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00:00Why does my key work?
00:01Because I've changed the locks.
00:02You're not coming in.
00:03Are you serious?
00:04100% serious.
00:05What time is it at?
00:06What, 10 o'clock in the morning?
00:07Yeah.
00:08And you haven't been...
00:09I haven't heard from you all night.
00:10But you knew I was out.
00:11Yeah.
00:12Out, like, I was literally having, like, you know, at worst early hours in the morning,
00:15but not out, like, all night.
00:17Cutting, rolling in at 10 o'clock.
00:18Not even a f***er.
00:19You could have been dead for all I knew.
00:20So what?
00:21You just changed the locks?
00:22Yeah.
00:23You've certainly changed the locks.
00:24Because...
00:25Because I got out for one night and you...
00:26Yeah.
00:27I saw some pictures on your friend's Instagram, on John's Instagram, where you've been out
00:32with all these other girls that are in the photo.
00:34Where are the other girls?
00:35Oh, so now he's a liar.
00:36Is he?
00:37Pictures lie, are they?
00:38Well, no, I'm not saying pictures lie, but I'm saying we weren't with the girls in the
00:40picture.
00:41Like, they weren't with us, were they?
00:42Like, show me the pictures.
00:43But you've gone on John's Instagram, haven't you?
00:45I can't believe I'm actually even doing this, because you're basically implying that
00:48I'm lying.
00:49Yeah, no, look.
00:50They're in the background.
00:51They're not...
00:52They're not with us.
00:53Oh, yeah, of course they're not.
00:54Yeah, they just happen to be...
00:55Why would he take pictures of them?
00:56Why would he take pictures of us?
00:57They're in the background.
00:58It's not a picture of them.
00:59I don't believe you.
01:00I can't trust you.
01:01You didn't even phone me.
01:02What have you been doing between whenever you...
01:03The bar show at, like, one o'clock, and then...
01:05You went back to John's.
01:06You went back to John's, and I'm supposed to believe that, and there's all those girls
01:08in the picture that you're all over.
01:09I'm not all over them.
01:10You've just looked at the picture.
01:11I'm looking at the camera.
01:12How do I know you've not been all over them, anyway?
01:14Because...
01:15Because I'm telling you.
01:16You should trust me.
01:17Yeah, well, I would trust you.
01:18If you'd have come rolling in at 10 o'clock in the morning, what is your own fault now?
01:20Well, you took...
01:21I told you I was going to be out all night.
01:22No, you didn't.
01:23I said you could go out.
01:24I didn't say you could be out all night.
01:25Where were you meant to be?
01:26Well, how am I meant to get home?
01:28Like, when I've had a drink?
01:29A taxi?
01:30Someone else who's driving?
01:31Maybe be a bit responsible and get someone to give you a lift?
01:34Have, like, a responsible driver like normal people do in a group of people?
01:38So, just because I went out on a night when you knew I was going out, and I'm coming back
01:43at 10 o'clock in the morning...
01:44It's not the middle of the afternoon, is it?
01:46I'm back in the morning...
01:47And you think that's okay?
01:48And you changed the locks.
01:49You actually think that's okay?
01:50Do you think this is not a bit irrational?
01:52Irrational?
01:53You actually think I'm being irrational?
01:55When I've locked the doors because you are clearly, completely devoid of any responsibility
02:00or care about how I feel.
02:01You haven't locked the door.
02:02You haven't locked the door.
02:03You've changed the locks.
02:04How much did that cost you?
02:05It doesn't matter, because you don't live here anymore, so it's not your bill, is it?
02:07Well, I do live here.
02:08My name's on the mortgage.
02:09Well, that'll be coming off, so, you know, adultery.
02:12You know what?
02:13It'll cover the divorce, won't it?
02:14You're actually being serious?
02:15100%.
02:16I wouldn't change the locks if I wasn't serious, would I?
02:19Now, from one night out, you want a divorce?
02:22It's not from one night out.
02:23Don't trivialise it like that, because that's not how it is.
02:25It's not, though, is it?
02:26It's not to the fact that, A, you went out anyway, which is bad enough and left me on
02:30my own, but I let you, I said you could go, that's absolutely fine.
02:32Yeah, exactly.
02:33You said I could go.
02:34Yeah.
02:35But that doesn't then mean that you get to behave like a 20-year-old, come back without
02:38letting me know you're alive, pictures of all, loads of girls, and I'm-
02:41Pictures aren't, I'm not with the girls in the pictures.
02:44I'm not with the girls.
02:45I'm stood looking at the camera, the girls are behind me, I don't even know they're there.
02:49Well, how do I know that?
02:50Because you can see the picture.
02:52Yeah, but what happened afterwards?
02:53Nothing happened afterwards.
02:55I'm sorry, but you're just being absolutely ridiculous.
02:58I can't believe that you're trivialising this like this.
03:00I'm not trivialising it.
03:01It's about choice.
03:02There isn't anything to be trivialised.
03:03I went out on a night out with some friends, nothing happened, and now I'm getting this.
03:08Yeah, you're 100% getting this.
03:10What's the thing really good?
03:11I'm okay.
03:12I'll be looking at the event.
03:13How do you get into it?
03:14And how do I get into it?
03:15I'm really excited to have him to show you all the time.
03:18And then I'm like, wait a minute.
03:19Yeah, what's the difference in the world?
03:20No.
03:21Okay.
03:22Right?
03:23Here's my first picture in my daughter OK, okay.
03:25Bye.
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