satisfaction.
00:07:50Wonderful.
00:07:52I say, boy, be careful.
00:07:55That's expensive gear.
00:07:56Uh, excuse me, sir, excuse me.
00:07:58I'll take care of it.
00:07:59Brad.
00:08:03Welcome to the Royal.
00:08:04Welcome to the Royal.
00:08:05Welcome to the Royal.
00:08:06Welcome, sir.
00:08:07Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:08:08Good job.
00:08:09Thank you very much.
00:08:10The rest of your idiots!
00:08:12Move this luggage!
00:08:14Now, you listen, pea brains.
00:08:16I want you to move this luggage, and I want you to do it right.
00:08:18Do you understand?
00:08:19Yes, Mr. Barton.
00:08:20We just want to keep the flow going, Mr. Barton.
00:08:21We don't want to keep any of the other guests waiting.
00:08:22Just button your lip, boy, Art.
00:08:23Or you'll do it.
00:08:24No, I'll let that college crew do it.
00:08:25I see the bridge team from Roanoke is here.
00:08:26Well, that's good.
00:08:27We'll put them in the dining room, and then we'll have...
00:08:28Oh, I'm sorry.
00:08:29Excuse me, I have to do a shopping.
00:08:30Could I borrow your bus?
00:08:31Yes.
00:08:32I'll be right back.
00:08:33Don't worry about it.
00:08:34Sure.
00:08:35Okay.
00:08:36Here you are, pal.
00:08:37Don't spend it all in one place.
00:08:38Twenty bucks?
00:08:39You must be a millionaire.
00:08:40What'd you do, win the lottery?
00:08:41No.
00:08:42He wanted on that new game show, Mavens for Millions!
00:08:44I know that show!
00:08:45Yeah!
00:08:46That's great!
00:08:47That's great!
00:08:48Congratulations!
00:08:49Well, look, you know, if there's anything you guys need, you know, please call.
00:09:06My name is Marty.
00:09:07Marty Sullivan.
00:09:08Marty.
00:09:09Right on, Marty.
00:09:10Give me five.
00:09:11All right.
00:09:12I love your pants.
00:09:13I love those pants.
00:09:14Oh, get out of here.
00:09:15Don't you just love those upper-class accents?
00:09:18Yeah.
00:09:19I mean, please!
00:09:20You see them trying to pull that crap in downtown Brooklyn?
00:09:24They kill him!
00:09:25They kill him!
00:09:26What the hell are you doing with my clothes, boy?
00:09:30Sorry, sir.
00:09:31It was an accident.
00:09:32Accident?
00:09:33My foot?
00:09:34You did that on purpose.
00:09:35Hey, he said it was an accident.
00:09:37Who asked you, boy?
00:09:39No one, bro.
00:09:41Then don't speak until spoken to.
00:09:44Really?
00:09:45Andrew?
00:09:46Andrew?
00:09:47If he calls me boy one more time, I'm gonna knock him on his preppy little ass!
00:09:53Typhoons!
00:09:54Typhoons!
00:09:55Stand aside!
00:09:56Clear the way!
00:09:57Best damn crew in the USA!
00:09:59What are they doing?
00:10:00Easy.
00:10:01What's going on down here now?
00:10:02Come on!
00:10:03That's not mine!
00:10:04You just...
00:10:05What are you doing?
00:10:06My father bought me that!
00:10:07That one.
00:10:08That one.
00:10:09That one.
00:10:10That one.
00:10:11Listen to me, boy.
00:10:12Don't screw with me.
00:10:13All my crew.
00:10:14Or I'll have you out of here.
00:10:15On the next plane.
00:10:16You got that?
00:10:17Oh, I'm sorry.
00:10:18Oh, I'm sorry.
00:10:19Well, maybe it's a good idea now.
00:10:20I'm sorry.
00:10:21Not to mess with the hotel staff.
00:10:22Come on in!
00:10:23Hello, ladies.
00:10:24Oh, I'm sorry.
00:10:25Oh, I'm sorry.
00:10:26Well, maybe it's a good idea not to mess with the hotel staff.
00:10:31Oh.
00:10:32Oh, I'm sorry.
00:10:33Whoo!
00:10:34Oh, my God!
00:10:35You got that?
00:10:36We're running against the wall, motherfuckers, or I'll phone your heads off.
00:10:37Can we cover, Indiana?
00:10:38It's all right.
00:10:39Make a move.
00:10:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:10:44Well, maybe it's a good idea not to mess with the hotel staff.
00:10:48Hello, ladies.
00:10:53Welcome to the Royal Saint Kitts.
00:10:56Welcome to the Royal Saint Kitts!
00:10:59I'd like to welcome you to the Royal St. Kitts Hotel.
00:11:09Oh, Miltie, come on.
00:11:11Oh, I can't wait to go down to the pool,
00:11:14find myself a lounge chair,
00:11:15snap my fingers for some young Tarzan
00:11:17to go fetch me a martini in a clean tolly.
00:11:20Forget about it.
00:11:22When they see all that white flesh hanging over the webbing,
00:11:24they'll cover you up with a sheet.
00:11:26Enjoying your stay at the St. Kitts?
00:11:29Kitts?
00:11:30The Royal Tits?
00:11:31St. Kitts?
00:11:33Yes, I am. Thank you.
00:11:36You're awfully cute.
00:11:40What's your name?
00:11:41Kenny.
00:11:43How long am I going to be here for?
00:11:44The season.
00:11:47Can I have a sip?
00:11:49Sure.
00:11:50Good afternoon, and welcome to the Royal St. Kitts Hotel.
00:12:06Good afternoon.
00:12:06Good afternoon.
00:12:07Good afternoon.
00:12:08Good afternoon, Mr. and Mrs. Leibowitz.
00:12:31What a pleasure to see you again.
00:12:33My, what a pretty dress.
00:12:34Sears?
00:12:34No, J.C.
00:12:36Penny.
00:12:37Aw.
00:12:38Are the flowers in the room fresh?
00:12:41Of course they're fresh.
00:12:43Good morning.
00:12:44Breakfast is served.
00:12:44Oh, great.
00:12:45Thanks.
00:12:45You could just put it over there.
00:12:47Who's it, Franny?
00:12:48It's the waiter.
00:12:49Room service.
00:12:50Breakfast is served.
00:12:52Do you remember me?
00:12:53I opened the door for you, and when you arrived...
00:12:55Oh, no.
00:12:56I'm sorry.
00:12:57I guess I missed that.
00:13:04Hi.
00:13:05Morning.
00:13:06Um.
00:13:09I hope that you found everything here to your satisfaction.
00:13:12Um, I want you two to remember that the bar is fully stocked.
00:13:17And that the controls for the air conditioning are over in the corner.
00:13:20You can skip the commercial.
00:13:21We've been here before.
00:13:24Okay.
00:13:24I'm going to go take a shower.
00:13:25Um, I want you to know that the management wishes you a very happy stay here.
00:13:35And so do I.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:41No.
00:13:42No, no, no.
00:13:42It's on me.
00:13:44I've never heard of that before.
00:13:46Well, when you're in love, you try anything.
00:13:51Bye.
00:13:52Bye.
00:13:54Bye.
00:13:55Bye.
00:13:58Oh, God.
00:14:03Hey, where do you think you're going, huh?
00:14:052.42.
00:14:06Mrs. Miller.
00:14:07Heaven.
00:14:08If you don't survive, you want to give me your Swiss Army knife?
00:14:10Sure.
00:14:12Hey, what are you smiling about?
00:14:14Had a piece of tail for breakfast?
00:14:15No, no, man.
00:14:16I'm in love, man.
00:14:17I mean, right up to here.
00:14:19You mean right up to here?
00:14:21So who's the lucky lady?
00:14:22Some rich chick who's way out of our class, I suppose?
00:14:25Hey, no, no, no, Kenny.
00:14:26Not this one, man.
00:14:27This one's going to be different.
00:14:28I'm telling you.
00:14:28You should have seen the eye contact we had going, man.
00:14:30She wants me.
00:14:31She wants to get laid by the great Marty Sullivan.
00:14:34You are full of shit, Marty.
00:14:36She's just playing games.
00:14:37She's a prick teaser.
00:14:39She just wants to feel she could make it with whoever she chooses.
00:14:42But in the end, she's going to go for one of her own.
00:14:45Probably one of those assholes from the rowing crew.
00:14:49You got it all wrong, Kenny.
00:14:53You want to bet?
00:14:5420 bucks you don't score.
00:14:5720 bucks?
00:14:5820 bucks.
00:15:01You're on, mighty mouse.
00:15:04What are we doing going around here in circles?
00:15:06This is Miller.
00:15:07Room service.
00:15:19Your breakfast is ready.
00:15:29Hello?
00:15:29Room service.
00:15:45Anybody there?
00:15:50It's your breakfast.
00:15:52Well, Williams, have you anything to report?
00:15:54Oh, yes, sir.
00:15:55Everything is just fabulous.
00:15:57The hotel's almost full.
00:15:58And the sun is shining.
00:16:00And the birds are singing.
00:16:01And I can finally get that operation I need.
00:16:03Cut the crap, Williams.
00:16:04Have you had the drains fixed yet?
00:16:06Oh, yes, sir.
00:16:07Ah, what about the reservations for the production company shooting the TV commercial?
00:16:11Everything is under control, Mr. Bray.
00:16:14Yes, but are you, Williams, are you under control?
00:16:20Now, Martin.
00:16:22Good work with the summer help this year.
00:16:24I like your style.
00:16:26Thank you, sir.
00:16:26Got any more tricks up your sleeve?
00:16:30This is only the beginning, sir.
00:16:42I've only got coffee for one.
00:16:45But we need tea for eight.
00:16:46Hey, frownie, come check out the view.
00:17:01Coming.
00:17:07Come on, the unpacking can wait.
00:17:09Good morning, fair lady.
00:17:14Good morning.
00:17:15I'm your neighbor, Andrew Piermont.
00:17:18Liza French.
00:17:20Charmed.
00:17:25Liza French.
00:17:27I know that name.
00:17:29Didn't you go to Bromfield College?
00:17:33For a couple of years.
00:17:34How did you know that?
00:17:35We met at a semester dance.
00:17:39Just one of the crowd, you know.
00:17:42Well, I must say you have a good memory.
00:17:44Liza, telephone.
00:17:46Excuse me.
00:17:47I'm sure I'll see you later.
00:17:51Who is it?
00:17:53It's a guy.
00:17:53Of course.
00:17:54Who are you talking to outside?
00:17:56Andrew Piermont.
00:17:57Andrew Piermont?
00:17:58He says he remembers me from a dance at Bromfield.
00:18:00Are you kidding?
00:18:01What a line.
00:18:02Is he cute?
00:18:04He looks like the kind of guy who would wear rubber necktie in the shower.
00:18:08Hello?
00:18:09Hello?
00:18:11Who is this?
00:18:13Marty.
00:18:15You remember me.
00:18:16I brought the luggage up to your room.
00:18:17Oh, right.
00:18:19Oh, well, the reason I called was because, um, well, I wanted you to know that if you need
00:18:24anything here, what you got to do is call me because, well, you can't call anybody else
00:18:29because I brought the luggage there and that means I got to take care of you.
00:18:32So call me and I'll be there like any time.
00:18:34Uh, this is the extension that gets you to the lobby.
00:18:37Right.
00:18:38Well, what I can do is I can transfer you very easily by just dialing a couple numbers
00:18:42and it would really be a great pleasure to do that because I just love being of service
00:18:46to our guests.
00:18:53Hello?
00:18:53Hello?
00:18:54Having a good time, Mildy?
00:19:06Terrific.
00:19:08Not getting too excited, are we?
00:19:10I'm getting there, baby.
00:19:12I'm getting there.
00:19:14What do you say we go to the room?
00:19:16No, not yet.
00:19:18I got some coffee.
00:19:20Coffee?
00:19:21I got to have my coffee.
00:19:24Hey, pal.
00:19:25Huh?
00:19:26Yeah, how about, how about bringing us some coffee here?
00:19:29Did you do that?
00:19:30Oh, yes, sir.
00:19:30Coming right up.
00:19:31Right.
00:19:31Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:19:32Where are you from?
00:19:34Uh, New York.
00:19:35New York.
00:19:35East side, yeah.
00:19:36Same as, uh, uh, Marty.
00:19:38Marty.
00:19:39Yeah, we came down here together for the summer.
00:19:41Yeah.
00:19:41Yeah.
00:19:42Listen, uh, let me, let me ask you something.
00:19:44Uh, are you, uh, uh, are you, uh, are you getting any?
00:19:50Uh, no, not yet, sir.
00:19:53No.
00:19:55Hey, look, look over there.
00:19:57How's, how's she look for you?
00:19:59She is very desirable, sir.
00:20:01Why don't you like to make out with her?
00:20:04Who wouldn't?
00:20:06Why, do you know her?
00:20:07No.
00:20:08Well, I can tell you how to do it.
00:20:10Oh, yeah?
00:20:10Right.
00:20:11Come here.
00:20:13Yeah, what's your name?
00:20:14Oh, Chuck.
00:20:15Chuckie, boy.
00:20:16Yeah.
00:20:16You go over to her, Chuckie, boy, and you say, hi, you want to fuck?
00:20:22She says, no, you know, right where you stand, you got nothing to worry about, okay?
00:20:26You haven't wasted any time.
00:20:28And, uh, if she hits me in the head with the poolside table?
00:20:31She's not.
00:20:32Well, if that happens, then you gotta say, well, I guess a blowjob is out of the question.
00:20:45And, uh, if I strike out with that?
00:20:47Well, you gotta ask her to go to the movies.
00:20:49Go for it.
00:20:51Thanks.
00:20:52That wasn't very nice, Milti.
00:20:59Oh, bullshit.
00:21:01The kids gotta learn.
00:21:03That's why they're all down here.
00:21:05They gotta understand it's not just gonna fall into their laps.
00:21:08They gotta be aggressive, right?
00:21:10You don't get anything today anymore by being nice to people.
00:21:14You're gonna come right out with it.
00:21:15You want to or don't you?
00:21:17I wanna.
00:21:19The coffee.
00:21:20I gotta wait for the coffee.
00:21:21Fuck the coffee.
00:21:24I love when you talk dirty.
00:21:27Say that again.
00:21:28What about the coffee?
00:21:30I won't.
00:21:31Okay.
00:21:34Say it again.
00:21:36No, I won't.
00:21:39You like it when I say that?
00:21:40Fuck the coffee, fuck the coffee, fuck the coffee.
00:21:41Fuck the boo.
00:21:45Um.
00:21:47I don't suppose you'd like to go to the movies tonight.
00:21:51Oh, fuck off.
00:21:55Well, I guess a blowjob would really be out of the question then.
00:22:00Not necessarily.
00:22:01Oh, yeah?
00:22:02So do you like what?
00:22:03Swallow it or spit it out, you know?
00:22:05Fuck you.
00:22:06Fuck me?
00:22:07Well, that's kind of what I had in mind.
00:22:09You know, which way do you like it?
00:22:10Because I got the People's Almanac, and it lists the six most favorite popular positions with women, especially women like you.
00:22:16I can tell because you have that kind of body.
00:22:18Have you been with a woman?
00:22:19Yes.
00:22:25Liza, we are going to be here all day.
00:22:28You having trouble?
00:22:42I cannot hit this ball.
00:22:44Yeah, well, uh, this game is very easy if you know how to do it.
00:22:48Can I show you how to do this?
00:22:49Yeah, gladly.
00:22:50Well, here, now, step up to the ball.
00:22:52There's only three things you have to know.
00:22:54Keep your head down.
00:22:56Nice, easy swing.
00:22:58And follow through.
00:23:02Heard that line before.
00:23:03Go for it.
00:23:04That was great.
00:23:10But I didn't hit the ball.
00:23:12Well, you cut your head down.
00:23:14I'll tell you what.
00:23:15You owe me a dollar for getting it on the green.
00:23:16Okay.
00:23:28Wow, you did it!
00:23:32That's pretty good, huh?
00:23:33You owe me a thing!
00:23:37Where are you going?
00:23:40How do you make an eighth and spring?
00:23:43We'll ordinate, we'll ordinate.
00:23:45Winter, summer, fall, and spring.
00:23:48Swing's a thing, a swing's a thing.
00:23:50We lick them from near and far.
00:23:52Row, row, row, row, row, row.
00:23:55Typhoons, typhoons.
00:23:56Stand aside, clear the way.
00:23:59Best damn crew in the USA.
00:24:01Sound off, typhoons.
00:24:02Down, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:24:08In, out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out.
00:24:20Good afternoon, ladies.
00:24:23Marty Sullivan at your service once more.
00:24:25Is this your table?
00:24:27Yes, ma'am.
00:24:29You did not take our order.
00:24:30You are not our waiter.
00:24:31It's the new system here.
00:24:34Is everything to your satisfaction?
00:24:37Very satisfactory.
00:24:44Are you sure?
00:24:45Would you please get lost?
00:24:46Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:24:53Franny, give the guy a break.
00:24:55Look, I just want to eat in peace, that's all.
00:24:57I do not need some slob hanging over me saying,
00:25:00do you want some more coffee, some more jam with your toast?
00:25:02Are you sure you're fine?
00:25:03Let him do his job and get the hell out.
00:25:05I just think you're being a little unfair, that's all.
00:25:08Oh, shit, Liza, they are servants.
00:25:10I mean, did you see him?
00:25:11He probably bought his clothes at Kmart.
00:25:13Shut up, Franny.
00:25:15There's no need to humiliate him.
00:25:17What's the matter?
00:25:17Do you like him?
00:25:18He's interesting, that's all.
00:25:20Interesting?
00:25:21Do you want to go to bed with him?
00:25:23That's ridiculous.
00:25:24I don't even know him.
00:25:25Oh, I'm sorry you haven't been formally introduced.
00:25:29Okay, fine.
00:25:31Excuse me, Sullivan.
00:25:35Oh, you can enter.
00:25:44Um, I would like to formally introduce my friend Liza French to you.
00:25:49She says she finds you rather interesting.
00:25:53Really?
00:25:56Um, the feeling is mutual.
00:25:59So, now that you've been formally introduced, piss off.
00:26:18What's that problem?
00:26:19I don't know, but the one with the brown hair is, like, gorgeous.
00:26:22She's not so bad, and the other went in so bad night.
00:26:24You like her?
00:26:25What, the blonde?
00:26:26I love her.
00:26:27You love her?
00:26:27I love her.
00:26:29Then maybe we should get together and, you know, double date.
00:26:31I wouldn't waste my time.
00:26:32Rinse this.
00:26:32You know, that's the same thing that Kenny said, so I bet him 20 bucks I'd score.
00:26:35If Kenny bit you 20 bucks, you wouldn't score?
00:26:37That's right.
00:26:38Came all the way down here from the east side with your best friend, and he bit you you wouldn't score?
00:26:41That's right.
00:26:41I'll bet you 120.
00:26:43120?
00:26:43That's right.
00:26:45You're on.
00:26:47Guys are nuts, you know that?
00:26:48You got no confidence in me, and besides, you've never seen the real Marty at work.
00:26:51I just saw the real Marty at work, and you sucked.
00:26:54But I could imagine you doing your very best work.
00:26:56Where?
00:26:57In front of the mirror at Kmart, where you buy your clothes.
00:27:00Scare.
00:27:03Oh, sorry.
00:27:05I'll move it.
00:27:06No, no problem.
00:27:06I'll get it.
00:27:07Come on, baby.
00:27:08It's show time.
00:27:11How are you going to get her into the sack?
00:27:13I'll use my greatest asset.
00:27:15What's that?
00:27:16Charm?
00:27:17Well, I'll start with charm.
00:27:19Throw in some pizzazz, a little smooth talk, and if that doesn't work, I'll throw in my trump card.
00:27:25Hey, what's that?
00:27:26I'll beg.
00:27:27I'll beg.
00:27:43Anything from the bar, ladies?
00:27:45No.
00:27:47I'll have a Coke, please.
00:27:48Plenty of ice.
00:27:49One Coke, plenty of ice.
00:27:52Coming right up.
00:27:52Hi, there.
00:28:08May we join you?
00:28:09Sure, why not?
00:28:10Oh.
00:28:17Tweety of two Cokes.
00:28:18Okay.
00:28:19Hey, nice work over there.
00:28:22Yeah.
00:28:22Should have stayed to get the rest of the order.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:28Oh, shoot.
00:28:29I don't think you've met our Cops yet.
00:28:33Bobo Tipton.
00:28:35Hi-ho.
00:28:37It's a pleasure.
00:28:38It's all mine, I'm sure.
00:28:40How long are you guys here for?
00:28:42We jetted in for a few days.
00:28:44We're shooting a TV commercial for Willard Suits.
00:28:48A TV commercial?
00:28:49How exciting.
00:28:50Are there any changes to the storyboard since yesterday, sir?
00:28:53I met with our clients before I left.
00:28:56They are very excited about the whole shoot.
00:28:58We are very much in a go mode.
00:29:00Everyone's room okay?
00:29:01Oh, wonderful.
00:29:02Fantastic.
00:29:04I found a big lizard under my bed last night.
00:29:06Listen, Hans.
00:29:07It wasn't my own, I promise you.
00:29:09Hans, shut up.
00:29:10I was trying to mate with my alligator shoes, I think.
00:29:14We'll start filming the day after tomorrow.
00:29:15That'll give us enough time to plan.
00:29:18And, uh, play some golf.
00:29:21Golf, thanks.
00:29:21Now, I've seen these guys, and they're terrific.
00:29:24I'm expecting to get some really exciting action shots.
00:29:27No problem.
00:29:28I got that cup.
00:29:31Uh-huh.
00:29:32It's New York for you.
00:29:34Oh.
00:29:36Hello?
00:29:39Here you come.
00:29:41Anything else?
00:29:42Yes, boy.
00:29:44Bring me a gin, Fizz.
00:29:45I'd like a martini on the rocks.
00:29:48Oh, that sounds good.
00:29:48Make it two.
00:29:49Oh, and boy.
00:29:53Uh, don't forget to bring us some hors d'oeuvres.
00:29:56Yes, sir.
00:29:58I don't know where they find these people.
00:30:02And who cares?
00:30:03Really?
00:30:04I care.
00:30:05Well, that's right.
00:30:06You got a crush on him.
00:30:08She thinks he's interesting.
00:30:09Are you serious?
00:30:11A crush on him?
00:30:11Oh, you must be joking.
00:30:19Will do.
00:30:20Right.
00:30:22Oh, that is a brilliant idea, sir.
00:30:26Will do.
00:30:27Goodbye.
00:30:27What would you believe?
00:30:40They now want to have two crews having a race with, of course, our crew, the winner.
00:30:45That bullshit is the entire visual aspect of the entire commercial.
00:30:49Now, don't, don't get so nervous, Tal.
00:30:50You're hemorrhoids, really.
00:30:51Why the hell do these guys keep changing their minds all the time?
00:30:54Because they pay the bills.
00:30:57And where, may I ask?
00:30:58Am I going to get another crew?
00:31:01That's your problem, Daryl?
00:31:06Johnny.
00:31:06Oh, I know.
00:31:10I'm on my way.
00:31:13I'll call rent-a-crew.
00:31:16Johnny.
00:31:17I'm going.
00:31:22You don't suppose we could substitute a canoe, could we?
00:31:24Canoe?
00:31:25Johnny.
00:31:27Did I ever tell you about the time I got a handjob in the back of a canoe?
00:31:36Bravo, Kippen, old boy.
00:31:41Bravo.
00:31:45You okay?
00:31:47Yeah.
00:31:48I'm fine.
00:31:50It's an accident.
00:31:52Bullshit.
00:31:52The bastard did it on purpose.
00:31:54Get the tray out of the pool, will you, boy?
00:31:56Get it yourself, asshole.
00:32:01You are a disgrace.
00:32:04What the hell did you guys think you were doing?
00:32:06I was pushed in, sir.
00:32:08I don't believe it.
00:32:10You know something?
00:32:11You guys are the worst collection of idle bums we've ever had at this hotel.
00:32:17What do you want?
00:32:18I have a question.
00:32:19What?
00:32:20I want to know, when was the previous worst collection?
00:32:23I want you to think about it now.
00:32:25When was it?
00:32:26Was it last year?
00:32:26Was it the year before?
00:32:28Was it the time that the West Bringer Hotel burnt down because the boys couldn't work the fire hydrants?
00:32:33Or was it in 1974 when you had your hair out to here and they stole your poker shells because you served the staff contaminated food?
00:32:40I want to know.
00:32:42Get out.
00:32:43You're fired.
00:32:44Mercy me.
00:32:45I'm fine.
00:32:46I got my freedom.
00:32:48I'm coming to your bosom, Abraham.
00:32:52Does that mean you want to sign my yearbook?
00:32:54That's exactly what it means.
00:32:57Now get out.
00:32:58Whoa.
00:33:04What?
00:33:07I just got one question for you, Mr. Martin, sir.
00:33:11What is it?
00:33:12You ever heard the expression, one out, everyone out?
00:33:16Look, you just get your little ass back to work.
00:33:20Anybody here want to stay and put up with this crap any longer?
00:33:23No.
00:33:25No what?
00:33:26No, sir.
00:33:27Then let's get the hell out of here.
00:33:29All right.
00:33:33I just want to see Mr. Bray's face when he finds out that you screwed up and made us all quit.
00:33:39What do you mean the boys are on strike?
00:33:48Well, Martin just came over and told me.
00:33:50I don't have all the details.
00:33:51Get Martin in here right away.
00:33:53Very well.
00:33:53He's just outside.
00:34:00What happened?
00:34:02They couldn't take it, sir.
00:34:04Take what?
00:34:05Discipline.
00:34:06Hard work.
00:34:06Bunch of little turdbags.
00:34:08Nobody's asking you, Martin.
00:34:10You are hired to train them.
00:34:12Get some notion of loyalty to the hotel into their little pea brains and make sure they
00:34:17stayed for the term of their contracts.
00:34:19They weren't interested in working, sir.
00:34:21All they cared about was a piece of ass and they didn't care where they got it from.
00:34:25That's all they ever care about, Martin.
00:34:28It's the same story year after year.
00:34:30Only somehow we get them to stay and do a little work in between bouts of copulation.
00:34:36Well, perhaps I should talk to them, sir.
00:34:38You know, a fresh face, a subtle approach.
00:34:40Oh, shut up, Williams.
00:34:41They'd eat you alive and wouldn't you love it.
00:34:47Marty, calling a strike?
00:34:50I mean, this is serious.
00:34:51These people need the money for college.
00:34:53I know, I know.
00:34:54I don't have to labor the points.
00:34:55We're all in this thing together, remember?
00:34:57Okay, you got Martin all off balance because you called the people off the job.
00:35:00Yeah, well, it did him good.
00:35:02We don't have to put up with this crap any longer.
00:35:04No way.
00:35:05Okay, now what you're going to do?
00:35:08My guess is that the management's going to want to come to us and make some kind of a deal.
00:35:12Well, what if they come up to you and say, here's your plan to get the hell out of here?
00:35:15They won't.
00:35:16And they can't.
00:35:17You forget, without us, this hotel comes to a grinding halt.
00:35:20Where's our lunch?
00:35:21One moment.
00:35:22Everything is cut to order these days.
00:35:23We've been waiting here.
00:35:24I can't handle this anymore.
00:35:26Everything all right?
00:35:26Yeah.
00:35:27Well, I thank you, too.
00:35:29Okay, you chaps?
00:35:30Yes.
00:35:30Very nice.
00:35:30Very nice, guys.
00:35:32And what can I do for you, though?
00:35:34Well, uh, give me some of those chocolate balls, will you, babe?
00:35:37Don't you mean perfita rolls?
00:35:39What?
00:35:40Perfita rolls!
00:35:41Don't, don't, don't.
00:35:41Come here, come here.
00:35:42Just sit down.
00:35:43Don't give me any of that fancy French crap.
00:35:46The lady wants chocolate balls.
00:35:50Chocolate balls?
00:35:51I'll give you balls, sir.
00:35:52I'm working here on my own.
00:35:54Balls.
00:35:54And you're giving me with the balls.
00:35:56Go get the chocolate balls.
00:35:58Waiter, waiter, will you get over here?
00:36:00Can we please have our check?
00:36:01Check?
00:36:02Check!
00:36:03Check this.
00:36:04How was your lunch?
00:36:08Well, it's just fine.
00:36:09Everything to your satisfaction?
00:36:10Yes, thank you.
00:36:12Yes, thank you.
00:36:14You go, Marty.
00:36:16I go.
00:36:18Yeah, me too.
00:36:19Hey, we're all in this together, huh?
00:36:21All right.
00:36:22You know, if your old man finds out you got fired, he's going to have cardiac arrest.
00:36:29Yeah, well, he won't find out if you don't tell him, can he?
00:36:31I won't tell him.
00:36:33I'm just going back to the States, and I'm going to get another job with Brad, that's all.
00:36:36Where, for Christ's sake?
00:36:37I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, but I'll get one.
00:36:39Look, I'd even scrub toilets for my parents.
00:36:42What about Liza?
00:36:43You're just going to kiss it off like that?
00:36:45Well, I'm obviously going to miss her, but what can I do?
00:36:48You know, Marty, in all the time I've known you, I've never seen you give up this easy.
00:36:52Well, just take care of her for me, okay, Chuck?
00:36:56Well, uh, actually, uh, that'd be kind of difficult.
00:37:01What?
00:37:02You got something going on inside that we don't know about?
00:37:05You've been screwing around with the female staff behind our backs?
00:37:07Well, if you guys must know, I, uh, bopped the receptionist.
00:37:13No way.
00:37:14Then what?
00:37:15Then I went over to the kitchens and I had that little blonde pastry chef, you know, the one with the, uh, oh, wait, no, that was after the, uh, cleaning woman.
00:37:35Well, you guys crawl out of here, I've got something I want to say.
00:37:38Screw yourself.
00:37:39This place is history.
00:37:40Drop, Dad.
00:37:41Sit on your knees.
00:37:42Will you shut up?
00:37:43And listen for what's in your lives.
00:37:47Yeah, big deal.
00:37:50This is Mr. Cruz from Triton Productions.
00:37:53He wants to talk to you.
00:37:54Hi, uh, guys.
00:37:57Hi, Mr. Cruz.
00:37:59Uh, uh, how would, how would some of you like to, uh, make a few extra, you know, uh, bucks?
00:38:05B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bugs.
00:38:07Shut up.
00:38:09Talk.
00:38:10Uh, I, I need eight guys who can row up boats.
00:38:15Why?
00:38:16Those preppy basses eating too much caviar?
00:38:18Sorry, old chap.
00:38:23We can't help you with your little film today or tomorrow.
00:38:30Anybody here can row a boat?
00:38:33Figures you would.
00:38:34Anybody else?
00:38:35I'm sorry, Mr. Cruz, only one.
00:38:40What a shame.
00:38:41I mean, you know, there's, uh, there's 200 bucks at stake.
00:38:43For all of us?
00:38:44Oh, no, no.
00:38:45200 bucks for each man that can row.
00:38:48And, uh, yeah, and 500 to split between, uh, between those who can't.
00:38:52Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:38:53No deal.
00:38:54Everybody gets the same.
00:38:55I agree.
00:38:56Yeah, I, I mean, but, but there, but there's 20 of you.
00:38:58That's, uh, that's, uh, wait a minute.
00:39:00That's, uh, 20 times, uh, 20 times 200, uh, how much is that?
00:39:034,000.
00:39:044,000.
00:39:05I mean, what are you giving me?
00:39:06It's 4,000 bucks.
00:39:07Yeah, well, that's your problem, man, not mine.
00:39:11Okay, uh, 200 a man.
00:39:13Okay.
00:39:16Deal.
00:39:16Deal.
00:39:17No deal.
00:39:19I'll tell you what.
00:39:22Strikes off.
00:39:23Can I have my job back?
00:39:26Deal.
00:39:33Hey.
00:39:33Don't drop the boat.
00:39:35See, won't see, boys.
00:39:37Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:39:39You're like, what is this?
00:39:40The Hank and Wally rowing club or what?
00:39:42Really?
00:39:43Hold your heads up.
00:39:44Good one, guys.
00:39:45Are you sure your guys know what they're doing?
00:39:48No, but I'm getting them in the shape as fast as I can.
00:39:51You've got to remember, not a one of my boys has ever rowed a boat before.
00:39:54That's not what you told me.
00:39:55You never asked.
00:39:57All you wanted was eight bodies in the boat to race against that college mob.
00:40:00Whether they could row or not, that was the material.
00:40:02No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:40:03Check it.
00:40:03Ready to row?
00:40:04Row it.
00:40:05Hey, you want us to help you put it in?
00:40:08Careful now.
00:40:09Don't get it wet.
00:40:11Dip the stern and then drop the...
00:40:13Oh, on the rocks, too.
00:40:15That's nice.
00:40:15Well done.
00:40:16You guys all wear matching underwear?
00:40:19For we wear nothing at all.
00:40:22That's because you have nothing to hold.
00:40:25Oh, wouldn't you like to check it out?
00:40:28I'll bet.
00:40:29I bet you'd like to show me.
00:40:32Stroke this.
00:40:34I have never seen a trained attack worm before.
00:40:39Yo, Bobo.
00:40:40Oh, no, is that Bobo?
00:40:42Or Bozo?
00:40:43I think maybe it's Boo Boo.
00:40:48Up yours, buddy.
00:40:50Oh, I'm so scared.
00:40:53Oh, my goodness.
00:40:55Maybe we should call this whole thing off.
00:40:57No way, lady.
00:40:58Hey, look, just cut the crap and let's get on with the job.
00:41:02My boys are working their behinds off out there for you.
00:41:05Not for me.
00:41:06For money.
00:41:07That's bullshit and you know it.
00:41:11My boys have their pride, too, you know.
00:41:13They volunteered to do this to get you folks out of a jam.
00:41:17Volunteered my ass.
00:41:19Was for our offer, they wouldn't be here.
00:41:21Wrong again, Mr. Strange.
00:41:23My boys have a contract with the hotel to work for the summer.
00:41:27Not play athletes in some crummy soup commercial that no one will ever see.
00:41:32Listen, uh...
00:41:33Oh, God damn it.
00:41:35You folks seem to think that you can go around playing with people's lives just to suit you.
00:41:39Well, that shit doesn't work with me.
00:41:42Or them.
00:41:45When you're ready,
00:41:47we'll be ready.
00:41:47Oh, my back.
00:42:03Oh, my bag.
00:42:12Company!
00:42:15Home!
00:42:33Hey, what's your body saying to you?
00:42:38It's time you went to.
00:42:41Oh, my gosh.
00:42:45Hey, come on.
00:42:59Meine chciaab mug.
00:43:01I said we're not clones, Mr. Martin.
00:43:30Nothing comes easy in life, boy.
00:43:32Not even this morning.
00:43:33So let's go.
00:43:34One, two, three.
00:43:35Hey, Mr. Martin.
00:43:36Didn't I see you in M&E magazine?
00:43:45Room service.
00:43:50Hi.
00:43:51You room service?
00:43:52Yeah.
00:43:53There's something wrong with my shower.
00:43:55You want to come in and take a look at it?
00:43:57Okay.
00:43:58What about your poached eggs?
00:44:03Oh, screw the poached eggs.
00:44:06You got everything, Sonny?
00:44:09Yes, Eddie.
00:44:10I want you to get me a nice clean chair right under the chair.
00:44:14Yes, Eddie.
00:44:15Did you bring the radio?
00:44:17Yes, Eddie.
00:44:19Oh, and don't forget the cards and the stamps, because I've got to write to Uncle Joey and Aunt Sarah.
00:44:25Huh?
00:44:27Where are you, you?
00:44:29Wait till I get a hold of you.
00:44:31You'll just see what's happening.
00:44:34Watch the hands.
00:44:39I got blitzes.
00:44:40They're rolling.
00:44:41I think you can fix the blitzes.
00:44:42I believe that.
00:44:43That's the blitzes.
00:44:44Hey, we're in the shower.
00:44:45I'm for room service.
00:44:46Honey, this is room service.
00:44:49You're not for lunch!
00:44:51Yes, yes, yes.
00:44:52Hey, we're in the shower.
00:44:59We'll take a look at it here.
00:45:01Hey, how are you doing, Miss French?
00:45:03Hi. How you doing, Ms. Rentsch?
00:45:19You're crazy, you know that?
00:45:20Yeah, I know. And I can prove it.
00:45:23You're not supposed to be in the guest pool.
00:45:26I know. But who cares?
00:45:28I might.
00:45:30Really? Then shout it for help.
00:45:33Go on. Complain.
00:45:36So now what?
00:45:40Come out with me on a date.
00:45:42You're very persistent, aren't you?
00:45:45When you see what you want, you gotta go for it, you know?
00:45:47And I'm what you want? Is that it?
00:45:49Yeah, you're it.
00:45:53This is crazy.
00:45:55We have nothing in common.
00:45:58We move in different social circles.
00:46:01I'm sure you don't have a dime to your name.
00:46:03So, a date?
00:46:21Where would you take me?
00:46:23Anywhere your little heart desires.
00:46:25Do you have a car?
00:46:27No, but you do.
00:46:29And I'll drive.
00:46:31I don't know.
00:46:32Come on, now.
00:46:45What have you got to lose?
00:46:47A night out with a college crowd.
00:46:49I would have thought you had about enough of that to last you a lifetime.
00:46:53Hmm?
00:46:54Why not try something new?
00:46:55Ah, good afternoon, Miss French.
00:47:03Enjoying your stay?
00:47:04I'm fine, thank you.
00:47:06Pool's not too cold, is it?
00:47:07No, it's beautiful.
00:47:09Good. Have a nice day.
00:47:14Do we have a date or don't we?
00:47:15Oh, no!
00:47:17You bastard!
00:47:18Because I like it.
00:47:22Get out!
00:47:23Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:53Okay, where to, Mr. Bray?
00:48:07Well, let's go and pick up some broads.
00:48:09Where can we do that?
00:48:10Oh, make a right turn here.
00:48:12Damn it, it's good to be with young people again.
00:48:26We're glad you came, sir.
00:48:27How'd you like my hat?
00:48:29Oh, thank you.
00:48:30I certainly do.
00:48:31Oh, my God.
00:48:57Hi! I'm Marty!
00:49:00I'm Freddy! What's your name?
00:49:03Hi, I'm Vicki, and this is Jeannie, and Melody, and Alice.
00:49:08How do I get down for?
00:49:10So I'm down, and then we've got to go back to St. Martin.
00:49:13You want to come out with us?
00:49:14Yeah!
00:49:16Do we get food as well?
00:49:17Anything you want, you got it!
00:49:19All right, come back in an hour. We'll be waiting.
00:49:27Hurry up, you guys!
00:49:29Now what you two young men should do is to take the girls up to the big party at Brimstone Hill,
00:49:35and then bring them down to the house with a few drinks, eh?
00:49:39Oh, well, that's real nice of you, Mr. Bray, but I don't...
00:49:42No, but there's one condition, that I made all the girls and gave them a kiss.
00:49:48You need Bill Scanlon to teach you how to play kids, ladies. You need lessons!
00:49:53Hi there! Want to play some doubles?
00:49:55I think we're just going into town.
00:49:57Yeah, you know how it is when you're on vacation. Spend, spend, spend. Help the economy of the island.
00:50:02Well, how about later?
00:50:04I think we're busy.
00:50:06Yeah. Bye.
00:50:10You guys, this is stupid. We're not even here yet.
00:50:15I mean, I don't even think we should do this.
00:50:18We have to be back by sunset. We don't even know who they are or what they're like.
00:50:21Shut up, Alice. No wonder you're still a virgin.
00:50:26Look, this is the perfect time to get off the boat for a few hours and have a good time, right?
00:50:30Right.
00:50:31Hey, hey, hey, if that's them, I like their style.
00:50:34Ooh, me too.
00:50:35You know, my dad said, never trust the rich.
00:50:41Oh, bullshit, Alice!
00:50:44Excuse me, but where are we going?
00:50:46Uh, to a major party.
00:50:48Who's having it?
00:50:49Uh, the head man on the island.
00:50:51The governor general.
00:50:53Do you know him?
00:50:54Do you guys live on the island?
00:50:56Six months out of every year. The rest of the time, I split between New York and the coast.
00:50:59What do you do?
00:51:00Well, actually, I'm semi-retired. Now I just dabble in the stock market.
00:51:06What about you?
00:51:08I work in New York. Artist management.
00:51:12And who do you manage?
00:51:14All the biggies.
00:51:15Like?
00:51:16Like, um, David Bowie?
00:51:19Yeah.
00:51:20Uh, not anymore. I dumped him.
00:51:22Our biorhythm's been compatible.
00:51:24Do you do anything interesting?
00:51:27Yes.
00:51:28What?
00:51:29What?
00:51:29What?
00:51:54So, what do you do?
00:52:01Oh, nothing much.
00:52:03Hey, come on. You gotta do something.
00:52:05Well, I...
00:52:07You see my father. He owns his company.
00:52:09I know, I know. You're a secret agent on a special assignment from the White House.
00:52:13No.
00:52:16Well, in what?
00:52:17I work in a morgue.
00:52:19Amor, you work with dead bodies, dead people?
00:52:25Well, you asked.
00:52:28But I do wear rubber gloves.
00:52:30I wonder what the soldiers did for, um, you know, sex.
00:52:54Same as everyone else.
00:52:55Well, yeah, but, uh, there were no, you know, women up here.
00:53:02So?
00:53:04That's disgusting.
00:53:05You mean with each other?
00:53:08Nah.
00:53:10Give me a kiss, and I'll tell you what they really did.
00:53:13I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:14I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:15I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:16I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:17I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:18I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:19I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:20I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:21I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:22I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:23I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:24I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:25I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:26I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:27I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:28I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:29I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:30I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:31I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:32I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:33I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:34I'll tell you what they did.
00:53:35Oh, what's your sign?
00:53:56Penis rising.
00:53:58That's my favorite.
00:53:59Yeah.
00:54:03So.
00:54:05You had enough of this yet?
00:54:07Sure.
00:54:09Yeah.
00:54:10What's next on the agenda?
00:54:12My house.
00:54:13You mofo.
00:54:15What?
00:54:16What are we going to do today?
00:54:19What do you think?
00:54:21I guess.
00:54:25That tingles.
00:54:28Make the paper.
00:54:30Mow the lawn.
00:54:33Spoo our brains out.
00:54:35One of the above.
00:54:41That feel good?
00:54:42Wonderful.
00:54:43Have you ever tried it?
00:54:44What?
00:54:45Well, champagne all over your back.
00:54:49Sure.
00:54:50I wouldn't leave in the morning without my champagne back before breakfast.
00:54:55You really do that?
00:54:58Come on, guys.
00:54:59It's a party time.
00:55:03Hi there.
00:55:04You awake?
00:55:05No.
00:55:06I'm surprised to find you still here.
00:55:15Why?
00:55:16I thought you had a hot date.
00:55:19And what gave you that idea?
00:55:21I make it my business to know what's going on.
00:55:24Aren't you supposed to be resting or something?
00:55:28I mean, you are in training, right?
00:55:30I can't sleep because of you.
00:55:33The idea of you hanging around with those hooligans from New York is a total waste of time.
00:55:41He and his friends went downtown looking for girls.
00:55:47Oh.
00:55:47And so, you think it's time to make you move, right?
00:55:52I just wanted to get to know you better.
00:55:55That's all.
00:55:58Nice story, Andrew.
00:56:00But now is not the right moment.
00:56:02Well, I suppose watching my videotape of monkeys walking is totally out of the question.
00:56:08I thought this would be kind of a nice romantic interlude.
00:56:14You did?
00:56:15Yeah.
00:56:19Wouldn't you like for me to stay here forever and ever and ever?
00:56:23Yeah, that would be great.
00:56:25But you can't.
00:56:29How come?
00:56:32I have somewhere very important to go tomorrow.
00:56:36Where?
00:56:36Brazil.
00:56:41You do?
00:56:45Race me to the boat.
00:56:52Hey, that's for later.
00:56:53I'll get you a bedroom, I promise.
00:56:55I don't think I can wait that long.
00:56:57Let's just do it here, okay?
00:56:58There's people here.
00:56:59What are you crazy?
00:56:59We'll find a bedroom.
00:57:00It'll be better.
00:57:01Shut up and do what you do best.
00:57:03You mean shoot craps?
00:57:04No, you conehead screwing.
00:57:08Oh, okay.
00:57:09I don't mind Vicky.
00:57:10She just does that sometimes.
00:57:11You mean humping on the beach?
00:57:13Yeah.
00:57:15Is Marty very shy?
00:57:16Only when he's dressed.
00:57:18Why?
00:57:18Well, he just kind of seems uptight.
00:57:20Oh, that's because he worries about his father.
00:57:23They're very close.
00:57:25That is so nice.
00:57:27You know, there's just not enough love in the world.
00:57:30I agree.
00:57:31Let's go make some.
00:57:33Okay.
00:57:34You're really a special guy, you know that?
00:57:39Mm, Liza said that.
00:57:41Liza?
00:57:44Liza, Liza, Liza.
00:57:45Didn't I tell you about Liza?
00:57:46She's my sister.
00:57:47She's staying on the other side of the island with some friends.
00:57:51No.
00:57:53But is she beautiful, like you?
00:57:55No, not really.
00:57:59She's got a great sense of humor.
00:58:09You smell so nice.
00:58:12So ooh-la-la.
00:58:21It'll be great.
00:58:23How come?
00:58:23The bubbles will reach places you didn't even know existed.
00:58:28No.
00:58:29I can't wait.
00:58:31I bet you can't.
00:58:34Oh, Jackie.
00:58:43Where's the bathroom?
00:58:47Don't run away, Jackie.
00:58:49Do you think they're going to believe this is your house?
00:58:54Yeah.
00:58:55You're never going to believe that old man's your father.
00:58:57Come on.
00:59:00You are so sick.
00:59:02Oh, wow.
00:59:05My favorite kid.
00:59:08Oh, wow.
00:59:10Wow.
00:59:11Wow.
00:59:11This is so good.
00:59:18Chucky.
00:59:18Chucky.
00:59:19Is there still time for my champagne bath?
00:59:23Mommy.
00:59:24Uh, I'll do it.
00:59:25Uh, I'll get insurance the night off.
00:59:27Okay.
00:59:28Where's your father?
00:59:29Uh, I don't know.
00:59:31He must be looking for some more women.
00:59:34You know him.
00:59:34I want you to give her a bath.
00:59:37I want this.
00:59:38You want my little character of a bag.
00:59:41Mr. Bray?
00:59:46Mr. Bray, are you in there?
00:59:55Mr. Bray?
00:59:56What are you doing?
01:00:02Oh, I'm playing an old family game.
01:00:04It's called looking for a father.
01:00:07I thought you were going to go get our love nest ready.
01:00:09Oh, I am.
01:00:10I am.
01:00:10It's just, I got to find my dad so I can introduce him to you.
01:00:13Wow.
01:00:13You mean you have a yacht?
01:00:16Two.
01:00:16Wow.
01:00:17You mean you really have two real yachts on your own?
01:00:20Yes.
01:00:20Oh, you want my nice?
01:00:24Yeah.
01:00:26What's the matter with you?
01:00:27I got a girl who wants to take a bath with me and you're running around here like a chicken
01:00:30with your head cut off.
01:00:31Chuck, I can't find the old man.
01:00:33I got Melanie hanging on me like a leech and we got to find him.
01:00:35Please don't do this to me.
01:00:37Chuck, you're my best friend, right?
01:00:39Right.
01:00:40And he's our alibi if Bray comes home, right?
01:00:43Right.
01:00:43Then you're going to check upstairs and I'm going to go look out in the yard, right?
01:00:46Okay.
01:00:46Good.
01:00:47Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:00:48In the yard?
01:00:49Who knows where the old goat might be?
01:00:50Go.
01:01:03Mr. Bray?
01:01:05Mr. Bray?
01:01:09Mr. Bray?
01:01:14Mr. Bray?
01:01:16Oh, my God.
01:01:20I must admit she's been on my mind for the first time I've been there.
01:01:29But she never seems to have much hurt.
01:01:32Mr. Bray?
01:01:33Hey!
01:01:34What's your name?
01:01:36Charles Bray, Jr.
01:01:38My name's Alice.
01:01:41Who the hell is going to wear my ass?
01:01:43Dry honey, sir!
01:01:44What's that?
01:01:46He's the best, sir!
01:01:50This is the worst thing that ever happened to me!
01:01:52Wrong, Mr. Bray.
01:01:53What do you mean wrong?
01:01:54It gets worse.
01:01:55What do you mean worse?
01:01:57Wait till you get upstairs.
01:01:58What's upstairs?
01:01:59Your father's dead.
01:02:01Come on, come on.
01:02:02You know what you're doing to me?
01:02:03You know what you're doing to me?
01:02:04You gotta breathe.
01:02:05You gotta breathe, you old goat.
01:02:06Come on.
01:02:07Ready?
01:02:07Come on.
01:02:10Get out!
01:02:11Get out!
01:02:11Get out of my head, Hunter!
01:02:12Get out!
01:02:12Get out!
01:02:14What are you doing?
01:02:15I'm telling my father, you pervert!
01:02:17No, no, I'm trying to make you breathe.
01:02:19Daddy!
01:02:20Daddy, don't go!
01:02:21Don't leave me, Daddy!
01:02:22No, no, no.
01:02:23I know exactly what I'm doing.
01:02:24I was almost a lifeguard.
01:02:25Watch, watch, watch.
01:02:27Here he goes.
01:02:27Here he goes.
01:02:28Daddy, don't leave me.
01:02:30I need you.
01:02:34Bye!
01:02:35Come on.
01:02:37Stop snivelling.
01:02:40It worked!
01:02:41It worked!
01:02:41I told you, Santa, what I'm doing.
01:02:43The sound of a groomed son of mine crying that your baby could kill me.
01:02:48You know that.
01:02:49Daddy, I thought we'd lost you.
01:02:51Yeah, but you didn't.
01:02:52So what?
01:02:53Now give this young chap a drink.
01:02:55He's going to need it.
01:02:56For Christ's sakes.
01:02:59Watch the cottage crew.
01:03:00See how they do it.
01:03:02Fuck him.
01:03:02What did you say, Cronenberg?
01:03:04I said, fuck him, sir.
01:03:06We missed you last night.
01:03:19You talking to me?
01:03:21That's right.
01:03:23You.
01:03:24I said, we missed you last night.
01:03:28Oh, yeah?
01:03:29And who's we?
01:03:31You and that collection of stuck-up pricks sitting behind you?
01:03:34No.
01:03:36Liza and me.
01:03:38We had a wonderful time last night.
01:03:42What?
01:03:43You lying bastard.
01:03:45Ask her.
01:03:47You know what the fuck I'm going to do to you?
01:03:49I'm going to bash your fucking head in.
01:03:51You understand me, you fucking asshole?
01:03:52Oh.
01:03:57Oh.
01:03:57Oh.
01:03:59Oh.
01:04:00Ready?
01:04:01Roll.
01:04:04Chutebacker.
01:04:05Chutebacker.
01:04:05Chutebacker.
01:04:06Chutebacker's bitch.
01:04:08You're not for Randy.
01:04:10You're not for the shit.
01:04:11hey what are you doing i'm looking for you your bed was empty and i thought that oh well don't
01:04:27i wasn't i was out taking a walk but you might yeah i might i think he's kind of cute oh cute
01:04:35my ass he just wants to get laid that's what he wants well maybe he's not the only one what's the
01:04:40a deal for me are you afraid of going down on the social register why so i am not afraid of going
01:04:45down on anyone what is this i mean have you picked this guy out for me or what no he's picked you out
01:04:52which one of those drek's thinks he's got a new style to go out with me can he he never takes his
01:04:58eyes off you i don't even notice you giving him the eye once or twice oh bullshit you know i give
01:05:04everyone the eye once or twice well men tomorrow's the day start filming at 7 30 so we'll want you
01:05:10all dressed and uh ready to go by six yes sir we will begin with shots of you getting into the boat
01:05:17and then we'll film the start and you'll race each other for about a mile now don't pull away too soon
01:05:24because we want to show both crews in action making a contest okay uh sir how can we make a contest out
01:05:31of this when they've never raised a boat before well you're actors aren't you make it look like a
01:05:38contest any questions i suppose you want us to give them a real beating i just want you to win that's
01:05:47all this is a commercial it's not the olympics
01:05:51here we are virgin colada and a double rome so did you have fun last night i'm sorry i don't understand
01:06:06i thought we had a date last night no it's tomorrow after the race wasn't it wrong kiddo i think you
01:06:13screwed up no way how did your feathers ruffle just tell the truth where did you go uh the four of us
01:06:21took mr bray out for a drive and he wanted to go to a party so we took him and we brought him back
01:06:26it's that simple no girls for me no for the others i don't know i wasn't watching i'm not their nurse
01:06:32maids you know so why didn't you score i never tried did she what is this some kind of an inquisition
01:06:39i told you what happened it's that simple don't believe me you can check with the others my my my
01:06:45aren't we getting defensive would you like anything else from the bar oh that's real good you see
01:06:51when you're going down in flames the best tactic is to change the subject
01:06:54i think he got laid honestly honestly honestly no that's what i thought
01:07:05you still want to go out with him yep you want to try his friend
01:07:10why not you might as well try something different right
01:07:14who's gonna tell him you know me you since you're getting ready to leave
01:07:20hey can i say something what i'm sorry what i said just now it's okay
01:07:37brandy wants a date with your friend you mean brad no kenny kenny
01:07:45kenny's crazy he spends his life in a computer room what would you want with him
01:07:49believe me they are perfect for each other
01:07:51look if i spend the trouble of bringing kenny over here to meet franny she's gonna sit there
01:07:56and insult him all day and i don't want that happening to a friend of mine okay
01:07:59no just have him give her a call
01:08:01and then call me
01:08:05this asshole wants a steak well done
01:08:23what
01:08:25you got a date kenny franny wants to meet you oh piss off marty
01:08:32are you sure positive tomorrow night 9 30 in the parking lot don't be late huh
01:08:39well that's real class
01:08:41a date with that blonde in a parking lot that's right
01:08:45then what am i supposed to do take her out for a chili burger and a slurpee at the airport cafe
01:08:50i thought these chicks had style you do honey they do but most of it's just show you know
01:08:56they're as horny as we are they want it and we've got it
01:09:00it's no law of supply and demand it's a seller's market
01:09:05sell sell sell
01:09:09men i just want to wish you all the best for tomorrow
01:09:20remember you're representing the royal saint kits and i know you'll do your best
01:09:25carry on martin
01:09:27all right men
01:09:32now i want you to go out there and beat the hell out of those upper class dirt bags
01:09:37you got that yes sir
01:09:40now there's a lot at stake here
01:09:42apart from the money
01:09:44and i'm sure that in spite of yourselves
01:09:47you're all gonna give it one hell of a try
01:09:50what is it now sullivan
01:09:53do i detect a slight change in your attitude towards us mr martin
01:09:59are you trying to piss me off again sullivan
01:10:02no sir but usually you're calling us such creative names like dirt bags and things like
01:10:07that well you still are sullivan but it just so happens that this is war
01:10:14us against them
01:10:17and i happen not by choice to be on your side
01:10:22nobody likes to lose son
01:10:25especially me
01:10:27especially me
01:10:29attention
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01:11:18All right, you drive-backs! Let's give them a run for the money!
01:11:22All right, roll cams.
01:11:24Party!
01:11:25All ready to row?
01:11:27Ready?
01:11:29Row!
01:11:31Hey!
01:11:32Row!
01:11:34Row!
01:11:36Row!
01:11:38Row!
01:11:40Row!
01:11:42Row!
01:11:44Row!
01:11:46Put your box into it, boy!
01:12:01We'd like to look good even if you idiots can't roll a goddamn canoe!
01:12:08Shut your fucking mouth, you stuck-up prick!
01:12:11My, my, aren't we touchy!
01:12:16Follow my throat!
01:12:18Don't waste your time talking!
01:12:20Row!
01:12:23Darryl, get me some more close-ups of the college crew.
01:12:26Well, we're getting some good shots of the race from here.
01:12:29Darryl, the clients want to see the college crew.
01:12:33They're the ones we're paying top dollar to be in this commercial.
01:12:36They're the stars, okay?
01:12:38Row!
01:12:39Row!
01:12:40Row!
01:12:41Row!
01:12:42Row!
01:12:43Row!
01:12:44Slow down a bit.
01:12:45Let the others get a jump.
01:12:46Row!
01:12:47Row!
01:12:48Row!
01:12:49Row!
01:12:50Row!
01:12:51Row!
01:12:52Stand the fuck up!
01:12:53Good.
01:12:54Nice shots, well done.
01:12:55All right, you bastards, put some power into those strokes!
01:12:59Hey, listen pal, you call my boys bastards one more time, and I'll fuck you over so bad you won't move for a month!
01:13:07You got that, you asshole?
01:13:09You stay out of this!
01:13:10Go fuck yourself!
01:13:12You keep out of this!
01:13:13This is my show!
01:13:15Son of a bitch!
01:13:16Ride around and fast up on wheels, telling you what to do on a beast wheel!
01:13:20Oh!
01:13:21Hey!
01:13:22Oh!
01:13:23Hey!
01:13:24Oh!
01:13:25Hey!
01:13:26Oh!
01:13:27Hey!
01:13:28Oh!
01:13:29Hey!
01:13:30Oh!
01:13:31Hey!
01:13:32Hey!
01:13:33Oh!
01:13:34Hey!
01:13:35Oh!
01:13:36Hey!
01:13:37Oh!
01:13:38Hey!
01:13:39Oh!
01:13:40Hey!
01:13:41Oh!
01:13:42Hey!
01:13:43Oh!
01:13:44Hey!
01:13:45It's a throw.
01:13:46Oh!
01:13:47Oh!
01:13:48Hey!
01:13:52Throw!
01:13:53That's a throw!
01:13:54You can do it throw!
01:13:56Run!
01:13:57Aren't you taking pictures of trad?
01:13:58What'd you get the back of that, please?
01:13:59On the boat right now!
01:14:00I got it.
01:14:01In!
01:14:02Out!
01:14:03Get me a run-bike close onto the college crew, admiral.
01:14:06right now!
01:14:08Go-off!
01:14:09Whoa!
01:14:10That's a throw.
01:14:11Oh!
01:14:11Three!
01:14:12Josh!
01:14:13Whoa!
01:14:14Oh!
01:14:15Whoa! Watch out!
01:14:17Get me closer!
01:14:19Whoa!
01:14:21Jesus' sakes!
01:14:23Whoa!
01:14:33What are you guys doing?
01:14:35Get off here!
01:14:37Get off! Get off!
01:14:39Get off! Get off the cameraman!
01:14:41I got it! Stop pushing!
01:14:43You idiot! You'll sink us!
01:14:45Oh!
01:14:47Get away!
01:14:49Oh!
01:14:51Oh!
01:14:53Oh!
01:14:55Oh!
01:14:59Oh!
01:15:01Oh!
01:15:03Oh!
01:15:05Oh!
01:15:07Oh!
01:15:09Oh!
01:15:11Oh!
01:15:13Oh!
01:15:15Oh!
01:15:17Oh!
01:15:19Oh!
01:15:21Oh!
01:15:23Oh!
01:15:25We won!
01:15:27We won!
01:15:29We won!
01:15:31We won!
01:15:33Oh!
01:15:35Oh!
01:15:36You're great!
01:15:37Do we do a good job?
01:15:39Yes! You're wonderful!
01:15:41Oh!
01:15:43Congratulations!
01:15:45Do we have a date tonight?
01:15:47Yeah.
01:15:48Well done boys! You set a very good example for the rest of the hotel employees. Congratulations!
01:15:58What is it you boys like to say? Up the royals! Up your ass!
01:16:03Well, well, you bunch of little dirtbags!
01:16:08Congratulations, dirtbags! I'll see you tomorrow morning. 7 a.m. sharp!
01:16:14Remember, you're still employees of the hotel, and tomorrow you have breakfast duty.
01:16:19After that, we reshoot the commercial, and remember, tomorrow you're supposed to lose.
01:16:252, 4, 6, 8! Who do we appreciate?
01:16:29Dermat! Dermat! Dermat! Dermat!
01:16:36Dermat! Dermat! Dermat! Dermat! Dermat! Dermat!
01:16:40Well, that's almost the end. The good guys, that's us. One out. And the bad guys, that's them. Lost.
01:16:51Will it serve take three, Marker? Quiet! Action!
01:16:57Dermat! Dermat! Dermat! Now...
01:17:00Carol. Carol, for God's sake, you've gotta do something. What the bloody hell?
01:17:08The soup! Eat the soup!
01:17:10Eat the soup!
01:17:12Eat the fucking soup!
01:17:13Oh, no, put it in their mouths!
01:17:14This is the commercial about soup, not about you!
01:17:15It's the mouths!
01:17:16Put it in your mouths!
01:17:17Put it in their mouths!
01:17:18Get that boom up!
01:17:19You son of a bitch!
01:17:20Eat the soup!
01:17:21No, God, get in there!
01:17:22Get it in your goddamn mouths!
01:17:24In your goddamn mouths!
01:17:26Take the boom off, I come over and steal the balance!
01:17:30Hans, you keep that camera rolling! Keep that camera rolling!
01:17:34Listen, how many of you guys were born dead anyway?
01:17:37You eat the soup! It's a commercial about soup!
01:17:40Hey! Hey!
01:17:42You eat the fucking soup, sir!
01:17:45Kenny and Franny haven't stopped talking for six hours.
01:17:49My computer's got 64K of RAM right now, which is okay for two floppies.
01:17:53But I want to get a hard drive, so I'm going to upgrade to 256K RAM.
01:17:58Then I'll be talking major megabytes.
01:18:01I can increase my memory or network.
01:18:04So what you really want to do is ram your hard drive into a mainframe.
01:18:10Do I ever.
01:18:12I love you, Franny.
01:18:14I love you, too.
01:18:18Brad signed up for Geraldine.
01:18:20Yeah, 9.0.
01:18:21I really loved it.
01:18:23I'm going to bring the whole family for Christmas.
01:18:25And Chuck, what can you say?
01:18:28Except that he's going to have himself a real good time.
01:18:31At least for a couple of days.
01:18:33Oh, I forgot to tell you about Mr. and Mrs. Labowitz.
01:18:35He bought her a wonderful present to celebrate our win.
01:18:38Well, it was sort of a win, wasn't it?
01:18:43I had a very special gift for you.
01:18:46It was the last one they ever had.
01:18:50Why don't you go to the other room and try that?
01:18:54But remember, if it doesn't fit, I'll return it.
01:19:04Oh, Sonny, this is the best thing you ever bought me that I like.
01:19:10Why don't you turn around, darling?
01:19:13Why not?
01:19:14Reminds me of my wedding day.
01:19:17Oy, way.
01:19:19Remember that four-master out there?
01:19:22The less said about that, the better.
01:19:25You know, Bobby, I'm so glad to be out of the closet.
01:19:28Imagine that teeny, weeny little closet I was in all overed up like this.
01:19:34Well, you know, I was thinking about it, and I had this extra key on my keychain, and I thought, what ho?
01:19:43I should give it to him, but you found your own.
01:19:46Yes, I did.
01:19:47Thanks to you, all my Marine Corps buddies.
01:19:51What are you going to say?
01:19:53I was a football player.
01:19:56Well, I could always set them up at one of my restaurants as hostesses.
01:20:02Hi, baby.
01:20:03Hi.
01:20:04I got something for you.
01:20:09You do?
01:20:10Mm-hmm.
01:20:11What?
01:20:12$20 from Kenny, and $20 and an I.O.U. from Brad.
01:20:19Somewhere with $40, is that it?
01:20:21No, no, no, no, that's stupid.
01:20:24You know how much you're worth?
01:20:26How much?
01:20:29All the tea in China.
01:20:31Mm.
01:20:32Mayor Pat, let's do a little bit more.
01:20:39Let's get some dinner.
01:20:44Okay.
01:20:46You know, Booker T, they really do make a lovely couple.
01:20:59They really do make a lovely couple.
01:21:02Yes, Bobby, they do make a lovely couple.
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