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00:00Audrain Newport concourse motor week and got well guys how about a round of applause for our guests here
00:07Thank you. Thank you young people. Thank you. Thank you
00:11We are here with the chairman of the Audrain Automobile Museum Nick shorts and with
00:19Probably one of the greatest entertainers of our yeah. Yeah, that's it. Yeah of our lifetime
00:24That's why I'm here at 8 o'clock in the morning. The great Jay Leno. Well, thank you. Thank you. Thank you show people
00:30I appreciate you doing the show. I didn't think after last year. You'd come back. Oh, no
00:33I had a lot of fun life. It was great. We had a good time. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we had this event is great
00:38And I know that that both of you do a lot getting ready. Oh, yeah
00:42Well, you know, New England just makes me laugh. It's like the funniest place in the world
00:46I grew up here as it might be this is the only car show where you want to get a Chevelle what you think you better me
00:51No, no, I'm paying for the car show. No, yeah. What do you think you better me? No, no, I don't I just we both have
00:56You just makes me laugh. It's like it's like funny. Well, I was dying last night because I this you said this happens to you a lot
01:03but
01:04there's a guy Jeremy here
01:06Who said to me last night? He goes, hey Jay Leno bought this car from my uncle and to in Tewksbury
01:12And so then I said wow, I'll bring you up and and he said no, I've never purchased a car
01:16I never I've never bought a car in Tewksbury
01:18For some reason I like Tewksbury. It's a lovely area. I just don't buy cars there. I don't know what to tell you
01:25You know, where's the car old to spray? No, no
01:28Yeah, but that's the funny part because people go hey, you know my a guy my my cousin, New Hampshire
01:35He paints all your cats. Yeah, I well I live in California. Yeah, but he does all your painting
01:39I don't send them. I don't send them to New Hampshire to get painted
01:43Plus I have a paint shop in my book. Yeah, we've painted. He goes not only but he does them all
01:48Yeah, okay, you know like the cousin couldn't be wrong
01:52Yeah, I got it. I did hear somebody was telling me last night that you wrote a piece in a
01:59Some publication about a guy who you met 40 years ago. Oh, that's who had a motorcycle. This is classic English
02:08Okay
02:09Uh, I like motorcycles is that there's a British mostly called the bruster pier
02:14It was the fastest cut fastest motorcycle of the 20s was guaranteed to 100 miles an hour
02:18Which in the 20s was like crazy Lawrence of Arabia owned aided them. That's how they sort of got famous off of him
02:24He would write about his exploits. Okay, so I'm down in Austin, Texas
02:291988 and this guy says me how you like motorcycles. I mean, yeah, I've got a bruster pair
02:33I bought it in a box with 1300 bucks back in the 70s. I what are you gonna do it? He's won't gonna store it
02:39But what are you gonna go after a store and I'll probably sell it
02:42I said we'll tell you what let me know when you finish it. No, maybe I'll buy from it. Okay, great
02:481988
02:50Two months ago, he shows up in my garage
02:56Hey, can I help you? Yeah, it's done what the bike
03:01Well, I'm sorry
03:03Okay, then I kind of
03:05Yes, all right
03:07I I said, okay, how's it run? He goes, I don't know. I wanted you to be the first one to start it
03:13Wait, you haven't even run it yet. No. Oh, all right
03:16So we take it out of the
03:19Trailer, you know, and you know, it's beautiful. I mean, he did an unbelievable job
03:24Because it was called the 680 and they weren't very reliable
03:29When they were new they had certain problems at the factory never fixed and he fixed the holes problem
03:33So I kick it twice. It runs fine. I go
03:37Okay, I I guess I have to buy it now. But yeah, you say you're gonna buy it
03:42All right, I mean I bought
03:44And then I had about a month but I think let me let me kind of
03:48Give my hard time so I call him up in Texas. I go. Hey, listen
03:51You know, I wish you'd taken another 10 or 15 years just to go over it and tighten
03:55He goes, you know, I was thinking of doing that, but I wanted to I wanted to get it to you sooner
03:59I go, well, I appreciate that
04:01Get it to me while I'm only 75 years old
04:05So it took the man 40 years to
04:07That's called an English restoration. Yes. Yeah. All right. That's the way the English do it. Yeah, hilarious
04:12Nobody funnier than the English
04:14How many automobiles are here this week?
04:17We have
04:1920 on the field for the concours and I think we'll have
04:24Probably 35 today over at the tennis village
04:28Which is the motor village this weekend and they're all out this morning and opens at 10 o'clock and they're all race cars
04:33So we go all the way from f1 all the way back to
04:37Indianapolis cars from the 30s. Yeah, and that's going to be another 30 cars and then
04:43The gathering will be about 200 more over rough point starting this morning
04:47Well, you know the coolest thing about this event and this is something we started here in in rhode island
04:53We go to these car shows. It's all old guys with gray hair and
04:57It's fun fun fun till daddy take take a better way
05:00Young people just run it. Yeah, what is that crap? It's like fingernails on blackboard. They can't stand it
05:05So we started a class called 30 under 30 if you're 30 years or younger
05:10And you've restored any car for less than 30 thousand dollars
05:14You can be in the show and
05:16These kids show up with their cars. They're so proud of them, you know, I mean you've got your bmw from the 90s park next to
05:23mercedes and
05:24Ferraris and and these kids are so happy to be part of it
05:28It really brings them into the fold, you know because they don't really relate to
05:32Coutaches and lamborghini because that wasn't the car when they were kids, you know
05:35Yeah, so it really makes a lot of fun to get a lot of these
05:38Nine cars that to me just look like the walmart parking lot, but the things you know
05:43If you're 40 now, oh the 90s were a hot time. They were cool
05:47So it's a lot of fun to have this new class just to get this kind of much young blood coming in
05:52And that's really taken off because we have now four 30 under 30 classes. Oh, that's awesome
05:58And they have them out on the field next to a
06:01Duesenberg or a bugatti or an old bugatti. Yeah, and
06:05sitting next to some of the great royalty of
06:08You know car classic car
06:10Uh concourses and they learn from them and it's really a great bonding experience for jay
06:15I think I think you hate this question, but uh, because I asked it last year
06:19Like how many cars do you have now? Oh, uh, I think I gave the same answer. You sound like my wife. Um, um
06:26Yeah, there's a lot of cars. I mean, I do that thing. Now, how do you remember this one?
06:29It used to be blue remember
06:31Are you paying it? Yeah
06:34So she doesn't want you spending the money on the car, you know, no, no, she's
06:39You know, it'll eat, you know, it's still cheaper than hookers and cocaine
06:43Everyone needs to buy
06:45I just look look at charlie sheen. Okay
06:50Compare the two of us. I I come home reeking of transmission fluid, which is easier to deal with and you know coke and also the
06:58That is true
07:01The 80s were quite a decade because they always know where you are, you know
07:05There's an old golf joke that compares
07:09Is a good comparison to the car hobby this guy's playing golf on saturday, you know, and he said
07:14And he's supposed to be home at five or ten minutes to six. He's driving home. He sees a woman with a flat tire
07:20Okay, can you I got a flat? I don't live with my own but that goes i'll change it for you
07:25He changed the time for a guy all said to go
07:27Can you follow me home if I have another and she's just hysterical, you know, the guy goes, oh, okay
07:31You're not gonna get a flat night and mile on that. All right. He follows her home
07:36They get to her house. She goes can I offer you a drink just to say?
07:39Thank you my wife's waiting that just one drink the guy has a drink then another drink then they wind up in bed
07:47Now they haven't said
07:49Now it's 11 o'clock at night. He's right now. What an idiot. I ruined my life. You know, you know
07:54I'm not gonna live a lie. I just gotta tell my wife what happened. I don't care
07:58I'm not gonna live
07:59He pulls in the wife's got her arms folded in the driveway. Where were you honey?
08:02Yes, come on home. It's one of the flat time
08:04She asked me to change it change it for and she said could you follow me home? All right
08:08I said, here you go. Can I give you a drink? I gotta go my wife's way. I just wondered
08:13I had a drink had another drink
08:16Then we wound up in bed and had sex the wife goes you're a damn liar. You play another round of golf
08:25Yeah, that's the way that goes save it with a car hub
08:29I mean he's still got it
08:31Do you still like go out and do stand-up? I know you used to show up. Yeah, that's how I make a living
08:35Oh, I'm sorry. I should I should have cleared that up. Yeah, I hosted a TV show
08:39You did? Yeah, yeah
08:40Was it called the tonight show? The tonight show, that's right
08:43But do you still show up like it at uh at the comedy store or something? I was here
08:48Tuesday night we did a show for the charity. Yeah, yeah
08:50Yeah, because so you still do it because you love it. Yeah, well here. Here's the
08:54Here's his joke you'll like. Yeah
08:57Three rich guys, Miami playing golf, you know, they go we need a fourth and you see a plumbing truck pull up guy gets out
09:05Got his golf bag. How about that guy? Well, he's not really our class of people. I mean
09:13You wanted to all thanks for that guy says listen, look what my clubs like to have to make a phone call
09:18Okay, doesn't make fun go meanwhile the three rich guys start talking
09:22One rich guy says hey, how's your boy doing? He was always unbelievable. You know, he's uh, he's in real estate
09:28Here's how well he's doing. He gave his best friend a brand new condo all expenses paid free and clear
09:36How's your boy doing? Well, my son, he's probably the biggest bmw dealer in southern, uh, florida
09:41You know, he handles all the cars in fact
09:43He gave his best buddy, uh a brand new top-of-line bmw fully loaded every option
09:48That's unbelievable third guy. How about your kid? Well, like me. He's a stockbroker
09:53Well, here's how well he's doing his best friend. He gave him a hundred thousand dollar stock portfolio
09:58Absolutely free guy. This is unbelievable
10:00Then the plumber comes back in they get ready to play golf
10:03They go. We're just talking about a kid. You got a kid. Yeah, I got a son. He's 22. What does he do?
10:08He's a gay dancer at a nude male strip club in Fort Lauderdale
10:13And the three guys go really
10:15Is there any money in that? Oh, yeah, one guy gave him a condo another guy gave him a bmw
10:23Okay
10:25Yeah, don't ever stop doing it
10:29What did you i've been so curious uh since so curious
10:34But what did you make of the jimmy kimmel stuff?
10:36Look, it's a free speech deal. I I agree with jimmy, you know, jim and I are friends. We've got our differences. That's fine
10:44But I mean, you can't just take time off the air because you don't like a joke. He did about you
10:48I mean, it's ridiculous. I mean you have to support that
10:51I mean the whole country is based on that. I mean political
10:55Discourse and and satire is the whole basis of america. It's the only country in the world you can do that
11:01You can't do it in north korea. You can't do it in a lot of countries. You just get arrested, you know, and so to me
11:09And I think they really abc realized how stupid that was just to pull off there because now you got
11:15People never watch the show are now watching the show because they they don't like the indignity of it. Yeah
11:21Um, johnny carson did that famous 60 minutes interview. I'm sure you've seen it. Oh, yeah
11:26Yeah, where he said he
11:28They never went political
11:30Well, he I break it used to get mad at him because he knew his Reagan impression all the time and right
11:35Reagan would kind of
11:41But uh, yeah, that and that was basically my thing at the time, too
11:45Well, we live in an era now where everybody has to know what you had for lunch and let's see a picture of it
11:50And you know, just all those kind of stuff. But yeah, it was a different time
11:54So you would you would you tend to try to find something funny as opposed to going?
11:59Well, you try to humiliate and degrade equally on both sides
12:04It's pretty easy to do
12:07And it makes it more fair, you know, because people just are just waiting for you to make some tiny error
12:13It's hilarious. Yeah
12:15Um is when you look at that job
12:18Um, and it's way different
12:20I think now just because of the lives that everybody leaves and the way people can see it's not different
12:24It's the same job, but it's not consumed the way it used to be considered right jokes
12:28Tell joke get check very simple
12:33No, you know, there's nothing harder than writing a joke
12:37But if you can get around it by giving your opinion or talking about an issue or whatever it might be
12:42I got out of writing it's hard to write jokes
12:46It's a lot of work, you know, half the time they don't work and whatever it might be
12:50So that's right
12:51If you just concentrate on the jokes, you'll probably probably do okay
12:54Did you all your years on the tonight show? Do you have a favorite guest?
12:58Oh, I had a lot of favorite guests
13:00I I like politicians that was you know, sean conny. I love sean conny
13:05Because sean connery was not james bond. I mean, he was a longshoreman
13:10He was misty universe third runner-up 1953 and he would fight at the drop of a hat. He would just fight anybody
13:18Yeah, I think scotland should put that's like a squallery not alone
13:23Just go into a tirade, you know
13:24And I would have him on and he would come and he'd go gee gee, what's the latest filthy joke going about gee, you know
13:31And I would tell him the joke and he would laugh like a pirate
13:37And he would actually slap his knees
13:39You know, they don't say something to me
13:42I heard that
13:43I never saw somebody actually slap their knee
13:46And he was like a loud
13:48Guy, you know, we we had these little tiny showers in the dressing room. Nobody ever used them except sean conny
13:54But he'd get in there with a bar
13:55So while scotland before yeah, I'll take the higher road and the news crew would come down to go
14:01Who's yelling? We're trying to do in the news. That's you it's sean connery in the show. You go tell them to shut up
14:06Connery in the tonight show shower
14:09It's so interesting you bring up free speech, especially when it comes to what's going on right now
14:13A lot of stand-up comedians are in hot water with the saudi arabia stuff
14:17Where do you fall on that them getting a check to be able to go here my thing?
14:21I don't criticize other comments, right? I don't like this thing now where other comics are attacking for doing with the you know
14:27I said look
14:28If your wife just had a baby or whatever it might be and you're not working and you
14:34Do a show. I mean they're not
14:36Giving an opinion. They're just doing what they do. Okay. I mean
14:41I I don't I I didn't go I turned it down, but that that's fine. That's fine
14:46It's I I don't pet you know, I I love bill burr. I love all these guys are great
14:52Yeah, I don't think it's anything but you turn the money down
14:56Yeah, I first of all well, I have other reasons too, you know
14:59I'm kind of caretaker from our air so to me to go to saudi arabia for a fun-filled weekend in saudi arabia
15:05You know, you can't do that. Oh, you ever been there? No, it is hilarious
15:09Wiggy wants to go. Yeah, I love the Saudis. They got that long money
15:13The money that never runs out money. Well, I went there for desert storm the first time and I brought my wife
15:19And I had to bring her in as a temporary man her passport
15:24Has her picture and it says temporary man. She had she had to come in as a temporary man
15:29Okay, so this is a react and then we we go to this restaurant, right?
15:34So he sits down, you know those dressing
15:38Things that like the old west when he used to get the woman will go behind it and get dressed and throw the clothes
15:42Oh, yeah, you could see the shadow and we sit down the restaurant and they put one of those around her
15:47So I can't see you now. I said, how you doing there, honey? Good. Okay
15:51You know and and the restaurant was like prussian italian
15:57So it was it was like guys and powdered wigs and red vests bringing you spaghetti
16:02It was like it's like an episode of star trek where they're on a planet where you picked up the radar waves from different things
16:08And they're not quite sure what it is. It was like the it was like the goofiest
16:12Yeah
16:12Oh, and then then I go back to my room and I turn on the tv and star trek is on
16:17Oh, I'll watch star trek and and it's kirk going thursday fine. Yes. Okay, and I realized
16:24They've edited out all the female speaking parts. Wow
16:27Really? Yeah, it's just guys talking to the wall
16:31And it was like the strangest thing it was like
16:36All this were like they go through every magazine with a straight razor and they could take out bra ads or panty ads
16:41Anything that has it still it's still like no, I'm not talking about
16:4625 years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah
16:49Oh, it's much more liberal
16:51I gotta ask
16:53Did you meet a guy over there who said he was he was working on a camel that he was going to sell you in 40 years?
16:59Yes, yes, yes
17:00Yes, exactly
17:01No, I you know, i'm fascinated with the world of
17:05Comics and just like, you know, whether it was the edin murphy documentary or like richard prior
17:12And how they started a young age and get into it because I think a comedian
17:17Is the hardest thing to do?
17:21Because you have to be up there on stage on your own
17:25And get an emotional reaction out of people
17:28What made you that's coming from a guy who won a super bowl?
17:30Yeah, yeah
17:31So you would say that's harder. Yeah
17:33Yeah, I think that's hard
17:35No, no, no, I I truly believe that you know, like if the one
17:39Gift I almost believe it's a gift that you comedians have
17:43And like what made you or when did you know like
17:47This is what i'm good at. This is what I want to do
17:50Was you a little kid that used to tell jokes in front of the family?
17:53I think eddie murphy used to do that
17:55Well, you know, I I remember as a kid
17:58Getting laughs with certain things, you know, when you're when you're coming, you just kind of remember everything that gets a laugh
18:05I remember my mother had taken me
18:06Nobody had child care then your mother just dragged you everywhere, you know, so
18:12So my mother goes over to see my aunts and they're had and they're sitting around they're drinking wine, you know, I'm like five
18:18I think four or five and they're all getting a little loopy, you know
18:23And i'm looking at these women and I said, uh, I thought it was a legitimate question
18:29I said hey mom. How come women have humps like camels?
18:32And I hear
18:34Oh
18:36What I say what I say
18:38And I remember that I I didn't know why I got a reaction at the time, but
18:43Kathy that one who's gonna be trouble
18:46They're all cackling and I was your first laugh
18:49Actually, my first laugh was in fourth grade in mrs allen's class. It was the first real joke
18:55She's telling us about um, uh, robin hood
18:58And the sherwood forest and the how cruel the sheriff of nottingham was, you know
19:03And she said when this when the sheriff captured robin's men, he would boil with an oil
19:08And I put my hand up on it said well
19:11Uh, you know why she did that to tuck and I said no because he was a friar
19:18And I and I
19:19Give him all it gives. No, no, no, no, no
19:20So anyway, so I saw the teacher go all right now that like that's not fun
19:26And but but you started to smile, you know, okay
19:28So I got a reaction and then later in the day
19:31I'm walking past the teacher's lounge one that you said hey leno come here
19:35What did you say in class? I said what what did you say in class about friar truck?
19:39And I told him the joke
19:41The teacher went back to the teacher's lounge with my
19:44shared
19:44I said yeah, this is good
19:46Yeah, but so and you just kind of remember everything you say that that gets a reaction or something
19:52Yeah, it's sort of help. Are you guys here for a little bit? I know, uh, okay
19:55I just got to take a quick break. You want us to leave now?
19:59Can we can we hear for for jess? Uh, we have a little jinx that happens on this show sometimes
20:04So we'll have somebody on and they'll get hurt playing a game or god forbid
20:09I I mentioned somebody's name and they they pass away right after and so
20:13Uh, i'll keep that in mind. Yeah, that's great
20:17Last year we had john right and then like a week and a half later. I fell down that hill
20:22You fell down the hill and all these people were speculating. They're like, oh my god. Jay Leno got beat up
20:27Like what's America? Well, I love the idea that the gavone brothers would drive
20:31to greenburg, pennsylvania
20:33To go to a hampton inn on a rainy night to throw a guy down the hill
20:38Why'd you just shoot me?
20:39I just it's so stupid. Yeah, it's so stupid
20:44And you know it because it's funny because the place had it one of these driveways that goes in a circuit up to the top of the hill
20:50So I come out and I go where's the place to eat and the guy goes there's a place right there and he points
20:55He goes but it's about a mile and a half if you take the road. I said well
20:58I'll just go down the hill and of course I have dress shoes on
21:00It's just fall on my face
21:04Bash my eye up, right?
21:06So but I so I'm still gonna get something to eat, right?
21:09So I get in my eyes also not what not not my eyes swollen shut, right?
21:13I'm so good and I ordered it. I order the chicken parmesan sandwich, okay?
21:17So after the news crew goes out and interviews the guy who made my chicken parmesan sandwich
21:23And I said what did he have chicken parmesan? What is that exactly or it's a breast of chicken
21:29And the guy explains how he makes the sandwich. It was oh, it was great. It was great. Oh, it's hilarious
21:35Well, I think like the older, you know, I'm getting up there
21:38Uh, unfortunately, it's you actually would prefer to say me personally rather than say I fell down a hill
21:45I'd prefer to say hey, yeah, I got beat up because I got gambling debts. Well. Well, yeah, well, actually, that's not really preferable
21:53Yeah, yeah, I think being an old guy to fall and well the funny thing as I'm falling down the hill
21:58There are these two ladies at the bottom of the hill and I hear the lady go. I think that's jade
22:05She goes why would jade don't know be in greenberg, pennsylvania. It's just ridiculous. I think that's him so i'm like
22:09I'm getting up and I said hi girls. Oh, I can you give me a ride to the restaurant? Sure
22:14Okay, they're giving me a ride to the restaurant the chicken parmesan. I mean, it's just
22:18But the really funniest part is it got to be such a huge story all the mob and I owe money and all this kind of stuff
22:25that
22:27What was I gonna I lost my train of thought here was
22:29Where was I going with this? What happened? You actually paid the mob off? No, no, no
22:37Go ahead
22:39It happened that happens to greg like
22:41It happens to me all the time it does jay i'm curious yes in terms of
22:45Why comedians are become so much more afraid timid when it comes to just making people laugh and saying outlandish
22:53Like I think ricky gervais is brilliant. Yeah
22:55And he stands alone because he's one of very few people that's willing to make fun of anything, right?
23:00Why has that shifted? Do you think I don't think it's never shifted?
23:03It's been exactly you know
23:04You have all different kinds of comedians you have guys do impressionists like dana carvey is a hilarious
23:09It kills me
23:11But it's not political even though he does both sides he does he does trump he does biden he does them all
23:17I never think of it as political and that's his choice too because he's a comedian
23:22Your first job is to get laughs a lot of people think and it's fine that what they have to say on an issue is important
23:29Okay, that's fine. You might sacrifice some laughs for that and people might criticize you for it
23:34But to me, I I like me, you know rodney and I were friends for 40 years
23:39I have no idea if he was a republican or democrat. We never talked about it
23:42We just talked about jokes, you know, and rodney was hilarious. Yeah, just like the funniest guy. He his thing was
23:49The economy of words that showed us the smallest amount of words to tell a joke, you know
23:54And one of my favorite running jokes, he goes I went to the doctor
23:57Dog said I need a urine sample a semen sample and a stool sample. So I gave him my underpants. That's a great joke
24:04And he was rodney dangerfield was when you look back at johnny carson. He was one of the great guests on that. Oh, like
24:10Unbelievable guest. Well, that was my favorite thing because I would watch johnny be straight man
24:15Pretty rough rodney. Oh, I tell you johnny. It's unbelievable. And then he'd say something that was pretty cold
24:20Really? How cold was rodney? Oh, I got to tell you johnny, you know
24:23So having the opportunity to do that with rodney was so much fun to be the straight man to watch rodney bounce off
24:30Yeah was minus yourself
24:32Of course was was johnny carson the best late night host ever
24:35I probably I think that's fair to say. I mean in terms of
24:39Courtney and chime don't have no idea probably
24:43Yeah, I think that's true. You should get it the longest and to this day still held the biggest audience ever
24:50But television changes, you know, you got streaming now you can watch all three godfathers without commercials
24:56You know
24:58I want to ask the question because it's interesting that you talk about all these different comedians, you know
25:02Chappelle's he's he gets jokes and he says whatever's on his mind
25:07Maybe it might be hard for you to answer
25:09Who in your opinion is you know, maybe the greatest comic ever or is of all time of all time or who is the
25:17The greatest show that you ever seen maybe well, you know, it's only I work with I call him richie prior
25:22He was richie when we know him. It's richard nicely richard pride
25:26but he was richie then and
25:28I
25:29Tried to follow him every night at the comedy circus. He would get up and you would blow the room out just people falling down dying laughing, you know
25:37And I wanted to go on after him to see if I and I realized I didn't have 45 minutes
25:42I had maybe 12 minutes of stuff that actually worked and it makes you a better comic because you throw away everything
25:48That's not working but but working with it with richie for a couple of months at the con that was one of my favorite
25:55Just watching the way he put stuff together and had that just that weird, you know hilarious
26:00Just very funny guys. So richard prior would be your yeah, I put richie right up. Do you have a favorite up-and-comer?
26:05Well, also also Bob Newhart
26:08Oh, really? Really? Well, only for Bob Newhart had
26:12It was like throwing a slider. He just he would ease into a joke. You know, here's one of my favorite
26:18This is like the typical Bob Newhart thing and you have to listen
26:22He had a bit about the first astronaut to have contact with extraterrestrials
26:28So he has contact with extraterrestrials in space and he comes back to earth and there's a huge news conference press conference
26:34And one of the reporters said how far ahead of us are these aliens and Bob says about six weeks
26:45Because six weeks
26:47Six months is too far
26:49Two weeks you catch up, but you can't catch up to six
26:54Just the idea that a civilization is only six weeks
26:59And you can't catch up and to me he always had those kind of you had to listen
27:04You have to think about it. Yeah, so there's all different kind of comedians. Oh, there's so much bill burr is one of my kills
27:10Burr has that classic boston. What are you smart ass?
27:14Just that just that hilarious kind of boston attitude. Yeah, but a lot of great comedians came from boston. Oh, yeah
27:22It's a great place to be from because it's just so quirky. You know, I remember this is what I love about new england
27:28when mayor dukakis ran for president
27:31he he he
27:33Uh campaigned on a platform of mandatory seat belt law
27:37that was his thing. Yeah, and
27:40People in massachusetts rebelled against it and they were selling t-shirts that had a fake seat belt on it
27:46So you put this on and drive it and if a cop saw you it looked like you were wearing a seat belt
27:51So, okay, what is the point of that?
27:55Just so stupid. Yeah, just that new england, you know, massachusetts. I want to smoke. It's about freedom
28:02A freedom smoke. I'll smoke whatever you want
28:07If I want to go through the windshield that should be my right
28:10That's what I love about knowing just that quirky new england yankee kind of yeah hilarious
28:15Yes, well, uh, what new england loves is you. So, uh, why thank you very much jay leno
28:21Well, come down to the rhode island to the car show this week. Yeah, so a bunch of events. Yes, okay
28:27So today today we have the village open
28:30It's free and that's where all the race cars are from the 30s all the way through f1 cars that are current
28:37and
28:38IROC cars are coming back that that whole
28:41Series has been bought and brought back and they're gonna have a bunch of IROC cars. I love those
28:46IROC Z's yeah, Pontiac. Well, here's the best thing. There's stuff for your spouse to do
28:52You know, you come here and there's the mansion tours and there's so so if you're with someone male or female is not particularly a car person
28:59There's an italian festival going on as well
29:03And we're also doing a um, we also at the gathering today. There's
29:06There's food. There's entertainment. There's uh cars
29:10Yeah, and there's a lot of things to do that have nothing to do with cars on the site and then tomorrow
29:15Uh on sunday before the concourse many of the entrants go out on the field at 6 30 in the morning
29:21And their wives or their husbands depending on which which one's the car enthusiast
29:26Um doesn't have anything to do so they can go to the mansions or they go to yoga out on the cliff walk
29:32Who doesn't want to do yoga on the cliff walk?
29:34Oh, yeah, the crowds we were and thank you. We were at your your shack last night. Yep
29:42I feel it's only fair that we go to jay's place
29:46You know i'm kind of tied up oh you are it's such short notice. I mean is it big enough
29:52Yeah, what do you have a big we think you better me could you got a house
29:54Yeah, it's a big house look you're going to mansion in newport you got a big all right a round of applause for thank you
30:01Thank you people all right. You want a quick joke? Yeah, it's a joke you like okay
30:07A 60 year old couple's walking on the beach holding hands
30:11The wife looks down sees an aladdin's lamp in the sand but she rubs it genie but yeah, what do you want? She goes
30:17Oh, I always wanted to travel I do I need to travel poof
30:21Travel brochures always she's picking them up the husband goes hey, come here. He grabs that lamp rubs it genie comes
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