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00:00:00The story is a rekaan semata-mata.
00:00:23Tidak ada kena-mengena dengan yang hidup ataupun yang telah mati.
00:00:31Segala persamaan hanyalah secara kebetulan sahaja.
00:00:38Tak percaya? Lantak kumulah.
00:00:44Zim, zim. Alakazim.
00:00:53Tidak ada di sini.
00:01:02Tidak ada di sini.
00:01:04Lantak.
00:01:11Yworldu memanda kebetulan b dismissi selber dan tahan.
00:01:16Tidak ada di sechs Architectment.
00:01:21I don't know.
00:01:51Yang kau terpikir terjeri-jeri kenapa?
00:01:54Orang tengah serap-serap ni kau perikir kenapa?
00:01:56Kau sekolah ketak.
00:01:57S.A.P lepas ketak.
00:02:00Apa?
00:02:02Pihu.
00:02:04Kong lah.
00:02:06Ada tong.
00:02:07Tongkek.
00:02:09Banyak kau nak betulkan orang kau pun salah.
00:02:11Tongkek apa?
00:02:13Seorang tongkek, seorang Kong.
00:02:15Amal lah aku nak cakap kau tak keluar pula cerita ni.
00:02:18Itu nama dia
00:02:19T.O.K.E.M.
00:02:22What's up guys?
00:02:23Hai.
00:02:24Hai.
00:02:25Cantik-cantik. Ramai orang tengok ni.
00:02:26Adalah dalam lima orang.
00:02:28Hai.
00:02:29Okey jangan lupa like and share.
00:02:31Masang, Masang.
00:02:33Follow penengah.
00:02:36Oi, Masang tu kudu.
00:02:39Lengok ni.
00:02:43Eh, Maca.
00:02:44Ni dah tak sama.
00:02:46Nampes lah.
00:02:47Pali dah naf judge.
00:02:48Don't hurt toلم.
00:02:49Aa.
00:02:51Teput.
00:02:52Hai.
00:02:55Engkau ni apa, semua cik tak cek cek cek cek cek cek cek cek cek cek cek cek cek cek cek cek cek.
00:02:58Cik tak cakap semua boleh percaya?
00:02:59Cik tak macam orang.
00:03:01Bukan semua orang boleh percaya.
00:03:02Nak nak orang macam kau.
00:03:03Hey!
00:03:05You have to move your hand.
00:03:09No!
00:03:11No!
00:03:13You're a good man.
00:03:15You're a good man.
00:03:17You're a good man.
00:03:19You're a good man.
00:03:25I'm not gonna die!
00:03:29You're a good man!
00:03:51Okay guys, guys.
00:03:53Guys, nampak tak tadi guys?
00:03:55Nampak tak tadi tuh?
00:03:57Huh?
00:03:59Nampak tak tadi, Han?
00:04:01Bukan Han Zizek!
00:04:03Han Zizek nak buat apa?
00:04:05Han itu!
00:04:07Guys!
00:04:11Apa pula yang jelis-jelis ini, guys?
00:04:17Eh, macam jelilah.
00:04:19Apa benda ini?
00:04:20Yang melendir-lendir ini?
00:04:24Eh, dia memancut-mancut lagilah.
00:04:27Apa ini, eh?
00:04:29Ha?
00:04:30Ha?
00:04:31Ha?
00:04:32Ha?
00:04:33Ha?
00:04:34Ha?
00:04:35Alamak!
00:04:37Hmm?
00:04:38Hidup nak makan jagung pun susah.
00:04:42Ha?
00:04:43Ha?
00:04:44Ha?
00:04:45Ha?
00:04:46Ha?
00:04:47Ha?
00:04:48Apa pun tak boleh.
00:04:49Ha?
00:04:50Ha?
00:04:51Ha?
00:04:52Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
00:04:54Ha?
00:04:55Ha?
00:04:56Ha?
00:04:57Ha?
00:04:58Ha?
00:04:59Ha?
00:05:00Ha?
00:05:01Ha?
00:05:02Ha?
00:05:03Ha?
00:05:04Ha?
00:05:05Ah!
00:05:06Ha?
00:05:07Ha?
00:05:08Ha?
00:05:09Ha?
00:05:10Ha?
00:05:11Ha?
00:05:12Ha?
00:05:21Aku sumpah kau terjaga jagung!
00:05:25Guys, guys...
00:05:26Guys! Where are you guys? Guys, where are you?
00:05:30Loka! Amoy! Abel!
00:05:34Oh my god! Oh my god!
00:05:36Oh my god!
00:05:42What the fuck? Zalba is bullying!
00:05:46Oh my god!
00:05:48Oh my god!
00:05:50Where are you from?
00:05:52Oh my god!
00:05:54Oh my god!
00:06:00Oh my god!
00:06:02There's no blood.
00:06:14Okay!
00:06:21Wah!
00:06:22Marukudi Pavali!
00:06:30Cari lagi hantu.
00:06:32Orang dah pesan jangan duduk cari.
00:06:34Kadang kena sumpah dengan Nenek Jin.
00:06:36Seorang udah tercekik jagung.
00:06:38Seorang lagi jalan ngundur pula.
00:06:40Yang seorang tu udah jalan mendung.
00:06:42Kena tarik hidungnya.
00:06:44Ada pula.
00:06:45Udah kena gigih anunya.
00:06:46Ish...
00:06:47Ish...
00:06:48Ish...
00:06:49Kesih...
00:06:50Do you think it's going?
00:06:51It's so good.
00:06:52Oh!
00:06:53Oh!
00:06:54Oh!
00:06:55Oh!
00:06:56Oh!
00:06:57Oh!
00:06:58Bang!
00:06:59You're all alone.
00:07:00Oh!
00:07:01Oh!
00:07:03Oh!
00:07:04Oh!
00:07:05Oh!
00:07:07Oh!
00:07:09Oh!
00:07:10Oh!
00:07:11Oh!
00:07:12Oh!
00:07:13Oh!
00:07:14What is happening?
00:07:33What is happening?
00:07:36What is happening?
00:07:38What is happening?
00:07:45Who is that?
00:07:47Oh, my God!
00:07:54Who is this?
00:07:59What is happening?
00:08:06What is happening?
00:08:11What is happening?
00:08:19Orang sekarang ini ada hobi yang pelik-pelik.
00:08:22Mencari hantu hobi dia.
00:08:25Apakah hanya mencari hantu?
00:08:28Bukannya nampak.
00:08:30Allah tak bagi nampak benda-benda ini sebab ada hikmah dia.
00:08:35Jin tak nampak, melekat tak nampak, termasuklah hantu.
00:08:40Kazim, Kazim.
00:08:42Kalau dah berceramah itu, ada saja lucu dia.
00:08:47Ya Allah.
00:08:49Itu yang Piramli sebut.
00:08:51Na, na, na, na, lekas pulang.
00:08:55Acik takut tinggal seorang.
00:08:58Kalau hari-hari kau nyanyikan aku, macam ini setiap malam nak tidur.
00:09:04Alangkah bahagianya hidup aku, Kazim.
00:09:07Hei!
00:09:09Dengar, dengar, dengar!
00:09:10Awak potong jari sini!
00:09:12Ada gila, kan?
00:09:13Dengar!
00:09:14Haa!
00:09:16Haa!
00:09:17Haa!
00:09:18Haa!
00:09:19Haa!
00:09:20Haa!
00:09:21Haa!
00:09:22Haa!
00:09:23Haa!
00:09:24Haa!
00:09:25Haa!
00:09:26Haa!
00:09:27Haa!
00:09:28Haa!
00:09:29Haa!
00:09:30Haa!
00:09:31Haa!
00:09:32Haa!
00:09:33Haa!
00:09:34Astaghfirullahalazim!
00:09:37Apa yang kecoh-kecoh ni?
00:09:39Udah!
00:09:40Apa yang tangan jari kamu itu?
00:09:42Nak kau ke hospital ke?
00:09:44Saya boleh panggil ke ambulans ke?
00:09:46Apa ayah, Ustaz.
00:09:47Haa!
00:09:48Sikit saja.
00:09:49Kalau Ustaz hambuskan, penawarnya adalah Ustaz.
00:09:54Mesti baiknya, Ustaz.
00:09:56Haa!
00:09:57Oda!
00:09:58Kamu lain berbenar bunyinya.
00:10:00Kamu tudahlah menjanda-deh-deh-deh.
00:10:03Tiga kali menjandanya.
00:10:05Haa!
00:10:06Sarah, apa itu kakak yang opah?
00:10:08Eh, darah tangan ni lah.
00:10:11Kamu mana mana tahu?
00:10:12Apa?
00:10:13Eh, Ustaz.
00:10:14Masih ada period lagikah?
00:10:17Eh, saya masih bergetah lagi lah.
00:10:20Bergetah?
00:10:21Masih ada period lah lagi.
00:10:23Haa!
00:10:24Period?
00:10:36Amir...
00:11:06Thanks.
00:11:14That's the Cicak that I'm talking about. Not me.
00:11:21I wish the Cicak is so good!
00:12:36Alhamdulillah.
00:12:37Tahniah lah Pak Su.
00:12:39Masyuk.
00:12:42Masyuk kerja mahir tu.
00:12:43Takpe lah YB.
00:12:44Muharram, saya nak ke kedai.
00:12:46Orang pesan lambat akan tutup kedai marah pula orang tua tu.
00:12:49Macam-macam orang rumah tu.
00:12:51Takpe YB apa pun.
00:12:52Saya ucap terima kasih lah.
00:12:53Jadual ni sesuatu elok, benar pada saya ni.
00:12:55Mudah-mudahan kita boleh lah buat kerjanya.
00:12:56Okey Muharram, Pak Su pergi dulu.
00:12:58Baik, Pak Su.
00:13:06Assalamualaikum.
00:13:08Ya, Syekh.
00:13:10Lamanya tak jumpa, Syekh.
00:13:12Ni apa hal jalan kaki ni, Syekh?
00:13:14Sekuang-kuangnya, setiap langkah kaki Anah, tapak kaki Anah ada pahala.
00:13:22Ni, Ustaz, bawa basikal.
00:13:24Nak kira macam mana ni?
00:13:25Eh, jangan macam tu, Syekh.
00:13:27Jalan kaki pun ada pahala dia.
00:13:28Niap basikal dia pun ada pahala, Syekh.
00:13:31Haa, macam ni lah, Syekh.
00:13:34Saya rasa dah dua, tiga tahun Syekh tak datang surau kita.
00:13:38Moh lah kita jemaah.
00:13:40Surau Kazim Al-Baqarah?
00:13:42Al-Baqarah tu lemu bertina, Syekh.
00:13:45Al-Barakah.
00:13:47Dulu Anah tak ada ilmu, takpelah.
00:13:50Sekarang ni Anah dah ada ilmu.
00:13:52Anah tahu beza ni.
00:13:53Ya, ya, ya.
00:13:54Setakat surau tu, bukan matabat Anah nak pergi solat dekat sana.
00:13:58Surau tu kecil.
00:14:00Pahalanya pun sikit.
00:14:02Sekarang, Anah solat martabat Anah di Masjid Sri Petalas.
00:14:08Sana masjid besar.
00:14:10Pahalanya pun berlipat-lipat kali ganda.
00:14:12Syekh, pahala ada di mana-mana, Syekh.
00:14:14Di surau kita pun ada.
00:14:16Di Masjid Sri Petalas tu pun ada.
00:14:18Hei, sudahlah.
00:14:21Jangan sampai anak tak ada adab.
00:14:23Anak kalau dah.
00:14:24Eh, Syekh, Syekh, Syekh.
00:14:26Masjid Sri Petalas tak pernah hajar macam ni, Syekh.
00:14:29Sabur, Syekh.
00:14:30Sabur, sabur, sabur.
00:14:31Jaga-jaga, Ustaz.
00:14:34Puih!
00:14:36Zaw Jahanah pasal Kazim lah.
00:14:38Dia tak dengar cakap Anah.
00:14:40Pasal Kazim lah.
00:14:42Dia suka melawan cakap Anah.
00:14:43Kita menari bukan sebarang tarian
00:15:01Asalnya dari tanah orang-orang pilihan
00:15:06Bila terdengar maslawi ciptaan maulana.
00:15:12Kumpul nunafsu lembur rantainya dari badan.
00:15:16Hingga hilang bangga diri.
00:15:19Berani hidup, berani mati.
00:15:21Bagaimu safir bertemu janji.
00:15:24Ini dari sodagila berakhir.
00:15:26Kita tak rindu pada siasa dunia
00:15:35Berangkapnya membuat manusia hampa
00:15:40Untuk bertemu impian bukan
00:15:43Bercuma mengorbankan yang tersangat
00:15:48Kita cinta bagai Yunus dimakan paus
00:15:52Ibrahim tak makan api
00:15:55Bertemu kekasih di malam kudus
00:15:57Luka di badan tak terasa lagi
00:16:00Pukulah rebana jantungku
00:16:05Bersyairlah maulana
00:16:08Aku mahu hakiki mendengar suaramu
00:16:13Sayang
00:16:21Pada mereka yang tak merengkau
00:16:25Sayang
00:16:33Pada mereka yang tak merengkau
00:16:34Sayang
00:16:42Pada mereka yang tak mengeruti
00:16:47Sayang
00:16:51Pada hati tertutup mati
00:16:58Bagai sangkar
00:17:00Tanpa penghuni
00:17:03Burung berharga
00:17:05Terlepas lari
00:17:09Semau
00:17:11Rindu
00:17:13Rindu
00:17:13Kembali bertemu
00:17:15Hatiku merindukan
00:17:18Pemiliknya
00:17:21Rindu
00:17:23Kembali bersatu
00:17:25Kembali bersatu
00:17:27Dengan yang dikasihi
00:17:31Rindu
00:17:33Kembali bertemu
00:17:35Hatiku merindukan
00:17:37Hatiku merindukan
00:17:38Pemiliknya
00:17:39Rindu
00:17:41Kembali bersatu
00:17:42Kembali bersatu
00:17:43Kembali bersatu
00:17:44Kembali bersatu
00:17:45Hatiku merindukan
00:17:47Pemiliknya
00:17:49Rindu
00:17:51Kembali bersatu
00:17:53Kembali bersatu
00:17:55Kembali bersatu
00:17:57Dengan yang dikasihi
00:18:01Hai
00:18:03Udah habis ke?
00:18:04Udah
00:18:05Udah
00:18:06Udah habis
00:18:07Bagus
00:18:09Bagus
00:18:11Bagus
00:18:13Rindu
00:18:21Banyak show sekarang
00:18:23Ustaz
00:18:23Show apa bendanya
00:18:25Kita bukan artis
00:18:27CERAMA
00:18:27Cerama
00:18:29CERAMA
00:18:30Heheheheh
00:18:32Heheheheh
00:18:34Heheheheh
00:18:36Heheheheh
00:18:38Heheheheh
00:18:40Heheheheh
00:18:42Heheheheh
00:18:44Heheheheh
00:18:46Udah pandai berbenau ke Ustaz
00:18:50Orang yang bagi nasihat-nasihat ni Ustaz
00:18:54Selanjutnya
00:18:56Orang ni dahandai
00:18:58Heheheheh
00:19:00Heheheheh
00:19:02Heheheheh
00:19:04Heheheheh
00:19:06Heheheheh
00:19:08Heheheheh
00:19:10Janganlah tengok-tengok
00:19:12Tak seperais lah nanti
00:19:16Heheheheh
00:19:20Ustaz! Astagfirullahaladzim
00:19:22Astagfirullahaladzim! Apa ni?
00:19:24Dua bagi tadi Ustaz lupa!
00:19:26Ustaz cakap dengan siapa tadi?
00:19:28Heheheheh
00:19:29Tak ada basikal ni
00:19:30Basikal cakap?
00:19:31Lain macam pula dia
00:19:32Heheheheh
00:19:33Terima kasih
00:19:34Janganlah
00:19:36Tak ada basikal ni
00:19:38Huuu
00:19:52Hujan lah pula. Ya Allah. Ya Allah.
00:20:02Hujan. Tiba-tiba hujan.
00:20:08Bang.
00:20:09Ya Allah. Basah baju aku.
00:20:10Abang buat apa itu?
00:20:11Tak nampak hujan ni, Ma.
00:20:13Tiba-tiba hujan. Basah baju ni.
00:20:17Mana ada hujan, Bang? Cuaca elok je tu. Tak ada hujan langsung pun.
00:20:21Ha? Elok?
00:20:23Ya, elok. Panah berhenteng tu. Mana datang hujannya?
00:20:31Abang gurau je lah. Tak ada apa-apa lah. Buatkanlah kopi yang abang nak balik ni.
00:20:37Dahaga pula rasanya.
00:20:40Panah buat lawak abang ni.
00:20:41Biasalah.
00:20:43Saya buat kopi.
00:20:44Buatkanlah kopi ala Kazim.
00:20:45Kazim.
00:20:48Allah.
00:20:51Allah.
00:20:55Siapa tadi?
00:20:59Janganlah tengok-tengok.
00:21:02Tak seperai selain nanti.
00:21:05Apa yang pelik benar hari ni, ni?
00:21:20Lain macam ni.
00:21:24Abang, dah kopi?
00:21:26Alhamdulillah. Terima kasih, Ma.
00:21:27Tak ada muah susah lah, Abang Mahoi.
00:21:31Ya Allah.
00:21:32Alhamdulillah.
00:21:33Terima kasih lah, Mahoi.
00:21:38Ha?
00:21:39Pak Riyad?
00:21:41Ha?
00:21:42Iyakah?
00:21:43Ya Allah.
00:21:45Cuti lah, Bang.
00:21:46Ayah.
00:22:11Eh?
00:22:12What?
00:22:14What?
00:22:16What are you doing here?
00:22:18Kazim...
00:22:22I feel so sad.
00:22:32Why? Why I feel so sad?
00:22:34Hahaha...
00:22:40Why can't you go to the church?
00:22:48Go!
00:22:50I'm asking you...
00:22:52Why can't you go to the church?
00:22:56Go!
00:23:04Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:23:06Hey!
00:23:08Astaghfirullahal-Azim...
00:23:11Ya Allah...
00:23:15Apa lah mimpi aku ni?
00:23:21Ya Allah, kamu ni Muharram!
00:23:24Astaghfirullahal-Azim, bila ni kamu sampai,
00:23:26tercunguk di situ Muharramu, Ya Allah...
00:23:30Baru dia sampai, Pak Su...
00:23:33Ya Allah...
00:23:35Sedih pemenuh ni, Pak Su ni?
00:23:38Eh...
00:23:39Muharram...
00:23:40Bila sampai?
00:23:42Baru je sampai, Mak Su...
00:23:44Terkejut, Mak Su...
00:23:46Pak Su ni...
00:23:47Sedih pemenuh ni...
00:23:49Kenapa?
00:23:50Mak Su tahulah kenapa dia sedih benuh tu...
00:23:53Period...
00:23:55Hah?
00:23:56Period?
00:23:58Dah...
00:23:59Dah...
00:24:00Dah...
00:24:01Nak masuk Maghrib!
00:24:02Mos Mayang!
00:24:04Hai...
00:24:05Ayam Periat, duduk diam diam!
00:24:07Okey, Boy...
00:24:08Jangan langgan pantang...
00:24:09Nanti makan diri...
00:24:10Hmm...
00:24:11Hmm...
00:24:12Pantang kalau dah ambil tapi tak payah...
00:24:13Hmm...
00:24:14Hmm...
00:24:15Hmm...
00:24:16Hmm...
00:24:17Hmm...
00:24:18Hmm...
00:24:20Hmm...
00:24:21Hmm...
00:24:22Hmm...
00:24:23Hmm...
00:24:24Jangan langgan pantang.
00:24:25Nanti makan diri.
00:24:27Hmm...
00:24:28Hmm...
00:24:29Hmm...
00:24:30Pantang kalau dah ambil tapi tak payah...
00:24:32Hmm...
00:24:33Hmm...
00:24:34Hmm...
00:24:35This is the first time you can take it.
00:24:38Heheheheh!
00:24:39Ha-ha-ha!
00:24:40Ha-ha-ha!
00:24:41Ha-ha-ha!
00:24:42Ha-ha-ha!
00:24:43Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah
00:24:51I tell you that there is no God except Allah
00:25:01I tell you that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah
00:25:12He is coming, don't be afraid
00:25:18Keep the iqam at Muhammad Muhammad
00:25:20Muhammad is already used to be the same thing
00:25:23Keep it up
00:25:25Muhammad?
00:25:27Muhammad?
00:25:29Muhammad?
00:25:30Muhammad?
00:25:32What are you doing, Muhammad?
00:25:37Allah, Allah
00:25:38Blah kau
00:25:40Tak payahlah nak seram sangat, bang
00:25:43Muharram tu pergi ke tandas kot
00:25:46Tekan tut
00:25:54Bila masa dia tu cungol dekat situ dah
00:25:57Astaghfirullahalazim Muharram
00:26:00Astaghfirullahalazim
00:26:02Astaghfirullahalazim
00:26:04Hei
00:26:05Anda pun tuan-tuan boleh baca
00:26:06Auzubillahilazim
00:26:08Tuan-tuan boleh baca
00:26:09Auzubillah binasyaitanirrajim
00:26:12Boleh juga
00:26:13Tuan-tuan boleh baca
00:26:14Bismillah
00:26:15Wasaddiq Rasulak
00:26:17Tuan-tuan sambung
00:26:19Abang
00:26:21Ya Allah minyak atah abang ni
00:26:24Kuatnya bau dia, bang
00:26:26Wangi-wangian ni
00:26:28Ha?
00:26:29Nabi suka
00:26:30Tahu
00:26:31Awak tu
00:26:33Tak habis-habis
00:26:35Kajim, Kajim, Kajim
00:26:37Takat nak dengar aku pasal agama
00:26:39Saya pun boleh bagitahu
00:26:41Yang abang sakit hati sangat dengan Ustaz Kazim ni kenapa?
00:26:45Awak tu bila dengar je cakap Mahathir
00:26:47Bergelak ketawa, bergelak ketawa
00:26:49Itu gelapkan hati
00:26:51Kalau setakat nak gelak-gelak ketawa tu
00:26:53Mahathirawak tu
00:26:55Dia lagi kelakar
00:26:56Baik panggil dia je bagi bayan hidayat
00:26:59Habis tu
00:27:00Yang abang keluar tiga hari sana
00:27:01Tujuh hari sini
00:27:02Empat puluh empat hari sana
00:27:04Apa yang abang dapat?
00:27:05Saya keluar tu
00:27:07Saya berkorban nak bagi syurga untuk awak
00:27:11Saya keluar tu
00:27:12Saya hidupkan sunnah, faham?
00:27:14Habis Ustaz Kazim ni tak menghidupkan sunnah?
00:27:16Awak tu cuma faham
00:27:18Satu jenis fahaman agama je
00:27:21Faham?
00:27:22Kalau awak dengar bayan ni
00:27:24Neraka tak pernah jemput kita
00:27:27Tapi awak tu
00:27:29Yang beraya-aya sangat nak pergi
00:27:32Kenapa saya pula?
00:27:33Dahakah?
00:27:34Pergi je lah
00:27:36Siapkan baju
00:27:39Hei
00:27:41Inilah kalau tak faham Nafi dan Ismat
00:27:44Cakap apa pun susah lah
00:27:50Cakap itu tak kena
00:27:51Cakap ini tak kena
00:27:53Semuanya tak kena
00:27:54Hai
00:28:00Ini pun kena
00:28:01Ini pun kena
00:28:08Assalamualaikum
00:28:12Walaikumsalam
00:28:13Ni mesti baru balik daripada kelas Ustaz Kazim tu kan?
00:28:20Ya
00:28:21Gigi mana?
00:28:22Dah wumpung dah tu
00:28:23Pergilah bikin
00:28:25Ada hati nak try
00:28:27Tak sedar digi
00:28:28Napsu Napsu Napsu Napsu Napsu
00:28:41Good night.
00:29:11Jangan tinggal daku, oh adik, oh julita.
00:29:31Kan dah sedang rindu padamu yang manis jelita.
00:29:41Hanya ni kau seorang, oh bintang, oh pujaan.
00:29:52Tempat kasih sayang, harapan di masa depan.
00:30:02Andai dinda pergi, daku teman tiada.
00:30:11Meratang sunyi, hampa merana.
00:30:22Oh, jangan tinggal daku, oh dewi, oh manisku.
00:30:32Kanda rindu selalu, senyuman yang manis bermanis.
00:30:41Oh, tunggu boleh, ayo kau, aku pergi.
00:30:42Oh, special malam ni ni, ma.
00:30:48Haa, Alhamdulillah.
00:30:55Air, basuh tangan.
00:30:57Perlu tangan, ma.
00:31:00Pasti, bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
00:31:04Allah mabarak.
00:31:11Astaghfirullahaladzim.
00:31:13Makan, ma, puja zim-zim.
00:31:16Eh, ma, apa ni, ma, katak ni, ma.
00:31:18Astaghfirullahaladzim.
00:31:21Eh, katak ni, ma, mana pula katak ni?
00:31:24Dalam kayak ma, dia masuk ni.
00:31:26Ya Allah, dalam kayak ku pula, ya Allah.
00:31:28Di bawah ni pun ada lagi, di atak pun ada, di bawah ni pun ada.
00:31:32Macalah apa-apa pun, kita takut ni.
00:31:34Cuba tepuk kaki ma haram ni, ma.
00:31:38Allah mabarak.
00:31:39Biar betul ni, ma.
00:31:42Kita sahaja ni nampak ke?
00:31:45Kau betul-betul cerita ni?
00:31:48Kejap.
00:31:57Astaghfirullahaladzim.
00:31:59Ma.
00:32:00Dia makan katak, ma.
00:32:01Ma.
00:32:09Sedap berbenuh, ya Allah ni.
00:32:12Ada.
00:32:14Apa yang masak?
00:32:16Suh lah, ya masak.
00:32:18A'uuz bi kalimat Allah hitamah min kulli syaitanin wa'amah wa min kulli aynilam.
00:32:25Apa, apa, apa.
00:32:27Ya Allah.
00:32:28Apa, apa.
00:32:28Apa, apa.
00:32:31Hey netizen.
00:32:33Because of a ghost, you want us to search for a ghost.
00:32:38So tonight, we are here to get you a ghost.
00:32:48Ha.
00:32:48We are here to get you a ghost.
00:32:51Ha.
00:32:51Hmm.
00:32:58So Loka, let's do this.
00:33:01Ok, vangga.
00:33:03Yellow, you follow me.
00:33:04Ok.
00:33:05Carry on.
00:33:06Hmm.
00:33:07I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
00:33:09I'll tell you.
00:33:11Come on.
00:33:37Oh
00:34:07Oh
00:34:09Oh
00:34:11Oh
00:34:13Oh
00:34:15Oh
00:34:17Oh
00:34:19Oh
00:34:21Oh
00:34:23Oh
00:34:29Oh
00:34:31Lepas ni
00:34:33Jangan cari hantu
00:34:35Sekarang aku maafkan
00:34:37Kamu semua. Aku tarik
00:34:39Sumpah anakku. Ambil
00:34:41Angin dari neraka
00:34:47Hmm
00:34:49Ambil cirit sekali
00:34:51Siapa nak tahu diri
00:34:53Oh
00:34:55Oh
00:34:57Oh
00:34:59Oh
00:35:01Oh
00:35:03Oh
00:35:05Oh
00:35:10Oh
00:35:11Oh
00:35:15Where's your
00:35:17Where's your corn.
00:35:19Oh boy
00:35:25My dress
00:35:27But this guy! This guy!
00:35:39Now, what is wrong with this guy?
00:35:42Second time!
00:35:44Same guy!
00:35:47Are you okay, Mara?
00:35:49Do you know what that was yesterday?
00:35:51It's a good thing to do with you, you know?
00:35:54You're on your feet!
00:35:57It's like a cat!
00:36:01You're on your feet!
00:36:03Where are you?
00:36:04You're on your feet!
00:36:06What's your feet?
00:36:08What's your feet?
00:36:10If you want to come here, there are two reasons.
00:36:13First, you have money.
00:36:14Second, you have money.
00:36:16What's your feet?
00:36:17In the corner, you're on your feet.
00:36:20Your feet are becoming so good, I'm on your feet.
00:36:23You're on your feet.
00:36:25You're on your feet.
00:36:26You're on your feet.
00:36:27You're on your feet.
00:36:28You're on your feet.
00:36:29You're on your feet.
00:36:31You're on your feet.
00:36:32You're on your feet.
00:36:33You're on your feet.
00:36:34You're on your feet.
00:36:35You're on your feet.
00:36:37You're on your feet.
00:36:38You're on your feet.
00:36:39You're on your feet.
00:36:40You're on your feet.
00:36:41You're on your feet.
00:36:42You're on your feet.
00:36:44You're on your feet.
00:36:45You're on your feet.
00:36:46You're on your feet.
00:36:47You're on your feet.
00:36:48What do you want to hear?
00:36:51Nabi Muhammad pun kena sihir tau.
00:36:53Nabi Musa tu ha?
00:36:55Berlawan dengan alih sihir.
00:36:57Eh eh.
00:36:59Ada dalil?
00:37:00Dalil bendanya.
00:37:03Kamu yang malas buka Quran, malas baca Quran.
00:37:06Capa buka Quran tu?
00:37:07Jumpalah dalilnya.
00:37:10Cerita Nabi Musa tu dalam surah Yunus.
00:37:14Ayat lapan puluh sampai lapan puluh dua.
00:37:17Ah.
00:37:18Kamu tu orang mengaji, Maharamboy.
00:37:21Takkan kamu tak tahu cerita-cerita macam ni.
00:37:23Sihir-sihir ni.
00:37:25Saja nak test?
00:37:26Sebenarnya macam ni, Maharamboy.
00:37:28Pak Su pun bukan nak cerita sangat.
00:37:32Cerita Pak Su kena santau lah apalah.
00:37:35Takut ni kata kita ni marketing.
00:37:37Lentok lah netizen ni Pak Su.
00:37:40Tak su cerita je lah.
00:37:42Boleh cerita.
00:37:44Sebagai penerimaan kita je.
00:37:46Haa cerita-cerita.
00:37:47Ashadu ala ilaha illallah.
00:37:49Wa ashadu ala muhammad rasulullah.
00:37:53Kalau semayang buat yang rukun-rukun sahaja.
00:37:57Budak-budak pun boleh buat.
00:38:00Haa haa haa.
00:38:04Assalamualaikum warahmatullah.
00:38:08Assalamualaikum warahmatullah.
00:38:12Walaikumussalam
00:38:16Ilmu tanpa amal
00:38:20Gila
00:38:22Amal tanpa ilmu bodoh
00:38:25Kata Imam Razali
00:38:42Amal tanpa ilmu bodoh
00:38:44Alji el-Azim
00:38:46La ilha di Allah
00:38:49Allahu aqbar
00:38:50Luhσει di Jid Kapheer
00:38:52Allahu aqbar
00:38:54Jid Kapheer
00:39:01Jid Kapheer
00:39:02Jid Kapheer
00:39:04Lo Anzale
00:39:06Hasa Alkhu
00:39:08Adalia
00:39:09Oh
00:39:39Oh
00:40:09Oh
00:40:11Oh
00:40:13Oh
00:40:15Oh
00:40:17Oh
00:40:19Oh
00:40:21Oh
00:40:23Oh
00:40:27Oh
00:40:29Oh
00:40:31Oh, boy.
00:40:39Takut benda-nya.
00:40:41Keikanan kita ni malekat kan ada.
00:40:44Guys, come and look at these pictures.
00:40:47What's that, Ustaz?
00:40:48Both Al-Fadhil, Al-Ustaz, Al-Ghazim.
00:40:50I think there must be something wrong somewhere.
00:40:53Mani, google benda-benda.
00:40:56Eh, telepon aku juga.
00:40:59Inilah nak buat live, inilah nak google.
00:41:02Inilah nak buat TikTok, nak boomerang.
00:41:04Yakit Ustaz Kazim masih misteri.
00:41:06Ustaz Kazim sakit terkena buatan orang.
00:41:08I think that one.
00:41:09Sakit kaki bengkak.
00:41:10Ya, ya, ya.
00:41:11Nah.
00:41:12Let me see.
00:41:14See?
00:41:15I told you.
00:41:17We need to help him.
00:41:19Eh, the card ni ingat patah mandalah.
00:41:28Hah?
00:41:32Ahli politik masuk hutan.
00:41:35Kau rasa dia buat apa?
00:41:36Kau sekolah kan?
00:41:38Eh, saya harapnya lepas kan?
00:41:39Ya, ya, ya.
00:41:41Ha?
00:41:42Maybe he's looking for a...
00:41:44Ghost Voters?
00:41:45Hah?
00:41:46Huh?
00:41:47Huh?
00:41:48Pumingpad dan cacang semua.
00:41:50Hmm.
00:41:51Hmm.
00:41:52Tak kisah dah.
00:41:53Ghost Voters ke?
00:41:54Ghost Rider ke?
00:41:55Sekarang kita nak tahu apa dia buat kan?
00:41:56Hmm.
00:41:57Kita follow dia.
00:41:58Tunggah!
00:41:59hai
00:42:11He casual.
00:42:12Jack!
00:42:13He?
00:42:14He?
00:42:15Oh.
00:42:17Teh teh!
00:42:18God had a good idea.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:49La hawl wa la quwata illa billah
00:42:52La hawl wa la quwata illa billahil aliyil azim
00:42:57La hawl wa la quwata illa billahil aliyil azim
00:43:05No tercihik no manjer
00:43:06Ma'okan terfadda
00:43:07Ma'okan terwadda
00:43:09Ma'okan terwadda
00:43:11Ma'okan terwadda
00:43:12No tercihik no
00:43:13No tercihik
00:43:15Penending me keku wacar
00:43:17Teman pergi joh
00:43:18Teman pergi
00:43:19Oh, Skyler, you're back.
00:43:29You're back.
00:43:30You're back.
00:43:31You're back.
00:43:32Hey.
00:43:33You're back.
00:43:34What are you doing?
00:43:35Huh?
00:43:36What's he doing?
00:43:37This is so suspicious.
00:43:39Ah, what?
00:43:39Go.
00:43:40Come.
00:43:41Come.
00:43:42Come.
00:43:43Come.
00:43:44Come.
00:43:45Come.
00:43:46Come.
00:43:47Come.
00:43:48I don't know what it is.
00:44:02Do you still come back?
00:44:03Not yet, Ustaz.
00:44:07I haven't seen Muharram.
00:44:09Have you seen him?
00:44:10I don't know, Ustaz.
00:44:13I hear that Muharram is sick.
00:44:16He's beaten it.
00:44:18He's got sick.
00:44:19He's got sick!
00:44:20He's got sick?
00:44:22Yeah!
00:44:23He's got sick.
00:44:25When did he sick?
00:44:27He was saying he was sick.
00:44:29I didn't know.
00:44:31He's got sick before her.
00:44:33He's got sick.
00:44:35I know I know he was sick.
00:44:37You're not getting sick.
00:44:38Do you know what I'm doing?
00:44:40Are you sick?
00:44:41He got sick?
00:44:42Letak rumah saya elok je.
00:44:45Makan katak.
00:44:46Hah?
00:44:47Makan katak?
00:44:48Iya, katak.
00:44:56Apa hal semua tengok katak ni?
00:45:02Udah-udah, jangan flashback.
00:45:05Tak ada bajet.
00:45:07Dah, dah, dah, flashback rupanya.
00:45:09Ya Allah.
00:45:10Sekarang ni, kalau benar dia sakit.
00:45:13Saya nak tengok.
00:45:16Astaghfirullahalazim, Ya Allah.
00:45:20Apa ini Muharram ni?
00:45:22Allahu Akbar.
00:45:23Ish.
00:45:24Katak mana datang ni?
00:45:28Astaghfirullahalazim, Muharram.
00:45:29Muharram, kenapa ini Muharram?
00:45:31Astaghfirullahalazim, Ya Allah.
00:45:33Ya Allah, Muharram.
00:45:35Muharram.
00:45:36Eh.
00:45:37Muharram, ni bakso ni.
00:45:38A'udhu bi'izzatillah wa qudratihi min sharri ma ajidu wa uhadu.
00:45:47Ya Allah.
00:45:48барam, ni bakso ni.
00:45:49Ya Allah.
00:45:50Wahah.
00:45:51Ehремar, ni bakso ni.
00:45:52Eh cetera.
00:45:57Ya Allah.
00:45:58Yavan, nyawarrena.
00:45:59Kayak io.
00:45:59Ya Allah.
00:46:03Ya Allah.
00:46:05Khulqitalum...
00:46:14Ya Allah!
00:46:16Abang!
00:46:17Abang kenapa ni, Abang?
00:46:19Ya Allah!
00:46:20Astaghfirullahaladzim!
00:46:23Dah berapa kali dah Abang muntah macam ni, Abang?
00:46:26Abang ada berbusu dengan siapa-siapa ke, Abang?
00:46:29Tak, Abang pun tak tahu.
00:46:30Abang boleh hadapi, insyaAllah.
00:46:35Abang uhhkuh
00:46:44Kofi
00:46:58Kofi
00:47:03Kofi
00:47:04Abang.
00:47:06Uh...
00:47:07Abang.
00:47:11Dah dua hari dah Abang demam macam ni, Abang.
00:47:16Tak bangun-bangun pun.
00:47:20Abang, kita pergi hospital, ya?
00:47:22Ya.
00:47:23Saya telefon ambulan.
00:47:24Tak payah.
00:47:26Tak payah.
00:47:27Ini ujian.
00:47:28Ujian Allah.
00:47:30Abang boleh terlahan.
00:47:34Tidak.
00:47:37Tidak.
00:47:38Tidak.
00:47:40Tidak.
00:47:41Tidak.
00:47:42Tidak.
00:47:43Tidak.
00:47:44Tidak.
00:47:45Tidak.
00:47:45Tidak.
00:47:48Tidak.
00:47:51Tidak.
00:47:52Tidak.
00:47:54Saya nak kahwin dengan Ustaz.
00:48:00Kauwinlah dengan saya.
00:48:03Shhhhhh
00:48:08Baby
00:48:11Jati matumu
00:48:15Aku rela bersamamu
00:48:18Hingga neraka
00:48:30Mari sayang
00:48:33Masame
00:48:35Dead
00:48:37Wasa
00:48:38O
00:48:39Dead
00:48:40illuminated
00:48:42DRIP
00:48:43K vocally
00:48:58Tidak
00:49:00Oh, my God.
00:49:30Oh, Astaghfirullahaladzim. Alhamdulillah.
00:49:38I'm not a loser.
00:49:42What else do you want from me?
00:50:00Oh, Astaghfirullahaladzim.
00:50:05Apa yang kamu nak pada aku ini?
00:50:12Boleh nak kahwin dengan Ustaz?
00:50:16Hah? Kahwin dengan aku?
00:50:18Ya.
00:50:19Mana boleh. Aku dah kahwin. Dah ada isteri semua.
00:50:23Alah.
00:50:27Ceraikan celah dia.
00:50:29Astaghfirullahaladzim.
00:50:31Kahwinlah dengan Lin.
00:50:33Masya Allah.
00:50:34Kamu tahu tak apa yang kamu cakap ini?
00:50:37Hukumnya tak boleh.
00:50:39Tak meruntuhkan masjid.
00:50:40Meruntuhkan rumah tanggung orang.
00:50:43Tak boleh.
00:50:44Hei! Hei! Hei!
00:50:45Kalau kau tak nak kahwin dengan aku,
00:50:47aku bunuh kau berdua.
00:50:49Astaghfirullahaladzim.
00:50:51Apa ini pula sampai nak bunuh-bunuh ini?
00:50:54Ya Allah. Astaghfirullahaladzim.
00:50:56Ya Allah.
00:50:58Bang.
00:50:59Hei!
00:51:00Tengoklah perempuan ini.
00:51:02Tak menggapu lah, Mak.
00:51:06Kahwin dengan saya.
00:51:08Astaghfirullahaladzim.
00:51:10Allahu Akbar.
00:51:12Kahwin.
00:51:13Allah.
00:51:14Allah.
00:51:15Allah.
00:51:16Allah.
00:51:17Allah.
00:51:18Allah.
00:51:19Allah.
00:51:20Allah.
00:51:21Allah.
00:51:22Allah.
00:51:23Allah.
00:51:24Allah.
00:51:25Allah.
00:51:26Allah.
00:51:27Allah.
00:51:28Allah.
00:51:29Allah.
00:51:30Allah.
00:51:31Allah.
00:51:32Allah.
00:51:33Allah.
00:51:34Allah.
00:51:36Allah.
00:51:37Allah.
00:51:38Allah.
00:51:39Allah.
00:51:40Allah.
00:51:41Allah.
00:51:42Allah.
00:51:43Allah.
00:51:44Allah.
00:51:45Allah.
00:51:46Allah.
00:51:47Allah.
00:51:48Allah.
00:51:49Allah.
00:51:50Allah.
00:51:51Allah.
00:51:52Allah.
00:51:53Allah.
00:51:54Allah.
00:51:55Allah.
00:51:56Allah.
00:51:57You don't have to say between you or true
00:52:08You are always with me
00:52:19I'm the one who's with me
00:52:27He's the one who's with me
00:52:30He's the one who's with me
00:52:34To my love, you're my being
00:52:40I'm the one who's with me
00:52:43My God!
00:52:45I'll show you who you are.
00:52:47Look at this!
00:52:49God, I'll show you who you are.
00:52:51What's your name?
00:52:53Look at that.
00:52:55I'll show you.
00:52:57God,
00:52:59I'll show you what the fuck is.
00:53:01God,
00:53:03God,
00:53:05God,
00:53:07God,
00:53:09God,
00:53:11God,
00:53:12God,
00:53:16God,
00:53:18God,
00:53:38God,
00:53:40You have to forgive me, Ya Allah.
00:53:47Is it true that the Haram is telling you that?
00:53:51What I know is that the Haram is telling Ustaz Kazim.
00:53:56He has been a long time with Ustaz Kazim.
00:53:58Or that he is true.
00:54:00He has to learn how to practice,
00:54:03how to practice,
00:54:04how to practice,
00:54:05how to practice.
00:54:06How to practice.
00:54:07Ustaz Kazim,
00:54:08he doesn't know about this.
00:54:10He tells people that he understands.
00:54:13Come back to the Haram,
00:54:14if he doesn't like it.
00:54:15Hey, you!
00:54:17You are the Haram is the Haram.
00:54:20You are the Haram.
00:54:21Ustaz Kazim!
00:54:23He is the father!
00:54:24He is the father!
00:54:26He is the father!
00:54:27He is the father.
00:54:29What is that?
00:54:30You are the father.
00:54:32You are the father.
00:54:33You are the father.
00:54:35United States scholars of the Haram seekers who � myself
00:54:40although he is the father.
00:54:41He is the father what?
00:54:42Do they do not.
00:54:43Sure, yes.
00:54:44He is the father.
00:54:45He is,
00:54:46you are of korel as a king.
00:54:48You are the father.
00:54:49You are the father.
00:54:51There is a father.
00:54:52This a father!
00:54:54I don't know.
00:55:24I don't want to go to Dalit.
00:55:26Rudolph flashback, I don't believe.
00:55:29Same like Simo Haram.
00:55:31A little bit, Dalit.
00:55:50What's that?
00:55:51Do you want to go to me?
00:55:52Yes, I'm here to go to me.
00:55:54You want to go to me?
00:55:56You want to go to me?
00:55:58We want to go to my dad.
00:56:00You want to go to my dad?
00:56:03If you can, I can't go to my dad.
00:56:07You want me to go to my dad?
00:56:09Yeah, my dad?
00:56:11Oh my dad, I want to go to my dad.
00:56:14Ustaz, if you listen to your dad, don't you?
00:56:18I don't want to go in.
00:56:21Ustaz, sabore Ustaz.
00:56:24Baik.
00:56:29Keras Ustaz.
00:56:31Keras Ustaz.
00:56:32Allahu Akbar.
00:56:33Keras Ustaz.
00:56:34Ma tolonglah.
00:56:36Oh, keras Ustaz.
00:56:38Apa yang keras tu, dek?
00:56:41Oh Ustaz.
00:56:42Astagfirullah Azim.
00:56:44Keras Ustaz.
00:56:46Saya dah tahu di mana syaitan tu duduk.
00:56:51Di sana.
00:56:57Di sana.
00:56:59Di sana.
00:57:01Di sana.
00:57:02Di sana.
00:57:03Di sini tu, ha?
00:57:10Datang tadi naik apa?
00:57:13Saya naik bas, Ustaz.
00:57:14Bagi.
00:57:16Bayar duit tambah.
00:57:17Berapa nak bagi, bang?
00:57:18Bagilah dua tiga ratus mohon.
00:57:21Ada juga orang nak menipu ni.
00:57:24Terima kasih ya.
00:57:25Tahu lelemen ni.
00:57:28Saya Miho.
00:57:30Bomong fotostate.
00:57:34Saya akan tunjukkan kepada Ustaz.
00:57:37Siapa yang kianak Ustaz.
00:57:39Melalui mesin ini.
00:57:41Itu bukan mesin fotostate.
00:57:45Mesin fotostate berat, Ustaz.
00:57:48Saya bawa printer.
00:57:50Pulau.
00:57:51Printer pun printer.
00:57:54Keluarlah engkau, wahid berkilat.
00:57:57Ini orangnya, Ustaz.
00:58:07Ya Allah.
00:58:09Dasar pengkirat.
00:58:12Allah.
00:58:13Hah?
00:58:15Tengok, bang.
00:58:16Tengoklah.
00:58:19Ini bukan kamu ke?
00:58:21Tengok, bang.
00:58:21Ah!
00:58:24Tengok, bang.
00:58:25Tengok, bang.
00:58:26Seng, zeng.
00:58:28Seng.
00:58:29Alakad, zeng.
00:58:30Three, four, zim, zim, ala qazim.
00:58:44Three, four, zim, ala qazim.
00:59:14Three, four, zim, ala qazim.
00:59:44Three, four, zim, ala qazim.
01:00:14Zim, ala qazim.
01:00:44Three, four, zim, ala qazim.
01:01:14Zim, ala qazim.
01:01:44Three, four, zim, ala qazim.
01:02:14Three, four, zim, ala qazim.
01:02:44Three, four, zim, ala qazim.
01:02:47Oh!
01:02:49Oh!
01:02:51Oh!
01:02:55Oh!
01:02:57Oh!
01:03:07Oh!
01:03:09Oh!
01:03:11Oh!
01:03:13Oh
01:03:43Oh
01:04:10Apoha come on
01:04:13Oh, my God!
01:04:21Oh, my God!
01:04:43muharam
01:04:45ya Allah muharam
01:04:48apa nasib kau muharam
01:04:50mari ni
01:04:51kalau kita jumpa jenazah macam ni
01:04:54kita minta pada Allah
01:04:56tolong kita
01:04:57ingat
01:04:59ingat doa ni Ustaz nak baca
01:05:01La Ilaha illallah
01:05:04Al-Azimul Halim
01:05:06La Ilaha illallah
01:05:08Rabbul Arshil Azim
01:05:10La ilaha illallah rabbul samawati wa rabbul awa rabbul arshil karim
01:05:15Kau permudahkanlah ya Allah
01:05:17Urusan kami ya Allah
01:05:40Ente pun tahu kan
01:05:41Ana ni kalau melihat sesuatu
01:05:44Ana tak akan melihat dari mata kasar Ana
01:05:48Ana kalau melihat sesuatu
01:05:50Dari mata batin Ana
01:05:52Mata kasyaf Ana
01:05:54Mata makrifat Ana
01:05:55Jadi bila Ana
01:05:58Lihat paksu Ana
01:05:59Buat macam-macam program di surau tu
01:06:02Ana rasa macam tak kena je
01:06:05Nampak sumbang
01:06:07Ana ni ilmu makrifat
01:06:11Paksu Ana tu ilmu syariat
01:06:14Ilmu kulit
01:06:15Kita tengok
01:06:17Makrifat dengan syariat
01:06:18Mana lebih power
01:06:20Syarat nak jadi imam ni
01:06:23Kena faham ilmu hakikat dan makrifat
01:06:26Kalau setakat ilmu syariat
01:06:28Solat yang tidak mengenal Allah
01:06:32Solat dia tak akan sampai pada Allah
01:06:36Macam Ana ni layak untuk jadi imam
01:06:40Sebab Ana faham
01:06:42Hakikat dan makrifat
01:06:44Kalau macam paksu Ana tu
01:06:47Setakat ilmu kulit
01:06:49Ilmu syariat
01:06:50Solat yang tidak mengenal Allah
01:06:53Macam mana nak sampai
01:06:54Kalau imam solat tak sampai
01:06:57Makmu macam mana pula
01:06:58Tergantung je macam tu
01:07:01Hang pakui
01:07:02Bukan tak pakui
01:07:03Pakui
01:07:04Tapi haram
01:07:07Ajar tumpuk
01:07:08Haram pula
01:07:08Muharam
01:07:10Hang tak layak lagi
01:07:13Faham dah
01:07:13Betul-betul
01:07:14Belajar lagi
01:07:15Antun panggil anak haram
01:07:16Antun pernah tengok anak haram
01:07:19Halal
01:07:20Halal
01:07:21Pak Suhana tu
01:07:23Anak haram
01:07:23Ingatlah
01:07:25Ingatlah wahai
01:07:26Muharam bin Salma
01:07:28Nur Azlin binti Sharifah
01:07:30Apabila datang kepada kamu
01:07:33Dua malaikat
01:07:34Sebagai wakil Tuhan
01:07:35Yang menemui kamu
01:07:38Iaitu
01:07:39Mungka dan Nakir
01:07:41Janganlah kamu merasa takut dan gentar
01:07:44Janganlah kamu berduka cita dan risau
01:07:48Serta janganlah kamu susah hati dan terkejut
01:07:51Baik sungguh akhlak Ustaz Kazim
01:07:55Zuhud dia
01:07:59Abang tak pernah jumpa pada sesiapa
01:08:03Dia tak marah pun pada jenazah
01:08:09Bahkan dia lagi sayang adalah
01:08:13Abang
01:08:15Dahlah Abang
01:08:17Bila saya cakap dengan Abang pasal Ustaz Kazim
01:08:19Abang marah saya
01:08:21Abang nak gaduh dengan saya
01:08:24Sekarang Abang faham kan
01:08:26Dah
01:08:28Lepas ni
01:08:30Abang tak payah nak pergi jauh-jauh dah
01:08:31Kita pergi mengaji sama-sama
01:08:34Kita dengar ceramah Ustaz Kazim sama-sama
01:08:37Bila kita buat semua benda sama-sama
01:08:40InsyaAllah
01:08:41Tiang suri kita akan bertambah kukuh
01:08:44Bertambah kuat
01:08:44Lain benar Ustaz Kazim ini
01:08:59Pandangan mata hati dia tak sama
01:09:03Selama ini Abang cahit yang jauh-jauh
01:09:07Abang
01:09:11Rupa-rupanya
01:09:13Ilmu tu ada tempat mata
01:09:16Ya Allah
01:09:17Kita doa lah pada Allah
01:09:22Mudah-mudahan
01:09:23Tempat mereka ialah tempat orang-orang yang beriman
01:09:26Dan Allah mengampunkan dosa-dosa mereka
01:09:28Dan menerima segala amalan mereka
01:09:31Okey guys
01:09:33Alhamdulillah
01:09:37Inilah dia
01:09:39Yang saya cakap tu
01:09:41Kalau kamu semua nak kerja di sini
01:09:44Inilah pejabatnya
01:09:46Yang serba cantik
01:09:47Indah menawan
01:09:48Ini yang saya cakap ni
01:09:50Nak buat syuting ke
01:09:52Nak buat apa ke
01:09:53Semua boleh buat
01:09:53Dah siap semua dah ni
01:09:55Dah cantik dah ni
01:09:56Al-barokah
01:09:58Al-barokah
01:09:58Sebut betul-betul
01:09:59Ustaz
01:10:00Kenapa pun
01:10:00Hilatan apa tu
01:10:01Astaghfirullahalazim
01:10:03Macam planet of the apes je ni
01:10:07Kawan pulak
01:10:08Takut tu Ustaz
01:10:09Mereka jarang jumpa ni
01:10:11Malu-malu
01:10:12Mula pula
01:10:13Mari
01:10:13Mari
01:10:14Nampak macam Gina
01:10:19Mari
01:10:20Macam pulak pun nampak
01:10:22Kawan Ustaz ke
01:10:28Ustaz
01:10:29Boleh bercakap
01:10:30Saya Ustaz
01:10:32Saya
01:10:33Tak apa ni saya ni
01:10:35Saya
01:10:35Saya Ustaz
01:10:37Saya tu siapa
01:10:38Saya
01:10:39YB
01:10:40YB ni
01:10:41YB
01:10:42YB yang buat Omar tu
01:10:45Ya
01:10:45Tak kena jadi
01:10:46Yang binatang pula
01:10:47Astaghfirullahalazim
01:10:48Apa cerita
01:10:49Apa masalah ni
01:10:50Ustaz
01:10:51Saya boleh buat masalah Ustaz
01:10:54Saya berkata Ustaz
01:10:55Sudah
01:10:56Sudah
01:10:57Sudah
01:10:57Sudah
01:10:57Bangun bangun bangun
01:10:59Saya maafkan
01:11:00Saya halalkan
01:11:01Dunia akhirat
01:11:02Saya halalkan
01:11:03Tak ada simpan dalam hati
01:11:05Tapi
01:11:05Ya
01:11:06Saya ada berasa tu
01:11:08Dosa besar lagi Ustaz
01:11:09Dosa apa yang besar tu
01:11:11Minta maaf lah
01:11:14YB
01:11:14Menteri dah luluskan projek ni
01:11:17Pada Ustaz Kazim
01:11:17Siapa
01:11:20Ulang sekali lagi
01:11:21Ustaz Kazim
01:11:23Menteri dah luluskan projek ni
01:11:24Pada dia
01:11:25Eh
01:11:27Awak tahu tak berapa banyak
01:11:29Saya dah booking kontraktor semua
01:11:32Hujuk-hujuk
01:11:33Tidak apa yang awak dapat
01:11:33Lah ya ke
01:11:35Manalah saya tahu
01:11:37Yang YB mana-mana pergi booking
01:11:39Tanpa pengatuan Menteri
01:11:40Kenapa
01:11:40Ustaz Kazim nak buat surau
01:11:42Surau
01:11:43Surau
01:11:43Surau apa lagi
01:11:45Buat wakil lah
01:11:47Bawa yang dapat banyak duit
01:11:48Sabar YB
01:11:49Kau bersatu hal
01:11:51Kau
01:11:55Pinatang
01:11:56Monyet
01:11:57Aku sumpah kau
01:11:57Tadi banyak
01:11:58Disebabkan saya
01:12:01Terlalu marahkan Ustaz
01:12:02Saya gunakan
01:12:04Bangkai monyet
01:12:05Untuk sihir Ustaz
01:12:06Saya tanam
01:12:08Bangkai monyet
01:12:09Depan rumah Ustaz
01:12:11Supaya Ustaz nampak
01:12:13Macam monyet
01:12:13Biar semua orang
01:12:15Beci pada Ustaz
01:12:16Ampunkan saya Ustaz
01:12:20Allahu Akbar
01:12:23Sampai macam itu sekali
01:12:26YB
01:12:27Buat kat saya macam itu
01:12:30YB
01:12:30Saya menderita
01:12:36YB
01:12:36Saya sakit
01:12:37Angkara perbuatan ini
01:12:41Tapi kerana Islam
01:12:44Menurut kita
01:12:45Memaafkan
01:12:46Saya maafkanlah
01:12:47Perbuatan YB
01:12:48Pada saya
01:12:49Saya tak simpan
01:12:51Dalam hati
01:12:52Walaupun sakit
01:12:53Walaupun pedih
01:12:55Walaupun sengsara
01:12:57Hidup saya
01:12:57Tak apa YB
01:12:59Setiap manusia
01:13:00Ada kesalahan
01:13:01Yang mereka lakukan
01:13:03Saya pun ada kesalahan
01:13:05Saya maafkan YB
01:13:07Al-Fatih
01:13:07Seperhalat
01:13:08El-Fatih
01:13:09El-Fatih
01:13:10El-Fatih
01:13:10El-Fatih
01:13:12Alangkah gembira hati
01:13:25Alangkah gembira hati
01:13:39Dari jauh abang datang
01:13:52Berpandulah kasih mesra
01:14:04Terjali rasa
01:14:09Saudara
01:14:10Saudara
01:14:10Lama sudah
01:14:15Kenal suara
01:14:17Lama sudah
01:14:19Kenal suara
01:14:20Bawa kena
01:14:21Cepat
01:14:22Buka
01:14:23Inilah rahmat
01:14:28Dari yang kuasa
01:14:31Semoga pertemuan ini
01:14:56Buka dikakan
01:15:00Buka dikakan
01:15:00Abang
01:15:01Kini kita pisah lagi
01:15:09Semoga jumpa
01:15:13Kembali
01:15:15Alhamdulillah
01:15:30Special
01:15:31Ini masak sendiri ke
01:15:35Moh beli ni
01:15:36Mana maunya beli
01:15:38Masuklah
01:15:40Rasa macam
01:15:43Restoran western kat depan tu je
01:15:45Itu
01:15:46Bang
01:15:48Alhamdulillah
01:15:50Lepas budak-budak berempat tu
01:15:52Bahawa bangkan beruk tu
01:15:53Depan rumah
01:15:54Abang dah makin sehat
01:15:55Alhamdulillah
01:15:57Tapi ialah
01:15:58Dalam banyak-banyak ikhtiar tu
01:15:59Kita pun tak tahu
01:16:00Mana satu yang Tuhan izinkan
01:16:02Mungkin usaha budak-budak tu pun
01:16:04Allah makbulkan
01:16:05Alhamdulillah
01:16:06Apa pun kita kena syukur pada Allah
01:16:07Betul bang
01:16:08Alhamdulillah
01:16:09Tengoklah tu
01:16:10Sakit kulit abang tu dah hilang
01:16:13Batuk pun dah hilang
01:16:14Demam pun dah kebah kan bang
01:16:16Memang ajaib sungguh lah
01:16:17Alhamdulillah
01:16:18Alhamdulillah
01:16:19Bersyukur pada Allah
01:16:20Abang bersyukur sangat
01:16:21Lagipun
01:16:22Satu je
01:16:23Prinsip kita
01:16:23Susah ke
01:16:25Sakit ke
01:16:25Apakah
01:16:26Allah nak naikkan
01:16:27Darjah
01:16:28Ya Kamil
01:16:36Ya Kamila
01:16:42Wahai kawan semua
01:16:56Kau sedang mencari siapa
01:16:59Kalau kau cari Kamila
01:17:02Lebutkan segala-galak
01:17:04Itulah syaratnya
01:17:06Wahai kawan semua
01:17:10Kau sedang mencari siapa
01:17:13Kalau kau cari Kamila
01:17:16Ancurkan timbuk
01:17:18Aku pasti kau jumpa
01:17:21Serahkan semuanya
01:17:26Sehingga Tidak ada apa yang kau ada
01:17:32Mencerahkan semuanya
01:17:38Sehingga nafasmu
01:17:40Jadilah ku cinta
01:17:43Yang kesih
01:17:46Yang rindu
01:17:47Yang yang mencari
01:17:49Kamilah
01:17:52Kita bergairah
01:17:55Tanpa kata-kata
01:17:57Apa guna merantai kaki
01:18:02Sedangkan yang gila itu hati
01:18:06Kau menyanyi
01:18:07Kau menyanyi
01:18:08Sama-sama kita menari
01:18:11Di sini kita bahagia
01:18:14Di sini tiada duka
01:18:17Kau terima
01:18:18Kau terima
01:18:20Peranamu atas dunia
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