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00:00I'm a lawyer. I'm a janitor. Together we adopted a cute little kid. We're legal custodians.

00:16Get it?

00:18Oh, hey! Where were you guys?

00:22We're doing the first episode of Legal Custodians.

00:24Think Friends meets Clean This Hall. It's on the Custodian Network.

00:28Season pass it and thank me later.

00:30In the meantime, let's check out Legal Custodians.

00:37I'm home, everybody. How was everyone's day?

00:40Someone's got a crush.

00:42Hey, if you're talking about Arlene, we're just friends.

00:45That'd be professional suicide to date another janitor.

00:48No, I'm talking about Toby.

00:51Tell me about it, killer.

00:53Well, her name's Franny. She's a blonde. She's a cheerleader. She's totally out of my league.

00:57But...

00:58Well, you know what? You should get her something nice, like a pink mop.

01:03A pink mop? That's...

01:06He can't buy love from her.

01:09He should use...

01:12He should use legal leverage.

01:16And then...

01:18He'd sue her.

01:19And...

01:20She would like him.

01:23Why does everything with you come down to a lawsuit? You're such a lawyer.

01:27Yeah, but everything with you is like I'm a janitor.

01:31So...

01:32A pink mop doesn't even exist.

01:35Oh, yeah? Then how would Arlene get hers?

01:37Hey, guys. Back to me.

01:39Oh, hey, you're right, Toby.

01:41Yeah, this isn't about us.

01:44This is about you.

01:47You're gonna have that girl,

01:49cause you talk so smooth by recess.

01:53We love you, Toby.

01:58Toby, we love ya.

02:00I love you guys, too.

02:09Well, that was really good.

02:10Yeah, that apartment looks totally dope.

02:13Wasn't it?

02:14How did you get that on such short notice?

02:17Uh, it's Turk and Carla's place, and we didn't ask.

02:22Uh-huh.

02:24But I'm still learning, so I can't turn it around.

02:29Don't tell me what to do, I'll do it.

02:32And I'll be bringing on what it takes to fight.

02:37Don't tell me that I won't get through it.

02:40It started out all wrong, but I'll make it right.

02:45Bye-bye.

Scrubs (2001) - S00E12 - Webisode 12 - Legal Custodians Episode

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