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00:00Cracker Barrel ain't what it used to be
00:04It used to smell like gravy, now it smells like Febreze
00:11Grandpa walked in, eyes wide with despair
00:18No countryman logo, no barrel in there
00:25Hey-ho, what's going on here?
00:33The new boss laid it, unstole our frontier
00:38Painted it white, stripped the old-time flame
00:45Cracker Barrel, you ain't the same
00:52No checkerboard tables, no wagon wheels
00:58Now it's kale salads and avocado fields
01:06Grandma shouting, Lord, this decor's too sterile
01:12They even took the cracker out of the barrel
01:18Hey-ho, what's going on here?
01:27Took the country's soul, replaced it with veneer
01:32Logo's gone slick, it's a cryin' shame
01:39Cracker Barrel, you ain't the same
01:45Grandpa threw a biscuit, bounced off the wall
01:52Mama said, son, this looks like a mall
01:59We came for cornbread, got a latte swirl
02:06Now it's city cheek, instead of country girl
02:12They still got dumplings, and that hash brown pie
02:20But the country store charm had to wave goodbye
02:26If this is the future, y'all, I'll be plain
02:33I'm protestin' at Waffle House
02:37In the rain
02:39Hey-ho, what's goin' on here?
02:48They stripped the heart out and made it disappear
02:53New boss ladies, playin' some other game
03:00Cracker Barrel, you ain't the same
03:07Yeah, Cracker Barrel, ain't what it used to be
03:14When you take out the barrel and the cracker, you see
03:20You've lost your soul, and it's such a shame
03:27Cracker Barrel, you ain't the same