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00:00Tonight, join Glen Robbins, Alex Ward, Emma Hollins, Abruj Ashfar and Ed Cavalli as we
00:11look back on the week and ask, have you been paying attention?
00:16And here's your host, Tom Gleisner.
00:22Good evening, Australia.
00:23Great to be back with you for our weekly review of everything that's been happening over the
00:28past seven days.
00:29A big thank you to all the amazing hosts who filled in for me while I was away.
00:36Anyway, there's been a fair bit of breaking news, but how's this for a team to help make
00:40sense of it all?
00:42She made her show debut last week, backed by popular demand, the fabulous Abruj Ashfar.
00:49Oh, we've waited all year to see this gentleman back behind the buzzer.
00:53Why, it's Glen Robbins.
00:54She's a comedian, collage artist and now children's book author.
01:01Is that a triple threat?
01:03Let's find out from Emma Holland.
01:07Heading to Bendigo, Victoria this week with an award-winning show, one of our favourites,
01:11Alex Ward.
01:12And finally, when I left the country a few weeks ago, he was just heading off on the
01:19amazing race.
01:20Can't wait to hear how it's all going.
01:22From Ed Catterley.
01:23Now, Glenny, of course, you and I got to work together earlier this year on the Mitsubishi
01:30Trident Campaign.
01:31Indeed.
01:32We've got some behind the scenes shots here.
01:33Can I just point out there, Tom, note who is holding the umbrella.
01:38Basically, that was my role, holding Glen's umbrella.
01:41Can you explain what's going on here for our viewers?
01:45Oh, yeah.
01:46That's Santa.
01:47I think that's you, Tom.
01:48That's Adam from the agency.
01:50And that's my penis.
01:52Which you held for me as well.
01:58Here is...
01:59The backstory is there was a scene where Russell Coit's pants were going to fall out.
02:04Yeah, of course.
02:05And we had this long debate with ads, the client Mitsubishi have to be, they have to
02:09sign off on everything.
02:10Of course.
02:10What type of undies?
02:12Yeah.
02:12And you wanted a G-string.
02:14And they said, no.
02:16And then we said, what about a leather thong?
02:18And Mitsubishi said, no.
02:20And finally compromised on the leopard skin.
02:22And luckily, you were wearing them anyway, so...
02:27Tom, you probably can't see, but I want you to know the G-string does look great right now.
02:31Is that right?
02:32Oh, thanks for that.
02:34Emma.
02:34This isn't the...
02:36No, no.
02:39Okay.
02:39Emma Holland.
02:41Big couple of weeks for you.
02:42You have a new book out.
02:46Stories for the kid next door.
02:48If you could sum the book up in a couple of words.
02:50Alright, couple of words.
02:54Emma Holland.
02:55Okay.
02:56It's dedicated for Teddy.
02:58Who's Teddy?
03:00He's my dead dog.
03:02Oh, I'm sorry.
03:04Oh, good one, Tom.
03:05You put it in the book.
03:06I know.
03:07And when I told Penguin I was going to do that, they were like, okay, just make sure that no
03:10one ever asks you about that.
03:13Hey, Aru, so pleased to have you back for another show.
03:15Now, you've been here in Australia doing some shows over the past week.
03:18I think you were in Sydney the other day.
03:19We've got a shot of you.
03:20Good you.
03:20Where are you there, Aru?
03:21Yes, that's me.
03:22I did the walk.
03:23But I think I did it wrong, because I went from Coogee to Bondi.
03:27Yeah.
03:27And then everyone said, you have to go from Bondi to Coogee.
03:30Yeah, that's right.
03:30Is that right?
03:31I don't know.
03:32Everyone said that, and they made me feel like I made a big mistake.
03:36Why not?
03:36Why not?
03:37Do you know that you're obviously happy to meet Glenn Robbins?
03:40Yes.
03:41Yes, I am.
03:41National treasure, Glenn Robbins?
03:42Yes, I am.
03:44Do you know who I am?
03:47Yeah, I Googled you.
03:51Hey, Aru, it's exciting news for you.
03:53You've got a new side hustle.
03:55You're doing ads for, is it for fish?
03:57Oh.
03:57Yeah, I know.
03:58Yeah, some people on this show have, like, entire airlines and countries.
04:02But, yeah, I'm the frozen fish girl.
04:04Okay.
04:05And it's very versatile, if you know.
04:07Frozen fish, or frozen seafood in general.
04:10I'm getting around it.
04:11You know, you can pan fry it, barbecue it.
04:13You can even use it to go towards a home deposit.
04:15Yeah, well, there you go.
04:16It's pretty good.
04:17How do you get a gig like that, Alex?
04:19You beg them.
04:20Okay.
04:22Good luck with the campaign.
04:23All right, we should get this show on the road.
04:25How about hands on buzzers?
04:27Well, our PM finally got the selfie he was chasing.
04:31Who's he with?
04:32Emma.
04:32Yeah, that's a GTA character he hasn't unlocked yet.
04:37It's very much a real person, Glenn.
04:39It's big, it's orange, and it's round.
04:42It's Donald Trump.
04:43Indeed.
04:44I'll point to yours, Glenn.
04:45There you go.
04:45You got it.
04:46Oh, jeez.
04:48Yes, Alex?
04:49That is a great example of a perfectly cooked salmon.
04:56Donald Trump addressed the UN General Assembly.
04:59It's the greatest con job ever perpetrated on the world, in my opinion.
05:04What's he talking about?
05:05The greatest con job?
05:07Emma?
05:07Is it con the fruiterer?
05:10Don't think...
05:11Come on, yellow one.
05:12How are you?
05:13How are you?
05:13How are you?
05:14Don't think it's quite...
05:15Alex?
05:16Was it Melania's vows?
05:18It was...
05:19I think they were heartfelt.
05:21Yeah, Glenn?
05:22No, it's what you and I were talking about before the show.
05:24Climate change.
05:25I mean, seriously.
05:25Come on.
05:27Yeah, I get it.
05:27Glenn, am I right?
05:28You are right.
05:29I will give you the points.
05:31Moving onwards.
05:32Staying in the US.
05:33The White House says this isn't a joke and is demanding an investigation.
05:37They could have hurt the most beautiful first lady in American history.
05:41Wow.
05:42What's that all about?
05:43Something happened to Ed.
05:45Well, they're at the UN and they're trying to deport Melania.
05:50She was there, but anyone...
05:52It was dodgy.
05:52This was dodgy.
05:53Come on.
05:54Donald Clayton, this was deliberate.
05:54Anyone know what?
05:55It's deliberate.
05:55What?
05:55Rouge, you were following this.
05:56Is it just that the escalator stopped working, is it?
05:59And they're worried about her?
06:01That's right.
06:01Rouge, take a look.
06:02They turned them off.
06:03Look, they turned them off.
06:04Oh.
06:06Whoa.
06:07It was like a complete power failure.
06:09Even Melania went off.
06:11I appreciate it.
06:12Rouge, points are yours.
06:15Interesting moment for President Macron in New York.
06:18Guess what?
06:20I'm awaiting the street because everything is frozen for you.
06:24Who is he talking to?
06:26Rouge?
06:27Elsa.
06:27It's...
06:28Oh, my God.
06:30Sally can't give you the point.
06:34Who's Macron on the phone?
06:36I didn't know this.
06:36It was Trump.
06:37Yeah.
06:38Do you know the story?
06:39I think it's stuck in the escalator.
06:40No, no.
06:41It was the motor...
06:42Trump's motorcade was going past, and he just wanted to cross the road to the embassy.
06:45That happens.
06:46Was told to wait.
06:46Points are yours, Alex.
06:47To Denmark now, where...
06:49Copenhagen Airport had to be shut down for four hours.
06:53Wow.
06:53What happened at the airport?
06:55Rouge?
06:56They all decided to cycle instead.
06:58Well, no, no.
06:59Save you and cut down on car emissions.
07:01Emma?
07:01Um, Glenn got separated from his carer.
07:05You're not going to have to take that, Glenn.
07:07Uh, anyone know what happened to her?
07:11Glenn, Glenn.
07:12She's over there.
07:13Oh, she's over there.
07:16Has he got his rug?
07:18OK, we're moving on.
07:19I made this.
07:22It will not be here if it wasn't for the comedy company.
07:26It's the way it's true.
07:28Is this what he's like, Arouge?
07:29Um...
07:30Anyone know what happened to Copenhagen Airport?
07:32It's weather or a power...
07:35Oh, no, hello, Glenn.
07:35It's drones.
07:36Oh!
07:37Glenn, just the...
07:38Just the...
07:39Glenn.
07:43Sorry for my outburst, Tom.
07:45A whole lot of drones came.
07:47Yeah.
07:47Several large drones.
07:48Did my buzzer wake you up, that was happening?
07:51Oh, so forthright.
07:53He's right, though.
07:53He's absolutely right.
07:55Oh, big week for Britain's 116-year-old Ethel Caterham.
07:59What happened?
08:00Alex?
08:01Oh, she got her driver's licence.
08:02That's...
08:03That is a big achievement.
08:04But something even more exciting for Ethel...
08:07Uh, she's pregnant.
08:08Is...
08:08It happened...
08:12She took up smoking.
08:14Uh, what's happened in Ethel's world?
08:19It's very exciting.
08:19She had a visitor.
08:21Alex?
08:21She met the king.
08:23King Charles dropped by to spook her.
08:25Oh, my God!
08:26She's having a heart attack!
08:27Oh, no.
08:29I finally finished her off.
08:30Alex, I'll give you the points.
08:32Well, Princess Anne popped up somewhere unexpected.
08:35Where was she?
08:36Alex?
08:36I think that's Glenn Robbins' cupboard.
08:38It's...
08:39There's the...
08:40The stuff on the wall is something of a clue.
08:42Emma?
08:43Is she at Princess Anne Somers?
08:44Is...
08:45No, she's not Emma.
08:48What is that?
08:49Is that a young girl?
08:50What is that?
08:51Is that...
08:51What is that?
08:52What's Anne Somers?
08:52It's a British lingerie store, so it's pretty niche.
08:56Or is she at Queen Victoria's Secret?
08:58Yeah!
08:58I know.
09:03No, she went to a lingerie store.
09:05What?
09:06No?
09:07Lingerie...
09:08Factory.
09:09That's the bit I'm chasing in Wales, that's promoting local industry, so it's Royal Sexy
09:15Land, I guess.
09:16Glenn, points are yours.
09:18We've got to take a break.
09:18Back with more.
09:19Have you been...
09:20I know.
09:20Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has given his first address to the United Nations.
09:36Declaring our position on the most pressing issues.
09:39Sausage sizzles.
09:40Special football.
09:41And beer.
09:42Meanwhile, Donald Trump's visit to the UN had problems with the escalator and the teleprompter.
09:48Whoever's operating this teleprompter is...
09:50From within the White House.
09:51In other words, the stitch-ups in the mirror, boys, it's you.
09:54We've been paying attention.
10:01Let's jump into some more questions.
10:03Hang on, no, no, no.
10:04Tommy, first things first.
10:05Now, Arouj, did you have any feedback?
10:07Did your parents watch the show?
10:09Yes, actually.
10:10My parents watched the show.
10:11They really enjoyed it, but they were upset that I didn't get more answers right.
10:15No?
10:17Like, so my father said, you need to study for the next episode.
10:21That'll be a first for anyone.
10:25Did you study?
10:26That is great.
10:26I've trained my best.
10:28We've got a couple of questions coming up, Arouj, that might be right in your wheelhouse.
10:32But for now, hands back on buzzers.
10:35Attention all schoolies.
10:37Schoolies celebrations are just around the corner and the Gold Coast is set to make some big changes.
10:41Wow, what are the big changes to schoolies, Glenn?
10:43I know about this.
10:44When they're having sex, they've got to wear their school blazer and long socks.
10:55I think it's only fair that you know if anything happens.
10:59I think what Jack Glenn's saying is no hat, no play.
11:03That's not what we're chasing here.
11:05Are they bad beach parties, Tom?
11:08Due to erosion caused by Cyclone Alpha, no one's going to be part of it.
11:13Or there's a new viral trend taking over social media.
11:16What does that hand gesture mean?
11:19Emma?
11:19I think it means early onset arthritis.
11:23Glenn?
11:24I could do it if you like.
11:26It's like that.
11:28Like that.
11:28Go on, keep going.
11:29That's hand.
11:30And this hand is...
11:32No, no, no.
11:33Fuck.
11:33Fuck.
11:35What does the character mean?
11:36I do know what it means.
11:38It means like, um, uh, average.
11:42Yeah.
11:42Like you're not that good, you're not that bad.
11:44It's five out of ten.
11:46It means six, seven.
11:47What does that mean?
11:47Six, seven.
11:48It's technically defined as six, seven, but Glenn's right.
11:51It means...
11:51What does it mean?
11:51It means like, uh, so-so?
11:53I'll do it, but...
11:54Please do it.
11:54Please do it.
11:56I'm worried it'll turn into a hate symbol.
11:58I am.
11:59I'm not going to do it.
12:00Um, but look, I think I'll give you five points each because, Glenn, it does mean average
12:04and six, seven is the technical.
12:06Why are you looking so sad, Emma?
12:07Five points each.
12:08Yeah.
12:08What did you want?
12:09Oh, respect in the workplace?
12:11I don't know.
12:12Give the kid the ten points.
12:15All right, thank you, Glenn.
12:22Very magnanimous, Glenn, with ten points to Emma.
12:24Now, Arooj, especially because your father's watching, and we ask a lot of very local questions,
12:29here's one from your neighbourhood to Kolkata, where they're planning to host...
12:34The biggest festival of West Bengal.
12:37What is the biggest festival of West Bengal?
12:41Arooj.
12:42Do you want to take a crack at it?
12:44I mean, it looks like FYI to me.
12:46What is it, Arooj?
12:48It's Durga Pooja.
12:50It's the festival for goddess Durga.
12:53Like, honouring her.
12:54A huge Hindu festival.
12:55Hopefully the floods won't prevent it.
12:57Go ahead.
12:57Your dad will be so pleased, because ten points to a girl is for her.
13:01Well done.
13:02Nicely done.
13:03All right, it's time to look at all things A-list.
13:11And tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you by the new Mitsubishi Outlander.
13:16It's a bit rock and roll.
13:17There it is.
13:18Yeah.
13:19That's a bit of showbiz.
13:20That's a bit of showbiz.
13:24Jimmy Kimmel returned to TV this week.
13:31Well, stop it there and I'll ask, what were his opening words?
13:35Emma.
13:35I think statistically it's either mama or dada.
13:38No.
13:41On the night.
13:42Sorry, clarify that.
13:43Check the card.
13:44I think the context is...
13:46What did he say when he returned, Alex?
13:49It's like before I was stopped or interrupted.
13:51Oh, Alex, take a look.
13:53Anyway, as I was saying before I was interrupted.
13:58Points are yours, Alex.
13:59Oh, this is exciting.
14:00Friends of the show, Anne Edmonds and Kitty Flanagan, are teaming up to do what?
14:05Alex.
14:06Lloyd Langford.
14:07Is it?
14:11I'll have to look at the card.
14:13Anyone know Akelin?
14:16No.
14:19I'm just having a bit of fun.
14:21Yeah, I'm fine.
14:22Just lighting up, OK?
14:23Anyone know what Kitty and Anne are doing?
14:25Is it exciting?
14:26Is it Emma?
14:26Uh, they're doing a TV show together called Bad Company.
14:29Yeah, yeah, for the ABCs.
14:31Ethan Hawke was remembering Robert Redford this week.
14:34Can I tell you the last words he ever said to me?
14:36Yeah.
14:37He said, stop.
14:39He said, stop what?
14:41LaRouge?
14:41Stop joking me.
14:44I think anyone's involved in it anyway with the passing of Robert Redford.
14:52Robert's advice, Ed.
14:53Stop wearing cowboy hats.
14:54Oh, Ed, let's take a look.
14:55Stop wearing a cowboy hat.
14:57Yeah.
14:57People think you're losing your hair.
15:00Excellent advice.
15:01Points are yours, Ed.
15:02Well, exciting news for Ben Stiller.
15:04He's just launched his own what?
15:06Ed.
15:07It's hair gel and it's made out of...
15:08No, it's not.
15:10It's not related to hair.
15:11But it's a product.
15:12It's a product.
15:13He's endorsed Emma.
15:15It's like a whiskey.
15:16Yeah, it's a drink but not whiskey.
15:18He's going to be called Ben D. Stiller.
15:19Well, sadly, not a whiskey.
15:25It's a brand of...
15:27I didn't know there's, like, drinks.
15:29Yeah.
15:29You would even say a mixer for the distiller.
15:31Indeed.
15:31Soft drinks are low-calorie sodas.
15:34Thank you, Alice.
15:35Oh, ten have confirmed the new host of Millionaire Hot Seat.
15:38Who is it?
15:40Ed.
15:41Chat GPT.
15:42Is anyone know?
15:44Exciting news.
15:45Who is the new host of Emma?
15:47His name is Jamal Malik.
15:49What?
15:49And he knows every answer to every question because of experiences.
15:55As a child in the slums of India.
15:59Arush is nodding puristly.
16:00Who is this person?
16:02This is from the movie Slumdog Millionaire.
16:05Wow.
16:06That's a niche reference.
16:09Who is it?
16:11Australia's sweetheart.
16:13Clint.
16:14Rebecca Gibney.
16:16Is indeed hosting the show.
16:17Speaking of game shows, Glenn, you sort of made an appearance on The Chase.
16:21The Drover's Wife is a painting by Australian Russell who?
16:26Russell Quate.
16:27Stop.
16:29Didn't get the points.
16:32Didn't get the points, but you get the points there.
16:34Well, this was unexpected.
16:36We're looking at releasing it in cinemas and hopefully get it on Netflix.
16:40Ooh, what's Pauline hoping to get on Netflix?
16:43Alex.
16:44Sex tape.
16:45Is.
16:46Don't think she's looking at that hand.
16:48K-pop immigration hunter.
16:50Is.
16:53Glenn, what's Pauline hoping to get on Netflix?
16:56My Fish and Chips Rules.
16:59That would do that.
17:01Arush, do you know anything about Pauline Hanson?
17:03Yeah.
17:04I know not to say anything.
17:06Yeah.
17:08Very good.
17:09Probably wise, Arush.
17:10Probably wise.
17:11No, it's this thing.
17:12She's been on YouTube for a while.
17:13Emma.
17:13She's got a documentary or a film or something named after herself.
17:18None of those words are correct.
17:19Uh, Ed.
17:22It's like, it's a cartoon, Tommy.
17:23Yeah, it's called Please Explain.
17:25Yeah, Please Explain.
17:25She does this cartoon series.
17:26Very good.
17:27Yeah, she's been doing it forever on YouTube.
17:29Yes, Alex.
17:30Safe to say that'll only be released in English.
17:32Oh, this show returned to Paramount Plus on Thursday.
17:38I love to flirt and make the girls squirt.
17:40We're back, baby.
17:42Woo!
17:44Yes!
17:45Woo!
17:46Ripper, let's go!
17:49What's the show, Glenn?
17:50Well, I don't know, but where can I watch the list?
17:55Now, now we're talking.
17:57Right here on Paramount Plus.
17:59But what's the show, Ed?
18:00It's called Herpes at First Sight.
18:03It's season two of...
18:03It's a fun show.
18:04Ah, it's right here on Paramount Plus, Arouge.
18:07It's called Aussie Shore.
18:08Ed, points to yours.
18:09It's season two of Aussie Shore.
18:11Returning to Paramount Plus.
18:12We've got to take a break.
18:13Back with our special guest.
18:14Right after this.
18:21Well, that's what you have to do.
18:23It's time to meet our special guest, Chris Master.
18:26He's a cave diving doctor
18:27who helped rescue a Thai kid's soccer team
18:30back in 2018.
18:31Say hello to Dr. Richard Harry Harris.
18:37Welcome.
18:38Welcome.
18:39Welcome, Doctor.
18:40Can we call you Harry?
18:41Please do.
18:42We will indeed.
18:42Let's start with...
18:44Let's start with the event that captivated the world,
18:46the rescue of the Wild Boars soccer team.
18:48Where were you when you first got the call?
18:51I was in the operating theatre in Adelaide.
18:53I was helping with a thyroidectomy.
18:55Mm-hmm.
18:55That would be a good question for the panel.
18:57Good.
18:59I don't want to interrupt so quickly,
19:00but should you be taking calls during surgery?
19:02Good point.
19:04Just a couple of texts.
19:05Sure.
19:06Nothing wrong with that.
19:06There we are.
19:07We're having a thorn.
19:07Nothing wrong with that.
19:08So you got the call,
19:09and so you administered the sedation protocol
19:12to get the kids down through all those tunnels.
19:14Yep.
19:14I read somewhere that had things gone pear-shaped,
19:17you and the other team of doctors
19:20could have been charged by Thai authorities.
19:22Look, that was mentioned by the Department of Foreign Affairs
19:24literally as I was about to walk into the cave
19:26on that first morning.
19:27This man from the government from Australia
19:29sidled up to me and said,
19:30look, in the event of an incident,
19:31it's not impossible that you could end up
19:33in the Thai judicial system.
19:36Wow.
19:36And I sort of interpreted that
19:37as to something bad could happen to me.
19:39Mm-mm-mm.
19:40But to be honest, look,
19:41we were so busy thinking about the plan
19:43and, you know, heading into the cave
19:45that I honestly couldn't really take much...
19:47Too much notice of that, I said.
19:49Was it your idea to do the medicine?
19:52No, it was Rick Stanton, one of the British divers,
19:54and I was very much opposed to it.
19:56I thought it was a very poor idea.
19:57I mean, how nerve-wracking for him
19:58to have to go in and be like,
19:59hear me out, I want to drug the boys.
20:01Hear me out.
20:02Hear me out.
20:03But you did it.
20:04Well, yeah, in the end,
20:05only after I thought there was seriously
20:07no other way to get the kids out, so...
20:10Let's talk cave diving.
20:11We've got some footage here, Harry,
20:12of some stuff, I think.
20:14You might have shot of a dive
20:15in a glacier in Canada,
20:17and that is to many of us watching.
20:20So the dive itself is really pleasant.
20:22The dive itself?
20:23What is really pleasant about that?
20:25Well, that's my friend Craig.
20:26Yeah?
20:26That's four-degree water
20:28about a kilometre underground
20:29under a mountain
20:30and a glacier in Canada.
20:31It was minus 26 outside,
20:33but you can see inside the cave,
20:34it's quite warm.
20:35It's got water in it, not ice, so...
20:36I repeat my question.
20:37What is pleasant?
20:38Do you get much salmon,
20:41prawns down there?
20:43Not much wildlife, no.
20:45Yes, Arouge?
20:46If I do that,
20:47can you drug me?
20:51Fair question.
20:52A fair question.
20:53For many people,
20:54wedging themselves
20:55into a dark space like that
20:57underwater
20:57would be their idea of a nightmare.
21:00You obviously don't suffer claustrophobia.
21:02I mean, I do understand
21:03that point of view,
21:03but, um...
21:05Obviously, I've gone around that.
21:07Sure.
21:07Yeah, no, I find it
21:08very relaxing, actually.
21:09Very meditative, in fact.
21:10What's the deepest
21:11you've gone to?
21:12Uh, 285 metres.
21:15That's extraordinary.
21:16What's down there?
21:17Where'd he go?
21:17Yeah, what is...
21:17Where, where, what's...
21:18Where are you finding
21:19Ray O'Leary in Vanuatu down there?
21:22Where'd he go down there?
21:22What's down 280 metres?
21:23Yeah, wet rocks,
21:25I think is the standard answer.
21:26More wet rocks.
21:27Yes, Emma.
21:28Can I just quickly explain
21:29cave diving to Glenn?
21:30Yeah.
21:31It's like you swim into a, like...
21:32No, no, no.
21:33Well, we've gone down
21:35here, but thank you, Emma.
21:38Um, so, have you ever
21:39had the bends?
21:41Uh, I have had the bends.
21:42Uh, a couple of times.
21:43Only once with any significance.
21:45What does it feel like?
21:46It's fine.
21:46It's fine.
21:47It's fine.
21:47It's fine.
21:48It's fine.
21:49Oh, it's a bit achy.
21:50I don't know if it is.
21:51It's a bit uncomfortable.
21:51But you don't...
21:52So you'd recommend it
21:53as a doctor?
21:53No, not so much.
21:54No, it is best avoided.
21:56So what are the new
21:56documentaries?
21:57You've got a new documentary...
21:58Where's the deepest
21:59cave in the world
21:59that you died of?
22:00Ah, well, the deepest
22:02cave in the world
22:03alive, it's in France,
22:04and the world record
22:05is 312 metres.
22:07Okay.
22:07Actually, chasing records
22:08is not a good idea.
22:09I agree.
22:09Things often end badly
22:11doing that.
22:11Yeah, sorry, I asked.
22:12So the new doco, Deeper,
22:14is about a cave
22:15in the South Island
22:16in New Zealand,
22:17a bit to the west
22:18of Nelson,
22:19called the Pierce Resurgence.
22:20Absolutely beautiful place
22:21that I have been
22:22a bit obsessed with
22:23and now finally
22:24showing the rest
22:25of the world
22:25what it's like.
22:26Well, indeed,
22:26you've moved into
22:27the world of feature
22:27filmmaking.
22:28Let's take a look
22:29at a moment from Deeper.
22:31It's the most dangerous
22:31thing we've ever attempted.
22:33Try not to worry, Simon.
22:35At that depth,
22:36anything goes wrong.
22:37There's no chance
22:38of a rescue.
22:39Can you hear me?
22:40If you panic,
22:42you are going to die.
22:43Can you hear me?
22:46Exactly.
22:47Reaction is right.
22:48What was the most
22:48challenging thing
22:49about that dive, Harry?
22:51The decompression,
22:52you know,
22:52sitting around
22:53in six degree water
22:54for 12, 13 hours
22:55and waiting
22:57to get back
22:57to the surface.
22:58You know there's
22:58a thing called golf,
22:59yeah?
23:02Not for me.
23:03Not for you.
23:03No, I get it.
23:04No, no.
23:04Oh, jeez.
23:05Aruz, your thoughts?
23:06I want drugs.
23:07OK.
23:11Hey, Harry has
23:12kindly agreed
23:13to ask you five
23:13some questions.
23:14We've got the cards there.
23:15Lots of beauties.
23:15Let's jump into it.
23:17Are you checking?
23:18No, no, no.
23:18I'm just, yeah.
23:20Fact checking.
23:21Meet Polish adventurer
23:22Andrzej Barjil.
23:24He just became
23:25the first person
23:26to do what?
23:27Glenn.
23:28I think he skied
23:29a big mountain.
23:33Very big.
23:34Very big.
23:35You might say
23:36the biggest.
23:36Was it the number one?
23:37Was it Everest?
23:38Yes.
23:39He skied down it.
23:40He climbed up it,
23:40skied down it
23:41without oxygen.
23:43Yes, Emma.
23:44So he's a ski pole.
23:45That's good.
23:46He loves it!
23:47He loves it!
23:51No facial expression
23:52in my life
23:53has ever been
23:53as satisfying
23:54as the delight
23:55on Dr. Harris's
23:56first and last.
23:57It's a dad joke.
23:59It's an uncle Arthur joke.
24:00You know what?
24:01I'll take it back.
24:01Oh, yeah.
24:02We'll add it.
24:03Next question, please.
24:04It's a huge week
24:04for Nick Cave.
24:05What did he just receive?
24:07Emma.
24:08Did you say Nick Cave?
24:09Yeah.
24:09Did you rescue him?
24:11Not Nick Cave.
24:12I'm going to Nick Cave.
24:14Alex.
24:14Did Dumbledore
24:15make him head of potions?
24:17It's a touch.
24:18But does anyone
24:19know what's happened
24:20in Nick's plot?
24:21Ed.
24:21Honorary degree.
24:23Nearly.
24:23Actual degree.
24:24Oh, it's very important
24:25to get it right.
24:26No, go on.
24:27We need this out.
24:27Sorry, Ed.
24:28It's an honorary doctorate.
24:30Yes.
24:31Well done.
24:31Glenn?
24:33Degree.
24:34Oh!
24:37What do you do with this?
24:38What do you do with this,
24:40Mr. Doctor?
24:41To date him?
24:42No, that's it.
24:43It's a doctorate.
24:44He's right.
24:44Honorary doctorate.
24:45We'll give it to Glenn.
24:46The details are, Harry.
24:47Thanks, Glenn.
24:48The Royal College of Art
24:49in London.
24:50Honorary doctorate.
24:51How do you feel,
24:51as a genuine doctor,
24:53how do you feel
24:54when, like,
24:54posers like that
24:55get one?
24:57I'd say the other way around.
24:58Actually, well,
24:58the honorary doctorate.
24:59No, but a real PhD doctor.
25:00They're the real ones.
25:03That make sense?
25:04A rouge,
25:05I am out of my depth.
25:05Sorry.
25:07Glenn,
25:07we're going to give you
25:08the points.
25:08Next question, please, Harry.
25:09To the Himalayas.
25:10Why do you think
25:18this video is getting
25:19a bit of a blowback?
25:21Ah, a rouge.
25:22Mount Everest came out
25:23as non-binary.
25:24Yeah.
25:25It is confusing.
25:28You make a good point.
25:29A lot of colour.
25:31No, it was awful.
25:32It was a promo
25:33for a, like,
25:34an outdoors clothing company
25:36and this environmental impact
25:37is horrible.
25:38That's absolutely true.
25:39Not one of my sponsors, mind.
25:40Well, who are your sponsors?
25:42Who have you got?
25:42O3, dry suits
25:43and scuba prey.
25:44Yeah.
25:45Because deep down,
25:46you want the best.
25:53That's, like,
25:53the hottest thing
25:54I've ever heard.
25:56All right.
25:57Ed, points are yours.
25:58Next question, please.
25:59What dress is that promo?
26:00Oh, now,
26:01this is extraordinary.
26:02For the first time ever,
26:03leopard sharks
26:04have been filmed
26:04doing what?
26:06Emma.
26:07This is awesome.
26:09They had a threesome.
26:10Yes.
26:11That's exactly what they did.
26:12It's the sexiest ocean news
26:14since Moby Dick.
26:16Arouche.
26:17I'm sorry,
26:17Emma, were you in it?
26:18Yeah.
26:21Very excited, but...
26:22Emma, you have the points.
26:25Would you like to see?
26:26Yes.
26:27I would love nothing more.
26:29Let's take a look.
26:29That's on their only
26:34Finns page.
26:35Thank you, Ed.
26:37Thank you, Ed.
26:38We have to take a break.
26:40You can see deeper
26:41in cinemas nationally
26:42starting from October 5.
26:44Would you please
26:44thank Dr. Richard?
26:45There he is.
26:45There he is.
26:56We're back
26:57and it's time
26:58for our one-on-one challenge.
26:59This week saw world leaders
27:01gather in New York
27:02for the UN General Assembly.
27:04And when you think assembly,
27:05you think of...
27:06Oh, God.
27:07...Ikea.
27:07No.
27:08...hurniture.
27:09Combine those two concepts
27:10and you get...
27:11Wanda, don't do it.
27:12What are we doing?
27:13What is this?
27:14Assemble this.
27:18There we go.
27:19What are you doing?
27:20Oh, no.
27:22He's got a little bear.
27:24A little...
27:24Is that a United Nations?
27:25Do I even need
27:26to explain the rules?
27:27No, not at all.
27:28I'll show you each a name.
27:29All you've got to do
27:30is tell me if it belongs
27:31to a UN delegate
27:32or a product from Ikea.
27:35Wow.
27:36Emma, let's start with you.
27:40Just wait a second.
27:44It's going to work.
27:45It is going to work, Emma.
27:46Trust me.
27:47This is fine.
27:47Emma, blood flutter.
27:49Nordic lawyer
27:50turned globetrotting negotiator
27:52who now brings his expertise
27:54to the UN
27:54giving Norway a say
27:56in the Big Apple's
27:56biggest debates
27:57or printed on high-quality canvas
28:00with an oak effect frame,
28:02your home will be charmed
28:03with this striking artwork
28:04because every wall
28:05deserves a story.
28:07Wow.
28:09I'll just tilt your head
28:10a little bit more.
28:10Sorry, it's not quite working?
28:12Yeah, that's what you...
28:12Perfect.
28:13That's going to save the segment?
28:14Yeah, that's good.
28:14That's nice.
28:15Yeah, that's good.
28:16That's helped.
28:18I think you're...
28:18What do you reckon, Emma?
28:19Is it the UN delegate
28:21or is it the wall painting?
28:23I mean, I don't know
28:24what either of those things are.
28:25So, it's just kind of
28:27a coin toss, isn't it?
28:28No, no, because you're an artist
28:29and would you think
28:30that work there
28:31would be described
28:32by Ikea as blood flutter?
28:35I think it'd be described
28:36as tacky.
28:37Okay.
28:39Very unpopular.
28:39Sorry, sorry.
28:40I'll never insult Ikea
28:41right again.
28:42My bad.
28:43You seem to really be
28:45pushing the artwork things.
28:46No, no, no, no, no.
28:48So, it's not...
28:49Okay, I'm going to go
28:50with the guy.
28:51When I say no, no, no...
28:52Okay.
28:54I'm just saying,
28:55remember, if you get it right
28:56and it's a product,
28:57you get to keep the product.
28:58Oh, wait, I get to take
28:59the painting home.
29:00Oh, I'll go with the guy then.
29:01Okay.
29:05Very disrespectful.
29:06It is, in fact,
29:07it's the Ikea product
29:10right there.
29:10There you go.
29:11Oh, wow, it looks so much
29:12better in person.
29:14Sorry, Emma,
29:15you don't get to take
29:16the painting home
29:17or we'll get the points.
29:18Glenn...
29:19Oh, okay.
29:20Cox.
29:21Sorry?
29:22Veteran Dutch politician
29:23Martinus,
29:24a.k.a. Tiny Cox,
29:26a long-time parliamentarian
29:28who's stood firm
29:29on his advocacy
29:31for human rights
29:32and international law.
29:33Or,
29:34you'll be handling
29:35your interior like a pro
29:36with these modern
29:37brass-plated steel knobs.
29:39They're sleek and sturdy
29:40and, yes,
29:40they come with screws included.
29:47Well,
29:48the trick to this game
29:49is you put them
29:50in a sentence.
29:51That's what you do.
29:51So,
29:52you're going to Ikea.
29:54How many cocks
29:55have you got left?
29:57Two.
29:58I don't know.
30:00Hey,
30:01cocksy,
30:01what do you want for lights?
30:04And what feels right?
30:06I think the lights
30:06are cocks.
30:08Lights.
30:09Lights.
30:10Lights?
30:11Are they lights?
30:13They're knobs.
30:14There are no lights.
30:15They're knobs.
30:16Steel knobs
30:17for your door.
30:18Nobs and cocks.
30:22Wow.
30:23That's just a double
30:24entendre of gift,
30:25isn't it?
30:27What do you reckon?
30:28Is it the UN delegate
30:29or is it the knobs?
30:30I'm just enjoying you
30:31not moving your head
30:32because you're worried
30:33about the hat falling off.
30:34No,
30:35I'll go with the knobs.
30:37Yeah,
30:37sadly,
30:37it is in fact
30:38tiny cocks
30:39does belong to the UN.
30:41Sorry,
30:42Glenn.
30:42Who cares?
30:43All right.
30:46El Rouge.
30:47Kallas.
30:48Tough Estonian diplomat.
30:50This bureaucratic blonde bombshell
30:52earned the nickname
30:53of Europe's Iron Lady
30:54or relax beside
30:56this mini table mushroom lamp.
30:58Guarantee to enhance your mood.
31:00It's positively delightful.
31:01Vasegood.
31:05Kallas.
31:06First of all,
31:07that hat makes me afraid of you.
31:10OK.
31:11I'm sorry I'm causing that effect.
31:14Do you think Kallas sounds like
31:15a UN diplomat
31:16or a mushroom table lamp?
31:19I just,
31:20I really want
31:21the mushroom table lamp.
31:23I think you could fit that
31:24in my luggage.
31:25Sure.
31:25So I'm just going to go
31:27with the mushroom table lamp.
31:29Do you shop often in Ikea?
31:31Yes.
31:32Yes,
31:32I do.
31:33And that's,
31:34I need that mushroom table lamp.
31:37Complete.
31:37Well,
31:37Rouge,
31:38you're going home with
31:39Give it to her.
31:39A UN delegate.
31:43I'm sorry,
31:44Aruj,
31:44sorry about that.
31:46Hey Alex.
31:46Hey ya.
31:49Fieka,
31:49seasoned emiracy
31:50from Croatia
31:51who's navigated
31:52the complicated terrain
31:54of sanctions
31:54following the country's
31:55independence in the 1990s
31:57or spruce up your home
31:59with this artificial
32:00potted plant.
32:01Great for dark corners
32:02and busy schedules,
32:04it'll remain lifelike
32:05all year long.
32:05Can I have that
32:06pronounced again,
32:07sorry?
32:08Fieka.
32:09Fieka.
32:10You did a bit of
32:12Fieka Tom.
32:13Fieka Tom.
32:14Does that sound like
32:15a fake plant?
32:17I'm sorry,
32:17but the hat is crazy.
32:18Like,
32:18I mean,
32:19I'm not afraid of you
32:20but you look like
32:21a baby missing
32:22an oversized lollipop.
32:23I do see that.
32:25I think it's cute.
32:26Anyway,
32:27I have recently
32:28been to Ikea
32:28and they didn't have
32:31heaps of fake plants.
32:32They did actually
32:33have a lot of
32:33like real plants.
32:34Yeah.
32:34So,
32:35but I could be
32:36misremembering
32:36but I'm going to go
32:37with the delicate.
32:38Sadly,
32:39you will not be going home
32:40with the face-pasting
32:41bar.
32:43Seriously,
32:44you want that?
32:46Sorry,
32:46Alice,
32:47all right.
32:47Well,
32:47what am I going to look at
32:48in the dark corners now?
32:52Seafood.
32:52Ed,
32:57Vihal,
32:59from party newcomer
33:00to UN delegate,
33:01she has led European reforms
33:02on social media
33:03and is currently
33:04the youngest senior
33:05appointment in UN history
33:06or display your
33:08favourite objects
33:09with this robust
33:09floor-to-ceiling
33:1010-shelf combination
33:11storage solution
33:12that brings both
33:13function and flair
33:14to any room.
33:15Now,
33:16hang on.
33:17This is a trick,
33:18yeah?
33:18Because if I get it,
33:19I keep it.
33:21So,
33:21it's probably the product
33:22then,
33:22do you think?
33:23Nah,
33:23nah,
33:24nah,
33:24nah,
33:24nah.
33:24That would mean
33:26that you'd need
33:27to have one of those
33:28giant fihals
33:30next to your knobs
33:33and your cocks
33:34and your fake ears.
33:37So,
33:39I'm not an idiot.
33:40It's the person
33:41wasting everyone's time
33:43with social media
33:43at the UN
33:44because you don't have
33:45one of those giant
33:46bookcases.
33:46This is stupid.
33:47It's the woman.
33:48It's the young diplomat.
33:50Ten points.
33:50It's the IKEA
33:52product.
34:01He didn't get it.
34:04Take it out.
34:06Hang on.
34:07Wait.
34:08It's nice of you
34:09to get two of the
34:10blokes to rent one
34:10of your flats
34:11to bring it in.
34:13Sorry, Ed.
34:13I don't get it.
34:14You do not get it,
34:15sir.
34:16That's ridiculous.
34:16Sorry, Ed.
34:17Oh, and all too soon
34:18that brings us
34:19to the end of...
34:20Assemble this.
34:23Back with more
34:24happy green paint
34:25attention
34:25and after this.
34:35We're back.
34:36You're watching
34:36happy green paint
34:37position.
34:37Hands on buzzers.
34:40And to the U.S.
34:41It's that time
34:42of year again
34:42when the world
34:43turns its attention
34:44to some of
34:44Alaska's biggest
34:46celebrities.
34:47She, of course,
34:48speaks of...
34:49Arush?
34:50Bigfoot and Yeti.
34:51They are.
34:52That's true.
34:53Big is one of the
34:54words sort of
34:55involved in the answer.
34:56In a way.
34:57Go on, Gwen.
34:58I have it every time.
34:59Big bear?
35:00Think more,
35:01less body positive.
35:03Alex.
35:03Fat bear week.
35:04Fat bear week.
35:05They do it every year.
35:06They see which bear
35:08can put on the most
35:09weight before
35:09hibernation.
35:10Alex, you can have
35:11the points.
35:12Oh, I believe we have
35:13a video quiz master
35:14standing by.
35:15Hi, Tom.
35:15Hi, everybody.
35:16I'm Jan, skydiving
35:17instructor from the
35:18UK.
35:19Skydive Langer.
35:20On my recent skydive,
35:22I've captured something
35:23that's gone viral.
35:25Can you guess what I saw?
35:26UN diplomat.
35:27No, no, no.
35:29The question was,
35:30what did Jan capture
35:31on his skydiver, Alex?
35:33I think he just saw
35:34his own house.
35:34It's always so exciting.
35:35But this went viral.
35:38We've apparently
35:39not seen this phenomenon.
35:40Hey, Glenn.
35:41A ring?
35:41A natural forming ring
35:42or something?
35:43Or a rainbow?
35:46Glenn, let's see
35:47if you're right.
35:48I saw a circular rainbow.
35:49Take a look.
35:51That is pretty neat,
35:52isn't it?
35:53Circular rainbow.
35:54Points are yours, Glenn.
35:55Oh, not a good week
35:56for accused assassin
35:57Ryan Ruth.
35:58What's happened
35:58to Mr. Ruth this question?
36:02Well, even worse.
36:03Arouge.
36:04His true crime podcast
36:05idea was rejected.
36:06Yeah, because you can't
36:08be the centre
36:08of your own podcast.
36:09Glenn?
36:10He's the guy
36:11that hid on the golf course
36:12and tried to assassinate
36:14President Trump.
36:15President Trump.
36:16Interesting, he lost three shots
36:20off his handicap.
36:20There we go.
36:22Thank you very much.
36:26What's happened to him, Emma?
36:28Where'd you get that photo of him?
36:30Probably the police.
36:32Because you want to be careful
36:33about asking an assassin
36:34for their headshot.
36:36You do make a good point.
36:38I need to know
36:38what's happened
36:39in Ryan's world.
36:40Guilty?
36:40Yes, he's found guilty
36:41of attempting
36:41to assassinate President Trump.
36:43Gaelic footballer
36:44turned politician
36:45Justin McNulty
36:46interrupted Northern Ireland's
36:48Parliament this week
36:48to announce what?
36:51Arouge.
36:51That he left his store on.
36:53And there would be,
36:54that's worth calling
36:54a break,
36:55an adjournment to proceed.
36:56It was actually quite,
36:57it was not a million miles away,
36:59Arouge.
36:59Alex?
36:59I know this,
37:00he announced
37:01that he'd lost his phone.
37:02Well, someone had stolen
37:04his phone.
37:04Take a look.
37:04The question is
37:05that the Assembly
37:06denied your
37:07point of order.
37:09Who nicked my phone?
37:10Sorry?
37:11Somebody stole my phone.
37:12Point of order.
37:16Who nicked my phone?
37:18Alright, it's time
37:18to get the resting
37:19heart rate up.
37:28And tonight's
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37:35It's a no-brainer.
37:36To the AFL Grand Final
37:37and Snoop Dogg
37:38was joined by
37:39what surprise guest?
37:41Ah, Glenn.
37:41Ooh, yeah.
37:45It was a real highlight.
37:47Jessica Mellboy
37:47and Snoop Dogg
37:49got it on.
37:51Yeah, well,
37:51Jess Mellboy,
37:53they got it on.
37:53Did you like
37:54the Snoop Dogg?
37:55I did.
37:55I'm a big Snoop Dogg fan.
37:56Yeah.
37:57I love the...
37:58What?
37:58What's wrong?
37:58What's your favourite
37:59Snoop Dogg track?
38:00Yeah.
38:02Drop it like it's hard.
38:03Well, a tough week
38:10for legendary cricket
38:11umpire Dickie Bird.
38:12What's that?
38:12What's happened?
38:13Glenn,
38:14tough week?
38:17Because the answer
38:18to the question,
38:18he died.
38:20I mean...
38:21And the tough week
38:24is when your relatives
38:25come to say so,
38:26you know,
38:26what are you doing
38:26next week?
38:27Oh, I'm dying.
38:29Glenn,
38:30I'll give you the points.
38:30He passed away
38:31at the age of 92.
38:32To the world of skateboarding.
38:35Incredible,
38:36terrifying,
38:37Sandro Diaz
38:37is about to go
38:38where no skateboarder
38:39has ever gone before.
38:41Where is Sandro Diaz
38:43going
38:44where no skateboarder
38:44has a rouge?
38:46Do you know
38:46a city?
38:48Some very qualified,
38:49very qualified
38:50skateboarders,
38:52but no,
38:53he's about to do so.
38:54Emma?
38:54No,
38:54he's going back inside
38:55when mum tells him to.
38:58I don't hear the terminology
38:59wrong,
39:00but he went down
39:01a really slope,
39:02like a really big
39:02sloping one.
39:03The world's highest
39:04drop-ins?
39:05Yeah.
39:05You want to see it?
39:06No.
39:06Yeah.
39:07Well, we are going to
39:08show it to you.
39:09It was off a building
39:09in Brazil.
39:10Take a look.
39:21It's a bit sort of
39:22anticlimactic at the end.
39:24It's like it starts off
39:25epic and ends up
39:26like a Channel 7
39:27game show.
39:27Yeah, we're back.
39:29Well done,
39:30Mr.
39:30Mr.
39:31Diaz.
39:32Tennis icon
39:32Rafael Nadal
39:34issued a public
39:34warning to fans
39:36this week
39:36about what worrying
39:37online trend
39:38on the model.
39:39Alex?
39:39Oh, it's AI
39:40generated images.
39:42Someone's used
39:42to scam videos
39:43using his image
39:44to sell
39:46UE insurance
39:47apparently.
39:47So it's...
39:48Yeah.
39:49That's what it is.
39:50Tough week
39:51for Cleveland
39:52Guardians player
39:53David Fry.
39:54What happened
39:54to Mr. Fry?
39:55Alex?
39:56He got a runny nose.
39:57Well,
39:58it was the lead-up
39:58for the runny eyes.
39:59Come in.
40:00Tough week,
40:00was it?
40:00Not that tough.
40:03No, I know
40:04what happened.
40:04He got whacked
40:06in the nose
40:08by a pitch.
40:09You have it,
40:10I think.
40:11Take a look.
40:12He squares.
40:13He tried to
40:14bunt and it
40:15hit the bat
40:16and then hit him
40:16in the face.
40:17We've got to take a break.
40:18Back with our winner
40:18right after this.
40:19We're back.
40:29Let's close the show
40:30out with a little
40:30Rapid Recall.
40:32And tonight's
40:33Rapid Recall
40:34is proudly brought
40:35to you by UE.
40:35You haven't shopped
40:36around until you've
40:37tried UE.
40:38Start that clock.
40:39Mushroom murderer
40:40Erin Patterson
40:41attempted to sell
40:42what on Facebook
40:43Marketplace this week?
40:45One of those
40:46little mushroom lamps
40:47you had.
40:47Give her a break
40:50everyone.
40:51The flu is in the
40:52photo.
40:52She tried to sell
40:53the car.
40:54Yeah, the red MG.
40:55The MG's up the
40:55garage.
40:56Her lawyer has
40:56listed it.
40:57Vladimir Zelensky
40:58has said he's ready
40:59to step down as
41:00Ukrainian president
41:01after what?
41:03Glenn, a tough
41:04week.
41:07Every week's a
41:08tough week I'm
41:08afraid in that
41:09part of the world
41:09but he said he'll
41:10step down when...
41:12He gets one
41:13million followers
41:14on TikTok.
41:15I think he's
41:16probably got that.
41:17When the war
41:18finishes?
41:19Well, after the
41:20war with Russia
41:20is over.
41:21Leonardo DiCaprio
41:22revealed an agent
41:23told him early in
41:24his career to
41:25change his name
41:26to...
41:27Arush?
41:28Matt Damon.
41:29Would be, yeah.
41:30He would have
41:31hoped as a career
41:32boot.
41:33He said Leonardo
41:35should be...
41:35I know this.
41:36I saw it.
41:37It's Lenny
41:37Williams.
41:38Yes.
41:38Which he only
41:39uses in the
41:40teen chat rooms.
41:40Oh, there you go.
41:41They said his
41:43name was too
41:43ethnic to get
41:44roles back in
41:45the days.
41:46Dad bod,
41:47riz and
41:48cancel culture.
41:49Why are those
41:49terms back in
41:50our news?
41:51Glenn?
41:52I did a nude
41:53photo shoot.
41:53Sure, no.
41:55Well, that'd be
41:56cancel culture.
41:58Anyone know?
41:59Emma?
42:00They've been put
42:00in the dictionary.
42:01Yeah, Merriam
42:02Webster dictionary
42:03has included them.
42:04Big week for
42:04South Korean
42:05tattoo artists.
42:05What's happened?
42:06Whoa.
42:07Oh, sorry.
42:09We asked a lot
42:10there.
42:10They're modelling
42:11Glenn's underwear
42:12line.
42:14What are they doing?
42:15Alex?
42:16They can get
42:17tattoos now.
42:18I think they used
42:18to have to get them
42:19from medical
42:19professionals or
42:20something.
42:21Now anyone can
42:21do them.
42:22Can you imagine
42:23the doctor's tattoos?
42:24They'd be illegible.
42:25They would be.
42:26Australian horror
42:27film Together has
42:28been digitally altered
42:30in China to
42:31remove what?
42:32Glenn?
42:33I think it was
42:34a sex scene.
42:35There was a
42:37gay couple and
42:38they've been edited
42:39to look straight.
42:40Yeah, yeah.
42:40Whoa.
42:41Wait, isn't that
42:42what I want?
42:43Well, you said
42:43a sex scene.
42:44They weren't having
42:45sex, they were
42:46just a couple.
42:47I don't know
42:47what they get up
42:48to.
42:50According to
42:51Consumer Group
42:52Choice, Aldi is
42:53the best supermarket
42:54for Aussies to
42:54get what?
42:56Stressed at
42:57the check-in?
42:58But boy,
42:59Emma.
43:02A good deal.
43:03Yes, it's the
43:04cheapest groceries.
43:05Hotel chain Holiday
43:06Inn Express have
43:07just launched new
43:08alarm clocks that
43:09wake up guests in
43:10what unusual way?
43:12Emma?
43:12When they least
43:13expect it.
43:14That would be
43:14unusual.
43:16Now, Alex?
43:16No, they smell
43:17like things.
43:18You know, bacon,
43:19muffins, shrimp.
43:20Yes.
43:22It sounds like she's
43:23joking.
43:23You're right, Alex.
43:24Coffee, muffins,
43:25bacon wake you up
43:26with the smell.
43:27This is groundbreaking.
43:28For the first time,
43:29doctors have
43:29successfully treated
43:30what genetic
43:31disease?
43:32Daddy issues.
43:34Well, I think it's
43:36still being worked
43:36on by various
43:37instances around
43:38the world.
43:39It's a terrible
43:40disease, but this
43:41is good news.
43:41Alzheimer's?
43:42No, close.
43:43I was just accusing
43:44Glenn of having
43:45Alzheimer's.
43:46Quite late.
43:48Alex?
43:48Cooties?
43:50A little more
43:51serious.
43:51Glenn?
43:52Huntington's.
43:53Huntington's disease,
43:54indeed.
43:55Well, tough weekend
43:55for the Wallaby.
43:56Oh, I'm out of time.
43:58Let's check that
43:58final leaderboard.
43:59And our winner is
44:00Glenn Robbins.
44:00He's done it.
44:07Congratulations,
44:08Carolina.
44:08And thanks to
44:09everyone for being
44:10part of the show
44:10tonight.
44:11We'll leave you
44:11with a reminder
44:12of the need to pay
44:12attention when
44:13filing a news story
44:14from a racetrack.
44:16We're here at
44:16Royal Randwick
44:17this morning looking
44:18forward to seeing
44:18these young two-year-olds.
44:24Good night,
44:24Australia.
44:25See you all next week.
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