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00:00Hey Matt, I just heard some people in your house.
00:04Yeah.
00:06You have people over?
00:08Yeah, why?
00:11Yeah, you know, it's just been a pandemic.
00:15Okay.
00:17I just thought I'd come over and swing by, like,
00:20wondering why you think you can have people over and we can't.
00:23So, do you want to explain that?
00:25Well no, you can have people over if you want,
00:27like, we've just had a funeral in the family, you know, so yeah.
00:31And are you trying to cause another one?
00:34Sorry?
00:35Are you trying to cause another one having people over?
00:37Are you serious?
00:39Look, Covid was like 2020.
00:41It's like 2025 now.
00:43Are you okay?
00:44Yeah, I still carry face monsters in my purse.
00:46It's still going around.
00:48Well, you think you can have people over whilst everyone else is suffering?
00:51But no one else is suffering.
00:52And you want more people to suffer?
00:54How many people are in your house?
00:55How many people are in your house?
00:57How many people are in your house?
00:59Beg your pardon?
01:01How many people are in your house?
01:03Does it matter?
01:05Well, I'm going to guess maybe, like, ten voices I heard or something?
01:10Like...
01:11It doesn't matter how many people are in my house.
01:13I don't know.
01:14I bet you're all just sharing, like, food as well and, like, laughter.
01:18It seems a bit disgusting, actually.
01:20Laughter?
01:21Oh, it's disgusting to laugh.
01:23Look, we've just had a funeral.
01:24Yeah, and, like, to get each other in, like, without the face mask.
01:27It's just a bit, like, ew.
01:29Like, as if you were, like, do you not care about your kids?
01:32Like...
01:33Look, we've just had a funeral.
01:35And we've just had a pandemic.
01:37Five years ago.
01:39Yeah, so it's still around.
01:41Covid is still around.
01:43The only thing around is you.
01:45And you're...
01:46You're being noisy as well.
01:47I don't want to hear that.
01:48I don't want to hear that.
01:49I don't want to hear that.
01:50Nothing noisy.
01:51Knowing that you're the cause of the suffering while I'm next door trying to watch TV.
01:55The only noise you're probably going to hearing is my auntie crying.
01:58That's about it.
02:00You're literally the...
02:02Are you kidding?
02:03You're literally the people I hear about on the TV.
02:04I'm literally watching the news and I'm going to see you on the news.
02:06You know, I'm actually going to report you to the news.
02:08That's what I'm going to do.
02:09For what?
02:10You're going to be famous.
02:11Congrats.
02:12For what?
02:13You're going to be famous because you're causing another pandemic.
02:17You're causing another pandemic.
02:18It doesn't matter what it is.
02:20Does it?
02:21Another pandemic, yeah?
02:23Because of you.
02:24Because of you.
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