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Giant mechanical beetles plague a desert village.

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00:00Oh, this is a wonderful thing.
00:02Why are you going now?
00:12Wares! Get your wares!
00:14Wares? They call this junk wares?
00:17It looks more like watts or whys.
00:21Oh, look! This would be perfect for my father's toy collection.
00:25Careful! This is a priceless family heirloom. Very expensive. 100 denarii.
00:32Does it work?
00:34But of course.
00:43Okay, it's not an heirloom. It's just a piece of junk I found near a canyon in the desert.
00:48I'll give you two denarii.
00:50Sold.
00:56Father, look what I found for you in the marketplace.
00:59A piece of junk if you ask me.
01:02Mmm. It's absolutely exquisite.
01:06You know, I help pick it out.
01:09Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to work.
01:14Oh, not to worry. I have some expertise in these matters.
01:20Ah, here's the problem. There's a speck of grit stuck in here.
01:26Seems the oil has run out. We can fix that.
01:34Hmm, let's see now.
01:37Ah, that should do it.
01:42Wow.
01:43Oh, that's it.
01:44Ooh.
01:45Oh!
01:46Whoa!
01:48Oh!
01:50Oh!
01:52Oh!
01:53Oh!
01:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:26I'll handle it.
02:30Hey, guys, what's...
02:32Gene Corpett, stop that thing!
02:37It's a done deal.
02:48Nice catch, Rugman!
02:51Aladdin, how can I thank you?
02:53You saved my life.
02:55I did?
02:56He did?
02:57Hey, I guess I did.
03:00Aladdin.
03:01Oh, come on, Jasmine.
03:02It's not often I get a chance to impress your father.
03:05No thanks necessary, sir.
03:06An adventurer such as myself must laugh at danger.
03:09Ha, ha, ha.
03:10I'm confused.
03:11I smashed the thing.
03:13Carpet caught it.
03:14What exactly did you do?
03:16Well, uh...
03:18We must do something.
03:19Watch if there are more of those things.
03:21No one in Agrippa would be safe.
03:23Not to worry, Sultan.
03:24I'll get to the bottom of this.
03:25Hey, come on, guys.
03:27Let's get to the bottom of this.
03:29Nice present.
03:31Next time, why don't you just get him a cobra?
03:34Ah!
03:35There's the canyon where the merchant said he found that thing.
03:49Oh, the destruction.
03:51We must ensure that this golden plague never strikes again.
03:55We need a new leader.
03:56What?
03:58Every new leader goes off to fight the golden plague and whammo!
04:02That's the last anyone ever sees of him.
04:04What we need now is a patsy, a dupe, a fall guy,
04:09some completely bubble-headed chump who can be our new leader.
04:14Well...
04:14Bingo.
04:16Providence has sent Amun from the sky to be our leader!
04:28They can sense my inner strength.
04:31No problem.
04:32Congratulations, you are the new leader of the village of Aminabad Way.
04:44Now get rid of the golden plague for us.
04:47Plague?
04:48Leader?
04:49Gee, I'm honored.
04:51This is so...
04:53What was that about a plague?
04:55I'm breaking out in blotches already.
04:57Here, feel my forehead.
04:58I think it's hot.
04:59Uh, that would be the golden plague now.
05:04Okay, great leader.
05:06You're on.
05:15Uh, you heard him, guys.
05:17You're on.
05:19Here you go, great leader.
05:29Get down!
05:45Don't worry, it's ozone safe.
06:12We gotta get ourselves a new agent.
06:30You have saved our village.
06:32You are our hero.
06:34From now on, your credit's good in all our shops.
06:37Eh, it was nothing.
06:38Anything else giving you trouble?
06:40A barbarian horde, perhaps?
06:42Aladdin, don't you think you should share the credit?
06:48Oh, uh, thanks, guys.
06:49Meow.
06:50Let's see.
07:02Polished beetles done.
07:04Shine floor done.
07:06Oh, curses, Mr. Spot.
07:08I don't know why I bother.
07:09In half an hour, I'll just have to do it all over again.
07:12Great Zeus, the things I go through
07:14to maintain a tidy headquarters for world domination.
07:16Ah, perfect.
07:17Scooter, you are supposed to be reeking havoc on those disorderly villagers.
07:27Not leaking oil all over my workshop.
07:33What?
07:35Someone destroyed all my lovely beetles.
07:38How dare they meddle with Mechanocles,
07:41the greatest of the great Greek geniuses.
07:43Now, let's have a look at these troublemakers, shall we?
07:49Ooh, what a scruffy lot.
07:52Obviously, a gang of hygienically challenged savages.
07:56Those strangers should not be a problem,
07:57but the genie in the carpet could be trouble.
08:02Take care of genie.
08:04Take care of magic carpet.
08:08Permanently.
08:09A toast to our great hero,
08:31Eleven!
08:31Shouldn't we get ready in case more of those things show up?
08:41Relax.
08:42The great bug destroyer is here.
08:44Or, uh, whatever it is they call me.
08:50Huh?
08:51It's quiet out here.
08:54Aye, a little too quiet.
08:56Reminds me of the time we were stranded off Madagascar.
09:01And then the sharks came.
09:03They circled us for days.
09:05Waiting to make their move.
09:06Waiting.
09:07Until, suddenly, without warning,
09:10they got bored and went away.
09:13Infernal sharks with their short attention spans.
09:15What's that?
09:16They're back.
09:33Okay, guys.
09:34It's showtime.
09:35Okay, bugs.
09:51It's not that easy to catch a genie.
10:12However, it can be done.
10:14The great Aladdin has failed us.
10:25He is nothing without his genie and carpet.
10:29They're right.
10:30I'm nothing without genie or carpet.
10:32What are you talking about?
10:34You've still got us.
10:35Oh, no.
10:36Don't look at me.
10:38It's the great Aladdin's problem.
10:41Nobody ever said anything about
10:43the great Iago.
10:45Oh!
10:46All right.
10:47Who spilled the oil?
10:49You're just gonna wreck the environment.
10:51It is oil.
10:53It must have leaked out of one of those things.
10:56They left a trail of oil.
10:58Come on, guys.
10:59This will lead us right to their nest.
11:01Okay, good luck.
11:02Let me know how the whole bug thing turns off.
11:08Oh, I don't believe it.
11:10The sun's coming up.
11:11Not a wink of sleep.
11:13Now I'm gonna be cranky the whole day.
11:16Huh?
11:17I mean more so than usual.
11:24Locked, huh?
11:25Oh, what a shame.
11:26Guess we'll have to go home now.
11:27Took care of Genie, took care of Magic Carpet.
11:38Take care of meddlesome strangers.
11:41Okay, I think we've seen enough.
11:45Hospitable little arthropods, aren't they?
11:48Greetings, meddlesome strangers.
11:50I am Mechanocles, the greatest of the great Greek geniuses.
11:55Archimedes, an amateur.
11:56Socrates, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.
11:58To make a long story short, I plan on taking over the world.
12:01What?
12:03Let me see that.
12:04Hey!
12:04Take out the trash, do the dishes, take over the world.
12:09Oh, this guy's serious.
12:11My scroll.
12:12Give me back my scroll.
12:13I need it.
12:15Oh, you've got the sticky wing prints on government.
12:19Whoops.
12:20The wall.
12:21You have got to get these oil stains right away or they will leave a mark.
12:25Notice how this guy is nuts about keeping things clean?
12:28Right.
12:29You guys mess things up while I find Genie and Carpet.
12:34Stop it, stop it, stop it.
12:35I just have it until it goes.
12:40Oh, you are kidding.
12:41My teacher.
12:42Burn it.
12:42Now, whatever could this be for?
12:45Not the oil!
12:51Genie?
12:52Yeah?
12:53I'm caught in the filter.
12:59Whoa.
13:00That's the cleanest vacuum I've ever been in.
13:05Stop right there.
13:07Oh, that's the cleanest vacuum I've ever been in.
13:12What have you done to my beautiful pets?
13:15And my new tunic ruined.
13:18That tears it.
13:20I'll wash the dishes after I take over the world.
13:23You see, Aladdin.
13:24You thought you were nothing without Genie and Carpet.
13:26But you did it.
13:27You destroyed the Beatles and saved the village.
13:30Save the village, huh?
13:52Save the village, huh?
13:56All that thought.
13:58All that thought.
13:58Oh, you've got to be kidding.
14:28Oh, this is a switch.
14:33A bug is going to step on us.
14:39Sorry we were so rude when you failed the last time.
14:42But in the name of fair play, we'll give you another chance.
14:45Break a leg.
14:47What a bunch of yellow-bellied, lily-livered cowards.
14:52My kind of guys.
14:53Jasmine, what was wrong with that dragonfly you gave your father?
14:58The oil had leaked out, and he said it was full of sand.
15:03Right.
15:04Guys, you think you could whip up a sandstorm?
15:06I'm going to go see if there's some way to let the oil out of that thing.
15:09Be careful.
15:14Let's see.
15:15Shake brown, knock down trees, terrorize villagers.
15:19Torch buildings.
15:20Shall we try that again?
15:41Okay, Mechanicales, your gears are numbered.
16:00As the great Greek philosopher Plato said.
16:02Uh-uh.
16:03Not bad, eh?
16:09Oh, yes, yes, yes.
16:11Very amusing.
16:12What a shame I must destroy you.
16:14Whoops!
16:15Whoops!
16:30Whoa!
16:33Aladdin needs our help.
16:35What are you, men or mice?
16:37We're men, of course.
16:38It's just that we're cowards.
16:40Or was that a rhetorical question?
16:42You know, you guys take all the fun out of being a coward.
16:50Maybe we can rub that horn.
16:52Oh, sure.
16:53Now there's a plan.
16:54Are you running a fever or something?
16:59Tie it to the horn.
17:00I'll tie this end around a tree.
17:01Oh, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
17:03I should have stuck with cowardice.
17:05You never go wrong that way.
17:20It worked.
17:21It worked.
17:29Ah!
17:30It's a genie.
17:31He did it!
17:35Next time, check the weather report before any global takeover.
17:39Better shift into fourth.
18:02Beat, hasty, retreat.
18:07Beat, hasty, retreat.
18:24Our side's winning.
18:35You know what that means.
18:37Join in at the last second.
18:39And take credit for the victory.
18:41А-а-а-а-а!
19:07Ah, thanks for the help, guys.
19:23No sweat!
19:24Hey, be a pal and make everything stop spinning, would you?
19:30You saved the village.
19:34No, we did it together.
19:36We all saved the village.
19:39And what village would that be?
19:41Oh, lovely. Go ahead.
19:44Ruin the moment, you malcontent.
19:47You think you could help rebuild it?
19:48Hey, what are semi-phenomenal nearly cosmic powers for?
19:52Wait a second. What about Mechanicles?
19:56You puny-minded fools thought you could stop Mechanicles?
20:01It is too lop.
20:03I'll be back, and I'll have my revenge on you, Aladdin!
20:09Get revenge on Aladdin.
20:12Clean escape pods and wings.
20:14See you next time.
20:22You

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