00:00Welcome to Storytime with Mom.
00:03Today's story is Goldilocks and the Three Bears.
00:07Once upon a time,
00:09Goldilocks was skipping through the woods
00:11when she smelled something delicious
00:14coming from a cottage.
00:17It was porridge.
00:19Goldilocks tasted the first bowl of porridge.
00:22Yowza!
00:23This porridge is too hot.
00:26But...
00:28All it needs is some cold milk.
00:30And a happy face made of blueberries.
00:33Ah, perfect.
00:35That's not what the story says.
00:38Moving on.
00:39Next, Goldilocks saw three chairs.
00:43She sat in the first chair and said,
00:45This chair is too hard.
00:48And you know what?
00:49This room has no pizazz.
00:52Pizazz?
00:54Much better.
00:56Anyway...
00:58Just then, the three bears came home.
01:01We're home.
01:03Hey, this lava lamp is really cool.
01:06Thank you?
01:07Okay, this isn't right.
01:09Goldilocks is supposed to run away because she's scared.
01:12Scared of these cuties?
01:14Never.
01:15Anyone hungry for dinner?
01:17I made enchiladas.
01:19Yes!
01:20Me, me, me!
01:21Enchiladas?
01:22I'm in!
01:23See you next time for Storytime with Mom.
01:27Hey!
01:28Save some for me!
01:33Welcome to Storytime with Mom.
01:36Today's story is a classic tale of the three little pigs.
01:41Once upon a time, there were three pigs.
01:44Hello!
01:45Oink, oink, oink.
01:46Hola!
01:47One day, the pigs set out to build their houses.
01:50The first pig decided to build her house out of...
01:53Cupcakes!
01:54Cupcakes?
01:55That's not what the story says.
01:57I'm going to sculpt my house out of paint brushes.
02:00Y yo?
02:01What should I build my house out of?
02:03Ah, zapatos!
02:06Am I reading the right story?
02:09Ah, here we go.
02:10Suddenly, the pigs heard a howl in the distance.
02:14Ow!
02:16At once, they knew it was the big, bad...
02:20Lobster!
02:22A lobster?
02:23All right.
02:25The lobster said,
02:27I'm going to huff and puff and pinch your house down?
02:33Pinch, pinch.
02:34Pinch.
02:35You can't pinch our houses down.
02:37Cause we're having a cupcake and painting party!
02:40Hooray!
02:41Cupcake and painting party?
02:44Okay.
02:45This isn't how the story goes.
02:48Yeah, but what's better than a cupcake party?
02:51That's true!
02:53See you soon for another Story Time with Mom.
02:57Mmm!
02:58These are delicious!
02:59Welcome to Story Time with Mom.
03:04Today we'll be reading The Princess and the Pea.
03:08Once upon a time, a prince wanted to marry a princess.
03:12I'm the prince, Iggy.
03:14And I'm Princess Crystal.
03:17And I'm Queen Rosie.
03:19Time for bed.
03:20You will sleep on top of these 100 mattresses.
03:24A hundred mattresses?
03:26I'd better get climbing.
03:27But what the princess didn't know was that under the mattresses,
03:31the queen would place a teeny tiny...
03:34Potato!
03:37A potato?
03:38No, no, no, no.
03:39It says right here.
03:40It's a pea.
03:41Let's try again.
03:42Under the mattress, the queen placed a teeny tiny...
03:47Pickle!
03:49A pickle?
03:50I really think it's supposed to be a pea.
03:52One more time.
03:53Under the mattress, the queen placed a teeny tiny...
03:58Pumpkin!
03:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, falling!
04:03Okay.
04:04The story doesn't say it's a pumpkin, or a pickle, or a potato.
04:08It's a pea!
04:09Yoo-hoo!
04:10You know, all that mattress climbing made me hungry.
04:14How about I come on down and whip up some potato and pickle sandwiches?
04:18Mmm, yummy!
04:20I'll make pumpkin pie!
04:22Now that, I can't resist.
04:24See you next time for Story Time with Mom!
04:27Hey, save me a slice!
