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Celebs Go Dating (2016) Season 14 Episode 17- Episode 17
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00:00Tonight!
00:02Sexy, sexy, sexy.
00:05With the end of agency gala approaching,
00:08Sam starts to feel the pressure.
00:10Are you cheater?
00:11I mean, that's a big word.
00:13Whilst Mark unleashes his inner beast.
00:16The way he looked at my cleavage.
00:18Told me he was interesting.
00:20What?
00:21As our celebs, I am very much a geek.
00:24Go!
00:25Mayonnaise with stage.
00:26Bad?
00:27Yeah!
00:28Dating!
00:29I love joining.
00:39Welcome to Celebs Go Dating,
00:41where at the agency Paul's turned up early
00:43to ask Tom to take a look at something personal.
00:46Whoa!
00:47Oh, gosh.
00:48It just goes on and on and on and on.
00:50Oh, look at your lifeline.
00:52It goes right off your hand.
00:54Are you serious?
00:55You're going to be a centenarian.
00:56Topless, all oiled up and fighting the enemies of Rome.
00:59Yes, please.
01:03Yeah, so that's the succession.
01:05Hello, friends.
01:06We're just doing a bit of palmology.
01:08A what?
01:10Have a look at Dr T's sex line while you're there, Tom.
01:13I bet it's like the tube map.
01:14Oh, you've got a long lifeline as well.
01:17Oh, look at that.
01:18I'll live to 120.
01:19This is great news.
01:20We can get another 50 series out of these two.
01:23And here's A-dub's late again.
01:26What's the excuse this time?
01:27Breakfast meeting with a bottle of cava.
01:29Good morning.
01:30Oh, just doing a tiny bit of palmology.
01:33Like a little mother's meeting over here.
01:36Yep, it's a miracle anyone gets anything done.
01:38Who do we have in today?
01:39Oh, we've got John, Liv and Mark in today.
01:42I'd better get downstairs.
01:44Better shake her leg, Tom.
01:47As arriving right now and bringing the same luck
01:50with the weather that's accompanied her dating life so far,
01:53it's pocket rocket, Love Islander, Liv Hawkins.
01:58Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency.
02:00Hi, it's Liv.
02:01It's pouring outside.
02:02Can I come in?
02:03Oh, dear, darling.
02:04Come and dry off.
02:06You won't break my soul.
02:08You won't break my soul, don't know.
02:10You won't break my soul.
02:12And there's no messing about
02:14as she's straight up to see the agents.
02:16What do we want to find out?
02:18Well, it's almost the end of her journey.
02:21I'd love to know where her head's at.
02:23Yeah, yeah.
02:24I also want to unpack a little bit about the Kells situation.
02:27Yes.
02:28It does feel like she's hit this lull.
02:30We need to push her.
02:32Fire under the ass.
02:34Yes.
02:35Sounds a bit medieval, Doctor,
02:36but whatever works for you,
02:37you're the saucy sexpert.
02:39Hi.
02:41Hello.
02:42Princess Liv.
02:44Hi.
02:45At the brunch, Liv's U-turn came as a bit of a kick in the teeth
02:48for Thai boxer Cherose.
02:50I know I mentioned going on another date,
02:53but I probably see it as more of a friendship.
02:57OK.
02:59And after man-mounting, Kells took a photo on their date...
03:02Are you seeing a photo of me?
03:04What are you doing?
03:05Look at me.
03:06Liv sent him crashing down to Earth.
03:08When you took a photo of me without asking,
03:11I just found it a bit strange.
03:14Why does that make you feel uncomfortable? Sorry.
03:16Well, when someone's, like, doing that with their phone...
03:18You know, we, like, surrounded by cameras,
03:20it's not like I'm being a secret about it.
03:21I do think you're a great girl,
03:23but have you really got the bandwidth
03:25to actually be with someone else?
03:27Leave it out, Kells.
03:28Liv could handle you with a 56k dial-up modem.
03:33How was your final brunch?
03:35I feel like that was probably my most dramatic.
03:38I truly felt bad for Cherose.
03:40Oh, me too.
03:41You did?
03:42I felt really bad.
03:43OK.
03:44That's why I always say I'd rather be the dumpy than the dumper.
03:49Try being both.
03:50I was the dumpy dumper for about ten years at school.
03:52But you'll be pleased to know that's all cleared up now.
03:55Walk us through the Kells situation,
03:57because, of course, we were there at brunch
03:59and we observed everything, but that was so brief.
04:01I was really looking forward to the date with Kells.
04:03We had a bit of back and forth before the date.
04:05I was excited for it.
04:06Bought me flowers. Very cute.
04:09And then I caught him, like, taking sneaky photos.
04:13Which, for me, I just think, on a first date,
04:16I just felt really uncomfortable from that moment on.
04:19I think if we put Kells and Cherose together...
04:22Yeah.
04:23Then...
04:24Bit of nice and a bit of naughty.
04:25Yeah.
04:26That could be the perfect person for it, yeah.
04:28I'm sure Dr T has a medieval device that can make that happen.
04:31Human splicing machine?
04:33Too bad we can't do that.
04:34Oh, damn it.
04:35Oh, never mind.
04:36Oh, never mind.
04:41And returning to the agency after his dance date with Josie
04:44is the Tower of Trivia himself, Mark the Beast Labette.
04:48Oh, I just want to climb that lovely man mountain,
04:51have a picnic and take in the views.
04:54Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency.
04:56Hi, it's Mark.
04:57Do come in.
05:12Oh, hello.
05:13Oh, it's usually you brighten the day.
05:15Oh, well, right back at you, Mark.
05:18A great shaft of light came in just before you did.
05:21Oh, excellent.
05:22Everything's down to light, isn't it?
05:24Because we wouldn't have colour without light, would we?
05:26No.
05:27Well, if we didn't have sunlight, we'd all be dead.
05:29The Beast always looking on the bright side of life.
05:32Gordon Bennett.
05:33So, actually, there is no colour.
05:35I mean, without us.
05:36Well, you can argue colour is perception.
05:39Yes.
05:40What's blue?
05:41Easy.
05:42The greatest boy band of all time.
05:44And the answer is blue is whatever we think it is.
05:46Yes.
05:47Yes.
05:48And Shakespeare never said pink.
05:50There isn't...
05:51I don't think there's a single utterance of the word pink
05:53in any of his plays.
05:54You could well be right.
05:55Yeah.
05:56I can feel that could be a good question,
05:57going through the complete works of Shakespeare
05:59and do something like, list the ten colours
06:02that were mentioned at some point.
06:04I'll stick to playing Call of Duty if that's OK.
06:07Back upstairs, Paul and Dr T are struggling to fulfil their duty
06:11to find a date for Liv,
06:13after the Love Islander dumped both of her previous dates
06:16at the brunch.
06:17We're coming towards the end of your time here.
06:20Yeah.
06:21We feel like we've hit this lull.
06:22We have.
06:23Right?
06:24We're not progressing.
06:25Yeah, yeah.
06:26What do you believe we can do at this point
06:29to truly help you?
06:31Now, I'm no relationship expert,
06:33but another date sounds sensible.
06:34I think I need another date.
06:36I'm wasted in this booth.
06:38I really like that.
06:39Yeah.
06:40We've struggled so hard to find a match for Liv,
06:43and with the Agency Gala right around the corner,
06:45it's now more important than ever to find her someone.
06:48Not just for the event,
06:49but to continue her journey with once she leaves us.
06:52And we might have just found the perfect guy.
06:55Drum roll, please.
06:57Sounds more like a cat tapping on the patio door
06:59when it wants letting in.
07:00We have...
07:02Jordan.
07:04Hello, Jordan.
07:05That reminds me.
07:06I must return some stuff to next.
07:08Okay.
07:09Hello.
07:10Commercial manager, Preston.
07:12He's 30 years old.
07:13Yes.
07:14Six foot and Aquarius.
07:16Hmm.
07:17Water sign.
07:18Aquarius and Gemini.
07:19Lovely.
07:20Compatible.
07:21Very cute.
07:23Wish you'd bought him in earlier, but it's fine.
07:27The age, love that.
07:28Yes.
07:29Jordan, you know, by the seaside,
07:31it's giving a cue.
07:33Well, Liv.
07:34Yes.
07:35You're going on a date right now.
07:37Right now?
07:38Right now.
07:39Can I do a quick change?
07:40That depends.
07:41How many outfits you've got in that tiny bag?
07:43You can if you'd like.
07:44If you need to.
07:45Can I just have a quick close look?
07:46Yes.
07:47Go take a look.
07:48Oh, my gosh.
07:50Yeah.
07:51I can work with this.
07:52Thank God for that.
07:54Have so much fun.
07:55Have so much fun.
07:56And you.
07:57We love you.
07:58Bye, Liv.
07:59Bye.
08:00Bye-bye.
08:01This could be her best date.
08:04It could be.
08:05I'm praying that it will be.
08:07It's a good match.
08:08And obviously, she's really into the physical characteristics.
08:12So as Liv heads off.
08:13Oh, look.
08:14There's a phone box if you want to nip in for a quick change.
08:17Yeah.
08:18Everything I put you through.
08:19Everything I put you through.
08:20You know I'm sorry.
08:21Across town, made in Chelsea's Prince of Prosperity, Sam is on his way to a second date with Mahan.
08:27And he should really count himself lucky.
08:30Yeah.
08:31I feel like I need to have like a little private conversation with me a little bit, I think.
08:33Okay.
08:34I'll leave the way.
08:35Bye-bye.
08:36As after losing the cock off with Louis, Sam stormed out of his date like an angry little aristocrat.
08:41I've had a bad day.
08:42Then at the brunch.
08:43I really enjoyed our date.
08:45It was great.
08:46When asked to pick between Hattie or Mahan, he went for Mahan, who despite Sam doing a runner,
08:51said yes.
08:52Yeah, I'd like to get to know him a little bit better.
08:54That'd be nice.
08:55I didn't expect that.
08:56To be honest, I think I owe Mahan a second date, for sure.
09:01And I'm surprised she's agreed to it, to be honest.
09:04I mean, the last date was pretty embarrassing, really.
09:07Your words, not mine.
09:08Mahan is very sweet.
09:09She's beautiful and I'm excited to get to know her more without running away.
09:15Oi driver, keep the engine going and the meat are running when you get there.
09:18You might be on a good little owner tonight.
09:21Meanwhile, back at the agency, after a meeting of the minds between our very own beauty and the beast.
09:26See you soon, babe.
09:27See you very soon.
09:29Mark is on his way up to see Anna and Paul.
09:32The beast.
09:33The beast is coming in.
09:35Knowing that this is his last session,
09:38he will be energetic.
09:41If that's energetic, I'd hate to see him when he can't be asked.
09:44Yeah, looking forward to it.
09:45I think he's come a really long way, actually.
09:46I mean, the beast has not given a terrible date.
09:48Even the one where he drank his candle by mistake and fell asleep on the date.
09:54Yeah.
09:55She's still had a really good time.
09:57Yeah.
09:58The guy's got talent, you know.
09:59Come on in.
10:05Oh, hello.
10:06Hello, Mark.
10:07Mark.
10:08Following two dates with glam grand Deanne.
10:11I love history.
10:12Don't know why, but I'm fascinated with World War II.
10:16I'm afraid I could bore for Britain on the subject, so...
10:19Mark backed it up by picking her again at the brunch.
10:22Do you want to see Deanne again?
10:24Of course.
10:25But with the agents keen to test his commitment,
10:27they sent him on a dance date with the very jolly Josie.
10:32But when presented with a second date...
10:34Would you like to see him again?
10:35The beast only had eyes for one beauty.
10:37You're great.
10:38I think Deanne's slightly ahead of you.
10:40I'm sorry, I'm going to be brutally honest.
10:42Oh, okay.
10:43So tactful as always, Mark.
10:45So, most recently, you went on a date with Josie.
10:48Yes.
10:49It was a good date.
10:50It was...
10:51What I did observe again is realising that she asked,
10:55who did I want to see?
10:56I just said, look, I'm sorry, but I prefer Deanne.
11:00Prefers her so much, he still can't pronounce her name.
11:02It's Deanne, mate.
11:04Oh, well.
11:05If you had Deanne on your mind, you're right not to leave people on.
11:08Exactly.
11:09But you felt that Josie was flirting with you?
11:11Well, certainly, she was interested.
11:13Okay.
11:14Right, let's get cracking in with Josie's feedback.
11:16Go on, then.
11:17When asked if she thought that you were a good match for each other,
11:20Josie said, it was an interesting date.
11:22I think we got on well.
11:24He was warm and he made me feel very welcome.
11:29I love it when you get a compliment.
11:31I know, I can't cope.
11:32You can't.
11:33And you just do the cutest face.
11:34You know when you've got good feedback when Anna starts flirting with the beast.
11:38He was a sweetheart.
11:39He was really complimentary.
11:41Wow, look at that.
11:42When asked about how genuine you were, Josie said, I think it was real.
11:47The way he looked at my cleavage.
11:50Oh, you dirty little beast.
11:52No!
11:53Told me he was interested.
11:55But he...
11:57Bear in mind, I'm a foot taller than her.
12:01I'm a foot taller than my nan, but I've never checked out her, wangers.
12:04Well, once.
12:05Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
12:06We're at the agency.
12:07Mark's just been called out for bagging an eyeful of Dave Josie's boobs.
12:20The horny beast.
12:21Josie said, the way he looked at my cleavage told me he was interested.
12:30But...
12:31Bear in mind, I'm a foot taller than her.
12:35I was straight bad.
12:36Guilty as charged.
12:38But he picked another girl.
12:41Here we go.
12:42Embarrassingly low date rating incoming.
12:44She rated the date an eight.
12:46Ooh!
12:47An eight?
12:48This is unfamiliar territory for me.
12:50I'll safely admit this.
12:51Well, this is very, very interesting.
12:54And bravo to you.
12:56Gets caught peeking at the boobies and still gets eight out of ten.
12:59He really is a genius.
13:03So, lovely Deanne.
13:04Would you reckon another date?
13:06Yes, please.
13:07Another date with Deanne.
13:08OK.
13:09He's even got her name right this time.
13:10Must be love.
13:11It's been truly lovely to see Mark's progression within the agency.
13:15He's really been listening to the advice and putting it into practice.
13:18But for him to really get the best out of his next date with Deanne,
13:22he really does need some clarity on where her head's at.
13:25This is your third date now.
13:26OK.
13:27You said that you're looking for companionship, but you are open to seeing where things go.
13:31Yes.
13:32So, I think it's really important, actually, to try and fathom out what she means by that.
13:36So, we're not moving forward with assumptions.
13:37OK.
13:38Because we know assumptions are the mother of all F-ups.
13:40Yes.
13:41OK.
13:42We do have our agency gala.
13:44Mm-hm.
13:45It's a big deal.
13:46And if you feel like Deanne is someone that you would like to bring to the gala, then that's over to you.
13:51OK.
13:52Cannot wait to see who you bring.
13:54Can't wait.
13:55Off your pot, Mark.
13:56As long as you keep your eyes on the main course and not on the pudding, you should be absolutely fine.
14:02All right.
14:04You know what I love most is how much he's placing on this experience.
14:09Mm.
14:10And he is potentially leaving his time here with a lady on his arm.
14:14So, as the beast is released back into the world to hunt his prey for the gala, on the other side of town, Donna's on the prowl for some passion as she's on her way to meet a brand new date.
14:26I'm excited to go on another date.
14:28You know, dating's hard.
14:30And it's great to get dates picked for me rather than swiping because I get a sore thumb.
14:35Good a reason as any, I suppose.
14:36After failing to find a spark with electrician Gary.
14:39You don't have to let me down gently.
14:41I'm a grown-ass woman, babe.
14:42I've got my shit sorted.
14:44The agents offered up a new approach with nerdy Mike.
14:47OK, Mike.
14:48He's got a little message for you.
14:49I'm probably your typical average nerd.
14:52I like my comics.
14:53And in my spare time, I love to build Lego.
14:55But Donna wasn't exactly blown away by a brick-building toy boy.
14:59I'm very intrigued to find out more about Mike.
15:05He does look like my cousin.
15:06I wouldn't date my cousin.
15:07I would.
15:08He also looks a little bit like my ex, so there's a few red flags there.
15:11But can your ex build a Lego Millennium Falcon blindfolded in under 20 minutes?
15:16Yeah.
15:17OK, no further questions then.
15:19Who knows?
15:20He might laugh me into the bedroom.
15:24That's the spirit, Donna.
15:26Although do watch out for loose Lego on the floor,
15:28because those little shits hurt bare feet like a bastard.
15:35Meanwhile, the ever bare-chested S Club John's arriving at the agency.
15:38After the loved-up lummox made things official with Jordan at the brunch.
15:42Reach for the stars, baby.
15:44And then reach for the doorbell.
15:46Hey, Tom.
15:47It's John.
15:48Oh, John.
15:49Oh, entre.
15:50Entrez.
15:51Hi.
15:52Hi.
15:53Hi.
15:54Hi.
15:55I've been thinking for the boys.
15:57Everything I see, boys.
15:58Come and get a place, boys.
16:00I've been thinking for the boys.
16:02Come in.
16:06Hello.
16:07Oh, hello, you.
16:10Hi.
16:11Right back at you, kiddo.
16:13How are you?
16:14Oh, that's such a heady aroma.
16:16You always say about my aftersave when I come in.
16:18Oh, I love it.
16:19What sign are you?
16:20Taurus.
16:21Oh, yes.
16:22Drawn to sense.
16:23Everyone who believes in star science is drawn to sense.
16:25Trust me.
16:26I'm a Libra.
16:27Oh, you're the bull, aren't you?
16:28Oh, I am, yeah.
16:29It's like the bison.
16:30Yes.
16:31Because I have bison at Wildwood in Kent.
16:35Posh people say some funny shit, don't they?
16:37Bison.
16:38What the fuck is that?
16:39No way.
16:40Yeah.
16:41And they're so gentle.
16:42They really are, yeah.
16:43It's like with a horse, you just blow up its nose and it's your friend for life.
16:46That's it.
16:47I didn't know that, actually, no.
16:48Something hits their olfactory bulb and they say that's my friend forever and ever and ever.
16:54Same for me if you massage my prostate.
17:00Across town and after a quick change lives on her way to meet hot new date Jordan.
17:05Wow, that is some outfit.
17:06I wonder what inspired that.
17:08I've had a really good agency today.
17:09I'm very excited for my date with Jordan.
17:11He's very cute.
17:12It's given me a burst of energy.
17:15French maid?
17:16No.
17:17No.
17:18What is it then?
17:19I feel confident.
17:20I feel like my light has switched back on and I'm ready to go into this date.
17:25Ah, that's it.
17:26She's been inspired by the restaurant and come dressed as an oyster catcher.
17:29Good job we didn't book the pig and bollock.
17:32And slightly more underdressed but still looking buff is Liv's date Jordan.
17:36I'm feeling good about the date.
17:37A little bit nervous.
17:38Not been on a date in a while.
17:39I've been on two dates in two years, so it's not really a good tally at the moment,
17:43is it?
17:44But we'll see how this one goes.
17:45How's this sweet piece of ass only been on two dates in two years?
17:49He must have something seriously wrong with him.
17:51Like a wife and two kids.
17:52Although hopefully not.
17:53Hello.
17:54Hello.
17:55Are you Jordan?
17:56You're looking very well.
17:58Am I a bit overdressed?
17:59Yeah, I feel underdressed now.
18:01No, you look great.
18:03Jordan's nice, isn't he?
18:05Very easy on the eyes.
18:07He looks even better in the flesh.
18:10Where do you live?
18:11Lancashire.
18:12Lancashire.
18:13Oh, is it Preston?
18:14Yeah.
18:15I'm in like the Rubber Valley, which is more scenic than Preston.
18:18Nice.
18:19We call Preston de-Preston.
18:20Right.
18:21So you say Lancashire.
18:22Yeah.
18:23Which sounds a bit more bougie.
18:24Yeah.
18:25Yeah.
18:26I live in Brighton.
18:27Brighton, okay.
18:28Very far south.
18:29So literally going, okay, we're going to get two people from opposite ends of the country.
18:33And see if they like each other.
18:34Yeah.
18:35Right.
18:36And based on evidence so far, seems to be working.
18:39I know I shouldn't ask, but how old are you though?
18:41Blimey, brave man to be asking that straight off the bat.
18:4429.
18:4529, okay.
18:46Perfect age then.
18:47And you're 30.
18:48Yeah, yeah.
18:49Yeah.
18:50So I'm actually going to be 30 next week.
18:51Big puns?
18:52Yeah, I'm going to do a birthday month.
18:54In the face of a man realising if this date goes well, he might just be buying a load
18:59of presents for someone he's only just met.
19:01Okay.
19:02Yeah?
19:03Yeah.
19:04Why not?
19:05You're only 30 once.
19:06To be fair, I was quite scared against 30.
19:08Really?
19:09I was not going to wake up, back's going to be hurting.
19:10But no, it's been okay.
19:11But you feel the same?
19:12No, I don't know.
19:13Back does it up.
19:14Leave it out, mate.
19:15Wait till you're pushing 40.
19:17I slipped a disc trying to get a fart out the other day.
19:19Cheek puller.
19:20Anyway, were these two off to a cracking start?
19:23Back at the agency, John's just left Tom and is climbing the stairway to heaven.
19:28Or as it's otherwise known, the business boudoir.
19:30To check in with the agents and how things are going with is Jordan.
19:33I just love love.
19:34Yeah, man.
19:35Are you suggesting that John is in love?
19:38I think he's falling in love.
19:41Yeah.
19:42It's definitely a lot of infatuation.
19:44There is.
19:45Like that new relationship energy.
19:47But I think it's heading there.
19:49Yeah.
19:50Oh.
19:51Oh.
19:52Oh.
19:53Sexy, sexy, sexy.
19:56Sexy.
19:57I wish my doctor would greet me like that.
19:59For the last couple of weeks, sexy, sexy, sexy S Club John and his bearded beefcake Jordan
20:04have been lifting it up across London like a couple of love struck lunatics.
20:08Have you got your phone in your pocket?
20:09No.
20:10Really?
20:11You've given me a lazy lob.
20:14And at the last brunch, announced that they were exclusive.
20:17Officially off the market, yeah.
20:18Wow!
20:19Oh, my God!
20:22So you and Jordan are a thing.
20:24Yeah.
20:25Yeah.
20:26It's amazing.
20:27This is the work of the agency.
20:29And as such, Celebs Go Dating will now be taking 40% of all your income.
20:33Always read the small print, S Club.
20:35I am so happy.
20:36I am.
20:38Has it been intimate?
20:40Oh, she's going straight in with the money question.
20:43Has his six year sex drought finally been watered?
20:48Yeah, we have been intimate.
20:49He stayed with me in my hotel when we go on dates and stuff.
20:52And you like what you see?
20:53Steady on, Doc.
20:54She'll be asking for photos next.
20:56I do, very much.
20:57Yeah, yeah.
20:58It's all going great.
20:59Oh, you've got to know.
21:00No, you've got to know.
21:01You've got to know these things.
21:02It's important.
21:03And it feels good?
21:04It feels very good, yeah.
21:05And I actually remember when we first met at the mixer, you asked me what I'm looking for.
21:07And I said, a friend, but a sexy friend.
21:09And that's kind of what I've got, so.
21:12I love that.
21:13Yeah.
21:14After six years.
21:15Yeah.
21:16Six years, yeah.
21:17What was that like?
21:18I would be lying if I said I wasn't a bit nervous to begin with.
21:21Of course.
21:22But I'm just so comfortable with him, like, and we had a lot of fun.
21:25We laughed a lot, which was weird, but it was really fun, yeah.
21:28It's the best.
21:29Yeah.
21:30Like, it was a big deal in my head that it wasn't actually really a big deal in reality,
21:33do you know what I mean?
21:34Tell that to Jordan.
21:35Apparently, it was like the scene in Ghostbusters when Bill Murray gets slimed.
21:38We stand up while we fall.
21:39We stay above, stay above it.
21:40Over to magic man Sam now, and after wowing us with his disappearing act on his last date
21:49with Mahan, I wonder what his trick will be this time.
21:53Maybe he might pull a decent date out of his arse.
21:55A little bit nervous, come and think of it.
21:57This is my first second date, and I feel like I haven't been on a second date in a long time.
22:03I've never been to one of these restaurants before.
22:06Everything's laminated.
22:08I hate to break it to you, Sam, but it doesn't have a Michelin star either.
22:12I'm feeling good, I'm excited.
22:14The last situation we had, it was a little bit awkward.
22:17We had a little chat, he's apologised.
22:19I'm going to try forgetting, but maybe I'll make Sam sweat a little bit,
22:23just because he deserves it.
22:24You know, at the end of the day, he walked out, so it's not a nice thing to do.
22:28So whatever you do, don't leave this date early, Sam.
22:30Disposable chopsticks or not.
22:32Oh, hello. How are you?
22:34I'm good, how are you?
22:35You look wonderful.
22:37Let me get this for you.
22:38How are you doing?
22:39I'm good, how are you?
22:40I'm very well, good to see you.
22:42I'm good to see you too.
22:43I'm glad you're here.
22:44Okay, I'm happy I'm here too.
22:46I'm so grateful that Mahan turned up today.
22:49She's the only person in this whole process that I felt a spark with.
22:52When I left the first date we had, I worried that Mahan would never speak to me again.
22:55Let's see how the second date goes.
22:57So are you much for data?
22:59No, not really. Are you?
23:01Not really, no.
23:02Do they know what the title of this show is?
23:04Occasionally. I have to be intrigued, you know?
23:07Cool.
23:08Yeah, you're quite intriguing.
23:09Am I?
23:10Yeah.
23:11Even though you walked out on the date?
23:13Ooh, that didn't take her long.
23:15Oh, yeah, I did.
23:17And then at the brunch, what was it that you said?
23:19He's looking for a way out already.
23:21Are we back at the brunch?
23:22Hattie?
23:23Is that what her name was?
23:24Hattie, yeah, we had a good date.
23:26Did you?
23:27So you were repeating it again?
23:28Huh?
23:29That's good to know.
23:30No, we did.
23:31You were like...
23:32Best date.
23:34She's not letting this go, is she?
23:36But you know I met Hattie before you?
23:38Before the countryside.
23:39Before I ran off.
23:40Yeah, I met Hattie.
23:41We had a good...
23:42That was...
23:43So far Hattie was my favourite date.
23:44Yeah.
23:45But this looks like it's going to be better.
23:47Okay.
23:48I don't know what's giving you that impression, mate.
23:50So far it looks like you're going to be getting bollocked for an hour straight.
23:53Which I'm here for, in all honesty.
24:10Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where S Club John's admitted to some bedroom boom-boom
24:14with boyfriend Jordan, ending a six-year celibate streak.
24:18His testes must have gone from footballs to golf balls.
24:22Do you think you love Jordan?
24:23Jesus, Paul.
24:24Start of an easy one.
24:27I don't know.
24:28I think love is...
24:29I'm definitely attracted to him.
24:30I'm definitely very, very into him.
24:33I think love is something we will figure out over time when we've spent some more time together.
24:39It's definitely, like, heading in that direction, yeah.
24:42I'm really excited.
24:43I haven't felt this way like I feel with Jordan in a really long time.
24:46It's a little bit nerve-wracking, but it feels so good.
24:49Well then, on that note of trying to figure out how you fit with each other in the real world...
24:55Yeah.
24:56...we believe that you need to connect even further with Jordan.
25:00Okay.
25:01And you know what that connection involves?
25:02Paul's joining you for a threesome?
25:04The connection is an introduction to friends slash family.
25:08Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:09Oh, yeah, that sounds more professional.
25:10Because that's incredibly important because you want to see what your friends and family think.
25:15So do you already have some people in mind?
25:19I mean, I don't think he's quite ready to meet Mummy yet.
25:23But that's a little bit further down the line, I think.
25:25I don't think he's quite ready to know that you still call her Mummy yet either, to be honest.
25:29I'll keep that to yourself.
25:30My best friend is Joe, who's in S Club.
25:32S Club?
25:33S Club.
25:34S Club with me, yeah.
25:35So he's gonna have a threesome date with two pop stars?
25:38Yeah.
25:39Is that what you're saying?
25:40Yeah, exactly.
25:41He's getting the full meet and greet.
25:42Sounds good to me.
25:43Yeah, yeah.
25:44We can't wait to get the debrief.
25:45I will.
25:46I'll give you all the gossip.
25:47Love it.
25:48Thank you so much.
25:49I'll see you guys soon.
25:51Bye.
25:52Aw, love it.
25:54Can I just declare that John's my favorite?
25:56Oh, wow.
25:57Wow.
25:58You're gonna put that out there.
25:59Yeah.
26:00He's just so earnest.
26:01Yeah.
26:02He was open to the process.
26:03He was open to the possibility.
26:05And he has been truthful throughout this entire journey.
26:10The agency is effective when you come prepared.
26:14I just hope Jordan came prepared, ideally with a wetsuit and a snorkel.
26:21Back with Liv, and so far so good with Fitty Jordan.
26:23But the agents were kind enough to have a cruise liner on standby,
26:26should she need to make a quick getaway.
26:28Would have gone for a speedboat myself.
26:30Better turn in circle.
26:32Erm, please can I go for the sirloin steak?
26:35Ooh, lovely.
26:36Can I get it medium well, please?
26:38Medium what?
26:39The same, please, but medium rare.
26:41He's fit and knows how to handle his meat.
26:44Medium well.
26:45Has that put you off?
26:47Have you ever tried medium rare?
26:49I have.
26:50I know it tastes better.
26:52Yeah.
26:53But if I see blood, I'm like the cow is still mooing, I can't do it.
26:57Right.
26:58Do you know what I mean?
26:59Just chop the horns off, wipe it's arse and it's good to go for me.
27:02Are you a good cook?
27:03Yeah, I'm a really good cook.
27:04Are you?
27:05Yeah, I've got my own cooking page.
27:07Don't look at it, cos it's not like anything like crazy, but I love cooking.
27:11What's your favourite cuisine then?
27:13Oh, I'm really into Japanese food at the moment.
27:16Do you into fish?
27:17I love fish.
27:18Do you?
27:19No, I'm not so funny, you know.
27:20Really?
27:21Yeah.
27:22So what if we try oysters today?
27:24Oh, someone's in the mood.
27:26Oh, gosh.
27:27He may not like oysters, but he's cute.
27:30So I think I can let him off.
27:32Even if he does say the word, gosh, without any irony.
27:35Do you want to know a fun fact about oysters, actually?
27:37Go for it.
27:38They make you horny or give you the shit.
27:40So, throughout their lifespan, they change genders multiple times.
27:45OK.
27:47And they can produce sperm and eggs.
27:50I'm not even joking.
27:52Generally, it's a fact.
27:54Jordan doesn't look sure what to do with that information,
27:57but they still seem to be lapping each other up like two happy clans.
28:03Meanwhile, across town, Donna's arriving for her first date
28:06with Lego-loving Mike, who, other than looking like her cousin,
28:09she knows very little about.
28:11On the plus side, if it does turn out to be her cousin,
28:13at least he'll have a nice icebreaker.
28:15I feel quite excited to meet Mike.
28:17I wouldn't say he's my type, but I'm open to this.
28:22This is why I'm here, to explore new men.
28:26So, yeah, let's go and meet Mike.
28:29Let's do this.
28:31Oh, hello, Pocket Square Mike.
28:33Quick shake of the head, and he's ready for action.
28:35I'm certainly feeling a bit nervous about tonight's date.
28:38I am, obviously, you know, meeting a stranger is always interesting
28:41for a first date anyway, but I don't know who she is.
28:44I don't even know what she looks like right now.
28:45It's a true blind date for me, so definitely nerve-wracking.
28:49I like this geezer.
28:51Word of advice, though, Mike, if you want to get your leg over,
28:53don't mention Lego.
28:56Hi.
28:57Hello.
28:58Hi.
28:59Are you Mike?
29:00I am Mike, yes, nice to meet you.
29:01Hello, I'm Donna, nice to meet you.
29:02Yeah, you too.
29:03How are you?
29:04Yeah, I'm very well, thanks.
29:05Yeah, good, good, good.
29:06Have a seat.
29:07Thank you, thank you.
29:08There you go.
29:09You all right?
29:10This is weird, isn't it?
29:11How many blind dates?
29:12I haven't been on a blind date since, oh, God, well over a decade.
29:17Yeah.
29:18OK.
29:19Yeah, yeah.
29:20In fact, 20 years, in fact.
29:21So that's twice a decade.
29:22Oh, wow.
29:23He's not as good at history as I thought.
29:25Must be the nerves.
29:26Play it cool, Mike, you've got this.
29:28As I thought, Mike isn't my exact type, but he's dressed very smart,
29:34and he seems lovely, so open-minded.
29:38Hello.
29:39Hello.
29:40Hi.
29:41May I get the chopped salad with some chicken?
29:43Yep.
29:44Can I have just fish and chips, please?
29:45Where do?
29:46Amazing choices.
29:48Thank you very much.
29:50I haven't had fish and chips in ages.
29:51Oh, yeah.
29:52Bit of a staple food for me.
29:53Every weekend is chippy for us.
29:54Oh, I love it.
29:55So, yeah.
29:56Did you know the curly of the fish means the fresher the fish?
29:58Really?
29:59I did not know that.
30:00Apparently.
30:01What is it of everyone's fishy facts today?
30:02I haven't actually Googled it.
30:03No.
30:04To see if it's true.
30:05No.
30:06So, I'm just guessing it is.
30:07Too late.
30:08I'm never eating a straight fish ever again.
30:10Sure.
30:11Let's say that, yeah?
30:12Yeah, let's say that.
30:13It's for the...
30:14What's a fish expert called?
30:16Keep it simple, Mike.
30:17I'm not even sure fish experts know what a fish expert's called.
30:21A fish expert?
30:22Yeah, what are they called?
30:23Fishmonger?
30:24Captain Birdseye?
30:25Like who catches fish?
30:26Like a skipper?
30:27Like a biologist, kind of?
30:29Oh, well, it doesn't really matter, I suppose.
30:30I don't know.
30:31So, as this date starts like two single flat fish out of the water...
30:39Back at Sam's date with Mahan, and after a nervy start, the big question is, is he still there?
30:45Well, is he?
30:46Is he?
30:47Is he?
30:48He is!
30:49I guess the fox hunt must be delayed or something.
30:51By the way, I don't watch Made in Chelsea.
30:54Oh, that's...
30:55That's perfect.
30:56I've never watched it.
30:57Really?
30:58You swerved a bullet there, mate.
30:59So, actually, I didn't know who you were.
31:01Amazing.
31:02No-one really does, to be honest.
31:03Yeah, not unless you watch the show, which, thankfully, she doesn't.
31:06You have a bit of a reputation.
31:07Oh, shit.
31:08Huh?
31:09Okay.
31:10Um...
31:11What's that all about?
31:12Reputation.
31:13Yeah.
31:14Um...
31:15If you're having trouble remembering, Sam, we could give a couple of the Made in Chelsea
31:20girls a call.
31:21My reputation is probably not great.
31:24Oh, my God.
31:26What does that mean?
31:28I've...
31:29What have I done?
31:30Um...
31:31I've just been a bit...
31:32I've been young, for sure.
31:33So, you cheated?
31:34Huh?
31:35Have you cheated?
31:36I mean, that's a big word.
31:38I'll tell you what's a little word.
31:40Yes.
31:41On our first one-to-one day, I wasn't expecting these questions to be so intense.
31:46I'm just trying to tuck into this salmon roll.
31:49What was your last relationship?
31:51Um...
31:52It was, like...
31:53It was eight months ago, officially.
31:55Yeah, about eight months.
31:56My official relationship broke up eight months ago.
31:58So, how long was that?
31:59Uh...
32:00Two and a half years.
32:02Okay.
32:03My only concern is, like, are you actually, like, over your ex?
32:08Oh, and she's off again.
32:10I am...
32:12Over...
32:13Uh...
32:14Yeah, I'm definitely...
32:15I'm just...
32:16I'm...
32:17I'm...
32:18I'm over my ex, for sure.
32:19But I'm just, like...
32:20This is my first time nipping into dating.
32:22Yeah.
32:23But, uh...
32:24Yeah.
32:25Oh, well, you're totally convinced her there, I reckon.
32:27Nothing says I'm over my ex, aren't waiting ten seconds before answering.
32:31And then supping some beer.
32:33Hey!
32:34Back at the Oyster Gaff, Lib is finally receiving her incinerated slab of meat after hunky Jordan seems to have got her juices flowing.
32:41That looks lovely.
32:43Mmm, little tin pot of chippies.
32:46Do you have any mayonnaise, please?
32:48Oh, yeah.
32:50Mayo and a steak?
32:51Fuck off.
32:52Anything else?
32:53Very good, thank you.
32:54Yeah?
32:55Thanks.
32:56Mayonnaise with steak?
32:57No, with the chips.
32:58Would that give you the egg if I dipped my steak in mayonnaise?
33:02I'd put a red flag in the steak, shit on my chair and leave.
33:05That would have been...
33:06I probably would do that if I was alone.
33:09What, with your steak?
33:10Yeah.
33:11Oh, well.
33:12Is that bad?
33:13Yeah.
33:14Really?
33:15Oh, God.
33:16Are you obsessed with mayo?
33:17I like mayo, I wouldn't say I'm obsessed with it.
33:19They may have been chatting about condiments for the last 30 seconds, but it seems to be doing the trick.
33:24Daddy's sauce, anyone?
33:25Oh, thank you so much.
33:26It's all for him.
33:27But get her a straw just in case.
33:29I'd say enjoy that with your steak.
33:31For a steak, yeah, thanks.
33:32Yeah.
33:33Oh, gosh.
33:35Gosh, is there any other, like, quirks?
33:37Any other quirks with me?
33:38Yeah.
33:39I'm trying to think of what's the most interesting fact about me.
33:42I used to like plane watching.
33:44A plane radar, perhaps.
33:46I think that might have just killed Jordan's boner for the next six or seven years.
33:49I've got that one.
33:50Do you?
33:51Oh, hang on, he's rock hard for it.
33:53Boeing boner coming in.
33:55I'm a golden subscriber.
33:56You're a gold subscriber?
33:58Yeah.
33:59To the plane radar app?
34:00Yeah, yeah.
34:01We've got a lot in common, so I think he's gone from a nine to a 9.5.
34:06Every time a helicopter comes over, I'm like, who's that?
34:09Right?
34:10And when you guess it and it's right, don't you just feel so good?
34:14And then, like, my parents are like, do you know where that helicopter's going?
34:18Imagine if anyone was listening to our conversation right now.
34:21Don't worry, I think most viewers switched off when you put mayo on your steak.
34:27Meanwhile, across town, after a fishy start, self-proclaimed geek Mike has got his world cut out if he wants to hook Donna.
34:33But on the plus side, he hasn't mentioned his Lego sets once.
34:37So, you're from Liverpool?
34:38I am, yeah.
34:39Yeah.
34:40Obviously, with the accents.
34:41Great accent.
34:42My accents, I feel have softened because I'm on the phone all day as part of my day job.
34:45When I was younger, I did a bit of acting and I host a podcast as well, so, like...
34:49Nice, OK.
34:50I talk a lot.
34:51OK.
34:52So, I need to be understood.
34:53And so, you said that you host a podcast?
34:55I do, yeah.
34:56What's that about?
34:57Is it time to impress Mike?
34:58Everyone loves a pod.
34:59It's a very nerdy podcast.
35:00Yeah.
35:01I am very much a geek.
35:04Ooh, that is a long old sip.
35:06Hang in there, Donna.
35:07I wear my geek on my sleeve.
35:09Very proud of it.
35:10Yeah.
35:11It's called Attack of the 50 Foot Nerds.
35:12OK.
35:13Incredible title, but I don't think it's helping here.
35:16Mike's really nice, but at the moment I don't think we have much in common.
35:21But, you know, we're here, so let's keep chatting.
35:25Hi, Tamara.
35:26Oh, wow.
35:27Thank you, my love.
35:28You're welcome.
35:29Wow, this looks banging.
35:30That looks incredible, actually.
35:31Fish and chips.
35:32Lovely.
35:33Thank you very much.
35:34Thank you, boss.
35:35Doesn't look very curly to me.
35:36Send it back, Mike.
35:37What's your date in the story?
35:39So, I was with someone for five and a bit years, maybe five and a half years.
35:44OK.
35:45That ended last April.
35:46So, what about yourself?
35:47Have you got any kids or...?
35:48No kids.
35:49I've got a cat.
35:50OK.
35:51That's enough.
35:52Little fur baby.
35:53Yeah, Mr Biggs.
35:54How old is he?
35:55He's 11 today.
35:57Oh.
35:58Well, happy birthday, Mr Biggs.
35:59Thanks, mate.
36:00He'll appreciate that.
36:01He won't.
36:02My dog is 16 in a couple of weeks.
36:04Really?
36:05What dog you got?
36:06He's a Jack Russell.
36:07Finally, something they can bond over.
36:08He lives with my ex.
36:09He's a very, very old, frail boy at the moment.
36:12So, we don't think he's got long left.
36:14Keep it light, Mike.
36:15Oh, God.
36:16Yeah, maybe avoid the dog dying stuff and get stuck into your limp fissure a bit, Mike.
36:21Good lad.
36:22I just want to be...
36:23Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where bumbling blue blood Sam has been probed harder than an alien with an anal obsession.
36:41And I don't think I'm the only one to say, I've been quite enjoying it.
36:44What's, like, your big no-go for a guy?
36:46No-go?
36:47Um, lying, cheating.
36:51Okay.
36:52You just look...
36:53You look down as soon as I said that.
36:54You just put your hand in your pocket and look down.
36:56What?
36:57No, no, no.
36:58It's fucking cold in here.
36:59What?
37:00It's so cold.
37:01I'm so cold.
37:02It's so chilly.
37:03That's probably the ghosts of girlfriends past chilling your veins with ice.
37:05I've cheated once, maybe twice.
37:07And it was, um...
37:08Oh, my God.
37:09And it was, uh...
37:11This is not my last race here.
37:12This is before.
37:13And...
37:14Can I say something?
37:15I've also been cheated on.
37:17And it's probably the worst feeling in the world.
37:19And I think I'm...
37:20Yeah.
37:21Is that when you decided that you're not gonna cheat anymore?
37:24No, I hit, like, 25 and I was like, absolutely not.
37:28Yeah, man, leave that shit to the 24-year-olds.
37:30We're gonna run to the loot.
37:31You do that.
37:32Well, hang on a minute.
37:33Do not let that man out of your sight.
37:35He's a flight risk and needs containing.
37:37That's it.
37:38We're going full lockdown.
37:39No one in, no one out.
37:40We need to locate him right now.
37:42No chance of our sexy plane spotters going off radar, though, as we head back to Liv and Jordan.
37:52What would you say your perfect date is?
37:57I don't know about perfect, but my first dates have always just been a dog walk.
38:02Yeah.
38:03Yeah.
38:04I mean, they said, what's your perfect date?
38:05I was like, buttersea dogs on.
38:07Let's go to buttersea.
38:08You know, that would have been, oh, the dream.
38:10Oh, he loves animals, too.
38:12This boat just keeps getting dreamier by the second.
38:15That's literally one of my perfect dates.
38:17Really?
38:18Going on a walk.
38:19Grabbing a takeaway coffee and just going on a walk.
38:21In the countryside?
38:22Get your wellies on?
38:23Yeah.
38:24Just anywhere quiet and peaceful.
38:25Nice little view.
38:26Hello.
38:27Hello.
38:28Is it Bill?
38:29That's great.
38:31Our pill.
38:32Thanks, Jordan.
38:33No worries.
38:34Oh, what a gent.
38:36Thanks for that.
38:37It's very sweet of you.
38:38How do you feel like the date's gone?
38:39I've enjoyed it.
38:40Have you?
38:41Yeah, apart from the mayo.
38:42OK.
38:43But we can get over that.
38:44Yeah, yeah.
38:45Over it enough to go on a second date?
38:46Absolutely, yeah.
38:47Yeah?
38:48I'd love to.
38:49Would you?
38:50Yeah, I'd love that.
38:51Fantastic.
38:52Boom!
38:53Second date in the bag.
38:54Minus the mayo, though.
38:56This view's really nice, actually.
38:58Four hours it took us to get that boat in position,
39:00and now she notices.
39:01Thank you for a lovely day.
39:03It's been great to see you.
39:04See you soon.
39:05Look after yourself.
39:06Safe journey back.
39:07See you soon.
39:08Bye.
39:09That date went really well, obviously,
39:10because I asked for a second date.
39:12Very good looking, lived up to the photo.
39:15I think the date went really well, actually.
39:17She's a gorgeous girl.
39:18I was a bit underdressed, though.
39:20Liv's the type of girl I'd definitely go plane spotting with.
39:22I couldn't think of anyone I'd rather spot a plane with than Liv.
39:25If we'd known, we would have booked you into the Wagamamas
39:27at Gatwick North.
39:29Maybe I finally met someone that's actually mature,
39:32got their head screwed on, gentleman.
39:35It's got potential.
39:36Ooh, Liv might have just secured a co-pilot for the gala.
39:44Meanwhile, back in town, Don has yet to build anything meaningful
39:47with Lego legend Mike.
39:49But the night's still young for our chatterbox scouser
39:51to turn things round.
39:53What's your dream acting role?
39:56Oh, erm...
39:57She set this one up for you, mate, just say magic, Mike.
39:59See, I've always seen myself as more like the friend.
40:02Oh, no, has he just friend-zoned himself?
40:05I don't want to be the lead.
40:07Even in plays that I've written and then I've been in,
40:09I've always just been, like, the side guy with the funniest jokes.
40:13So you're a writer as well?
40:14Yeah, I've written a few different plays now.
40:17Yeah.
40:18Hello, Shakespeare.
40:19What are we talking?
40:20I wrote a play.
40:21It's a comedy murder mystery with all these funny chocolate pun character names.
40:25Oh, Jack the Ripple.
40:26The milk sleigh man.
40:27I was Bourneville the butler.
40:28Not bad.
40:29And Sir Toby Lerone gets murdered.
40:31Oh.
40:32You know.
40:33Decent.
40:34And then Harry Bow has to come and investigate.
40:35That's not a chocolate, Mike, so you're going to have to up your game
40:37if you want to get into Donna's Snickers.
40:40Or up her whisper.
40:42I know that the agent's told me to give Mike a chance,
40:45but I feel like he is talking at me, not with me.
40:50And that's very difficult to kind of try and open the conversation up.
40:54I know I'm here to try new things, but this is not easy.
40:59Well, at least he hasn't brought up the Lego yet.
41:02I'm a big fan of Lego.
41:03Oh, fuck's sake, Mike.
41:04My mum and dad's spare room at the moment is basically full of boxes of Lego.
41:09Right.
41:10Oh, Jesus.
41:11He still lives with his parents and plays with his childhood toys.
41:14Got the horn yet, Donna?
41:15My birthday's coming up in a few weeks.
41:17Yeah.
41:18I've booked a week off work.
41:19Right.
41:20I'm going to build the old 1966 Adam West Batmobile.
41:23That's what I'm doing with my week.
41:25A week?
41:26How fucking big is it?
41:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:28Now here I come through, make room, tick tick rhyme and I go like ooh.
41:33Back with Sam and Mahan and it looks like Sam is nowhere to be seen.
41:36I said he'd do a runner again and he has.
41:38So I guess now we just have to sit and watch Mahan on her.
41:41Oh, here he is.
41:42Do you know what?
41:43Guess he did just need a shit after all.
41:45What is that?
41:46Smells delicious.
41:47My perfume.
41:48Yeah.
41:49John Malone.
41:50Is it the ramen?
41:51Is it the ramen?
41:52Maybe the ramen.
41:53Very good.
41:54Funny.
41:55Very good.
41:56Parfum de bean sprout.
41:57I feel like the start of this date has not gone to plan.
42:00I feel like it's just been a little bit too much, but hopefully we can turn this around
42:04and make it a little bit more flirty and fun, more lighthearted.
42:07You're the first person in the industry who have like, you, you, I was more excited about
42:12this date than I've been about any other day.
42:14That's it, Sam.
42:15Keep climbing yourself out of that hole.
42:16Not to disregard the lovely, beautiful people, but like you, you intrigued me for sure.
42:20Okay.
42:21That's good to know.
42:22It's me being honest.
42:23No.
42:24Well, that mid-date shit seems to have worked wonders on his charm offensive.
42:27We should definitely do another date.
42:29I think we could have fun.
42:33Yeah, sure.
42:34Sure.
42:35That was good.
42:36Well, fair play to the man.
42:37He took a grin in, popped off for a 20-minute dump and has somehow managed to salvage another
42:41date from the evening.
42:43What should we do next?
42:44We'll figure it out.
42:45I'm sure we can figure it out.
42:47Cheers to that.
42:48Cheers to that.
42:49Cheers.
42:50Cheers.
42:51Should we go?
42:52I really enjoyed today's date.
42:57Sam had a little bit of a dip during this process.
42:59I feel like I'm getting back to being Sam again.
43:04Let's definitely go for a drink.
43:05Let's definitely, yeah, definitely.
43:06Let's do it.
43:07I feel great that he stayed the whole time.
43:09The date was quite fun.
43:11My walls are still slightly up.
43:13The fact that I asked, have you cheated before?
43:15Are you over your ex?
43:16And both questions, he looked down.
43:18So that to me is a little bit worrying.
43:22Mahan, incredible, lovely, sweetheart.
43:25And I'm intrigued to see where it goes.
43:27Oh, it's lovely when the privileged get a break.
43:29It just doesn't happen enough in this world, does it?
43:31So as I head off to continue their night.
43:36Across town, Donna's date is still yet to get going.
43:39And Lego-loving playwright Mike would need to pull something
43:41pretty special out of the bag for this one
43:43to receive a happy ending.
43:46You know my vice is obviously my Lego.
43:47What's yours?
43:49What's my vice?
43:50I'd say a margarita with a salty rim.
43:53I think that's a subtle code
43:55for bring me another fucking drink right now.
43:57I feel like I was right.
43:59Mike isn't the guy for me.
44:02There's no point in kind of dragging this out.
44:05So let's go home.
44:06Together?
44:07Separately.
44:08My shame.
44:09Oh, well, thank you, Mike.
44:11It was lovely to meet you.
44:12I've been having a lovely little time.
44:14Say it well too.
44:15Because I've got thousands of them
44:17because I ordered too many by accident.
44:19Oh, Mike, please say it's not a Johnny.
44:21I'll give you my card.
44:22Oh, a business card.
44:24Still, a bit of an odd way to end a date.
44:27Lead host producer?
44:28Yeah.
44:29Attack of the...
44:30Oh, OK.
44:31This is the podcast.
44:32I literally, I was only supposed to order 100
44:34and I ordered 1,000 by accident.
44:35OK, so this, you're just giving them out.
44:37Well, yeah.
44:38Yeah, but obviously it's people who, you know,
44:40I think would like one anyway.
44:41Yeah, OK.
44:43Oh, Mike, you may have many strengths,
44:45Lego podcasts and writing plays,
44:47but reading the signals clearly isn't one of them.
44:49Well, I'll give you a little hug.
44:52Yeah, yeah.
44:53I'll say my goodbye.
44:54Yeah, it's been a pleasure getting to know you.
44:56Oh, you take care, Mike.
44:57Yeah, you too.
44:59See you later. Bye-bye.
45:03It's not speed dating, my friend.
45:05You can leave now.
45:06I really enjoyed my date with Donna this evening.
45:07I think it went really well.
45:09She's obviously learned quite a lot about me.
45:10She certainly has.
45:11The date with Mike was educational.
45:14I think I know everything about Mike.
45:17I would like if she called me out,
45:18drop me a text, who knows, yeah.
45:19We'll see, I'll say if she does,
45:21we'll see how things go from there.
45:23Maybe a fax.
45:24That should be on the business card, Donna.
45:26No vibe from me, no.
45:30But you know what, Mike is a lovely guy,
45:33and I wish him all the best.
45:34Oh, well, better luck next time, Mike.
45:36Now to the Batmobile.
45:38Sorry, I've always wanted to say that.
45:40Tomorrow night!
45:41Your dipsis has swollen to three times the size.
45:46There's cutting questions.
45:47Have you discussed money?
45:49That makes me uncomfortable.
45:50And awkward answers.
45:52Have you enjoyed any of your dates?
45:54No.
45:55As our celebs.
45:56They want me to ask, what are your intentions?
45:58And I'm going, are you my dad?
46:00Go!
46:00I would love to go for that drink with you again.
46:03Um.
46:03I feel like I'm begging.
46:05Dating!
46:07Can you put your legs behind your head?
46:08Uh, later.
46:09Later?
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