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Have You Been Paying Attention Season 13 Episode 20
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00:00Tonight, join Anne Edmonds, Ray O'Leary, O'Rouge Ashfar, Ed Catherly and Sam Payne, as we look back on the weekend ask, have you been paying attention?
00:17And now, special guest host, Hayley Sproul.
00:22Good evening Australia, great to have your company as we look back on another busy week of breaking news.
00:29I'm Hayley Sproul, looking after the place for Tom Gleisner.
00:32It has been a crazy seven days, but we've got five people with us tonight to help make sense of those headlines.
00:38Host of the You're Not Gonna Like This podcast, who we do like, it's Ed Catherly.
00:42Hi, Lionel, nice to see you.
00:44Winner of Best Newcomer at the Edinburgh Festival, now making her Have You Been Paying Attention debut, and I hope she has been, it's O'Rouge Ashfar.
00:54And heading up a new Vanuatu tourism campaign, so look out for him on those billboards, it's Ray O'Leary.
01:01Host of Talking About Your Gen and a better half of the first couple of comedy, it's Anne Edmonds.
01:09And the winner of last week's show, I demand a recount, it's Mr. Sam Payne.
01:15Welcome everyone.
01:18Great to have you all, O'Rouge.
01:20Welcome to the show, and of course to Australia.
01:22You've just flown in from Mumbai.
01:24Yes, it's really nice to be here.
01:26It was a long flight, so I had a few coffees.
01:29Wow.
01:30They're very strong.
01:32Okay, O'Rouge, give us the O'Rouge Ashfarq story in 15 words or less.
01:37Oh, okay, um, I was born in 1995 on 24th August in Dubai, and now I'm here, oh, uh, for show.
01:50Wow.
01:52Close enough, close enough.
01:54Now, O'Rouge, you won Best Newcomer at the Edinburgh Festival in 2023.
02:02A huge honor, that must have been such a thrill for you.
02:05Yes, it was, it was amazing.
02:07I was really happy to have done that, because that opened up a lot of new opportunities for me.
02:11Really?
02:12Yeah, well look at this, you even made it onto TV in India.
02:14Have a look.
02:27Wow.
02:32Like, what amount was that for?
02:35Like, how much money did they win?
02:36It was, um, a month's worth of rent.
02:39It was, um...
02:41That's, that's what my win was worth.
02:43Okay.
02:44Uh, well, great to have you, O'Rouge.
02:46Hi, Ray, how are ya?
02:47I'm good, thank you, Hayley.
02:48How are you going?
02:49Yeah, really good.
02:50Nice to have another Kiwi on the show.
02:51Is it?
02:56Wow.
02:57Too hot there, Anne.
02:58Too hot.
02:59Tom teased this a while back, but thrilled to now say that you are somehow the face of
03:04Vanuatu's new tourism campaign.
03:06Look at this.
03:10Yes.
03:11I don't...
03:12When people hear Vanuatu, there's one face they picture, and it is...
03:16That's right, O'Leary.
03:17Well, I tell you what, I've got a treat for us, let's have a look.
03:19Immersing myself in nature, and communing with the wildlife, sharing the local cuisine.
03:28Do you do wonderful, isn't it?
03:30Mmm.
03:31Oh!
03:32Wow!
03:33Wow!
03:38Was that paid for by Fiji to stop people going there?
03:41Yeah.
03:42It's great to see you've got your beach suit out as well, Ray.
03:44Yeah, no, thank you.
03:45Yeah, I'm the face of Vanuatu, but unfortunately I still have the body of an American.
03:48Wow!
03:50That is incredible.
03:51But yeah, it's a great place, I highly recommend people check it out.
03:54When you say, oh, it's a great place and you should go there, some examples as to why?
03:59Thank you, Sam, I think it's a great question.
04:01Yeah, so the swimming, the local customs, such as the songs.
04:12Wow.
04:14I mean, I just booked flights now, I just booked flights.
04:17I'd love to hear a little bit of one of those songs.
04:19Oh, yes, thanks!
04:22I can't do it without my make-up on.
04:26What a shame, what a shame.
04:28You're welcome, Anne, lovely to have you on the show.
04:30Thanks very much.
04:31Now, congratulations on hosting, talking about your gen premiere last week.
04:37As you know, all women are now taking over the hosting roles.
04:41I'm looking forward to Ann Pang tonight starting in.
04:44I've watched that.
04:46I've watched that.
04:47You've been doing a lot of press for the show, obviously.
04:49I have, yep, yep.
04:50Including a really beautiful Women's Weekly feature with my wife.
04:53There we are.
04:54Yes, and there.
04:55What?
04:56Yes.
04:58It's a comedy.
04:59I can't get that guy off my gravy chain.
05:02But that, yeah, that is the cover of Women's Weekly.
05:05But this sealed section, let me tell you.
05:08It was, no, it's really artsy.
05:10It's really good.
05:11Yeah, wow.
05:12Yeah, we really went for it.
05:13Did they tell you to touch feet?
05:14And like, is it meant to be a heart?
05:15What are we doing?
05:16That's the first time we've touched in about two years.
05:17Wow.
05:20Oh, absolutely amazing.
05:21All right, you lot, let's get this show on the road, hands-on buzzers.
05:24Another week, another overseas trip for Prime Minister Anthony Albanese.
05:28Where was he this time?
05:31Uh, Arouge.
05:32An Indian wedding?
05:35He went all out.
05:36No, not the answer.
05:37Ed?
05:38Vanuatu.
05:39He saw an ad with this guy.
05:41And he just thought...
05:42The songs.
05:43The songs.
05:45Songs such as...
05:47Vanuatu.
05:48Wow.
05:51I think we just lost you a job.
05:52Sam?
05:53I think it's Papua New Guinea.
05:54On the board.
05:5510 points to you.
05:56Well done.
05:57The Prime Minister announced an ambitious new proposal.
06:0062 to 70%.
06:02This is a responsible target.
06:04What is he aiming to do?
06:07Anne.
06:08That's his blood alcohol.
06:10Not what he's referring to.
06:12Arouge.
06:14Is that he's planning to reduce his screen time?
06:18He's trying to cut something.
06:20That's like carbon emissions or something.
06:21Cut Australia's emissions by 2035.
06:23There you go.
06:24Yeah, yeah.
06:25We heard this a lot during the week.
06:26The Puk Puk Treaty.
06:27The Puk Puk Treaty.
06:28The Puk Puk Treaty.
06:29The Puk Puk Treaty.
06:30The Puk Puk Treaty.
06:31What is the Puk Puk Treaty?
06:33Ray?
06:34That's what my dad calls his marriage to his third Thai wife.
06:37Whether he does or not Ray, it's not worth the points.
06:38I'm sorry.
06:39I'm going to accept that.
06:40Fair enough too.
06:41The Puk Puk Treaty.
06:42Anne?
06:43It's a new treaty with Papua New Guinea.
06:44It is a defence treaty between Australia and Papua New Guinea.
06:45Points are yours Ray?
06:46Oh, I'm more of a Vanuatu guy myself.
06:47He's trying to claw back from that problematic song you son.
07:02Next question.
07:03Donald Trump headed to the UK on Wednesday.
07:06Well, before the US President even arrived in the UK,
07:09there was controversy mid-flight.
07:10Ooh, what was the controversy?
07:13The Rouge.
07:14In-flight entertainment was Jimmy Kimmel.
07:20No.
07:23Not that controversial, no.
07:25And if he sees that joke, you'll never be allowed in.
07:27That's great.
07:29No, not the answer I need though.
07:30What was the controversy on air, Ray?
07:33He was getting increasingly paranoid
07:35because no-one believed him that there was a gremlin on the wing.
07:39No, not on the card, I'm afraid.
07:41What the hell are you talking about?
07:43No, it was something with another airplane.
07:45Did you see this yet?
07:46Yeah, why?
07:47There was a plane that went too close to Air Force One.
07:48They had to tell it to back off.
07:49Indeed.
07:50I will pass you those points.
07:52President Trump reportedly greeted Princess Kate
07:54with what three words?
07:57Sam.
07:58Take it off.
07:59Do not believe he went that far.
08:04Em.
08:05That's nice.
08:06Heard from Andrew.
08:09No, not what he said, Ray?
08:10Yeah, baby, yeah.
08:14No, not quite.
08:15A Rouge.
08:16How you doing?
08:17No.
08:19No, it was inappropriate though.
08:20Sorry, he said you're so beautiful.
08:22You're so beautiful.
08:23You're so beautiful.
08:24He said that.
08:25He said that to her.
08:26Maybe I should start doing that.
08:28Give it a go.
08:29Give it a go.
08:30What did he say?
08:31You're so beautiful.
08:32You're so beautiful.
08:33Ann Edmonds.
08:34Ann Edmonds.
08:35Ann Edmonds.
08:36I'd like you to meet Sam Pang.
08:37Sam Pang.
08:38Ann Edmonds.
08:39Take it off.
08:40No.
08:41That's in the program.
08:42Sorry, Ann.
08:43You don't have to do that.
08:44You don't have to do that.
08:45So you don't have to do that, Ann.
08:46I thought it was the women's weekly screen.
08:48No.
08:49No.
08:50No.
08:51No.
08:52No.
08:53No.
08:54No.
08:55No.
08:56No.
08:57No.
08:58No.
08:59No.
09:00No.
09:01No.
09:02No.
09:03No.
09:04No.
09:05No.
09:06The original Taco Bell.
09:09No.
09:10It's not.
09:12There's nothing Mexican about Taco Bell.
09:13Ray.
09:14It's, um, Hunchback Mating Season.
09:15No, that is not.
09:16You'd know.
09:17Arthur.
09:18Arthur.
09:19Arthur.
09:20I've got a bullying.
09:21Hayley, can you get some control of this please?
09:22I'm not, I'm not standing for this bullying.
09:24Please, be nice to Ray.
09:25It is my busiest time of the year.
09:27Hayley can you get some control of this please?
09:31I'm not standing for this bullying please.
09:33It is my busiest time of the year.
09:37No, they're kicking off celebrations for Eruj, you buzzed in.
09:40It was their independence there?
09:42It was indeed, 10 points to you.
09:44This is bizarre.
09:45To prove that she is a woman, Emmanuel and Brigitte Macron are producing what evidence to a US court?
09:52Incredible.
09:53This is incredible.
09:54And?
09:55Less pay?
09:58She's not proving that, Ray?
10:00It's nothing.
10:01She's proving she's a woman by giving them the silent treatment.
10:06Don't worry about it, I'm fine.
10:08It's nuts.
10:09It's like photos of her pregnant and the like.
10:11Correct.
10:12We've got to take a break.
10:13Back with more Have You Been Taking Attention?
10:27The Federal Government has announced its train wreck energy policy.
10:31It's ambitious and it's achievable.
10:33Written in collaboration with this weird collection of cookers and crackpots.
10:38It's an absolute game changer.
10:39Let's take you overseas now.
10:40Donald Trump has begun his state visit.
10:42Meeting with King Charles and Queen Camilla.
10:45What will the President's trip entail?
10:47Big bags of cocaine.
10:48That's not good.
10:49Well, everyone loves a good party.
10:56We're back.
10:57You're watching Have You Been Paying Attention?
10:58And just before we return to questions, Arouj, while you're here, you're doing a few live shows.
11:04Yes, I'm doing my live show.
11:06It's called How To Be A Baddie.
11:08Oh, wow.
11:09I'm a bad girl now.
11:10Yeah, yeah.
11:11Wow.
11:12How do you find Aussie audiences?
11:13Are they good?
11:14Oh, I think you all are very empathetic.
11:19I've never found that.
11:20Because...
11:23I think you haven't played for Indian audiences.
11:25Right.
11:26Do you know, Arouj, I've actually performed in India once, years ago, and about nine men
11:31took phone calls during the performance.
11:33Is that like a usual, or was it a bad show?
11:35No, I think audiences can be distracted and...
11:39No, no, no.
11:40Just tell her it was a bad show.
11:42Hayley, Hayley, I'm sure it was a good show.
11:45Men are the problem.
11:46That's what I want to hear.
11:48That's what I want to hear.
11:52Sorry, Hamo.
11:53Sorry, what was that?
11:54Ray's got a lot of deals to make.
11:56When Banuatu calls, he takes the call, you know?
11:58Yeah.
11:59Best of luck with all of your shows.
12:00Hands on buzzers.
12:01Let's get through some more questions.
12:02President Trump had some strong words on Wednesday.
12:05In my opinion, you are hurting Australia very much right now.
12:08Who was he talking to?
12:11Anne?
12:12NZ panel show guests.
12:19No, Ray, you have to stay.
12:21Not who he was talking to.
12:24Ray's hurting Australia and Vanuatu.
12:25That's okay.
12:26Australia, New Zealand and Vanuatu.
12:28Hayley, he was talking to a reporter from the ABC.
12:31Yes.
12:32John Lyons, points are yours.
12:33Now, in ice cream news.
12:35Ben and Jerry's ice cream could now be just called Ben's.
12:39What is the story this week?
12:42Arouge.
12:43Dom and Jerry.
12:46Not quite.
12:47Good, finally got him.
12:48What's the news between Ben and Jerry, Anne?
12:50I think Jerry stood down.
12:52Yes.
12:53Yes.
12:54What a scoop.
12:55Oh, here we go.
12:56Here we go.
12:58Sorry, Anne.
12:59I think someone in the audience just took a phone call.
13:02Yes, indeed.
13:03Co-founder Jerry Greenfield quit after a public feud.
13:06Wow.
13:07To a quiet day at a petrol station in Nebraska.
13:10Looks fine.
13:11What happens next?
13:12Looks fine to me.
13:13Hi.
13:14Ray.
13:15Nothing immediately, but in about a hundred years it gets a slightly bit warmer.
13:24I don't think we can watch the footage of that.
13:29I'm assuming some sort of car crash involving cars because there's a car.
13:33Good one.
13:35Something to do with cars because there's cars.
13:37Let's take a look.
13:38Yeah, okay, and everyone's fine.
13:44Okay, everyone's fine.
13:45I don't care if they are.
13:46We can laugh at them.
13:48Alright, it is time to get a little glamorous.
13:59And tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you by the new Mitsubishi Outlander.
14:03It's a bit rock and roll.
14:05Dancing with the Stars U.S. got off to an impressive start.
14:12That wasn't good.
14:13It was great!
14:15Wild, wonderful, in the best possible way.
14:20Probably the best first dance I have ever seen on this show.
14:23That was incredible.
14:24Who did they just watch?
14:26Arooge.
14:27Do you make him mad?
14:28No, no, no.
14:30A few more years before he's on the show.
14:32Anne.
14:33I feel like it might be Robert Irwin.
14:35I know he's doing it.
14:36Let's take a look.
14:37Mmm.
14:38Let's take a look.
14:39Yes!
14:40Yes!
14:44Oh, we love him.
14:45Well done, Anne.
14:46Arooge, you might know this, but you know, Ed was on the Australian version of Dancing
14:52with the Stars, Arooge.
14:54I did that.
14:55Robert Irwin did a jive for his first dance and I did a jive for my first dance.
14:59And the craziest thing was Ed was on as a star.
15:06The bullying continues on the panel tonight.
15:08Star Wars fans got their first look at what this week?
15:12Ray.
15:13Where babies come from.
15:16Still not yet, no.
15:18First look at what this week, Ed?
15:19No, no, I sound like a nerd.
15:20It was Ryan Gosling in the new Starfighter series.
15:24Oh, you didn't sound like a nerd at all, Ed.
15:27Very sexy and cool, Ed.
15:30Rapper Cardi B got personal.
15:32I'm excited.
15:33I'm happy.
15:34I feel like I'm in a good space.
15:35I feel very strong.
15:36I feel very powerful that I'm doing all this work.
15:39But I'm doing all this work while I'm...
15:42While she's what?
15:44Arooge.
15:45Constipated.
15:47Show must go on, right?
15:48You're doing great, by the way.
15:50No one can tell.
15:54Sorry, was that just between us?
15:55Sorry, sorry, sorry.
15:57No, while she's what?
15:59While she's what, Ray?
16:00Studying to become Cardi B+.
16:04She's not studying.
16:06And?
16:07I'll take a swing at pregnant.
16:08Pregnant.
16:09Fourth pregnancy.
16:11We saw this on Channel 9.
16:13Incredibly handsome.
16:15I feel very hot, actually.
16:16Hopefully it's not the menopause.
16:18I'm like a Sharpay puppy when I'm naked.
16:20What is that a promo for?
16:23Like a Sharpay puppy when I'm naked, Ray?
16:25Married at last sight.
16:28I mean, you're not too far off.
16:31What's that for, Anne?
16:32Is it The Golden Bachelor?
16:33And is that where Tom is?
16:35Oh, yeah.
16:37Wow.
16:39Wow.
16:41What?
16:42I will never tell.
16:43I'll give you the points for The Golden Bachelor, though.
16:45Sure.
16:46Sam?
16:47Is it 20 women in their 60s?
16:48Yeah.
16:49Yeah.
16:50You know what's a better show?
16:51What?
16:5260 women in their 20s.
16:53There we go, Sam.
16:54There's one.
16:55There's one you can do.
16:56Alright, let's move it on.
16:57This is Seismic.
16:58For the first time in 9,000 episodes,
17:01The Bold and the Beautiful soap opera will feature what?
17:05Arooge.
17:06Legitimate children.
17:07No, not the children.
17:10How boring.
17:11Anne?
17:12Acting.
17:14Shots fired?
17:15No.
17:16Same-sex couple.
17:17Gay couple.
17:18Ed, you get those points.
17:19There was an unusual problem on dogs behaving very badly.
17:23Do you want to see it?
17:24With a singlet on?
17:25I wouldn't mind.
17:26Yeah, if that's alright with you.
17:27Yeah, yeah.
17:28It'd be good to see his behaviour.
17:29Yeah, I'll go get changed.
17:30Righto.
17:31How does he behave when Amy puts on a singlet?
17:34Anne?
17:35Gets a bit judgy.
17:36There we go.
17:37Bit judgy.
17:38Yeah.
17:39Not judgy.
17:40This is rang.
17:41I've said...
17:42Yeah, come on, Ed.
17:43Give me the answer.
17:44In showbiz it's called the Ray O'Leary.
17:46He humps her armpit.
17:47I'm more of a back of the knee.
17:50Okay.
17:53He humps her armpit.
17:56He does indeed take a look.
17:58Don't.
17:59I saw this.
18:00Take a look.
18:01Oh my god.
18:02And up the neck.
18:03Blimey.
18:04Blimey indeed.
18:05Yes, Bronx the British Bulldog humps her armpit.
18:07We've got to take a break back with our special guest.
18:09We're going to take a break.
18:11We're back.
18:12You're watching Have You Been Paying Attention?
18:13And it's time to meet our very special guest quiz master.
18:26He can make you laugh, cry and question everything and all before interval.
18:30Please welcome Tim Minchin.
18:32Hi.
18:33Hello.
18:34Hello.
18:35Hello.
18:36Hello.
18:37Hello.
18:38Hello.
18:39Hello.
18:40Absolute pleasure to have you here.
18:41I am a huge fan and I'm feeling super cool.
18:43I'm a fan of you but I didn't know about you until today and now I think you're amazing.
18:48Wow.
18:49Do you know I was saying to the crew backstage there's three big moments in my Instagram life.
18:53One, Jason Momoa followed me.
18:55Two, The Wiggles followed me.
18:57Right.
18:58And three, Tim Minchin.
18:59People with pets.
19:00Yeah, yeah.
19:01Just all the people with amazing bodies.
19:03Now, you've been on the show before.
19:05Last time hot on the back of the London premiere of the movie version of your musical.
19:09Uh-huh, yeah.
19:10Is that quite a surreal moment watching that up on the big screen?
19:13Yeah, the last 20 years of my life have been quite surreal.
19:17I mean, you have this sort of, your wildest dreams when you grow up as a kind of cabaret
19:22pianist from Perth.
19:23Uh, sort of here and some of the things that have happened, so many of the things that have
19:27happened are so far beyond that.
19:28Uh, it's very, very gratifying to work on something hard and have it go well.
19:34I know that sounds absurd but like it doesn't always work like that, you know.
19:37It mostly doesn't work like that to be for you.
19:40Tim, you would have seen Ray's Vanuatu ads earlier.
19:43Yeah.
19:44Is that the sense you got from that?
19:45Yeah, so it's a perfect example of someone who just like really puts the nose to the grindstone.
19:50Yeah.
19:51And helps an entire nation.
19:52Oh!
19:53Beautifully.
19:54Now, Tim, you've just been back in the UK.
19:55Yeah.
19:56Touring your brand new show.
19:57Yeah.
19:58Uh...
19:59It's a sort of retrospective, but yeah, it's a new show.
20:01No, it's a new show.
20:02Songs the world will never hear, right?
20:03Yeah.
20:04Kind of reflecting on 20 years.
20:05Yeah.
20:06I basically used this 20 year anniversary of my breakout year as an excuse to go,
20:09I'm going to play you stuff from all over the place.
20:11So like we do an absolutely bang version of a song from Matilda and I do stuff from my record,
20:15but I do old comedy stuff.
20:17Yeah.
20:18And yeah, a couple of songs no one would have heard before.
20:19I've got a lot of favourite Tim mentions, but the F sharp singing in F sharp is just so good.
20:23Yeah.
20:24Can you do it?
20:25I'll keep playing in F major, but I'll keep singing in F sharp.
20:32Pretty good.
20:39Can I just remind you that we're on air?
20:41Yes.
20:43I'm actually saying if you're looking for any more works to adapt, I've written a few
20:46books of you.
20:47Well, they're not books, they're manifestos, but if you want to-
20:50Now you're about to hit the road in Australia with your show.
20:54Do Aussie audiences make you more nervous because this is where you're from?
20:57I thought that, but it's the opposite.
20:59Like when I go, but my best shows in the world are in Perth.
21:02They're so generous to me.
21:03The sense of ownership is really positive and it hasn't ever flipped.
21:07Yes, Sam.
21:08I just want to raise my hand.
21:09Celia did it last week and it feels a bit, you know, gentler.
21:12Respectful.
21:13Yeah, it is respectful.
21:14I've earned it.
21:15You have earned it.
21:16And you know I'm a big fan.
21:17During the week I went out and bought your book.
21:19Wow.
21:20It's huge.
21:21You've never done this before.
21:22No, I've never done this before.
21:23I've brought it in your book.
21:24There it is.
21:25Did you read it?
21:26I haven't had that much time to read it.
21:27Yeah, yeah.
21:28But I wanted to ask you, because there's one part of it.
21:31The main part is about nine life lessons that you have.
21:34Yeah.
21:35What did you think was the most important of the nine?
21:37The one that sort of made it viral is about micro ambition.
21:42Like rather than setting your sights too far ahead, you should be really passionate
21:45about what's in front of you.
21:46But the one I like is happiness is like an orgasm.
21:49If you think about it too much, it goes away.
21:51Oh.
21:52Wow.
21:53All right, you lot Tim has kindly agreed to ask you some questions.
21:56Hands on buzzers.
21:57Tim, take it away.
21:58All right.
21:59Ed Sheeran has revealed plans for a posthumous album release.
22:04What's he calling it?
22:05What's he calling it after he dies, Anne?
22:07Dead Sheeran.
22:08That's good.
22:09That's good.
22:10It's a sitter, isn't it?
22:11That's good.
22:12Easy.
22:13That is a sitter.
22:14Not bad.
22:15He's always missed that one, Ray.
22:16Um, Night of the Living Ed.
22:18Oh.
22:19That's great.
22:20More, I want more, more more.
22:21Ah, no, not the time one.
22:22He's quite young, isn't he?
22:23This is odd.
22:24Is this odd?
22:25Yeah, but he's planning ahead.
22:26And you never know when you're gonna die.
22:27Arouge?
22:28I think it's called Eject.
22:29Eject?
22:30Eject.
22:31It is.
22:3210 points to you.
22:33What about you, Tim, posthumous album?
22:34What do you reckon?
22:35There we go.
22:36I like that.
22:37I like that.
22:38I like that.
22:39Reaching in the back for old material.
22:41Thank you, mate.
22:42That's what we're here for.
22:43Sam, have you ever thought about what you'll do posthumously?
22:46No, Hayley.
22:47I live in the moment.
22:48Wow.
22:49Oh.
22:50Oh.
22:51Okay.
22:52All right, Tim, next question.
22:53Warming up, Sam.
22:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:55All right, well, this was unexpected.
22:56Elton John has made jewellery out of his...
23:01Out of his what?
23:03Easy, Sam.
23:05Grow up.
23:06Yeah.
23:07What's wrong with you?
23:08Come on.
23:09What's he made jewellery out of?
23:11Anne.
23:12Is it the glasses?
23:13Maybe?
23:14No, not the glasses.
23:15He had a surgery, if that's a bit of a clue.
23:17Head.
23:18Hip?
23:19Hip?
23:20Bone?
23:21Oh, bone, but you don't get the point.
23:22No, Sam.
23:23Let's make it fun.
23:24What's it connected to?
23:25There we go.
23:26Well, that...
23:27No, I don't think we can pay it.
23:28Ray.
23:29Pelvic floor?
23:30No.
23:31Oh.
23:32No, not the pelvic floor.
23:33Anne.
23:34Toes?
23:35No.
23:36Arush?
23:37Is it his knees?
23:38It is.
23:39His knees.
23:40Yeah.
23:41His patella, in fact.
23:42His kneecap.
23:43Okay, next question.
23:44Christina Aguilera surprised fans by confirming she's now the voice of what?
23:50What is it, Anne?
23:52Sports bat.
23:53I don't think that's her new job, no.
23:54What's she the voice of?
23:55Arush?
23:56She's the lady who tells you the person you're calling is busy.
24:00No.
24:01That would be delightful though.
24:02No, not the answer.
24:03It's quite a surprising one, Ray.
24:04She's the voice of a generation two generations ago.
24:06I mean, what is it Sam?
24:07Can I have a hint?
24:08Yeah.
24:09It's an app.
24:10It's an app.
24:11We don't know whether you use it.
24:12Yeah, we're not sure if you're on it or not, Ray.
24:13Really?
24:14Her knee bone.
24:15No.
24:16It's an edge.
24:17Grinder?
24:18Grinder?
24:19It is.
24:20Is it?
24:21She's a voice of Grinder.
24:22She thinks things are going well.
24:23Yeah.
24:24Next you'll be doing ads for Yui.
24:25Yeah.
24:26Alright, Tim.
24:27Margot Robbie received some surprising news.
24:30She would have said that, it's a bad thing.
24:31Yeah.
24:32It's a bad thing.
24:33What is it Sam?
24:34What is it Sam?
24:35Can I have a hint?
24:36Yeah.
24:37It's an app.
24:38It's an app.
24:39It's an app.
24:40We don't know whether you use it.
24:41Yeah, we're not sure if you're on it or not, Ray.
24:43Her knee bone.
24:44No.
24:45It's an edge.
24:46love you to play her in a movie she did not yeah why has no one ever told me this can we pull that
24:52up who are they talking about by her in a movie id mushroom cook that will happen though do you
25:01guys do that like sunday night theater mate the mushroom cook is going to be played by ray with
25:06his hair straightened actually the perfect darren patterson yeah it's so patterson he's so patterson
25:12yeah and aren't you from wellington i don't know yeah and there's a plate for you in your dressing room
25:25uh sam i'm going to play the asian grocer that she tried to blame it on
25:33it it's our kylie kylie minogue oh our kylie minogue yeah right i'm just saying we're
25:39lining up danny devito to play me in a biopic slightly more believable hey tim just
25:44i feel like we're getting towards the end you know earlier on in the show yeah president trump greeted
25:49princess kate with you're so beautiful you've met lots of royalty how do you greet them yeah well
25:55i've only met the king and what i mean by that is i i wouldn't say to charles even if i was thinking it
26:06you're so beautiful but i'm not donald trump arush can i tell you what i would say if i met the king
26:12yes please do thanks for leaving i mean that's fair isn't it probably for the best yeah well we're
26:22going to take a break you can catch him live on stage around the country from october 31st or grab
26:27his new album time machine from all good record stores give it up for true mission
26:41we're back and it's time to put each of our contestants individually to the test
26:46the internet is home to all sorts of tips and tricks so we thought it might be time for a bit of this
26:50the rules are simple i will show you each a clip from a well-known content creator
27:02you just have to answer a question and ray we're going to start with you
27:12that really got you in the back of the throat didn't it
27:14all right we are heading to dublin where professional dating coach david is doing the
27:23ladies a solid hashtag relationship hacks five obvious signs she doesn't like you number one
27:30she reacts passively to your attempt to keep the conversation going number two she has a serious
27:35facial expression for 30 to 60 seconds or longer even when you're trying to be funny three her body
27:40starts slightly away from you four she avoids eye contact five she says five she says what ray i
27:49think the fifth sign is that you already have four signs that she doesn't like
27:55yeah if you haven't sort of picked up on it by then right yeah i'm just trying to think about all the
27:59dating documentaries i've watched they could right you know i'm just thinking you'd inflate your neck
28:03sack to indicate your virility and then see if she responds in kind right i'm going to give you a
28:11clue ray it's not inflate your neck sack i need you to lock in an answer ray what was his fifth tip
28:18on how to tell that a woman doesn't like you five she says um if you ask her on a date she says no
28:23um okay let's see it was nice to meet you she says it was nice to meet you thus kind of closing the
28:32thing ray i cannot pay it sorry all right sam take a look at your helpful hint from california cycling
28:39enthusiast rafi hashtag lycra lover just bought your first bike do not leave the bike shop without buying
28:46these three things first and foremost obviously a helmet second of all highly recommend buying yourself
28:53a nice quality floor pump and lastly highly recommend don't leave a bike shop without buying
29:00without buying a what sam can i ask a question yes sam i know that's on tick tock yeah right
29:07now i don't play tick tock but you don't play tick tock is that big like is that guy well known is that
29:14is that is that does that go viral this week like what what is that he's an influencer yeah
29:18he's not just bringing anyone willy-nilly exactly he's the number one bike influencer yeah bike-fluencer
29:26so what is he but number three don't leave the shop without buying you have to have what's his
29:31third item the stick thing the helmet what are you laughing at a seat oh god a seat
29:37excuse you ann your turn's coming up please assuming i'm not on tick tock i'm assuming the
29:46bike already comes with a seat why would you buy another one no because if you ride a bike without
29:51a seat it's not yeah slightly different for us and it is for sam and the likes you are a child
29:59what is the third item all cyclists must get from the bike shop another helmet there we go
30:10do you think it's helmet bike bump helmet let's see if you're right a nice saddlebag a nice saddlebag
30:21what's a saddlebag the little thing under the seat you can keep your keys and your phone and your tampons
30:26i guess i don't know no points paid to you sam unfortunately and your turn now british entrepreneur
30:33mark tilbury has some hot tips for your next trip hashtag tight ass travel five things i do before
30:40every flight as a millionaire businessman first i take a picture of my luggage just before checking
30:45so i can claim up to three thousand eight hundred dollars if it gets lost or stolen second i bring an
30:50empty water bottle and fill it up after security to save on overpriced drinks third i use my credit
30:56card for free entry to airport lounges fourth i put an apple air tag in my luggage so i can track it
31:01in real time if i email myself now and what does millionaire mark email himself i reckon his divorce
31:09papers he emails himself before he travels before he travels anywhere he would email himself probably his
31:19tickets so we want to lock him uh no and a scanned thing of his passport like a um you know yeah good
31:29one three three you're not this is not a team sport three tips when he buys a bike
31:37all right man so you're locking in um some papers and a copy of his passport let's see if you are
31:42correct wait wait wait wait wait i want one more whisper could you mention vanuatu
31:48or a stain alone
31:53and i will accept your answer let's have a look i email myself copies of my passport and travel documents
31:58in case i lose them
31:59all right ed you're up god canadian kung fu sensei kevin goat has an important question
32:11hashtag self-defense training you look like tom hardy if i ordered you on wish oh yeah
32:18do you know the three most common signs before someone punches you in the face first sign forward
32:22aggression you're getting closer to you you're not maintaining your reactionary gap second thing to look
32:27for is those clenching of the fist third one wow ed what is the third sign he sends an email saying
32:35no punch incoming no no no what is the third sign that you're about to get punched in the face well
32:41normally normally it's uh you know how many times getting punched in the face yet wow you know it
32:47depends if people have seen my ui ads or not no no no i don't think white eyes like whoa look out
32:54wide eyes wide eyes i don't know let's find out if it's wide eyes they're going to be looking off
33:00in another direction trying to distract you with their eyes so that you look away for that split
33:04second so that they get the job done i can't pay wide eyes he looks away to distract you no points
33:12paid arouge
33:18she's gonna hit me she's gonna hit me
33:22do it do it are her fists clenched ed yes it doesn't help that anne's shouting do it do it
33:32all right arouge here's some life advice from gen z tick tocker jasmine hashtag for the girls start
33:39taking notes because this is how to respond to mean girls number one ask them if they're okay
33:44because mean girls are usually projecting their own insecurities onto you number two tell them they
33:49have something on their teeth it's gonna throw them off and make them self-conscious number three go act
33:53dumb and ask them to explain the joke they'll keep digging their own grave and they'll feel awkward
33:57after a while number four just accuse them of having a crush on you are you in love with me or something
34:03and lastly just call them out and tell them call them out and tell them what to take a trip to vanuatu
34:16wow he's scrambling to save that deal aren't you ray arouge it is not uh i'll give you a clue it's not
34:22to take a trip to wonderful vanuatu could it be um tell them to go to therapy or something right no
34:29that seems constructive it's very helpful yeah like you feel like that would come out of that
34:36mouse tell them that you're not afraid of them and then create a visual diversion wow
34:45locking it in locking that in let's have a look call them out and tell them that they're being a
34:49big a-hole sorry arouge i cannot pay you the points and all too soon that brings us to the end of
34:56hunger the influencer all right back with more have you been paying attention right after this
35:11we're back you're watching have you been paying attention hands-on buzzes it's time
35:15to pull on your lycra and get ready for a bit of this
35:27here we go big night out for kathy freeman and ian thorpe what were they all dressed up for
35:34sam they're about to emcee an event for essendon fields shopping center
35:41not why they're looking so good a it was a breakfast and b they wish
35:47uh no not on the card ray um no they're looking for a third or as they call it a triathlon
35:52no not right for trying something in sport i appreciate it
36:00now normally you just go into a little coma i appreciate that buddy no and i'm gonna take a
36:06guess up the olympics was something about the olympics this week 20 is 20 years wrong 20 years
36:13since the olympics since the olympics started no it was their induction into stadium australia's hall
36:21of fame yeah but there was something it was something of the olympics and i'm not saying
36:25because of the olympics you get none of it fair enough yeah they they appeared in the olympics a
36:29long time ago yeah something to do with the olympics they've been in it spanish tennis star carlos
36:34alcaraz broke the internet with this picture what is he doing in prison and visiting kirios
36:42not visiting kirios no what's he doing in prison there arouge he found another way to sell
36:50very good i like that we like that but i can't pay it uh what was he doing there ed that is that
36:56alcatraz it is why is that who cares alcaraz and alcatraz i tell you i tell you why we care because
37:02he gave three tips on what to do after you buy a bike and made it all worthwhile moving along
37:09what a good week for ang postacoglu the ang postacoglu can scarcely believe what he's seen here
37:16what did he just see ray g-g-g-g-ghost
37:22uh no not what he just saw
37:27what did he just see his team was 2-0 up and they got defeated 3-2 nottingham was
37:32knocked out of the carabao cup by swansea points are yours sam to the world of athletics
37:38what a night and what a moment for mondo
37:43what's swede amand mondo de plantas celebrating there assembling an ikea table
37:52you gotta celebrate
37:52uh not what he's pitching a tent yeah
37:56now ed what's he celebrating there he's a pole vault world record yeah he just broke the world
38:02pole vault record for the 14th time can you believe ray i thought it should have gone to the
38:05other guy yeah right have a look at that it was a 6.3 meter jump yes look the crowd are on their
38:11feet they're roaring him on get over is it his fourth world record of the year
38:17he touched it though yeah he did bump it it wasn't clean
38:20yeah you're right me see actually i am all right tough week on the track for aussie jess hull hey jess
38:28have a quick look at this here it was taken from i was taken from behind i think yep
38:33what is she talking about pass
38:47just as well
38:50ray the olympic village no
38:52not quite this was at the world athletics the chaps there what could she be talking about
39:00bumped or something there's some argy-bargy
39:03what do you call it argy-bargy and the biggest pole vault came
39:14ed i mean you're the closest can we get elbow or something yeah go on sam she got knocked over
39:19that's it she got knocked over sam have a look look at this oh just tell me to find oh she's down
39:24she's down there was a bit of nudging the red one the one in red she got taken down from behind
39:29do you reckon she got any ouchies i think maybe a couple of ouchies the pga tour's season opening
39:35event in hawaii is being moved due to watch why is it being moved ray um so you said it was meant to be
39:41pg but there are 18 plus holes
39:49what did you guys do in the air
39:52ray is on ray is on heat this is
39:58it's hunchback season
39:59not the answer
40:06dry or fires or something drought i'll take dry i'll take dry drought the whole school is
40:11unplayable to an unusual moment during a college football game you see the smoke here looks like
40:17the situation is somewhat getting under control what was the source of the smoke why is it smoky sam
40:24fire
40:29i'd love just a touch
40:31aroosh snook dog
40:32it was not it wasn't there i believe uh ed what was it
40:36a food truck or something something a food truck caught fire let's take a look
40:38it's actually a food truck behind the stadium that's causing the smoke and the fire
40:43oh there you go points are yours ed we're going to take a break when we return our winner
40:54we're back let's close this show up with a little rapid recall
40:59and tonight's rapid recall is proudly brought to you by yui you haven't shopped around until you've
41:04tried yui
41:07sam the hat's too big is it
41:10look how big that is it's insane appropriate size for a wonderful product
41:17hands-on buzzers start that clock president macron visited notre dame cathedral on friday why was he there
41:24it well they were unveiling a statue of his wife
41:28please id no he was opening something sam he was reopening uh notre dame correct 10 points
41:36the royals gathered on tuesday for what solemn occasion
41:39aroosh megan marcus birthday
41:42no no no no far more solemn than that yeah yeah uh ed what was it quickly is that andrew behind
41:49it is yeah good to see you no what was the solemn occasion it was big news uh and one of them died
41:56like a one of the back back stalls you know i'm gonna give it to you because you're the closest the
42:00duchess of kent's funeral scientists have revealed the correct way to eat maltesers what is it
42:06it in the mouth hopefully
42:11it i am shockingly giving you 10 points firstly scientists well done yeah secondly it's chopsticks
42:19no it's not a good test that's a good test malteser came out to um just reiterate this is how you
42:26should eat it pop it in your mouth and crunch down as opposed to what yeah yeah yeah you get 10
42:32points for that okay why is costco in america recalling this prosecco ray the bottle is empty
42:39by the time i get home not why it's being recalled no it like explodes on touch or something yeah
42:45unopened bottles are just shattering without being touched hello why is this four thousand five
42:50hundred dollar luxury pram in the news this week sam ann's getting rid of it must be nice and four
42:58thousand dollars is that like the most expensive pram ever made or something who made it who's making
43:04it sam oh probably six-year-old kids in china yeah why is it in the news aston martin yes the first
43:12pram made by aston martin you get the points chapel rhone is set to headline what big aussie festival
43:19and gempy youth master i don't know if she's going to do that while she's here no what's the big
43:26festival ray is it um the laneway one the laneway one yeah yeah it's laneway do you go to many festivals
43:35ray um i'm waiting for the invite not how festivals work that's why 10 points to you the notorious tinder
43:43swindler is back in the news what's he done this time ray is that him
43:48yes oh no i've given him everything
43:57when ray says everything it's a briefcase with an apple in it it's not it's not it's not
44:01ever it's not a lot no what's he done this time
44:03he's busted again his new scam yeah yeah arrested for allegedly scamming victims out of 15 million
44:07dollars this time ed tough week for queensland drug users the government has banned what
44:13a rouge munchies not that munchies and trains to the gold coast no not what the teams ray
44:22had conversations at 2am still up for grabs sam testing yes pill testing clinics points are yours
44:29rebecca gibney has been oh and we're out of time let's check that final leaderboard and our winner
44:35tonight is ed cavalli congratulations to our winner and thank you to everyone for being part of the
44:45show tonight we'll leave you with this reminder of the need to pay attention to the passion of sports
44:50sports fans
44:52what do we make what do we make of hawthorn we hate hawthorn they're fucking scum we don't like them
45:00good night australia thank you for watching
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