Shocking Reason an Old Man Knocked on My Door

Lottie Margot

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00:00Hello, it's Tony, 3 p.m. for Vicky.

00:03Sorry, what are you saying, sir?

00:07I'm Tony. I've got a 3 p.m. with Vicky.

00:103 p.m. with Vicky? Who is Vicky?

00:16I rang up and made an appointment and I've got a 3 p.m. with Vicky.

00:22That's enough information. I'm sure that she keeps a diary, doesn't she?

00:28There should be Tony in it.

00:31So, look, it's 3 p.m. with Vicky, £60 an hour.

00:36That's what she's quoted.

00:39Right?

00:40Sorry, sir.

00:42Why do you find that so funny?

00:45You've got the wrong house, bro.

00:48No, no.

00:50What number?

00:52Sir, what number are you looking for, sir?

00:54Sir, what number?

00:55Well, I was told that it was the house with the black door and there'd probably be a red light on somewhere.

01:03Sir, what number are you looking for, sir?

01:06I don't know.

01:08She said at the end of the cold, he's like a black door and there's a red light on in the...

01:13He's got the wrong house, bro.

01:14There's no Vicky.

01:18Who's Vicky, bro?

01:19Who's Vicky?

01:19He's going to get pee-pee touch.

01:25No, no, no.

01:26She's a masseuse.

01:27She's a masseuse.

01:29And I've come for her to straighten me out.

01:33She's what?

01:34She what, sir?

01:36She's a masseuse.

01:39Actually, she's a hairdresser.

01:41You've got to get hair, sir.

01:44There's no hair.

01:45Yes, she's about 60 pounds for an hour.

01:49You've got no hair, sir.

01:51What?

01:52I'm sure I've got the right place.

01:54I'm sure...

01:54But, sir, Vicky's not going to cut no hair, bro.

01:56She, you have no hair for you to cut, Vicky.

02:00What?

02:01Do you have a Vicky there?

02:03No, no.

02:04I'm saying there's no Vicky here.

02:07But I'm saying Vicky can't cut no hair because she's not here.

02:09Yeah.

02:11Oh, well, then I must have the wrong place, sir.

02:16You're going to get pee-pee touch.

02:17Okay.

02:18Well, you know, I've got the stuff I can just need a haircut and...

02:23All right, well...

02:25No, no, no, no, sir.

02:26But, sir, you're going to get pee-pee touch.

02:30There's nothing strange about it.

02:33No, no, no.

02:34I didn't say nothing strange.

02:35It's good.

02:36If you find that house, you'll come back to my house and we both go together.

02:40Yeah, but...

02:42I...

02:43Okay.

02:44All right.

02:45Sorry.

02:45Sorry to trouble you.

02:46Sorry.

02:47Sorry.

02:51It's not funny.

02:52I need a haircut.

02:53I need a haircut.

02:54I need a haircut.

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